Real Housewives of Orange County / Dancing with the Stars / Survivor Blood versus Water Early Spoilers

From Kim Zolciak:  “Tonight’s episode if Dont be Tardy I have been dreading for months!!! Ill be watching with you guys!! 10pm tonight!!!!!”

I’m never one to miss a trainwreck so if I’m home I’ll be tuning in – NMD!

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Real Housewives of Orange County

by Stars99

This episode starts with Terry and Heather getting ready to go out somewhere.  In possibly one of the grossest scenes ever, Terry is actually cutting his toenails.  He might as well use a hacksaw.  Terry nicely asks Heather if she wants to cut his toenails… but of course she doesn’t – because we know she’s still mad at him.  Ewww… do we really need to watch this?   Okay, Dear Bravo – One good way to get even LESS people to watch your gooberhead shows is to have the opening scene involve someone cutting their toenails!  Holy Crap on a Cracker!   Terry says he doesn’t know what else Heather wants him to do – since he’s already apologized.  I know what I want you to do, Terry – I want you to STOP CUTTING YOUR TOENAILS ON CAMERA!   Heather says she works incredibly hard for this family and she wanted him to say, “Whatever you need, Pookie Wookie Puddin’ Pie” (I’ll leave it to your imagination as to what part of that he really said…) Terry says that he thinks that goes without saying… Finally, even Heather has had enough of Terry cutting his toenails and he asks him to stop and listen to her for 2 seconds… Heather thinks it’s tough to continually be on the “Terry Dubrow Show” She then lists all the hats she wears for the kids;  she’s mom, cook, tutor, chauffer, laundress, housekeeper, coach, party planner, tutor, …etc.  and Terry, in a Captain Oblivious kinda way, unfortunately points out that she said “tutor” twice… Heather says, “You are a jerk” and storms off… In his talking head, Terry smugly describes Heather as being a finely tuned violin – that if you pluck her strings too hard they’ll snap in your face.  Okay, but here is what I thought it was interesting – Heather storms out into another room – which turns out to be a honkin’ and I mean HONKIN’ closet in which you could actually get lost.  It was holy cow plush… you see like rows and rows of hanging clothes behind large paned glass doors.  There’s a 2 foot vase on the edge of a center island with fresh flowers in it… I mean, really, when was the last time that you had a vase of fresh flowers in your closet?  Terry makes his way into the closet apologizing the whole way and manages to find Heather in the maze of all the gorgeous clothes hanging everywhere.  Heather is mad that Terry can’t stop joking and can’t even keep himself in check for a 30 second conversation… she’s done… then she tells him to “go” so she can get dressed.

Eddie and Tamra are excited that the wine came in for “Wines by Wives.”  Tamra once again explains to us that it’s a wine of the month club that people get a bottle of wine each month that either she or Vicki picks out.  Okay, I’m squinting my eyes and my brain to try to remember last week when they were moving into the new “Wines by Wives” corporate offices.  Yes, one of the guys said, “No elevators.” Are they really going to distribute wine from this office location?  Whoa… I mean who in the world would rent office space for a wine distribution company that’s not located on the first floor when there aren’t any elevators?  That’s just bad, bad planning.  It’s quite shocking, actually.  They’re idiots.  (Sorry, the preceding statement was solely the opinion of the writer and does not necessarily reflect the opinion of the blog or of its’ affiliates.)

Well, color me surprised – they’re taking a wine tasting trip together in a limo!  Eddie is happy they’re going on this trip because he will have a chance to ride his bike.  Wait, I thought it was a wine tasting trip?  Tamra doesn’t understand how Eddie can’t seem to go one day without riding his bike.  Eddie tries to explain to her that it’s how he gets his energy – that it’s how he recharges. He says, “It’s like plugging a chord into the wall and recharging.”  Tamra retorts, “You can plug into me – You’re starting to ride your bike more than you ride me.”  Somewhere in the wee hours of the morning, I start to inexplicably sing, “Save a horse, ride a cowboy.”  Eddie sweetly smiles and says that he doesn’t get recharged from her. 02Eddie goes for the kissGosh Eddie, why is that – because she may or may not have the right equipment, allegedly?  Tamra is shocked and says, “You don’t?” Eddie says well, it’s a four hour bike ride – and it’s only a 2 minute ride with you.  Tamra says it used to be a 5 hour ride… Eddie goes in for a kiss and Tamra backs away.  He tells her not to be jealous… Wow, these two kids just might make it after all, no?  Tamra tells us that if Eddie was having an affair that it would be with his bicycle… yeah, his bike named “Mike.” Allegedly.

o8Vicki and Lydia in CarLydia, her hat and her husband Doug show up to Heather and Terry’s house… they’re invited in for a drink but Lydia declines because they’re on a time schedule to go get Vicki.  Tamra and Eddie pick up Gretchen and Slade in their limo.  Oh I get… it’s team limos again.  Lydia, Doug, Heather, Terry and Vicki are in one; and Tamra, Eddie, Gretchen and Slade are in the other.  Vicki says it really sucks to be a single girl on a couple’s trip.

Everyone arrives at the Cielo Wineyards in Malibu in their two limos… I wonder if they waved at Yolanda on the way?  Even though we saw the sign for “LAX” airport – it only takes like an hour and a half to get to Malibu from Orange County.  Tamra tells us that there are lots of things they need to get accomplished while they’re there.  They have to taste wines (duh), talk about prices, talk to the owners and see if they’re interested in being represented in the wine club.  This is a business trip, daganbit!  Seriously, images of a certain RHONJ Napa Valley trip fly into my head.  Once they get to their destination, Lydia gives Gretchen and Slade a greeting card.  Lydia tells us in her talking head that she can’t imagine having a sick child that it would be the hardest thing in the world.  She knows that Gretchen and Slade are having a hard time.  She and Gretchen haven’t really clicked yet… so she thinks that this may be a way they can bond…. Gretchen says that it’s the first time that she thought Lydia had a really good heart.  You kind of didn’t have to give her the greeting card on camera – could have snail mailed it, no?

They stand around outside and begin to taste some wines.  They start off with a White Rabbit Chardonnay… cheers… they all drink it down… then Purple Haze… Heather tells us, “The wine is quite lovely, but nothing equals ‘The Champs’.” If you really want to be in the cool kids’ club, call it “Chumps” to Heather’s face, I dare you!.” Tamra, who is a partner in a wine distribution company, mind you… doesn’t claim to be a “sommelier” or a “tamaleyay” but instead considers herself to be a professional wine drinker.  Oh I get it… she was making a joke!   Gretchen also says of herself that she doesn’t have a very sophisticated palate – but if the wine tastes good, then it’s good!  Vicki asks what the price point on that particular wine…. Tamra says they just asked… and the vineyard owner is hugging his adult daughter and is very happy she’s not berating him right now.  He was clearly going to say something else, but before he has a chance – Vicki blurts out that she kinda thought they might have been a couple and that she thought, “Wow, he’s really robbing the cradle.”  Awkward, Party of 1 – Oh Vicki, Vicki, Vicki… Heather thinks that saying something like that is like asking someone if they’re pregnant if you’re not sure.  Then because Vicki just can’t move on, she continues to talk about it – she explains she was confused because they were “like lovey dovey” and touchy and stuff… lol… She looks at the others like, did you get it?  Ummm, yes, because he introduced her as his daughter. Vicki insists in her talking head that everyone must have been thinking the same thing as she was because after all they all live in Orange County and that they’re lying if they didn’t think the same thing.  I get that she’s implying there are lots of older men with young, hot girls at their side – but come one… You know it’s pretty bad when Tamra, Queen of Rude, is looking at you like you’re an alien for saying what you just said.  Then, Heather, you know the one who was so danged indignant just a moment ago about what Vicki just said, has the audacity to ask the daughter her age in front of God and everyone else.  She’s 24, by the way.  Umm… Since when is it appropriate to ask a woman her age – especially someone who is a potential professional business partner?  I mean there are polite ways to find that crap out.  Then, in this week’s installment of, “I kid you not” – Vicki quickly reassures the daughter that she “Looks way older than 24.”  What?? Wow…. The daughter stammers, “Thank you, I think.”  Yeah, I’m not sure how to take that one, either.  Gretchen tells us that Vicki has this way of inserting not only her foot but her entire leg into her mouth.   I agree.  I think Vicki should chew slowly and carefully.  Tamra concludes that maybe Vicki should just not talk at all.

o1AlexisMeanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away, Alexis and Jim are going to a Grand Opening of a trampoline park in San Diego.  Wow, I didn’t know they were opening two different trampoline parks!   I knew of the one in Anaheim but they also have one in Chula Vista.  Alexis has always been very proud of her husband and his business ventures.  Alexis is glad she didn’t go with the rest of the women to the wine tasting.  They’re glad you didn’t go either, Alexis.  She divulged that she wasn’t even invited to Malibu.  Alexis laughs it off by talking about how Tamra gets when she’s around wine.  They arrive at the Grand Opening and Alexis is conveniently wearing “Sky Zone” blue… No really, she blends in with the colors of the trampoline park.  Alexis says the facility looks “prettier” when there’s people.  Don’t you want to just pat her on the top of her widdle pretty blonde head?  They’re thanked by the representative from the Chamber of Commerce for investing into the city of Chula Vista.  Alexis says that it sure makes any drama with the other women seem miniscule. It just cracks me up that the most prestigious person they were able to secure for this Grand Opening is a generic representative from a Chamber of Commerce?  I mean, I’m really a nobody and even I could at least get a city or county official or two, a former Miss San Diego, etc.  Yikes…

So the weary wine tasters are checking into Westlake Village Inn.  People are asking if they’re all in the same building – and Vicki is saying that they’re not and that she’s separated from the pack all by her lonesome in another building.  Terry and Lydia both graciously asks her to come stay with them…  I didn’t understand this part of the conversation – but it was awfully nice of them to try to include her.  But you gotta know that it’s rather hysterical to me, because the only thing I can imagine being more awkward than being the only single person on a couples’ trip – is being the only single person in a couple’s hotel room on a couple’s trip.  Lol… Vicki tells us that it’s really weird checking into the hotel and everyone else is with their spouse… and it sucks to be a party of one.  Tamra says rather loudly, “Are you crying?” Obviously, Tamra needs to take lessons from Adrienne Maloof on how to do her sing songy voice, “Someone’s crying!” Vicki insists that dust just flew into her eye – I think it must have been the dust fairy.  Gretchen in a really vile talking head, mockingly cries while trying to imitate Vicki, “It’s so sad, it’s so horrible, I’m so sad, I haven’t been touched in 5 years… I want to tell Vicki to stop it and shut the h*** up.”  So, so nice, Gretchen.

04Heather and Terry BickersonThey sit down to dinner… Tamra starts a toast by saying, “Thank you guys so much coming out”… Wait, did Eddie come out? No, sorry… I misunderstood… I really wish he would come out – seriously.  But that’s a whole other Oprah. Vicki interrupts and says, “Cheers to supporting Tamra and my “Wines by Wives.”  Doug sweetly asked who picked out the wine they were drinking right then?  Tamra raises her hand.  Lydia divulges that the evening at Tamra’s didn’t go like she was used to when she got together with a group of friends.  Slade quickly points out that it’s the all the same people with one notable exception.  Well, that and the fact that the husbands or significant others are there, too.  o5Lydia trying to get a point acrossLydia said well, everyone was so upset with Alexis and she was thinking, “Hello…nice to meet you” and Slade points out the missing element in the drama is Alexis.  Tamra tells Lydia she thinks she handled herself well that night. Lydia says that she doesn’t think Alexis is an innocent white dove in this – but neither is anyone else.  She says that she thinks Alexis is most hurt by Gretchen and that she misses her.  Gretchen doesn’t understand that if she misses her so much then why she hasn’t called her?  Gretchen confides she hasn’t received even a text from her during this whole time about Grayson.  That’s really horrible, really – because you really hafta throw off all the piddly drama when someone’s life or death is at stake.  Shame on you, Alexis – You should exemplify love during this dark time when your friend just may need you.  I get that Gretchen said bad stuff… but come the heck on….

o6Tamra - handTamra asks Heather about “Hot in Cleveland” and if she’s excited about it.  She is and she sent everyone an email inviting them to the taping.  Tamra, ever classy, asks her if she gets to make out with anybody during the show?  Terry nervously laughs.  According to Tamra, that’s the best part of being an actress.  Tamra asks if she uses her tongue when she does on screen kisses.  Heather says that it depends. Terry exclaims, “You told me there were no tongues.”  I think Heather just wanted to flip Terry’s fig.  Tamra just thinks it would be cool if you were married, and you had to do a kissing scene that you could just say, “It’s my job.”  It’s like a free pass.  Wow – and I say if you want to kiss someone so badly go ahead and leave and don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!  Terry says he doesn’t like that part… but then he starts to make a joke about sitting there watching his wife kiss another actor while he’s thinking, “Wow, she is making so much money for this scene…keep it going.” However, Heather is clearly not in the mood for Terry’s jokes.

