Episode 13: Pirate Booty Call
From Bravo: The ‘Wives arrive in St. Barths and party with a local named Tomas.
PREMIERE: Monday August 27, 9 pm
“The ladies arrive in St. Barths, without Aviva who stayed back due to her phobias, and head straight for their beautiful villa and realize it’s first class all the way around. On their first evening Russ, Carole’s boyfriend who is on the island for a blues festival, shows up just in time to meet the women and save the conversation and the rest of the evening. A night out at Le Ti has the ladies enjoying tequila shots and a pirate-themed performance, led by the ladies’ liaison, Tomas, a hot Johnny Depp look-alike. The next morning, rumor has it LuAnn kept the party going much later than anyone else.”
A few days ago Wetpaint reported that Ramona hinted that contrary to Bravo’s previews being woefully misleading – LuLu may have really hooked up with the pirate. (That’s about as many double negatives I can fit in a sentence).
It’s all pretty up in the air to me about what really happened – but LuLu had better be a little more discreet if she really wants to hook Jacques into some child support.
After all, we all know how much LuLu loves being a mommy and doesn’t need to be in the spotlight at all.
Thankfully we won’t need to hear more about Toaster-gate while we’re in St. Barths.
But we may have to see Heather chasing people around to scold them.
Whatever the case -we sure know who are the stars of this show.
(Thanks again Boston for some great artwork).
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Let’s hope for Bravo’s sake that LuLu’s hookup bring the ratings – which have been pretty low this season – especially compared to New Jersey.
Who’s to blame viewers for tuning out? Frankly, it’s been pretty gross to watch. That scene with Sonja and her intern in the bathroom (I can’t even type what was going on) was about the most revolting scene I’ve sat through.
It seems like Sonja, Mario, and Ramona are trying their best to make the season fun – but frankly they are coming off looking like fools. The new girls (except for Carole) have no patience for it – which is hilarious – since they obviously didn’t know what they signed up for.
Will Ramona and Sonja running to the press to tattle on their castmates help the ratings? Does Andy regret swapping out the cast? Will LuLu wear her boots this episode? Let’s see what happens.
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If you haven’t seen it yet – Alex McCord says some nice words about Lynn at the end of her RumorFix video on RHWNY
http://rumorfix.com/2012/08/alex-mccord-calls-bs-on-ramona-singer-sonja-morgan-storylines/
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Great photocaps, Boston!
I enjoyed your thought provoking write up on New Jersey this morning, although I don’t believe I mentioned it before. I want to make sure you know that your efforts are appreciated.
Thanks. It’s been particularly difficult to write about NJ.
The ratings for New York could be down because Lulu didn’t get fired too. I find her repulsive and I switch channels whenever she’s on. Nothing about her is believable or interesting and much about her is offensive and dishonest.
Lulu is my least favorite HW out of all the franchises.
Taylor is my least. Now that Jill is gone.
BTW, Bev, great to see you.
That photo of Heather is frightening at best.
I’m late in posting today – thanks for all the great birthday wishes!!! Y’all are a great bunch and I’m so happy to be here!!!
Happy Birthday QBB! Hope it has been a very great day!
Happy Birthday QBB!!! Hope you had a beautiful day.
Oh my goodness, Heather in that hat. That’s unfortunate.
It makes her look like she doesn’t have a cranium. It’s just the wrong style for her and makes her face look squat and short…which is bad when standing next to Lulu.
Apparently LuAnn is serious about this getting pregnant thing and no man shall be turned away in her quest for a baby!
OT but just in case anyone has $17 million to plop down on a house
http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/27/camille-grammer-selling-17-million-dollar-malibu-mansion-gallery/
Ah, she has finally figured out her meal ticket is gone and she’s got to make that settlement last. How many houses does she really need? Does she still have 4 nannies to raise her 2 children for her?
Good Evening everyone. I’m anxious to see what Luann did tonight. You know Ramona’s going to be talking about it in her blog.
I can’t wait to see what goes down (or who…. lol…) on New York
tonite. Yippee. something that doesn’t depress me. finally.
the only problem is that we won’t see or hear anything about Lulu going
down,, I mean what’s going down w/ Lulu until 3 minutes before the
dumb episode is about to end, hmpf.
I hope she does go down. It would just blow if she did though, but everybody’s got a job to do. It just gags me to think about it. (Too much?)
just perfect.
This could really suck.
And not well….
