Real Housewives of Orange County

Real Housewives of Orange County

by Stars99 

Note:  Surprisingly, I find that I don’t actually detest RHOC all that much this Season.  Don’t get me wrong, I cringe every week because I just never know what’s going to happen – but I’m finding myself to be amused by them most of the time. I’d almost categorize it as a, “Reality Sitcom” – but without professional actors or well written scripts.” And no, Alexis’ recent acting classes don’t qualify her to be a “professional actor.”  Oh sure, I point and laugh at them and they are all still very delusional and self-absorbed – but at least it’s not the Crapfest (ty, Mel) that RHNJ has become.  Last week, remember it was Tamra’s special wedding dress shopping day… Gretchen was nice enough to wear a flasher’s bright red trench coat while sporting her dead fiancé’s engagement ring… Lauri gleefully told Vicki that Brooks was dating her daughter’s “very young” friend… Gretchen was caught in a lie… and pigs started to fly when Heather and Alexis were able to be alone in a room by themselves and have a civil conversation.  Who knew? 

Lydia MakeupThe episode opens with Lydia at her house along with her makeup artist Nicole who is applying her makeup.  Nicole is inexplicably wearing a headband.  After seeing this, I can’t resist partially blaming Nicole for Lydia’s headband obsession…  We find out that Lydia has arranged a trip to Canada and all the women are going.  Lydia is a dual citizen and she’s amazed at how Americans know very little about Canada when it’s just to the north of us.  Lydia, do you know how many people can’t even come up with the names of the states to the north, south, east and west of them?  Crystal BibleAlexis comes over to Lydia’s house with a gift in hand.  I could never afford being friends with these people – if I had to bring a gift every time I saw one of my friends I’d go bankrupt!  Alexis knows that Lydia had a hard time in Mexico with some of the women and so she gave Lydia a small Swarovski crystal covered Bible – Alexis has one, too.  You can get them at Nordstrom’s for $120: http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/glitzy-bella-crystal-covered-bible/3434921 – At other sites it’s advertised as a keepsake that could be appropriate for a christening or a first communion… or evidently, a ski trip to Canada. Alexis wants Lydia to be well equipped for the trip – and what’s inside the Bible is all the ammunition she will need… I guess Alexis thinks that she’ll be able to shoot her with the gospel gun or something…

Heather is clothes shopping at Muse with Tamra.  Tamra asks Heather which wedding dress she should choose?  Heather safely replies that she looks gorgeous in all of them.  Tamra does not think she has enough warm things for the trip to Whistler.  Tamra says, “There is a reason there are more people living in Southern California than in all of Canada… It’s because it’s cold as hell there.”  Well, technically, hell isn’t known to be cold, but I digress.  Heather’s time in Canada is going to be cut short because of her commitments to, “Malibu Country.”   Heather thinks it’s important to show up, spend some time with the girls and then come back for her “Malibu Country” shooting because she wants to support Lydia.  This idea is preposterous to Tamra – who obviously can’t fathom the concept of being supportive of anyone but herself.

Heather StunnedTamra and Heather talk about how Lauri is going on the trip with all of them.  Tamra disclosed that Gretchen called and told her that Lauri said that she had walked in on Vicki having a threesome.  Heather confirmed that Gretchen had told her the same thing.  In her talking head, Tamra expresses that this does not seem like Vicki-type of behavior.  Tamra tells us that Vicki can hardly even say the word “vagina” and she doubts she’s going to, “Go down on one.” (Don’t blame me… Tamra’s the one who said it….Bravo aired it… I’m just perpetuating the story, morning glory…).  Heather doesn’t think it’s anyone’s business and doesn’t understand why Lauri would bring it up at all.  Tamra is not sure if she should bring it up to Vicki or not…

Gretchen PackingGretchen is packing and she sure has a lot of furs for someone who lives in Southern California.  That’s just infurryating to me!  Gretchen tells Slade she’s afraid of snowboarding because, “What if I break my hip and then I can’t have a baby!”  Gretchen gestures to her hips and implies she needs to keep them in good working condition… Slade’s response, “Keep those hips for daddy.” (Ack… gag… KMN!) Gretchen says, “Cold weather in OC is about 60 degrees and sunny … and cold weather in Canada is a gigantic snow storm with below 20 degrees.” Actually, Gretchen, Canadians break out the suntan lotion at 20 degrees.

Alexis HelmutAs Alexis packing, she actually has a glove that has a ring pre-placed on the outside of glove’s ring finger.  Alexis explains, “I want to be married all the time, even while I’m skiing.”  Right, because marriage is all about the ring, right?  Then she puts on a fuzzy hat with pom pom dangles.  Okay, now before ya’ll start making fun of her… I had one just like that when I lived in Ohio when I was in 4th grade – but mine was a stylish white with grey accents, tyvm.  Her friend tells her that she should wear that hat only when it’s accented by a “red lip.”  Her friend picks up Alexis’ crystalized Bible and refers to it as a “Bedazzled Notebook.” The entire world falls on the floor laughing… I’m sure somewhere God is laughing, too… He has a sense of humor… After all, He created the anteater, giraffe, and duckbilled platypus!

Briana is helping Vicki pack for Whistler and Vicki suggests that she take a shirt that has no back.  Vicki brought the “fun bus” to Mexico and she promises that the “fun bus” is now going to Whistler. If that blouse is what Vicki is planning to almost wear she’s going to freeze her sweet patootie off.  Although, Vicki knows she does need to pick out her outfits carefully, because she says, “Gretchen is going to wear costumes, and I don’t want to be Gretchen.”

Cue Gretchen walking into her room while holding a white ski jumpsuit… Slade thinks it’s from the 1980s but Gretchen doesn’t even catch the drift that he thinks it’s horrible.  Gretchen says she always has to have a theme for everything she does and that she loves to play dress-up.  Hey Gretch, I hear Slade’s ex-fiancé Jo has a nice sexy French maid outfit you can borrow!  Just sayin’…

CheersLydia is excited because she planned the trip herself and there will be no strippers and no ginormous penises because she’s in control this time.  As these embarrassing Americans walk through the Canadian airport, they attempt to sing, “O Canada” but of course they don’t know the words or the melody.  They are greeted with a normal looking airport shuttle – but never fear, champagne is here!  Cheers!  While on route, Lydia tells the girls that her handsome uncle who lives in Vancouver is going to meet them at the ski resort.  Lydia confirms he is single.  Everyone immediately clues in to try to hook up Vicki with him – although Vicki says she doesn’t need or want any help.

