Let’s Chat – Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3

Thanks to Boston, we have a picture essay of this season. ย Let’s look back and remember some of the special times we’ve shared with this crazy group of Jersey ladies.

Jacqueline

Jacqueline and Ashlee

Jacqueline and Caroline

Caroline

Speaking of the Kids

Melissa

Melissa

Teresa

Let’s give Caroline the last word for the season …

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About Veena (NMD)

Just a housewife ... who loves this place .... and loves to write ... You can reach me through this email: nomoredrama8@gmail.com. Lynn's Place is in tribute to Housewives blogger Lynn Hudson, who passed away in August of 2012.
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420 Responses to Let’s Chat – Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3

  1. Powell says:

    Thanks NMD. You’re a sweetie!

  2. LaineyLainey says:

    howdy!!!!

  3. Powell says:

    Great pics as always boston.

  4. Nancy says:

    Boston those were hysterical. Thank-you.

  5. VV says:

    RHONJ FINALE. LET IT END TONIGHT!!!!!!

    “Gimme Pizza You Old Troll!”

  6. VV says:

    Boston, you cracked me up. Great way to set the tone for tonight!
    I’m still laughing about it.

  7. Powell says:

    I love the Manzos Christmas card ’08. LOL.

  8. Exit4 says:

    Our long national nightmare is about to end….except for the lost footage episode.

  9. Nancy says:

    Cityside you are killing us! 6-0 This was not a good day for the San Fran teams.

  10. Sus says:

    Boston, those pictures are hysterical!

  11. cusi77 says:

    RHONJ Season 4….. IT WAS TORTURE!!!

  12. Powell says:

    Tomorrow night on AMC channel starts fright night, Halloween movies. Anyone watch Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street?

  13. lizzle says:

    OMG! The thug clothing line one where Jax says “Why do you have two different boots on?” is hilarious!! How could I have missed that the first time it was put up?!? Boston… you are an evil genius… love it! Bwhahahaha! It totally looks like Caroline has two different boots on.

    Anyways… I’m watching the last Revenge episode on hulu with my boyfriend… right now… so I better turn my head towards his computer before he sends me to LynnFam Addiction counseling… LOL

  14. VV says:

    That Silicone Valley show is another Bravo attemp to capture a younger viewership. This looks like another scripted reality (not really) show.

  15. Nancy says:

    I HATE that Andy is calling out Joe! The others should be too.

  16. Nancy says:

    I can’t stand Don!

  17. Powell says:

    WD was grrrreeaat!

    • I wish the walkers would pay a visit to Andy’s reunion set with NJ. In one big feeding fest, all these maroons – including Dandy – would be gonnnneee!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Watching my recording of it. That owl in the house? cool. and random. My hubby and I had just returned from a walk and we were talking about how cool it is to hear the owls flying around this time of year. They hoot, hoot, hoot so loudly – – sometimes it seems like they’re right outside the window. And then I start watching WD and there’s an owl on my tv screen..

  18. Nancy says:

    Liar!

  19. Iowagirl says:

    This is going to get good!

  20. VV says:

    Is Bitter Clown back pedaling?

  21. I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

    OMG! I already want to slap Jac.

  22. VV says:

    Not bitch! She gonna be a happy at the word Jail! Such a moron you are Melissa.

  23. VV says:

    Is Andy going to be well informed when he questions Caroline about Al and Jac about their bankruptcy? Oh, that’s right he is not gonna do that to them.

  24. djprincessc says:

    Ugh I still have 3 hours till the reunion ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  25. I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

    I remember Melissa’s nose being BIGGER and WIDER in the past. I’ve seen her being asked whether she had a nose job. She said, “No.”

    I don’t believe her.

    • VV says:

      YES! It looks like she went under the knife. I thought the same thing because she had a potato nose.

      • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

        Where I’m from, we call it a “bellpepper nose.” *Shrug*

        • mrs. peabody says:

          I’m curious why do you keep writing *Shrug*?

          • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

            Because I’m addicted to it for some reason. LOL. It’s like, in my mind, I’m thinking, “I’m writing/typing this comment, but it’s really not all that DEEP to me because, in reality, all of these people are CRAZY and do not even sign my paychecks. So, in the end, I could give a sh*t!!” *Shrug* ๐Ÿ˜‰

            • LaineyLainey says:

              Mrs.. Peabody, I always pictured her kind doing the “what do I know” shrug accompanied by hands palms up… Detox, how many times a month do you explain your shrug. You should start making stuff up,…like…(Mrs. P – I’m just joshing, not picking you, darlin)

              1) I wear a shrug when I visit the board and I’m summoning my magic shrug. (not sure how it became magical)
              2) I am from Louisiana and when we end a thought, We end it with a shrug. It’s the Louisiana period.
              3) It’s my nickname. I’m signing my name to my comment.

              That’s all i’ve got

              • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

                ROFL, Lainey! Thanks for those suggestions. I will save them for later use. Actually, you articulated my “shrug” much better than I did. It IS a form of, “What do I know?” accompanied by hands palm up — followed by (My Addition), “It doesn’t really matter what I know, though, because, at the end of the day, I could give a sh*t about these people on my t.v. screen!”

    • Powell says:

      It looks the same to me.

  26. Nancy says:

    GO TERESA!

    • VV says:

      Did you notice how the minute Teresa mentioned that she had asked her family not to bring her legal issues on the show. Jac and Medussa started to make accusations to deviate from the topic. PATHETIC!

      • Powell says:

        I noticed that.

      • Nancy says:

        Yes I did.

      • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

        They’ve all been doing that to Teresa since the first part of this Reunion. It’s like they jump to talk over her and distract her or accuse her of something else. It’s like she’s by herself fighting off a pack of hyenas.

        I think pretty fast on my feet, and even I would get tongue-tied or momentarily stunned if I were in that situation.

  27. Powell says:

    These NJ people are totally nuts!

  28. likesphotoshop says:

    I love how you have in the picture with all of them and Kathy is saying nothing! LOL

  29. mrs. peabody says:

    I’m not watching it yet (like to wait for about 40 min so I can skip past the commercials) but what I dont understand is why after hearing all the comments from the viewets while the season is going on why they don’t act better during the reunion. They hear about how the viewers hate this gang up mentality yet they still do it. YOu’d think they’d at least want to act better but they don’t they still act like bullies. You’d think if you hear all season your behavior is horrible you’d be on your best behavior when you are doing the reunion. They are all nuts

  30. Nancy says:

    I’m going to vomit.

  31. Powell says:

    Jac is rude. She’s pretending to yawn and be bored w/what Joe is saying.

  32. I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

    When you GOT it, you don’t have the DESIRE to show it (because you are SECURE)! I’d bet 3 fat cows to 10 skinny monkeys that Joey does not HAVE it!!!

  33. cusi77 says:

    Fishy -Rishie has new dentures!

    • mrs. peabody says:

      well we know what they spent their Goddess dessert money on and guess what didn’t help they are still ugly people, they may change their outside but the ugly is still on the inside and it’s shining through

  34. VV says:

    Joey Marco has his answers rehearsed. They were prepared by Medussa.

