Housewife News and I Learn Another New Word by NoMoreDrama
Breaking news: Twitter war between Alexis Bellino, Tamra Barney, and Heather Dubrow continues. The kitten fight between the OC ladies continues – as Alexis accuses Tamra and Heather of being bullies on twitter. The two mean girls just can’t leave Alexis alone with her claim that she left the Real Housewives of Orange County willingly. While there is mean for the cameras – these two ladies (cough) are like a dog with a bone with their meanness. Let her walk away gracefully ladies. It’s a reality TV show! She was asked back and you’ve both just confirmed it. Let it go.
More trouble for the Manzos. A waiter has sued he Brownstone alleging that he’s owed more than 650 hours worth of overtime pay, accrued over the last 5 years. In a story in the the patterson press.com, he claims that he was required to work overtime and the owners knew about it. View Story Here Named in the suit are Albert and Tommy Manzo, husbands to Caroline and Dina.
Introducing Troy William Culberson! (Tweeted by proud mama Brianna)
Across the county, Andy Cohen is hanging out with Bethenny Frankel. He tweeted the following with the photo below: “Aviator Kiki in Sag Harbor, NY w/
Bethenny Frankel responded: “What does Kiki mean?
A bunch of tweeters told B that Kiki was a party. Then a few hours later PerezHilton used the word Kiki in a report about WWHL.
Andy gave B this hint “
@Bethenny download scissor sisters song and you won’t forget”
We knew it! (photo by Boston)
Real Housewives of Miami Cast Blogs by IDon’tBelieveinUnicorns
Watching this episode and discussing it with my husband was especially hard for me and at times painful to watch. The fertility issues that we have had to deal with over the last several years have been trying and reminders, like this episode, are tough. I have since become very aware that so many other couples face these same challenges. We never thought that starting a family would be so difficult, and we were really unprepared for this journey. We never thought that we would need to seek the help of a fertility expert or some of the other treatments that we have done in the hopes of making our dream of a family a reality.
Maybe Dina Manzo can send you a fertility bracelet… I’ve heard they work better than any doctor.
I had called my husband insensitive, because sometimes I feel hurt when I see him so upset that he has not fulfilled his desire to have a child. I know he supports me and everything that I am going through.
I think she’s confused about who’s being insensitive here.
It was evident Adriana was apprehensive about getting nude for the shoot. Again, I can relate, because I made the decision long ago to shoot for Playboy magazine. I was very young and at that time and I didn’t realize that these pictures would be accessible forever in this world of the internet and that someday my kids may see them. It is a decision I have come to regret, but when you’re 23 you don’t think about consequences.
So… apparently Lisa actually has had a career.
Adriana’s photo turned out beautifully, I can understand why it was sold so quickly. I did agree with Karent that Lea’s comment that the work must have been bought by Adriana herself was insulting, and it did seem like a backhanded compliment. I’m no stranger to these from Lea.
I don’t think this is a compliment at all, backhanded or not. Insulting… yes.
Ana made the comment about Lea marrying a rich guy, wondering how hard it could be. I’m here to tell you that it’s not that easy! I bet she doesn’t even know the amount of books and training I had to endure just to lock Lenny down with that ball and chain. Men like Lenny and Roy are far and few between! LOL! (For anyone who doesn’t understand Lisaisms, that was just one of them.)
Who would have thought… sounds like Lisa actually had two careers.
I decided that we needed a code — the devil horns. An obvious and obnoxious one, but a surefire way to let someone know you are on to them without saying a word. LOL! Me and my humor again. As you can see, I like to have fun and don’t take all these silly situations so seriously.
I don’t think the irony of the devil horns is lost on anyone.
There was another Lisaism at the end of that conversation, when Karent said money can’t buy you class and I chimed in, “But it can buy you an ass.” I was being funny and have no idea where that came from. I guess what I was trying to convey is that money can buy anything, asses included in today’s world! (Although mine is all mine!) But class isn’t one of them! You either got it or you don’t.
