Let’s Chat – Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion:  Here is where we left off last week …..

The Aftermath:  Tweets of the Cast Owning Their Behavior

Collected by NoMoreDrama

Rosie – after screaming a boat load of obscenities backstage – “I know some of u may be disappointed in my behavior however, MY DAD was & will ALWAYS be my SUPERMAN! I WILL PROTECT HIS HONOR ALWAYS! Nite”

Kathy – after calling Teresa’s mom a f’ing liar “Not proud of saying that !! But don’t ATTACK MY MARRIAGE !! EVER !!”

Jacqueline – – – – – (not tweeting – good for her)

Lauren “Well- there ya have it- I had a lot to say I just wish they showed the nasty things she said to me”

Caroline “TRUE – I was a bit** that had enough of the nonsense = Caroline Manzo Season 4 – FYI – I didn’t like her, she’s gone now.”

Teresa – not tweeting

Melissa “I don’t know about you.. But we are sipping @VoliSpirits over here…”

(Melissa didn’t tweet anything of substance – it was all about her hair, makeup, music, etc.  I think she’s the spokesperson for VoliSpirits.

And the host …

Question from a fan: “I wonder what it feels like to be @BravoAndy during this #rhonjreunion?”

Andy’s response:  “tense”

A joke from Albie “Is it safe? Heard @RosiePierri screaming and hid under my résumé. Granted it wasn’t the best spot but I just kinda froze.”

And from Jaime Laurita –

“I hope the finale ends on a good note somehow. Lets hope they find peace somewhere during all this. good night.”

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The funny moments:  Boston’s Photo

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And the Trainwreck:  Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion – Part 1 of 4,487,098 – By Stars99

Ugh…will this season EVER come to an end? We’ve all been sentenced to a 3-part Reunion, ugh… This season has been forever seared into our collective brains as the season that would not end! I really do think we need to initiate a class action lawsuit against Bravo since:  1) RHONJ has continually failed to meet even the lowest of customer expectations; 2) Bravo has demonstrated willful gross negligence in the creation and perpetuation of RHONJ; 3) their product is defective and misrepresents itself as an unscripted reality show; 4) Bravo willfully, knowingly and consistently lies, manipulates, and manufactures drama by creative editing, by reordering the sequence of events, and by splicing unrelated statements together to weave a web of deceit; 5) all of the housewives are directly complicit in each of the aforementioned; and, 6) we, as consumers, were not adequately protected against the biohazard fallout from watching this season. Alrighty then… on to the Reunion!

Compulsory Niceties

Andy begins by summoning his ominous and foreboding voice saying, “After a season of heartache and betrayal, the NJ housewives face each other for the first time in a year. (huh?  Yes, folks – they filmed last year’s reunion – you know, the one Jacqueline didn’t show up for – the day AFTER this season’s Posche Fashion Show… are you confused yet?  It only goes downhill from here….).  Compulsory niceties are exchanged between each housewife and Andy…

  • Jacqueline (Jac) – “So glad you decided to join us this year.”
  • Teresa (Tre) – “Three cookbooks, 3 New York Times bestsellers… Congratulations.”
  • Melissa (Mel) – “Songs all over iTunes charts… Congratulations.”
  • Caroline (Caro) – “Love the longer hair, book to come from you… Congratulations.”

Kathy – “You look great… new nose?  It looks great… and am I noticing something new with the lips as well?”  Kathy responded, “After I got my nose done, my lips seemed smaller so I just plumped them up a little.” Andy proceeds to give her a yellow light on having any more work done. As if she cares. Gotta say I’m disappointed that they didn’t talk about shoes.

Rehash of why Jac didn’t show up to last year’s Reunion and More Jac

Andy pointed out to Tre that she had not seen Jac since the night of last year’s Posche Fashion Show.  Tre says, “I don’t miss her, I’ve moved on, I’m in a really good place right now, and I’m happy.” Queue tape of this season’s Posche blowout.  Andy turns to Jac and asks her why she didn’t show up for last year’s reunion taping.  Jac said, “I was so disgusted with the whole thing.”  It seems that it culminated when Tre tried to blame Jac for everything… Caro and Jac are annoyingly talking over each other.  Caro insists that everyone was terrified for Jac’s wellbeing at that point of time.  Andy asks Tre what she meant when on last year’s reunion, she said that Jac should have finished what she had started?

Tre says, “I haven’t spoken to my brother since the fashion show because Jac said I was involved in the set up.”  Jac interrupts by saying, “You were.” Tre responds with “Prove it, Bitch”… Jac, “You were…and you know how I know, because you asked me to do it…that’s how I know – You wanted me to do that at the beginning of the season.”  Tre, “Excuse me?”  Jac further states, “And, I DO have a recording that is apparently illegal to share…”  Tre responds with a snarky, “Correct.”  Jac, “That it’s your friend admitting that you knew.”  Tre, “No I didn’t…”  Additional snark commenced about how Jac had ruined their family… Mel stepped up and said that to blame Jac for ruining their family was ridiculous.  Some more nonsense ensued about the only time that Tre has seen Mel was at Gia and Milannia’s birthday party… Caro and Jac are annoyingly talking amongst themselves making nasty comments… about giving Tre enough rope to hang herself… Then Jac makes up for not being on last season’s reunion by hogging the air time through her nonstop talking… She tattles that Tre said bad things about her brother and Mel before filming ever began.  Mel and Tre are fighting amongst themselves about whether Tre just loves her brother… her brother and his kids… or if, indeed Mel was included the mix of love… Andy wants to move forward… lolol… so do we!

They then about Jac and daughter Ashley’s struggles this season… and how Jac was trying to get Ashley back on track.  That would imply, actually, that she was once on track, no?  She seems to be doing well at this point and has a paying job in California. Yay!  Andy questions Jac about the $8,000,000 for an apparel company’s bankruptcy.  Jac explains, that her husband’s company was forced into a bankruptcy.  The creditors, in an attempt to get back some of the money, launched allegations that they had used private planes for personal use, but Jac insists that it never happened. Andy wanted clarification on the difference between Jac’s husband’s corporate bankruptcy vs. Tre’s personal bankruptcy. Jac insists it’s completely different, because Tre and her husband went out and spent a whole bunch of money and built a whole mound of debt and then filed.  Jac assures us that when their bankruptcy is settled, that she will give us all the info… ‘cuz she will be tweeting all the details. O joy… O rapture.

Andy directly asks Jac, “Do you have a tweeting problem?” Jac responds that she is impulsive.  Andy further probes, “Do you think before you tweet?” Jac instantly responds, “No.” Andy says in his most nurturing voice that she sometimes comes off on twitter as a little – then he does the universally known hand gesture for wackadoo.  Then some conversation occurs about how Jac may tweet about Tre… but she insists it’s better than doing what Tre does, which is to talk about Jac behind her back.  Tre says it’s all lies.

Meanwhile, since Mel hasn’t yet gotten enough airtime during the reunion, she starts an argument with Tre. She says that if Tre isn’t lying, then it would mean that every other person is lying.  Tre says that she is not afraid to own up to the things she says.  Mel dramatically holds up her hand and says, “Whatever, be quiet, go home, whatever.”  Then they get into some nonsense about how Mel wants everything to be perfect for the cameras and that she is constantly chirping in her husband’s ear about the latest thing that Tre has done.  Mel insists she doesn’t have to chirp in his ear since he sees it all with his own eyes because he wants to be a real housewife, too.  Well, she doesn’t actually say that last part – but I think it was implied but not stated.

Meanwhile, Jac, in a weak attempt to be cute and to recapture that funny scene where she was pretending to be asleep throughout another recent conflict, grabs a pillow and actually partially lies down.  Awww, Caro thinks that’s awfully cute.  So does Andy.  I don’t.  Where’s her pacifier and binky?  Alas, Mel and Tre are STILL arguing about how Mel tweets a picture every time she’s at her parent’s house.  Mel said that it only happened once.  Mel further insists, “You’re a liar, and that’s why your family is a mess, because Miss Matriarch (meaning Tre… I wonder if that title comes with a tiara and a sash?) wrecks the family… Do you see how you just brought your parents into it?”  Tre insists she loves this… Bring it on!

