Beverly Hills Gossip and Bernie’s Rant Revisited by NoMoreDrama
Shakeup for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? We’re only half way through the season, and already the rumors are starting about who is in and who is out for Season Four. Taylor Armstrong is at the top of the list for who’s out. This comes as no surprise, as she’s been a non-entity this season. According to a source at E-Online, producers are in talks with up to five new women, including Rod Stewards wife. Hmmmm – I wonder if that’s why Adrienne is dating his son. Now all of a sudden that makes sense. Good golly the woman is diabolical. The source also says filming is set to begin in April. I hope they film the reunion before they start filming the next season – otherwise their relationships get all messed up.
Meanwhile on WWHL last night, Taylor Armstrong was drunk and acting a fool. That’s right, on a show where you are supposed to act foolish she was so erratic that at one point Andy pointed out point blank that she was drunk and she just mugged an awful shrug and weird joker smile with those lips of hers. The other guest was Nigel Barker who was just fired from America’s Next Top Model (by Tyra) but within a week landed a host spot on “The Face.” Nigel is a slut. I would never have guessed it but he’s a dirty man who’s had sex in more obscure places than Taylor Armstrong – including a bathroom and at a friend’s house during party (Taylor also copped to that and said – hey, it’s Hollywood). Taylor is still seething at Adrienne and Paul for their hypocritical behavior. Seething.
What the heck happened – for the first two episodes of the season she was furious at Brandi, but after Mauricio’s party she’s been on Brandi’s side? What happened where she no longer felt it necessary to suck up to Adrienne?
She also called Adrienne a liar on WWHL.
Taylor also joked that Kyle had extensions. Kyle wasn’t too happy about that and took to twitter to clear that up. “Um
@BravoAndy @TaylorArmstrong better clarify that she’s joking about hair extensions. I do NOT have them. NEVER have” and then later she joked, “I may sue.”
Bernie’s rant revisited – see it after BB’s recap of Beverly Hills
And finally we have Camille Grammer. What a beeyoch she’s turning out to be this season. She picked the wrong team. Why is she defending Adrienne Maloof? It seemed last night when Adrienne was denying sending a letter (which apparently she’ll admit to next week with the flimsy excuse that she didn’t know her lawyer sent it) Camille was specific to say there was no lawsuit. I’m sure Camille was telling the truth – there is no evidence of an actual law suit being filed – but Brandi didn’t say there was last night. She kept talking about the letter. Why was Camille even jumping into the conversation? Apparently she talked to the lawyer herself. How could Adrienne’s lawyer tell Camille Adrienne’s business? This is all just too strange for me. Here are Camille’s tweets from last night:
“There is no lawsuit. A letter was sent to Brandi’s friend Genevea(spl?). No lawsuit
“I am speaking the truth. I have no reason to lie.”
“the truth will come out one day. It always does.”
“Geneva( spl?) is Brandi’s friend who used to work for AM.”
” it’s simple. If a lawsuit was filed it would be in Public Court Records.”
Brandi to Camille: “
@TheRealCamilleG she was threatening me with a lawsuit, as u know because yall have the same lawyer. PLEASE tell the truth”
Camille’s response: “
@BrandiGlanville she did not sue you that is the truth! You said that she was suing u on camera. Anybody can check its public record.”
Fan: “Brandi said she was threatened, Camille is stating the lawsuit was never filed, both could be true, non?”
Camille: “you are correct. We both feel that we are correct. That’s all.”
Camille: “if she did spend that amount of money on a lawyer to read a C&D letter she got hosed. Just my opinion.” (Weird – didn’t Camille call her lawyer when she got an email from Russell Armstrong?)
Darin Harvey (Brandi’s friend) ” it’s semantics Camille. Threat of a suit to Brand is about the same she had to lawyer up $$$$$$$$$”
Camille to Darin: “I’m am sure that she was frustrated about that. I get it.”
Darin to Camille: “no there was a threat of a suit and to someone that’s never been sued b4 a threat seems the same” “adore you Camille I was there and saw what went down Brandi was scared and stressed”
Camille to Darin: “understood” “I can understand your point Darin.” “you are a great friend to her. She is very blessed to have you in her life D.” “you are a good person!”