I don’t think it’s funny at all… actually it’s quite sad. But I’m not a “creation” so what do I know. And we’ve all watched enough housewives shows to know that money can’t buy you class.
The Winter Party Festival in Miami is basically like gay Christmas, as Ana said. I love and support my gays all the way, so I of course wouldn’t miss this event.
Why do ALL of these women say “my gays”? They are not YOUR gays! I don’t know if I’m being overly PC here or not but it just rubs me the wrong way. I wonder what Carole would have to say. Is it insulting or endearing? Putting it into perspective, I don’t think “Lisa’s gays” refer to her as “my heterosexual.”
To keep it brief, I just want to say how grateful I am to have such loyal friends in my life like Ana and Alexia I cannot believe the things that Lea and Elaine were saying about me behind my back. It’s weird for adults to behave in that way, but it’s nice to see my friends come to my defense.
Brief is an understatement. The only other thing Marysol said was that her bond with Lea was broken and that she didn’t want to respond to the lies and “give them legs.” Is it just a coincidence that Marysol has next to nothing to say on the episode of which her Mama Elsa was nowhere to be seen?
The ever so clever Lea is taking a peak behind everybody’s’ curtains.
As for Karent and Rodolfo, I get it — mom doesn’t love Rodolfo. I also get it that sometimes people have to see things for themselves, and maybe Karent is not ready to shed light behind the curtain in the relationship that she still wants to believe in. And maybe some of us on the outside looking in don’t have a clue what is behind that curtain, we just think we do. And really, is it any of our business? It was sad to see Karent smiling through the tears. So for my part, I only wish them both well. But if he turns out to treat her like anything less than a goddess, I hope she gets rid of him.
Like the viewers always say… if you put yourself on television… you make it OUR business. I also think in this case it’s fitting to say mom always knows best.
Then there is always what lies behind the curtains of friendships. I’ve always said, “Some people collect things, and I collect people.” Well Elaine Lancaster is one of those collectibles.
Well then, I guess Lea Black is making it clear that she CAN say “my transvestites.”
To sum up tonight’s episode — a few personal observations as I look behind the curtains — and BTW if the shoe doesn’t fit someone specific, don’t force their foot into it.
Adriana is a harmless serial flirt.
Frederic is a charmer and loves every minute of it.
Joanna has a temper and a soft heart.
Romain is always the gentleman.
Lisa doesn’t know me but will see that I am her friend, if she lets me be.
Lenny will make a wonderful dad.
Karent believes in love and will find it, with or without Rodolfo.
It’s obvious Karent cares deeply about her parents.
Some people accuse others of what they’re doing.
It’s easy to make false accusations about people.
Some work so hard at portraying who they are not, that they don’t recognize who they are.
Some people just want to be relevant at anyone’s expense.
Some people choose being two-faced rather than facing up to an honest, genuine conversation.
Some pretend they don’t want to be associated with gossip during their uninterrupted gossip-feasts.
Happy marriages are fodder for some — “If you can’t have a happy marriage, besmirch one!”
Elaine Lancaster has never met a camera she didn’t like.
Some people are larger than life, and their bright light makes some people very uncomfortable.
This summary could have saved the blogger of RHoM a lot of work this week.
I am not proud of myself for letting alcohol get me that out of hand, but the next morning (when we discussed it on the beach), not only did I feel horrible that I ruined Romain’s 10-year anniversary party, but deep inside I feel like it had to do with a lot more than just the drinking and Marta’s ex…
That’s as good as an excuse as any but still doesn’t’ justify the behavior of Joann’s that night.
I feel that Romain has been distant for a while, and maybe when I was at Mynt and had way too much to drink, it just sparked a lot of emotions because of what we were going through. I couldn’t find a way to communicate, and I just exploded at Mynt… I don’t have all the answers, but I knew something was wrong and I don’t want us to fall apart because we can’t get on the same page with communication. I haven’t been in Miami a lot, so maybe that adds to the tension between us, and maybe he is just caught up with work. I guess that only time will tell where we stand.