  35. Powell says:

    Shut the eff up Jac.

  36. Amber...Real Wife says:

    You bum!

  37. Nancy says:

    OMG those poor parents. This is going to kill them.

  38. Powell says:

    They forget this is in tv history forever. Their kids will be so proud.

  39. I hate to admit it, but I enjoy the men arguing more than the ladies.

  40. VV says:

    Funny how Joey Marco got really upset when told to pay his bills by Joe Giu. He was shaking.

  41. Iowagirl says:

    Kathy thanking god for his erect penis is now the most disturbing line of all housewife history.

  42. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    OMG holy mother of God this is out of control. Teresa totally looks like she wants to talk to her brother and Melissa is making damn sure that doesn’t happen!
    And isn’t that Albert a busy worker bee????? Brides my ass-he didnt want to be in the hot seat…

  43. VV says:

    What’s her name is trying to stay relevant…

  44. VV says:

    I think that Varoline did say that.

  45. VV says:

    What efforts? WTF is Andy talking about?

  46. I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

    Teresa looks like she is about to start crying.

  47. VV says:

    He didn’t feel anything anymore because he is officially a Marco now.

  48. mrs. peabody says:

    ok I’m going to start watching it now. I’m 30 min behind all of you. Catch you at the other end.

  49. Nancy says:

    This is sad.

  50. lillybee says:

    Joe Go owning up to being a male stripper is the highlight of the night.

  51. cusi77 says:

    I said it and repeat it: Raise your hand who cares if Melissa, Jacqueline, Caroline, JuicyApe, Ramona, Mario, Bawbby, Were strippers?…. Neither do I!

    I don’t even care if The Pope was a stripper!

  52. Powell says:

    O M G!! AHhhh!! I don’t know why Andy isn’t telling them to shut the eff up.

  53. Nancy says:

    Teresa is going to stroke out.

  54. VV says:

    Dina said Bravo edited the conversation to make it sound they were talking about her family. What a bunch of idiots!

  55. Nancy says:

    Cityside we are catching up with you. 6-4. ๐Ÿ™‚

  56. VV says:

    Are they ever gonna talk about Albert illicit activities and why he was fired by NJ governor?

  57. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Dina just tweeted #bullshit #bullshit #bullshit

    • Nancy says:

      What great news!

    • Rebecca says:

      Dina Manzo โ€@dinamanzo
      Not fair at all and it only fuels the hurt…I’ll end it at that. Turning the tv off now

      5m Dina Manzo โ€@dinamanzo
      I’m not going to say negative things about my siblings & go into why we don’t speak. But it’s not fair how they portray me as they bad guy

      21m Dina Manzo โ€@dinamanzo
      I have 11 siblings I stay away from 2 of them. Do the math

      28m Dina Manzo โ€@dinamanzo
      #bullshit #bullshit #bullshit

      • Rebecca says:

        Dina Manzo โ€@dinamanzo
        Do you think for a second if I felt love from them I would stay away?? This has nothing to do with Teresa BTW

      • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

        I’m betting that Math “equation” has something to do with Jac (Caroline’s B.F.F. & Chris’ wife).

      • LaineyLainey says:

        I didn’t even watch the reunion, but I’m reading along here as I watch my taped Walking Dead…I’m loving Dina right about now.

  58. this is so sad. tre is working herself into a breakdown and melissa and joey are trying to make it happen.. family is so important and this one is just so sad.

  59. Exit4 says:

    Jac is a bad person. Straight up nasty. I hope karma gets her good! And Kathy desperately trying to be a part if it all…..at some point shell realize she’s just a pawn.

  60. Joey was in college? I was pretty sure he couldn’t read.

  61. Amber...Real Wife says:

    A college stripper! LOL Andy is just picturing it and loving it.

  62. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Ohhh that sooooo cute…they both stripped their way through college…how romantic!!!!

  63. cusi77 says:

    I have a crush on Lurkita! A tender one!

  64. It's Me says:

    The Giudice family (minus the kids) are scum. And all of them (the entire cast) including Dina are famewhores. They will kill each other over attention on twitter and reality tv.

  65. Amber...Real Wife says:

    Your father told me…. Finally SILENCE

  66. I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

    Melissa just grinned and showed all 65 of her teeth like she is enjoying the HELL out of this!!

    SICKO! How can someone ENJOY this?

  67. VV says:

    Kim D is buddy buddy with Jac too.

    • Rebecca says:

      Jacqueline is in more photos on the Posche website than Teresa.

      • VV says:

        I’m telling you. Jac amped this whole thing and that is why she acting so crazy. She acting out because deep down she feels guilty for what she did. It’s tormenting her.

  68. VV says:

    What was it Joey Marci she was putting herself through College or she was already a teacher?

  69. Nancy says:

    Speechless.

  70. Powell says:

    T can makeup some names.

  71. Amber...Real Wife says:

    the albino DaffyDuck… KImD

  72. I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

    Reports about the Reunion said that, when Joey accused Teresa of telling her father that Melissa was a stripper, Teresa asked for her phone so they could call their father right now so he could tell them that this was NOT true. Andy supposedly told her, “No” and something about how they couldn’t stop the show.

    Why is this not on the show?

  73. VV says:

    Kim G is gonna talk and Joey Marco interrupts.

  74. ATLnNYC09 says:

    They are really trying to dig a grave for Teresa.

  75. Nancy says:

    Joe wants some dinner! Too funny!

  76. I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

    Why does Kim D. talk to Jac for 1 1/2 hours every morning?

  77. VV says:

    They said all of them except Medussa and What’s her name knew something was going down? Why is Andy singling out Tre?

    • Nancy says:

      The million dollar question.

      • VV says:

        I think Jac is responsible for this mess and it got way out of hand and now Jac is so deep in that has no way admitting what she did so she is pressing on with the lies.

        • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

          BINGO! I really think Jac’s hands are ALL OVER this.

          Maybe that’s why karma has her losing her damned mind!

        • Rebecca says:

          We saw right there on the tape of the PFS…. she’s telling Joey what happened at the car. She said she saw Teresa and Angelo laughing together. It never happened. It’s right on tape.

    • Powell says:

      Because they all kept saying T was in on it. So he’s addressing the question to the person they blame.

  78. Powell says:

    Well ding dong the witch us dead. T didn’t know what Angelo was going to say about Mel.

  79. VV says:

    Chris Lurkita it doesn’t matter that Joey Marco wants resolve with her sister as long as Auto-tuned/Medussa doesn’t approve NOTHING is gonna happen. She controls her insecure husband.

    5 more minute to go. I’m not watching WWHL can’t stand that snake.

  80. mrs. peabody says:

    oh boy that look on joey’s face when joeg said you have to borrow money every week. had to watch that again. guess we know how they pay their bills, borrow it from someone else

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      I don’t know how TRUE it is, but Joey Gorga allegedly borrowed $90,000 from Sheila Giudice’s brother and still has not paid him back, which has caused bad feelings. Sheila is Joe’s brother Pete’s wife.

      • Rebecca says:

        And as soon as he is declared officially broke, Melissa will leave him and Teresa will get her brother back.