Tamras light went onHeather breaks the news that she’s not going to be staying long because of her job on “Malibu Country” which starts shooting the very next day.  As Gretchen questioned Heather about the role itself – Heather confirmed that she already started the job the previous Friday (wedding dress shopping day) and it’s why she was in L.A. earlier that day and had to meet them at the store rather than driving with them in the limo.  Tamra indicates that Gretchen also got a call from, “Malibu Country.” Heather differentiates that Gretchen’s call was about a small 2 line part that ultimately wasn’t even used – but that Heather’s part was for a different, larger role.  Heather tells Gretchen, “You had told me that they had offered you a part on the show, too – So what happened was after the table read, I said, ‘Oh, my girlfriend Gretchen Rossi said she got offered a part on the show’ And they go, ‘No, that’s not what happened. We called to check availability for her for like a couple-line part on the show but that part went away. ’” Gretchen said, “’They called me and I said, ‘Oh okay, I think I am available that day’… but then I ended up going to her dress fitting and not doing what they said that they wanted me to come in…” (Yeah, didn’t make much sense to me, either…)  Heather said that even with her larger role that she had plenty of time to get to the table read and then she was able to go dress shopping afterwards.  Heather asserts that Gretchen would have also been able to do both with no problem.  Gretchen says, “Heather is going by the technicality that they don’t shoot on Fridays… Okay, they don’t shoot on Fridays – So maybe I used the wrong term.  When are these girls going to learn I don’t make s*** up?”  Gretchen honey, we ALL know that if you were actually offered a part, any part, any part at all on television – that you would have dropped going wedding dress shopping like a hot potato – or at least you would have asked for the shopping to be rescheduled, if possible.  Alexis chimes in that, “Malibu County” called her publicist, too… Heather once again, feels the need to differentiate that it was for a smaller part. Gretchen doesn’t understand why she’s made out to be a liar face when Alexis said the same thing.  Heather, Her Royal Bitterness, wonders aloud if “Baby Troy” is the next one who will be offered a role on, “Malibu Country.”

They finally arrive at the Four Seasons Resort at Whistler – Vicki thinks it looks so beautiful that it’s like they’re at the Swiss Alps.  Gretchen thinks it feels like they’re in a winter wonderland and says, “The snow is perfectly drizzling out of the sky… We walk into this lobby and this fun canoe… Wait…Was it a canoe? What was that?”  Well, most of the world would call it a “bobsled”… Even people who live in Jamaica know enough to call it a “bobsled.”  And by the way, it’s rain that drizzles… Snow falls, wafts, or blankets the ground.  Sorry guys, we actually do have mountains here in Southern California – so there is no excuse for this nonsense!

Vicki Feeds LauriLydia is so excited to be in Canada.  She says, “We are about a good time, we’re not about the “crazies.” We must remember she’s the new kid on the block… I’m actually surprised they let this group into Canada.  Maybe, they won’t let them back into the United States… We can only dream… Lydia’s Uncle Greg from Vancouver knocks on her door.  Lydia is nervous for her uncle to be in a room with this bunch of women.  She’s worried about him being protected.  As the girls come in and meet him, they all confirm that Uncle Greg is a cutie – Even Vicki.  Heather snidely encourages Vicki in her talking head that, “It’s a trip; have fun!”  Tamra is wondering if she should spill the beans to Vicki about what Lauri is saying about Vicki behind her back.  Tamra says that she would be so pissed if it happened to her…

They all start relaxing and clinking their glasses, “cheers” while initiating small talk with the lone voice of testosterone in this sea of hormonal, competitive, and batcrap crazy women. In tonight’s edition of, “I kid you not”, Gretchen says to Greg (You know, the guy who actually lives in Vancouver), “So, you know a little about Canada?”  Everyone falls on the floor laughing.   Greg responds, “Ummm… I would hope I know a little bit about Canada.”  Yeah, it’s not like he lives there or anything.  Dumbass.  Vicki, who was being a smartass, asked if he drove a car.  Gretchen tells us that she is just trying to engage him.  Gretchen says, “Apparently, trying to be somewhat intelligent about the culture that we’re in is inappropriate questioning.”  In a Captain Obvious kind of way, the girls identify to Uncle Greg that Vicki is not married.   Lydia tells us that she doesn’t want Vicki to be a new aunt in her family because, “We’re good on crazy.”  Uncle Greg breaks everyone’s heart by confirming that he’s dating someone.  No one says a word and an awkward silence fills the land.  Heather gets up to leave.  Already, seriously?  It is like 3:00 AM – she literally only got there like 4-5 hours earlier at the most (it seems).  Alexis is cranky because she got so much grief from all of them for leaving their Costa Rica trip early but no one is giving Heather a bad time.  Silly Alexis, don’t you know by now that different rules apply to different people, differently? And Heather is coming back for a job; you were coming back because your husband was acting like an oaf.

Gretch opens mouthThe next morning everyone meets up to go out on the slopes.  Lauri thinks it’s a workout just to put on their ski gear with the help of their ski concierge (fancy name for the ski instructor.)  Vicki takes one look at Gretchen and says, “Who dresses like that?”  She tells Gretchen that she looks like a Q-Tip and that she wants to use Gretchen’s hat as an actual Q-Tip.  Vicki then begins rub her head against Gretchen’s hat.  It seems like everyone has a little experience in skiing or in snowboarding.  Tamra hasn’t been skiing for several years and predicts she’s going to be, “Tits to the ground.” That Tamra’s such a class act, no?  Lydia only snowboards.  Vicki says she was on her high school ski team.  Alexis says that she’s not even a bunny hill skier but that she’s more like an ant hill skier.  This should be fun!