Getting crazy drunk and flipping out at a very important event of your mans is NOT a good way to rectify your lack of communications skills or getting on the same page… so I’d say it’s obvious you don’t have the answers.
Karent and Lisa are my favorite girls right now…
Like RHoNY, sounds like Team Rookies and Team Pros (for lack of a better word).
…when the three of us had dinner and Lisa told us what happened at the Dali exhibit, I was shocked! Since when is who tweets first a contest? You must be a very insecure person to worry about little things like that, and it’s obvious that Adriana has a jealousy issue and tries to be the center of attention. But unfortunately that’s not the case when she’s surrounded by more successful and beautiful women and the insecurities all come out.
Merow! Yet another housewife who is obviously not de-clawed.
This episode reminded me of so many old adages: “nothing ventured, nothing gained,” “every person is a door to a different world,” “hindsight is 20/20,” and one of my favorites, which is not exactly an adage, but rather an old Indian prayer proudly displayed upon a wall above my family’s kitchen table growing up which read: “Do not criticize thy neighbor until you have walked one mile in his moccasins.
Same song, different chorus. Yawn.
Karent’s scene with her mom was very sad. Despite the fact that I have been on the receiving end of her accusations, unwarranted attacks, and judgment about my parenting skills, it was painful to watch. Most women long to build a life with someone and have a family. It saddens me to see a woman at that stage in her life possessing all of the attributes required to live a fulfilling life, yet still struggling to find her way. I hope Karent realizes that Rodolfo is the problem and not the solution and ventures outside of the confines of that non-relationship to seek true happiness.
Hopefully she’ll come to her senses and realize there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell they’ll live happily ever after and she’ll show him the door before it’s too late.
While I was still reeling from the empathy I was feeling for Karent, it almost entirely dissipated with the scenes that followed. I am convinced that Karent lacks any semblance of social skill. She oversteps, over-shares, overlooks, and overburdens almost everyone she comes in contact with. As far as I am concerned she went to the Art Basel event for two reasons, to steal Adriana’s joy and to gratuitously badmouth Lea. Call me crazy but my empathy is waning.
Guess I spoke too soon about which side of the bread she butters (okay, this cliche’s a little Kellyish but use your imagination… hint: Rookie/Pro).
The Dali exhibit was a bit surreal. OK, it wasn’t surreal, but I couldn’t resist the pun. The gallery was packed to the gills, and it was hard to have a normal conversation let alone defend Marysol from what I considered unwarranted attacks by Lea and James. I attempted to intervene on Marysol’s behalf and realized quickly that James was not going to let this go. Cue another horse and let the beating begin.
Wouldn’t be the real housewives if they didn’t beat horses… dead horses… again and again… and again.
Adriana’s very animated explanation of Karent “beating her to the tweet” was by far the most entertaining “exhibit” of the evening. While it is hard to appreciate given the limited scene, Adriana’s extremely animated Karent impression was hysterical — as you can judge by my borderline (OK, very) exaggerated reaction. I admit that given our history, I may find Karent-mocking a little more amusing than I should. Lisa was a bit uncomfortable with the situation and later explained that she didn’t like people talking about someone else behind their back. It was interesting to then witness her doing the same thing at the restaurant with Joanna and Karent. Hello pot, this is kettle, you’re black.
Knew Pot… Kettle…Black had to rear it’s ugly head.
I met Marysol at Versailles to catch up and thought it was important to tell her that her business was under attack. As someone who has built and struggled to maintain a business herself, I am particularly sensitive to anyone attempting to ruin somebody’s professional reputation. Even if you think that a job (which was done pro-bono, by the way) was not up to your exceedingly high standards, continuing to discuss your dissatisfaction with everyone with whom you come in contact is just, well, cruel. Moreover, in my book, it is tantamount to bullying and not at all befitting a “philanthropist” and so-called “pillar of our community.” In fact, because of that, you have an even greater responsibility to sensor your comments to avoid causing more damage than necessary.