Andy wants to get back to Jac and her son Nicholas who has been diagnosed with autism… Cut to truly heartbreaking video segments over the last 3 years with Nick and others.  In one poignant scene, you hear Jac saying “I love you” and Nick saying an audible, “I love you” and then Jac and Caro both completely break down because he doesn’t say that anymore.  Caro comforts the sobbing Jac repeatedly with the words, “He’s gonna say it again… he’s gonna say it again…he will, someday.” Andy is confused at why he doesn’t say it anymore – and Caro clarifies, “He’s regressed, he doesn’t speak.”  Jac says he says words but not sentences at this point.  Andy asks if that kind of regression is common, and Jac confirms that it is.

Tre is blown away that he can’t say it any more ‘cuz she remembers him being able to say it.  Then unfortunately, she brings up that Nick was her daughter Adrianna’s boyfriend, but now they’ve broken up.  This absolutely flips Caro’s fig, and she goes in complete attack mode and calls Tre’s dress a “Christmas Pageant dress” and that she should sit back and shut the f** up.  Caro seems to feel that Tre is making this conversation loop back around to the All About Tre Show.

Carol threatens to go berserk.  Ummm…. Isn’t it a little too late?  oooOOoo then Tre calls Carol an “Old hag” Oh, no she di’int….  Jac was questioned about why she broke the news about Nick’s autism via the People Magazine article and why she didn’t want to talk on camera about what was going on as the season progressed.  Jaq just said that they wanted to get a diagnosis, and a treatment plan, and have time to figure things out.  She confirmed that she did not get paid for the article.

Make New Friends, but Keep the Old, One is Silver, the Other – Gold

Now it’s on to the heartbreaking fracture of a long term relationship – Jac and Tre… We see scenes leading up to their friendship divorce.  After seeing the footage, Tre’s heart was evidently beating fast again.  She asks Andy to feel her heart to verify it – Why does everyone hafta feel Tre’s heart?  Remember that night when they were camping, and Jac and Tre made up and had that touching kumbaya moment and they ushered in world peace?  Well, later that night, when the rv windows were open, Jac says she overheard Tre saying how much she hated Jac, and that she couldn’t even stand to look “at her f*ing face”… Tre further said how everyone is just jealous of her because she’s on the cover of magazines.  Tre says it’s their problem, and blah, blah, blah. Mel confirmed that Tre was talking to her that night.  Tre never denied saying those things.  Nice.

Andy wondered what caused this breakup?  Jac said that when Mel and Kathy were first coming on the show that Jac felt bad for Tre because she knew she didn’t want them on the show.  Tre clarified, “Because I didn’t want this to happen” – as she gestured around the reunion set.  Jac said, “And you didn’t like them – you didn’t like them. And you wanted me to call them out on everything….”  Tre said, “Well, you would say things to me behind the cameras, but when the cameras were on you wouldn’t say it.”  Jac blurted, “You were telling ME what to say, making me feel uncomfortable, and I had other s** going on in my life, but you couldn’t give a f*** – All you cared about was exposing them, that’s it – the entire season.”  Tre said, “About what?”  Jac responded, “You wanted me to call her out about being a stripper, and that Kathy didn’t get a designer bag until she was 40, like that meant something”… Kathy chimes in, “And that I lived in a sh**** house.”  Tre says, “I never said she was a stripper.”  Jac gasped, “What?”  Then, Jac dramatically says, “I swear on my child, who is autistic that you wanted me to call her out.” (Okay, wait a freakin’ minute… who swears on their child?  I mean, who does this? And who throws a disability into the mix?)  Caro says, “She told all of us that she was a stripper.”  Mel reiterates as if we haven’t heard it before, “Which I wasn’t.”  Jac says, “You’re a liar, you are sick, you are going to hell, you are going to HELL.”  Tre reacts, “You’re the devil, ‘cuz you’re wearing red.” Jac retorts, “And you’re green with envy.” Oh, snap!

The subject shifts to Caro at the doctor who said her symptoms suggest she might be going through menopause.  They repeat the talking head interview with Tre when she says, “Caro’s going through menopause?  THAT explains why she’s been such a bitch lately.”  Andy then goes through some choice names viewers have had for Caro, including, Bully, sh** stirrer, and my personal favorite – “bitter ginger with a twist of lemon face.” lolol.  Caro admits she did not like herself this season.  She actually almost had a doctor diagnose her as a bitch – since her hormone levels are exactly where they should be BEFORE going through menopause. Yikes. Lauren comes out and she’s lost 35 pounds since her lap band surgery.  She had previously lost weight the old fashioned way, but she would lose 50 lbs. and then gain 60 lbs. back.

Caro was called out for saying that she couldn’t relate to Lauren’s weight struggle – but it was obvious that she was much heavier in Season 1 and then lost weight – Caro said she meant she couldn’t relate to Lauren’s weight issues as a young girl because Caro’s weight issues didn’t start until she was much older.  Caro actually likened herself to Mel.  Snicker, snicker.  She said Lauren had to learn that she is wonderful. Andy said, “But on the flip side, you were also harsh and direct – do you think that contributed to her low self-esteem?”  Caro, “First of all, I did not say it to her face.” Andy surprisingly stood up to her and said, “Well isn’t that worse, saying it behind her back?”  Caro said that Lauren had been behaving like an a**hole – and that she’d say it again.

A viewer questions Tre about her opinion on if Caro is a good mom and how does she think her kids have turned out?  Tre thinks they’re great, but that until Black Water that they didn’t have jobs.  Rut roh.  Then Lauren and Caro start really reacting… Lauren starts listing off the jobs that she and her brothers have had but Caro stops Lauren from answering the question and instead calls Tre a fool.  Tre says that she’s been working since she was 14 years old.  Caro demands Tre to look at her face cuz she’s gonna educate her, then calls her “pageant girl.”  Tre responds with a robust, “look at you – you have three layers – blubber, blubber and blubber.”  Caro responds, “And you know what? I wear them proud.”  Tre says, “With a tummy tuck! You couldn’t walk for 4 months because you were hunched over.”  Andy jumps on this, “So, you’ve had a tummy tuck?”  Meanwhile, Mel and Kathy are snarking back and forth, “that’s so wrong.”  Caro confirms she had one when she was 39.  Then Caro says, “I have no botox, I have no fillers…. I’ve never had a face lift…”  Tre inserts, “Well, you should get some”…Oh, snap!

Mel tries to tell Tre not to go by people’s looks… Tre reminds Mel that she’s not asking for her opinion. Tre said, “She started with my dress, thank you very much.”  Lauren chimes in, “Do you realize, that what you’re saying to her right now, is why people out there kill themselves?  Tre says, “So that’s why you got a lap band… Why didn’t you work hard?”  Lauren yells, “Because of di**heads like you, that’s why.” Then they exchange some additional profanities… and Lauren promises next year she will look even better… and Tre cautioned that sometimes the weight comes back on and Lauren says that it’s her problem and not Tre’s.  Lauren digresses to talking about Tre’s Gia and what conversations she may or may not be listening to until Carol tells her to stop with the kids.  Then they somehow jump to the question “What does Napalm mean?”… and Tre looks blank… and I guess it was a word Tre used in her blog.  They’re trying to prove she has a professional writer compose it and that it’s somehow unfair that they all didn’t have that same brilliant idea.  Someone who writes manifestos could really use an editor, but no names mentioned.  When Andy directly asks Tre if she wrote her own blog, Tre immediately says, “Yes.” Color me confused and doubtful.

