Brandi Glanville says she Thinks LeAnn Rimes is Insane and other Gossip by NoMoreDrama
Brandi Glanville did not disappoint on Watch What Happens Live last night. While she refused to answer guest Hoda’s question about the “big secret”, she did something better. Host Andy Cohen first asked Brandi about all the interviews LeAnn Rimes has been giving lately, and then asked “Do you think LeAnn is….” Brandi said flatly. “Insane.” Yes I do.” Then she told Andy that her five year old son told her that WWHL was LeAnn’s favorite show, and she and Andy waved hi. Later in the show Andy read a text from LeAnn “Wow the texts from my friend. KISSES and KMA” explaining that KMA meant Kiss my ass.
More on Melissa’s Ex “Bulldog”
Yesterday morning’s blog had a whole lot of tweets and backstory about Melissa Gorga’s ex-boyfriend Bulldog. He was busy on twitter yesterday with a few new tidbits that I thought I’d bring over to the blog. I sense he’s looking to tell his story. I’m sure someone is willing to pay for it.
“Let me set something straight I don’t Hate anyone, it’s not in my heart TODAY! Like I said if confronted I will just tell the TRUTH! ;)” (This one sounds like an invitation to the NJ producers to set up a “confrontation”)
“Hmmm I just found some ingesting pictures with dates on them.. Hmmm” (I hope he meant interesting. If Mel was ingesting something – nevermind…)
“Man talk about the possibility of the “perfect storm” coming..”
“I’d be very nice to me if I was that Someone lol”
“Right now there thinking how dare he lol but it’s ok when you do the dirty work to others right!? lol no one knows better than I do..”
“Have you ever heard the saying ” a taste of your on Medicine” lol I have..”
Big Brother Wedding Bells
It’s official. Big Brother has now produced more successful relationships than the dating series The Bachelor / Bachelorette. First we had Rachel and Brendan tie the knot, and this weekend it was Danielle Denato and Dominic Briones, who met on Season 13 of the show. You can read about their wedding here. Although I watch Big Brother, I had to jog my memory a little to remember Dominic. From what I remember he and Danielle became friends in the house, and she went against her alliance and tried to save him – and then sulked until she was evicted. Danielle is easier to remember. She played the game twice, both times with her estranged dad Evel Dick, Dick won his first time around with the help of some twists – but left the game voluntarily the second time right at the beginning. The article I read on Danielle’s wedding didn’t mention if Dick attended, but Brendan and Rachel did. There was also no mention of the “sweetheart” BB couple, Jordan and Jeff, who were also on Season 13.
RHOBH “Home Is Where the Art Is” by BB
Without doing a blow by blow account of the remaining Moroccan restaurant scene, I’m just going to hit the highlights. It all boils down to Mauricio calling Brandi out, Brandi defending herself, Ken defending Brandi, and Taylor still thinking she’s relevant to the show. Here goes:
Maur-icky-o tells everyone he’s never been sued, but the three or four times he has been sued, he just picked up the phone and took care of it. So has he ever been sued or not?
After Brandi tells Maur-icky-o to STFU, he keeps talking to her and Kyle leans over and tells him she wants him to stop this. He tells Kyle (not Brandi) he’s sorry.
Marisa thinks everyone should back off of this battle and leave it to Brandi and Adrienne.
Ken thinks that the Maloof family, with everything behind them, threatening a single mother is wrong.
After Brandi leaves to go to the restroom, Kyle says she’s no longer going to make any effort to try to bring people together and everybody can F**k off. (First hair flip).
Kim, who keeps adjusting her boobage, has been a single mom a long time and you learn not to say things about people or you jeopardize your job. To whose job is she referring?
Taylor is telling Camille that what she’s experienced is 10 times worse than anyone else and Yolanda tells her she’s talking nonsense. Taylor talks smack about Yolanda’s husband David and his former marriage. What that has to do with anything I don’t know. I think everyone is pretty much over Taylor and her sob story. (I can’t wait to read Yolanda’s blog about this.)
Kyle tells someone across the table that “It’s not about the surrogacy.” She says it twice.
Yolanda thinks the guys should stay out of it and both she and Lisa think Brandi could get her point across better if she could calm down and take a deep breath and not lose it.
When Kim takes Maur-icky-o’s side, he tells her it’s the first time he’s agreed with her in two years. That’s kind of sad.