I’m curious to see who has the meltdown on Scary Island Part 2.
Is it Aviva due to all her phobias?
Sonja because she seems to be having a few meltdowns here and there?
LuAnn because she beds a Pirate and Jacques finds out?
I’m sure we won’t find out for 3 episodes or so.
I hate being strung along like that!!
Me, too or being led to believe something happened and then they show it and it wasn’t really what they portrayed it to be in the previews.
Argh!
Do you think we’ll know for sure or will we have to “read between the lines?” Oops, I’m getting my housewives confused. Lol.
Happy bday QBB…many cheers sent yournway
Happy birthday, Queen!
I brought liquor. Can I make you a celebratory cocktail,
or would you like some home-made chocolates?
Hi Bev-happy to see you….what are we drinking????
Watermelon Martini’s or Peach smoothies.
Wha?????
I’d like a Watermelon Martini, please!
LOVE a Martini!!!!
coming right up!!
Cheers!!!!!
I’m greedy – I want both!
Well, finish the Watermelon Tini first, then I’ll get started on A Peach one for you and we can share the Peach with everyone ……………………
oh wait a minute, I’m sorry it’s your Birthday, throw the leftover out, I’ll get you
fresh right now!!!
sorry Birthday girl, It’s getting crazy between the show and the blender…..
I’m standing by but have to admit that Sonja’s bathroom display grossed me out..I get that these women have to bring on the drama but honestly..please?? I’m about a foot out the door on the Housewives franchise. It’s insulting. To them and us as viewers.
what happened in Sonja’s BR? i don’t remember anything, I must have walked out or fell asleep or something?! Otherwise, I most certainly would have remembered? right?
Happy birthday Queen!
I just finished reading this mornings blog and comments. Great Job All!!!
I’ve got 5 minutes to rearrange my brain from NJ to NY.
Hi Just Dee !
Hi Breezy!
That 2017 poster pic of Luman celebrating her child’s fifth birthday made me laugh so loud that all four of my dogs came running to see what was the matter with me…thanks, I needed that!
Thanks for all the great work with the blog everyone! BB, Bless you for taking over NJ. Oh the headache that show causes!
I wish I could find the article again (maybe someone else will have better luck) I remember posting it at Lynn’s, but the Post Page 6 ran an article about this trip we see tonight. Iirc, it was talking about them getting all wild.
I hope what I read on twitter a moment ago isn’t true, but of so and she’s stalking this page, please know the “I hate Jill Zarin” feeling is still around and she’s pathetic. Of you want to read what Blckd is saying Jill did regarding Lynn check out her TL. It’s sick.
Sad
It’s totally pathetic. Anything to draw attention to herself.
She is a sick individual – I can only imagine how unhappy, truly miserable, deep down in her soul, she must be.
What in the world is she talking about? I”m not on twitter but On Lynn’s blog, it always posted her recent tweets and I noticed they tweeted back and forth. It make me just assume they were friends. It sounds very ominous. I just don’t know what this means. :/
From what I heard, Jill was calling Bravolebrities and saying Lynn was a hate blogger.
OMG these women are so lucky to stay in these beautiful places…too bad I have a feeling they are going to act like animals!!!
oh my at Heather.
Hi everyone, I am going to try to keep up with the chat tonight, although I am supposed to be working. (dont tell on me). Sonja and Ramona have been bothering me a bit when they get together, I find them a bit tiresome just watching them, I can’t imagine being in the same vacation spot together.
I agree; they remind me of petty preteens with all the whispering and giggling, very annoying.
Walking into a glass door like that is embarrassing. I’ve done it and it can hurt like all get out, too.
I always walk into things. My legs always have bruises.
This is going to be mean but since you have no heart I think it will be ok….I wish they would have showed Heather walk into the door…if they could show Aviva fall down the steps why not Heathers accident????
Yes, watching it happen to somebody else is hilarious. We would still be laughing if they’d shown Heather walking into the door.
You are correct…I would have laughed my ass off….but I find those things very funny-even when they happen to me!!!
they would have shown it if they had it on film
nice house
Samonja Twins are making me tired. how do they put up with all that energy.
Omg Heather and Lulu are sharing a wardrobe.
Praying for everyone on the Gulf Coast. Here in South Florida we got hammered. In my town we got 14 inches of rain! Can’t drive anywhere. People are literally kayaking in my neighborhood. The roads look like something out of a horror movie! Cars abandoned everywhere. I hope the Gulf Coast doesn’t have to endure this. Prayers to all the fellow South Floridians!