There is nothing wrong with marrying a “rich guy.” It certainly relieves you of some of the concerns that plague those of us who have more limited resources with which to pay mortgages, cars, college tuition, etc. That is not to say that Lea has never supported herself or that she doesn’t have those same financial obligations. However, her lifestyle indicates that she does not live with the same pressures or concerns that perhaps someone like me or Marysol do. We depend on our reputations so that our businesses thrive and we can continue to support ourselves and those who depend on us. There is something about Marysol that says “underdog” to me, and something about the situation with Lea and James that screams injustice. It is only natural that I try to help.
There you have it… the bully and the underdog. The picture is complete.
One thing is for sure: after Episode 4, alliances are being forged and the weakest links are being identified, but the “tribe” has not yet spoken. Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Socialite Island…
Too cute not to include.
I am writing this episode’s blog from Bath, England. I am taking a much needed and overdue vacation with my parents. This trip was supposed to have taken place in May, but as you will see in future episodes, I had to postpone it.
I will say it has been wonderful to spend time with them, and my only suggestion to all who read this is value every moment you have with your family, because life is so precious, and you never know when it can be taken away from you. That is why I treasure every moment with them and work hard to be able to spend quality time with them. Enough said about that, because I could just go on and on about them…
But she doesn’t go on… about anything. Yep… that’s all she’s got. I wasn’t even going to include it but I didn’t want anyone to think she didn’t bother to write a blog… HA!
Well, I should start by saying, “Romain, I told you so!” Those blondes might look good passed out in the morning, but they sure look like hell at night! Besides, there are blondes and then there are blondes. In fact I think there might be at least fifty shades of blondes, if you know what I mean…
Yep… It’s a cat fight.
This was actually a fun episode, and I was so happy to go out dancing with the girls. I was having fun until hell broke loose with Joanna…one more time…it seems that Romain was quite upset about her destroying his special night, when he had worked hard to celebrate his double achievements of getting his citizenship and 10 years at the club. I felt sorry for him and was talking jokingly to him about brunettes versus blondes. You may think I was flirting, but I’m Brazilian, we flirt as a means of communicating. No malice involved!
Any Brazilian’s here to verify this trait? Sounds like a load of crap to me.
I am writing my blog this week from Madison, Wisconsin. I am here with Frankie visiting a doctor in Communication Disorders at the University of Wisconsin. Frankie is suffering from aphasia, the inability to communicate due to injury to the brain. His ability to comprehend is there; he understands pretty much everything, and if he doesn’t, he pretends he does, LOL.
Our biggest challenge will be his language and speaking full sentences. He is now saying two words, like “eat food,” “take shower,” and of course his favorite and mine, “I love you” (three words)! Marysol thinks it’s perfect, and she tells him that he is so cute he can get a girl with no words. (Wasn’t that Adriana’s tagline in Season 1?)
I wasn’t even going to include Alexia’s blog but I thought this was important information to pass on.
All I can say is life is short and fragile — count your blessings and enjoy every minute you can with your family and friends!
Perfect way to end my blog… after all, it’s true and it’s what really matters.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 3rd Season Preview by BB
Let’s check in with the ladies of Beverly Hills . . .
Taylor Armstrong: Taylor is a widow and has a daughter, Kennedy. After becoming a widow (due to Russell Armstrong’s suicide back in August 2011), Taylor quickly wrote a book entitled, “Hiding from Reality, My Story of Love, Loss and Finding the Courage Within,” about her alleged abusive marriage to Russell Armstrong. There was lots of speculation about the accuracy of the book, especially since her husband wasn’t able to defend himself. In May 2012, Taylor settled a lawsuit filed against her by MyMedicalRecords, concerning activities she and her husband engaged in while affiliated with the company. There have been several reports about Taylor getting intoxicated at various restaurants, clubs and Kyle Richard’s latest annual “White Party.” It’s not known how large a role Taylor will play in the upcoming season of RHOBH and/or whether she will eventually be phased out. Previews show some conflict between Taylor and new housewife, Yolanda H. Foster. Taylor’s latest outside venture is hosting a 7-day cruise from San Diego to Mexico in March 2013. It’s being touted as a wellness type cruise and accompanying her will be Dr. Charles “No Socks” Sophy. I just can’t see tickets for this cruise selling out and it’ll be interesting to see if it ever takes place.