Tamra not-so-sweetly asks Vicki how things are going with “Vicki’s Vodka” then tells us that Vicki never told her directly that she had launched a vodka line – that she had to hear about it from someone else, “Thank you, partner.”  Tamra asks her if it’s keeping her busy?  This is a thinly veiled snipe from last week’s episode when Vicki didn’t show up to help them move into the new “Wine by Wives” offices.  Yes, between “Vicki’s Vodka, insurance and life – it’s all keeping her pretty busy right now.  Vicki tells us that she’s putting most of her energies into “Vicki’s Vodka” since that’s where she sees the most potential for big rewards coming from – or in layman’s terms – that’s where she will make the most money since she doesn’t have to split the profits with another housewife.  She tells Tamra that most of the Vegas casinos are going to be carrying “Vicki’s Vodka” Tamra astutely asks her if she can use those same connections to put the “Wines by Wives” there, too?  Vicki says they’re just not set-up that way – she tells her the business models are different. I think Tamra had good instincts because at first look the businesses are both alcohol-related.  However, they’re really selling two completely different things.  “Wines by Wives” is not selling the actual wine – but rather a membership into a wine club.  I’m not sure what she was thinking she wanted to put into casinos – it couldn’t be the actual wine itself – because it changes each month. Flyers? Advertisements of some sort?  But Tamra assures us that if the wine club was called “Wines by Vicki” that it would be a whole other story.  In her talking head, Vicki says she can do whatever the heck she wants…she can do Vicki’s wine, Vicki’s vodka, Vicki’s cigars…Tamra is not the only one who can have her own business.  Tamra’s pissed at all the energy Vicki’s putting into these other business ventures but not in “Wine by Wives.”

03Heather and TamraThe next day everyone meets for brunch.  Vicki sits at the head of the table.  Eddie and Slade have gone on a 6 hour bike ride.  Terry is jealous.  It’s okay, because they’re missing out on the Bloody Mary’s that are being served.  Tamra is complaining about Eddie being gone… and then says that he can’t have sex before he rides because it throws his mojo off.  She says Eddie says that it makes him less aggressive on his rides.  “That is so not true,” according to Terry, “They’ve done studies.”  Tamra says that when he comes home he is as horny as heck.  “Oh, well, then let him ride,” says Terry.  They start talking about whether that’s a conversation that Tamra needs to have with him or not – since marriage is compromise, etc.  Tamra says he’s always ridden his bike… Terry politely asks if he could say something and Heather asks him when has she ever been able to keep him from saying something.  Giggles.  Heather cautions Terry before he talks that the ice he’s on is already scarily thin… Vicki playfully asks him if he’s in trouble again?  Terry says, “Yes,” and explains that he’s said some things that were not cool… “Things to whom?” asks Tamra. To Heather… and yes, he’s apologized, he’s been apologizing – it’s a process.  Then in an irritating condescending, mothering voice, with a wink Vicki says, “Heather, you need to accept his apology and move on.” Heather explains that she has accepted his apology, but it’s when his behavior changes that she’ll believe and they can move forward.  They ask him what he did and said.  Terry summarized that instead of being supportive of Heather’s new acting opportunity that he was “goofy.”  Heather tells them that instead of expressing his support and that things would get handled for the week she would be working, that he did his usual jokey thing.  Tamra wonders if that’s how he shows his love to her?  Heather says, “No!”   Tamra thinks she knew about his sense of humor before she got married to him.  Heather did know he was a little funny, but it wasn’t always done at her expense.  Then Terry goes on to say that he wanted to end the fight and said, “That’s enough.” And he got mad and that he said things that were horrible – the kind that you can’t take back.  Heather tells him not to go into it… but he inexplicably continues on to say he used the “D” word…Heather tells him don’t say that… he says, “Divorce.”  Vicki inaudibly gasps… It’s embarrassing to Heather that Terry is bringing this up and going into this level of detail.  She doesn’t think people should know about what goes on behind closed doors – that it’s private.   Tamra cautions them never to get used to saying the “D” word – cuz that’s what happened with her.  Vicki explained that she and Don would use the word “divorce” as a term, “If you don’t do this more, we’ll get a divorce, if this doesn’t happen, then we’re going to get a divorce… and then finally after 10-12 years of saying stuff like that, each time you say it is like a brick and you build a wall so high you can’t see each other through it.  No matter how hard Vicki and Don tried to tear down that wall they just couldn’t do it – they couldn’t forgive and take away those words.  Heather cries and says she wants what she gives into the family… and she doesn’t think it’s too much to ask, and Terry agrees.

The bikers are back and Eddie is immediately chastised for wearing a hidden fanny pack because it makes him look chunky.  Yeah, that’s a great thing to say to someone just back after a 6 hour Mike ride… errrr… bike ride while you sat on your dupa eating and drinking.  Everyone is done with brunch… but Eddie wants to eat real quickly and take time to breathe.  Tamra tells him they’ve been waiting for them and that he should eat fast.  Tamra needs to go get changed.  She’s cranky that Eddie is committed to riding his bike all the time, however, when it comes to their wedding he is not committed to anything.  Tamra tells him to try not to be too long. No, he’s going to eat quickly.  Eddie goes in for another kiss… but first Tamra needs to tell him again that he’s late – but he’s sorry, it just took longer than he thought it would… and Tamra says, “It always does.”  The scene ends with Tamra walking off and Eddie saying, “Uh oh.”

They go back to Cielo Wineyards for a real wine tasting.  At first Vicki is tasting wine with the others – but then Tamra takes over and starts to talk price points, etc. Tamra wants to come up with her own blend and call it, “Too Good to Throw.”  Vicki steps 4 feet away and tries on a jacket, that’s part of stuff you can buy in the winery.  She explains to Terry, “Obviously, I’m not part of the wine tasting right now – so I’m shopping.” Meanwhile, Tamra complains to Gretchen, “Is she tasting wine, or is she just…”  Tamra doesn’t understand why she needs to try on coats cuz they’re there to taste wine.  Vicki tries on a coat and says she thinks it “Faux.”  It had better be “faux” because the only thing that’s more disgusting than a person who lives in Orange County who owns one fur coat is that same person owning two fur coats.  Tamra encourages Vicki to come over and taste wines.  Vicki says in her talking head that just because Tamra has been tasting more wine than she that it doesn’t make her a better business partner – it just makes her more drunk.   It’s hard to discern how much time passes… but the editing makes it appear like a moment later Vicki asks Tamra if they mind if they scoot out… because she needs to be in LA for a dinner.  Vicki asks, “You guys okay?”  Tamra responds, “No, yeah, you’re good.” Tamra doesn’t want to be in business with someone who clearly doesn’t want to be there.  As they’re walking out, Lydia says she thinks Vicki and Tamra should have a business meeting.   Vicki says she needs to leave and that she’s already an hour and a half late for dinner with 10 of her friends. Lydia asks Tamra if she’s okay with that… and Tamra says she’s not okay with that… Tamra is not okay with it because they’ve put a lot of money into this – I’m guessing Tamra means they’ve put money into the business.  Vicki thinks they’ve made the best out of it…  Vicki doesn’t want to go into it right now.  She tells Tamra, “If you want to stay and keep drinking, that’s fine.”  Tamra thinks Vicki is not engaged in the business but Vicki doesn’t want to get into a fight in front of everyone.  Vicki’s had this dinner engagement for six months… Tamra says that if this was about “Vicki’s Vodka” that she wouldn’t be leaving right now. (You see Lydia and Doug exit, stage left around this point…) Vicki doesn’t understand why Tamra is picking this fight with her right now. Tamra expresses that when Vicki says she’s doing this and that for “Vicki’s Vodka” that she doesn’t see that same level of energy being put in “Wines by Wives.”  Vicki says that she does a lot of things that Tamra doesn’t ever see for “Wines by Wives.”   Tamra says she does things that Vicki doesn’t see, aslo.  Tamra tells Vicki she’s not performing.  Vicki tells Tamra she’s not performing.  Vicki walks off and says, “Please, you THINK you’re performing.”  Tamra says to Vicki’s back, “You’re such a b***, you really are.” Vicki responds, “Tamra, go get happy somewhere… you’re a miserable person.”

09Vicki biting her tongue talking to HeatherHeather and Terry walk up to Vicki as she’s leaving – and they’re trying to figure out the ride situation.  Heather echoes Lydia’s sentiments that she thinks that she and Tamra need to sit down and have a meeting.  They’re not on the same page right now in business or in friendship and Heather thinks it’s sad.  So in an act of pure professionalism, Tamra asks the Vintner and daughter who are conducting the taste testing, “Was it me or was she disengaged?” Tamra explains that Vicki was over there – and so she asked the Vintner if he thought Vicki was even trying… and he concurs that she wasn’t – then he clarifies that she wasn’t trying as much as Tamra was.  It’s so professional, to trash talk your partner in front of potential supplier and encourage him to do the same, no?  In her talking head, Tamra says that Vicki planned this dinner knowing that they would be wine tasting that weekend. I don’t know about that… By the way, you guys had to wait and wait for your Mr. Bikeman to complete his ride before you all could even go to the winery – that’s why everything was running late, ya goofball.  Tamra chooses what the winery calls “Purple Haze” and “The Witch” to be her own personal blend, “Too good to Throw.”  Insert gratuitous “rich witch b***” joke here… I’m so not going to bring up the evil eye or anything right now… lol.

Terry and Heather separate out from the pact, and Terry asks her, “So, are we okay?”  “You mean after brunch?”  Terry says he feels weird that he talked about the “D” word to Heather’s friends… Heather would have preferred it to have stayed between them.  He explains that he knows he made a huge mistake and he wanted to own up to it.  Heather says she’s a little embarrassed.  Terry said it was a stupid thing for him to say and he’s so sorry and that he loves her.  Heather said she’s knows he’s sorry and she knows he loves her – but it’s about the punitive nature of the conversation.  It’s not about the actual content.  Heather tells us that she knows Terry doesn’t want to divorce her – but that he’s saying it to purposefully hurt her and that’s like a slap to her.  She doesn’t think that she says things to purposefully hurt Terry.  Heather suggests that they just get through the next week – let her have her moment… and then they’ll pick this subject up after that…

Vicki is at Coto Insurance office and Briana brings Troy in to see her.  Briana starts to complain again that the only way to see Vicki is when she’s at work because she’s there all the time. Isn’t that what Don used to say all the time?  Ryan’s working all the time, too.  Briana tells us that having a baby is a beautiful miracle but it also sucks.  You try to make him happy… but sometimes you just don’t know what to do.  Vicki tries to recap Malibu… Vicki said that she would ask a question then Tamra would overpower her and say, “No, we’re not doing it that way.”   Briana points out the obvious that isn’t Vicki the business woman?  Vicki says she had plans to go see her friends … Briana said, yeah, you had those plans for a while… Vicki says, “Yeah, for three months”… Wait, I thought it was six months just a couple of paragraphs ago?  Vicki says if Tamra is so willing to call her a “B***” to her face that she can’t imagine what she’s calling her behind her back…is that who you want as your friend?