Prayers
Same here Jenn. Thanks for the reminder.
Poor Carole… how fun that Russ came to be with her.
You got it, JenninFL!!
Stay safe! Sorry to hear that. Thanks for the update. I have been trying to get info all day, they don’t report much on the west coast news.
jenn, stay safe, thought y’all caught a break, so sorry for you. Hugs from Pensacola, Lisa
Luann’s necklace is awful.
to bad it’s not a choke her
Are Heather and Luann wearing twin outfits?
hello all. back from surgery. watching w/ you
Happy recovery, Amber!
surgery?? So sorry Amber, hope your recovery is going well and that you are not in pain….
Hello!! I hop you heal up really fast!! Take care.
hoping so hard, I’m hopping?
lol
I hope you’re okay now?
Hope you have an easy recovery!
Ramona, shut up!
Carole is funny…”Don’t be you.” to Ramona. Ha!
That was perfect. lol Ram seems mad at Sonja.
RUN Russ RUN!
Run Russ and Carole. lol
Sonja is getting it on with the cook?
Sonja is DRUNK
naked wasted?
lol Maybe so. I wonder if Sonja had an open marriage too now.
… and water is wet.
Happy Birthday QBB and many many more!!!!!
Ladies, wonderful blogs and racaps all around….BIG THANK YOU!!!
Caroline Manzo – makes me sick…a whole lot more going on there including the jealousy that she is not the star of the series. Tre – sorry she is dealing with a crazy woman, a nutsy cousin, and all the other stuff. I give her lots of credit for going out there and doing her thing.
Getting ready to start up the dvr and see what NY is up to. Talk to you all later.
PS. All our friends in the path of the hurricane, please take extra care and precautions. Our prayers and thoughts are with you.
Happy Birthday QBB and thanks for being so generous!
Thanks NMD, Lady Ch, Little Newton and Boston, you guys are the best!
Coffee does NOT sober one up.
No but it got them away from Carole and Russ. For their sakes. Where does Lu meet her Johnny Dep lookalike I wonder.
Good question. Sonja needs to put the bottle down. Same thing with Ramona.
Yes. But I bet they don’t.
only makes a wide awake drunk.
but it does keep them from drinking more booze.
HI Bev,
How are you?
I am doing well, Nancy. And you?
Wide awake drunk people are NOT FUN!!!! Better to let them pass out!!!!
Why Aviva is not there? No that I think she brings a lot … just wondering?
Does she come in later… ? Like on the boat instead of the sky-falling plane?
Hi Cusi-
she’s coming later w/ her hubby!
Thanks Bev and LME!
((( Cusi ))) Love ya girl.
Sonya Sonya Sonya…I am so embarrassed for her. She has to be going through tough times in her personal life. Sad
Sonja…can really smell out the guys.
Sonja smells.
Wait, wha????
Carole Radziwell and George Clooney? NO!
I love, George – I’m officially jealous of Carole and I don’t want to be jealous of Carole. Damn.
Dibs
Ramona looks amazing!
Romona needs meds – enough!
Sonja’s blue spaghetti strap is really cute.
Johnny Depp look alike is in the house!
wow.
he’s cute.
I can see why Sonja resents lumann for stepping in her way
Me too Bev.
Hey nice to see the posters here who don’t visit the chatz room.
NMD et al — thanks for the blog. QBB and Boston02 thanks for the chatz.
Hurricane & earthquake people, I hope all is well.
Ramona
pls don’t do turtle time
You read my mind, Bev – – - she was contemplating it… you could see it her eyes.
yes she was………… lol
Tequilla is never a good idea.
Never!
Ever
I miss Bethenny.
she woulda been great here………………
ITA
Amen to the ITA…
Ummm…did Sonja just say that she was dancing on the table w/o underwear?
What is wrong w/her? Gross.
I feel for her daughter.
Luann thinks she can fake her innocence? ROFL Loved Carole’s laugh.
So funny the spin Luann is doing….
Ohhh seems everyone is telling on Lulu but girl is sticking to “italian friends”
It’s so funny. What will the reunion be like? ROFL
Lulu has a reputation of being very “friendly”.
Last time I was in st Barth’s ..I couldn’t get my cell to work..no one could…hmmm
SO done with Sonja.