Yolanda H. Foster: Yolanda is the newest Beverly Hills housewife. According to her Bravo bio, Yolanda was born and raised in Papendrecht, a small farmer’s town in Holland, where she rode horses, milked cows and loved the farm. She grew up rather fast after her father passed away when she was 7 and, feeling the need to provide for her brother and her single mom. She became a dishwasher at the local Chinese restaurant at the age of 13. At aged 16 she was discovered by world famous modeling agent, Eileen Ford, and left Holland to become an international model living and working in Paris, Milan, Hamburg, Sydney, Tokyo, and eventually New York. In 1994 she moved to Los Angeles and started her family with former husband Mohamed Hadid, with whom she has three children, Gigi (17), Bella (16) and Anwar (13). In 2000 she became a single mom and moved to a horse farm in Montecito with her young children and ran an interior design business from home. On 11-11-11, Yolanda married the love of her life, producer, songwriter and 16 time Grammy Award winner, David Foster, who is credited with discovering Celine Dion, Michael Buble, Josh Groban, and many more. They currently live in Malibu where Yolanda juggles a blended family of her own children plus five stepdaughters. After getting the kids off to school, she puts in a full day at the office running her exciting new company, Hopelessly Romantic, a creative one-stop destination to help men and women “get wise and keep their romance alive!”
Brandi Glanville: Last year a friend of the housewives, this year a full-fledged housewife. Her biggest claim to fame is being jilted by ex-husband Eddie Cibrian who left her for Country singer Leann Rimes. Eddie and Leann met while filming a made-for-tv movie together and gossip columns continue to fuel speculation of continued discord between Leann and Brandi, although Brandi has recently tried to take the high road concerning Leann in the press. Brandi has two sons with Cibrian, Mason and Jake, and is known for being outspoken and candid. She is good friends with fellow housewife Lisa Vanderpump. In the past there has been no love lost between Brandi and fellow cast mates Taylor Armstrong and Adrienne Maloof and previews reveal that continues to be the case, at least with Adrienne. Brandi is currently penning a book on what to do and not to do in a break up situation, based on experiences of her recent marriage breakup. She insists it’s not a dating guide; she just doesn’t want others to make the same mistakes she did.
Camille Grammer: Seems Camille has a limited role this season. On a recent tweet by the reality star, she mentions she shows up here and there. Camille has led a pretty quiet life recently, despite her ex-husband’s attempts to drag her name through the mud during a recent television interview with Oprah Winfrey and on other talk shows. Recent reports also have Camille supporting Adrienne Maloof in her divorce from Paul Nassif.
Adrienne Maloof: Adrienne is currently in divorce proceedings and a bitter child custody battle with her husband, Dr. Paul Nassif. They have three sons. Their separation is mentioned on the show, but I believe filming was finished before the serious abuse allegations started flying between the couple. Let’s hope this couple can come to an amicable agreement for the sake of the kids. Their mansion is currently up for sale.
Kyle Richards: Kyle’s current life seems to be going well. She recently opened up a boutique in Beverly Hills called “Kyle by Alene Too.” Recent published articles speculate Kyle has slimmed down and may have had some lyposuction work done. She’s still hanging on to her handsome hunky husband Mauricio and from the looks of the previews, her possessive claws come out concerning her man.
Kim Richards: From all indications, Kim’s latest stint in rehab seems to have been successful. Previews show a nose job and some gossip columns speculated it may have not been a good idea because of pain meds needed after the operation. Let’s hope watching Kim this season is a much more pleasant experience than the first two and that we never have to see her in a bow-tie blouse again.
Lisa Vanderpump: Since last season, my favorite BH housewife Lisa has moved, her old mansion in Beverly Hills caught fire and went up in smoke, and she has garnered her own Bravo spin-off series featuring her new business enterprise, Restaurant and Bar SUR. Previews show her conflicts with Adrienne continuing, a vow renewal with husband Ken, and Ken experiencing some medical issues.