They take two separate lifts to get up to where they’re going to start from on the mountain.  Tamra, Vicki and Lydia ride in the first lift.  It seems like it’s perfect ski conditions.  However, Tamra is thinking that not everything is perfect.  Tamra laments that if Vicki finds out that she knows this gossip about her and that she didn’t tell her… that Vicki will be really mad at Tamra.  As a result, their friendship will be gone again.  Gee, ya think?  Lol…

Ski TimeMeanwhile, Lauri is explaining to Gretchen and Alexis who are on the 2nd lift that she never actually said the word, “threesome” when she was talking about Vicki.  Lauri clarified that she walked in on Vicki who was in bed with another woman and a man… and that maybe they were just snuggling and getting warm or something – but that she never actually used the word, “threesome” when talking to Gretchen about the event.  Sounds like someone has been talking to a lawyer about potential liability, if you ask me.  Lauri says that she doesn’t know what they were doing.  Lauri said that you’d think she’d know better than to tell a secret to somebody in this group.  Gretchen self-righteously tells Lauri that she didn’t say anything to Vicki about what Lauri had told her because Lauri indicated that she wanted to have a sit-down talk with Vicki about some stuff.  Gretchen, you haughty little twerp, I guess that’s technically correct, but since you did tell both Tamra and Heather – and now you’ve just brought it up in front of Alexis – you’re still a dirty, vile gossip.  Even Alexis has the good sense to say that she knows that while Vicki can be crazy… that there is no way on earth that she had a threesome.

Lydia doesn’t understand why any of them are learning to ski.  The youngsters are all learning how to snowboard – No one skies anymore.  During the ski lesson Tamra says, “My tits are going to fall off from frostbite.”  Wait, didn’t she have her silicone boobies removed? Or maybe they were just reduced, I can’t remember.  I wonder how cold silicone gets… does it get slushy?  Lolol… Sorry, these are the things that I wonder about…  After they all ski around a while, Tamra observes that Vicki is a klutz and should stop talking about being on a ski team in high school…

Tamra and Vicki get some time alone and away from the others on the ski slope.  Tamra finally breaks it to Vicki that Lauri told Gretchen a lot of personal things about her that weren’t so nice.  Vicki asks her what she said.  Tamra stammers around… they were sexual things… like that you had a threesome.  Vicki says that she has a lot of things on Lauri, too… and wonders if she would want her to breakout a can of whoopass?  Tamra suggests that Vicki talk to Gretchen directly about what she was told because that’s who told Tamra the information.  Vicki just wants to ski and keep the b*** away from her or she might push her down… or worse…

As if this was all just a huge set-up (insert gratuitous eye roll here) right on cue Gretchen comes swishing down the hill… Vicki just wants to strangle Gretchen for being a messenger of untruths.  But instead, at least for the moment, she calmly talks to Gretchen.  Vicki tells her that Tamra told her about her lunch with Lauri and that Lauri had said some nasty things about her.  Gretchen tells us that she’s “pissed” at Tamra and thinks that Tamra is being two-faced and playing both sides of the fence.  This is of course because she spilled the beans to Vicki about her conversation with Lauri when she originally said that she wouldn’t.  And because they’re in 3rd grade again, Gretchen wonders whose side is Tamra on?  Whose friend is she anyway?  Vicki says that she has lots of stuff on Lauri.  Vicki asks Gretchen about what Lauri said.  Vicki said that if it was that she had lewd sexual acts with more than one person – it’s a flat out lie.  Gretchen said that Lauri had a lot to tell Gretchen, like that Vicki wasn’t faithful to Donn and all that stuff.  Vicki confirms there had been fidelity issues on both ends. Vicki said that she was separated from Donn twice during their marriage.  Gretchen thinks this is all validation that Vicki admits that she’s been telling lies all along.  In her talking head, Gretchen says that Vicki kept pointing her finger at me but that Vicki has no room to talk.  Gretchen tries to stick up for Lauri by saying Lauri was trying to make Gretchen feel better by saying that Vicki has no room to talk.  Vicki doesn’t think she said much about Gretchen.  Gretchen tells her that she accused her of cheating on Jeff.  Vicki told her, “Well, you did – but you haven’t owned it yet.”  Gretchen is dumbfounded.  Or maybe she’s just dumb.  (Sorry, she’s just gotten on my last nerve…lol). Vicki acknowledges that all of this is hearsay.  Gretchen wants her to stop saying things that aren’t true.  Vicki wants to know how does Gretchen like it?

Gretchen is trying to blame Lauri because she’s the one who said it, not her.  No, Gretchen, you just took the story and dutifully shared it with anyone who would listen.  Alexis and Lydia come down the slope.  It was clear there was anger and strife hanging in the otherwise picture perfect Canadian air and Alexis is wondering why people just can’t handle this kind of stuff in privacy.  Well, because then we wouldn’t have a show, would we?  Gretchen continues to maintain that she didn’t say anything – that it was Lauri.

Ski TimeLauri shows up and Vicki tells her, “Not cool, Lauri.”  Lauri, of course, deduces what has happened.  Vicki tells her that she has never had sex with multiple partners.  Lauri says that she never once said that Vicki had sex with anybody.  She reminds Vicki that in New Orleans, Lauri walked in on Vicki, a girl and a guy lying in bed…  Vicki says that all her clothes were on and that they were just watching a movie in bed.  Lauri said that she didn’t know what she was doing.  Vicki tells Lauri that Gretchen had said Vicki had multiple partners.  Then Vicki starts to shriek, “Why, why, why?”

Backed into a corner, the defensive viper that is Lauri, venomously lashes out, “What about the Greek guy and the volleyball player that you told me you did amazing things underneath a blanket coming back from Florida to LA?  Vicki has now officially flipped a fig and is screaming at Lauri, “Shame on you… Why are you running your stupid ass mouth?  We both owned it… We both had been unfaithful.” Vicki reiterates, “Donn and I were separated several times.”  Lauri insists that this was before they were divorced.  Alexis and Lydia quickly exit stage left and go off and make snow angels.

Snow AngelsLauri continues to try to explain herself by saying that Gretchen had said there had been a lot of tension between Vicki and Gretchen and that there was a lot of hypocrisy.  Vicki says, “You’re not my god I don’t have to answer to you… Don’t go around spreading rumors… I’ve never been with multiple partners in my life… Don’t come to dinner tonight… Shame on you.”  Vicki skis off… “You’re the one who is a cheater,” shouts Lauri.  Tamra joins Alexis and Lydia while they’re making snow angels.  Snidely, she asks them if they want to have a threesome?