      • Constance says:

        If you don’t know if it’s true, why would you say it? Who has made these allegations?

        • chismosa says:

          It’s All “allegedly” around here. Based on smaller blogs in NJ or whatever. IMO ANYONE can post ANYTHING on these people anonymously on any blog to make whomever they dislike look worse. Jmo

  81. ramonacoaster says:

    Since Kim D came out, everyone thinks in their heads that they’re vindicated. I don’t think so. They’re just crazy.

  82. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Dont judge me too harshly for what Im about to say ok?
    If I were Teresa and I knew my dirty playing low down back stabbing phony SIL was going to get taken down a notch…I wouldn’t have told her either.
    I know its ugly and mean but sometimes you get what you give.

    • Nancy says:

      ITA!!! Big time!!

    • Powell says:

      I think I would’ve told her cause it would hurt my brother, nieces and nephew.

      • lori says:

        I hear what you’re saying but I think 1. Kim D knows a lot of stuff about these women and they are a little afriad to piss her off 2. I think Teresa was in a lose lose situation where they were going to blame her regardless of what she did.

        In the end they all sold their souls to bravo and it’s hard to pity any of them.

        • ATLnNYC09 says:

          She sure does. I noticed Melissa didnt blame Kim D but she sure did blame Teresa for everything

          • chismosa says:

            But Melissa continuously words things out loud against Kim saying how much she hates her, even when Kim walked onto the set of the reunion. So IMO she can’t be THAT afraid of her

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        You are a better person than me Powell…at the point they were at-no one was thinking about the kids…

        • NJBev says:

          I think you have a great heart and a good head. The only problem is that this is
          on TV. You NEVER would have done it if you knew it was going to be on TV.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            I would NEVER do a TV show with my family….those Jersey chicks got nothing on my gang of misfits!!! We would make Jersey look like The Sound of Music….

            • LaineyLainey says:

              Really, now? LOL!! hilarious Me and my sisters would sit there quietly with pursed lips and breathing and sighing all dramatic like. Oh and rolling our eyes. But we probably wouldn’t fight in front of people. It would be very boring.

              • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

                Oh please my family cant shut up-we are the bozo’s trying not to laugh at the worst times…heaven forbid we have to attend a somber event-we have to sit away from each other b/c we will inevitable say something so completely inappropriate and that starts the chain reaction of stupidity. We laugh more than we cry and we yell weather we are happy or sad….a real circus at-that us!!!

                • LaineyLainey says:

                  oh that’s funny, we laugh a lot too. Funerals do that to us, too. Joking and teasing,…we are a riot. However, conflict, bad memories are another story,….we were trained to stuff our feelings. that’s kind of why we joke around so much, lots of stuff to deny and stuff. So we do. I only do that with my side of the family. It’s hard not to pass that on to your own kids. I tried tried tried not to do that with mine…but ummmm… let’s just say they are not the type to complain or confront folks as a first resort. We are what we are, what can I say?

                  • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

                    That is what makes it YOUR family!!!.We all have our “things”…my family just seems to have so many “things”. Nothing goes by that is not discussed, dragged out, talked about, laughed about, cried about and fought about. We hold nothing in-I feel bad for each and every one of our spouses….

                • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

                  I’m not quite sure where my family fits in with you guys.

                  On my Dad’s side, all of his other siblings are/were nice, friendly, laid-back and calm. My Father was the big JOKESTER and YELLER and HELLRAISER that got everybody going and getting up and having a good time in his family. He was the BULL in the China Shop of his family. My Mom gets/got along with all of his siblings. They were very generous, warm, respectful and nice, though. All of the 1st cousins love each other and have always also gotten along.

                  My Mom’s side is MUCH different. My Dad hates 2 of my Mom’s brothers (with GOOD reason. She hates them too, but loves the wife of one of them. The other one is divorced. She loves their kids, though. I don’t like either one of them, but I am cordial and respecful if I see them anywhere.).

                  ALL of the 1st cousins adore each other and get along (always have), despite any issues that may be going on between our parents. We just always kept ourselves separate from it somehow.

                  He likes my Mom’s other 2 brothers (although he got into a fist fight with 1 of them in the middle of our living room when they were over for the weekend. Ironically, they like each other very much now and get together very now and then. He does that with both of those brothers.).

                  He thinks 1 of my Mom’s sisters is a Holy Roller Jesus-Freak who is obsessed with FOX News and ending abortion (That’s my godmother. I actually like her and find her fun, but I REFUSE to discuss politics or religion with her because she IS a Holly-Roller obsessed with FOX News and ending abortion).

                  He thinks my Mom’s other sister is “Bat Sh*t Crazy” and TOLERATES her. She IS BSC. She’s the one that’s been diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. She’s also bipolar. She can be QUITE FUN at times, except when she’s stealing our prescription medications when she comes over to visit and then fakes another nervous breakdown and goes into the psych ward so her family members will feel too guilty to confront her for stealing our meds. She miraculously gets better once she thinks family members’ anger has cooled down.

                  Most recently, she made friends with one of her fellow psych “camp” members. I don’t know what else to call it but “camp”. All I know is her doctor told her she needs “structure” and told her she has to go to some kind of “adult day care” where they have group therapy and make crafts. She was refusing to go because she said she did not need to sit with those “CRAZY people” because she was NOT crazy like them. My Mom and her other siblings had to take turns each morning going to her house, pulling her out of her bed, shoving her into her shower, forcing her to get dressed and SHOVING her ass on the adult day care bus to go to and from the place.

                  Well, she recently made a friend there and, somehow, those fools got a hold of some PCP, which was discovered during testing which took place during my aunt’s last faked nervous breakdown (because she had pulled some other kind of “stunt” my Mom refused to tell me about). She stayed in EXTRA LONG that time because she knew how angry everybody was.

                  She has now been threatened with being placed in a nursing home if she does not KNOCK IT OFF! That scared her so much, she’s been behaving lately.

                  Isn’t FAMILY great? BRAVO would have a FIELD DAY with my Mom’s side of the family.

                  • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

                    Ohhhh Detox-you got a family full of JIVE TURKEYS!!!
                    Family is great-i couldn’t live without mine-they made me what I am ….and now they have to deal with it!!!!!

                    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

                      HA! I guess mine kinda made me what I am too — a great observer of CRAZY people that finds a way to be simultaneously appalled and amused by them! What are you gonna do, you know? You can’t shoot ’em. So, you gotta love ’em and deal with ’em!

            • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

              HIGH-larious!

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      I’m not judging you. I would not have told Melissa JACK SH*T either. That’s because I would be the “messenger” that gets KILLED (particularly with people that are just LOOKING for a reason….ANY reason).

      I would have kept my mouth shut and kept it moving!

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Detox-you know you my JIVE TURKEY!!!!!!! No matter what Teresa did at that point-she would have gotten trashed-she was smart to let it play out

        • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

          And you are my JIVE TURKEY too, Jill, because you are DYN-O-MITE!!! (BTW, my cousin Paul had a J.J. doll that talked when you pulled a string. It had a turtleneck, jeans and that denim “Gilligan-type-hat” he used to often wear on the show. When you’d pull the string, it would say “Dyn-O-Mite” and other stuff that I can’t remember in J.J.’s voice. LOL).

