More on Adrienne Maloof’s Secret by NoMoreDrama
BB has captured a word by word replay of last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Thank goodness, because if we listen carefully enough, the secret has to be in there, right?
Let’s recap what we know so far. First of all what is the media saying? The media has grabbed hold of the surrogate rumor and has swallowed it, hook, line, and sinker. I think it’s a red herring. Sure Adrienne probably used a surrogate, but I sincerely doubt that she’d file a suit against Bravo to have that kept secret. If Brandi knew it – it wasn’t that big a secret because they weren’t that close. Also, Brandi made it clear that Adrienne kept telling a lie over and over again and it was making her mad so she said it out loud. There aren’t too many people that would get mad about Adrienne not wanting to tell the world that she used a surrogate.
Here are Kyle’s words from last night:“Yes, Kim told them what you said, and it’s malicious gossip,”to Brandi. I can’t imagine Kyle using the words “malicious gossip” about a surrogate. She’s be more likely to say ” private information.”
Adrienne called Brandi a liar at the party. Yet Taylor talked about people spilling each others’ skeletons (in their closets) and compared it to Camille saying on camera that Taylor was hit by her husband Russell. Camille said it was different because Adrienne wasn’t going around telling people about her secret. Well that implies that Camille didn’t know the secret – which would be strange if the secret was that Adrienne and Paul used a surrogate considering Camille has been open about her use of a surrogate.
Let’s say the surrogate secret is a red herring. What is the real secret?
Whatever it was – Paul and Brandi are now in a good place, so it wasn’t something Paul is still worried about. Paul has also made it clear that he was protecting Adrienne when he laid into Brandi. So it’s a secret that made Adrienne look bad and not Paul.
Brandi confirmed Adrienne is still rich – so it wasn’t that. It possibly could be about one of Adrienne’s business deals – like her family not owning much of the Palms Casino any longer – but I think that was fairly well known by then.
What wasn’t known was how rocky Paul and Adrienne’s marriage was. Faye has said in the media that Brandi contributed to Paul and Adrienne’s marriage falling apart. That leads me to believed that whatever Brandi said had to do with the marriage. There are rumors that they had an open marriage. But I doubt that’s what the secret is – I think it was more than that. Brandi had also said at the reunion last year that only two husbands were present in Hawaii. Technically there were three there (Mauricio, Ken, and Paul) but when corrected Brandi just shrugged with a “we all know one of these marriages is a sham” short of look.
I think the secret has to do with the rocky/sham marriage and perhaps a lover on the side. Perhaps hearing it said out loud gave Paul the nudge to file for divorce and get his life back – leading Faye to blame Brandi. Their divorce was bitter and the absolute opposite of private, and Faye is a fool for thinking Brandi could have had anything to do with the toxicity of that relationship.
I’ve told you what I think – what do you think?
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “OY, FAYE!” by BB
This is going to be a long recap. I’m going to try to include everything said by everyone so nobody has to go back to their DVR to check and recheck who said what.
While Paul and Adrienne are leaving Mauricio’s “event,” they continue to call Brandi a liar, saying screw you, saying she’s a bitch, calling her a piece of shit. Kyle is following them on their way out. In Adrienne’s talking head she says, “I am so angry that a woman could be so reckless. Brandi does not care about anybody’s reputation. Certainly not her reputation, not my reputation. She only cares about attention.”
Brandi says “I sleep ‘til three o’clock in the afternoon?” Her friend Darin says he doesn’t even know what they’re referring to.
Dwight says, “No-one should talk to a woman like that, no class.” Taylor is being dramatic holding her hands to her head and Camille is leaving to engage in some major gossip with Kyle and Kim.
Dwight again asks Taylor if she’s OK (she’s looking more upset than Brandi at the moment). Darin asks Brandi if she’s OK. Taylor asks Brandi twice if she’s OK. Brandi tells her she’s shaking right now and Taylor says, “I am too.”