Eddie and Tamra are at 242 Café and they order sake.  Tamra asks Eddie if the “foreign guys” showed up today?  Did she really just say that?  The second week in a row she says something inherently racist?  Tamra asks if they got the flooring down, finally?  Eddie says they have half of it done – but that it’s a lot of work… so much is going on at the same time.  Tamra wants to know if they are going to make it time for the Grand Opening?  Eddie tells her, “No.”  Tamra is concerned that she’s putting in too much time in “Wines by Wives” and not putting enough time into the fitness studio.  They talk about the Malibu trip – and Eddie says that if had just been Terry and Heather – that he wouldn’t have gone on the bike trip… but since everyone was there that he just didn’t want to spend that much time with everyone.  They talk about Vicki and about how they didn’t understand why she was even there.  Eddie doesn’t understand why Tamra’s partners with her.  In one of the most honest, self-reflective scenes I’ve ever seen Tamra take part in, she says how she goes from tasting wine one minute to screaming, “You’re a b****” the next minute.  She feels like she just lost it.  Tamra said she has a really hard time with communicating.  She said feels like she doesn’t say the right things and that she thinks she’s gonna screw-up.  She doesn’t know how to talk about emotions and she doesn’t know why…. Well, she kind of knows why.  She explains that they didn’t talk about anything when they were growing up and that they just swept things under the rug and moved on.  In her talking head, Tamra says she thinks she and Eddie get along so well because neither of them talk about their past.  We don’t talk about things like that. Tamra says the only way she knows to express how she feels is to scream and yell – that she can’t physically just sit down and talk – that she’s physically unable to do it.  Tamra says that she feels like a piece of crap when she says something to hurt someone and that she doesn’t actually mean to hurt them.  She says that she hates it when she hurts someone’s feelings – but she does it over and over again and she can’t stop it. Tamra thinks her lack of communication ultimately makes her look like a b*** because people don’t know why she’s freaking out – they don’t know why she’s mad.  Eddie says, “Well, if you keep it bottled up for the rest of your life, it’s not going to be good for the rest of your life – it’s not going to be good for us, either.”  Tamra says she just can’t continue to go on like this in life.  Wow… is there hope?

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Dancing with the Stars by Lisette

Welcome back everyone to the semi-finals of Dancing with the Stars! The stars are dancing two dances today so they get right to it…

Kellie & Derek – Argentine Tango – Score 30

  • CAI – 10
  • LG – 10
  • BT – 10

Obligatory previews of how difficult it is to learn two dances for today. They show again Len’s meltdown from last week. Onto the dance…The Argentine tango is my favorite dance style and Kellie & Derek do not disappoint. They start in front of an all red background so they are in silhouette and the effect is beautiful. Kellie has beautiful lines and Derek’s choreography is spectacular. Kellie does this split lift spin that was perfectly executed. Len called it a mix of pride and joy, pride in the technique, joy in the performance. He goes shut up close the door and call me Mary that was fantastic! Len LOVED it! Bruno welcomes Len to the side of the sublime. He said the silhouette section was perfection (I agree) and he compared her to Chita Rivera. Carrie Ann said it was perfection and outstanding. Also praised the silhouette dancing.

You may have read that Karina was injured during rehearsals yesterday. So of course they must show how she injures herself over and over and over. I bet they make Karina dance last so they can show this clip before every commercial break. I swear the producers live for moments like this and it is sad.

Ingo & Kym – Samba – Score 24

  • CAI – 8
  • LG – 8
  • BT – 8

Dance rehearsals…this is so hard….we have to push ourselves…blah, blah, blah…The dance is a really slow version samba. For a man that plays a sexy man on General Hospital Ingo is really stiff. I do commend him for making it this far but I hope he goes tomorrow. The judges are somber…LOL! Bruno says he can see Ingo puts the work in but he’s not quite there. And of course Bruno has to gyrate his hips to show how exaggerated Ingo rolled his hips. Carrie Ann called him inconsistent and that she’s looking forward to his Charleston. Len says through the darkest clouds a ray of sunshine comes through. He said Ingo basically did the best he could with what he had and said it was well done.

Alexandra & Mark – Rumba – Score 30

  • CAI – 10
  • LG – 10
  • BT – 10

The dance rehearsals show them learning Afro jazz first and this dance is right up Mark’s alley with all the weird exaggerated face movements Mark like to make. Aly is having a hard time with that. Then they show the rumba and how Aly has to be slow and sexual and well let’s see how the dance goes…The audience loves it and Carrie Ann is wooing loudly and Bruno can’t contain himself. Carrie Ann says she’s a woman all woman and that she drew us all in the dance and it was all right there. Len said had romance but wasn’t raunchy, said it was performed beautifully. Bruno said the transformation is complete the butterfly has such beautiful wings. He called her flow of movement was perfect.

Jacoby & Karina – Tango – Score 30

  • CAI – 10
  • LG – 10
  • BT – 10

Jacoby is having a hard time getting the dances and he’s getting frustrated. Then they show Karina’s accident but they’re dancing so I guess she’s OK. If you missed the clip don’t worry. I’m sure they will show it a few more times tomorrow. They’re dancing the tango on an elevated platform. The effects add a nice element to the dance. Unfortunately Jacoby looks a little stiff and at times gangly. Let’s see what the judges have to say…Len loved it! He said ka-ching right on the money that was brilliant! Bruno said the sexual tension was unbearable but he says it was so sleek and refined best performance ever from Jacoby. Carrie Ann asks for a kiss and then she proceeds to gyrate and flip her hair back and forth. That’s all she had to say.

Zendaya & Val – Quickstep – Score 25

  • CAI – 8
  • LG – 8
  • BT – 9

Zendaya is happy with hip hop but not Val as he’s never danced it before. They had to bring in Zendaya’s hip hop coach and Zendaya is loving knowing more about a dance than he does. But first the quickstep…The start the dance with a bit of race car theatrics. Not sure Len will like that. I don’t think this is one of her better dances. They also put bell bottoms on her costume and they are very distracting. She’s out of breath at the end which just goes to show the quickstep wears everyone out! Bruno called it a quickstep for the next generation. He said it was so fast and so furious and it was a fantastic effort but she lost her footing. Carrie Ann called it kind of a mess. Carrie Ann said it seemed like they were dragging each other through the dance. Len thought parts of the dance were fabulous but the speed was too intense and he was out of breath watching it. I agree the dance was too ambitious and it didn’t work.

Kellie & Derek – Flamenco – Score 28

  • CAI – 9
  • LG – 10
  • BT – 9

This is the part of the show where we see videos of our dancer’s early years and you get to see and hear the people from their lives talk about them. Kellie is up first. Abandoned by mother, alcoholic and drug addicted father that was incarcerated most of her life and raised by grandparents. Fast forward to American Idol and her career now touring and singing. Now onto the dance…The dance was good and for Derek never dancing it before he was really good (duh). Kellie seemed unsure of herself at times. I wonder if the judges will pick up on that. They ended it on a great lift and overall a good effort. Would love to see this dance added to the regular rotation. Tom agrees saying we should do this dance more often. Len says she’s small but her talent is huge and as far as he’s concerned she just booked her place in the final. Bruno says there were a couple of moments when she lost her flow but it was very good. Carrie Ann said she tensed up towards the end and Kellie said her dress weighs a ton so maybe that was it. Carrie Ann didn’t get to finish her critique and Derek carried Kellie up the stairs. Kellie looks beat. Bruno held up the wrong paddle and caused some confusion but it was clarified he meant a 9 even though he held up the 10. Tom called it a Freudian paddle…LOL! Tom’s a gem!

Ingo & Kym – Charleston – Score 27

  • CAI – 9
  • LG – 9
  • BT – 9

Ingo grew up in Germany until he was 10 when the family moved to Australia to live off the land. Fast forward to General Hospital. He’s been on GH for 18 years. Ingo lives in Hawaii where he met his wife. He’s a family man and his friends see him in the finals. Onto the dance…This dance looks a bit of a hot mess. Ingo’s timing was off and Kym and he weren’t in sync. It was like too much was going on. Bruno called it frothy, bubbly, fun. Carrie Ann called it a grand slam and said his boo boos worked with the dance. Len called it bubbly and full of fizz. Called it his best dance.

Alexandra & Mark – Afro Jazz – Score 29

  • CAI – 10
  • LG – 9
  • BT – 10

Aly & Mark are costumed like Lion King cast offs. I’m predicting colorful comments on the blogs tomorrow. Aly grew up in Needham, MA. Focus on her gymnastics career. Determination she shows in gymnastics is what she brings to DWTS. Comments and predictions from the Fab Five. Onto the dance…This dance was thumping! It was a lot of fun and you could tell Aly was really enjoying herself. They were out of sync once or twice but overall a really fun bouncy dance. Carrie Ann called it ridiculous and that people don’t know how hard of dance that was. She said every style was a whole different flavor and that they were perfectly in sync. Len said they were in perfect sync, he loved the musical interpretation. His only criticism is they danced mostly solo and he would have liked some connection. Bruno called her a bird of paradise and queen of the jungle. He said she exceeded all expectations and that she has shown incredible range in every type of dance and if she doesn’t make it to the finals then he will dance in his speedos! O_o

Jacoby & Karina – Lindy Hop – Score 29

  • CAI – 10
  • LG – 9
  • BT – 10

Jacoby always wanted to play football. He was skinny and little as a kid. But he didn’t let that stop him from getting on the team. His motivation on the football field translates to dancing. Now to the Lindy Hop…the most liveliest dance of the night!!!! That was pretty awesome and I loved it!!!! Len called it high energy full on action pack full on and fabulous. Called Jacoby out on a misstep but still loved it. Bruno called it a frantic frenzy of electricity. He said Jacoby nailed it. Carrie Ann is voting him #1 entertainer for season 16!

Zendaya & Val – Hip Hop – Score 30

  • CAI – 10
  • LG – 10
  • BT – 10

Zendaya was a shy child and her mom was the one that got her into acting and entertaining. Her dad quit his job so that they could go to LA. Her mom stayed in Oakland. It was hard on Zendaya to not have her mom but she persevered to follow her dreams and get on the show Shake It Up. Onto the dance…Zendaya is in her element and Val looks pretty good for never having danced hip hop. The dance was like hip hop lite. It was done to a slow song and while not as much fun as the Lindy Hop still a good turn out. Bruno called it ridiculous and so chill. Zendaya forever. Carrie Ann said she killed it and that Val did a good job. Len liked that it was so chill and the rhythm was good.

So that’s the conclusion of the semi-finals. Who do you think will go home tomorrow?

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Survivor Blood vs Water Rumors by NMD

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Survivor Fans versus Favorites has barely wrapped up and the spoiler sites are brewing with news about the next season.  Don’t worry super fans, I don’t have any spoilers about eliminations, but I do have a little bit of information about the format and cast, so please keep reading if you want to know…

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The format is returning players and their plus one.  It sounds like they’ll be put on opposing teams.  Sorry MTH I know you were hoping for a whole new crew.

Some of the names that are surfacing as possible returnees are:

  • Rob Cesternino (and his wife).  Rob was on Survivor Amazon and an early All Stars, and has been said to be the best player to never win Survivor.  He runs a web site and blogs reality shows, and is currently somewhat denying the rumor that he’s part of the new cast. We’ll see if he blogs Big Brother or disappears for a few months.
  • Rupert Boneham.  Yup – the big guy may be back.  He was on Pearl Islands, All Stars, and Heroes vs Villains.
  • Tina Wesson and her daughter.  Tina won Survivor Australia Outback, and was the first person voted off on All Stars.
  • Aras Baskauskas – winner of Survivor Panama
  • Colton Cumbie – Survivor One-World (and one of the most hated contestants ever)
  • Kat (survivor One-World – very annoying if I remember correctly)
  • Gervase (from the original Survivor)
  • RC (Survivor Philippines – she was the annoying investment banker),
  • Laura (Caramoan I think – the one who was useless – not sure why she’s back)
  • Tyson (Tocantins and Heroes vs Villains – he was less of a villain his second time around but fell for a Russel move and ended up being eliminated in a great Tribal Council which eventually led to Boston Rob’s alliance going home
  • Monica (One-World).

Source: Missyae

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Just a housewife ... who loves this place .... and loves to write ... You can reach me through this email: nomoredrama8@gmail.com. Lynn's Place is in tribute to Housewives blogger Lynn Hudson, who passed away in August of 2012.
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302 Responses to Real Housewives of Orange County / Dancing with the Stars / Survivor Blood versus Water Early Spoilers

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. It’s a cool morning but will hopefully warm up soon. Have a great day.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Good morning, Powelly-pooh!!

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Ninety freaking six degrees in Huskerland today!?! It was snowing two weeks ago. No spring this year. My husband asked me this morning if it was O.K. to shut the furnace down. We usually do this in March. This weather is certainly keeping us guessing!

      Hope all of you are enjoying your Tuesday. We have a big Powerball pool going here where I work. So far 15 of us are in it. I anticipate being a millionaire on Thursday. Wish me luck!

      • lizzle says:

        Good Luck! I would love it if you won. I could live vicariously through you. What are you gonna do with the winnings?

        • HuskerHuny says:

          The first thing I will do Lizzle is fly you and me to a filming of Fashion Police. How fun would that be? What other trouble could we get into? How about taking a few others from this board with us – whose up for it? And where would you like to go?