He asks “How are you,” Camille replies: “I’m good considering all this insanity on twitter. Haha. Hope you are doing well.”
Considering Brandi was flying and likely on Xanex, I’m surprised we didn’t hear more from her last night.
Brandi Glanville’s book is out and I think she’s taking a little heat on twitter. She had this to say:
“The truth is I will one day (when they are grown) tell my kids everything anyhow, but until then I will protect them with my whole heart.”
“Whats worse doing these things to the mother of ur children or me writing about?? I guess its ok for him just not for me.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “Game of Scones” by BB
We are now up to Episode 13 and most of the women of Beverly Hills (including Ms. Mauricio) have been round and round and up and down and back again about a comment that was uttered by Brandi way back during Episode 6. Allegedly because of Adrienne “friends don’t sue friends” Maloof’s litigious nature, the viewers have not been privy to what it was that Brandi actually said about Adrienne and/or her family. However, that hasn’t stopped the Bravo network from subjecting us to the constant rehashing of this bleeped out comment and its fallout for the last six episodes. We all know where everyone stands by now, so let’s move on to other topics already. There have been some enjoyable scenes shown here and there in episodes 7 through 12, but not enough. Alas, my wish has not come true because here we go again.
Kyle tells Mauricio she’s going over to Lisa’s. She has a pit in her stomach about it and feels physically ill. Could it be because she feels a little guilty for not warning Lisa about the planned take-down at the reunion or the fact that she kept quiet when Adrienne accused Lisa of selling stories to the tabloids, and she can’t give Lisa a good reason for it? Maybe so. I mean she’s falling all over herself defending Adrienne, but why not Lisa?
I like Lisa, but the entrance to Villa Rosa looks more like the storefront to some fancy boutique then a mansion entrance. It doesn’t look as bad from a distance though and the inside looks beautiful; so light but elegant. Kyle and Lisa get right into it when Kyle kiddingly says Lisa can redecorate SUR, the restaurant she doesn’t own. Kyle says Camille’s comments didn’t need defending because they all know the situation about SUR. Kyle claims she’s apologized so many times to Lisa she doesn’t know how many more times she can do it. Lisa asks Kyle where the comment from Camille came from. Kyle claims she has no idea. Kyle claims she didn’t jump in because she didn’t want to fight with someone else. Kyle has become quite the non-fighter, at least in the confrontational in your face way. She’s evolved into a more behind the scenes plotter and manipulator.
They move upstairs to have a drink. They talk about how emotional the dinner at Las Vegas was and Kyle regrets even mentioning Adrienne’s name (yeah right) and she hopes all of them can get past it. Lisa says they’ve got to work on a solution to the problem and Brandi’s just got to . . . (apologize directly to Adrienne?), but Kyle thinks Brandi’s let too much time elapse. Lisa tells Kyle she’s invited Adrienne to tea and it’s time for her to come back into the group and speak for herself. Kyle thinks Brandi is the common denominator of all the troubles between them. I think the trouble started with Adrienne trying to get all of them to go against Lisa and Brandi didn’t go along with it. Brandi bucked the system and Kyle and Adrienne and Camille didn’t and still don’t like it.
Kyle then tells Lisa she doesn’t want Brandi to come between them. Methinks Kyle may be a little (very) jealous of Brandi. Kyle says the things Brandi does are embarrassing. Lisa points out how embarrassing it was for her when Adrienne accused her of bullsh*t. Lisa tells Kyle she could have said something then. Kyle has no defense or answer for Lisa and tries to deflect it back onto Lisa. It’s come down to Kyle refusing to understand why the friendship between her and Lisa will never be the same. Kyle says Lisa has hurt her in the past but she doesn’t want to discuss it and she wants to move forward. I call bull. Lisa tells Kyle if she will say to her “I feel really bad for not defending you” she can move on and won’t bring it up again. Kyle, who claims to want to move on and go forward, says she won’t be told what to do like that and refuses to say it and starts with the tears. Grow up Kyle. Kyle says she will work on it. It would have been so easy for her to have just said to Lisa she was sorry and didn’t realize how upset it made her and she felt bad for not defending her against Adrienne’s accusations. With friends like Kyle who needs enemies? They drink to friendship but they both know it will never be the same. At least Lisa knows it.