          Teresa was “Damned if she DID” and “Damned if she did NOT” this season. She was going to get blamed NO MATTER WHAT. I agree with you.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            Detox-if we play this right we can bring back JIVE TURKEY and DY-NO-MITE at the same time!!!!

            • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

              ;-), I hope so.

              In keeping with the “Good Times” theme, if I have a daughter, I’m going to name her Walona Thelma Florida Jive Turkey [Baby Daddy and/or Husband’s Last name].

              If I have a son, I’m going to name him, “J.J. Jive Turkey [Baby Daddy and/or Husband’s Last name]. LOL

              • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

                Dont forget Penny…that was Janet Jackson name right? Remember that-her Mama burnt her with iron-that was some scandalous s*it back in the day-we never saw stuff like that on TV.
                Florida was the best TV Mother ever…she ruled that family!!!

                • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

                  And she ALWAYS wore ORANGE (I wonder if that was some kind of “Florida Orange” theme, or if the color just looked good on her)! Oh yeah, I remember Penny and her iron-abusing Mom. That WAS scandalous back in the day!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      completely understandable and very honest of you

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Just so you all know-I am not proud of the fact that I would do that…but I would-if my SIL was like Melissa.

        • contessa says:

          Jill and my Baby Contessa Detox,

          I’m with you guys about Melissa, if I had known (I don’t believe for one minute Tre knew the entire thing until she saw Angelo standing at the table) I wouldn’t have told her. I can get pretty mean when crossed. The more I see of Melissa and her clan, the more disgusted I get about her behavior. I think Tre resents her brother’s balls being held in Melissa’s designer bags. There is more here than meets the eye, and I think for the last two seasons Melissa has tried to copy Tre anyway she can. The crap about moving away from family was the last straw. Also does Melissa think her mother-in-law is going to go against her daughter. The scene at the baptism when Joey Marco was talking to his Dad and Mom, told me all I needed to know about how much he respects his blood family. By the way Mel should have at least tried to change the decor on her psuedo French chateau to something that would fit the theme and perhaps furnished more than a couple of rooms – ya think?

          • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

            Hi, Mama Contessa,

            Yes, I think (they should have furnished more than a couple of rooms). All I know is that, if RHONJ does not make some MAJOR changes, I’m not watching the show any more. The past 2 seasons, particularly this last season (Season 4), have been RIDICULOUS and NERVE-WRACKING!

          • chismosa says:

            I didn’t know Teresa owned the “French gaudy chateau” look that iirc, most to all of these Jersey women use in their homes. As for that along with Mel “copying” Tre I think it’s just a lazy way to attack Melissa’s similarities in style ( though she is some years younger than Tre). We did not KNOW WHAT Melissa wore, acted like, bought before she got on the show so we are all BIASED towards Tre and thinking Tre owns a certain style or way of being. As we saw clearly the whole “owning of the eyeshadow” fiasco from the earlier reunion was proven SO WRONG when it was clear as day that Mel wore the eyeshadow last year that Tre incorrectly called as her own. So so LAME. I hate this constant stating that Mel copies Tre when for all we know its THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

  83. VV says:

    STFU! Bitter Clown. PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH!!!!!!!!!

  84. cusi77 says:

    Oh, My, Lord! The pain in… you know w.h.e.r.e. is over!
    My hope is that now that the craziness is over, we ALL will be the good friends we ARE!
    ((((((((((LynnFam))))))))))

  85. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    I wonder how Melissa feels knowing that 3 people knew what was going to happen at the PFS…do they finally see that Caroline and Jac are not their friends and have been using them all season? If Caroline is such an honest person why didnt she tell Melissa about the set-up? Why didnt Jac tell her???

    • Nancy says:

      Notice that Andy didn’t ask them about the next season?

      • VV says:

        TRUE!!! OMG! Is he cleaning house?

        • Nancy says:

          From your mouth to Gods ears. ๐Ÿ™‚ Not Teresa though.

          • NJBev says:

            He is, of course, cleaning house.
            I don’t even know if there ever will be
            another Jersey franchise. look what happened
            w/ new York~ changed just a few “characters” and
            got bad ratings. Although, imo, I think many people
            just “left” the franchise after last year……………

      • chismosa says:

        He has stopped doing that since about 6 reunions ago on all the shows. He leaves it open always so as to allow for potential cast changes. How do you guys not remember that ?

        • umm my brain goes into hibernation while watching RHONJ, it’s a self-preservation move….those screaming banshees (good one, BB!) are not to be trusted. Half of what they do (or more) is for bringing the drama, to ensure they are on the show next season. Or covering up their sordid true past lives (pretty much all of them don’t want their skeletons brought out) I don’t believe anything they say. Even when they try to bring up the truth (like Chris Laurita being engaged to Dina’s best friend and then cheating on his fiance with Jac….which Juicy tried to bring up at the reunion but was shouted down). Who knows what the truth is? Alls I know for sure is boy do Melissa & Teresa hate each other! Plus JoGo & Juicy really hate each other too. And that was true before the show ever started. Just for that vendetta, I’m sure RHONJ will go on for many more seasons, all for our supposed irritainment (good one, Orson!) and Bravo ratings. Arguing about this stupid, idiotic show is all an evil plan that Andy dreamed up & he’s so thrilled by it all, and so enriched by it all. Andy sees this blog (with all the other blogs, tweets, etc out there) as vindication that America wants shows like the RHONJ and he is all too ready to keep giving us big sloppy servings.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          6 reunions ago. wow!!! My how time flies. I’m reminded of one of my favorite songs “Wasted Days and Wasted Nights”

  86. Superfly says:

    I guess I am the only one here that isn’t a Teresa fan? LOL, guess I don’t belong here

    • Nancy says:

      That’s not true. I think 2 other people agree with you. lol
      Stick around though.

      • NJBev says:

        superfly-
        if you are still alive, please understand that you are not
        alone~~~~~
        many of us are not fond of Tre, but have been beat on
        so, that we no longer even try to have a convo. It’s
        not worth the punishment. But you are allowed your
        opinion, (not unlike the Constitution).

        The premise of Lynn’s Blog was that everyone was entitled
        to their opinion, as long as everyone was kind and respectful.

    • VV says:

      No don’t leave RHONJ is over stick around Superfly? Are you Richie fan?

    • cusi77 says:

      Everyone belongs here! Enjoy the fun! NoMoreDrama is providing us with a safe place to agree to respectfully disagree, go ahead, you are home!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      stick around superfly, i put out some fly paper so that you wouldn’t “shoo fly”

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      It’s over…dont leave now…we will resume being our wonderful selves in no time…I promise you that!!!!

    • BB says:

      Oh, no, you are not the only one. There are at least four or five others. Lol. I’m personally a nobody on the RHONJ fan. I don’t like any of them.

