Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap by NMD
It’s the aftermath of Kandi’s discussion with Mama Joyce. Kandi drops by her new studio to chat with Don Juan, her producer. After Kandi confides that Mama Joyce is unsettled by Todd coming into Kandi’s life, Don Juan admits he is as well. He’s worried that when Todd enters the picture, his paycheck will be in jeopardy. Kandi tells him and us that she’s still going to be a sharp business woman and take care of everyone – but clearly she’s a little trouble that everyone is worried about her money. I’m surprised Don Juan would tell her how he felt. Todd may not appreciate the lack of enthusiasm for his relationship with Kandi – and push him out. Let’s hope not.
NeNe is struggling with her career hitting a bump with the New Normal being cancelled. She learns that an episode of Glee that she was supposed to be in has been pushed back. Gregg is delighted to have her at home. Thank goodness she didn’t give up her housewives paycheck. She’s not exactly sitting at home doing nothing.
Cynthia goes in for her operation to remove the fibroids. Seeing Cynthia without makeup reminds me just how naturally beautiful she is. I think deep down Peter isn’t as much of an ass as he sometimes seems. He looks like he wants to throw up, he’s so nervous, and settles in for a long wait.
Porsha continues to milk her divorce and take full advantage of her mom. Porsha is mad that Kordell packed up her stuff and sent it over with the movers. She tells us that Kordell bought all her purses, shoes and dresses and treated her like a barbie – and we can draw our own conclusions from that. As she unpacks the boxes she discovers that her wedding corset is all torn up. She interviews, “this is not something a man would do, this is something a queen would do. He wanted me to know woman to woman he was upset.” OUCH. Then she finds a photo album and proceeds to destroy his photos. At least she didn’t shred his tires.
Kenya is moving out of her rented place. She’s so upset by the situation, she breaks into song and dance, twerking her piano. I wonder who choreographed the scene for her. Ugh. Apparently when she left – she left her dog with a neighbor and never went back to pick him up. Is there anything about this woman that is real?
Perez Hilton reported that the cops were called on June 12th as she was moving out.
“There were camera crews filming Kenya’s departure for an episode of Housewives. The landlord called the police because Kenya should not be on the property, nor did she give permission for anyone to be filming.” – See more
A week later (on June 19th) her landlord won an eviction notice in court. I guess Kenya wasn’t really moving out on the 12th. I wonder if the court appearance was the one we saw in the first episode -shown out of order. Probably.
Lawyer time. It’s time for a photo shoot now that Mr. President has arrived. We get to revisit some of Phaedra’s more unique (remember the pickles) photo shoots. Aiden is a cutie. Unfortunately, Phaedra forgot to tell Apollo about the photo shoot, and probably not realizing she had a mike on, he takes her into the back room to complain. Then the baby is crying and the nanny misunderstands Phaedra’s instructions, so Phaedra snaps at her. Happy family. They all pull it together to get a good photo. Phaedra interviews that it’s just the true picture of her life at the moment. No need to pretend otherwise. They probably aren’t getting any sleep.
Kandi checks in with Riley – who is growing up really quickly. Her hair is bright red on the bottom – sort of the shade of Kandi’s. Riley admits that she’s not that excited about the wedding. But then she tells her mom that she doesn’t really pay attention to what her grandmom says. She’s got her mom’s back. Riley basically tells Kandi that she may just have to stand up to Mama Joyce. Smart cookie.
Cynthia is home from the operation and feeling like crap. Peter helps her get settled, but luckily her mom is there to look after her. Cynthia thanks Peter for being supportive, and immediately he ruins it by asking for sex the moment she’s ready. Seriously? He picks that moment to gripe about their sex life? Remind me why she stays with him?
Kandi visits Porsha and gets an earful about Kordell. Kandi asks straight out if Kordell beat her. Porsha takes about a minute to think about it before she says no – and then says she did get shook a little. Then says that she doesn’t think he’d lay a hand on her. Kandi is clearly wondering what the heck is going on. Then Porsha breaks down in tears. It’s pretty clear that she had been putting on a fake front during her entire marriage. Kandi gives her a hug and a pep talk. Then they find a box of sex toys in the box – only it is empty. What is Kordell doing with Porsha’s balls?
Back to Kenya and her buddies. As they are moving, Kenya finds a box with her landlord’s wedding dress. Kenya puts it on saying “why would she leave it here?” Brandon asks “better yet, why would you put it on? She takes the opportunity to twerk in the wedding dress. Something tells me she bought it at goodwill as a prop – otherwise how do you explain the bouquet? She just happened to find that in the box as well.
Now the scene where her land lady shows up and cusses Kenya out, and then calls the police. Her description of Ms. Moore – “Tall….with weaves, contacts and implants….” I would think that the land lady just wanted the camera time but they blurred her face – so maybe she really hates Kenya.
The dog was with her when they were moving out – how the heck did hey leave him behind? Nasty nasty woman.
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