Meanwhile, Adrienne is telling Kyle, “The girl is crazy. Crackpot crazy. Drug addict. She’s full of drugs. She talks about everybody else, look at her.” Paul actually smiles. Seems he’s calmed down a little. But not Adrienne. She tells Kyle, “I’m done. I’m pissed. Really, really pissed.” Kyle tells her she doesn’t blame her. Paul tells Adrienne, “Let’s go.” Adrienne’s parting shot to Kyle is “And not only that, you watch.” After the door closes, you can hear Adrienne say, “I’m effing done. She’s an effing liar.”
Kyle turns and sees Kim and whispers (or hisses), “Why did you say something?” In her talking head, Kyle says she wanted to tell to Paul and Adrienne, but not at her husband’s event. Not now. She says to Kim, “Here? Right Now?” Kim says, “She needs to know what was said. It was so unfair, she was walking over and we all knew something was said about her that she doesn’t know.” Paraphrasing here because Kim is talking so fast, but you get the gist. She didn’t want Adrienne being in that group of people when she didn’t know what they all knew had been said about her by Brandi. Kyle tells Kim it had just happened the day before, she didn’t have a chance, and didn’t know how to approach it. Kim reiterates why she did what she did and says she sorry.
Meanwhile Mauricio is with the Brandi group and tells them his event was meant to be “uneventful” and fun party and that was the intention. Darin tells Mauricio that it seemed Paul and Adrienne came there with the intent to start that war. Mauricio tells Darin he’s not sure he agrees with that and he thinks their intention was to come there to support him. Darin says they walked up to Brandi and got aggressive with her. Mauricio says that’s because they had heard some stuff that Brandi said about them at SUR.
Taylor tells Mauricio he (Mauricio) would never get in a woman’s face and call her a bitch. She says to him he would never do that in a million years. Mauricio says, “Look, whether I would do that or not, you know, probably not, but that doesn’t mean whether Paul was right or wrong.” Brandi tells Mauricio she’s sorry that happened there and it has nothing to do with him.
Camille has made her way over to join Kyle and Kim and says, “What would make Brandi even say something like that?” Kyle says “I don’t know.” Kim and Kyle say they both defended Adrienne when she said it and Kyle says she brought up the fact that Adrienne defended Brandi when she was having issues with Kim and Kyle. In her talking head, Camille keeps questioning what is going on between Brandi and Adrienne because they were getting along so well and Adrienne was the one trying to mediate with everyone when Brandi was having her troubles with Kim and Kyle. All of a sudden everything thing’s turned like a light switch.
Kyle tells Kim it’s not fair that everyone (her husband’s clients) have heard all the screaming and saying the “f’ word. Kim tells Kyle that’s the way Paul chose to handle it. Kyle and Camille both say they don’t blame Paul and he was trying to protect his wife. In her talking head, Kim she says maybe Kyle doesn’t know how to be a good friend. If she were Adrienne’s friend, she would have tried to call her too. Kyle asks Camille if she had heard something about her (Kim) at a restaurant and everybody had heard that (Kyle interjects here that “it wasn’t everybody”). Kim turns to Kyle and says “Whatever, 5 times, heard you, blah, done that!” Kyle walks off.
In Kyle’s talking head she says she’s extremely happy that her sister is sober but she doesn’t think she’s making a clear decision on wanting to all of a sudden address these issues with Adrienne.
Back to Kim, she asks Camille, “Wouldn’t you come to me and say this is what was said?” Camille says she would. Kim says Thank You. As they are walking back, they pass Kyle and Kyle tells Kim she doesn’t have to be rude to her. Kim tells Kyle she’s doing the same thing. Kyle tells Kim it was wrong to do what she did there. Kim says, “Well, that’s your feeling.”
Taylor tells Dwight she would never say the things she knows about these people. She would never ever ever talk about the skeletons in these people’s closets, but everybody seems to be happy to pull them out on everybody else.
Taylor walks up to Camille and Kyle and Camille says she feels so bad. Taylor asks her “for whom?” Camille says oh, for Adrienne. Taylor says, I know exactly what happened. Kim said something to Adrienne and Paul and then they came over to Brandi. Kyle says he got in her face, he got close, but he didn’t touch her, he was upset. Taylor says, I know, but it just made her feel (Taylor) uncomfortable. Kyle says, “It’s not about you Taylor” in her talking head. Camille is taking up for Paul saying he was upset, it was a private issue and she doesn’t think it should have been out there. Taylor says there have been plenty of things in that group about people’s private lives that shouldn’t have been talked about (referring to Camille “outing” Russell’s alleged abuse of Taylor last season at Lisa’s house).