          But in my very real fantasy life, this is what I would do: let my husband quit his job (I would probably keep working because I do LOVE my job), take care of my family, pay off my house, fix it up and then sell it, buy an acreage where I could have a greenhouse, garden space and a small Christmas tree farm, do a bit of traveling (visit all major league baseball and football stadiums), buy a skybox at Memorial Stadium in Lincoln and season tickets to all Nebraska Cornhusker athletic events. Then I would endow – my church, my local YMCA, my alma mater and the alma mater of my husband and children and the small town I grew up in. That’s a start.

          Thanks for asking!

          • lizzle says:

            I’m in! we can get in lots of trouble if you have the money to bail me out. owning a Christmas tree farm would be really cool. my friends family had a Christmas tree farm. the tree shaper is about $10,000. besides that and the land it is very lucrative business

            • lizzle says:

              Ughhh.. my phone is so hard to comment from. Christmas tree farms are a very lucrative business.. only the tree shaper and the land cost a lot of money

              • HuskerHuny says:

                I used to work at a nursery during my high school years and it was my job to shape the little evergreens so that they would have a nice shape as they grew. I also want to plant a lot of pumpkins and gourds, Indian corn, all of that fun fall stuff!

      • Powell says:

        Good luck. I need to get me a ticket. 🙂

  2. Tracy Shea says:

    Why are they always bringing back old contestants on Survivor? I have not missed an episode but I am thinking I might start.

    • It sounds like they’re also going to have an All Stars one or two after this one. I don’t mind the older players – at least I can tell them apart.

    • Powell says:

      I guess they want to see if they can still play the game in their same cut throat manner. 😀

    • melthehound says:

      One World was my first recap season. Kat, is an idiot and if it’s true the bigot is returning, hopefully he’s the first one gone. That had to be the most moronic cast I ever saw (and I think they were all newbies).

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Colton was my worst Survivor EVER!! I was so happy when he was taken out-and his pain was not a concern to me at all-he brought out the bitchy mean side of me!!!

        • melthehound says:

          I think he brought the bitchy mean side out of everyone. If it’s true he’s back, I’m sure he will do it again.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            At least I can prepare myself this time and have my bitchy mean side ready!!!

  3. Rebecca says:

    The following statement by the writer most certainly indeed reflects the opinion of this reader:

    “They’re idiots.”

    • Powell says:

      HA.!!

    • Stars99 says:

      Rebecca – I completely fell on the floor dyin’ laffin’ at your comment… I generally don’t call people “idiots” but sometimes… I just can’t help myself.

  4. ladebra says:

    Great job Stars and Lisette. I actually caught the ending of OC. I don’t care what excuse Tamra makes for her behavior. I don’t care if her parents were mean to her. At some point as an adult you take responsibility for your life and your choices. Boo Hoo. The Tamra I saw onWWHL and the Tamra on twitter is the same vile person she’s been for years. If she got therapy she should get her money back. And I hope being on TV is worth it to Eddie, but then again maybe they belong together.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I don’t know about her and Eddie….it seems like a mismatch to me. In every sense of the word. Besides being fame Hors d’Oeuvres what else do they have in common?

      • chismosa says:

        Haha Lainey do you mean like Fame Whores? That is funny I never heard that, lol!
        😜

      • BB says:

        Didn’t Archie Bunker used to call them whore’s ovaries?

        • LaineyLainey says:

          OMG, I think so!!! Carroll O’Connor – one of the greats!! All in the Family was one of our family favorites. Even my dad liked it and he didn’t care much for English speaking t.v. shows.

      • Stars99 says:

        LaineyLainey So Nice We Say it Twice – I have no idea what they have in common, either… I’m stumped. I really have no idea what he sees in her – and while he seems to have an even albeit a controlling temperament – they are just so not into each other for being in the fun “engaged” portion of their lives together. They need to stop this train while they can!

    • Powell says:

      Ladebra you are so right. Parents & other people can’t continued to BR blamed for the choices we make. Tamra should definitely ask for her money back plus the time she wasted. And if I where her I wouldn’t tell people I went to a psychiatrist. She learned not an ounce of enlightenment.

    • Stars99 says:

      Yeah ladebra – I totally get what you’re saying… sometimes when I’m watching and recapping it gets confusing when I consider an individual housewife’s body of work and who I think they are as a TV persona on a reality show… vs. what I’m seeing in a specific episode. Tamra has given me a lot of opportunity to be snarky towards her thus far – I think I was looking for potential redeeming qualities… The thing is, she isn’t 19 years old… so one would think she would have learned how to communicate her emotions with an inside voice by now, no? I found myself yelling at the TV: “Use your words, Tamra!”… lol

    • chismosa says:

      Commented on the previous blog – I think she’s brave. I always liked her and she and Brad donate a LOT to charity that a lot of famous people don’t bother with or do very minimally.
      I know people don’t like her. How sad to lose her mom so young. I don’t know what I would do. Her mom must have been young when she had her.

      • lizzle says:

        She had an 85 percent chance of getting breast cancer. That is pretty high and since she can afford the detection and prevention process… there is no reason not to do it. She has a lot of kids, so I am sure it is really important to her that she live as long as possible.

    • Powell says:

      I heard that this A.M. I think that’s so courageous. I applauded Christina Applegate & Guilianna Rancic when they did it. Now I applaud Angelina. I discussed this w/my mom when Guilianna made her decision & at 1st I thought that I wouldn’t have the courage. My mom said she would. She wants her life. And I agree. I would also do it. Save my life & get bigger boobs after. 🙂

  5. chismosa says:

    So I know everyone usually doesn’t trust Radar Online but they are reporting that Bravo (or Shed?) is adamant and demanding that the New York HWs bring more drama and more crazy this season or else. I don’t know maybe it’s me but Aviva’s pseudo-schizo/bipolar antics and her father really were crazy enough for me. But I guess they mean for overall? Plus who knows Bravo could plant this tidbit to get the ladies in a flurry as they start filming. I’m so happy it will be summer in ny and the hamptons.

    But this bit in the RO story made really no sense to me, I thought all the women were officially signed back on:

    At this time, RHONYC cast members LuAnn de Lesseps and Aviva Drescher have not yet signed, although that could change at any moment.

    • BB says:

      I read on another site that Luann and Aviva had not yet signed, but they were expected to at any minute

    • Orson says:

      And those are the two I tune in to watch the mostest too! Because they bring so much to the franchise. 😦

  6. Dwight Schrute says:

    Those were pathetic excuses offered by Tamara at the end. She knows she is guilty of poor, hateful behavior time after time and expects everyone else to overlook it while she refuses to tolerate it from others and even incites it by them. She goes on and on about how badly she feels about hurting people yet she never apologizes to them afterwards.

    I wonder what Eddie’s purpose is with respect to Wines by Wives. Is he officially part of the business or is the just helping Tamara and/or wants camera time She complains about him biking and not being there to help but if he has no formal role, why should he? He probably still has his old job in addition to CUT and it seems pretty clear that he is shouldering most of the burden at the fitness studio since she isn’t on top of what is going on there.

    Her complaint that Vicki spends more time on the Vodka versus the Wines by Wives is a little silly. Each of them have different demands on their times that take more than others. I’m sure Vicki spends most of her time on Coto Insurance. It appears to me that Tamara has always ridden the coattails of someone else whether it be Simon, Eddie, etc. and seems content to let others do the work. Vicki indicates in her blog that she had already selected her wines for the next 6 months and apparently Tamara hadn’t finished her selections.

    I understand some of Heather’s complaints but I’ve always seen her as picking and picking at her husband. Not as bad as Adrienne Maloof, mind you, but if she thinks she doesn’t do it, she’s wrong. My complaint about her is that she very smugly thinks she’s the most clever person in the room. The person who is most impressed with Heather DuBrow will always be Heather DuBrow.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      BAM!!! – that’s the sound of Dwight Schrute hitting the nail on the head.

    • missusmc says:

      I have no comment on Tamra. She doesn’t deserve my time.

      The heather/ terry fight was so obviously staged. Terry is no actor (and Heather wasnt much better). Bravo isn’t even trying to act like these scenes are real anymore. I think it’s time to pull the plug on the OC.

    • ladebra says:

      ^5

    • Kansas Girl says:

      When Heather said she is tired of living in the Terry Dubrow show, my thought was it’s more like the Heather Dubrow show. She’s on the drama all the time, so far as I can see. And if there’s no drama, she creates some.

    • lizzle says:

      I think Terry needs to lay off the jokes a little bit. Sometimes two adults need to have a serious conversation. I can relate to Terry’s personality… many years ago a friend said to me (about my constant joking)… “Do you ever stop?” And he was serious. That is when I realized that even if I see an opening for a joke or sarcastic remark at every turn in a conversation.. I need to restrain myself. Ever since then… I know when my jokes are going on too long and the other person doesn’t seem amused anymore. It is hard to have self-control with joking around… but sometimes I just gotta be serious. Believe it or not… I restrain myself around here. But I’m sure many of you have rolled your eyes at a lame joke I made about a comment. Believe me… it could be much worse.

      • princesspindy says:

        I get it babe!!

      • pat says:

        Heather would be tough to live with, but I agree, Terry needs to work on controlling his knee-jerk joke reaction. Even when he can tell he’s just making the situation worse, he can’t stop. It’s almost like a nervous tic. They are such opposites, but they do love each other and their family, so I think they’ll keep working at it.

    • I think I have mentioned before that my sisters’ first husband was a jokey pokey too and it was very difficult to get him to have a serious…or even “regular” conversation. It could get very old and frustrating, so if Terry is like that, I get Heathers’ frustration. However….Terry may use his jokey pokey stuff to offset the very serious, judgey, stick up your bum Heather, so in that case, I can’t blame him either!

      • Powell says:

        I think Terry does it because of Heather. Like KG said It’s always the Heather Show. I bet throughout their relationship whenever he would speak his mind Heather would knock him down & say he’s wrong & it will be how she says it will be. So he jokes at inappropriate times, half listens to some of her comments. She treats him like the 5th child instead of her spouse, her partner.

    • kit9 says:

      Waiting for WWHL, I caught the end and what complete bs was Tamra’s confessions of guilt. Hm, really? Except that her most vile behaviors aren’t spontaneous fights, they are long calculated actions namely digging up deep background dirt which is practically her signature move now. And, she’s never apologized for anything-far from it. In fact, she gloats as her target twists in pain. She’s just trying to win back fans she’s lost but her phony machinations on the show are so forced and fake(friendship bracelets, anyone?)and obvious that they’re laughable. RECAST.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        MarDrag said below that maybe that scene with Tamra and Eddie was filmed recently so Tamra could get some sympathy for her bitchy ways…it ain’t working!!!

    • Powell says:

      Dwight you are right on w/all your assessments. I’m glad Vicki wrote in her blog that she did her part & Tamra had not. Tamra thinks she’s so clever & the viewers are so stupid.
      That is one of my tip reasons for not being a fan of Heather’s. I’ve said before that I don’t really care for Terry but I don’t like the way Heather treats him. She.does pick at him. If Heather would let the man have a thought he probably wouldn’t do things that gets on her nerves.

  7. BB says:

    I also read that NBC is paying Christina Aguilera (sp) big bucks for next season’s The Voice. WHY?WHY? WHY? when most everyone is liking this season’s judges (Shakira) so much better? What is wrong with these networks and their choices for judges for these competition shows?

    • missusmc says:

      I read that Adam and Blake are sitting next season out. I imagine ratings will be way down if that’s the case.

    • pat says:

      I’m liking the addition of Shakira and Usher. I did like Cee Lo on the show, too. If Blake and Adam are sitting one out, then hopefully Shakira and Usher will be back. Might be interesting to see how Christina handles sharing diva light with Shakira. It’s working for me, to have a couple of them rotate in and out each season. Might keep it fresh a bit longer.

      • LaineyLainey says:

        I too would like to see Shakira and Xtina to gether. It could be really good!

        • melthehound says:

          Shakira would tear her apart and Christina would be too dumb to know it happened. I’m really liking Shakira on this show.

          • pat says:

            Not sure if it’s true, but it’s being reported that Shakira won’t be back next season. Boo!!! Maybe Christina and Cee Lo made sure they had “first right of refusal” for next season, when they took this season off.

      • cocfarm says:

        I like the current grouping best. Maybe xtina will improve after shakiras run. Ceelo was always creepy to me the way he’d comment about women he found attractive. Makes you wonder about those reports about him.
        Love Blake!

        • LaineyLainey says:

          i never heard/read those reports about Cee Lo.

