Real Housewives of Atlanta – Peaches Don’t Grow in Atlanta by RamonaCoaster
Nene is setting up her home for when the ladies come to Los Angeles and planning the drinks, hor d’oevres and a nine o’clock dinner. Nene asks when Cynthia calls if all the ladies are getting along. What do you think, Nene? The ladies are in the limo and the driver says the stretch hummer can’t go up the winding hill to their rented home in the hills. They call Nene to come get them. I hope they get a refund for that transportation service. They all make it there in one piece with all their wigs and eyelashes on. Nene doesn’t want them to stay at her house because she likes her privacy which is why they are in a rented place. Doesn’t Bravo pay for that? Nene is inviting them for a nine o’clock dinner and already the ladies are complaining they are tired having just got off the flight from Atlanta. They all go outside to the balcony to toast to Hollywood.
The lawyer makes it much later then the rest of the ladies. They are back in the hummer and they were supposed to be at Nene’s house at 9 but it is eleven so Cynthia calls her. Nene is upset that they are late and told them to not come. They roll up twenty minutes to midnight and Nene is really mad. Nene greets them with a goodbye and yells at them that it’s midnight. Kenya says they are here for Nene. Nene is mad because she paid a lot of money for the caterers and wait service. Kandi wants a box of food to go. In her TH Nene wants them to eat the nail polish off their nails. Kenya wants to give her a group hug and the other ladies are rolling their eyes. Kandi starts to walk towards her house slowly because she’s really hungry.
Kenya peeks through the window and reminds Nene she at least wants to see the dining room table she let her have. Kandi in her TH accuses Nene of being “Hollywood” when Nene tells them she has to prepare for a shoot this week. They all go back into the limo and start complaining and joking about the situation. They go to Fatburger and pick up some food to go.
Kenya is making breakfast for the group because she wants everyone to be on time. She was embarrassed to be late the night before at Nene’s. Porsha gets up and helps out setting up the silverware and plates. They are all impressed. Cynthia thinks Kenya is dressed to show Phaedra her abs since they are shooting competing butt videos. Kenya can’t believe Porsha is too dumb to know how to make coffee. Porsha gets the lawyer to come down and the lawyer thinks Kenya will put an extra serving on her breakfast plate. Kenya set up a time to go to the Groundlings, a legendary improv company where many famous people have launched their careers.
Nene is practicing her lines in the backyard with Gregg. Then she starts talking about how late the ladies were the night before and Gregg tells her to start anew with the ladies. They came late, got locked out and they should be even.
The ladies arrive at the Groundlings and the improv coach asks the ladies their experiences. Kenya lists down some movies I’ve never heard of and Cynthia was on the Cosby show. That I’ve heard of. They are all impressed. Kenya in her TH wants the ladies to recognize that she has worked with a lot of famous people too. They all do a weird caw-caw and a dance as their first exercise. Then they all had to compliment each other but of course Kenya and the lawyer were still catty to each other. Nene then shows up late and she is now not allowed to perform. Nene gets it. They must be afraid that she might outperform them, she surmises.
Nene gets her badge out to take them around the movie studio. Nene is certainly giving them a show right off the bat with her hot pink thong. Watch out for a UTI Nene! Nene is driving and she drives through a gate which practically drops on Kenya’s head but Kenya is fine. Nene shows them her trailer for Rocky her character.
Later on that night Nene arrives at a restaurant and greets the maitre d’ by name. The rest of the ladies arrive and they get shown to a private room. The lawyer wants the audience to know in her TH that she has a stun gun if Kenya starts going kray-kray. Everyone is wondering if Porsha is pregnant because she is tired and not drinking alcohol. Kandi then tells them Kim stole her baby name Cash. Well, Kim isn’t paying for her house in cash any time soon unless she leaves Kroy for another Big Poppa so why she naming her baby “Cash”. Someone asks about the bootie video and Kenya is naming hers “Kenya Moore’s Bootie Boot Camp.” The lawyer doesn’t want to reveal the name of her video in case Kenya steals that too. Kenya tells Nene that she broke up with Walter. Everyone likes Walter and tells her he will be invited to one other event. Porsha reveals that Walter was invited to Kordell’s birthday party that Kenya wasn’t invited to. Kenya then gets upset and leaves. She remembers when he embarrassed her in Anguilla. Maybe that’s why they like him. Porsha and the lawyer seem to be enjoying this.
Nene runs after Kenya to talk. Nene is trying to explain they didn’t know the situation with Walter and Kenya says she didn’t want to say anything to the two ladies that are not her friend. Meanwhile at the dinner table, the lawyer tells the rest of ladies that Walter has dated some of her friends. Apparently Kenya can’t win, the ladies are pushing her against a wall and if she pushes back they call her crazy.
Monday Night Lineup, March 4th by BB
8PM – Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Bravo); The Biggest Loser (NBC); The Bachelor (ABC); Rules of Engagement (8:30 CBS); Bones (Fox); The Carrie Diaries (CW); WWE Monday Night Raw (USA); Switched at Birth (Family); Fast ‘N Loud: Revved Up (Disc); Continuum (SyFy); E News/Chasing the Saturdays (E!); Finding Bigfoot: Further Evidence (Anpl); Love & Hip Hop (VH1); Are You Tougher Than a Boy Scout (NatGeo)
9PM – Vanderpump Rules Reunion (Bravo); The Following (Fox); 90210 (CW); Love It or List It (HGTV); Fast ‘N Loud (Disc); Being Human (SyFy); Finding Bigfoot: Further Evidence (Anpl); American Pickers (Hist); Bizarre Foods America (Trvl); Dallas (TNT); Blank Ink Crew (VH1); Alaska State Troopers (NatGeo); Kitchen Crashers (DIY); The Food Hospital (Cook); Top Gear (BBC); Built for the Kill (NatGeoWild)
10PM – L.A. Shrinks (Bravo); Deception (NBC); Teen Mom 2 (MTV); House Hunters (HGTV); Undercover Boss Canada (TLC); The Devil’s Ride (Disc); Lost Girl (SyFy); Lizard Lick Towing (truTV); Dateline on OWN (OWN); Pawn Stars (Hist); Hotel Impossible (Trvl); Monday Mornings (TNT); La La’s Full Court Life (VH1); Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (Food); Inside Combat Rescue (NatGeo); How the Universe Works (Science); True Crime with Aphrodite Jones (ID); Deadly Wives (Bio); Bath Crashers (DIY); That Sex Show (10:30 LOGO); Bang Goes the Theory (BBC)
11PM – WWHL: Stassi Schroeder and Jax Taylor (Bravo)