I’m sure there will be further “leaks” and news coming out about the third season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as the November 5th premiere date approaches. I can’t wait. Here’s a first look at Season Three:
Duck Dynasty Season 2 Preview by Starrs99
Season 2 Premieres Wednesday, October 10th, 10:00 PM/9C – A & E
Duck Dynasty totally cracks me up each and every week… And I mean belly laughs with tears streaming out of my eyes kinda laughing. The Roberstons live in the Louisiana Bayou where they’ve created a multi-million dollar empire based on the creation and production of duck calls. Phil is the inventor of the Duck Commander® Duck Call – and his sons have joined him in the business of building duck calls by hand. Arguably, they live in nicer houses now than they did before – but they all still work on the front lines in the company business and live near the swamp. Willie, one of the sons, is now the CEO of Duck Commander and is forever trying to diversify the company into new product lines in order to create new opportunities for its’ growth and development. However, this can be really tough – especially when all your workforce wants to do is to play hooky from work, go hunting and have way too much fun for words. As we get ready for Season 2 to begin, let’s first meet the cast and then laugh our fool heads off at their quotable quotes from Season 1.
Phil Robertson – Is inventor of the Duck Commander® Duck Call, is founder of the Duck Commander company, and is known as THE Duck Commander throughout Louisiana. He is dragged begrudgingly to corporate meetings by Willie, often while still wearing his duck hunting gear from the morning’s adventures. In the 60’s, he played 1st string quarterback at Louisiana Tech University, in front of 2nd string Terry Bradshaw. After being drafted into the NFL, Phil decided professional football wasn’t for him since it interfered with the 10 week duck hunting season. This is a man who loves his ducks. While hunting figures prominently in his life – he hunts for food, not for sport. He married his high school sweetheart, Miss Kay, and together they’ve raised four sons, two of whom (Willie and Jase) are featured prominently on the show.
Miss Kay – Is married to Phil, rules the roost and is a fabulous cook. Dinnertime is sacred to her since it’s when the family gets together. Do NOT get on her bad side… She is a true entrepreneur and has a million ideas business ventures. This includes everything from designing a full length apron that can adequately provide coverage for the ummmm….well-endowed to opening a restaurant that serves her specialties, which includes cooking squirrel, crawfish, frogs, deer and duck.
Willie Robertson – Is the current CEO of Duck Commander and is Phil’s son. As a visionary, he took a small, home-based business and catapulted it into a multi-million dollar venture. He embraces innovation and new technologies but is continually frustrated at his family’s resistance to change. He enjoys the perks of being rich but still loves to hang with his dad and brothers in the great outdoors. He is constantly the brunt of his brother’s pranks and jokes at every turn – but can easily get even, cuz well, he IS the boss. He is married to Korie, who helped him build the company and who is currently the office manager. They have five children: John Luke, Sadie, Lil’ Will, Bella, and a foster daughter named Rebecca. Willie is determined to scare off any unwanted potential guys who want to date his oldest daughter.
Jase Robertson – Is Willie’s brother and is in charge of the manufacturing portion of the company. This should scare them all since he would rather be duck hunting in the swamp than working in the office. He is often the pied piper who distracts the other workers from working. He suggests doing things like pulling pranks on Willie, playing basketball, building a conveyor belt from scratch with materials they have on hand, and racing turtles when an important decision has to be made. However, when his back is against the wall, he can be counted on to work hard to get the job done. Jase has been married to Missy for 21 years, and they have three children: Reed, Cole and Mia.
Si Robertson – Is Phil’s brother and his best friend. He is quite a character. He and Phil are always looking for beaver dams and opportunities to hunt for dinner. Si also works for the company, but like everyone else, is easily distracted. He is a Vietnam vet who spins story after story after story. Si still drinks ice tea every day from a blue plastic cup that he always keeps in his back pocket that his mom sent to him while he was serving in the military overseas.