The 30 second fake out between commercials confirms that Jac has had filler in her cheekbones and work on her lips – but she insists that it’s nothing permanent. Wow… Jac has a really creepy plastic smile… well, I guess we all do… fortunately, ours isn’t on national TV.

Andy asks Tre about the story in “In Touch”… in which she apologizes.  He asks if she meant it.  Tre says she did.  Then somehow the conversation digresses into the fact that Tre has called them all a cu** at one time or another… and then somehow Tre talks about Mel’s glitter eye shadow and how Tre had worn that same glitter eye shadow on last year’s reunion show which further supposedly demonstrates that Mel wants to be Tre.  Really?  Are you kidding me?  After some more gratuitous snarking, Caro suggests that Tre encourages Gia to provide articles to magazines – since there’s a new article about her in the younger version of In Touch or In Style magazine.  Tre then jumps to the conclusion that they all want to be her because they know everything that’s going on about her and her family’s lives.  She says she doesn’t know a single thing that’s going on in any of their lives, because as she emphatically says, “because I don’t give a fu**.”  Silence fills the land.  Why oh why didn’t she say that earlier?

Kathy Finds a Voice

Signal subject change to Kathy.  Don’t they usually save the best for last?  Sigh.  We see Kathy’s meager storyline involving her daughter visiting a college campus and Kathy’s foray into the dessert business.  We see that uncomfortable meeting involving her darling husband, who is no friend to her business ventures, and how he really tried to screw up her meeting with the bigwigs. Then they start talking about Richie, who, arguably has said not nice things about Tre in front of her and behind her back.  Kathy indicates that he doesn’t reserve all of his jokes and insults just for Tre, but everyone is fair game.  Tre insists that “all these people here – are insignificant to me.”  To Tre, no one at the reunion is important enough to give a sh** about and that it all goes in one ear and out the other.  However, she does have, in fact, have a handy dandy outline all of the jabs Richie has made at her on national tv.  Then Kathy and Tre trade nauseous faces at the prospect of the other’s husband….

Tre decides it would be fun to pit Richie against Juicy Joe to see who could pick up more girls.  Sadly, this isn’t a contest of physical strength but of animal magnetism. Shiver. Then Tre talks about Ritchie’s yellow teeth… Wow.  Caro called Tre on the carpet for that comment… and Tre said that it was okay for Ritchie to say anything and everything about Tre because Caro loves Kathy right now and that Kathy is her puppet.  Kathy says, “I am no puppet, what’s right is right.”  Caro says to Tre, “I also defended your husband when no one else did.”  (Brace yourselves…no, really…) Tre says, “Well, that’s because you know Joe, and he’s a great guy.” (Gag) Kathy says in the absolutely most sarcastic voice possible, “Yeah, really great!”

Then the question was asked about when does Kathy’s dessert line come out?  Kathy tells us that it’s very soon… that it will start with a Cannoli Kit – so ladies can be their own goddess of sweets in their own kitchen.  Andy asks about Victoria and college.  Kathy confirmed that she’s staying local and that Kathy couldn’t be happier.  A viewer asked if Kathy meant to insult Tre at the cookbook signing.  Kathy said, “No, I went to the signing to be supportive of her.”  Tre looks over at Kathy and says, “You’re so disgusting, you’re a piece of sh**.”  Whoaaa…   Kathy, maintaining full sarcastic mode, makes kissy face gestures at Tre.  Then Tre insists Kathy not point at her… Kathy starts yelling, “Why don’t I grab your face like you grabbed mine.”  Tre dares her to grab it because, “Then I’ll sue your ass.” (OooOOOoo that’s how she’ll make some extra income.)  Kathy says, “Oh, should I sue you – well I won’t get anything out of you ‘cuz you ain’t got sh**.”

Kathy says that she always tried to help Tre when she would call and bitc* about everyone including her in-laws…. Tre says, “Just like you had problems with your in-laws and you almost got divorced.”  Kathy says she never almost got divorced.  Tre says that even Tre’s mother knows and Kathy responds, “Well, you’re mother is a fu***ing liar, too.”  Then Tre moves over to sit next to Caro for protection…and the earth stood still and hell froze over.   Jac sarcastically asks Tre if she wants to snuggle.  In the background you hear Kathy saying how Tre’s mom was going around telling everybody that Kathy had the lap band surgery.  Tre is in shock, but is still sitting next to Caro….and she keeps saying, “Wow…” then she decides she wants Kathy to say that to Tre’s dad… Kathy says that she went to go speak to Tre’s mom and dad, but that her dad walked out… “Because he’s a coward.”  Holy crap on a cracker! Did she just say that?

Whoa… then Tre… ohholynightthestarsarebrigthlyshining, says while referring to Kathy, “This is a person who my dad loved… and they worshipped my dad… my dad was there more for them than their own dad.”  Kathy goes bat crap crazy, “You’re a liar!  Don’t you dare bring up my father… “ Meanwhile, Mel is desperately trying to get Andy’s attention and says, “Rosie is going to kill her… Rosie.will.kill.her. (it was even close captioned for emphasis.)  Gulp.

Then you hear it… from off stage… Rosie emphatically saying, “My father’s dead.  Tell her to fu**ing stop. I swear to God.”  And you see Rosie walking around and you hear a walkie talkie voice saying “she’s walking, she’s walking”…  and Rosie implores them to “Let me get the f*** out of here.  Let me go. No, no, no, I’m serious.”  Rosie tells someone offstage to make Tre stop talking because her father is deceased. Onstage, Kathy is still ranting about Tre talking about her dead father…. Then Rosie starts screaming, “I will rip her fu**ing head off.  I mean it! I mean it! My father’s untouchable.”  Tre, “Who’s yelling?”  Kathy says, “You know who’s yelling.”  More Rosie yells, “I swear to Christ!  She better watch her f**ing tongue! Cuz I’ll cut it right the fu** out. I swear to God.  I don’t care if I get locked up.  I’ll f**ing kill her!”

I’ve got to go take a shower and invest in a biohazard suit for next week.  See you for Part 2!

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353 Responses to Let’s Chat – Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2

  1. LaineyLainey says:

    Do I win a date with Faux JD??? I am so over George Porgie.

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner (and a Pirate in need of a bath)!!! If you choose to go the Sonja “route” (if you catch my drift) when you do “the nasty” with him, at least MAKE THE MAN PAY to buy you some DINNER and a few DRANKS (Translation: drinks).

      I can’t believe Sonja didn’t even get that before she let Faux JD Pirate….well…you know? I wonder what J.P. Morgan and his kin thought when they saw that discussed on their televisions. What am I saying? Those people probably do not even watch that MESS. They probably consider it viewing for “the lower classes.”

      BTW, check the blog before this one, I responded to your astrology comment.

      • LaineyLainey says:

        I win, I win…maybe George could be better, cause I could just point him toward the wall and he would think that he is gettin’ some. But the Pirate. Ouch, I don’t do that.

        • Lisa Renee says:

          In the words of my very wise mother…I was 14 & opened the shower door on her to ask why boys like to try & put it in your butt. Without skipping a beat she said tell them “exit only, shut the door I’m getting a draft”. Just one of the many reasons she said I could give melania lessons & why I spent 20 years thanking her for not killing me. Great blog today loved all the chats 🙂 Lisa

      • Powell says:

        Oh I bet there’s a Morgan watching Sonja every now & then to make sure she isn’t sullying the Morgan name. They’ve done a lot worse unfortunately it’s done in the dark & not in the light like Sonja.

      • Rebecca says:

        LOL do you mean “let Faux JD Pirate” show her his wooden leg? Buckle her swash? Pet his parrot? Drink from her rum bottle?

    • Noelle says:

      No Sweetie, Your date is none other thenMr. T. Sahlahi!!
      Congrats Doll!

      • LaineyLainey says:

        Noelle, REALLY? REALLY??? I go from George the Perv to Salahi? Aren’t the prizes supposed to go up in quality? I mean, I was kinda even hoping that eventually we could have Liam aka Evian Water bottle as the prize. But nooooooooooo….. LOL!