I loved when Ramona went Simonballistic on Carole “Hey, I thought this was going to be a GIRL trip!.” Carole shut her down – “Hey, I’m always with you and your husbands. Really?”
And now the joy of watching the Countess LIE and squirm.
Lulu is a slut…Lulu is a slut….
No kidding!
*ONE* day away from her beloved and she’s sleeping with a pirate!
Ram says Coma Toast. lol
Coma toast? Really?
She’s Indian but lies like a Persian
Coma toast..somehow that works for me lol
Ramona strikes again!
Who does shots of tequila when they are pushing 50? Seriously, I don’t need to be hugging a toilet to have a good time.
Jaq is going to ask for Lulu to take a DNA test to see if he is the real father.
But she’s not pregnant is she?
Jacques will have a pretend doctor check her fake pregnancy.
Luann’s cheating better be big! If Bravo lets this slide I’m gonna be pissed. I’ve lived thru Jill, Vicki’s boyfriends teeth, Danielle, and a lot more. This better be good.
it does seem as tho they brushed right through it—
I hope they come back to it!!
Luann’s lips are all out of portion.
I bet Lulu is dying right now.
Wouldn’t it be funny if we heard “HELLLLLOOOOOO”
OMG Boston that would be some crazy shit!!!!!!
lol!!
Skype is not a good look for Aviva
2 funny !
Really? I thought she looked good. lol Ram shouldn’t whine about a husband coming.
Carole is wearing one of Ramona’s necklaces
I thought I noticed that~~
I love Carol: “I’ve heard two male voices, one was Luanne and the other was a young french man”LOL!
That was the best line of the night!!
yes, Props to Carole
ITA – definitely the best line of the night so far…
LOL Cusi.
Why does Sonja always flash people?
why does Ram hold a towel up when she has a bra on?
Lulu is busted.
BUSTED
ROFL OOps
Busted Baaaaad! Good! She IS a snake and deserves it!
Luann knows she is miked, right?
dumbass
Apparently not. Or she thought the camera man would nix it for her. Why do I think this will be her last season.
She contracted the JoeGuidice disease.
Lulu has to be a real head case to sleep with so many guys. Either that or she is really broke.
She’s a tramp. Not a good look on anyone. IMHO
Lulu got lucky. No ping pong balls this time. Not that we know of.
It was Thomas with Loose Ann! Haa! Pepe is not happy!
u crack me up
me too.
roflmao
*reminder to self —if on vacation with luann, dont share a toilet
STD
How is she going to explian this away,as they are probably going to pull that scene out for the reunion.
I never change… OMG
What, Did Luann just confirm that she has affairs?
I think soooooo. Ooops
Yes, she did.
Did she really say “I never change”?
yes she did
I wonder if she meant that her story will not change. Or she could have meant, “I’m still the same ho-bag, I’ve always been and will always be.”
I think the second one
That’s how I took it. At least she knows herself.
Remember on one of the reunions when Ramona finally outed Luann about her sleeping around when she was still married.
She was right. and Lumann has not changed
Right. She admitted it.
Lulu’s brilliant logic at work….
LuAnn de Lesseps @CountessLuAnn
Now if I was going to have an affair, would I bring him to a houseful of housewives?
LuAnn de Lesseps @CountessLuAnn
I was with my Italian friends. Tomas did give me a ride home
Another brilliant twit from Lulu
LOL East. She’ll never change. Believe it.
And the answer is a resounding “Yes, that’s what you did.”
I rarely comment though I have been reading for as long as Lynn had been posting. I am MISSING her. Last night the RHNJ crazy fest and tonight Deppgate……All I wanted to say was I wish I effect as many people as Lynn did because I want to hear her take one it. One can just hope and pray for her family, her friends and for all of us.
Luann is too clever to realize that she was making a call on mic. She wants a place next season. All I can wonder is….. who would sleep with her?
who would is right….but then again something went on with Johnny Depp-she is covering her but on twitter like a crazy person!!!
well, thats a sign of GUILT too!
I am beginning to feel sorry for Aviva’s husband. She is quite needy
and i bet he is quite lonely
I’m going to take a chance here and agree with Ramona.
It looks like Aviva should take that Xanax.
Ram should take a Xanax too. She’s too hyper & tight.
let her wait til the alcohol is out of her system, then ITA!
lol Good point.
I can’t believe all the ladies were calling out Lulu in their talking heads. I’m lovin’ it!
me too, JustDee. it is grrrreat!!!
isn’t it??!!