At Far West Farms, Yolanda and Brandi meet up where Yolanda’s daughter Bella is doing some practice jumping with her horse Lego. Brandi thanks Yolanda for trying to diffuse the situation at the Vegas dinner. Brandi is worried that Yolanda won’t be going to Lisa’s tea party. Yolanda advises Brandi not to worry about Adrienne who is an insecure woman who is using her status to intimidate people. Yolanda says if Adrienne had balls, she would pick up the phone and give Brandi what for and that would be that. She tells Brandi in the big picture, Adrienne is nobody.
At Villa Rosa, Lisa is preparing for her tea party. Peter and Jax from SUR will be serving the cougars at the party. Brandi arrives and notices the cute guys in the back yard after Ken jokes with Lisa and Brandi by saying women are all the same size lying down. In preparing for Adrienne’s arrival, Lisa tells Brandi that honesty is her most endearing quality but her worst as well.
Taylor arrives bearing a tactful gift for Lisa (a vibrator). Brandi takes Taylor on a tour of Lisa and Ken’s bedroom, closets and shower areas while Lisa is downstairs instructing the staff not to serve Kim any alcohol. Marisa arrives next and Lisa explains that the bartenders are actually security because of what happened at Lisa’s last tea party. Taylor mentioned to Marisa that she talks about her husband not being sexy. Marisa says that after 16 years a change would be nice. Brandi mentions a threesome and thinks maybe they need some outside talent. Taylor then says Brandi offered to make it a threesome. I didn’t hear it that way but Taylor always has a way of twisting what people say around. Marisa doesn’t seem to appreciate that Taylor implied that Marisa is bored in her marriage. Lisa is uncomfortable with the whole threesome conversation. Marisa says she’s just saying what every other bitch is thinking, that they’d like to sleep with somebody else.
Meantime the evil triumvirate (Adrienne, Kyle and Fayke) are on their way to Lisa’s in the limo together. Adrienne says she hasn’t spoken to Brandi but it’s hard to move on and not let it affect you. Kyle is repeating her tired mantra of others needing to not get involved, blah, blah, blah.
Back at Villa Rosa, Taylor tells Lisa she knows she never sold a story; that there have been multiple stories sold that year but it’s been Adrienne who’s been doing the selling. Lisa believes her; well maybe not that Adrienne is selling them but rather leaking stories to the press. The fun is suddenly over when the evil triplets arrive. Nobody’s happy to see Faye. Camille is the last to arrive. She’s also bearing gifts and Lisa takes them as a peace offering. Kim is a no show because her dog hit her in her new nose. ‘Nuff said.
After the “ladies” get all likkerd up, they go to the table. Lisa tells them she’s glad they are all there and to appreciate what they have and they all drink to it. Lisa makes Brandi do a “cheers” with Adrienne. Lisa gifts all of them with cute robes while the two hotties from SUR serve them their tea and crumpets.
Taylor seems to be feeling no pain as they try to get her to do a repeat gymnastics routine to which Taylor replies she is going to sue everyone if she breaks her neck. (Did anyone catch someone mention that Taylor claims to have gone to college on a gymnastics scholarship? I want answers on this one. I know I know – of all the things she lies about — – but I want answers! NMD) The mention of being sued brings a big silent pause to the table. Kyle then brings up her upcoming White Party, which is the perfect segue for Taylor to bring up being turned away from door at last year’s party. Kyle tells Taylor she felt so bad about that and Taylor says she knows she did because she was one of her closest friends. Brandi tries to break the ice by calling the servers back over. Lisa asks Brandi and Taylor to help her take some things back to the kitchen. She tells the ladies she’s going to get more tea. Kyle, who doesn’t want to break the tension because she thrives on it, tells Lisa there is already tea on the table. Lisa doesn’t fall for it and leaves with Brandi and Taylor in tow.