        • Powell says:

          Oooh dang Lainey. George, Tareque; George, Tareque. Tssskk. That’s tough. 🙂

        • Noelle says:

          My sweet Lainey, Liam’s a Bone-us!! tee-hee-hee…(runs away!)
          Either the Perv of Sahlahi gems!!! Your pick Sweetie..

          • Noelle says:

            *or*

            • LaineyLainey says:

              I love the way you sentence me to the misery of George or Salahi with all these endearments, “sweetie” “doll”,,, pour all the sugar on it, Noelle, you’re still sending me to the dungeon, Noelle…. WHY???? lol

          • LaineyLainey says:

            :Liam’s the bone-us.” I love it. Don’t run away, stand there or bow or curtsey while I applaud you!!! LOL!!

  2. bea says:

    I think you do win a date with fake Johnny Depp! Just watch out, I hear he bruises.

  3. Powell says:

    Stars I watched some of Duck Dynasty. Those guys are funny. They were frog hunting on a golf course. The entire family sat down to a frog legs dinner. Unfortunately I’ve been told I have eaten some as a little girl. Tho goodness I can remember eating “Kermit”. 🙂

    • BB says:

      On the episode I’m watching right now, Willie is going to take his daughter’s prospective date hunting to “get to know him.” He he. Translation, “to put the fear of God in him.”

    • Lisa Renee says:

      Stars, I am so going to check this show out, thanks. I think I found my kind of peeps 🙂

      Powell, on the flip side….no way in hell I’m sharing this with the hubs, he may see it as a potential profession 🙂

  4. BB says:

    I’m DVRing Revenge so I can watch it without distractions.

  5. Exit4 says:

    As far as the recorded conversation…NJ is a one party state. So, basically if you record a conversation between you and someone else, you can share it, since you are the one party. I never knew this until last year when a parent sent their child to school with a recording device and taped the teachers. Then put it online. There was a big thing in NJ 101.5 (yep caros old station) and they explained it.

    Now if that’s the case, if the recording is between 2 people other then Jac, she can’t put it ou there, she’s not a party. I suspect it’s not so much about it being illegal, as it is Jac not wanting to out an innocent person. I assume the other party can retaliate I’m some way, at the very least by hating Jac!

    • melthehound says:

      …. or it could be that Jac has no such recording, whatever it’s supposed to be. I think she’s nothing but a lot of fake tears blowing hot air up her sister in law’s butt.

      • LaineyLainey says:

        A woman of little substance. That’s Jacqueline.

      • Exit4 says:

        That’s probably the case MTH. I think it may just be a tactic to try to get her to admit something. If, there’s anything to admit. You figure you say, I have proof, I have a recording etc…and they’ll crack. Like the elusive mutual friends that are always keeping Jac in the loop! Danielle was always big on the recordings and proof thing too. We never saw it, but it was there right? It’s like a glittery Watergate up in the FL!

        • melthehound says:

          😀 .

        • LaineyLainey says:

          That tactic is used on Law & Order all the time.

          • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

            That tactic can also be used with men when you think they’ve been cheating.

            “You KNOW what you’ve been doing!! I don’t have to tell you what I’ve been hearing!! I’d rather hear it from YOU instead of out here in these streets like I HAVE been lately. I think I deserve more respect than to hear it from people that do not even love me like you SAY you do.”

            That speech had a couple of my ex-es sing like birds (Nobody told me JACK. I just noticed that their patterns had changed, and my women’s intuition told me, “I smell another woman somewhere ’round here.”).

            One of my ex-es, however, was the type to deny, deny, deny and LIE even if I SAW him right in front of my face. I prayed a novena and told God that I needed a sign to stay or go. I would do whatever he said, and if I did not, he could strike me down. On the 10th day (Novenas take 9 days) THAT particular boyfriend mysteriously sang like a bird. I had to keep my promise to God. So, I dumped him. *Shrug*

  6. amalfi says:

    Gawd what tha hell happened to Caroline. So sad.

  7. princesspindy says:

    I have over 3 hours to decide if I want to watch the reunion..lol

  8. Powell says:

    Is anyone going to watch Nashville Wednesday night?

    • LaineyLainey says:

      those are some good actors on that show. I think I will. I love that lady from Friday Night Lights.

    • princesspindy says:

      I’m going to have to dvr it but I’m excited. I still haven’t watched the last season of Friday Night Lights cuz I don’t want it to end, lol.

      • lillybee says:

        The premiere is up on ABC.com right now. I enjoyed it, but then I am a big Jonathan Jackson fan.

    • Lisa Renee says:

      Powell, yes I am, love my soap stars & promos look great. Fingers crossed it will be good. Not a country music fan but I’m intrigued. Lisa

      • Powell says:

        I’m not a big country music fan myself but there are some artists that I do like. I’m going to try & check it out. I like a lot if the cast.

  9. chismosa says:

    Hi NMD, and everyone– where is the info on Manzos getting sued? I read the previous blog it said it would be there, i didnt see it?

    So why is Teresa’s hairline (ha ha) named after one daughter? i don’t get it? Why not Teresa’s Tresses or something else? Or initials of all her daughter’s names, etc. ? Hmmmm

    Also– no pictures of Jason at all *ever* with Bethenny. Divorce for sure happening, i knew this would happen and of course, Ramona was RIGHT. Team Jason all the way.

    Good luck tonight– Team B’ers— i’m here, silently supporting you!

    • It’s under the Alexis / Heather / Tamra tweets on the last blog.

    • princesspindy says:

      So do you think she is making up the tweets about him golfing and date nights? Does she tweet pix of the little girl? I don’t tweet but I was looking at her tweets after I read what you wrote. Of course you might be kidding and I didn’t get it, lol…

      • chismosa says:

        Hi Pindy, no i’m not kidding– — i am just telling you i have a feeling, very strong feeling, that everything going on with Bethenny- she is all 500% about her business and going all ahead, and good for her- but her marriage for SURE is on the rocks. They spent weeks and weeks apart with weekend visits from Jason to see the daughter, plus Jason never cared for the West Coast (but i know that can change for some people, so who knows).
        All pictures are just B with Brynn. I don’t think it bodes well at all. I know many don’t care for Ramona here, but i think she is very spot-on in her assessment at times, and i think Bethenny –due a lot to how she grew up, will not have success with a man unless he completely submits to her every whim and desire.– Jason i think, has more balls than that. JMO. JMO

        Now i’m trying to remember the Joe Camel reference from your picture now. I know it was in something the past few days and i can’t recall. urghhh

        • princesspindy says:

          JZ, JZ’s dad, Joe Camel, from Detox.

          I don’t keep up with Bethenny so I didn’t know she was out on the West Coast. I didn’t get her show here in San Diego and not sure how much I like her anymore, lol. She is a ball buster that is for sure.

          • BB says:

            She’s not on the West Coast. She taped her show for 6 weeks on the west coast. She’s in NY now. I think she might try to tape her show in NY once it gets back into production. Don’t know anything about her marriage.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          But Chismosa, the double edged sword regarding your theory about Beth wanting a completely submissive man is that she would NOT respect a man like that. I think because Skinnygirl is Bethenny’s baby…she can’t respect Jason. It’s really rude, because I think he helped her so much to get to where she is now.

        • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

          I hate to say this, Chismosa, because I wish Bethenny and Jason well….but I agree with you. I don’t think that marriage is going to make it over the long haul.

          • rabblerouser2010R says:

            I don’t either and I am willing to say that 99% of it is Bethanny’s fault. She is high maintenance and is often tactless. She also has no idea about healthy family dynamics and interactions, she doesn’t know how to have a disagreement with a family member like normal person but she never lived like that. She is used to psychological battleship and she aims to sink her opponent, it doesn’t matter that he is her husband and father to their child.

            • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

              I agree. I hate to say what I about to say, but there’s another thing: Bethenny has a propensity to be unfaithful. I read her 2nd to last book. She was very vague about her first marriage and how it ended. She indicated that she immediately began dating her 1st husband’s BEST friend when her first marriage ended, and it caused major friction with her ex-husband and his family.

              ALLEGEDLY, Bethenny started seeing her 1st husband’s best friend while she was STILL married to him (and was not quite telling the WHOLE truth about that in her 2nd to last book).

              I noticed how, during “Bethenny Ever After,” how she flirted like crazy with some guy who was connected with her business somehow. Next thing you know, there are reports that she’s having an affair with him and is being seen out and about with him. Of course, she denied it.

              Maybe it wasn’t true….but….my insticts tell me that Bethenny may have this dysfunctional pattern. *Shrug*

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      She had a contest on her web site and on twitter and people voted on which one of her girls she should name her hair care line after.

      • chismosa says:

        thank you Jill. Awww poor Gabriella. Of course Milania wins, the bottles should have little Milania quotes on the back of them

  10. VV says:

    Okay, I’m here…don’t know how long I’ll hang around. Let’s see how the reunion plays.

  11. Nancy says:

    Take a deep breath everyone…

  12. Nancy says:

    Projecting Caroline says…

  13. Powell says:

    See that’s why I’m on team nobody. They’re all freakin crazy!!!

  14. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Does anyone remember a few months back I said I didnt get what the big whoop was about Rosie?…I still dont get why everyone loves her??? I mean, I dont dislike her I just dont get the BIG WHOOP!!!

  15. VV says:

    We know that scene was fake. I’m sorry if I offend anybody but Kathy’s kids knew Rosie was gay. There’s no freaking way they didn’t know prior to that scene.

  16. How did they calm her down so quickly?

  17. Nancy says:

    Everytime I watch these show I love my sister more and more.

  18. VV says:

    I’m sorry Rosie. You had your chance to straighten Teresa out during the scene she told you Kathy wasn’t supportive and you didn’t. Sounds to me like Rosie is changing her tune.

    • Nancy says:

      Exactly.

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      I have to be fair, VV. I’m not sure Teresa actually told that to Rosie when they were sitting there. I thought it might have been a voiceover, but I accept that I COULD be wrong.

      • kendo says:

        Teresa did say it to her.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          No she did not. (just joshin’ people)

        • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

          O.K. You’re probably right, and I am wrong. I was really confused. It seems like she said it to her, but, then, later, I thought, “No, I think that was a voiceover.” *Shrug*

      • rabblerouser2010R says:

        I think with her sit down with Rosie, she did say it but in a more passive way like “Remember how you didn’t get along with Kathy because you are gay”, it could have bee more about how Kathy said that before Rosie came out she was so angry (probably from feeling repressed).

  19. cusi77 says:

    I’m loosing it! I was -literally- in another page! Haa! Thanks for guiding me here Mel! I was commenting on September 16Th.! Anybody home?

  20. LaineyLainey says:

    Totally off topic, but has anyone ever made sweet potato fries. I found a recipe that says slice up the sweet potatoes, put them in a dish with a little water. Microwave on high for 5 minutes, then sprinkle italian seasoning, salt and pepper, then bake for 30 minutes in a preheated oven 400 degrees. Since I’ve never made them, I was wondering if ya’ll think this is a good recipe. I like that there’s no oil involved.

  21. amalfi says:

    kathy is so stupid

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I am not watching, but this comment about the kuzzinKatfish is funnnnnnny! (in any context)

  22. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Caroline….Oh I just cant with her…at all!!!!!!

  23. amalfi says:

    teresa could do herself a world of good with an elocution coach. she is hard to understand

  24. VV says:

    OMG! Albie looks just like Caroline. Seriously! Cut Caroline’s hair real short and die it black and there you have it…Albie!

  25. Nancy says:

    STFU Don!

  26. amalfi says:

    caroline you are a joke – shut the hell up.

  27. Nancy says:

    Speak for yourself Caroline. No one will be at YOUR funeral.

    • BB says:

      I don’t care if anyone doesn’t show up for my funeral. I won’t be there. Lol. By the way, I want to state for the record I’m NOT watching the reunion. I’m watching New York play Baltimore. Tied 2-2 in the bottom of the 5th. And switching over to New Orleans vs. San Diego in football. And a little Duck Dynasty in between. Lol.

    • VV says:

      Albinia, Chrissie and Lapband will be there..

  28. VV says:

    Caroline continues to lie! LIES LIES. Caroline will hear it on Twitter and on the blogs and comments on the many ways she bullied Teresa all season.
    Caroline is such a fool!

  29. amalfi says:

    How is it teresa can’t name one of the 50 times that caroline bullied her… calling her stupid, making fun of her hat, calling her purse nice after ragging on her bankruptcy after coming over uninvited and attacking teresa out of the blue at jac’s house.

    jeez teresa… how much do i have to do for you.

    • amalfi says:

      also… gia.

      the end.

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      I know. Because Teresa drew a blank, many people will say this means that there were no instances of Caroline bullying. I SAW Caroline bullying on my own television screen.

      The nicest she’s been all season has been this Reunion. I don’t know if it’s because the backlash got to her, or she wants to sell her book.

  30. VV says:

    Talk about fake perfect family! Melissa is a Snake!

  31. cusi77 says:

    It is just me or Katy’s cheeks look enormous with the size of her nose? Don’t you think she looks like her cartoon? I don’t like to make fun of looks but that surgery didn’t do good to her looks!

    • amalfi says:

      not just you. she ruined her face. i thought she was really pretty before BECAUSE of her nice cheekbones and classically roman nose.

    • Nancy says:

      I thought she was pretty before the surgery. Her nose is just too small for her face.

    • Rebecca says:

      I don’t have a problem with her nose. Her awful hair and duck lips make her nose job unnoticeable.

      • kendo says:

        oh go pump up your lips some more

        from watching the clip of Camille’s Allison DuBois dinner of Kim & Traylor fighting the other night

  32. AZGirl says:

    so it is all about Dina.

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      I didn’t quite get Caroline’s point when she said, “How do you think it made me feel to see you film with my sister, Dina?” She then tried to say that Teresa brought her on camera to specifically speak poorly of Caroline. Dina, in her tweets, said that the conversation was chopped up, and she mainly talked to Teresa about her relationship with her BROTHER. The only thing she said about Caroline was, “As far as I can see, you did nothing to hurt my sister.”

      I mean, Caroline sat around and stirred up all kinds of sh*t with Teresa’s family on camera LONG before Dina Manzo ever appeared on the RHONJ cameras this season. How was Teresa supposed to feel?

  33. VV says:

    Andy is asking leading question to put Teresa in a bad light.

  34. Nancy says:

    Andy is loving this.

  35. VV says:

    Andy just has such much disdain for Teresa.

  36. Nancy says:

    Go Teresa! LOL

  37. VV says:

    Damn it, Auto-Tuned you do lipsync!

    Melissa, you are selling your house because you need MONEY.

    Melissa is such a liar!!!!!!!!!

  38. VV says:

    This show is Teresa. She has dominated the topic of conversation every single segment.

    • BB says:

      Like Closet Freak says, “Teresa is the show, don’t y’all get it, Teresa is the show.” or something to that effect. I agree, without Tre, there would be no show.

  39. amalfi says:

    Melissa is freaking the f out. She does not want Teresa talking about her dating Joey’s best friend… lmaooooooooo

  40. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Now lets see this actress down play the Danielle thing…

  41. VV says:

    Melissa is so sneaky. She turn that conversation around. Teresa was about to explain that conversation was between Joey and her months before shooting and she (Mel) cleverly started talking non stop until the question got lost in the segment.