Camille, in her talking head, says there’s a big difference between what Brandi said about Paul and Adrienne and what she said about Taylor. Camille tells Taylor she doesn’t want to go there and I think Kyle reminds Taylor she was on her side in that case too and that both instances were wrong. Taylor tells Kyle she agrees with her. Taylor finally gets Camille to agree that the group tends to brings things out that should not be brought out – to her face. But in her talking head, Camille points out that Paul and Adrienne were not walking around talking about Adrienne’s personal life to all the girls. She kept that private. But Taylor walked around telling everybody her story. There’s a big difference, Big difference according to Camille.
Kyle walks over to Brandi and announces that in all fairness, she’s just saying, it’s not fair to them (Adrienne and Paul). Brandi brings up the fact that Kim told them. Kyle says yes, Kim told them what you said, and it’s malicious gossip. Brandi says in her talking head that if she could take it back she would but it’s the truth, it’s not gossip. Brandi tells Kyle it’s not gossip, but Kyle says to her it is. Brandi tells Kyle she doesn’t know what Adrienne has done to her. Camille tells Brandi she’s never heard Adrienne say anything negative about her; at least she hasn’t to her, just know that, Brandi, with a stern look. Brandi says there so much more that people don’t know about. Camille says she doesn’t know and asks Kyle if she knows what’s going on. All of a sudden Kyle is a frozen statue while Brandi looks at her waiting for her to answer. Brandi says that should not have been told to them at a cocktail party and Kyle agrees, but that’s what Kim did.
Darin says he thinks they need a glass of wine or something and Brandi says they need to go. Camille shakes her head like yes, you do. Brandi hugs Taylor and leaves. Whew, I’m tired already and I’m only 10 minutes into the show.
At Lisa and Ken’s, there is work being done on the front gate of their mansion. Their friend Martin shows up to see Ken. Ken is being the worst patient in the world and keeps calling Lisa about his tea and biscuits. He wants Lisa to come up and wait on him. Lisa asks Ken if he’s winding her up. Martin asks Ken how he’s feeling and he says he’s feeling better than he thought he would. Ken tells Martin he likes to wind Lisa up. Lisa shows up with some flowers from Mrs. Cibrian. Lisa says she thinks it must be Brandi and not Leann Rimes. Ken keeps winding Lisa up with his requests for more tea.
Kim and her daughters Kimberly and Brook are at the pilates studio. In Kim’s talking head, she says she feels bad about what went on at “Maurice’s” party, but in her opinion, she believes Kyle started the whole thing at SUR when she asked Brandi what went down between her and Adrienne. Kim says, “Let’s take a match to a firecracker and light it. Why ask Brandi that question? When you lit the fuse with Brandi, she did exactly what you knew she’d do. And I told Adrienne what she needed to know, what she needed to hear because it was important.”
Kimberly asks Kim what she’s going to do when she’s in Vegas. She says she will do lots of spa treatments and do the dinner with Chad. Her son Chad is going to Vegas for his 21st birthday. The pilates instructor says Vegas sounds dangerous and Kim says honestly she’s scared and she would never go to Vegas if it weren’t Chad’s birthday. She’s called around and found meetings she can go to and she can even have meetings in her room there. Kimberly tells Kim she has faith in her and that she will do fine. Kim says she doesn’t want to let them down or herself down.
Mauricio and Kyle have a talk about her upcoming dinner party with the girls to show off her new dining room. When she mentions that Brandi will be coming, Mauricio sneers (he actually sneers) and tells Kyle what Brandi has done and said about Paul and Adrienne was just uncalled for and so disgusting that quite honestly he’s pissed. He thinks Brandi’s disgusting and he can’t believe Kyle invited her. Mauricio says Brandi lies and she’s a gossip girl and that’s the truth. Kyle tells Mauricio she already invited them before this happened and wants to know what she’s supposed to do – call her up and say she’s uninvited? In her talking head, Kyle says it’s rare for Mauricio to get that upset about something but he doesn’t know Brandi and he knows and cares about Paul and Adrienne. Kyle tells Mauricio she’s trying to stay out of it even though she told Brandi how she felt about what she said and did.