        • Stars99 says:

          Me too, cocfarm – Ceelo really gives me the creepy vibe… I was really thankful last season when all of his contestants ended up being men… lolol… I think he’s prolly harmless… but he enjoyed his young female contestants a little too much for all the wrong reasons… lol

    • Powell says:

      How many shows did NBC cancel? They’re idiots. I don’t watch the Voice but have seen 5 minutes here & there. I like Christina. She’s a great singer but I like Shakira better. She seems to be so much more fun w/her fellow judges. I really like Adam & Blake & the addition of Usher. This is a great team. They’re going to mess up the combo just like Idol did.

  8. Good Morning! I hope everyone is off to a great start today! we are getting our first taste of triple digit temps this week…103 today. Sigh. 😦

    Thanks NMD, Lisette and Stars99 for the blog today! Rockin’ it as always!

    About OC…I caught the very end last night when Tamra was talking about her communication issues in what LOOKED like a “real” moment. BUT…here is my take on it….she has been getting skewered for her attitude and language and temper already this season so I think she & Bravo taped this scene recently and dubbed it in to try to garner sympathy for her and soften her image. Bravo has been known to do that before….but this time, it won’t work. Her recent performance on WWHL is proof of that. No “dubbed in sympathy scene” will change my opinion of her. An honest change in her behavior is the only thing that will work.

    Stars99 – my favorite quote this week was “save a horse, ride a cowboy”. No HW reason…I just like the quote LOL! And I will do my best to lend my help and support to all horses everywhere…as soon as possible! 😆

    Wishing everyone a lovely Tuesday!

    New post, “Tuesday Affirmations ~ Decisions”, is up at my place. Enjoy!
    http://fromthedeskofmardrag.wordpress.com/

    • BB says:

      MarDrag. I think it’s so noble of you to lend you support to the horses. 😀

    • KatLG says:

      Out of Lurkdome to 100% agree with this, it was filmed last week.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      Mar-I think you are correct-Tamra and Eddie filmed that little scene and Bravo just spliced it right into last nights epi!!!

      • Jill & KatLG…it just looked to me to be too specific in her wording…as if she was “responding” to the feedback she has been getting. “Here, let me explain why I am a B**ch”. But sorry…still not working…and the scene looked out of place. Does Bravo really not know yet that we can tell when they do this?!? 🙄

    • Stars99 says:

      lol… Barney – have you heard that song, “Save a horse, Ride a Cowboy?” I haven’t heard it in like forever, but I found myself inexplicably singing it as I was watching and it totally cracked me up. But then again, most things amuse me at that time of night. Actually, I’m generally just easily amused… I can watch fish in an aquarium or a fire in a fire pit for like forever…

    • Powell says:

      MarDrag you and JNNTJ both said you think Bravo recently taped that scene to try & change her image to viewers but wouldn’t that look rather crazy because she’ll go right back to acting vile and mean the next epi?

  9. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Great blog Starzy!!!!!

    Oh my these OC witches!!! Tamra is so full of it!! That phony speech at the end of the show didnt fool me-Tamra is just a bitch-she doesn’t say mean things b/c she had a shitty childhood-she says mean things b/c she thinks it’s funny and it will secure her spot on the show. She has been all over the place saying how she gets paid big bucks to be a bitch but now she is changing her tune? I call BS!!!! She doesn’t feel bad when she says mean things-I think it’s the exact opposit-I thinks she feels great about herself when she makes others feel bad. Her and Eddie do not talk about their past? WTF not? Well maybe b/c he has been watching the show and he knows all about her-maybe he doesn’t give 2 shits about her past b/c he knows he will not be part of her future-who the hell knows!! He needs to get on his “Mike” and ride!!
    Heather and Terry and the worst actors on reality TV-they suck. Seriously suck. If you want a fake divorce storyline-pick a better fight. Hot in Cleveland ain’t gonna cut it!!
    Gretchen hates Vicky so much it has become funny-she is so dim and so not interesting. She thinks talking shit about Vicky will give her a storyline but when that doesn’t work she has no problem bringing up Slades son-she is gross.
    Vicky is starting to grow on me b/c I feel sorry for her. She seems so lonely and just a mess. She has been pretty nasty in the past but this season she is getting a lot of misplaced crap from Tamra and Dimwit Gretchen.
    Tamra and Heather may have the fakest friendship ever-can you imagine them being friends in real life? Heather comes off as someone who would never call a person a bitch-under any circumstance. It just is not the way she would do things. Heather is a bit uptight and pretentious and Tamra is just a low rent witch. No way would they hang out off the show. Heather would be cringing every second of her life!!!

    • ladebra says:

      Totally agree with you. But I don’t get Vicky being all upset about staying in a hotel room alone, boo hoo. She travels all the time for business — unless she’s shacking up all over the country — she stays in hotel rooms by herself all the time. That was just so fake.

      • Dwight Schrute says:

        She addressed that in her blog. She said it’s one thing when it is a work trip and completely another thing when it is a “couples” trip. I guess I can see her point somewhat but think it was still overly dramatic and not worthy of tears.

        • BB says:

          She’s just upset she couldn’t bring Brooks because nobody likes him.

        • shamrockblonde says:

          I don’t know – if she has spent most of her adult life married, it might just feel strange going on a social trip alone while everyone else has their other half with them – and while she is away on a business trip alone, she is not there to socialize, none of her friends are there and other co-workers that might be there are also without their spouses – she seemed very fish out of water on that trip – we learn later that she had already made her wine selections – to her this is a business – to Tamara – it is an opportunity to drink –

      • pat says:

        Vicky’s aversion to hanging out with couples as a single does seem kinda strange. She had that issue in previous seasons. She planned that girls trip to Florida, and flipped out when Slade and a couple of the hubs showed up. I get it to an extent. And I’m sure Tamra and Gretchen made sure to lay on the kissy poo stuff in front of her at the wine event. She did manage to get through it pretty well. She’s trying not to give air to all of Tamra’s attempts to get under her skin.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        I get that about Vicky debra-but she was on a trip with all couples-when she travels for business I’m sure there are a lot of single travelers.

        • designernailsdiana says:

          I understand how Vicki felt. My best friend is divorced and when she hangs out with our group of friends she feels like a third, fifth, seventh…wheel. We tell her we like having her with us. BUT she still feels weird not having a guy with her to enjoy being out with us.
          I try to invite her to girls only stuff so we all are without our partners. JMHO

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            Diana-I have a divorced friend that felt weird when we were all coupled up except for her-over the years she has adjusted and being that my husband works so much she is usually my “date”!!!

        • ladebra says:

          I hear ya. I just can’t relate lol. I’d rather be in a room by my self. 🙂

      • Powell says:

        Vicki is scared to death of being w/o a man. Even though she & Donn were having problems & she had no problem going on biz trips or trips for fun she knew that the house would have a man in it when she returned home. She needs to be w/o a man to learn to live w/herself & to stop being afraid. If she did that she would really look at Brooks clearly & see he’s not the right nan for her.

    • jules says:

      ITA Jill…..Tamra hasn’t posted a blog in what..two weeks? She’s not posting because she knows the comments she gets are going to be brutal. She is truly stupid if she thinks she can get away with this sob story about being raised not to talk about your feelings and how she wants to change but months and months after filming, she’s still talking trash and name-calling like crazy. I’ve never liked Tamra and still don’t. She is a waste of space on this show as far as I’m concerned. I felt like I needed a shower after watching last night. I’m going back on the RHOC wagon and just reading the recaps and comments here. Everyone on this sight has far more interesting insight and can discuss differing opinions without being hateful. Thanks Starzy for blogging and thanks to everyone who posts. Coming here is way more fun than watching it!

      • BB says:

        Tamra’s last blog was April 15th.

      • pat says:

        Tamra’s eyes are scary to look at. Giant, dark, cold abysses. I thought it was hilarious when Vicky called out “red flag” and waved her napkin (albeit white napkin) in the air, during the convo about how many hours Eddie devotes to his bike vs Tamra. I’m spacing on the name of her last husband, but to me, he seemed less controlling than Eddie. Or maybe controlling in a different way. He wanted his wife to be more respectable & age-appropriate in her dress, her language, etc. Eddie doesn’t seem to care about any of that, but he’s very controlling of his environment. His home, his alone time, etc.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          Is that Eddie being controlling or is it Eddie trying to set reasonable boundaries?

          • pat says:

            He speaks to her like a child. Obviously we only see what the few minutes chosen for the show. But he seems very controlling to me. Not just someone setting healthy boundaries.

            • LaineyLainey says:

              Oh…I didn’t realize (since I don’t watch the show). How does one talk to a Tamara. Simon tried talking to her like a responsible woman. So maybe Eddie thought the small child approach might work? I have no idea. LOL!!

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          pat-that is so true about Simon and Eddie. I think Eddie doesn’t really want to get married-he likes his time and his “things”-I don’t see him being the type to sacrifice anything for marriage-JMPO but he seems selfish-could be that he has been single for so long he is set in his ways.

          • jezzibel says:

            Ediot would sacrifice/adjust those things for marriage…..marriage to someone he actually wants to be married to, but not he’s not making compromises with Tammy sue which should be setting off warning bells in a normal well adjusted person.

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

              Yes the warning bells should be ringing loudly in Tamra’s ears-she ain’t listening!!!

              • LaineyLainey says:

                The warning bells should be CLANGING for both of them. We all hear them, why can’t they?

                • HuskerHuny says:

                  Desperate people only hear what they want to hear and they pay the price later down the road.

      • Catseye says:

        I agree Jules. In practically every scene, she has to turn the conversation into something sexual. So sleazy and desperate.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Jules-have you read her blog yet? It’s dreadful and the comments she is getting are brutal!!!

        • Rebecca says:

          Actually, considering what a waste of space the Wicked Witch of the West really is, I’d say the comments are quite kind to her. Can you imagine if the tables were turned and she was asked to comment on someone else’s blog? It would be nasty and obscene.

    • mrs peabody says:

      I agree, I thought the scene with Tampra talking about how she doesn’t like to hurt people and doesn’t know why she does it and had such a childhood was so fake, she loves it and she isn’t even a good actress! That was just poor acting on her part. I also get how it may be tiring living with a clown all the time but seriously Heather needs to pull that stick out of you know where. I would find her personality more tiring to live with than the want to be clown she’s married to. That list of all the things she does for her family must be very hard for her especially considering the nannies, housekeepers and cooks she must also oversee daily. No Heather time and with such a horrible unsupporting husband to boot. I get what Vicki is saying about the trip and her being the only one without a partner, it probably was sad for her. I see Vicki as a hard worker and I do believe what she says about her putting in her time in the Wines by Wives. I have no doubt she has already done her share of the work and probably more. I don’t see Tampra as a business woman at all, I see as someone trying to stir trouble with Vicky about this business. No business woman would ask that question of the wine person and he should never have answered her on camera like that, just made him look like an idiot. I think both Tamara and Gretchen are very jealous of Vicki and all she is and has accomplished in her business life. Like Vicki or not she is a hard worker and I think good business person.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        I agree that Gretchen and Tamra are jealous of Vicky’s success. We have watched Vicky work her butt off every season-I don’t think that has changed about her. Tamra wouldn’t know hard work if it smacked her face and neither would Gretchen. They want success for nothing-they need to grow up and get to damn work!!!!

        • iceNfire says:

          Icky has always spent long hours working, that was Donn’s main complaint and Brianna said last night that she never sees her at home. I think she needs a love slave and Brooks fits the bill. She can work all she wants and get attention from the man she has loved since the moment she saw him (and was married to Donn at the time). Brooks will keep her love tank full on her dime and she doesn’t seem to mind paying for it

    • Catseye says:

      I completely agree. And I really don’t care about Terry and Heather’s marriage, nor her phony attempts at crying over his mention of divorce. How sickening was it, to watch her claim to “work so hard” for their family–doing exactly what? She already stated that she never cooks, I highly doubt that she does her kid’s laundry, cleans that huge house or shops for groceries, since I’ve read that she has a housekeeper and 2 nannies. All she probably does in reality is drive them to and from school.
      Gretchen looked like an absolute fool again. Always overdressed and inappropriate. First, for the limo ride in the stupid looking dress and then another stupid looking formal gown when everyone else was in casual attire. I noticed that Tamra was carrying one of her Gretchen Christine handbags.

