Brad Goreski runs into Taylor at Barneys and Other News by NoMoreDrama
Brad Goreski runs in to Taylor at Barneys. That’s right, the two former assistants to Rachel Zoe ran into each other, and Brad snapped a picture. Brad explains on his blog that Taylor hasn’t changed a bit. Every piece of her clothes had leather on it, and her trademark choppy hair was still in her face. Wouldn’t it be great to see TayTay on Brad’s show?
In last night’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump was embarrassed when co-stars used the word vagina in their conversation. Last night she poked a little fun at herself on twitter, retweeting some of the other – less direct – names people came up with for their private area. But in the end she grew serious, tweeting this: “Words don’t offend me as much as betrayal. Actions speak much louder.” Perhaps that was in response to the preview for next week, that showed Camille Grammer exercised about Lisa’s “ownership” in the restaurant featured on Vanderpump Rules. Lisa confirmed (on twitter) that she is an owner of SUR- 51 percent share – compared to the Maloof Family’s 2 percent share in the Palms hotel.
Brandi Glanville also had a funny tweet last night “Dont tell A.M but i am gonna nap! Didnt sleep well last night cuz of nerves for this am and tonight! Kids home in 2 hrs so im gonna chilax” This was in response to Adrienne Maloof’s accusation that Brandi naps all day. Brandi is trying to sell her book – Drinking and Tweeting. She has promised to stop talking about LeAnn Rimes once she’s finished promoting the book.
Lisa Hochstein Explains Why she’s Suing over a Blog Comment. It turns out the person Lisa Hochstein (from Real Housewives of Miami) is suing over a defamatory blog comment was someone Lisa knew and who had been in Lisa’s home. That explains why Lisa choose to address the defamatory remark rather than ignore it. We’ll see how this one plays out. You can read the story here.
Once again, a housewife is calling out RadarOnline for a false story. This time it’s Bethenny Frankel, who denied (on twitter) that she was writing a book about being a single mom. This is getting annoying. I think I’ll stop recapping stories from unnamed sources because more often than not they turn out to be untrue. That said – RadarOnline has a story out that Jason is refusing to let Bethenny take Bryn on a business trip to Australia and her lawyers are trying to fight it. But it’s from an unnamed source, so …
“As smart as you all are, you get a lot of info from gossip rags. Know your sources. Perpetuating false nonsense is how they make a living.”
Bethenny Frankel tweet – not sure who she’s talking to but I’ll take her advice to heart – NMD.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “Stars and Strips” by BB
At Yolanda’s house, she greets her friend Suzanne Somers, whom she’s known for about six years. Lisa and Kyle arrive together and meet Suzanne. The food Yolanda prepared looks yummy. Suzanne has written books on health and they discuss how to live longer and have a great sex life. They try to get Lisa to spill about her sex life, but all Lisa will say is it works and if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Brandi was asked to host Brandi’s night school for girls in Vegas so she goes to a studio beforehand to learn some moves for the class she’ll be participating in with actual professional pole and burlesque dancers. I recognize Shelia Kelly, the owner/instructor from somewhere. Let me go google. Yep, she was an actress on L.A. Law and Sisters. I watched both of those shows. I remember her on L.A. Law, but not Sisters. That was fun to watch and Brandi seems like a natural. Take note, Kyle, Brandi can also do the splits.
Speaking of Kyle, her daughter Sophia is graduating from the sixth grade and they have invited friends and family to celebrate. Funny, I don’t remember throwing a big party for either of my kids when they graduated from sixth grade. I remember attending a little to do at their school and maybe going out for pizza or something afterwards. Faye is there and so are Adrienne and Paul. Kim is not there because apparently Chad, her grown son, is sick and Kathy isn’t there because of a hurt tooth or something. This party doesn’t seem like it’s for Sophia at first. It seems like it’s so Adrienne and Paul can give Faye a big ole pat on the back for taking Brandi down at Kyle’s dinner. After the Debbie-downers leave (Paul and Adrienne), things seem to go back to the purpose of the party, which is Sophia’s graduation. Her grandmother makes a touching speech. Kyle gets emotional because her mom isn’t there with them, but she says she is there in spirit. Kyle didn’t mention her dad. Did she grow up knowing him? Is he still living I wonder?