Lisa tells Taylor and Brandi to cut all the innuendoes, to cut the crap because she knows where they are leading. She asks them if they are they on the same page or not. Brandi tells Lisa she’s just there to carry one of the table decorations in and that she’s been very good. She’s wearing the cute robe Lisa gave her.
Back at the table of doom, Adrienne tells them she knows what they are trying to do, but there is no lawsuit with Brandi. Camille also says Adrienne is not suing anybody, but Kyle tells her that’s what Brandi is telling everybody. Does anyone at that table not get the play on words here? Adrienne may not have filed a suit against Brandi in a court of law, but she has threatened Brandi with a lawsuit if she doesn’t do what Adrienne wants. You know, just like Russell Armstrong threatened a lawsuit against Camille and was pretty much banished from that group for doing it?
Taylor returns to the table alone and her intentions are not to make Lisa’s tea party drama free. Kyle tells Taylor Adrienne is not suing Brandi. Taylor tells Adrienne that Brandi said she got a letter from Adrienne saying that she is suing her. Adrienne specifically says there is no letter and to come on, look at Brandi’s character. Adrienne is trying to bullsh*t her way out of this one and even Taylor knows she’s lying like a rug. As Brandi and Lisa are returning, Kyle is grinning while she takes a big slug of her wine. Kyle is a terrible actress. She can’t wait for what is coming next.
Taylor oh Taylor gets right to it and asks Brandi if Adrienne sent her a letter about suing her. Brandi clarifies that Adrienne’s lawyer sent a letter to her lawyer. Taylor tells Adrienne that her lawyer sent a letter to Brandi’s lawyer about suing her. Adrienne says there’s not lawsuit (but she didn’t say her lawyer didn’t THREATEN a lawsuit). Brandi is being very quiet about it and says good, perfect. Taylor is not going to let it drop and says it again. Adrienne denies it and Brandi says it’s 100% true (in a very calm voice). Camille is still stuck on the semantics in that Adrienne didn’t “file” a lawsuit, so I guess that makes it all better.
After Brandi says she has the letter from her lawyer, Adrienne tries to deflect by saying Brandi accused someone from her “camp” of allegations that were untrue. Brandi says they were 100% true and she has proof, while there are screenshots of two tweets. One is from Brandi to Adrienne that says “ur staff(mouthpiece) is try n 2 sell a story- me drunk around my kids. Untrue! &I will fight back&u WONT like it, promise.” The other is from Adrienne to Brandi and it says, “I’m sorry this is happening to you. It’s definitely not coming from my camp.”
Brandi says “Bernie”, Adrienne’s cook. Adrienne tells her she’s not nice and she doesn’t accuse Bernie and shame on her and how dare she does that. In her talking head, Brandi explains that Bernie had contacted several media outlets to spread rumors about Brandi being a bad mom and other things. Brandi says she called Adrienne about it and Adrienne told if that was true they would figure it out and fire him. Lisa thinks Adrienne is fudging the truth absolutely.
Adrienne seems to think Brandi cares about everything she does. Brandi tells Adrienne she doesn’t care about anything she does, but she cares about what her lawyer does to her (Brandi). Adrienne tells her to stop and she doesn’t think it’s nice what Brandi said about her family. Brandi tells her she has apologized to her for it. Adrienne says she has not apologized to her. Brandi says yes she has sent her an e-mail apologizing. Brandi says she also sent a copy to everyone else so they would know she apologized, even if she didn’t do it as fast as Adrienne wanted. Brandi offers to show Adrienne her lawyer’s bill where she has had to pay him to defend herself against Adrienne; and again Adrienne brings up Brandi’s tweet about Bernie. Suddenly Brandi has had enough and leaves the party. It seems like the party’s pretty much over after that. I think Kyle, Camille and Taylor enjoyed themselves. Not sure about the others. Kyle is laughing hysterically, but I’m sure deep inside she’s very concerned about her friends all getting along. Very concerned. Very.
Looks like Kyle’s White Party next week is going to be drama-filled as usual. And Taylor seems to have misplaced her daughter Kennedy as she’s flying off with her married lawyer lover boy. But Kennedy is the most important thing in her life, don’t you know.
