Episode 13: Pirate Booty Call
From Bravo: The ‘Wives arrive in St. Barths and party with a local named Tomas.
PREMIERE: Monday August 27, 9 pm
“The ladies arrive in St. Barths, without Aviva who stayed back due to her phobias, and head straight for their beautiful villa and realize it’s first class all the way around. On their first evening Russ, Carole’s boyfriend who is on the island for a blues festival, shows up just in time to meet the women and save the conversation and the rest of the evening. A night out at Le Ti has the ladies enjoying tequila shots and a pirate-themed performance, led by the ladies’ liaison, Tomas, a hot Johnny Depp look-alike. The next morning, rumor has it LuAnn kept the party going much later than anyone else.”
A few days ago Wetpaint reported that Ramona hinted that contrary to Bravo’s previews being woefully misleading – LuLu may have really hooked up with the pirate. (That’s about as many double negatives I can fit in a sentence).
It’s all pretty up in the air to me about what really happened – but LuLu had better be a little more discreet if she really wants to hook Jacques into some child support.
After all, we all know how much LuLu loves being a mommy and doesn’t need to be in the spotlight at all.
Thankfully we won’t need to hear more about Toaster-gate while we’re in St. Barths.
But we may have to see Heather chasing people around to scold them.
Whatever the case -we sure know who are the stars of this show.
(Thanks again Boston for some great artwork).
Let’s hope for Bravo’s sake that LuLu’s hookup bring the ratings – which have been pretty low this season – especially compared to New Jersey.
Who’s to blame viewers for tuning out? Frankly, it’s been pretty gross to watch. That scene with Sonja and her intern in the bathroom (I can’t even type what was going on) was about the most revolting scene I’ve sat through.
It seems like Sonja, Mario, and Ramona are trying their best to make the season fun – but frankly they are coming off looking like fools. The new girls (except for Carole) have no patience for it – which is hilarious – since they obviously didn’t know what they signed up for.
Will Ramona and Sonja running to the press to tattle on their castmates help the ratings? Does Andy regret swapping out the cast? Will LuLu wear her boots this episode? Let’s see what happens.
If you haven’t seen it yet – Alex McCord says some nice words about Lynn at the end of her RumorFix video on RHWNY