Kim is hanging pictures of her kids in her house. She’s decided she’s going to get a nose job. More on that later.
Brandi’s friend Adrienne (not THAT Adrienne) is helping Brandi pick out clothes for her trip to Vegas. Brandi says her fashion sense hasn’t change since she was 19. OK, I’m going to be nasty here, but does Marisa’s mom look like someone who should be giving out fashion advice? That’s all I’m going to say about the conversation between Marisa and her mom. Meanwhile Ken is enjoying watching Lisa pack for the trip. Lisa says she doesn’t want to wrap her legs around a Chipmunk or a pole. Do you think Lisa means a Chippendale? Lisa’s not sure what the trip is all about but her suitcase has lots of pink in it, surprise, surprise.
It’s Vegas time. Along for the trip are Brandi, Lisa, Camille, Kyle, Marisa and Brandi’s friend Jennifer. They are staying at the Palms. Just seeing if you were paying attention. They are staying at the Four Seasons.
Back at Yolanda’s, she’s making yet another scrumptious meal. She’s puts it bluntly that men love beautiful women and beautiful women love rich men and that some women will “do” your husband for a Chanel bag. However, when you find your true love, it should be easy. She loves catering to her husband’s needs and he is the King of her house. Her chocolate soufflé didn’t turn out very well,but the rest of the dinner looks delicious and the atmosphere is great. I agree with her that men are pretty simple beings and sex and food pretty much keeps them happy. If that’s not feminist sounding enough, oh well. It’s pretty much true.
The Vegas ladies go out for dinner. Kyle tells them all about her store. Kyle will be inviting everyone to her party for her store opening. Yolanda will be arriving to Vegas the next day (because she’s busy pleasing her man). Marisa is asked if she misses her man and she says no, she misses her babies. Brandi tells Marisa that what she said about her husband not being her type at the previous dinner made her feel sorry for Dean. Marisa says they have a banter that people read wrong and that she knows how lucky she is to have her husband. Brandi doesn’t want her to forget that and doesn’t want her to screw it up. They talk about what Brandi has been going through with her divorce, Kelsey and Camille’s sex life or lack thereof, Kyle not being able to go on if it happened to her, Leanne’s desperation to be like Brandi, etc. etc. etc. They also talk about lady parts, but I’m like Lisa, too much information. Looks like this dinner was a big success and a good time was had by all. Brandi tells Lisa she WILL be pole dancing tomorrow.
Back to Kim and her nose. What’s wrong with Kim’s old nose? She just wants to have a change for the sake of changing. She says she likes her face and even the doctor doesn’t see that much that needs to be changed on her nose. Talk about unnecessary surgery.
The next day, the Vegas ladies are sitting around the pool drinking more alcohol. Yolanda shows up and they have a lovely breakfast. Yolanda has some kind of green spinach drink that looks gross. Later they all go to the studio to do some pole dancing and some burlesque. Lisa makes a crack by asking Brandi why she’s not supporting Adrienne by pole dancing at the Palms. Kyle tells Brandi she’s going to act like a difficult disgruntled student, to which Brandi implies it probably wouldn’t be “acting.” Brandi is nervous doing her presentation in front of her friends. She struggles a little, but they give her suggestions on what she needs to say. It was nice of them to support her. Next week we’ll see who pole dances and who doesn’t.
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Yolanda Foster and Callie Thorne (Necessary Roughness) are the guests tonight. Yolanda’s hair looks a little more blonde blonde than the white blonde shade she had on the housewives, and it’s pulled back into a pony tail. There are lemons all over the studio.