Now – I’d like to remind everyone what that sweet Chef Bernie said about Brandi on his facebook. I saved this 12/13/2012 – knowing that at some point I might want to run it on the blog. This isn’t what Brandi’s tweets were about – it came way later – but if there is ANY question on whether Brandi was right to accuse the guy of saying awful things about her – well let’s just say Shame on you Adrienne for defending him. Shame on you! NMD
Bernie’s alleged rant: Facebook saved 12/13/2012. This was circulating on twitter and I did not see it on his facebook myself – so it is his alleged rant technically. I have no reason to believe it is a twitter hoax though – but I suppose you never know unless you see it from the source – so take it for what it is …. NMD
ITS HOUSEWIVES MONDAY…
MUD WILL BE FLUNG TONIGHT…..
ALL BRANDI DOES IS LIE ABOUT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.
SHE NEVER HAS ANYTHING INTELLIGENT TO SAY.
SINCE BRANDI HAS BEEN CAST ON THE SHOW,EVERYONE HAD TO LOWER THEIR STANDARDS FOR HER TO FIT IN, NOT !
CLEARLY BRANDI RANTS ABOUT OTHERS BUT CRIES FOWL WHEN YOU SPEAK ABOUT HER.
A SUBSTANCE ABUSE ADDICTS MELTDOWN….
BRANDI CONTINUES TO “TWEET” & “FABRICATE” STORIES THAT I DO ADRIENNE’S DIRTY WORK.
ONLY A CHILDISH MIND WOULD SAY OR BELIEVE HER FABLES.
ADRIENNE AND I DON’T EVEN DISCUSS YOU OR YOUR QUEST FOR ACCEPTANCE AMONG “HIGH SOCIETY.”
YOUR USING “VANDERPUMPS” OLD SPEECH.
FIND A “NUMBER 2 PENCIL” AND” BINDER PAPER” AND WRITE YOUR OWN.
BRAVO TV WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER SERVED “CASTING”
AT LEAST “MAMA BOO-BOO” IS CIVILIZED WITH MORE COUTH.
BRANDI GLANVILLE, AS EVERYONE KNOWS…
CONTINUES TO TRASH TALKING EVERYONE ON & OFF THE SHOW AS WELL AS OTHER PEOPLE.
I SUPPOSE TRASH IS ALL SHE KNOWS.
EVERYONE HAS TAKEN THE “HIGH ROAD” AND NOT FIRED BACK.
BRANDI HAS ADMITTED TO MAKING UP STORIES, BECAUSE SHE NEEDED A STORY LINE FOR “THE THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS”…
UNCIVILIZED AND CLEARLY A MIND THAT HAS BEEN ORPHANED
BY HER SUBSTANCE ABUSE AND DRINKING BINGES.
WHICH CONTINUE AS WE SPEAK….AND BRANDI KNOWS IT.
ALL HER HIDDEN SECRETS…THAT ARE NOT REALLY A SECRET.
SHE DOESN’T LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS, WORK IN BEVERLY HILLS OR IS EVEN WELCOMED IN BEVERLY HILLS.
SHE HAS NO STORY LINE BUT TO BE THE HATEFUL/UNCOUTH
“TOWN JEZEBEL” SO SHE CAN GET A PAYCHECK FROM BRAVO TV.
BRANDI, “HARPER VALLEY PTA” HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE..
ALL THE BRANDI GLANVILLE “HATERS” ARE BOYCOTTING ALL THE
“GERARD BUTLER” MOVIES.
ITS OBVIOUS BRANDI GLANVILLE LIKES TO “BLOW & TELL” ALL OVER THE WORLD ABOUT HER “LOUSY LAY” WITH GERARD BUTLER.
ANYONE WITH ANY INTELLIGENCE HAS ALREADY CAUGHT ON TO HER JUVENILE DISPLAY OF “LOOK AT ME”…
SO STARVED FOR LOVE & ATTENTION SHE WILL SHARE HER FABLES AND BEDTIME STORIES TO ANYONE THAT WILL LISTEN.
WHO OR WHAT IS ALLOWING YOU TO BE THIS WAY, GLANVILLE???
