Is Melissa’s Ex-Boyfriend Bulldog Getting Ready to Spill the Beans? by NoMoreDrama
Melissa Gorga’s ex-boyfriend Bryan “Bulldog” has been less actie on twitter for the last few weeks, presumably as he courts offers from various tabloids. But Monday there was a resurgence of tweets targeted at Melissa Gorga, starting with this: “Forget about the sleeping dog.. The BULLDOG is starting to wake!!” Then “it’s ok! I just been staying quiet as they play Victim again. Someone’s gotta stand up & they came after me. So ill Stand!” and ” people don’t have to like everyone but 2attack someones life threating disability & pretend to be great people is just beyond me.” Then “Ill tell you this, There gonna have to do alot more chopping to knock this TREE down. 😉 ” and “She keeps having people tweet for her she thinks she’s slick.. Yea she’s about as slick as glue!! Keep selling your BS stories to magazines”, “Patience is a virtue! ;)”, “Yas made your bed now lie in it! I STAND AGAINST the WEAK who pick on the STRONG!!”, “I still refuse to stoop to there level n say what I would like too.. I just know I’m better then that 🙂 thanks everyone for the support :)”
My question is – if Bulldog provides proof that Melissa carried on an affair with him after she was married with Joe, do you care? I sure don’t at this point. I just want them to all go away.
It’s the Nanny’s fault.
Last night on RHOBH we were all shocked when a seemingly tipsy Taylor didn’t know her daughter was with Kyle Richards. This is what Kyle had to say on twitter last night: “Kennedy’s nanny brought her over to me and I asked if she could stay with me. Assumed she asked Taylor and she didn’t !” “Taylor had arranged to have Kennedy taken to her Moms to stay. Then the nanny left her with me w/out asking” “Taylor was very angry with the nanny!” “Kennedy is not ALWAYS with me.
@TaylorArmstrong trusts me and knows we love her.” “I assumed the nanny had asked Taylor if Kennedy come over”
At this point I have to wonder why Kyle would take her cast mate’s little girl with her to an event that was being filmed WITHOUT PERMISSION! What’s up with that? Taylor hasn’t brought Kennedy to any events this year – but Kyle decides to bring her along?? What if Kennedy had a tantrum or said something out of turn? WHAT THE HECK WAS KYLE THINKING? Not cool. I would never take a child I was looking after to another person’s home without calling the mom first. But hey, let’s throw the nanny under the bus.
Taylor was tweeting up a storm last night:
“I didn’t invite my friends over to see the result when I decided to blow my lips up like a duck. Plastic surgery reveal parties, only in BH”
“If Kim thinks we should “talk about it later” …uh why did she bring it up in the first place? She acts as though I missed her wedding.”
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “White Party Pooper” by BB
Kim is throwing a party so everyone can see her nose and also thank them for supporting her in her sobriety. She seems to have no trouble telling all her “helpers” what to do beforehand. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her so “in charge” so good for her. Kyle, Portia, Kennedy, Fayke, Marisa and Adrienne are there along with other family members. Kyle and Kim get a call from Taylor telling them she’s fallen in love in the past 48 hours and she’s flying off to Beaver Creek with him that night. Even though she doesn’t tell Kyle and Kim who she’s going off with, we all know it’s her married lawyer boyfriend lover. Kyle asks Taylor if she wants her to keep Kennedy while she’s gone and Taylor says “Kennedy’s with you?” Taylor didn’t even know where her precious daughter Kennedy was. How sad.
Kyle and Kim tell Adrienne and Marisa what’s going on with Taylor. Adrienne quickly laughs before she reigns herself in. Marisa tells Kyle Taylor leaves Kennedy with her way too much while Kyle tries to defend Taylor with the single mom sad story routine. Marisa is not buying it. They all agree that: Taylor should be keeping better tabs on Kennedy; all of them know where their small kids are at all times; and Taylor wasn’t sober when she made that call. As for Kim’s nose, Adrienne tells her Paul could have done as good or better job than her doctor did and suggests Marisa see Paul if she wants her nose done. I hope this isn’t another “why didn’t you use The Palms for the bachelorette party?” problem with Adrienne.
Kim’s doctor shows up and takes her bandages off. Everyone is standing around waiting for Kim to show her nose. Kim shyly comes out and everyone makes a fuss over Kim and oohs and ahhs. Marisa thinks Kim’s old nose fit her face great, but more power to her. Adrienne has the audacity to tell Kim’s doctor that Paul could have done just as good a job, and he graciously tells her Paul probably could have done better. Adrienne tells Kim’s doctor that he did a good job and now she can tell Paul’s family members to go to him.