When everyone is leaving, Maur-icky-o tells Brandi it’s not personal. I’d hate to be on the receiving end of Maur-icky-o’s ire when it’s personal, then. He admits he doesn’t know the whole story. Ken says it’s a typical man thing (not to get the whole story). Kyle tells Ken her husband is anything but a typical man. In the limo, Lisa tells Ken it’s funny how quickly things can change.
Paul and Adrienne have been taking some time from the Brandi toxicity and getting fresh air in New York. They go for drinks at Kyle and Maur-icky-o’s. Did anyone notice how Adrienne gave Maur-icky-o a good once over when he greets her at the door? Adrienne can’t understand why Brandi won’t contact her directly and she’d rather move on. Is it normal to threaten people with lawsuits when you want to move on? Wouldn’t that drag things out?
Yolanda sometimes helps her ex Mohammed decorate the properties he develops. I like that she uses the term decorate instead of design. She’s not designing his spaces, she’s decorating them. She thinks it’s important that David, Mohammed, and her get along for the sake of the kids. Mohammed tells her he wants to hire her to do his next project and she tells him he can’t afford her.
Kim has a psychic who tells her that her future grandkids are playing in her bedroom and there is also a woman who isn’t her mom sitting on the end of her bed. She also has an open portal in her house. Moving on.
Kyle and Fayke Resnick go manikin shopping for Kyle’s new store. It takes a lot of thought and hard work to figure out what kind of manikins should go into your store. (Kyle does a pose on the floor (not the splits) and flips her hair again.)
Brandi goes to dinner with Marisa, her husband Dean, and her brother Paul. It’s awkward when Marisa says Dean is not her type and she married opposite of what she was normally interested in. Brandi feels a little sorry for Dean. Dean produces independent films and Marisa would rather he do studio films to make more money. Brandi is going to host a class in Vegas and asks Marisa to go. Lisa is in and Yolanda has also been asked to go.
There is a gallery opening in BH by artist Daniel Maltzman. Brandi and her friend Jennifer arrive and look great. Yolanda and Lisa both look stunning. Taylor, her friend, and Marisa all arrive looking very nicely decked out. But what the crap was Kyle thinking? She looks ridiculous in a hideous striped dress and headband around her long wavy hair. Calling Rachel Zoe; calling Brad Goreski. Kyle and Kim Richards need styling help – STAT! While you’re at it you could tell Marisa she doesn’t need to wear ALL her jewelry at one time in her talking heads.
Yolanda likes one of the artist’s paintings. She doesn’t want to pay $14,000 but wants it for a father’s day present for David. She ends up paying $8,000 for it. Good negotiation skills, Yolanda.
Too bad Taylor can’t make it to Brandi’s gig in Vegas. She will be busy doing PSA’s for a Denver domestic violence organization. Her lawyer/lover/boyfriend is from Denver, isn’t he?
Kyle will be going to Vegas because she really doesn’t want to miss an opportunity to gather as much gossip as possible and to stir up some controversy. Maur-icky-o arrives, tells Kyle she looks great, then quickly disappears. Kyle’s niece Paris (who?) is there. Big whoop.
Marisa talks to Taylor about getting married too young and missing out on her 20’s. Brandi thinks Dean loves Marisa more than Marisa loves Dean and she’s missing something.
Maur-icky-o tries to impress Ken with a bottle of gin and Lisa and Ken blow him off by telling him they have to leave to go have dinner with Rick and Kathy Hilton. He runs to his momma Kyle to tell her about it and Kyle also blows him off and tells him to run along. Poor Maur-icky-o is just not feeling the love lately.
Vanderpump Rules by Jenifer Freeman
For the third installment of Vanderpump Rules, the girls begin with Stassi complaining about how unhappy she is while her BFFs Katie and Kristen try to downplay the situation by telling her that when the storm dies down, they will be riding off into the sunset. For once, Stassi comes off as the more level-headed one as she tells the girls they need to hear her – she’s UNHAPPY. Ironically, it seems to be contagious as Kristen finds out at a photo shoot that one of the fellow models was a former roommate/porn star/lover of her boyfriend of Tom. Although it was years ago – and long before she entered the picture – she is sickened by the revelation and totally uncomfortable in the situation.
