Everything is on an hour earlier tonight!!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
We are already at episode 13. Will we get lucky and have another Taylor free episode? I’d rather watch Paul get the hair removed from his back than Adrienne sucking the air out of the room. Hopefully we’ll see little of the miserable duo this episode as well.
According to the preview, Kyle and Lisa “talk it out”. We learned from Yolanda’s blog that this sort of happened in her private plane (that’s right, for those of you that don’t know Yolanda’s husband is David Foster and he hangs out with Barbra Streisand and he has a private plane that he sends for Yolanda because they are rich, very rich, and know everyone.)
Anyway, now that Lisa and Kyle have rehearsed the “let’s make up” scene they reenact it for us. Lisa is hurt Kyle didn’t speak up for her. (I’m sure she’s hurt Kyle never told her about the secret plan to ambush her at the reunion.) Kyle is bummed that Lisa is holding a grudge. Get over it, will you Lisa! Just kidding. Don’t trust that sneaky beeyoch. She’ll sell you out in a hot minute for the next quadbillionaire that is selling a mansion.
Oh joy. The second half of the episode is a Tea Party that Lisa throws in her Olive Grove (what no lemons?). All is well until tipsy (read drunk) Taylor asks whether or not Adrienne is suing Brandi. Well great. Drunk Taylor, bitter dried up Adrienne and poor-impulse-control Brandi all at once. Hopefully they didn’t invite any of the husbands.
Then there is our secret pleasure – the gawd awful people on Vanderpump Rules.
First of all – how in the world are they actually running a restaurant with this crew? It makes no sense to me!
The first line of the episode description is this – I kid you not. “Lisa ponders debates firing someone after Jax is caught having sex at SUR and Frank confronts a customer.”
Jax and Stassi have been broken up for what – two episodes. She had barely had time to drink his champagne and throw his crap on the lawn before she was in a relationship with another
loser bartender. Jax got dumped by one psycho and ended up with another. He’s over thirty and less mature than my college-aged kids. Now he’s having sex in the bathroom at WORK.
I can’t figure out what Frank’s problem is, but apparently he insults a customer and gets into a huge fight with Stassi and they head for a breakup. Good thing they’ve only being out a week or so. Let’s hope he didn’t leave any expensive champagne at her place.
What is with the arrested development of these bartenders? Stassi is at least still a kid and has a chance of growing up. And why in the world doesn’t Lisa fire the whole lot of them??
But I’ve got to admit, I’m enjoying the show much more than I thought I would.