Lauri turns to Gretchen and tells her, first of all, that she never said that Vicki had sex but that she said she walked in and Vicki was with a girl and a guy… and that she said I don’t know if she had sex…… Gretchen fires back that it’s what she thought Lauri was referencing when she said that she’s had lots of “indiscrepancies.”  Lauri corrects her, “indiscretions.”  It generally means you’re having sex with people.  Lauri thinks this is the game of telephone from hell… and poor wittle, innocent Lauri feels like she’s been betrayed.  Sound the violins!  Tamra astutely says, “If I was Gretchen or Lauri, I’d fly my ass right off the slope and get on a plane and go back to California because Vicki is going to kick you in the ass so hard you might end up in Florida.”  Tamra, I think you’re being conservative…

Gretchen tries to rationalize her actions to the others by saying that she didn’t want to do the same thing that Vicki and Tamra did to her when they were accusing Gretchen without having all the correct information.  Lydia said, “Well, you did do the same thing because now we’re all sitting here talking about it.”  It sincerely baffles Gretchen as to why she is to blame for all of this. As if we needed a play by play, Gretchen attempts to clarify that it started with Vicki and Vicki f***ed up… then Vicki let Lauri know… Lauri let Gretchen know… Gretchen told Tamra (but Gretchen conveniently omits that she also told both Heather and Alexis)… So what Gretchen wants to know is how she is to be blamed for all of these people being involved?  Gretchen says to Lydia, “I wasn’t going to go to Vicki and say, dadadaaa da daa…”… Lydia said, “No, you went behind her back…”  Oh, SNAP!

Tune in next time folks, to find out in which country Gretchen and Lauri’s dupas were ultimately found after Vicki got done with booting them from here to Timbuktu!

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Just a housewife ... who loves this place .... and loves to write ... You can reach me through this email: nomoredrama8@gmail.com. Lynn's Place is in tribute to Housewives blogger Lynn Hudson, who passed away in August of 2012.
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326 Responses to Real Housewives of Orange County

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. It’s Tuesday. It’s hot but not humid. I hope you all are ok weather wise. My office is so cold you can hang beef. Brrrrrr. Have a great day.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      Morning Powell-the storm last night helped a bit with the humidity in my area but it is still HOT!! Running the A/C to try to get my house as cold as your office!!!!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I would love your office. Good Morning!! Can’t wait to read the blogs blogged. I finally read MTH’s NJ Blog, literally LOL’ing.

    • Minnesota is hot, steamy, humid and storms might attack this evening.

  2. Rebecca says:

    Good morning! There’s no way I’m watching this scream-fest as these morons try to out-bitch each other. Thanks Stars! (you masochist)

    • Powell says:

      Uh oh Rebecca. Is it that bad? 🙂

    • AZGirl says:

      Rebecca you are going to really appreciate what I just about to rant. Next door neighbor has a forest in her front and backyard. She has 4 huge 50 foot fan palm trees. Trimmers are here and they only are trimming the tops of the palm trees. Not the bark like most people have done.

      So they will climb up and down with the spiked shoes to trim the tops and alas….. the next dust storm that comes through all of the bark pieces are going to fly off the trees and land in my yard and pool. THOUSANDS OF THEM. I will post a pic when it happens. Pisses me off. I went into a rage last year and threw the bark pieces over the fence into her yard.

      • TexasTart says:

        Too bad your neighbor doesn’t have a pool you can place them in. I see why that upsets you! Answered your question late last night.

        • LavaLady says:

          I feel your pain, AZ Girl. Would it be extra money to trim the bark? So annoying to have inconsiderate neighbors. My neighbor here at the beach asked us to call the cable company and have them move our cable line which crosses a corner of his property. This is high up in the air, not on the ground. It stretches from a pole across the street to our house and crosses one corner of his front yard. I told my husband no way. We had to have three visits from the cable company totaling about 8 hours to get our cable restored after the superstorm. There is no way I am messing with the line now, when everything is working fine. I told my husband, knowing our luck, we will have it moved and encounter a bunch of other issues. I don’t think he owns the air up there. He also told us to have our downspouts painted the color of our siding. They are now white, as is all the trim on our house. He said it would look better painted to match the house. I don’t need his advice, thank you very much. Worry about yourself.

          • Kansas Girl says:

            Lava, I think you should buy your neighbor a gift of curtains or shades for the windows that look out on your house. Then he would not need to be so offended by your color choices. (Make them ugly curtains, while you’re at it!)

          • princesspindy says:

            They have “glow in the dark” paint at Michaels and it doesn’t show during the day…..your downspouts could “glow” at night 🙂

            • jules says:

              I grew up next to a three family home. The family who owned it have seven or eight kids, I forget. Money was tight and the father was a little odd so he painted the house with whatever paint he could get either for free or really cheap…and I mean any paint. So this triple-decker house was painted several different colors or if it was between paint supplies,peeling so there were still different colors showing. My parents learned to live with it because it wasn’t worth the battle and like I said, the guy was a little odd. But it drove the rest of the neighborhood insane!

              My husband and I have lived in our house for the last 24 years. We have two evil neighbors on one side who have sued us countless times over some boundary issues. Every time we’ve tried to paint the side of the house facing them, they threaten to call the police and do call their lawyer to complain that our ladder is on their property. So, that side of the house has been unpainted and peeling for the last 12 years. Now they’re complaining to their attorney that we’re not painting it to spite them! They were just forced to drop their lawsuit in court because they literally have no case but we still haven’t painted that side yet. I just think it’s pathetic that they complain about how bad it looks but won’t let us fix it. We don’t have to see it as we don’t use that side of the house so it doesn’t bother us. I really have no desire to do anything that would make them happy at this point. Sorry for the rant. I’ve been dealing with nothing but stupid people for the last two days. I wish I could drink at work….

              • princesspindy says:

                OMG JULES!!!!! That is HORRIBLE!!! I have a next door neighbor that I call Burning Man cuz he loves his fire pit and the smoke blows into my house and he has a kid I call “The Screamer” but I am going to thank Baby Jesus for them because I could not handle that kind of stress that your neighbor is dealing out!!!!! Our homes are suppose to be our sanctuaries!!! (((((Jules))))) *closes front door on across the street neighbor’s gardener using really loud power tools…..