    • NMhousewife (@KEGlovesNorway) says:

      I can’t stand Teresa either. I can’t stand the others for acting like idiots/famewhores/biotches, making Teresa look like a victim. So glad this season is over.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        AMEN AMEN AMEN!!!!!!! Adios lunatics…(Im talking about the Jersey women)

      • Superfly says:

        LOL, I’ll keep my opinions to myself tonight. I am so glad the season is over and am really curious who will be invited back! The one I really don’t like is Andy ๐Ÿ™‚

    • chismosa says:

      Superfly in case YOU SEE THIS. WE DO EXIST. We are here just most of us shut up on Mondays / Sundays especially since Lynn’s passing. (Well at least for me that is when it became hard to post).

      Don’t feel alone! We are minority but we are strong in our conviction! ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • Superfly says:

        Well, they are all crazy! But I think you have to be to put your life on TV, especially Bravo. This season was just so ugly, and what I don’t like about Teresa is her absolute failure to ever apologize or accept responsibility. Yes Jac is crazy, yes Caroline was a bitch, yes Melissa is no victim, yes Kathy….well, I really find nothing offensive about Kathy…and yes, I do enjoy Rich!

        • chismosa says:

          Me too, I agree with everything you said. My issue is the same with Teresa, her stubbornness verging on arrogance when it comes to her faults and many mistakes

  87. I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

    Like I said after Part 2 of the Reunion, “This Reunion was a BUNCHA B*LLSH*T!!”

    • Nancy says:

      โ€ฆand Teresa is still running to the bank.

      • NJBev says:

        Nancy.
        What Bank?
        (you say she is taking it to the bank)
        she is 11 million $$ in debt.

        I hope you’re right and she is
        paying back the $$ owes. That would be nice.

        • contessa says:

          I have no doubt there is a payment schedule after the bankruptcy was pulled off the table. That is the way it works.

        • chismosa says:

          I know everyone here always uses that expression as if its so admirable of Teresa to be getting $$ to pay back what she is LEGALLY BOUND TO PAY BACK. Haha. What else can she do? She CHOSE to marry that lump of a lazy a$$hole so she has to go out and “work” (cough cough). You know why the other ladies aren’t RUSHING to do stuff? Because they are content and satisfied in their lives. Tree HAS TO. big F-ing woop. In 5 years no one will know the name Jewdice except for law breaking news and huge troubles the daughters will be getting into (full blame lays with the parents on that). Tre will get her karma, unfortunately. I feel sort of bad for her

  88. I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

    I just thought of something. All season, during interviews, Melissa has been saying that they have dinner once a week with Joey’s parents. She just said it again on WWHL. She also said on WWHL (just like she has during interviews she’s done this season) that she and Joey’s parents get along “great,” and they never even discuss the show.

    So, why is Joey, at the Reunion, saying that Teresa “stole” his Mom & Dad? I mean, he’s seeing them every week, and, according to Melissa, they’re getting along just great. WTF?

    I mean the Reunion taping was not that LONG ago? Based on Melissa’s interviews and what she just said on WWHL, there were always family dinners and getting along at same.

    So, during what time period were Joey’s parents “stolen” by Teresa (as he alleged at the Reunion)?

    Is he NOT SEEING them every week? Is he seeing them every week, but those meetings are tense? WTF?

    Something is NOT adding up to me.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      I just tweeted this Detox…Joe said it to drum up some sympathy and drama-

    • Rebecca says:

      Do you ever feel like this is some kind of remedial show for the slow and dimwitted?

      Oy vey – that woman is stupid. She needs to jot down her lies if she can’t remember them all.

    • VV says:

      Joey Marco is being coached by his wife Medussa. She really needs to keep her lies straight but is becoming more difficult because they are too many.

      • PJ says:

        Yeah she was in college AND teaching at the same time. Don’t you have to have a teaching degree to teach? If Melissa really was teaching, going to college and “bar tending” in a strip club all at the same time, wouldn’t the school system she was teaching in have a bit of a problem with the strip club?

        • chismosa says:

          I believe she was student teaching during college, then F/T teacher right after. Nothing wrong with that IMHO

          • Rebecca says:

            No she wasn’t. She admitted she was never, ever a teacher. She gave an on-air interview saying she was never a teacher. Chris Stark posted the link.

          • Chismosa, she never taught at school, as a regular teacher. Only as a teaching assistant while she was in college….if there is proof that she taught school after graduating from college, I’d love to see it. Apparently, she met JoGo, moved in with him, and worked for JoGo (in his office, Melissa said this in an interview). She really didn’t have time to be a teacher, did she? She married JoGo & took care of her kids & helped JoGo with his business.

    • chismosa says:

      IMO Joey is referencing the overall state of his father’s and mothers attitude towards Joey and trickling, to his wife. Parents always are closest to daughter’s family anyway and i think Tre and I’m sure Joe with his outward admiration for Joey and Melissa really helped a lot in the Gorga parents not being great with J and M. I feel that the grandparents HAVE to somehow keep on touch with the grand kids I feel they are working things out NOW. BUT I certainly BUY that Joe AND Tre helped to alter the relationship of Joey an his parents. That I DO believe. Look how much Joe G just ADORES his wife’s brother & family! And sorry, but Tre DOES get influenced by her husband

      • Rebecca says:

        “Parents always are closest to daughterโ€™s family anyway ”

        No, they’re not.

        • chismosa says:

          I was generalizing, I find this to be true in certain cultures, not all –you’re right.
          IME parents feel generally closer or more comfortable , i should clarify, when their daughter has a child because that is the baby’s mother, so the one calling the main “mothering” shots if you will, is their daughter. When the son has a child, the parents of the son have to sort of step aside and let the mother of baby take over, as of course is natural. Just my experiences I’ve had with family and friends I have and friends of friends. Jmo. This then therefore lends to a closer relationship with the mother’s extended family. As they say – your son leaves you but your wife is yours forever ? Or something like that?

          • chismosa says:

            I meant ” your daughter is yours forever “. I forget how the saying goes word for word

          • I don’t know that many cultures, just mine & my husband’s which is midwestern American meets Hindu Indian and blows up. Lol not really, but sometimes! My brother takes care of my 88 year old mom. All of us daughters left town, left the state, and we only see her when we go back, which is sometimes not even once a year. That makes me sad, but I talk to my mom a couple of times a week, for hours. On my husband’s side, the sons are supposed to take care of their parents. Often, they traditionally live together (all the sons, their wives, and children, with the sons’ parents. The daughters leave the house & join their husband’s family.) If fact, the parents don’t even feel all that comfortable staying in their daughter’s home, because that’s not the tradition. Naturally, that’s all changing in these modern times, but that’s the expectation. My in-laws used to come to this country, and stay with us for 6 months at a time. Yes, it was hard for me at first, but once I got to know them, I really loved them.

            So watching these NJ maroons, it really amazes me that they 1) go on a reality show 2) are willing to expose themselves like they do 3) now I realize they are doing it for the $ and they love the attention 4) you can’t believe anything about these maroons, they all lie all the time! 5) the irritainment factor is what is, so that’s why I laugh at them! All of them….they are all ridiculous.