At Adrienne’s, she and Paul are yelling at their boys to not run around the pool. They smell smoke and realize that Lisa’s old house is on fire. Adrienne doesn’t think it’s safe for them to stay there and she wants to take the kids and leave. It is a huge fire and you can see the flames and smoke billowing up. Paul tells Adrienne she can’t leave because the street is blocked off. She’s going anyway. Adrienne is pissed because Paul won’t leave with them.
It’s the day of Kyle’s White Party and she’s running around trying to get things ready for the big event. She chastises Mauricio for being so helpful while he’s lying around playing with the kids. Kyle is worried about Paul and Brandi seeing each other for the first time since their blowout at Mauricio’s event. What was she thinking? She’s thinking that as long as she has these dramatic White Parties, she will be on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, that’s what she’s thinking.
Paul and Adrienne are leaving for the party. She’s complaining about Paul pulling her down the steps too quickly. In the limo, Paul tells Adrienne she looks very nice and she half-heartedly tells him he looks nice too. Adrienne is sitting very awkwardly in the limo. She will not put her arms against her white dress and her legs are super shiny and bronzy like she just applied her spray tan five minutes ago. Probably not a good idea when you are going to be wearing all white.
Kyle and Fayke are in Kyle’s house doing hair and make-up for the party while Adrienne and Paul are in the limo talking about Brandi. Adrienne advises Paul not to go to Brandi’s level at the party. She tells him to stay above the fray because Brandi will try . . . Paul asks Adrienne if she spoke to their attorney because Brandi said she got a letter from him. Paul says there was no letter to Brandi. Adrienne doesn’t deny there wasn’t a letter. She says she hasn’t seen it. Adrienne and Paul would never destroy someone else’s reputation – that’s not them. Adrienne mocks Brandi about her saying she’s a mom and she had no money, but she always has money for plastic surgery. As they get nearer to the party, Adrienne tells Paul to relax and think of karma in life. Karma, huh? They are now divorced and word is Adrienne will not be a housewife next season.
Kyle was very hesitant to have her White party this year because of what happened last year. Flashback to Taylor and Russell getting thrown out of last year’s party because they e-mailed Camille and threatened to sue her. But Brandi and Adrienne’s fight is not going to stop her from doing it. That and the drama she knows will probably unfold later. She loves it, I tell ya.
Lisa and Ken arrive and Lisa talks to Marisa about her former house being red-tagged because of the fire. Brandi arrives (with Jennifer and Etirsa, her friends) and she is very nervous because she knows Adrienne and Paul will be there soon. Meantime, Brandi sees someone across the room and thinks he’s cute (her type). He’s a realtor from The Agency and Kyle tells Brandi she will investigate for her.
When Paul and Adrienne arrive, Kyle jokingly asks them if they are on the list. Kyle is hoping her party is big enough so people can avoid each other. Good luck with that.
Adrienne can’t hug or touch anyone because her self-tanning spray will rub off on everyone’s white outfit. She has already ruined a couch and chair at Lisa’s house. Lisa didn’t want to mention it but she decided to do it after it happened a second time. Adrienne tells Lisa that baby-wipes will remove it. Lisa had to have a couch reupholstered. Adrienne doesn’t seem to think there’s anything wrong with leaving gross brown stains on people’s clothes and furniture.
Other people arrive – Kim, then Taylor. Taylor tells Kim about her little get-away (she re-kindled with an old friend) and how nice it was that a man held her hand, ordered dinner for her, etc. Kim cannot believe Taylor doesn’t explain herself about how she handled the situation with Kennedy, etc. Taylor is not apologetic in the least. It’s all about Taylor.
OK, here we go again. I am totally over the word play between everyone, and I mean everyone, about what Adrienne and Paul did in response to Brandi’s comments about them and/or their family. I am also totally over what Adrienne and Bernie have done to Brandi. They all need to GET OVER IT and move on! If Brandi had to spend big bucks because of something she said out of turn, then maybe it’s a lesson she needed to learn the hard way. That doesn’t excuse Adrienne and Paul’s acting like total asses about it either.
