I used to like Rosie. Sadly, I think the fame of being on a reality show has really gotten to her. She’s transitioned from a lovable, sloppy drunk to a confrontational, mean drunk. Clearly she, along with Teresa, Joey, and Kathy all have the Gorga Switch. Combine it with alcohol and you’ve got a major problem. I don’t find it even mildly entertaining to hear her rant about her cousin. That sort of anger destroys a person. What happened to her? She used to be the person who broke the tension by doing belly flops. Bravo and her family should all be ashamed of themselves of letting this happen.
This season is going to get worse before the fake making up begins. The cast and producers know we – as viewers – can only take so much before we turn off our television sets. Sadly we’ll have to wade our way through the crap fest of tonight’s rant, and at least two fights before we get to see the retreat where everything gets healed and the family can move on to their happily ever after. Remember – I believe in unicorns.
Caroline Manzo is getting the sweetheart edit this season. Remember that she’s got some sort of advice book out – so her edit is all about her giving advice. Get that – Caroline gives advice. Now buy her book. Just kidding. Go buy yourself a Skinnygirl margarita instead. It will be more satisfying.
Uh-oh. Melissa Gorga is writing a “hot marriage” book. I hope that doesn’t mean we’ll be subjected to any Gorga bedroom scenes. Forget about the butt bleach – we’ll need eye beach if that happens.
Sit back, pour yourself a glass of your favorite beverage, and hang on for the ride. From the previews it looks like it’ll be a bumpy one.
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But first – here are a few laughs from Boston.