Later, at Sur, we see Jax lamenting over the hassles of break-ups and the divvying up of the dog, couch, etc. He swears he will not live with a girlfriend again until he is married. Kristen shows up relaying her “introduction” to Cassandra, Tom’s former fling, but Tom is less than sympathetic as he questions why in the world she would have even asked the girl about the extent of the fling since it was so long ago. Kristen storms off until boss Lisa tells her to leave personal life problems at home and to pull it together and tend to her tables. While this is logical advice, it seems laughable considering they are on camera on Bravo, but are rarely actually waiting tables. The show revolves around their drama, plays up the drama and sex between the employees at Sur, and yet admonishes them for bringing it to Sur?!? Not likely.
The next scene Kristen is confronting Stassi about rumors that she’s sleeping with Frank, another bartender at Sur. While Stassi doesn’t fully admit anything, she does concede that they’ve been hanging out a lot. She then is completely distressed about being torn between Frank and Jax. When asked who she should pick, Kristen plays Sweden and says she has no idea what she should do, but in the individual interview states flippantly that this Frank business is a joke and he’s just taking advantage of Stassi’s vulnerability. Later, we see Scheana getting training on the Sur menu seemingly very committed to her new job. Boss Lisa confronts Tom Sandoval about the previous drama with Kristen during a shift. She warns him to leave it at home. Again, it’s a little ridiculous because if they leave all their personal drama out of Sur, there would be no show.
Next, we see Jax whining to Kristen about the Frank/Stassi developments. He asks if they plan on going to Supperclub later, and they say no, but Stassi and Frank are going, so Jax feels the urge to make an appearance as well. The club kicks off with Stassi and Frank taking shots and making out on the dance floor. Following several more shots, Frank begins taking some shots at Jax’s expense liking saying he should send Jax a thank you note. As he makes a break for the bathroom, an annoyed Stassi retorts that if she wanted a drunk juvenile, she would’ve stayed with Jax. With impeccable timing,
Jax arrives while Frank is still MIA, and pleads his case to Stassi saying he is determined to win her back. Teary, she is torn and says she doesn’t know what she wants. He convinces her to leave with him. Much to Frank’s dismay, she does, leaving a drunk and jealous Frank.
The next morning, Kristen and Katie arrive at a distraught Stassi’s apartment. With Frank and another friend, Stassi relates to them that the lying Jax got a girl pregnant in Vegas two months ago. Flip-flopping between suspicion of Frank’s motives for suddenly divulging this information and complete shock, Kristen and Katie skate on thin ice with Stassi, who threatens them they’d better not take up for him even one more time.
Later, when Stassi fails to report to work, Lisa pulls her off the schedule for that night’s shift and the entire following week and replaces her with none other than Scheana, which is sure to rock that boat. Lisa reasons she will get the message as soon as she sees that Scheana replaced her.
Meanwhile, Stassi treats everyone to Jax’s Cristal champagne, as Katie cringes behind her (knowing it will infuriate Jax when he finds out, yet not having the guts to speak up.) Later, Jax returns to the empty yet trashed apartment and realizes Stassi drank his $600 of champagne. He is furious with Frank who he thought was his friend for telling Stassi any such thing. He completely denies the pregnancy rumor as well as all cheating allegations. He packs his stuff and heads out with Tom to stay over at Tom and Kristen’s.
In the last montage of previews, we see that the clip in last week’s episode of guys fighting in a parking lot is in fact Jax and Frank over the beloved Stassi, of course. While this episode certainly offered plenty of drama, it seemed to offer a lot more substance than last week. We got to see the resident bitch Stassi broken-hearted in a very human way, which was refreshing from last week’s junior-high reminiscent cat fights – a definite improvement. Hopefully, we’ll get to know some of the other cast members as well! J
Watch What Happens Live by BB
Guests: Hoda Kotb and Brandi Glanville
Andy is wearing glasses. They have a Beverly Hills manikin who didn’t get hired for Kyle’s store as the bartender. They talk about the inauguration and how great Kelly Clarkson’s performance was and how great the First Lady looked, blah, blah, blah.
Brandi thought Kyle’s outfit at the art gallery was something her daughter should have been wearing. Ouch.
It’s not hot for a guy (Vanderpump rules) to wear concealer per Brandi. That’s not done in LA.
Poll question: Whose side are you on? Ken or Mauricio?