          • LaineyLainey says:

            The saying goes like this and you were probably thinking of this: ” A son is a son until he takes a wife. A daughter is a daughter all of her life.”

            It’s not always true, but that’s the saying, and it does turn out that way a lot of times. It depends on how close the daughter is to her family.

            • chismosa says:

              Thanks Lainey, i was too lazy to look it up this a.m.!

              BlueSky that is very interesting about the cultures with men , I have heard that to be true as well

  89. VV says:

    Brandi (RHONJ) is a Melissa fan. Just for that Un followed her on Twitter ( Sorry Jeff MTH)

    • Nancy says:

      That’s disappointing.

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      I think that’s because they all hung out when Joey and Melissa went out to L.A. Brandi would probably like Teresa if she hung out with her too. I’m not sure if Teresa and Brandi have even met yet.

      Speaking of other housewives, I just remembered that Teresa included a tweet from Nene in her blog, saying, “Didn’t Kathy talk about Teresa’s father FIRST?” or something like that. I happened to catch the end of Part 1 today, and it WAS Kathy who got that ball rolling by saying, “Teresa, you used to call me to complain about your in-laws all the time.” Then Teresa said, “You used to call me and complain about yours too and about Richie. In fact, you guys almost got a divorce….yada, yada, yada.” Kathy: “Your Mom’s a F*CKING LIAR!!!”….Rosie: “I’ma cut her F*CKING TONGUE OUT….yada, yada, yada!!”

    • NJBev says:

      wow. I mean WOW.
      mean girl much????

  90. VV says:

    A couple of tweets from kimpirella (Medussas’s sister) Makes me wonder….

    I hear you all. But let’s hear some truths! Would you all watch if everyone was just having fun with no fighting? I’d really like to know!
    Sent 52 mins ago

    Truth be told I really don’t enjoy watching this #RHONJ reunion. Who cares about who met who where and who borrowed what from whom?

  91. mrs. peabody says:

    so let me see if I got this, everyone but the snake and katfish knew something was going to happen but the only one at fault and must be hated by all is Teresa. Boy that seems a little lop-sided to me. Why didn’t wacky say something to Melissa, seems like she was setting up teresa to me. why didn’t caroline say something to melissa, seems like she was setting up teresa to. Why does Melissa only hate Teresa when Caroline and Wacky could have told her too but didn’t. Why is Katfish on this show? (Just love that name, thankyou whoever posted it on that other blog)

  92. VV says:

    Omg! JacDaniels tend to your kids and husband she’s got Twitter diarrhea again….Her tweets just might be as tortuous as the reunions!

  93. Nancy says:

    Congratulations Cityside.

  94. ramonacoaster says:

    Oh no! Jac just tweeted she wrote a blog.

  95. Rebecca says:

    LMAO

    Chris Laurita โ€@chris_laurita
    @JacLaurita is freaking out right now because the show is about to start and her cell is dead!

    I can’t – really… I just can’t.
    (Faceplants into bed)

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      Did Chris (or Jac) really just tweet that? That’s hilarious if he (or she) did.

  96. VV says:

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  97. VV says:

    Kim D tweeted:

    “For the last time!!! @Teresa_Giudice had NO clue about what I was doing. PERIOD!
    Sent 34 mins ago
    From Twitter for BlackBerryยฎ”

    • Nancy says:

      That’s true but Teresa knew something was going to be going down.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        They ALL knew something was going to happen…something always happens at the PFS and on the finale-for every franchise…

      • Cartwheels says:

        Like it always does at the PFS.

        Jac and Caro knew more than Teresa but Joey Gorga and Melissa still talk to them
        Joey Gorga apologized to Kim D. He wants to believe that his sister is guilty so he can keep promoting his wife’s signing career.

        • VV says:

          Kim D tweeted that as soon as she walked on the set Joey apologized to her to set her at ease because she knows too much about him. (I’m going by memory here but it was something to that effect)

          • chismosa says:

            Why is everyone apologizing, or reconciling or BEING NICE , ALWAYS === hiding something / afraid of something???
            For the life of me …,,,

      • VV says:

        Yes, Nancy but the guy never said to Melissa she was a stripper. All that he said was; hello, remember me? walked away from the table. Where was the set up in all of these?

  98. VV says:

    Kim D also tweeted this which is interesting because Jac tweeted tonight that Kim told her that her (Kim) and Melissa are okay.

    “@melissagorga you’re poor, you’re a sleaze, your world goes around, so long as you’re on your knees.
    Sent 40 mins ago
    From Twitter for BlackBerryยฎ”

    Jac’s tweet
    “Kim told she made up with Melissa
    Sent 1 hour ago
    From Mobile Web”

    • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

      I guess Jac THOUGHT Kim told her that when they were on the phone for 1 1/2 hours this morning.

      By that time, however, Jac was already 2 Bloody Mary’s in, and what Kim ACTUALLY said was “I can’t STAND that b*tch Melissa Gorga,” and Jac drunkenly heard, “I want a HAM sandWICH with Melissa Gorga.”

      So, when she hung up, she thought Kim and Melissa had made up and were going to do lunch.

      • VV says:

        ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

      • disgrazia4 says:

        I’m Howling!!!!! Too funny Detox lady. Oh BTW, you got a huge compliment in the group for writing the BW recaps so very well. They really are good. It’s like you’re sitting with me spilling tea or coffee clatching!! ๐Ÿ˜€

        • I Need A Housewives' Detox Program says:

          OMG!! Really, Disgrazia!! I did not think ANYBODY except for Lisa Renee (and I only found THAT out this week when she mentioned it) read my BBW recaps!! So, I just wrote with abandon, thinking, “Nobody is going to read this, but I’m just going to type the events and my opinions about them ANYWAY because I AMUSE MYSELF as I just sit here typing away!”

          Thank YOU, and please also pass my Thank You’s on to the rest of the group!! ๐Ÿ˜€ (*Waving at Disgrazia and the Group*).

          • disgrazia4 says:

            I certainly will. It was only when you got the shout out in the FB group that I realized I’d never congratulated you or praised your work to you. Forgive me. My presence there has taken away time from my presence here. You ROCK!!

  99. djprincessc says:

    Ok so I know that most of us agree that Jaq and Caroline are going to be getting REALLY bad karma/what goes around comes around for all that they have done with meddling in Teresas relationship with her brother, making up stories about Teresa, the setup, ganging up on her etc. And I am 100% team Teresa but I do think this is her Karma in a way for the Danielle gang up ….

    BUT….

    Has anyone given any thought to what Andy Cohen is going to get in return for all of this?? Without him this wouldn’t even be happening, he makes this all happen (with other producers I know) and you can tell he LOVES the fighting, hating, screaming, lies and drama. He encourages this behavior. When The Housewives franchise started with OC is was great, same thing with NY and first season Jersey but noooooooo after a couple seasons they had to turn it into women fighting, exploring them and negativity. And this is what we only see ON the show, who knows what happens behind closed doors.

    It would be wise if Mr. Cohen would take a step back and just MAYBE ponder that who knows what his karma/what goes around comes around is going to be for the whole “Real Housewives” series.