Kyle tells Mauricio that Brandi feels bad about what she said and Mauricio says that’s the problem with Brandi. She says whatever comes in her mind and she doesn’t think about it first, then she says she’s sorry like that’s OK and that’s not cool. It’s gossip, it’s shit. It’s all bullshit, that’s how Mauricio feels about it. Kyle says whoever doesn’t feel comfortable coming won’t come. Mauricio says he doesn’t know what to tell Kyle, he’s not happy with Brandi and he’s put up with a lot of shit that she’s said about Kyle. Kyle asks Mauricio what should she do since she’s already invited her. Mauricio says he and Kyle have too much class to “uninvite” somebody and he gets it. Kyle says in her talking head that she’s so fortunate that Mauricio is so supportive of her and even though she knows he’s against it, he’s always very understanding and gets her position. They talk about maybe one day Adrienne and Brandi will make up.
Kyle and her good friend Faye are having lunch. She invites Faye to her dinner party to show off her dining room. They discuss the Adrienne/Brandi problem and Kyle says Faye has formed an opinion about it. Faye has not gotten past the Kyle/Brandi argument even though Kyle has. Kyle mentions to Faye that she has told Brandi that Adrienne was her defender when she and Kyle were having their problems. Faye tells Kyle it was good that she brought that up. Faye is sure that Adrienne is not a liar like Brandi said. Adrienne has never lied to Faye. Faye, in her talking head, says Brandi goes around tearing everything apart that comes in her path. She brings up Brandi calling Kim a meth addict and she doesn’t understand that kind of mentality. They talk about how Brandi is a mean girl because she likes to pull things out of her bag of tricks. Kyle says these are not mean girls, these are like Pit Bulls. They laugh hysterically.
At Villa Rosa, Lisa’s mansion, Scheana, the Villa Blanca server who had the affair with Eddie Cibrian, Brandi’s ex, has brought over food from the restaurant. Lisa tells her she’s expecting Brandi any minute so she needs to skedaddle. Scheana asks if it would be alright to talk to Brandi to try to clear the air and Lisa tells her it’s not a good time to do that.
There is a short scene with Yolanda working out with her personal trainer. Yolanda wants her marriage to David to last longer than any of his other marriages. She says she will have to make it 25 years to beat the 20 years he was married to one of his exes. She believes exercise is the key to staying fit and young. She looks amazing by the way. Moving on.
Brandi arrives at Lisa’s. Lisa has been on the wrong side of Adrienne and she says it’s not a place you want to be. She’s concerned about the way Brandi is going to handle this. So they go over what went on at the “event.” Brandi is not mad at Kim for telling Adrienne and Paul even though it probably wasn’t the right place and time. She tells Lisa she tried to stand up for herself, but her mind was a jumble. She feels sorry for what she said, but they’ve just treated her so badly and people don’t know what they’ve done to her. Lisa asks her why is she saying they treated her so badly, where is it coming from. She tells Brandi she’s been the victim of Adrienne’s bullshit. Brandi says Adrienne’s put out stories about her saying that she’s partying too hard. Lisa asks her how she knows it was them. Brandi says it’s not difficult to figure it out. She says “I do know, I’ve contacted different tabloids.”
In her talking head, Brandi says “It’s really funny the day after Adrienne is screaming in her face that she’s a bad mother and she sleeps until 3PM, it appears at Radaronline the next day. Really?” Lisa tells Brandi about what kind of place she’s in with Adrienne. Brandi says to Lisa, “You’re you.” Adrienne has apologized to Lisa and does Lisa liker her? No, but she doesn’t hate her either. Lisa is indifferent to Adrienne. Lisa is polite to Adrienne but she sees who she is now. She sees very clearly who she is. Brandi tells Lisa Paul and Adrienne can “eff off.”