Yolanda loves Hermes belts and wears them all the time. Andy is obsessed with Yolanda’s fridge and it has its own twitter account – Yolanda’s Fridge. Yolanda’s daughter GiGi looks just like Yolanda when she was young as they show pictures of Yolanda when she used to be a model.
David and Yolanda invite all their exes for Christmas and they get along with all of them fine. She’s still wearing a port for her antibiotic treatments she’s still taking for her Lyme disease. She realized her brain wasn’t working properly during the shooting of RHOBH. She said something really bad to Taylor and that’s not how she normally spoke, so she knew something was not right.
At least Callie knows all about the housewives and can participate in the conversation. If she were to invite any of them to dinner it would be Lisa, Brandi, Kyle and Yolanda of course.
Yolanda and Carole Radziwell are friends and were before the show. Yolanda’s garden is about five acres and she planted everything in the garden herself. Yolanda admits she’s old fashion and she loves catering to her husband. It makes her more powerful and stronger as a woman.
Game. Does Yolanda know these famous people? Andy shows a famous person’s picture. Callie guesses if Yolanda knows them. Liza Minelli? Callie says yes and Yolanda says no. John Mayer? Callie says no, Yolanda says yes. Angelina Jolie? Callie says no. Yolanda says no. Diana Ross? Callie says yes. Yolanda says yes. Snoop Lion (Snoop Dog)? Callie says no. Yolanda says no. Jay-Z and Beyonce? Callie says she knows Jay-Z, but not Beyonce. Yolands says she knows neither. Michelle Obama? Callie says no. Yolanda says no. Andy says he purposely tried not to include just music people since she knows so many of them.
No poll tonight.
One tweeter wants to know if Yolanda will send her some lemons for her wedding in Idaho in September because she’s a bride on a budget. Yolanda promises she will definitely do it.
Yolanda was fun and not serious at all. I’m liking her more and more.
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Tuesday Night Lineup, January 29th by BB
8PM – NCIS (CBS); Hart of Dixie (CW); Betty White’s Off Their Rockers: Various Housewives (NBC); The Taste (ABC); Raising Hope (Fox); Pioneers of Television (PBS); Pretty Little Liars (Family); E! News Special (E!); Dateline on ID (ID); Holmes Inspection (DIY); The Bad Girls Club Atlanta (Oxygen)
9PM – Dance Moms (Lifetime); NCIS LA (CBS); Emily Owens, M.D (CW); Go On/New Normal (NBC); Happy Endings (ABC); New Girl/Mindy Project (Fox); Henry Ford: American Experience (PBS); The Ultimate Fighter (FX); The Lying Game (Family); Income Property (HGTV); Storage Wars Texas (A&E); Starter Wives Confidential (TLC); Dual Survival (Discovery); Face Off (SyFy); Wild Deep (Anpl); Hardcore Pawn (truTV); Top Gear (History); Edge of America (Trvl); My Dirty Little Secret (ID); I Hate my Bath (DIY); Ramsay Behind Bars (BBC)
10PM – Vegas (CBS); America’s Supernanny (Lifetime); Dateline NBC (NBC); Justified (FX); White Collar (USA); Snookie and JWOWW (MTV); House Hunters (HGTV); Southie Rules (A&E); Africa (Discovery); Total Blackout (SyFy); Cougar Town (TBS); The Joe Schmo Show (Spike); Our America with Lisa Ling (OWN); Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo); Chopped (Food); Diggers (NatGeo); Unearthing Ancient Secrets (Science); Redrum (ID); Deadly Paradise (Biography); I Hate My Kitchen (DIY); Wild Things with Dominic (BBC)
11PM – WWHL: Whoopi Goldberg (Bravo)
We’ve got four new shows on Bravo coming up. Rachel Zoe, Brad Goreski, Dukes of Melrose, and a show about Therapists. If anyone is interested in blogging any of them please let me know – firstname.lastname@example.org. Thanks
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