    Long rant end ๐Ÿ™‚

  100. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    A few things that have me perplexed….
    Joe Gorga said that HE came on the show to “maybe” get closer to Teresa. Why is it about HIM getting on the show? He is not a housewife is he? I believe he thinks he is.
    Joe Gorga said when he met Melissa she was a school teacher…I think we all know at this point she most certainly was not!!!
    Joe Gorga was a stripper? Really? ewww gross-most perplexing thing ever!!!!!

  101. Nancy says:

    Night night ladies.

  102. princesspindy says:

    (((NJBev)))

  103. Constance says:

    Have to say I find the insinuations in these comments that Jac is an alcoholic unkind. If she isn’t it’s just inflammatory to say , if she is an alcoholic it’s very sad.

    • chismosa says:

      C- it’s all over here. I find it kind of mean too. But in my own experience I find that people who have had drinking problems or have family members who do, tend to call out that problem very quickly on others. Usually prematurely and it’s unfounded. Talking from my own experiences.

  104. boston02127 says:

    JZ’s newsletter:

    Click on the photo below for the audio version of this newsletter. I will read it to you personally!

    Hi!!
    How are you? Boy do we have a lot of catching up to do! First, I just finished filming a SPECIAL episode of Andy Cohen’s “Watch What Happens Live” that will air TONIGHT, MONDAY, October 15th at 11:00PM EST. One Night Only. I hope you tune in! Why? I flipped the tables for a few minutes and got to ask your favorite talk show host a few questions you have been dying to ask him yourself (at least that is what you have been tweeting and emailing me for 15 months). Why did they fire me? Are they happy with the decision?

    We filmed for 45 minutes and it will be edited down to 22 minutes. I was hoping they would extend his show to one hour but it didn’t happen. It will be interesting to see what was cut out in editing. I promise you…I remember EXACTLY the entire interview and will share anything I thought was important you didn’t get to hear. I also have lots of noise in my head like ” Why didn’t I ask…? I should have followed up with …?” But as my mom said afterwards…if hindsight was 20/20 we would all be XXXX…well you know the saying is don’t you? With that being said, I have a SURPRISE!!! I asked my sister, Lisa if she would do a followup interview with me and let me talk about how I felt being with Andy face to face for the first time and bring up questions that I wanted to ask but either was afraid to or didn’t think of until it was TOO LATE!

    Since my last letter to you lots has happened. I don’t want to bore you with too many details but will give you an overview. We moved out of the Hamptons Labor Day weekend and went right into the US Open. (We saw the match where Federer lost! So upsetting.) Then it was NY Fashion Week. I hate when it all happens at the same time. I like things spread out. I went to the best part of fashion week…the gifting suites and luxury lounges.(Ok shoot me, I like free stuff…who doesn’t?) Jonathan
    (Bobby’s son) and I played golf at the Eric Trump Foundation Annual Golf Charity event that I am honored to be a board member of. After the most fun day of golf, Bobby came from the city to meet me at Trump Briarcliff for the dinner part of the event. Wait till you hear who I was sitting with. Ready? Drita (Mob wives…who I love), Carla (Mob wives…sort of quiet) and Teresa and Juicy Joe. (OMG it was right after the reunion and yes we did gossip!) Lisa Lampinelli, (former Apprentice player, comedian and yes…my friend since we both joined the Friars Club 100 years ago!) was the entertainment and we all had an amazing time raising lots of money for St. Jude Hospital. A few days later I had a photo shoot for my new Jill Zarin Jewelry line and Skweez Couture in my store, Zarin Fabrics. That is always fun…Ginger barking at everyone!

    The Jewish Holidays are always in the Fall and the time our family comes together. No matter what. My parents came up from Boca and stayed with us this time. My sister made the first meal and my Aunt Cookie made the second. I decided to start a family tree at the dinner table and that lead to me to start a FACEBOOK FAMILY group. I am happy to report over 40 people in my family have found it and hope to one day have a BIG family reunion. Bobby and I took Jonathan and Sarah to Yom Kippur services AND for the first time…I set up my computer in the living room and was able to see the LIVE FEED from our temple for the services we missed. We all sat in the living room to listen and pray. It was wonderful and I posted it on Twitter and lots of people, Jewish and non, were able to watch and listen to the prayers for the Jewish New Year. Shana Tova!

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    On September 27, 2012, I was honored at Kings of Kings in Mill Basin, Brooklyn for Woman of the Year. I was so humbled and honored to receive this from the community and was able to share it with the 500 business people who attended. What a moment.
    Two days later Bobby and I took Jonathan and Sarah (Managing Director of Jill Zarin Brands) to London (we stayed at 51 Buckingham Gate) for a week. As some of you know…we are good friends with Robbie and Ayda WIlliams. Ayda just gave birth to the most beautiful baby (well…Ally and Lila were the cutest too!) girl…Teddy. (shout out to Kelly!). I held her in my arms for 45 minutes and melted. Since we were so close to Paris (by train only 2 hours) Sarah and I hopped the train to stay with my girlfriend Tessa. She lives like a princess there with her fiance. We went to Boucheron with her to buy a bracelet worth over 150,000 EURO! They brought out the good bubbly and cookies and we tried on millions of dollars of jewels. How much fun was that! Bobby and I have always loved Europe and I did look at a few apartments near the Eiffel Tower on Ave Montaigne. We are in flux now and can go anywhere we want. Hamptons, Florida, Los Angeles…London or Paris?
    We did have one very important business meeting while there and I am thrilled to share we will be selling Skweez and JZJ (Jill Zarin Jewelry) to one of the largest retailers in the world. When the ink is dry I will shout it out from the top of the Eiffel Tower but until then it is locked in the “vault” with all the other secrets I have on all the Housewives and Hosts. (Wink wink!) After dropping a few dollars (EUROS) in the Left Bank on my honey and my Daddy at Hermes, we had lunch with Andrew Ng in his showroom after his fashion show. He has a beautiful line of clothing at Bergdorf Goodman. We ran back to the apartment, grabbed our luggage and ran to catch the train back to London. BTW…don’t forget…you need PASSPORTS to travel on trains between cities…thank goodness we had them!