In Lisa’s talking head, she says something to the effect that it’s obvious Adrienne is feeding Radaronline some of this bullshit. She tells Brandi she can’t let this eat her alive and it will pass. Brandi says something about them not being good people and the money and power they have is scary. Lisa asks Brandi what power they have. Brandi says it’s been one day and there’s a story in the press. Lisa says so what? Brandi says she knows the things she knows. She doesn’t want them to keep coming at her because she fires back and it’s going to get ugly. Lisa says it’s already gotten ugly. Brandi says it can get worse, trust her.
Brandi goes to visit Ken. They dance around and Ken shows her his scar. Moving on.
It’s finally time for Kyle’s dinner party. The dinner will be four courses. Glenn, Kyle’s caterer, tells her they are doing a marscapone ricotta ravioli with brown butter and sage. I’m not sure what else they are having and I don’t really care. Taylor arrives first. Marisa Zanuck arrives second. She’s finally making an appearance. I hope she’s more interesting than Pam Dana was last season. Camille arrives next, then Lisa. She picks up a bloody ginger pomegranate drink on her way in. Faye arrives and then, last but not least, Brandi, who is understandably nervous whether the situation is of her own making or not. Kyle greets her at the door very friendly like.
While they are standing around, they talk about their height. I think Brandi says something inappropriate because Lisa says there you go again, but at least nobody is gasping or clutching their pearls. Brandi and Marisa seem to be getting to know each other talking about their kids. Wow, Marisa is so short standing next to Brandi.
Time to eat. I was expecting Kyle’s dining room to be much bigger. It’s very nice, but I wouldn’t describe it as fantastic (Mauricio’s description). I love the fireplace, the chandelier, and the flowers are gorgeous, but I’m personally not crazy about the furniture. Kyle has planned the seating for the women and they all look for their place cards.
Kyle says she’s been waiting for her dining room to be done for a long time and she raises her glass to Faye for making it so beautiful. They mention that Yolanda is away at Donna Summer’s funeral. For those keeping a timeline, Donna Summer’s funeral was held on May 23, 2012 (A Wednesday). Kyle mentioned that her dinner party was on a Friday night when she invited Faye. Kyle then explains about Kim being in Las Vegas and about how she was not invited. She goes into the long drawn out explanation about how she didn’t know about it until she called to invite Kim to the dinner party and Kim was a little upset. Faye tells her not to get her feelings hurt; Kim’s been distant in her recovery and everything.
Then Kyle says she thinks they all know why Adrienne chose not to make it. Brandi asks why Adrienne didn’t come because she told Kyle she would take a pass if Adrienne wanted to come. Kyle says she thinks it too new. Brandi says she would rather Adrienne had come rather than her because all the women are closer to Adrienne than Brandi. Camille says she hasn’t even spoken to Adrienne, but Kyle says she has. Camille asks if she’s OK and Kyle says she’s upset. She’s angry and upset. Marisa asks what happened. And Kyle says wow, where do we begin? So Brandi tells Marisa she has a lot of issues with Adrienne; she compulsively lies, she lied about a book deal. Lisa says she doesn’t have a book deal. Kyle says she actually does, and Brandi shakes her head and says she doesn’t.
Faye asks Brandi if she has an investigator out there and Brandi says no her book agent. Kyle says she knows Adrienne has a book deal but tells Brandi that’s what she doesn’t get, that part. Brandi says the second she told them about her book deal, Adrienne said she had a book deal and that she’s so competitive. Brandi says so like, why couldn’t Adrienne just let her have that little thing. In her talking head Brandi says Adrienne doesn’t want her friends to do well, she doesn’t even know if Adrienne has girlfriends. She doesn’t think you could get 10 people in a room who love Adrienne. Back at the dinner table, Brandi says Adrienne has a gazillion dollars and all these other things. Kyle says Adrienne did have a book deal but she didn’t let Brandi have her moment. Brandi says Adrienne may have bought one since Ojai, which makes Lisa cringe. Kyle says she doesn’t think you can buy a book deal. Faye tells Brandi that comment was so over the top. Brandi tells Faye she’s not going to get into it with her because she doesn’t know her that well. Faye says Brandi doesn’t know her at all, and Brandi says I know. Brandi says Adrienne has been horrible to her, and that’s just the way it is.