    • Stars99 says:

      lol Jill, the REAL Jill… Yeah, I can’t imagine Heather and Tamra being friends irl either… quite a mismatch. I’m really on the fence with Heather – sometimes she makes me so danged cranky… and other times I see her trying to stick up for people… I really can’t tell if she needs more of a sense of humor or what – I think she wants to think she’s all upper crust… and when I compare her to another upper crusty Yolanda… it’s VERY clear to me that Yo has a really fun, silly sense of humor although many times it seems like she doesn’t… I don’t know if I could say the same thing about Heather. I think she’s really tired of Terry’s jokes being aimed at her at her expense – and now that they have kids who are old enough to understand them – he has a built in audience, which doesn’t make things any better – especially when Terry should be showing them how to respect their mom with his words and actions. I laughed hard when you called Tamra a “witch because of course, that’s name of one of the wines she used in her blend… totally cracked me up… lol

    • Stars99 says:

      Thanks, Jill, the REAL Jill – I just wrote a whole long comment – but I think I hallucinated and didn’t actually post it – but if I’m repeating myself, please forgive me… I’m on the fence about Heather – Sometimes I’m really cranky at her and sometimes she shows some promise by sticking up for people. I think she needs to buy a sense of humor, though – because not all upper crusty people are as stick in the mud as she is – I’m thinking specifically of Yolanda – who has been known to get really, really silly… I think she’s tired of being the object of Terry’s jokes especially in front of the kids – he needs to be more careful of what he is teaching his kids through his actions and his words. Cracks me up that you called Tamra a “Low rent witch” because she actually chose “The Witch” as part of her personal blend at the winery… makes me so, so laff… lol

    • Powell says:

      “If you want a fake divorce storyline-pick a better fights.”. LOL JNNTJ. I love that. 😀

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Hey Powell-how you doin??? For real they need something better to fight about right???

  10. HuskerHuny says:

    I fell asleep early – did anyone watch WWHL and what Gretchen had to say. I have no love for her, but I do love Willie Geist – he’s funny!

    Last night’s OC was just this side of a yawner. At least my blood pressure was under control.

    Vicki – she totally didn’t want to be where she was and it showed. In her blog she said that she had already completed her side of the work for the wine business and that this trip was for Tamra to do her side. You could see that she was tired, grouchy and all teary eyed because she didn’t have a man to share this with. I’m going to say this one more time Vicki and listen up – bring that loser Brooks back into your life if he is the one that makes you happy. Flip a coin – heads you stay with Brooks, make yourself happy but Brianna and her family not so much; tails you totally leave Brooks, be miserable but make the rest of your family happy. Just make a decision already!

    Alexis – very little screen time last night, but she was happy which is nice to see as no one else was!

    Lydia – it’s early in your relationship with these women, but you will have to get off that fence sometime in the near future. You just cannot be friends with everyone. I think by the end of this season, we will see who you choose.

    Gretchen – fortunately, she also had very little screen time but she was there whenever Tamra had to speak under her breath about how much Vicki was annoying her. What a wonderful friend she is! Again, I’m curious about what she talked about on WWHL last night and if she explained her abysmal behavior so far this season. I’m guessing . . . NOT!

    Heather – she and Terry are so meant for each other. They are so unaware of what they give off not only to each other, but to us as viewers. Just a quick question – would you let that quack within 10 feet of you with a knife in his hands? He just seems like a total clown.

    Tamra – that little confessional she had at the end of the show did absolutely nothing to change my opinion of her. The house she was raised in has nothing to do with her disgusting mouth and behavior. All of us have had our trials and tribulations along this road we call life. You either own them and change them for the better or you continue to act out and blame it on the past. She has chosen to take the latter path. Your behavior has been deplorable and until you see it for what it is and try to make amends, you are who you are. It is no longer anyone’s fault but your own. I also believe that she’s passing this behavior onto her own children and not breaking that so-called cycle.

    Just my two cents. And for what it’s worth, I totally admire Angelina Jolie for her decision to take control of her health and being so public about it. Couldn’t have been an easy decision. I went through it with my niece three years ago while she was in her mid-30s. She had cancer in one breast but chose to take both. It was hard and she had many post-surgical hitches, but today she’s cancer free. Praises to God!

    • Catseye says:

      I taped WWHL and I’m watching it now. At one point, Andy mentioned a tweet from Alexis that said Gretchen told her she became friends with Tamra to be on her side, or something like that. Of course, the liar that Gretchen is known to be denied it and then had the audacity to say that it was Alexis who “lied about a lot of things.”

  11. BB says:

    24 is coming back. and American Idol news
    http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=807404

  12. Dwight Schrute says:

    “Tamra retorts, ‘You can plug into me – You’re starting to ride your bike more than you ride me.’”

    Yeah, right now I’m cringing on behalf of her kids when they finally see that or get taunted about it at school.

  13. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Tamra has her blog up….it sucks

    • LaineyLainey says:

      As does she.

    • noreen7 says:

      It does suck. What a complete coward. She just brushes over everything, especially her unspeakable rude behavior. And Eddie, watching him eat and listen to Tamra wine at the Sushi Bar was gross. He has this vacant look in his eyes like he is not even listening to her. All I could think was he was wishing he was riding the other love his life at that very moment.

    • Exactly why I think that last scene was dubbed in last minute last night. She waited until she filmed it and it aired to write her blog…..thinking peeps would soften toward her. Tamara…Its’.Not.Working!

  14. Butters'Mom says:

    Stars I love your recaps. I think Tammy Sue said “flooring guys” not “foreign guys”. But your take on it is funnier. BTW I hate Tammy Sue so even psuedo defending her gives me the heebie gebees.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      I think she said flooring guys too…but she is such an idiot anyway!!

      • Lisa Renee says:

        Hey Jill. Have to jump in to say congrats on Annabelle making the honor society. You must be over the moon proud. BTW I love that name, so pretty. Lisa

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          Thanks Lisa-I am so proud of my girl!!! I named her after my Mother-it made my mother happier than I ever imagined-best decision!!

      • Stars99 says:

        Yeah, Jill – I think she said “flooring guys” after all… but I misunderstood and just ran with it… lol.. Please forgive my mistake… and my miss take… lolol…

    • Stars99 says:

      lol… I think you’re absolutely right, Butters’ Mom – I was wrong… I guess my racial slur radar is on high alert whenever Tamra comes on screen for some reason… lol… I apologize… and I especially apologize for putting you in the unenviable position to have to defend her… lolol… please forgive me! = )

  15. pat says:

    OT, in foreign policy news, if you’ve been concerned about North Korea lately, never fear, ambassador Rodman is on it:

  16. princesspindy says:

    Hey Stars, great blogs, as always!! I have to, want to, believe that Tamara said “did the flooring guys” not the foreign guys, I am laughing so hard as I type this because it wouldn’t shock me if she said “foreign”, lol!! It’s hard to enunciate with all the botox and filler!!

    I find it so ironic that Vicki is alone on a couple’s trip ~ too funny, when she was always trying to make the trips NOT COUPLE trips, lol! In her scene with Briana, I was sitting there wanting to reach into the TV and comb her hair. It made me wish I had my Winky Dink so I could draw a new hairdo on her!!!

    Heather and Terry…. “laugh it up fuzzball” give me a closet like that and you can be the biggest fool in town!! I think a lot of Heather’s frustration is that she wants to come across as this cultured New Yorker who is so classy and above it all and she is married to Shecky Greene!! My hubby and I have been together for 32 years and we seriously decided over 20 years ago that divorce was not in our vocabulary….homicide however, remains in mine…. 🙂

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      But seriously PP-how class and above it all can she really be with a friend like Tamra? If she can put up with classless Tamra she can deal with Shecky!!!! I’m over Heather and Terry….and his long gross toe nails!!!

      • princesspindy says:

        True, but I think in Heather’s mind Tamara just makes her look classier in comparison, but she is married to Shecky and he makes her look bad….but what she doesn’t realize, you lay down with dirty, filthy, dogs (poor dogs being compared to Tamara) you get fleas… They all suck!!

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          Heather made me change my mind about Terry-I thought he was annoying but now I see he is just hen pecked and trying to get through his misery with a joke or 12….Cheers to Shecky!!!!

          • princesspindy says:

            That’s funny cuz I didn’t see him as very annoying until last night. I saw her side…but I still think she is a huge bitch and would be a miserable person to live with….but he is very immature and that gets old.. like I said before, they all suck!!

      • Catseye says:

        (Speaking of toenail clipping, I always stand with one foot on the toilet seat and let the clippings fall in, I thought everyone did it that way.)

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          I clip my toe nails…NEVER!! I just go get a pedicure!! I thought that was what everyone did?? Hahahah!!
          I don’t think I have ever seen Kevin clip his toenails-we have been married for 13 years…I wonder when he clips them? I have no idea!!!!

          • Lulu says:

            My last pedicure (see years ago) unfortunately the pedicurist was a male. This particular guy was freakin sadistic! Since when are pedicures supposed to be painful?? I told him several times that he’s hurting me. But he shrugged pretended not to understand me. Too bad I wasn’t pregnant at the time I would have seriously kicked him! Long story short I refuse to let anyone other than myself touch my toes 🙂

    • Realhousewifeva says:

      That ending was the only part I caught and I totally heard her said “foreign” too

      • princesspindy says:

        That’s so funny!! I wouldn’t put it past her. The thing that I thought was so funny last week is that I hadn’t heard that particular slur word since the 70s…

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          I’m pretty sure she said flooring guys but I have to ask-is saying foreign guys a bad thing? Seriously asking b/c I didn’t think foreign was a slur-idk???

          • princesspindy says:

            I am really careful with my words…I don’t think I would ever refer to someone as foreign…but I have the PC patrol living in my house…..my vocab has become very “appropriate”….

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

              Live and learn!! I don’t think I have ever said “foreign guys” but now I know I probably never will!!!

          • Stars99 says:

            Hey Jill – For me, in my past experience, I’ve had people in my life who purposefully referred to specific groups of people as “those foreigners” in really derogatory ways – and when it was used in a sentence – what followed always had a negative connotation. For example, “Those foreigners are all good for nothing.” Perhaps it’s baggage that I carry from that experience… So perhaps I really am sensitive to that word for some reason…

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

              Oh now I get Starzy-like saying “those effing foreigners”….I’m a little slow on the uptake sometimes….(I don’t think I have ever said “those effing foreigners” either so I’m still ok!!!

      • Stars99 says:

        Hugs the Realhousewifeva… I could have sworn I heard it, too… oh well… lol… = )

    • HuskerHuny says:

      I’m sitting at my desk laughing out loud at that one Pindy and everyone is looking at me! Have to look serious now . . .

    • Stars99 says:

      Thanks, Tiara – Yeah… I think she did say “flooring guys”… Most of the time I’m pretty careful about quoting them exactly… but I find myself not wanting to subject myself to rewind to hear the same thing over and over again – so I make mistakes like this one… lol… Did you see that danged closet? Omg… I stopped dead in my snarky tracks on that one – I’ve seen a lot of closets… but that one was just amazing to me – and we really only saw a very small portion of it… since it was ancillary to what was going on in the scene…. lol @homicide still being in your vocabulary…

      • princesspindy says:

        One of the thoughts going thru my head was, “I wonder how many coats of paint they had to put on for the black doors and trim?” and my other thought was “I want black doors and trim!” lol!! That is an amazing closet, joke away Shecky, joke away!!!

        • Stars99 says:

          ooo ooo oooo… and how easy would it be to just use a black sharpie pen to easily fix any little nicks in the paint… dies laffin… not that I would ever do that… nope, nope, nope… lolololol

          • princesspindy says:

            You wouldn’t see fingerprints as easily…I don’t have a whole lot of sympathy for Heather, sorry, don’t, nope, nope, nope!!

  17. Lisa Renee says:

    Good sorta still morning to every one, OMG Stars another chuckle fest. How you take this train wreck and make it humorous is a gift girl. OC makes for a much better read than TV thanks to you. Long live your ability to snark. Eddie is gay, not that there is anything wrong with that. When your man is looking to ride his bike over riding you, Tamra may want to take a moment to reflect. My sister was engaged to a man I was convinced was gay. He had seven siblings, four of them are openly gay. When my sister asked me why her fiance needed porn to get aroused and all he ever wanted to do was flip her over in pursuit of the exit only hole I told her it is because HE IS GAY, ya dumb bitch. This was engagement number 6 so I was over the whole thing anyway. The only reason she broke it off is because my parents refused to spend another half a million bux on what would be her second wedding and she was pissed. She has that entitlement disease. Being gay is not a deal breaker for her as long as the diamond is big enough. Not getting a second once in a lifetime wedding is. Her first husband left her six months after their wedding because he asked my parents for 1 million dollar start up loan and they laughed him out of their office. Next thing we knew he declared that he couldn’t become a man while married to her so he left. All she cared about was that she finally got to keep the ring.
    NMD, That was great gossip, not what I would consider a spoiler. Speculating on the next seasons theme is half the fun. Mark Burnett is clueless how retreads change the game. Cloton, really? I never wanted to hear from him again.
    Have a great day everyone, Lisa

    • princesspindy says:

      Wowza!!