    Our last night in London we split up. Bobby and the kids went to Christie’s Auction House for the very publicized James Bond 50th Anniversary Charity. Though he bid on a few items…it was a madhouse with silent bidders on the phone so without me there to push he didn’t buy anything. I went out with my girlfriends to the most amazing restaurant, Signor Sassi near Harrods. OMG…so delicious! As I was eating my last bite of dessert who shows up with umbrellas???? My Prince Charming…BOBBY! He told the cab driver he took from Christie’s to drive by our restaurant to pick me up since it was raining and nearly impossible to catch a taxi. That is the kind of man you single girls need to marry. I was shocked! (Not really knowing Bobby…but still…is he DELICIOUS??)
    Our last meal there was home cooked. My dear girlfriend Meera lives on Park Street
    (for those who don’t know…it is like 5th Avenue and 68th Street) in a gorgeous townhouse overlooking one of the few shared private gardens behind the row of houses. Neighbors like the Prince of this and exiled King of that are among her neighbors. Imagine their Sunday BBQ! “Pass the ketchup please? Ginger get over here!” Our last stop was to kiss Teddy goodbye. We took a walk around the block while she napped and then I got to give her lots of kisses and hugs. I wish I could share the photos but out of respect to my friends privacy I can’t.
    Lastly, you know how much I love to complain about airlines (or anything for that matter) but I will give credit where credit is due. We flew home on American Airlines. Bobby said the steak (First Class) was the best he ever ate. The service was outstanding. (TV selection…not too good but I watched the entire first season of HOMELAND on my iPad so I didn’t care too much.) We were first off the plane…no line at immigration and then…I was SHOCKED! Someone actually took our luggage off the carousel and it was already lined up waiting for us! We flew through security and were in our car. From the time we landed until we got into the car took 22 MINUTES! Half the time than when we arrive from Ft. Lauderdale! THANK YOU AMERICAN AIRLINES.
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    • boston02127 says:

      For such a “busy” person, I’m surprised she wants her job at Bravo back. Hahahaha

    • Eastbayca says:

      Boston, thanks for posting this…..i only got halfway through. It reads me, me, me, me, me…

    • chismosa says:

      Thanks for this, I thought the correct expression for happy new year was L’Shana Tova

      When she says on the clip ” the sound of her voice annoys me so much”. I can’t believe this is coming out of her mouth. Is she talking about Bethenny? If its a contest bw the 2 I’d take Bethenny. Though the 2 voices both annoy me, wayyyyyyyyy too Long Island and I’m from LI!

    • Maryla says:

      jeez. clearly she doesn’t have an editor in her employ. It just goes on and on and on… then I went to Hamptons. Then I watched tennis. Then I went to London. Then I went to the toilet. Then Bobby wiped my ass…. Enough already!

      Would love to know how many people click on the link to HEAR her read it aloud. Acckkkk!!! I’m running, running, running away from that link as fast as I can.

      What a name-dropping, self-aggrandizing braggart and wannabe. I think I will send Andy a sympathy card for having to sit for 45 minutes listening to that voice. Nails on a chalkboard.

      Thanks for posting, but I couldn’t make it through the whole thing. It did, however, make me recall why IHJZ!

      • chismosa says:

        Haha!

        Then I had an extra large booger in my nose so JinJaaaah was in there cleaning it up for an hour

    • JustDee says:

      Thanks Boston!
      Does Jillz not realize London and Paris are in different COUNTRIES?!? That’s why you need a passport, not to travel “city to city”. LOL.

    • Constance says:

      “Jonathan (Bobbyโ€™s son) and I played golf at the Eric Trump Foundation Annual Golf Charity event that I am honored to be a board member of. ”

      That is not a sentence.

    • Orson says:

      I just had an amusing thought. JZ griped that her 45 minutes would be edited down to 22. As Bravo/Andy isn’t going to insert a bunch of RHNY clips featuring JZ into those 22 minutes too? Maybe they’ll show the one of her having a hissy fit and walking out because her seat at some fashion show was in the second row? Or the one of her wearing an ice skating dress that a 15 year old would wear getting shouted off the ice by a coach? I’m curious to see what sort of hatchet job Bravo will do.

  105. butterisafruit says:

    OMy Gosh this woman infuriates me. I know exactly where she was she doesn’t need to keep pounding that it’s exclusive real estate. This woman doesn’t have any class whatsoever the Brits must have been rolling thier eyes. (sorry London we don’t want her either) And she’s so stupid. Yes you need your passports but in THIS case she needed it because she was going from one country to the other. …Jill you need them for Aruba TOO!!

    Thanks for posting Boston btw the pictures and comments were hilarious. You have a wonderful way of looking at things. When you do them I consider it a real treat.

  106. Unreal.
    She’s just about as exhausting to read as she is to listen to.
    Thanks, Boston, for posting! ๐Ÿ™‚

  107. Eastbayca says:

    Interesting tweet from Bethenny this morning.

    Bethenny Frankel โ€@Bethenny
    Does it ever amaze you what desperate people will do to stay relevant?

    • chismosa says:

      Go Bethenny.

      Ps right now they’re airing all very anti Jill-centric episodes. Maybe B caught 1 as well as tonight’s situation with WWH.

  108. kit9 says:

    Woo freaking hoo! All her denials and lies. It’s over. Teresa knew that Mel was the target and she knew she was being set up. Nailed! And, since Teresa sat there and heard what baldy had to say in the salon, she knew exactly HOW.

    And she did nothing. Meanwhile, when Carol, Jac, Lauren found out at the fashion show, they told Melissa. Teresa, knew that day(at least) and did nothing. Worse, as we all saw, she worked overtime trying to pad the case that Mel stripped…”but you were free nights, right?”, “but she KNEW him, she KNEW him”. And, notice the big warm smile T gives Baldy when he came up to the table to talk to Mel. It could only be described as beaming. This is a moment T had dreamed about for a long time…Mel being exposed in the most public way. And, gee, how did T just stumble upon that random girl claiming Mel was a stripper, too, at the fashion show? She’s not just going to stop and talk to some random girl on camera. Unless…..said girl ain’t so random and is going to say something T wants to hear.

    And, notice how the she made sure that the girl got out all the deets on camera before suddenly remembering that she had to pretend she didn’t want to hear it and then, and only then, did she scurry off in faux horror.

    My fav moment of the reunion has to be when her brother said that her own father said Teresa had told him Mel was a stripper. Her face, just staring blankly and blinking was freaking priceless!

    • PJ says:

      Did you not hear Kim D say that everyone except Kathy and Melissa knew? Kim D talks on the phone for an hour and a half to Jac every day; and that Teresa didn’t know what the set up was. If someone who is so sweet and innocent can’t take someone walking up to her and saying hello something is wrong.

    • Lulu says:

      Knowing that something “might” happen is not the same as knowing for sure it will. Big difference.

    • Constance says:

      True

      Kim – โ€œListen โ€“ Did she [Teresa] know something was going to go down? Yes. Did she know exactly what was going to go down? No.โ€

      I suspect Teresa had some idea of what was going down, after her afternoon at the beauty shop with the creepy guy.

  109. AZGirl says:

    Last night was crazy. I have watched Jac go down crazy lane over the past 2 seasons but last night she was really disturbing to watch. Her reaction when Joe answered Andy’s questions was just childish and rude. Chris had to keep touching her shoulder and get her to calm down. She was all over the place high and really sad to watch. Poor Chris.

    Juicy was really funny last night. The crack to Joey about paying his bills and then looking at his watch wanting to just get out of there.

    Richie is disgusting. Word.

    Melissa confirmed last night that she is the reason Teresa and her brother do not get along. How sad is that. Teresa said that they were close up until he got “a wife”. Melissa was smiling. Joey is so insecure that he is just blinded by his wife. Mel will dump Joey when the money runs out and Teresa will have her brother back.

    • Orson says:

      I took that as Teresa inadvertently admitting she’s jealous of Melissa because she stole JoGo from her. “How dare that bitch marry MY brother!” I don’t think it would have mattered who Joe married, she’d still be the bitch that stole her brother from her.

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