MENTALY INSANE, UNSTABLE AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE AT WORK.
YOU ARE PURE EVIL.
I WOULD LOVE TO BE THERE WHEN YOUR CHILDREN FINALLY GET TO MEET YOU AND SEE WHO YOU REALLY ARE….
APPRECIATING WHY THEIR DADDY LEFT.
YOUR BEHAVIOR IS FULED BY A “FRIED BRAIN” WISHING MURDER AND DEATH ON ANOTHER HUMAN BEING IS THE WORK OF SATAN -THE DEVIL!!!
THESE ARE NOT THE ACTIONS OF A FEMALE THAT IS SANE, JUST A FEMALE THAT NEEDS PHYCIATRIC TREATMENT, BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSELF….AS WELL.
PEOPLE WITH SUBSTANCE ABUSE HAVE MORE THEN 1 PERSONALITY, MISS SYBIL!
ALWAYS ATTEMPTING TO COVER THEIR “TRACKS OF ABUSE” ONCE THE IRRISPONSIBLE ACTIONS AND HARM HAS BEEN FULFILLED.
YOUR “FALSE CLAIMS & HABITUAL ABUSIVE LYING WAYS “ARE ACTIONS CRYING FOR ATTENTION AND SCREAMING FOR HELP WHICH IS 3 YEARS IN THE MAKING.
IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS!
I REALIZE YOUR MISERY WANTS COMPANY, BUT IT IS EXAUSTED.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THEY HAVE ANOTHER POTENTIAL SUICIDE ON THEIR HANDS?
DO THEY WANT ANOTHER “RUSSELL ARMSTRONG “ON TV?
ITS OBVIOUS PEOPLE ARE NOT AWARE ABOUT YOU?
SO, YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU GOT A BOOK DEAL…?
WHAT PUBLISHER WOULD BE SO IGNORANT TO TAKE A CHANCE ON SOMEONE AS IRRESPONSIBLE AND POISONOUS AS YOU?
YOUR AS DUMB AS THEY COME…
WHATS IT GOING TO BE; A COLORING BOOK?
THAT WOULD NOT BE A SURPRISE TO ANYONE IN BEVERLY HILLS;
NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO STAY “IN BETWEEN THE LINES” BETTER THEN YOU.
USING YOUR “PAYCHECKS” TO FEED YOUR CRYSTAL METH AND COCAINE ADDICTION. WITH YOUR BFF DYLAN.
YES, EVERYONE IN BEVERLY HILLS KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT.
I WON’T FLATTER YOU AND TELL YOU “IT’S THE TALK OF THE TOWN”, CAUSE ITS NOT…
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU… YOU BRING OUR WORLD CLASS CITY DOWN, FAR BELOW SEA LEVEL.
YOU’RE IGNORANT AND PETTY.
YOUR HATEFUL AND SAD.
PEOPLE SEE DISINGENUOUS, NOT AWARE YOUR ROTTEN TO THE BONE; DISINTEGRATING.
YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED AMONGST THE LIKES OF YOLANDA & DAVID FOSTER, CAMILLE GRAMMAR, ADRIENNE MALOOF, KYLE RICHARDS, TELEVISION ICON SUZANNE SOMMERS AND LISA TODD HAS RAISED EYEBROWS AND SUSPICION ALL OVER THE NETWORK WORLD.
YOU LIVE IN THE “SAN FERNANDO VALLEY”….
HOW DID YOU GET “CAST” ON A SHOW WHERE NO TRAILERS OR MULES ARE HITCHED?
EVERYONE KNOWS HOW YOU WERE CAST OVER THE “HIGH SOCIETY WOMAN” THAT APPLIED FOR THE POSITION.
YOU DON’T EVEN LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS, WORK IN BEVERLY HILLS OR HAVE THE CULTURE OR SOPHISTICATION TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH BEVERLY HILLS.
(We seen your floors on a recent episode)
YOU’RE NO EXAMPLE OF THE WELL MANNERED AMERICAN WOMAN.