Brandi is about to have an anxiety attack and is tired of the underlying tension hanging over her everywhere she goes. She thinks it’s time she talks one-on-one with Adrienne. Why she needs to do it at the White Party I don’t know, but this is Bravo folks. She tells Lisa she didn’t realize she would be this anxious seeing Paul. Lisa suggests she ask Adrienne to talk to her without Paul. Her friend Etirsa offers to ask Adrienne if she will have a private conversation with Brandi. In her talking head, Lisa says it’s not going to be a fair fight. In a battle of wits between Brandi and Adrienne, Adrienne is unarmed. Whoa Lisa!
Etirsa approaches Adrienne and tells her Brandi wants to talk. Paul is not going to let Adrienne go alone so he accompanies her. They all agree they are a little nervous. Brandi tells them she doesn’t want to have issues with them and she liked them before. Adrienne says she just wanted to settle that a letter is different than a lawsuit (so is she admitting there was a letter after all?). Brandi said she had to hire a lawyer to handle things and Adrienne said she had too also. Brandi asks Adrienne why she had to hire a lawyer. Adrienne says it’s because she and Paul were hearing things Brandi was saying, so obviously they both had to hire lawyers. Brandi tells Adrienne she didn’t want to hire a lawyer, and Adrienne said she didn’t want to hire one either. Adrienne tells Brandi this doesn’t have to do with her, but with things she has said. Huh? Adrienne says it’s about twitter and other things she said. Brandi says she can prove she’s had things said about her too. Paul interjects that they are not litigious and they don’t just go out and sue people. It finally gets to the point where Brandi tells Adrienne she uses Bernie and she uses lawyers to spread rumors and sell stories about her to tabloids. Paul wants Brandi to show him a copy of a letter from Bernie accusing her of things. Brandi hands Paul some papers but nobody really explains what they are. Apparently someone from Radaronline has told Brandi that Bernie is selling stories to them about Brandi.
In his talking head, Paul says if what Brandi is saying is true they can’t have Bernie in their employ. Thanks to Bravo editing, we never see what Paul’s response is to Brandi after he reads the paperwork she handed to him. We see Taylor and her friend Dwight talking to Brandi’s two friends. And we see Lisa telling Kyle that the two situations (Russell and Taylor threatening to sue Camille and Adrienne and Paul threatening to sue Brandi) are the same thing and Kyle needs to realize that. Lisa tells Kyle she must immediately go throw Adrienne and Paul out of her house for doing the same thing Russell and Taylor did. Rules are rules. Kyle says she’s not going to go through what she did last year.
Back to Brandi, she’s is still arguing the point that she had to hire a lawyer because of threats from Adrienne. Jennifer points out that Brandi was ordered in the letter to show up at a meeting or else. Adrienne says that’s not true and asks Brandi is the letter to her or her friend? In his talking head, Paul says yes, Brandi was warned.
Taylor explains to Kyle once again that she feels the Brandi/Adrienne situation is the same scenario that happened between her and Camille. Kyle agrees in her talking head, but she can’t seem to tell Adrienne and Paul to their faces what hypocrites they are being. Meanwhile Brandi is telling Adrienne and Paul that she doesn’t have money to spend on lawyers and they tell her then she should watch what she does and says. Brandi finally tells them she’s not going to watch herself because what she said is the truth and maybe they should watch what they lie about. Adrienne and Paul call Brandi a loose cannon and she just says what’s on her mind. Brandi tells them “Welcome to the U.S. of A.” (Well, not that nicely).
Brandi, Paul and Adrienne (with Jennifer sitting there) seem to be finishing up their discussion. Not agreeing, but finishing it. Brandi tells them she doesn’t want to spend any more money on lawyers and Paul tells Brandi the next time she has a problem with something she hears, just call Adrienne about it. Then, of course, here comes everyone else to continue the brouhaha. Let’s see there is Lisa, Ken, Kyle, Taylor, Fayke and Dwight. Adrienne says there’s always three sides to a story. Lisa says the truth has one story. Ken says friends do not sue friends and starts in about what Adrienne and Bernie have done to him and Lisa. Paul asks Ken if he wants to start something now and Ken tells him to finish his bullshit with Brandi then they’ll talk.