      • Lisa Renee says:

        Hi PP, thats why when my mom use to introduce us to people she would say this is my daughter night and my daughter day. Guess who was night lol. I was always comforted that I was nothing like her. She has her PhD and so life stupid. I have my GED and no one’s sucker. I do have a her $26,000 custom made Vera Wang gown stored in my closet that I would love to gift to Boston. Its at least 40 pounds and if being a princess on your wedding day is the goal, this dress would fit the bill. I have held on to it hoping someone could use it. That wedding was held at the water club, food by Rick Moonen with fireworks so over the top, traffic on the FDR drive came to a dead stop to watch. All that plus a tour at midnight on a boat to go around Statue of Liberty. All for six months of marriage, bwhahahaha Lisa

        • princesspindy says:

          Damn, that is so crazy. My niece got married and my husband flew out there, lost his luggage so he had to buy a new suit, her parents spent more money than they had and are still paying it off, years later. It lasted about 6 months too…. Maybe that dress can become the Traveling Wedding Dress!!! The wedding sounds amazing, too bad the marriage/groom wasn’t!!

          • Lisa Renee says:

            PP, I am glad my parents didn’t go into debt and they did it with a full heart. They more than gave her the wedding of a lifetime. When my sister started talking about how she couldn’t decide if she wanted this wedding at the Pierre or the Four Seasons my mom lost her shit. I love the idea of the traveling wedding dress, it really should be enjoyed. I ran into the wedding photographer at a Fleet Week event and he was shocked it was over already. He did say that it happens all the time, more common than I ever expected. I guess thats why after 16 years together, 11 married I still haven’t changed my last name lol 🙂

            • princesspindy says:

              lol, I didn’t change my last name for years!!! And then I went thru a hyphen stage, which looking back is so funny because both of our last names are so long and my first name is huge so trying to sign checks was hilarious!! Finally my father said, “what are you doing, take the poor guy’s name”, lol, I actually like his last name better than mine, it flows better and a whole lot better than the hyphen name!!!

              • Lisa Renee says:

                It was DD who requested I not change my name. She was transitioning to boarding school and all consumed people wouldn’t know who she belonged to if we had different last names. Treated it as a blending of families, Hubs has a daughter with his name. Now I feel like it would be bad mojo to change it. Maybe one day 🙂

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          Lisa-that wedding sounds amazing-I love love love The Water Club!!! Too bad it was a bust…or maybe it’s not too bad? I can not imagine that you would or will ever be anyone’s sucker…just the thought of that makes me laugh!!!

          • Lisa Renee says:

            Jill, it really was an amazing wedding. I was told that I was beyond jealous when I called her a bridezilla and to stop being so nasty to our mom. Funny, my girlfriend had to get me drunk to even go into a store to buy a wedding dress. I wanted to go to City Hall wearing NASCAR racing suits, my mom got the vapors. Then I suggested the beach. The color drained from her face at the thought of getting married barefoot. We settled on New Orleans for a week and had the best time. Lisa

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

              So funny that getting married barefoot was such an outrageous thing-it sounds perfect to me!!! The NASCAR racing suit is a bit different!!!!

              • Lisa Renee says:

                My mom finally just looked at me and asked if she could just plan it and all we had to do was show up. I had no problem with that. All I asked was to keep the ceremony light & she did. 60 people and we laughed our asses off. When mom’s assistant called to tell me that because of unavailabilty they had to change my bouquet, I said I have to carry friggin flowers. I really did not sweat the details, we were so happy. I was the anti bride and did most of what I did do to make my mom happy. Looking back, it was so worth it. We did go to the Pocono 500 for our honeymoon and the top of our cake was the number 2 car with a bride & groom in it, I thought that was pretty cool. No shoes would send my mom reeling everytime.

            • princesspindy says:

              That’s funny because I already know I will probably be making my daughter’s dress and it will be some kind of Comic theme and will involve lots of spandex, lol!!! We watch the bridal shows and when they say the price of the dress she says, “OMG, can you imagine how much material we could buy for $3,000, that’s crazy!!” And I just close my eyes and say a silent little prayer of thanks!!

          • designernailsdiana says:

            I am soooo glad my baby girl doesn’t want a big wedding!!

    • jezzibel says:

      See I think he’s straight, but he does not like her, and he’s checked out of their relationship. I think he got with her when she was still married and I am willing to bet he never thought it would do very far with her being married it would just be a affair..but she pulled a fast one on him..divorced her husband, mover her and her kids in and had her boss pay for the engagement. All while she kept him distracted by keeping his little head occupied. I’m willin g to bet that is why she is such a b**ch this season because she knows deep down he can’t stand her and is trying to figure out a way to not take her up the aisle.

    • missusmc says:

      I used to think Eddie was gay, but after watching last night, I’m not so sure. Terry and Doug are just as effeminate as Eddie is. At this point, Slade is the manliest man on that show.

    • Stars99 says:

      Thanks, Lisa Marie… I appreciate your words. It’s so funny… cuz on the one hand, I don’t believe Eddie is into her… and on the other hand… in this one episode there were two separate times when he went in for the kiss and she was not into it either… I mean they are engaged… THIS is the time should be all starry eyed at each other, no? I mean…. if they’re like this now… I shudder at 10 years from now… Thanks for sharing your story… = )

  18. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Tamra is getting her ass handed to her I the comments of her blog…people can be very mean. I have no problem with people calling her out for how she acts on the show but it’s like they can’t wait to just rip her….in the end I start to feel sorry for her and I don’t want that so I’m not going back to read the comments anymore!!!

    • princesspindy says:

      I felt the need to copy the blog and the comments just in case they disappear……

  19. Lulu says:

    Hello everyone!!! Hope everyone is having a wonderful day!

    Stars I have to hand it to you. Blogging irritatingly annoying people is VERY hard! Great recap!!

    I finally watched the episode here’s my summary:

    Heather and Terry: WTH is WRONG with Terry!! ewwww! clipping toe nails yuck!!! Anyways couldn’t tolerate her Heatherness and fast forwarded ALL her segments. Some needs to tell her that her makeup is not working. She looks like a mortician did her makeup.

    Gwretchen: no comment tune out her talking heads/segments never an original thought.

    Tamra and Eddie: Can we say trouble in paradise? I would be surprised if they got married. Divorce would be around the corner that’s for sure if it happened. Her lame excuse of “I don’t know how to express emotion?” Really? So she can justify being a “B” because she’s a 50YO who can’t express her emotions? What an idiot!

    Vicki is really surprising this season. I like that Tamra focused only on wine tasting which is only a fraction of the business. How about the rest? Marketing for starters? I think Vicki see’s that it’s a sinking ship with little reward. She’s probably trying to find a way out.

    • Catseye says:

      Speaking of Heather’s makeup, did you happen to notice all those CHANEL containers in the drawer in her bathroom? Then she “just happened” to walk into her huge closet with the DIOR robe hanging on a hook? Oh, but SHE”S not pretentious in any way.

      • Stars99 says:

        lol Catseye – Perhaps they’ll have an intervention in Costa Rica to talk to her about her pretentiousness, no? lol

    • Stars99 says:

      Franks, Lulu… Yes, you’re absolutely right – tasting wine is only a VERY small fraction of the business… I agree with you wholeheartedly about Vicki wanting out out out!

  20. designernailsdiana says:

    Stars99 I bow to the Queen of Snarky RHOC. Thank you soooooooooooooooo much for watching the show for those of us who just.can’t.watch.the.train.wreck!
    “They’re idiots. (Sorry, the preceding statement was solely the opinion of the writer and does not necessarily reflect the opinion of the blog or of its’ affiliates.)” That cracked me up. Seriously I was reading and just burst out with a Bahaha. My co-worker stuck her head around the corner and said Are you ok?
    Tampon-rot has no clue how to act and I hope she doesn’t get lessons from Heat-her-crotch because she and Shecky need some help. Maybe Kjo can give these losers lessons.
    I’m over Wretchen and I started out liking her a LOT. I was team Wretchen until Slimey and her hooked up after Jeff passed.
    Vicki…I have always liked her. I like her work ethic (Tre says Ethnic). She isn’t very good at picking a rebound man, but she will work thru it. If she indeed had already picked her wine choices and was just going along to “Film” then I can see why she would say I’m going I have dinner plans. Especially if Eddie went on a LONGER Mike err Bike ride that cut into their wine tasting time. Wasn’t Slimey with him on the mike ride? hmmm seems mikey fishy to me.
    Alexis is finding her own spot this season. I like the trampoline park. Minnesota has them now too so it must be a good business. Lots of hyper kids to wear out and younger adults to act like fools too.
    So sad that survivor insists on bringing back retreads. I won’t watch since colton is going to be on, I hate bigots. Does that make me a bigot?
    Oh and GO MINNESOTA!!! 12th state to allow Marriage Equality for ALL!!!!!
    Eddie can come here and marry Mike.

    • melthehound says:

      So sad that survivor insists on bringing back retreads. I won’t watch since colton is going to be on, I hate bigots. Does that make me a bigot?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Come on DND, BBT… Bigot Bash Thursdays. Think of the fun we’ll have bashing the bigot 😀 . Ya have to look at the positive side of things.

    • Stars99 says:

      Thanks, Designernailsdiana – Yes, it is a trainwreck, and truth be told – if I wasn’t recapping it – I’d still be watching because for some reason I just can’t help myself. I think I may need some serious psychiatric help… lol

  21. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Can someone please tell me what the hell happened to Besty Johnson? I’m watching her show on Style but I must have missed something-I’m not talking about why she is so wackadoodledoo-what happened to her business????

    • princesspindy says:

      I know they closed all her stand alone stores….

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Thanks PP…off to read all about it!!

      • Powell says:

        I watched her reality show that was on yrs ago. She & her daughter Lulu have a special relationship. I’ve never liked too much of her runway clothes. Too much of everything but I did love her runway shows w/celebs walking. They seemrd like they always had fun. Her clothes in Nordstrom have some nice pieces here & there. The best thing she does to me is accessories. I’ve seen necklaces that I really liked but haven’t bought anything yet. It’s a shame she went bankrupt. I don’t know what she did on the biz end that got her to the point that she borrowed from Madden.

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          That’s what I want to know Powell-how did she go bankrupt???

          • Rebecca says:

            Nobody could afford to shop at her stores. They were all in extremely high rent shopping centers. Now she has a line at Dillard’s and her online site.

            I have the most gorgeous crushed velvet dress circa 1990 that I will never give up. I vow to fit in that little thing again.

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

              My little sis has the cutest little Betsy dress-it is so tiny-she will never get rid of it-she loved wearing it and it looked like it was made for her-but that was before she had 2 kids!

  22. designernailsdiana says:

    TOE NAILS
    As a manicurist I MUST comment. I hate seeing men with toe nails that look like talons. Same goes for women who wear sandals and their toenails look long and unkempt. I give my Hubby toenail trims and make sure his feet get TLC. I know it sounds gross, but believe me when I say I saw and smelled the WORST feet EVER when I was in Manicuring school. I almost quit that day. That poor lady must’ve been 90 and could barely walk. I brought her to the foot bath and helped her take off her knee high nylons. The stench hit me and I almost threw up. Her toenails were so long they were grown over the top of her toes, no wonder she could barely walk. I fought the urge to vomit and soaked her feet for 20 minutes. It took me 1 hour to trim her nails 1 HOUR. I kept my head down and had tears streaming down my cheeks the entire time. My classmates would walk by and put a hand on my shoulder for encouragement. They saw how bad it was. I just wanted to walk out and never go back. But I learned something that day. I learned if I didn’t do this for this dear sweet lady (with the a$$hole son who said to her “Ma you almost done I gotta get to the airport”) who would do this for her? It’s been my mission to make sure anyone in my care should have well trimmed nails and toenails.
    Shecky come see me I’ll make sure your tootsies are trimmed and I’ll even massage your feet too.
    P.S. I wanted to tell that son if he brought his Ma in more than once a year it wouldn’t take an hour just to trim her talons. It’s my Pet Peeve!!!