AS YOU SAY, MONEY DOESN’T BUY YOU CLASS…
ONLY SOMEONE WITH NO MONEY AND NO CLASS WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT…
YOU’RE HARASSING, A BULLY, HATEFUL, JEALOUS AND MENTALLY UNSTABLE SICK ADDICT.
I WILL GIVE YOU CREDIT, YOU ARE VERY SNEAKY AND PLAY ON THE EMOTIONS OF OTHERS..BUT THAT’S WHAT ADDICTS DO.
DESPERATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU, TAKE DESPERATE ACTIONS.
SEEK THE TREATMENT THAT YOU CRAVE, BEFORE THE TREATMENT SEEKS YOU!
Vanderpump Rules by NoMoreDrama
We start with Kristen and Katie rehearsing their lines. Sheanna is shown singing. Another server is doing a photoshoot. A bunch of them give input into Peter’s film. Apparently Lisa encourages them to use SUR as a stepping stone. Maybe that’s the problem. She needs a few people to take their job seriously.
Stassi writes a column, but instead of working on it she argues with Frank about some sort of pole to hang her clothes on. Frank calls it a blog, and Stassi feels he’s belittling her work by calling it a blog, because people that write blogs just upload their writing without re-reading it. (I kinda do that, but most of our bloggers are great writers so suck it Stassi.)
Lisa meets with her publicist who tells her she looks so hot. They discuss how to spice up the restaurant by doing a happy hour. Ken asks if they’ve heard the rumor. Apparently security walked into the bathroom at SUR and Jax and Laura-Leigh were naked on the bathroom floor having sex. Yuck on many levels. The publicist says it’s not a good look. How much is Lisa paying her?
Stassi takes Sheanna to dinner at SUR. Since Stassi has no other friends left she has to be nice to Sheanna. Kristen is pissed because Stassi is supposed to be working, and they are sitting there eating (her shift has started.) Peter tells her to get to work. Lisa should give him a raise. (Sheanna’s shift hasn’t started so Kristen’s not mad at her). Stassi doesn’t seem to understand she’s supposed to work while she’s at work. Or is Kristen just being bitchy?
Laura-Leigh drags Jax into the bathroom to have sex with the cameras following. Apparently she’s a freak and Jax loves it. Then they discuss having sex. I think there is something wrong with her. They are talking and she says he’s the most attractive man she’s ever met and he’s perfect. This is stalker like.
Kristen says there is a lot of pressure to be the hottest, fittest girl at SUR. I can’t help wondering why her hair always looks greasy. She’s just nasty. Katie says that Stassi is ready to talk things out with her, and Kristen is mad because Stassi doesn’t seem to care about THEIR relationship. At the same time she says she’s still furious at Stassi. (This is all still from their big fight in Vegas).
Lisa calls Jax and Laura-Leigh into her office to talk about Jax getting caught with his trousers down. Jax and Laura-Leigh look confused, and then deny it. In the voice over Jax admits it. Lisa says unless she catches them shagging she’ll have to let it go. That’s crazy! Fire them. Lisa dismisses Laura-Leigh and then gives Jax some advice. Then she says if she finds out he’s lying, she’ll fire him. I guess he’s fired now.
Stassi and Katie have a talk. They talk it out and start crying. Stassi whines that it’s not fair because they had boyfriends and when she broke up with Jax she was alone (for a few days) and needed a boyfriend so she had to hook up with Frank. I am not kidding. What a twit. Plus Lisa gave her shifts to Sheanna (because she stopped showing up for work). More crying. What a spoiled brat. They hug it out.
Back to the restaurant. The guys hang out and one of the bartenders tells a story. Apparently, Frank double-charged a customer, and then cussed out her boyfriend when he complained. Frank was sent home. So now Lisa has called Frank in for a meeting. Lisa says she’s pissed off, but she looks calm. Apparently Frank has done a few things in the past. Lisa says the customer is always right. Frank admits that he double-charged the customer because she ordered a double-martini. Frank tries to spin a story for Lisa. Lisa gets pissed and says be a man and tell me what you fu$king said. Finally Frank fesses up. (Apparently he said he’d pull the customer’s underpants over his head among other things). Frank’s defense – he sells more than the other bartenders. She fires him. Lisa acts proud of herself that she went through with it. She should fire the whole lot of them.