Me 3. lol Remember how hateful Loo was on the reunion last year?
Me 4!
And lol Luv.
I think we mean LooseLu
Luann is getting pounded on Twitter…by Carole and Ramona!!! When Luann said “I never change”-I think she meant her story that she had a group of people there-like she was saying over and over how the italians were there and sticking to that!!!!
ohhh… Twitter is not a RHW friend.
oh man. I wish I could read that . it must be a riot.
Is this the real Lu? http://twitter.com/CountessLuAnn
Yes, that is the real Lulu.
Honestly I don’t see anything wrong with Ramona and Sonja going topless in the pool. I skinny dip all the time in our pool but it is late at night and shaded by trees. Really, my body is not close to the great shape of Ramona and Sonja so “what the heck?” Reid and Aviva are prudes.
AZGirl,
I don’t believe you. You are always going to the gym!
Some things the gym cannot even fix. It called age LOL
If it bothered me I sure wouldn’t have let Ram and Sonja know it. lol I have mixed feelings about Reid being there or not. If Carole had Russ and Lu had Johnny Dep, then why not Reid. But then again an all girls get away is fabulous. Usually.
fake Johnnt deep, there is a BIG difference , KNOW THAT !
lol Breezy.
love ya LME
Aviva is too uptight, she needs to relax A LOT.
She is already calling Ramona a liar on twitter.
If it were me they’d be asking “who’s that boy in the pool”
Good for you AZ-skinny dip as much as you can!!!! Just dont ever invite Aviva over!!!
Carole says: Carole Radziwill@CaroleRadziwill
Here he is again. The pirate-waiter is back next week!! Wait til you hear what Sonja did w/ Capt Jack. Fun. #RHONY
Naughty but (not so) Rob is tweeting that Luann and Pepe are still together so nothing happened with Johnny Depp-I told him I aint buyin it-he told me if something did happen why didnt Bravo show it-I asked him…why did she lie????
Really? I wondered, why Luann? They seemed to give one another the eye immediately and I’ve been thinking BRAVO STORY SETUP!
He doesnt want to tweet with me anymore so we will never know!!!
HELP! I am not on twitter and Blkd by JIll Zarin is tweeting that Jill did something terrible regarding Lynn and her death. What is going on? I can’t find anything.
Google her twitter name and you will be able to see her timeline…I think
I did and twitter is all locked up
why not just let it rest instead of bringing it here?
AZ girl, going to look now
I accidentally left it in a new thread below.
No, she is claiming that Ilana Angel was trying to get one of Lynns ex collegues (don’t know who) to collaborate on an anti-Lynn article. Carly mentioned something like this I think? Anyway, she claimed that Ilana Angel is partly responsible for Lynns death…which is honestly going to far IMHO.
I remember quite awhile ago, 6 months to a year? back on twitter Ilana asking people to send her their stories about Lynn being mean to them. Well there’s always some that had a gripe or misunderstanding with Lynn, and they were sending their stories in to Ilana. Naturally, Ilana wrote a blog about it, which I don’t remember exactly what she said. Pretty sure I never bothered to read it, as we all didn’t want to give any hits to Ilana’s blog – at all, once we (majority of us here) understood what was going on.
I’m sure there’s plenty of people in my past that could tell tales of something or other I did, that pissed them off. True for us all.
The whole thing got ridiculous. Eventually Lynn renamed the blog, and things did seem to simmer down. However, there were always some nasty people trying to do mean things to Lynn. I’m sorry she had to put up with that nonsense.
Ilana was trying to throw shade on Lynn, any way she could, because Lynn went after Jillzilla, and h*ll yeah we all cheered Lynn on. For some odd reason Ilana wanted to defend Jillzilla, so she did. Never liked the way Ilana went after Lynn. What does it say about these people that they were going after Lynn, and will they stop now? Hope so, let her RIP.
You know maybe Ilana did feel a little guilty. She wrote a very nice tribute to Lynn. Maybe it made Ilana feel better, after what Ilana did to hurt Lynn?
Feeling sheepish, should let old wounds heal & peace to all….I believe in forgiveness. Also don’t like to go after people to hurt them, for any reason.
Actually it is stupid. Jill called a few HW (I don’t know who) and reminded them that Lynn was a “Hate Blogger”. Stupid and let it rest. Jill is a moron and karma is a bitch.
Karma seems to be paying a little visit to Lululand.