Ken brings up Adrienne accusing Lisa of selling stories to the tabloids and how it affected their business. Paul counters with Lisa’s Maloof Hoof comment and how it hurt Adrienne’s business. BEST LINE OF THE NIGHT from Ken. “That made your shoe.” Loved it. Dwight asks them to listen to Taylor. Taylor says “I want you to acknowledge that there was a similarity between what you (Adrienne and Paul) did and what Russell did.” Adrienne tells her she’s sorry, but there is not. Flashback to Adrienne telling Paul that friends don’t sue friends OR threaten to sue friends. It came out of her mouth, it’s on film for all eternity. Taylor asks them if they recognize there is a similarity. Paul says no, he doesn’t. Dwight reminds them that Camille just received a letter, no lawsuit, and they were the ones asking that Taylor get kicked out of the party. Paul asks Dwight what he’s doing there and he doesn’t want to hear it. Because the truth hurts I guess. He tells Dwight to buzz off.
Kyle states she doesn’t want anyone in her home feeling they’re being attacked. Adrienne thanks Kyle. Ken tells Paul he should pay Brandi’s lawyer’s fee and everyone will live happily ever after. Paul wants to know why Ken doesn’t pay it since he’s acting like Brandi is his daughter or girlfriend or whatever. Ken says because he’s not the one suing her. Adrienne and Paul again say they are not suing Brandi. Kyle asks if progress was being made before everyone joined them and Adrienne and Paul say yes. Kyle then says she’s done and the group breaks up. Brandi says she’s going to go dance with her boyfriend (Ken). Ken leaves saying friends shouldn’t sue friends. Brandi just says they’re disgusting. I hope this storyline is over because I know I’m over it.
Next week’s previews show Kim talking to Taylor about her drinking and during a trip to Paris, Lisa becomes worried about Kim’s lucidity.
Vanderpump Rules by NoMoreDrama
(photos from bravotv.com)
The show opens with Jax and Laura Leigh looking for a restroom so they can have sex. No – that was last week. This week they’re going into a sauna at a spa so that she can have the best orgasm of her life. For some reason they stay in the sauna for hours and get sick. It’s some sort of detox. Laura Leigh says she wishes she hadn’t taken her Prozac that morning. We learn that Laura Leigh went to Juliard and is intense and wants to be an actress. Jax is so not into her.
Stassi gets a cute puppy because she broke up with Frank. Katie doesn’t understand why they started fighting after Frank got fired. I don’t get why she doesn’t get it? Maybe it is editing. At least the girls are still talking.
Back to Jax and Laura Leigh. Laura Leigh wants to hang out at Jax’s house – but he doesn’t want her there because she’s an alcoholic that keeps relapsing and lying to him. He agrees to let her come over and I sure hope he doesn’t have any pets (like bunnies).
Lisa is in some sort of scene pretending that she cares about running the restaurant. She’s talking about a party. It will be a cross-over with the housewives because she mentioned Brandi will be coming. Great. Another cross-over.
Stassi, Sheana, and Katie are at the pool, but Stassi brings her laptop because she’s a “fashion writer” and does a column for Lisa’s daughter Pandora. Of course she doesn’t actually open her laptop and she’s drinking. Kristen shows up even though she’s still in a feud with Stassi. Two episodes left – they’d better make up. When Kristen goes to get a drink, Stassi trash talks her. She suddenly remembers her computer when Pandora calls. She claims she’s doing everything she can to get her column done as she orders another drink by the pool.
Laura Leigh is in a support group sharing. Jax walks in. He finds out she starting drinking at 12 then got into meth heavily, and her life spun out of control. Jax is shocked. Jax takes this opportunity to tell her he needs more space – but it’s clear he wants to dump her. She freaks out and goes for a walk. He finds her and she’s crumpled up in a little ball. He wants to slow it down – except for the sex – because he likes that part of the relationship. What a creep. He really did say that.
Pandora shows up at Lisa’s. Pandora explains that Stassi isn’t delivering on her column for Pandora’ website. She explains that she hasn’t had a column from Stassi in two months (she’s supposed to write twice a week). Pandora is going to tell her it’s her last chance. What a joke. Lisa explains that she makes allowances for Stassi at work because she’s working with Pandora – but since she’s not working with Pandora – why is she bothering? Pandora confronts Stassi and Stassi starts to cry. Why can’t these ladies just fire her?? Is she getting paid for this column? What does the column have to do with SUR? Is this just a ploy to talk about Pandora’s website?
It’s an intervention. Stassi apologizes, but then she goes on a rant against Laura Leigh dating Jax and supposedly being her friend. Clearly she’s still not over Jax because if I remember correctly, she started dating Frank first and he was sort of Jax’s friend. Lisa and Pandora are sitting there with strange looks on their faces. Why don’t they fire her?