                • jules says:

                  Thanks for the love princesspindy! We actually wanted to put a fire pit in our backyard because our boys are older and want to hang around with their friends but it’s against the law in our city. Even though many, many people have them, the fire department will respond if a neighbor calls to complain and we know with absolute certainty that the Evil’s will call (and then call their lawyer) so it’s not worth it. The truth is the Evil’s don’t have much of a life, there are two houses with one shared backyard. They are family so it’s okay but their entire lives are lived in that 40 square feet of backyard. My hubby and I remind ourselves (sometimes constantly) that we are very blessed because we have well-rounded lives and our children have never been contained to their own backyard. You know what they say, what goes around comes around so they’ll get theirs someday. I keep telling my husband that the best revenge would be for the senior Evil to get drunk and hit a police cruiser, not to hurt anyone, just for the humiliation. Alas, as my mother always says, “if wishes were horses, beggars would ride”. So it’s best to focus my powers on good instead of evil…. queue evil laugh…..LOL

                  • princesspindy says:

                    I have never said anything to the neighbor, in person, in my mind, oh yeah…I just close the doors and windows, but I think something is going on over there because the fires aren’t so often….and heat is no indicator of if this idiot is going to burn or not….but my hubby said he was up early one morning and out front, their house is sideways, so their backyard butts up to our front, anyway, he heard her yelling “you need to stay out of my kid’s lives” so maybe my potions and spells are working LOL!!!

                    • Kansas Girl says:

                      Put their names in your freezer. Someone here suggested that to get rid of the problems caused by that person. (It hasn’t worked yet, but maybe if I fluff up the name now and then it will reactivate the freeze?)

                    • princesspindy says:

                      dip it in boiling water and then refreeze??? lol!

              • Buttercream says:

                There’s an unopened gallon of vodka in the storage closet at my work ..,every once in a while in the past five years I’ve been here, I’ve been tempted to take a few ounces from that bottle! Wish I could drink at work too!
                Crazy neighbors want me to clean my Sanford and Son yard …littered from their doggie poop droppings daily… mad enough to scoop their dogs poop and throw the mushy fly invested stinky mess at their front doors! Arrgggh for ugly neighbors!

                PS – LOVED THE RECAP – Go Lydia! xo Have a nice day to all (especially everyone with cranky neighbors)!

                • jules says:

                  YUCK!! They’re dogs poop in your yard and they want you to clean it up?!? Madness. I’d have a Sanford & Son yard too if that was happening. Some people just suck!

                  My boss keeps telling me I can drink at work if I want too but I know it’ll just make me tired and not improve anything so I fight the urge. Sometimes he goes out and buys me a big bag of M&M’s when it’s particularly stressful. Not better for my hips but definitely for my mood. 😉

                • Kansas Girl says:

                  A gallon??? Whoa! I want to work there.

                  Seems to me the dog poop is rightfully theirs. I don’t think a dog is legally able to gift. So you’d be within your rights to return stuff their kids or pets leave in your yard. Like balls. Toys. Poop.

                  • LaineyLainey says:

                    For some reason, I keep imagining a cartoon version of this yard with steam coming off the piles and the flies buzzing around. Maybe now that I’ve shared this, I can get this picture out of my brain.

                    • Kansas Girl says:

                      That’s how I imagined it too! So tossing those piles and flies back into their yard is such an image!

              • Catseye says:

                I know ALL about lousy neighbors. I have a run-down shanty on one side inhabited by an old man whose (now institutionalized) wife’s family gave them the home over 50yrs ago, so they NEVER bothered with any maintenance–only spent their money on new vehicles constantly. On the other side a gay couple that has NEVER minded their own business in the 20yrs I’ve lived here. The gays have already killed one of my trees, about 15yrs ago, by trimming it flush with the fence and poisoned it somehow so it fell over in a rainstorm. They are now in the process of killing another tree because it “drops stuff on their side that they have to clean up.” I’ve decided THIS time to sit back and let them kill the damn tree and then I plan to sue them, the way I should’ve done with the first one they killed. I already threw away $400 having it trimmed a year and a half ago, but THAT wasn’t good enough, now my tree is “mysteriously” covered with dying, brown branches. According to what I’ve read, I can sue them for up to $50,000 and that’s EXACTLY what I plan on doing. The really odd thing is that on the street behind me, the nicest, decent, most helpful people I have EVER met, live.

              • AZGirl says:

                I can’t believe this! How terrible. Did your neighbor get the property surveyed? If not, maybe able to have one done for a few hundred dollars. It might be that they are on your property. Anyhoo what a nightmare.

            • Kansas Girl says:

              Which then leads to glowing messages to the neighbors. LOL!

              Years ago kids burned let’s just say it was “Brandi’s favorite word” in the yard of the grouchy woman. By using fertilizer. Despite replanting the grass, that word still showed. It was brown till she replanted and then always lush green. You can still see remnants years later.

              • princesspindy says:

                Oh no!! Damn kids!!

              • jules says:

                Hhmmm, thanks for the tip Kansas Girl. The Evil side of our house has a crappy lawn but the tend to it lovingly. I would love to get in there and burn something into their grass but I won’t as I am the bigger person…..that’s what I chant to myself whenever I see them anyway…..LOL

                • Kansas Girl says:

                  You can blame it on the neighborhood kids!

                  Or throw seeds out there. Mint has a way of taking over. Or bamboo (tho I don’t think you can get it to grow from seed). And we all know how bad birds are at distributing seed!

            • turtletime! says:

              I LOVE the glow in the dark downspout idea, pindy!!

      • Powell says:

        Ugh AZGirl. 😦 That sucks. I can’t stand stupid neighbors. I have one too. The next wind storm throw that bark on her walk way. That’ll show her.

      • Kansas Girl says:

        This is making my young neighbors who have dug up their front yard to make a vegetable garden and who had the horse in the back yard last week sound like angels!

      • Rebecca says:

        They only need to trim the leaves and only brown hanging ones, every three years. She can spend her money on the off years trimming off the bark. She has a horrible landscaper. There’s always one asshole neighbor, isn’t there?

  3. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Starzy-great recap….these women just can’t shut the hell up!! They get to go to a beautiful country and stay in a fab place and they act like a bunch of morons!!!
    Lydia was my fave last night b/c she was giving Gretchen the business!! Every time Gretchen complained about what Vicky did to her Lydia came back with “like you are doing now” it was great!!!
    I don’t get Laurie at all-she acts like she told Gretchen about Vicky indiscrepencies to help her but that’s crap-I want to know her plan!!! And I also want to know why she can’t say the word insurance-please tell me someone heard her?????
    I know lots of people think Vicky is getting what she deserves but I wish it was happening to Tamra instead-that makes me feel like a terrible person for saying that but I can’t help myself-I think Tamra may be the worst HW of all time!!!