Kyle tells Brandi they are going to have many occasions to celebrate where they are going to be put into positions and the sooner they fix it the better. Kyle doesn’t know if Brandi or Adrienne care to do it, but she considers herself Adrienne’s and Brandi’s friend and she doesn’t want to be put into that position. Faye asks Brandi what was done to her that she is so upset about and does she not want to share it. Brandi says she can tell them but it’s hard to explain and it’s something between her and them. Brandi doesn’t want to involve them too much, but Kyle says they are already involved. Brandi is not asking any of them to take sides but she has been treated very poorly by Adrienne because she didn’t take her side on certain situations and she decided Brandi was enemy number 1.
Faye accuses Brandi of making random allegations. Brandi says Adrienne called her before the reunion and wanted her to meet her at the Polo Lounge to talk about tomorrow. Adrienne wanted Brandi to be on “their” side because they were going after Lisa. Brandi says the second she crossed Adrienne, she came after her full force and it wasn’t pretty. Faye says “right.” Brandi says she’s not that person, she’s not going to take sides, she makes her own decisions and makes her own choices. In a talking head, Lisa doesn’t understand why this is any of Faye’s business. She’s obviously gotten the lowdown from Kyle and is once again speaking on her behalf. Flashback to the “Dinner From Hell” at Camille’s house.
Brandi asks Faye why she’s so interested and Faye says she’s known Adrienne for probably 25 years, she knows her brothers, who were dating her step-daughters. Faye asks if Brandi has called Adrienne and apologized. Brandi says no and Adrienne hasn’t called her to apologize either. In her talking head, Brandi says she doesn’t know Faye from Adam, it’s none of her business and she should just STFU. Faye asks Brandi if she doesn’t want to be the bigger girl. Brandi says it’s too soon (or something like that). Faye tells Brandi it would be really nice. Brandi says it’s just too soon, she doesn’t even know what to say to them. Kyle says in her TH that the more time Brandi waits the worse the problem gets. Kyle, Faye and Camille gang up on Brandi and all tell her at the same time that if she regrets what she said, why can’t she pick up the phone and apologize, send flowers, that’s a great idea, etc. Brandi responds that Adrienne hasn’t picked up the phone and apologized to her. Kyle tells Brandi who cares, it doesn’t matter, just fix things.
Kyle asks if this has been weighing heavy on Brandi’s heart. Brandi says it has. Lisa pipes up and asks Kyle what about the argument Kyle had with Brandi. She wasn’t sending flowers the next day. Kyle holds her finger up and says Lisa, Lisa. Lisa asks her not to point her finger at her Kyle says she’s not. Lisa asks Kyle why Brandi should send Adrienne flowers. Kyle responds and says “I know you don’t like Adrienne.” Lisa says that’s not fair and Kyle says that must be why she’s defending Brandi. Lisa says no, no, no, no. Adrianne accused Lisa of something and apologized for it. That’s all it is. Kyle is saying Lisa is not over it. Lisa asks why she should be over it. She’s chosen to move on and to be polite and civil and when she heard them say Brandi should send her flowers, she was not agreeing with it.
Faye says forget the flowers, send her an orchid. Brandi says she’s not sending her anything. Faye says OK, then you’re really not sorry. In her talking head, Kyle says when you say something like Brandi did about somebody’s family, it’s going to get ugly and Brandi knows it. Brandi tells Faye she is sorry but she’s not sending Adrienne flowers. They have other issues and it’s just too soon. Faye says “Well, clear them up.” In her TH, Faye says the only way she will ever think Brandi’s sorry is if she stops attacking people. At the table, Brandi says she doesn’t need to answer to Faye, she doesn’t need to answer to these people about why she has issues with someone. It’s not their business. Faye says it’s everybody’s business at this point. Brandi says no it isn’t. Marisa says she kind of agrees with Brandi. Brandy says thank God. In her talking head, Brandi says thank God someone at the table is defending her because she’s now alone. She doesn’t even know Marisa, but now she’s thinking she might be cool.