Don’t beat me up for this…but I am always wary of someone on Twitter who claims to have DM’s (which you can’t see) from “contacts” telling tales. I’m not saying it isn’t true, but I’m wary. I would HOPE Jill wouldn’t do that and I would also HOPE someone wouldn’t “use” someones death to create a Twitter controversyto gain attention to themselves. *ducks and hides*
The Ilana thing is true….so I’m questioning motives here…I don’t like it, smells funny!
I did something wrong on twitter this morning while trying to tweet the blog – and got myself put into a twitter time out
All I did was send it to all the NJ housewives. Is that against the rules?
Not at all….did you anything else?
I had sent them all a tweet last night saying something like “it was a hard episode to watch” Nothing bad. The message said I mis-used the @ feature.
nmd,
I love your new gravitar. Save the Whales.
I thought you’d like it. I’m going whale watching in Alaska next week.
Really? With what boat/organization? To the Inside passage? Oh, I’d so love to do that again. We did it 6 years ago and had such a great time.
We’re going to Anchorage, and are taking a day trip. Not the Inside passage.
Ugh! Wish we could all come with! You will have such a great time. Do you live in Alaska? Enjoy those flukes!
No – I’m in Seattle – ish
My husband lived in the Fremont area of Seattle once upon a time. Love the area. Use to spend a lot of time there.
I’m sooooooooo jealous! Lucky you. Have a blast nmd. You deserve it.
There are supposed to be a lot of whales along the mid California coast this year, The big ones.
Really? Thanks!
I will check your timeline but it doesnt seem you did anything wrong…Im not really sure how you miss-used the @ feature???
Yes – let me know what the rules are so I don’t break them. I’m a rule follower. I hate getting in trouble.
It would be nice if they referred you to some documentation of the rule that was broken. You’re supposed to just guess?
Yes i think you are!! I have never been to twitter jail so Im not sure what the problem is but I know someone who can explain-I will find out more by morning
Ok NMD-I think you may have been reported as sending “spam” b/c of the @ and the blog link. I dont think Lynn ever sent the blog to twitter with the @ feature. She would just tweet a link to the blog and sometimes @ the HW who was featured the most that day. If you tweet a link-Twitter thinks you are “spamming” or trying to gain followers so next time just tweet the blog link. Hope this helps to keep you out of the big house!!!!!
Okay – thanks.
Maybe one of them reported you for spam. If they did, it probably wasn’t personal. People are suspicious of new accounts that don’t have tweets that just send out links so they probably did think you were a porn bot.
Here is 85% of the dialog from any episode of RHONJ..
“I di’int say that”
“Yes you did”
“I swear I di’int”
“I love my family”
and “BLEEP!”
Talk about “Q”…someone needs to give these people a lesson in “Q”…how to get and keep your own and MYOB about everyone else!!!
Carole is cool, and Russ is hot – together they look happy. Ramona is as crazy and flitty as ever, I get tired of looking at her jumping around like a jumping bean. Sonja – LAY OFF THE BOOZE, not looking good at all! Luann – slutty behavior on TV, when you claim you are in love, you want to be the pirates one and only for the night – can we say desperate for a young thing? Heather at least behaved herself. I really don’t care about Sonja and Ramona going topless, but Aviva is getting tiring with her phobias and calling people out…she didn’t have a problem with her Dad’s behavior did she- pot calling kettle?
Contessa-wait till you read Aviva’s blog…on and on about how everyone was acting-as if she never saw bawdy behavior before!!!
I died laughing when Heather banged her big nose into that door!! I know I’m evil but cracked me up! Still laughing at Carole’s comment I heard two male voices …One was LuAnne HaHaHaHa!!
That should be on a T-Shirt.
That cracked me up as well – Carole’s comment. Not so much the nose – it looked painful.
I know ..I know but I would laugh at myself too
i don’t think jacques/pepe would care what she does without him. he has his agenda and i don’t think it’s babies. i still don’t know how i feel about aviva. … i’m beginning to think she is still hung up on her first hubby. i wonder if she would have come on the show if she had known about sonja and luman.
Where does PePe get his money .. Surely not from having wine tastings
Just finished watching. Best. Show. Ever!
Yes – it was a fun one.
Also … Luann said Johnny Depp gave her a ride home but didn’t Ramona say they left her the driver?
Good catch
Exactly
Did Luann really think that Bravo wouldn’t spring for a french translation?