Season 1 – QUOTABLE QUOTES:
Working – “Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly – boring.” – Jase; “I know all the new phrases… cowabunga, radical, cat’s pajamas, duh, and homey don’t play that.. booyah.” – Si; “I’m a low tech man in a high tech world, basically.” – Phil; “This is where the swamp meets corporate America.” – Willie; “If Willie wants to be more productive, he needs to fire all of us.”- Jase; “When in doubt, figure it out…that’s the redneck way.” – Willie; “Ya give a bunch of rednecks wood, tools, screws and nails – and they can build anything. It may not be the prettiest anything… but I guarantee you that ol’ dog will hunt.” – Jase; “I just bought a wine farm with no wine on it.” – Willie; “Trying to make wine with no grapes, do you believe in miracles?”- Jase; “You can make water into wine if you’re Jesus, last I checked.. your name is Willie.” – Jase; “Is this turning into a near death experience…possibly. Does this add to the adventure…absolutely!” – Jase; “When you don’t know what you’re doing, it’s best to do it quickly.” – Jase; “Having your brother as a boss is a lot like dating your cousin…it’s a bit weird.” – Jase; “The conveyor belt is the best thing I’ve ever been in charge of…I think I’m ready to run for political office.” – Jase; “Jase has as much business sense as a stick of butter.” – Si; “First it’s pretty tires, then it’s pretty guns…next thing you know, you’re shavin’ your beard and wearin’ capri pants.” – Si; “Every action in life begins with a decision and unfortunately we don’t always make the best ones.” – Willie
“If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, you’re too busy.” – Jase; “City folk think these beavers are cute and cuddly animals, but they are destructors.” – Phil; “A beaver is like a bad disease – it just won’t go away. They do all their dirty work at night.” – Phil; “Squirrel brains make you smart.” – Miss Kay; “The frogs have no idea I have assembled the frog catching dream team.” – Jase; “There’s a time to cook and there’s a time to kill, this is the time to kill.” – Jase; “This is a big deal, the water levels control the ducks, and the ducks control the hunting, and our hunting controls our lives.” – Jase; “You know you can’t help but feel sorry for that bathroom.” – Jase; “My top 10 dumbest things I’ve done in my life have all included Si in some way.” – Jase; “Hey look here beavers, you better hide your wives, hide your husbands, and look here both of ya… hide your kids because we are comin.’” – Si; “Mainly I use the grand kids, when it comes to crawfishin’, as a labor pool” – Phil; “When security comes, every man for himself.” – Si; “You need to treat a turkey like you would your lady friend.” – Willie; “I’m pretty sure no other members have had family members sneak onto the [golf] course and steal frogs.” – Willie
“Ducks are a lot like women…they don’t like mud on their butts.” – Phil; “Hands on hands and lips on lips – everything else, wait until you’re married.” – Jase; “Nothin’ makes a dad happier than seeing his daughter with a smile on her face and her boyfriend with fear in his eyes.” – Willie; “Today, ya know, if you’re gonna date some lil ol’ gal, with computers, you can’t even smell her. Girls smell nice. I’ve always been a ladies man.” – Si; “There are few things in this world that I love more than Miss Kay’s cooking. She ended up a better cook than my momma. If your woman cooks better than your momma, then you got one…. You’d better hold on to her.” – Phil; “She can be an ugly woman… but if she cooks squirrel and dumplings… then that’s the one you go after.” – Phil; “If you catch squirrels for your woman… your woman will never cut you off in bed.” – Phil; “Where I’m from, you don’t mess with another man’s woman… or his hat.” – Jase; “There is a fine line between insanity and coping with your daughter dating.” – Jase; “I need honey, honey! Look, when you get honey in your beard it literally stays there for two weeks. I mean even when my wife kisses me, she’s like, ‘oh that was good.’ She don’t even know why. She just thinks I’m sweeter than most males.” – Jase; “If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there’s a woman.”- Phil; “You gotta give em the look, ok… saying, ‘hey, you fool around with this here girl, I’ll kill you boy.’” – Si; “The more makeup they wear.. the more they’re trying to hide. You gotta look at the inside of her head… that makeup can cover up a lot of evil.” – Phil
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