Faye tells Marisa she doesn’t even know Brandi. Brandi tells Faye she doesn’t know her either. Marisa tries to explain why she thinks Brandi is right, but Faye cuts her off. Faye tells Brandi that she sees a lot of really cruel behavior from her and she just doesn’t understand it. (Lisa’s about had enough of Faye.) She tells Brandi she thinks she attacks people a lot and she thinks she needs a lot of attention. Brandi says OK, you don’t know me. Faye tells Brandi she says things that are hurtful. She thinks Brandi’s been hurt a lot and she viciously attacks people. Brandi says she does not viciously attack people. Faye says she does, she viciously attacked Adrienne. Brandi says she does not viciously attack people for no reason. She will come back at you, she’s not a wallflower. Faye says now Brandi will start attacking her because she’s being honest and truthful with her. Brandi tells Faye she’s doing what she’s doing for attention. Faye tells Brandi, “Don’t say lies.” Brandi says, “Don’t say lies?” Faye says no, you spew lies, like you did with Kim. Brandi tells Faye she and Kim are fine and to “walk away.” Faye says, “Darling, really? Brandi says “Yeah.” Fay says, “You’re wrong. Kim and you are not fine. Calling her a meth head? You just throw things out there at random where you know you get backed into a corner and you just say things.” At this point Brandi stands up with wine in hand and announces she’s going to leave. Faye says she can’t wait to hear what Brandi is going to say about her now. Brandi tells Faye she doesn’t care about her as she walks into the kitchen. Faye says, “I’m sure you don’t, love.” Kyle says “Shit.”
There you have it. That’s what happened. I have many opinions about this episode, but since it’s 2:23 a.m., I just don’t have the energy to express them. Maybe tomorrow (or later today) right along with the rest of you. Oh, look at the picture where Brandi is leaving the dinner party. Where’s Lisa?
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills by Boston
Boston is on a break from school and back to watching the shows. Yay! I’ve missed her photos.
Even Albie Manzo Loves the Spoof Photos of Caroline!!
Translation – This is a Real Christmas Card (and it sure looks like it is one sitting on his keyboard.
Perez Hilton calls Bethenny his Favorite Housewife and Adds to the Rumors of a Possible Spit with Jason by NMD
Yes, that’s right. Perez called Bethenny our ‘fave” housewife before speculating that spotting her alone in the airport in NYC was somehow a reflection of her marriage going splitsville. I’m more surprised by the “fave” than the rumor – after all Perez is the cockroach that spilled that Bethenny was pregnant. I just traveled to DC alone. I don’t want to burst a juicy gossip bubble, but people do travel without their spouses quite often. In fact it seems rather sexist to me to expect Bethenny to always travel with her family. She’s a businesswoman. How many businessmen travel with their families? What else you got Perez? We already know that the rumors you tried to spread about Bethenny and Andy Cohen being on the outs were completely false.
Tuesday Night Lineup December 18th by BB
8PM – NCIS (CBS); WWE Super Smackdown (USA); Holmes on Holmes (DIY); Chuck’s Eat Street (8:30 PM Cook); It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas (CW); Dear Santa (Lifetime); A Charlie Brown Christmas (ABC); Deck The Halls (FX); Home Alone (Family); A Christmas Carol (AMC)
9PM – The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills First Look (9:48PM BRAVO); NCIS LA (CBS); The Voice Live Finale (NBC); Happy Endings/Don’t Trust The B (ABC); Storages Wars (A&E); Little People Big World (TLC); Tia and Tamera (Style); Infamous 911 Calls (E!); Ink Master (Spike); Hardcore Pawn (truTV); Mankind The Story of All of Us (History); Dangerous Grounds (Trvl); Doomsday Preppers (NatGeo)
10PM – Million Dollar Decorators (Bravo); Vegas (CBS); Private Practice (ABC); Storage Wars Texas (A&E); My Three Wives (TLC); Chicagolicious (Style); Zombie Apocalypse (Discovery); E! Investigates (E!); Ink Master (Spike); Caught Red Handed (truTV); In The Bedroom with Dr. Laura Berman (OWN); NFL Road Tested (Trvl); Chopped (Food); Nightmare Next Door (ID); I Hate My Bath (DIY); Ramsay’s Cookalong: Christmas (BBC)
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