She’s so stupid!
One of the more fun eps we have seen in a while. Which of course means it gets ugly on the next episode. As each season of each franchise progresses, it becomes so clear that these women are a complete waste of space! Fran Dresher was asked if she would ever do a reality show and she said no, Because these shows appeal to the lowest common denominator. She’s right! (and cousin Aviva is learning it the hard way!) The bravo upfront special was a perfect example, with all the HW’s acting like morons that Andy had to yell at, while the decent people (Padma, Tabitha, Gail Simmons etc) just shook their heads and rolled their eyes. When Housewives started it was entertaining. Now it’s just sad and pathetic and a depressing commentary on what Americans think about the way we live. Top that off with the worst place on earth, Twitter and it’s no wonder China kicks our butts. Good luck holding this thing together…me? I think I’ll live in the real world from now on!
lol if the Chinese would gladly do half of what the RHONY are up to, if they could. The “ruling class” in China (high level govt officials) are just as scheming, if not more so. This is the current scandal raging in China now, a top state official’s wife poisoned the man who helped her & her husband out educating their son & getting money out of China to buy property….hmmm wonder where they got all the $ to do that? Extortion, peddling influence for cash. Politicians everywhere are cut from the same cloth. But this time murder was involved….
http://www.wotshappening.com/chinese-woman-sentenced-for-killing-british-businessman-accused-of-using-body-double-in-court/
plus it now looks like the real Gu isn’t going to prison, but her body double is? wow
Here’s an update on the Harvard educated son, now here in the USA….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2185391/Now-son-disgraced-Chinese-politician-Bo-Xilais-wife-Gu-Kailai-sends-statement-murder-trial.html
ITA with you Exit4 the most of the housewives’s behavior is cringe worthy. But they are so fun to laugh at. You know what’s funny too? Most of the people in the rest of the world that love to laugh at us would still rather have their children educated here in the good ol’ USA with a future here. The rest of the world, financially speaking, considers the USA a safe haven.
oopsies, forgot that the communist Chinese can’t watch Bravo housewives. Pondering….is this good for them or bad for them? Tough call on that. Less than 3 million people a week watch RHONY. The population of the USA is what, 311,590,000 odd? (googled it & rounded). That means 3 million out of 311 million are watching RHONY. Hey that’s under 1 %. One percent? OMG that means we are part of the One per centers!!!!!!!
Hey, I think I found the house they are staying at. It’s 20k per night peek season.
http://www.luxuryretreats.com/villa-page/index.aspx?vid=111309
Let’s book it! (snort)!!!
Great sleuthing. It is beautiful.
We can all go, I’ll pay.
IF I WORK FOR THEM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
ha I’m sure Bravo got it for free – promising all the air time the resort would get. All these prices are very negotiable, especially during hurricane season.
Okay, I actually watched this one! I thought it was interesting that heather actually outed lulu. There is really no where for her to run and hide with this because heather isn’t going to let her get away with it.
The other great comment carole had was calling Ramona and Sonja her two ‘crazy aunts.’. It pretty much fits. The ‘two men talking’ comment was laugh out loud funny. Lulu is a predator. Sonja is a novice in comparison. She’s a cartoon version of lulu.
And GOOD MORNING everyone!
Good Morning COCfarm!
Good morning.
Lil gossip from twitter. From Danielle Staub to Melissa G.
@melissagorga be careful dear I saved all your lengthy emails and recorded your calls to me you sure you wanna lie ???
Hmm…….
juicy!!!
Interesting….but I think if Danielle REALLY had the goods she would’ve spilled by now.
(For the money and attention)
But Dee, sometimes I think Danielle is loyal to a fault. She does not “out” people as a rule. I think she’s very loyal to Jacqueline, thus the awkward, really long hug at the end of the reunion the last year that Danielle was on. pure speculation as usual, over here!!!
Great blogging going on! Thank you all for keeping this internet family alive. Thank you for whoever came up with the emailing the new blog…I can finally find y’all!
The New York housewives are embarrassing to watch and the New Jersey franchise is just like watching disfunction….like Honey Boo Boo child, OMG Why would they go on trips together???
I’m sitting here watching an episode of 3rd Rock from the Sun and Sally (KJo) is leading a bunch of moms holding a bake sale. She’s acting like a drill seargent. Funny.
I remember that episode. She was great in that.
Good Morning, lovely LynnFam: New Blog!
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