    • missusmc says:

      I think gretchen is far worse than Tamra. At least Tamras honest about her awfulness. G just plays the victim.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        I suppose that is true-but just because you are honest about being a bad person doesn’t mean you are not a bad person!! I would just love for someone to stand up to her and her bitchy ways!!

        • missusmc says:

          Oh, none of these ladies are good people. Not even Lydia and Alexis. You can’t be a good person and be on these shows. Even the good ones have giant egos and are obsessed with fame. There’s no rational reason a decent woman would ever be on a show like this. They’re all crazy. Some just hide it better than others. And I love it 🙂

  4. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:
    • missusmc says:

      My prediction: Viewers love affair with brandi will be over halfway through is next season. Lisa and Kyle will make up during the finale. B will enter rehab in between seasons, then write another unintelligible book about it. We will all continue to be dumber just by knowing who these ladies are.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        I think Brandi already wrote her second book-I saw on twitter something about her shooting pics for the cover.

        • missusmc says:

          Gross. The brandi love has to stop. I am a firm believer in NOT enabling crazy. And brandi is crazy.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            I can’t wait to see her twitter TL later….I predict 100 STFU’s and 200 EFF offs

            • missusmc says:

              She will probably blame it on Leann Rimes somehow, too. I swear, the more I think about it, the more I can’t figure out why she and Leann aren’t friends. They’re both equally awful.

              • rabblerouser2010R says:

                I think Eddie married the same girl, the second version is a little mousier looking but makes up with it with $$$$$

            • T-Rex says:

              She needs a twatter-vention and someone to take the danged thing down for about a week! JMO

          • SoutheastVA says:

            I’m with you.

    • AZGirl says:

      Well she is quite wasted.

    • T-Rex says:

      OMG Brandi needs to stop drinking stat! She cannot handle her alcohol, which is completely obvious and she talks about being a “great mom”, well “great moms” don’t get drunk and twatter about it, they don’t get drunk in public with their “bits and pieces” hanging out for everyone to see, including her children. Uhm Brandi it’s called the Internet, you have heard of it, everyone has camera phones and if you think for one second that someone isn’t going to show this stuff to your kids there is a bridge in Brooklyn you might be interested in buying. I have been really, really drunk, seriously intoxicated and not once did anything “fly” out of my clothing. Of course I wore clothes that actually fit me and weren’t two sizes too small either. Even I could keep a mini skirt over my hoo-hoo so I can’t for the life of me figure out how all these dolts can’t do the same.

      • Jules says:

        at least she had underwear on. there’s that.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        The part I have the biggest problem with is that she was on twitter telling the world that she was going out and then tweeted her destination-so she KNEW the paparazzi would be there-she loves publicity-any kind!!!

        • T-Rex says:

          JJNTJ, EXACTLY! Train wrecks all seem to let everyone know their whereabouts so that the wreck can get publicity. LyndsayLohan is a prime example she makes sure that the Paparazzi know exactly where she so they can find her. When Britney Spears was having that melt down the manager she had at the time did the same thing. It’s interesting that many celebs can go about their day and not have paparazzi stalking them. With the exception of say Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie who have paps stalking them 24/7. My sister was in India when Angelina was filming a movie and she said it was disgusting they literally were sleeping in the streets where she was staying and they were like flies on dung whenever she even left the building

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            Unfortunately T-Rex these HWs seem to think they need to be photographed as if they are movie stars-and then they get caught like Brandi and turn on the paps like its their fault!!!

    • TexasTart says:

      Falling down drunk. She was in baaad shape last night, wait until she comes to and sees the beautiful pics of her. What a shame, have to wonder if such a thing would even happen if she had her children full time – but I guess that is totally besides the point. She needs a “handler” like they got The Grifter. I am not sure they are filming, but either way, she NEEDS someone to be accountable to.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        Sorry TT but at her age she needs to be accountable to HERSELF-and her children. That should be enough.

        • TexasTart says:

          You’re right. The jest was someone to keep her interested in being home or someone to return to at home…

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            Gotcha!!!

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

              Brandi’s twitter explanation for her drunken nakedness

              @BrandiGlanville: I got drunk with my gays its not murder,,everyone kept sending us drinks.I was being polite

              Is nothing ever her own fault?

              • TexasTart says:

                Probably not, but I am annoyed by the use of “my gays”. Is it so difficult to say “my friends”? Grrrrr

                • missusmc says:

                  I’ve always wondered why andy Cohen is ok with that. He just laughs along whenever people say it. Tori spelling is really bad at saying she collects gays. It would never be acceptable to say that about any other people group, so why gays?

                  • chismosa says:

                    Excellent point. Someone should twat that to dandy

                  • kendo says:

                    I’m gay – not offended at all. The Tori Spelling collecting gays video is fall out in the floor funny. I’m more offended by Rosie (RHONJ). I personally think that Rosie has a few screws loose and has completely lost it. She should have been kicked off the show after the reunion mess. I wouldn’t be shocked if she ends up killing someone. She’s scary!

              • designernailsdiana says:

                per the HW’s Credo “It’s never my fault”
                I think she needs rehab and the fact that she is great friends with Jennifer Gimenez who was on Dr Drew’s Celebrity Rehab (as a counselor) speaks volumes. Jen needs to get B some help sooner rather than later.
                After watching 2 drunk people last week i have no tolerance for drunks. I’m not even drinking anymore.
                Kjo helped me see what alcohol and drugs can do to your life when you’re not really in control, BUT think you’re in control.

        • Catseye says:

          True. Knowing her, she’s probably proud as hell of those pics and her behavior. I can’t imagine a HALF-way decent guy ever wanting anything to do with her.

  5. AZGirl says:

    Thank you Stars for the recap. Gretchen is coming across like a real moron this season. Kind of like a clueless kid trying to be part of the cool girls club. Loving Lydia. She is so cool.

    • T-Rex says:

      Yep kudos to Starzy for having the courage to watch the OldCronesofBeverlyHillsAdjacent and blog about it. I am not watching, but certainly do love the Wretchen take down that is occuring, I think it was supposed to be an IckyVicky bad edit this season, but voila Wretchen is getting the edit instead. Oh and I predict that LyinLoserLauri is not going to be received well this season either.

    • turtletime! says:

      Stars recap was awesome. I only caught the first half of show. Gretchen is truly dumber than a box of rocks. Sounds like Lydia read her pretty good.