    • cusi77 says:

      I love Teresa but she has attention problems… she couldn’t come with one specific answer to how Caroline bullied her and she has plenty! Melissa is faster and more focused… more articulated. I feel for Teresa… she looks not intelligent.

      • VV says:

        I’ve always commented that Teresa suffers from a Learning Disability that was not treated or detected.

      • It makes me sad how they all take advantage of that. Maybe that’s why the fans take up for Teresa, they don’t like seeing what happens to her on the show when she can’t articulate a response.

        When Caroline was screaming at Teresa “give me one example of how I bullied you” all I could do is think “right now Caroline! You are doing it RIGHT NOW!” Why does Teresa need to give ANY examples? Just pushing her like she did, Caroline was giving a PERFECT example. I would respect Caroline if she would just realize that she was doing to Teresa EXACTLY what she did to Danielle….and that’s why I hate Caroline. And that’s why Dina doesn’t want to talk to her either! I’m sure Dina has that screaming clown after her, exactly how we see Caroline treating Teresa. Good for you Dina, cut the negativity out of your life.

  42. amalfi says:

    I always thought Melissa’s song On Display was about Teresa.. for the record.

    • amalfi says:

      Or about Melissa pretending she was Teresa… everybody’s waiting on me to fall… pretty much,

      • I never thought about it before, but that “Display” song fits Teresa, doesn’t it? I think Melissa wants to be Teresa….or someone famous with all her heart & soul. Her song “Display” would make more sense for Melissa if it came out now. Melissa put the cart before the horse IMO.

        • amalfi says:

          When Melissa recorded that song, no one knew who the hell she was. It was who she wanted to be and who Teresa already was (think bankruptcy scandal and everyone wanting Teresa to go down).

          Melissa is so gross, transparent and desperate.

  43. cusi77 says:

    Melissa looks really hurt… How can this family get together again? I like Teresa “Hard worker” but I don’t like her not getting she has been wrong. She needs to learn from NeNe, from Ramona.

  44. Nancy says:

    The hate that Andy has for Joe is disturbing.

  45. VV says:

    If there was a drinking game and the word was “Teresa”, we would have all been drunk within five minutes of the start.

  46. Exit4 says:

    Caroline is right, there is a parallel. She felt for Teresa when her family came on, having poor familial relationships herself. She understood. Then she decided she liked the Gorgas and changed her tune. Sort if like how Teresa likes Dina and vice versa. Difference is, Caroline wanted Teresa to stay away from Dina, but she won’t stay away it or at least stay out if Teresa family issues. Soviet makes one wonder if Caroline is sticking to the Gorga Wakile team simply because she thinks Teresa betrayed her by keeping her friendship with Dina? So many layers….lol.

    • Exit4 says:

      Soviet=so it. Oh iPhone how I love thee!

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      I wish Teresa had half a brain b/c she need to say that to Caroline. She need to say “So you are friendly to Melissa and Kathy to spite me b/c Im still friends with Dina?”…

      • contessa says:

        The other difference is that Tre and Dina were friends long before the show started. Caroline was like the older aunt and Tre was never really close to her, but brought into the circle through Dina.

        • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

          EXACTLY! It’s like Teresa was friends with Dina for FIFTEEN (15 – Count ’em, 1, 2, 3….15) whole years. So WHY should Teresa just stop talking to Dina because Caroline and Dina are not talking? Teresa has a long HISTORY with Dina.

          • djprincessc says:

            I’m starting to get really really mad with part 2 of this reunion, Teresa and Dina and Caroline with Melissa and Kathy are NOT the same thing!!!!! Teresa and Dina had been friends 10 years and started the show together!!!! Teresa didn’t bring Dina on to take Caroline down!!!!! And she asked Dina ONE question on camera about Caroline!!!!! Not the same thing!!! I’m sooooo mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol.

  47. LA Debra says:

    Teresa is a narcissist. It’s a mental illness and explains a lot.

  48. Noelle says:

    I can’t watch this. I have to leave the room.
    Sick!

  49. Powell says:

    New show. Start-ups. Silicon Valley.

  50. Nancy says:

    That was funny!

  51. Noelle says:

    I. Despise. Melissa. !!

  52. Nancy says:

    Jacq didn’t like that.

  53. Noelle says:

    I. Hate. Andy!!

  54. amalfi says:

    That was actually nice of Caroline about saying it was great that Teresa made it that far on CA

  55. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    This whole Joe thing makes me itchy…time to change the channel…so AWKWARD!!!!!!!

  56. VV says:

    See Andy makes Joe praise Teresa first and now he shows these scenes..

  57. amalfi says:

    Oh juicy…juicy, juicy, juicy

  58. BB says:

    Yuck. Wonder what her take is going to be tonight? She seems to be all over the place where NJ is concerned. I’ll pass, thank you very much.

  59. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Why is Joe in the hot seat…parade the rest of the gorilla’s out and ask how they treat their wives-not one of them should judge unless they are ready to be picked apart like these 2!!!!

  60. Nancy says:

    Andy’s such a jerk!

  61. Powell says:

    Hmmm. They have debt and he’s buying her diamonds.

  62. Noelle says:

    Sorry, I like Joe…in a weird way.
    FU Jac!!

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      I’m still MAD at him, but I must admit that I like Joe in some weird kinda way too. I think it’s because he does not seem interested in acting or putting on some “show” for the BRAVO cameras. What you see is what you get with him. *Shrug*

      Now would I want to be MARRIED to him.

      No.

      Would I be able to have a few drinks, laughs and just kick it with him? ABSOLUTELY. *Shrug*

      • contessa says:

        Hi Baby Girl,

        Totally agree with you. I came from a poor melting pot neighborhood and all the guys talked like Joe, but deep down they adored their wives and put them up on pedestals. I have no doubt Joe love Tre…and it is evident his girls adore him – they do not fear him whatsoever. He is one of those rough around the edges kind of guy, and I’ve known plenty of them in my younger days. Trust me all those guys on the Jersey show talk like that but are not caught or edited in. The worst one in my book is Wakile – he is a pig for sure. I’d rather be called a beyotch or whatever than have my husband say I taste like fish all over the web. His snide remarks all season were disgusting.

        • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

          Hi Mama Contessa,

          I agree. I grew up with rough around the edges guys too. One of my older uncles, who had been married to one of my older aunts FOREVER, used to say to her every now and then, “Girl, when I met you, you were a FOX. Now, you’re an OX!!” She’d curse him out, and they’d both start laughing. They adored each other, but that’s just how they talked to each other sometimes.

          • contessa says:

            That is hysterical…I just want to come and visit and hang with your family for awhile. By the way I get Grandma and dressing up. On of my BF in Chicago is Black and she would take me to church with her every so often and trust me I felt underdressed. A lot of my black gf have style like nobodys business. Also the black men in church looked amazing, ties, pocket squares, great shoes (I always look at a man’s shoes and the size of his feet). I finally broke down and got a hat when I went to one of her shindigs when she was highlighted in the choir. I remember getting dressed up as a kid in Catholic church as well, when women still wore hats, Easter was such a big deal – always meant new clothes.

            My growing up neighborhood had a lot of Italian guys, plus mexican, greek, polish, and black. We had our usual gangs (but it was only about turf and who’s corner it was). Anyway most of the guys acted and talked like Tre’s Joe…even the adults. So it’s not that big a deal to me. Joe Giudice is a straight shooter, who I think sometimes gets confused a bit, but couldn’t give a crap about the show one way or another.

  63. amalfi says:

    i think it is in very poor taste for juicy to talk about paying bills – how? and buying teresa gifts to make up for the ugly things he called her on tv. so gross.

    • contessa says:

      Because those earrings she was wearing were costume jewelry. No one is going to give them credit for real diamond earrings that size which would cost at least $200,000. I believe that was camera talk for sure. The government is watching every dollar coming in and going out. If they settled their bankruptcy, they are paying on it as well.