    • princesspindy says:

      That sounds horrible!! Until my mom moved up to be by my brother, I use to trim her toenails every 2 weeks….she couldn’t reach. It was gross and she was really clean. I can’t imagine that poor old lady…. I just saw a thing that said to soak your feet in a mixture of Listerine, vinegar and warm water….have you heard of this, it is supposed to make all the dead skin just rub right off???

      • designernailsdiana says:

        PrincessP I’ve never heard of that. I’d say the feet would be disinfected nicely.

    • Catseye says:

      How kind of you to do that for that poor little old lady. It must’ve been agony for her to have her toenails grown out like that and trying to walk.

    • AZGirl says:

      Mr. AZGirl is really good about grooming his nails but his feet from hiking really need a major pedicure. I have been trying for years to have him get one. For example, in the spring we hike every Saturday and Sunday about 6 to 9 miles. The feet and toes get whacked by rocks and boulders. Then of course there is the Grand Canyon hike.

      This year I thought I had made it through the hiking season without a black toenail. Went for a pedicure last week after a long hike and bingo polish was off and there was a black toe nail. Fortunately I wear dark colors on my toes. I know he would feel so much better after a pedicure.

      • Rebecca says:

        It’s half an hour and $20. Bribe him with a pizza to get him to go.

      • designernailsdiana says:

        Tell him a professional insists he get a pedicure once to just try it. He can even joke with the nail tech and say he wants purple polish

  23. cocfarm says:

    Holy hot cakes! It’s hot out! Our low 36 hours ago was 36 degrees and now it’s 87. Help! I’m melting!

    • princesspindy says:

      We are about 20 degrees cooler today, it is great, yesterday was 96 today 76, very weird!!!

      • HuskerHuny says:

        It’s officially over 100 degrees right now and still rising! A record-breaking day for sure! I really don’t want to turn my a/c on. I haven’t shut down my furnace yet! But it should be back down to normal tomorrow. This weather just keeps getting crazier and crazier!

        • Kansas Girl says:

          We’re “only” 94 here. Darn, I left the house closed up and I bet the cats are shedding all over and a little too warm. Oddly, the office air conditioner is on to the extent we’re wearing sweaters. Today we go outside to get warm.

        • princesspindy says:

          That is nuts!!

        • kit9 says:

          It’s way early for 100+temps in Az but 100+ where you are? Holy hell!

    • kit9 says:

      You want to know hell? It’s freaking 102 in Arizona right now. In May. My air conditioning never went off last night.

  24. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Has anyone heard from Detox? I sent her an email over a week ago and I haven’t heard back.

  25. iceNfire says:

    Bravo site is posting my comments instantly! Must be a newbie 🙂

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      Tamra is taking a beating on her blog-I saw maybe 2 nice comments and about 100 not nice comments…she didnt do herself any favors by doing that fake crying last night…nobody is buying it!!

      • iceNfire says:

        Bravo site is posting All my comments:
        SadiesQ
        Vicky – I get that you felt awkward being single on a couple’s trip but when you freaked out about checking into the hotel and sought comfort from Terri…Really? Talk about Red Flags! Beware of single women that seek comfort in the husband of her friend rather than the friend herself!

    • Powell says:

      Haha. Yeah. They will be taken to the woodshed for that. 😉

  26. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Tamra and some other HWs often talk of “owning” their behavior. If you own the fact that you say mean things does that make it ok to be mean? When did this become a way to live? If I say I’m a bitch then I can just be a bitch and too bad if others don’t like it? WTH is that all about????

    • Amalfi says:

      That is well said.

    • Powell says:

      That’s just an excuse, a rationalization. I think she’s trying to make herself believe it.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        I think that it’s an excuse too-by saying “I own it” doesn’t mean anything-it still makes her a mean nasty witch!!!!

  27. AZGirl says:

    Thank you Stars99 for a great snarky recap. Tamara’s kids are going to sever their relationship with their mother when they are old enough to watch this crap. Really… what type of adult says the things she says? She is a tramp and Simon is a lucky man to be rid of her. Now we know what Simon was trying to control, Tamara’s trampy personality.

    • princesspindy says:

      lol, omg, remember when he had her take etiquette classes, how embarrassing!!! I was like, for realzies??? lol!! Reminds me of my brother’s second wife, one of the first times I met her, she had just “literally” stolen my brother from his wife (the first wife that recently “friend ed” me on FB) and we were at my mom’s for dinner. #2 had set the table and I walked into the dining room and fixed the silverware because it was all in the wrong place, lol. I didn’t say anything I just did it….
      she says, “what are you doing?” She was pissed.
      I said, “fixing the silverware”,
      “what was wrong with it” She had her hands on her hips
      “It was in the wrong place”
      “Oh, like there’s a right place” All snotty.
      I just smiled at her and said, “yes there is”

      If my mom had seen that table she would have freaked out!!! Knowing what I know now, I should have left it the way it was, I was just trying to save us all from a lot of grief and her from embarrassment….

      • AZGirl says:

        I guess etiquette is dying. My mother was such a stickler for good manners and how to set a table. My sister and I had to set a formal table properly for every holiday. No one ever does that anymore. I still do. That is why everyone wants to come to our house for dinner.

        • princesspindy says:

          Yep! We had family dinner every night with the table set! It was hell!! lol! I also remembered that #2 didn’t believe me and I had to take out the Betty Crocker cookbook and show her, moron! Found out 17 years later that she was seriously mentally ill….they kept it secret, she had multiple personalities, bipolar, and everything….One of her cheated on my brother…..He is on #3 now and I think it is “third time is the charm”

          • iceNfire says:

            Hi PPindy – Are you referring to nutjob brother or the other one? How is MorphineMom doing?

            • princesspindy says:

              No this isn’t nutjob, lol!! It’s “married 3 times” brother. MorphineMom is back at home after staying 2 weeks at a posh rehab center….it’s amazing the quality healthcare that big bucks can buy, hair salon and all!!! She now has someone coming everyday and then there is nutjob and his wifey and their poor son…. It will be a long road for her, the good news is that I am no where near. I know after hearing about all the wonderful daughters on the blog it is shocking to have someone who would rather stay away from her mom, but *waves* here I am!!! I considered going to visit but got physically ill just thinking about it, (not kidding). My hubby supports me 100%, my BFF left me a message saying she thought I was nuts to go but she would support me either way, they know “The True E! Hollywood Story!” 😉

          • AZGirl says:

            Holy smokes that must have been quite a table she set if she is bi-polar HA!

      • Powell says:

        HA!! PrincessP I would love to have been a fly on the wall for “the silverware switch”. Did anyone else see you do it? 🙂

    • Stars99 says:

      Hi AZ – Not sure if you’ll see this or not… but yeah, I totally agree with you – Tamra’s kids are going to disown her. It’s funny, but I was thinking how there’s all this animosity between scripted shows stars vs. reality show stars – and in a lot of ways, I think reality show stars have it harder – because what they’re purportedly portraying is a window into their life – which means that the crazy drama we see – even though they manufacture it – is attributed to a day in their life – like that’s how they really are…. while actors can just say they were just playing a role written for them by someone else. Even if reality show stars try to say the same thing – they were told what to do and how to do it – at best they’ll be seen as big fat liars who were willing to embarrass their family and friends for fame and a buck….

  28. LuvMyGals says:

    Starz – Fantastic job once again. You’re truly stellar! Thanks for all of your work.

    • chismosa says:

      Well there is a TWO HOUR finale for Married to Medicine and I don’t know if people are really watching that show?
      What’s with all this 2 hours? Not even Atlanta had a 2 hour finale and I thought that was the HWs juggernaut in ratings?

      • cocfarm says:

        They are bring back the orginal oc ladies for he 100th show.

        • chismosa says:

          That’s nice– i mean that was the ORIGINAL. i’d even tune in to see the Peruvian chick- the first one with Slade, if she comes on. I never watched but it’s good they give the original show their due.

  29. AZGirl says:

    I have been trying to get on the Bravo site and it drives me crazy it is so freaking slow.
    Update on FIL and Wife No. 4 Marriage No. 6 move. Oh…guess what? I revised his will FOR FREE. Mr. AZGirl and I are OUT and First Born and Second Born along with 2 step sons are in. Keep in mind there will be nothing but another FU to my husband who has done so much for his father.

  30. cocfarm says:

    Here’s an interesting artical on Erik. I guess he didnt sit down when Sherri told Hm too!
    http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/05/13/survivor-caramoan-erik-reunion/2/

  31. iceNfire says:

    MTH – Do you have a link to RHOV? I seemed to have forgotten about them…also do you have a link for RHOOC Season 2 Episode 1? Please?

  32. chismosa says:

    From R.O. — about NY housewives.

    “Some of the women are complaining that they’re really in the red after everything they have to spend personally to be on the show. They have to pay for flowers in the house, they have to make sure everything is spotless for filming, the kids have to have nice clothes too,” the source said.

    But we don’t see any of the kids basically? We barely saw Heather’s children so this makes me think Adiva is the one annoyed about the children’s clothes? Lol

    —– but I didn’t realize this is how the “schedule of filming” is done, that’s interesting to me —
    “They are required to shoot for five months out of the year, but that’s just the beginning. They shoot for six days a week, twice a day,” the insider said, and revealed it is grueling for the women.

    “The ladies have two shoots a day, one for three to four hours in the morning, and then they have to change clothes and hair and makeup and shoot again in the evening for another three to four hours.

    And this!
    Another downside to being a Housewife in New York City is they’re allegedly shunned by high society.

    “No one in New York cares about fame,” the source said. “All they care about it money. Being a Housewife can be humiliating in New York sometimes. People treat them like crap and they can’t get into events because of the stigma of being on a reality show.”

    Continuing the complaints, the source said the women are fed up with the way they are edited.

    The article, whether planted or not, to me is fantastic. My link is not working here but you all should read it if interested. They complain and compare themselves to the Kardashians. But they don’t realize that evil Kris Jenner basically is co-producer with Seacrest.
    Love it, had to share

    • iceNfire says:

      Good find chimosa! If they ‘Perks’ aren’t worth it then they don’t have to sign but I insist they quit whining about it!

      • chismosa says:

        Could you imagine Lisa VanDP or any of the BH women complaining? She gets her own damn flowers thank you very much. And decides to allow Bravo to film her in her usual environment.
        NY needs to get off their high horse. I wonder if it’s Aviva really complaining the most. The ‘kids’ clothes’ makes me think it’s her.

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          Yes but Bravo is always filming in her place of business-that is a perk in itself
          I can actually see every HW from every franchise doing exactly what NY is doing-the only problem is a certain NY HW has a big fat mouth and a friend named Rob!! NY played this out in the press at the end when they should have kept it private as I believe the other cities do.

          • chismosa says:

            Wait I thought Jill was friends with Rob, who on the cast is friends with them now? Plus I didn’t know Rob was affiliated with RO.

            You are completely right about business ventures, i.e. Bethenny

            • lillybee says:

              I believe Aviva is a friend of Jill.

              • chismosa says:

                i knew it…. children’s clothes’ complaint>>>> Aviva>>>> attacking Ramona her first season>>>> sent in by the Zilla

                thanks Lillybee!
                funny we never see published photos of the two of them, you’d think Jill would love to flaunt Adiva around town.

  33. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Has anyone seen the dumb wine web site Tamra works for? First of all there are like 6 other reality women working for the club-not just Tamra and Vicky-and it seems the women are in a competition to see who clicks on which chick so why would Vicky help Tamra if they are competing? This whole storyline is lamer than Hot In Cleveland fake divorce!!!

    • princesspindy says:

      I was wondering why Tamra was so excited that the blonde was in the middle on the label cuz they are both blonde, and I don’t know any redhead HWs that I can think of, gonna go check it out!!!

  34. Nancy says:

    West coast people…Andrea Bocelli and David Foster are doing a special on PBS right now.

  35. boston02127 says:

    Hi Everyone, I hope everyone is doing good. I haven’t seen any of our shows. 😦 I’ll catch up next week. I just wanted to post this link that I got in an email. Be back after hell week.

    • TexasTart says:

      Whoa, this is exactly the problem I warned my sister about our phones using GPS! 😮 If any of you especially with children post pics online with a phone – look at the link! Thanks, boston, and good luck with your studies.

  36. Orson says:

    Just three comments from me this time.

    Sorry, Stars, I heard “flooring”, not “foreign”. And Vicki’s face does not look good. She needs a peel or something. Oh, and considering how much time Tamra spends working on her spa/gym, she really shouldn’t be criticizing Vicki spends on their wine venture.

  37. Nancy says:

    LA Kings win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂

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