  6. LavaLady says:

    Whistler is beautiful; I was lucky enough to ski there once on a family trip, right before they held the Olympics. Gretchen’s foundation was so orange during the skiing scenes. I noticed most everyone else went easy on the makeup for the daytime shooting. Liked Lauri so much better seasons 1 and 2 when she was poor. I liked Alexis’ ski outfit the most. Gretchen’s was awful.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I have never snow skied. Anyone else out there never snow skied? I’ve never water skied either. Anyone else out there deprived of skiing?

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        I have never skied…not snow nor water. Both of my girls snow ski with Kevin-they love it

        • LaineyLainey says:

          That’s nice that your girls ski. My kids have never skied either. Snow or water. My hubby has snow skied.

      • T-Rex says:

        I have snow skied like three times in my whole life and I am awful at it. You know you are pretty bad when you fall getting off the ski lift and then the lift hits the back of your head, necessitating them to stop the ski lift to try and cart you off. Yep the I “kid you not” post of the day, HA! I have never water skied and have lived by a lake as a kid in chicago and a block from the Ocean when we moved to Florida.

        • jules says:

          I learned to snow ski as an adult because my husband did and he wanted our two boys to learn. The boys were better than me after the first few lessons! I do love it though and we go nearly every weekend during the winter. However, I can’t translate that ability to water. No matter how many times I’ve tried, I can’t get the hang of water skiing.

          • LavaLady says:

            Once my kids got better than me and could go alone, I gave skiing up. I never really “loved” it. I just went along to be a good sport and help my kids to learn. I am a pretty good intermediate skier, but everyone else we go with is expert, so they either “dumb” it down for me or strongly encourage me to go on the “easy” expert runs. (no such thing in my book). Anyway, it just became to difficult for me; I was happy going alone on intermediate runs but someone always felt they had to go with me. So I just stopped skiing. In our group of 50 somethings, there is always someone who is injured or hurting who can’t ski, so I just hang with them.

            • LaineyLainey says:

              Hey!! At least you did it!! You know what it feels like. I imagine it’s all kinds of fun!

          • BB says:

            Back in the day, my girlfriend and her husband had a ski boat and I got up the first time I tried to waterski and never looked back. She could never do it no matter how hard she tried. I felt bad for her. Here she was with the boat and couldn’t do it. My kids always liked to go “tubing” (pulled behind a boat on an innertube). My youngest daughter is a great snowboarder, but I’d probably cause great injury to myself if I tried.

            • LaineyLainey says:

              Yeah, bummer for your friend. My daughter grew up friends with a family who have a boat – she went tubing with them…I mean, being dragged by a boat on the tube. She loved it!!

      • TexasTart says:

        Never went snow skiing, matter of fact, never been around snow other than the tiny bits that make it this far south. I was raised waterskiing though. Such good memories, summers at the lake, I was pulled in a tube or on my Dad’s ski’s when I was still to little for children’s skis, but soon as I could it was “let me go next!”. Loved it. Haven’t done it in many years though. My Grandfather and my Dad skiied up until they were 70 something.

      • Just Wondering in Jersey says:

        I’ve attempted water skiing but couldn’t get my fat you know what up out of the water. Snow skiing never.

        • HuskerHuny says:

          I have never water or snow skied, but I did do a lot of sledding in my youth. There was a huge hill about a block from my house where every winter all town kids would congregate with their sleds and off we’d go. Those were the days before colored TV (for most of us), cable TV, computers, video games, etc. We had to entertain ourselves outdoors. Fortunately, Huskerland gets lots of snow.

          • LaineyLainey says:

            I never sledded either…that sounds kinda magical. My son was in NYC this winter…he and his friends (and most of the city) went “sledding” (using makeshift sleds…I think he used some wheel-less skatebords..you know, just the board) in Central Park. They had a grand old time.

          • jules says:

            I LOVED sledding when I was a kid HuskerHuny. My hubby and I drove by the park nearest our house the other day and he said remember when the boys thought that was a big hill and we’d go sledding. It can’t even be called a hill, more an incline but when you’re little it doesn’t matter. Sledding was a blast no matter what.

            • HuskerHuny says:

              The town I live in is as flat as a pancake, but it has a ‘hill’ (more like a pile of dirt) in one of the city parks and it actually has a snow machine on it! So when Mother Nature doesn’t supply it, we can make our own! For a town of around 26,000, the snow doesn’t last very long and soon turns to ice.

      • BB says:

        I have never snow skied, but I have water skied.

      • Orson says:

        I’ve never skied. I’ve never considered myself “deprived” though.

      • Kansas Girl says:

        I went on a week-long ski trip once. Longest week of my life. I came back with a nice tan, but no new skills. And in the ultimate embarrassment, had to ride the ski lift DOWN the mountain to go home. The only other people doing that had broken legs. People going up laughed at me and pointed. Turns out, you need snow to ski and there was not enough snow on top of the ice, but no one told me that and I was completely humiliated by the experience. Never again.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          oh no!!! Do you laugh about it now? I hope so. It DOES sound rather hellish.

          • Kansas Girl says:

            I do laugh about it. It makes a great party story because there are lots of details about various horrendous things that happened.

      • princesspindy says:

        I’ve done both many times. They are both very fun. Once you get up on water skis it is something else. But it seems like I was colder water skiing than snow skiing….the lake water gets cold……..Snow skiing is a blast. We use to go up for the day to Snow Summit when I was in college and I have gone to Mammoth for a week and Big Bear a bunch of times…..first time not so much fun but once you get the hang of it, WHOO HOOO!!! I think because the 2nd run down the hill I did was with this little kid, he had no fear, so neither did I. It was a blast!! Would I do it now:??? Sounds like a lot of work, lol!! I LOVED Gretchen’s snowsuit……but I am stuck in ComicCon mode, lol! But I seriously like ALexis’ pants, the silver ones….she came off well this episode.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          The four years we spent in Cali…that was one of the things we really wanted to try – snow skiing, but it just never worked out. We did become certified scuba divers, though!! That was really fun!!

      • Catseye says:

        I’ve never done either, either.

      • SoutheastVA says:

        I HATE cold weather. I don’t like it when it snows. I have not snow skied. I won’t pay to be in cold weather.