      • amalfi says:

        I guess I wasn’t talking about diamonds or anything particular. I was talking about how both of them think it’s cute and adorable and acceptable to buying your way out of shaming your wife publicly like that.

        It is not.

  64. Powell says:

    T isn’t paying the bills?

  65. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Jac is a loon-I feel like Teresa and Joe have a very hot tempered marriage full of C words and horrible behavior but I dont believe anything that comes out of Jac’s mouth.

  66. amalfi says:

    is caroline making all those faces because albert probably did all those things to her too? hypocrisy is not pretty on you, caroline.

    • Noelle says:

      Clown was pretty silent.

      • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

        That was probably very SMART of her. Albert probably doesn’t talk UGLY to Caroline.

        He probably hardly talks to her AT ALL — because he’s never around.

  67. VV says:

    Juicy is right! JacDaniels needs to have her head checked.

  68. Nancy says:

    Both of them need to keep their mouths shut about how much money is coming and going.

    • Powell says:

      No. Keep talking. Idiots. It’s 2012 & they act like it’s 1912. Today everything in mult-media is around forever. Bankruptcy court come on down.

  69. ATLnNYC09 says:

    This is painful

  70. Noelle says:

    How dare Jac go there…that was told 2 a friend…a friend for 10 plus years!!
    What a C…………! For real!

    • Nancy says:

      Co-sign.

      • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

        Jac has been doing that forever. I hope the friends she has now have been paying attention. If I were friends with Jac, I would not be telling her ANY of MY personal business.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          oh, I hadn’t thought of that…take note, ladies. this sneaky snake cannot be trusted.

          • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

            She is PARTICULARLY not to be trusted when she is around any device that allows her to twitter and any mind-altering substance. Because then, to use Bethenny, “the LUNATIC…comes OUT!!!”

  71. amalfi says:

    jac brought up all that stuff about desks babysitters and secretaries because juicy threw in a sly “nobody cares if chris ever cheated on you or not” and that pissed jac off … omg these women are too easy to bait.

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      I would bet anybody 3 FAT COWS to 10 SKINNY MONKEYS that ALL of those men except for Richie HAVE CHEATED or are STILL CHEATING on their wives. Joe Giudice is NOT the only one.

      • LaineyLainey says:

        But Richie wants to!

        • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

          I think so too. Like Chris Rock says, “A man is only as faithful as his OPTIONS.”

          Outside of Kathy, I don’t think Rich has any options. JMHO.

  72. I. Think. I’m. Done.

    My prediction – ratings will be low for part 3.

  73. amalfi says:

    that was wise of joe to tell jacqueline to not go there about how perfect her marriage is.

    lol!

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      That’s because Joe G. and Chris L. were friends, and they both know the dirt they did/do. I think the reason Joey also never told Teresa about ALLEGEDLY knowing about the women Joe G. cheated with is because Joe G. knows Joey’s dirt too.

      It’s like MAN CODE.

  74. Nancy says:

    Why am I here? Too funny

  75. Noelle says:

    I honestly feel sick!
    God, I HATE these womwn!
    Again STFU JAC, Melissa!!

  76. VV says:

    Oh, please let Teresa throw Andy to the side like a rag doll again. I’ll tune in for that.

  77. ATLnNYC09 says:

    Am I crazy or did Joe Giudice calm everyone down and pull some truth cards?

  78. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Joe had the best line at any reunion ever…”Why am I here?”….hahahaha…this is not for him-next week when little Joe is there you wont hear him asking that question.

  79. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    If Joe sees this poll he would say…”Who gives a shit…”

  80. amalfi says:

    ummm…what a waste of a poll question – do you believe joe? ummm…no one believes joe.

  81. Nancy says:

    Did you hear Chris saying “We’re talking about strippers as if they were serial killers”.
    Gee I wonder why he said that. His wife was a stripper.

  82. Exit4 says:

    Joe didn’t buy her anything. She paid for it herself! Lol.

  83. Noelle says:

    Unable to access chatzy. anyone else?..

  84. LaineyLainey says:

    Watching Amazing Race now.

  85. ATLnNYC09 says:

    So now, according to Jac, Danielle is the pillar of truth that she gathers marital facts from? LMAO

  86. Noelle says:

    WW on wwhl…team gorga???!!! oy vey

  87. ATLnNYC09 says:

    This reunion is EXACTLY why Teresa didnt want Kathy and Melissa on the show. They are tacky, messy and a family embarrassment.

    • Sasha says:

      I’m going to give the tacky, messy and a family embarrassment award to Joe Giudice. She didn’t want them on the show because she didn’t want them on the show.

  88. cusi77 says:

    Poll question: Do you believe Juicy Ape?
    95% NOT
    5% YES

    Who the Heavens are those 5% voting YES? Brainless?

    • Nancy says:

      His “friends” at the pizza joint? lol

      • rabblerouser2010R says:

        I think the 5% might be coming from some of the people who read the ‘interview with the production person’ for the show that said the conversation was edited in Nappa.

        My spidy senses tell me that Joe has cheated or does cheat..but there is a big part of my brain that also tells me not to trust anything on Bravo.

        • Nancy says:

          I have little doubt that Joe doesn’t cheat but Teresa is not leaving him anytime soon.
          And that’s ok. That”s not a marriage I would tolerate but it works for Teresa right now.

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      I voted “Yes” OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER….

      ….Just for the hell of it (This is a LIE).

      Maybe Teresa had all 4 girls, including Audriana, texting and calling in.

  89. mrs. peabody says:

    omg, those 4 women are clearing out to destroy her. they overtalk and gang up on her constantly. I am not a person who can think on the fly so in alot of ways I am like teresa in that respect. I have to think about things before i can answer and alot of times if you ask me to explain something I have to have time to think about it and then figure out what I am going to say but I will tell you if I had 4 itches like those 4 women ganging up on me like that I also would not be able to answer them either. I would just be overwhelmed by all the noise. And caroline she said she felt bullied all season by you and whether she could give you “1” example does not change the fact she felt bullied by you.

    • mrs. peabody says:

      I have sent an email to QVC telling them I will never buy any product kathy is selling on their show. I can’t believe I did that but she is a disgusting person

      • LaineyLainey says:

        post their email address. I will join you.

        • mrs. peabody says:

          I just went to the QVC website and clicked on contact us and then clicked on email us and wrote I understand she is going to be on their program selling her desserts and I would not watch her nor would I ever buy any of her products and hit send.

      • Sasha says:

        Wow! I did not know that it was that serious around here. Wow….

        • disgrazia4 says:

          It is. Note:People get very sensitive around family issues. It’s been that way forever. It’s what makes stories and drives emotions.

        • amalfi says:

          I am sure that people don’t buy products for less reason that what Kathy gave.

          I may not write a letter to anyone, but if some shrew screamed that her aunt was a f*cking liar and then tried to sell me homemade cannoli kits – lol. well, let’s just say she is not doing her potential sales any favors.

  90. mrs. peabody says:

    oh wacky jacky you didn’t just go there. Now that is what I call a loyal friend.

  91. Nancy says:

    Night night ladies.

  92. I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

    This Reunion so far has been a BUNCHA B*LLSH*T!! Seriously! I bet if we compare the behavior of the women on the upcoming RHONY Reunion and the behavior of the women on RHONJ’s Reunion this year, it will be like comparing civilized human beings to barbarians. No wonder Tina Fey called the Jersey gals “sub-human.” JMHO.

    • disgrazia4 says:

      You said it Detox! But let’s not get it twisted. Teresa is crazy. Melissa never wrote that song for Tre. She wrote it for herself, her future self that was finally going to get to be On Display. SMDH at all these women. Detox if you don’t get in her ear then move over so I can!! OY!!

      • mrs. peabody says:

        interesting how she wrote it before she was even on the show, maybe she knew something ahead of time. just saying

    • disgrazia4 says:

      Detox, are you in the FB Group too. We were asking about you tonight. We love you.❤

      • dickens says:

        Yes! If you’re on FB, I wish you’d join us.

        • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

          Hi Dickens, (*Waving*)

          Please see my response to Disgrazia (below).

      • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

        Hi Disgrazia,

        Unfortunately, I am not on Facebook (or Twitter) AT ALL. Please tell everybody there that I love them RIGHT BACK (especially YOU 😉 ). XOXO

  93. LaineyLainey says:

    Wendy Williams is really getting on my nerves. She keeps repeating “It’s time for you to get off of reality tv, Teresa” what about Mel, Kathy, the Don and the cray of all crays, Jacqueline?

    • VV says:

      Jac should be the first one to go. Too many issues personal and financial and we know mentally she’s not very stable.

    • mrs. peabody says:

      Andy has his friends planting the seed, he wants her off without loosing the viewers. Have everyone say it and push her out that way, then Bravo doesn’t look like the bad guys for having fired their most popular star next to Bethaney……..

    • Mine too Lainey! This is why I no longer watch Wendy. She’s too opinionated & inserts herself into the fray. A lot of people don’t watch her any more, now that they saw how she treated Teresa on her show.

      There are many celebs who will never go on her show – ever – because of her old radio show when she said lots of crap about rappers, singers, ballers, etc. while discussing their personal lives. Wendy has really cleaned up her act on tv, compared to how she talked on the radio. There are some examples of how she was on radio, on youtube.

      It was really offensive to me when she told Teresa “no one wants to watch you on a spin off” and the audience didn’t like Wendy for that either! Watch the clips I posted on the last blog. The way Wendy treated “oh woe is me Melissa” and Teresa when they came on WW was illuminating. Melissa and her “pity me, Teresa’s victim” tour is nauseating.

      • disgrazia4 says:

        I remember Wendy on the radio, way different than the Wendy we see on TV.

      • chismosa says:

        I hadn’t heard that many people have stopped watching her? Her numbers are down?
        I’m a huge fan of Wendy because I willingly like to watch opinionated people on tv. I think EVERYONE who has their own show is opinionated even blessed Bethenny I think we all choose who we like and I like that Wendy “calls it like she sees it” and for any person to not agree with her assessment that Teresa is doing major damage to her daughters and not working strongly on her faltering marriage, I just don’t see the logic. You don’t have to be team A or team B to realize Tre needs to close up shop if she cares an iota for her family, which I personally think she does not. JMO JMO JMO

      • LaineyLainey says:

        I’ll prob keep watching Wendy. I still like her, I just disagree with her on this.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          But Bluey: I admit, sometimes I am tempted to stop watching her. So far, she’s funny to me. I’ve said before that the first time I saw her dissing a guest was when she interviewed T.O. – it left a bad taste. You know, to kick someone when they”re down… not nice. She is a grown woman and knows better. Has life taught you a little compassion and humility, Wendy! Wendy are you reading this?

    • amalfi says:

      Wendy pretends to like Teresa, but her agenda is to support Mel and get Teresa off the show under the guise that she cares about her wellbeing and her family.

      lol. who doesn’t see this?

      • chismosa says:

        What would Wendy get by supporting Melissa over Tre? I don’t get that

        • LaineyLainey says:

          I don’t really know. Maybe she’s just trying to back Andy. that’s just my speculation, I don’t even feel strongly enough to say it’s a full-fledged opinion.

  94. djprincessc says:

    I’m sorry, but who gives a f*** how Rosie came out!!!!!! She’s not on the show!! My goodness I can’t stand her and Kathy!!

    • amalfi says:

      Rosie needs a bath, some meds and a nap.

      As a matter of fact, so does Jac – but substitute haircut for bath.

      Yes, I went there.

  95. boston02127 says:

    I’m only counting the funny parts of the reunion..

    1. When Teresa said that the Manzo boys didn’t work. After knocking her mother out of the way, Lauren lifted her hands (to count) and said “it’s not like they didn’t work at the Brownstooooone” The word Brownstone went on and on because she had nothing else to add. She only needed one of her pudgy fingers to count on.

    2. When Teresa bumped Melissa and took her original seat back on the family couch. MeMe was knocked down a notch and didn’t look too happy.

    3. Seeing Melissa squirm.

    • disgrazia4 says:

      Number 2 made me smile when I saw it happen, I admit it! ツ】

    • mrs. peabody says:

      4. her crying scene as to why she is moving. she’s moving cuz they can’t afford the house, simple as that. If i was teresa I’d be jumping for joy…..maybe they can move in with caroline after she kicks her a** of a daughter out, that way she won’t have to be home alone while albert is working those late nights at his friends house.

  96. lillybee says:

    Melissa has no right to be annoyed that Tree said that Mel lip-synced. That is what she does. Even Madonna lip-syncs.

  97. Winston says:

    My absolute favorite part of the reunion was…..Joe Guidice asking “why am I here” and then burping! That was some funny @ss stuff right there and about sums it up for me.

  98. Sasha says:

    I actually have enjoyed parts 1 and 2 of the reunion. I saw no ganging up on but a lot of over talking which happens at any reunion. Andy didn’t have to say STFU once. Call her crazy which some people will but Jac spoke nothing but the truth.

  99. Maryla says:

    What a hot mess this reunion is turning out to be. I watched Homeland at 10 because I wasn’t going to subject myself to these women. But then I turned on WWHL and ended up staying up to watch part 2 afterwards.

    Maybe in addition to a Politics page we need a 12-step program for people who can’t help themselves and watch Real Housewives when they vowed to stay away ;-).

    Anyway, I think that when Theresa is winding up for a bit of dishonesty, she moves her voice into a higher register, which reminds me of the Queen (Hamlet’s ma), “The lady doth protest too much methinks…” I noticed it a couple of times, but most strongly when all of the women seemed to be in agreement against her, T became more animated – including her little prayer bit.

    So I looked it up. What are the signs of lying? And right there in the top ten — High Pitched Voice: “A person who is lying tends to talk in a higher pitch than normal, without even realizing it. This happens because a liar wants to be heard clearly so that the listener will not question him further to which the liar will have to fake another answer. A liar also thinks that talking in a high pitched voice will show his confidence which would help in convincing the listener.”

    Here is the page: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/signs-of-lying.html

  100. Bella Bay Beach Girl says:

    Theresa’s next book should be “Ghettolicious!” She and her family are are from Patterson which is a slum. That is where she learned her manners and her styling techniques! Her and her family, along with the Guiduice’s were crooks who robbed their way to the “top” accumulating a mountain of debt which they could never repay. Theresa has acknowledged that her father “worked” with Juicey’s dad as they climbed their way out of filth and poverty robbing anyone they could. Living in such a place does finally answer the question as to why Therese who was educated in the USA, is illiterate. She has no grasp whatsoever on the english language and can’t even use her ethnicity as an excuse, as she fumbled words common to seasoned traveler’s of Italy …. such as Bidet, and duty free! I also loved how she called Caroline Fat. She should no longer be wearing revealing bathing suits, and form fitting gowns. Her gut flops out and her rear end is as wide as a $40 cow’s. I am just so sick to death of her, I cannot bear to watch any longer. Her delusions and inability to acknowlede truths when they are hitting her in the face, insults my intelligence. During season one she was able to hold together the illusion of her happy family, and I remember thinking “He’s a magilla gorilla looking guy, but if he’s good to her and they are happy God Bless” Now her inability to accept the fact that her husband is cheating on her, is ridiculous and an insult to us all. I loved it when Wendy WIlliams said, “He had a year to think up his excuss for this comment and he still stumbled”… Did anyone notice how he held his head down when he made his excusses, like a shamed little boy? They are emotionally bankrupt and their emotional development was stunted when they were climbing their way out of the ghetto. I thoughtI have slowly weened my self off of several of the housewife shows as they are all becoming a glorified Jerry Springer Show, and will add this one to the list.

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