Hoda wants to know what was said by Brandi (so does everybody else). Andy tells her they’ll talk about it later.
They spoof Vanderpump Rules by showing Vanderdolls Rules. I guess it was funny.
Andy thinks it’s so hilarious that Brandi asks Scheana to get her some bread or a drink whenever she sees her. Andy tells Brandi she kind of infers in her book that Leann is Eddie’s sugar mamma. Brandi says it’s kind of true. Hoda repeats the saying “The way you got him is the way you’ll lose him.” Leann thinks Brandi is insane. Brandi knows Leann watches WWHL because her youngest son Jakie saw a picture of Andy and told Brandi that it’s Leann’s favorite show and she watches it all the time.
Brandi was definitely surprised by the way Mauricio acted at the dinner and had never seen that side of him before.
Brandi doesn’t know if it’s true Adrienne and Sean Stewart are dating, but hopes it’s not true because it’s a little frightening.
Hoda just had dinner with Bethenny last week and she’s doing OK. Hoda broke up with her boyfriend and is not dating anyone.
Andy asks Brandi to give a pole-dancing demonstration and they get Albie Manzo from the audience to sit in her seat to watch. Brandi stands up there but doesn’t dance because she says there’s not enough room. Not surprisingly Andy is more disappointed than Albie.
Leann Rimes tweeted in something like: Kisses and Kiss My Ass.
Ken predictably wins the poll 76%.
Tuesday Night Lineup, January 22nd by BB
8PM – The Taste (ABC); Hart of Dixie (CW); Betty White’s Off Their Rockers (NBC); Raising Hope/Ben and Kate (Fox); Pioneers of Television: Peyton Place/Dallas (PBS); The Ultimate Fighter (FX); Pretty Little Liars (Fam); Totally T-Boz (TLC); Dual Survival (Disc); Dateline on ID (ID); Holmes Inspection (DIY); The Bad Girls Club Atlanta (Oxyg)
9PM – Dance Moms (Life); Emily Owens MD (CW); Go On/New Normal (NBC); New Girl/Mindy Project (Fox); Abolitionists: American Experience (PBS); The Lying Game (Fam); The Sisterhood (TLC); Dual Survival (Disc); Face Off (SyFy); E! Special: Real-World Dominant and Submissives (E!); Wild Deep (Anpl); Hard Core Pawn (truTV); Edge of America (Trvl); Doomsday Preppers (NatGeo); Nightmare Next Door (ID); Ramsay Behind Bars (BBC)
10PM – Private Practice (ABC); Parenthood (NBC); American Supernanny (Life); Frontline: Wall Street Execs avoiding prosecution for fraud (PBS); Justified (FX); White Collar (USA); Snooki & JWOWW (MTV); House Hunters (HGTV); Africa (Disc); Total Blackout (SyFy); Cougartown (TBC); The Joe Schmo Show (Spike); Our America with Lisa Ling (OWN); Chopped (Food); Diggers (NatGeo); Unearthing Ancient Secrets (Sci); Redrum (ID); I Hate My Kitchen (DIY); Wild Things (BBC)
11PM – WWHL: Kristen Johnston and Luke Perry (Bravo)
Note: There is a new reality show premiering tonight. It’s called “The Taste” on ABC at 8PM. This description is quoted from the ABC.com website:
“One blind spoonful could change everything on ABC’s “The Taste.” This new cooking competition show is literally all about taste.
Sixteen competitors, from pro chefs to home cooks, whip up dishes attempting to impress four of the world’s most notable chefs. The catch is all the dishes will be judged in a blind taste test. In this pressure-packed contest, the taste of a single spoonful can catapult a contender to the top or send him packing.
“The Taste” features no-holds barred chef Anthony Bourdain, British food star Nigella Lawson, expert chef and author Ludo Lefebvre and restaurateur Brian Malarkey. Each of the four culinary superstars and “Taste” mentors – Bourdain, Lawson, Lefebvre and Malarkey – will coach a team of four competing pro and amateur cooks chosen from a nationwide casting call as they vie to create the best tasting dish.
In each episode, the groups will face team and individual challenges with a variety of culinary themes through several elimination rounds. At the end of each episode, the mentors will have to judge the competitors’ dishes blind, with no knowledge of whose creation they’re sampling, what they’re eating, how it was prepared or whom they could be eliminating.” Sounds interesting.