The boys meet at some sort of fitness trail (with stations) and have the lamest workout I’ve ever seen in my life. They talk about Jax and his relationships. It turns out Tom can’t stand Stassi. Jax defends her. I’m guessing none of these men have enough money for a membership to a fitness club.
Stassi shows that she took Lisa and Pandora’s talk seriously by whining about her shift at SUR when Peter tries to assign stations. Laura Leigh confronts her (they are both at work). Apparently Stassi has been texting her every night. Now Stassi tells Laura Leigh that Jax has been texting her telling her how pretty she is. The owner has to break up the fight. Stassi is so upset she wants to go home – but it’s Friday night and the owner is a little worried about how crowded the place it – but realizing that Stassi’s useless even if she’s there – he lets her go. Way to take your job seriously.
It’s time for Lisa’s party. For some reason Sheana wants to work the party and not cover for Kristen in the restaurant. I suppose it’s about camera time. Sheana whines and whines about how she wants to work the party and that’s why she sat down with Brandi, but Lisa is firm that she can’t work the party, so she goes home crying. Baby. You slept with her husband – get over yourself.
Jax is at the bar crying. Stassi is back so this must be another night. ( I seriously doubt this is the same night as Lisa’s party – editing!) Jax and Stassi sit down to talk, because what else do you do when you work at SUR but cry, drink, fight, or sit down and talk. Stassi says she can’t take Jax seriously while he has another girlfriend. He says he doesn’t have a girlfriend – Laura Leigh is just a distraction (ouch). They move on to a serious talk and he pours his heart out and talks about marriage and kids. Please no. She agrees to be friends, and to let him grovel. He vows to get her back. Now he has to break up with Laura Leigh. I keep looking at the clock wondering how much more of this I’ll have to watch. The things I do for the blog.
Now Laura Leigh confronts Jax. Apparently he just stopped calling and texting her without explanation – yet they WORK together and he expected her to just go away. (Is this the same night?) She’s at the bar and he’s working, and she’s telling the customers how horrible he is. He can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. Why aren’t these people fired? She calls him a coward. Stassi comes up and puts in an order. HA. Actually Laura Leigh is making sense. He’s a complete coward. Now she says that he’s been f**ing her without protection and intimate yet he doesn’t have the decency to even talk to her when he breaks up with her – he just unfriended her on facebook. This is all taking place IN THE RESTAURANT IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS. I actually start to feel sick when I think about the STDs that these people must have. At this point I’m pretty much done with this show. I’d rather watch Adrienne Maloof leave brown stains on Lisa’s chair.
Tuesday Night Lineup, February 19th by BB
8PM – NCIS (CBS); Hart of Dixie (CW); Betty White’s Off Their Rockers (NBC); The Taste (ABC); Raising Hope (Fox); New Girl/Mindy Project (Fox); Pretty Little Liars (Fam); Dual Survival (Disc); Holmes Inspection (DIY); Bad Girls Club Atlanta (Oxy); Cesar Milan (NatGeoWild)
9PM – Dance Moms (Life); NCIS LA (CBS); Cult (CW); Go On/The New Normal (NBC); The Bachelor (ABC); The Ultimate Fighter (FX); The Lying Game (Fam); Income Property (HGTV); Storage Wars TX (A&E); Dual Survival (Disc); Face Off (SyFy); Top Gear (Hist); Doomsday Preppers (NatGeo); My Dirty Little Secret (ID); The Face (Oxy); Bear with Jonathan (BBC)
10PM – Vegas (CBS); Double Divas (Life); Smash (NBC); Body of Proof (ABC); Frontline (PBS); Justified (FX); White Collar (USA); Snooki and JWOWW (MTV); House Hunters (HGTV); Yukon Men (Disc); Real Husbands of Hollywood/Second Generation Wayans (BET); Total Blackout (SyFy); Wild Appalachia (Anpl); The Joe Schmo Show (Spike); Hardcore Pawn (truTV); Our America with Lisa Ling (OWN); Ultimate Soldier Challenge (Hist); The Millionaire Matchmaker (Bravo); Diggers (NatGeo); Redrum (ID); Monstresses (Bio); Bad Girls Club (Oxy); Wild Things (BBC)
BRANDI IS CO-HOSTING THE VIEW
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