Frank finds Stassi and tells her he’s fired. He acts all proud of himself for telling Lisa the truth and says it’s the best thing that happened to him. Meanwhile Stassi is furious because they are about to go and meet her parents so the timing couldn’t be worse. They meet her parents at a restaurant. They all talk about drinking. Her parents have already had a bottle of pomegranate something but at least they don’t seem drunk (keep in mind they are meeting for lunch). Stassi immediately announces that Frank got fired that morning. Frank pretends he sells commercial real estate and has a job. He then tells the underwear story (leaving out that he double charged a customer) and again acts all proud of himself. Instead of telling him he’s a fool, Stassi whines that Jax didn’t get fired for having sex in the bathroom, so why did Frank get fired? (Because he was stupid enough to tell Lisa the truth!) Frank then tells Stassi’s parents that she has “pretty girl” syndrome – that she bosses him around and that he needs a few days away from her. I’m sure her parents are happy that he’s dissing her. Her mom says Stassi didn’t always have the syndrome – she used to be a loser in high school, skinny and pale. Wow – her mom is mean. Apparently her parents gave her a chin implant for her high school graduation. Have I mentioned her mom is mean.
Ken shows up in a hot pink roadster convertible with SUR on it. Lisa’s son works at SUR. I didn’t know that. Lisa and Ken drive off in the car. Cute.
Kristen, Katie and their boyfriends are having lunch when Jax calls and tells them that Frank was fired. Apparently Frank only worked there three or four months. Then they gossip about Jax and Stassi and predict they’ll get back together because they are so similar – they are both big crybabies.
Stassi and Frank are talking. Frank says he made the decision to get fired by acting like an ass. Stassi says her mom sent her a text asking what Frank thought of them. What is wrong with her mom? Who cares what that loser thought of them? Frank thinks that Stassi and her mom are similar. Enough said. And he says that Stassi’s dad serves under her mom’s reign. Then he complains that she asks him to do things for her. He complains more. Finally she seems to understand that he’s a total loser. She goes outside to cry. He leaves. She starts yelling at him and calls him bi-polar and a coward. He calls her selfish. She says he’s acting like an a-hole. He breaks up with her. She wonders what she did wrong. I wonder if she is insecure because she wasn’t pretty growing up . Hmmmm.
Next week Jax tries to dump Laura-Leigh and she boils his bunny.
Tuesday Night Lineup, February 12th by BB
8PM – Betty White’s Off Their Rockers (NBC); The Taste (ABC); Frontline (PBS); Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (USA); Pretty Little Liars (Family); The Sisterhood (TLC); Dual Survival (Disc); Holmes Inspection (DIY); The Bad Girls Club Atlanta (Oxy)
9PM – State of the Union 2013 (Numerous Broadcast Channels); Dance Moms (Lifetime); The Ultimate Fighter (FX); The Lying Game (Family); Income Property (HGTV); Storage Wars Texas (A&E); The Sisterhood (TLC); Dual Survival (Disc); Face Off (SyFy); E! News Special (E!); Top Gear (History); The Face (Oxy, Style, and Bravo); Doomsday Preppers (NatGeo); Strip the City (Science); My Dirty Little Secret (ID); I Dated a Psycho (Bio); Ramsay Behind Bars (BBC)
10PM – Double Divas (10:30 Lifetime); Justified (FX); Snooki and JWOWW (MTV); House Hunters (HGTV); Starter Wives Confidential (TLC); Africa (Disc); Real Husbands of Hollywood/Second Generation Wayans (Bet); Total Blackout (Syfy); Cougar Town (TBS); The Joe Schmo Show (Spike); Hardcore Pawn: Chicago (truTV); Our America with Lisa Ling (OWN); The Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo); Chopped (Food); Diggers (NatGeo); Redrum (ID); Monstresses (Bio); I Hate My Kitchen (DIY); The Bad Girls Club (Oxy); Wild Things (BBC)
11PM – WWHL: Eve and Nigella Lawson (Bravo)