      • chismosa says:

        I’ve never skied Lainey either. Not a warm sport to me, and I always associated sports with warmth growing up 🏂🏂🏂🏂❄❄⛄⛄⛄

    • turtletime! says:

      I’ve skied Whistler and neighboring Blackcomb a few times. Even if you don’t ski, the village is so much fun. Awesome restaurants & nightlife!

    • designernailsdiana says:

      I just say “I can order the hot chocolate for you so it’s here when you’re done skiing” and “I’ll be by the fireplace reading”.
      I’m now too “rebuilt” to do any type of skiing anyway.

  7. Maggie5 says:

    Hilarious recap! Perfection!

  8. jules says:

    OMG Starzy, what a trooper you are! All I kept thinking while I was reading was “how does Stars stand it”? Your recap has to be much more enjoyable than the real thing. I love this line “I’m sure somewhere God is laughing, too… He has a sense of humor… After all, He created the anteater, giraffe, and duckbilled platypus!” Too freaking funny! God must have a sense of humor because he created these women and gave them the free will to be on television. What a nightmare. I can’t imagine having the opportunity to go to Whistler, stay in a beautiful place and ski for free then screaming like a fish wife on national television. What a shitshow! I think I actually like Lydia now. Based on the recap, she’s trying to show the group a good time without the drama and they can’t handle it. I love that Lydia keeps calling Gretchen out. Gretchen is just not smart enough to debate with anyone. But if history proves anything, Lydia will turn into one of these harpies within a couple of seasons or else she won’t be considered interesting enough to film. There doesn’t seem to be any place for normal people on television.

    • designernailsdiana says:

      I like the “character” Lydia on this show. She doesn’t take crap and she doesn’t play the “You did this to me so I’ll do this to you” game.

  9. Just Wondering in Jersey says:

    Thanks for the recap Stars. I somehow forgot the show was on and found it half way through while channel surfing. Because of your great recap I have no need to watch the first half hour that I missed. Thanks again.

  10. NMH says:

    I’ll tell you, people, I am really liking Lydia. She stands up for the underdog, can hold her own in a conversation, and is generally nice. Wow! Someone to root for, I didn’t think it was possible with any of the housewives anymore!

  11. Powell says:

    Stars so that’s what I saw fly by on the screen. Pigs. I was about to call DirectTv. 🙂

  12. cusi77 says:

    Good Morning everyone!

    Stars you are a genius! Great Blog and excellent side comments! Thank you very much! I have laughed so hard! Xoxoxoxo!

    Is Lauri coming back to OCRH’s? She is such a dirt stirred … they deserve each other! Iam liking Lydia and Alexis more and more! Hold there on your Swarovski Bibles girls!

  13. Powell says:

    Stars you wouldn’t go bankrupt. Have you checked out the Dollar Store these days? Lots of objet d’ art that’s great for “friendship I’m dropping by so & so’s house today”. Use the French word for dust collectors & even fancy pants Heather will say, “How nice”. 🙂

  14. TexasTart says:

    BB! Getting jealous of Jack because we don’t ‘see’ you much around here! lol How’s it going?!

    • BB says:

      It’s going great! I love it. Better than I thought I would. Just having trouble get adjusted to my schedule (early to bed – early to rise).

  15. HuskerHuny says:

    Starz – fab job as usual. My favorite line – about Alexis’ hat. I also had one in jr. high school circa 1970, white with grey tips with furry balls! Do with that one what you will.

    Last night’s poll on WWHL, who is the classiest OC housewife and guess who won? Heather (gag). Here is the difference in class – Heather is snotty classy where Lisa is funny classy. Heather will look down her nose at everything first and then talk to you in that oh so very condenscending way. On the other hand, Lisa just turns everything into a joke and has everyone laughing with her (sorry Kyle).

    Lydia’s uncle was quite a looker. Vicki would be lucky to have someone like that even look in her direction. He looks too normal to want to be involved with that kind of crazy.

    Laurie is nasty. Gretchen is juvenile and dumber than a post (Canada culture? I work with a guy from Canda and he’s more American than I am!). Tamra is still living in the trailer court. Alexis is trying to play nice. Lydia is coming into her own – watch out Gretchen! Who else threw up a bit with the scene between Slade and Gretchen – yuck! I already feel so sorry for that baby.

    Humidity is a killer here today and will be for the next few days. Went to the doctor this morning and I got a shot in my upper left buttocks and got a prescription for three more things. But my hearing has improved a bit since the last appointment, but the ear is still red, has water in it and now the tube from my nose to the throat is swollen as well, but it doesn’t bother me. All’s good!

    • turtletime! says:

      My vote for classiest would go to Yolanda. Lisa V. is classy too, but she can also bring the bawdy humor (which I love).

    • princesspindy says:

      I’m not a Dr. but I play one on the Internet….it bothers me that you are not all better….do they have you taking antihistamines to dry up the ear…..just wondering….❁

      • HuskerHuny says:

        I have been prescribed Claritin this time and a nose spray as well along with another antibiotic to go along with the shot I received today. So I’ll see what this brings in the next few days and then I will see a specialist. Thanks for checking in PP!

        • princesspindy says:

          OK, I concur, lol, that is what they gave my DD but she wouldn’t take the antibiotic….but the Dr. said it would most likely resolve itself with out them. Do you have Apple Cider Vinegar with “The Mother”? that is suppose to work wonders on colds, etc… I drink it with hot water and honey but she can’t stand the smell of it….I want you well!!!

          • HuskerHuny says:

            Hmmmmm – vinegar? Does it count if I just put it on my salad? The smell kind of puts me over the edge as well. I’m hoping this shot and the new antibiotics will do the trick. Thanks for the advice PP!

    • chismosa says:

      Husker I’m with Pindy. This is a long time and I hope you get better soon. Happy to hear you have some relief at least.

  16. Limespider says:

    For goodness sake…can’t these women go anywhere without it turning into a huge argument and confrontation in public??? To me it is a terrible waste of money to ship these bimbos off to a beautiful location like Whistler just so they can show off what kind of cretins they are.

    I enjoy the housewives trips much more where they manage to enjoy the trip and keep the confrontation to a mimimum.

    For example, I enjoyed the Beverly Hills Housewives’ trip to Paris. Despite Kim having “issues” with her meds, the housewives seemed to have a good time and we the viewers got to get a glimpse of Paris.

    The Beverly Hills trip to Ojai was also a good one for the most part. It was girls having fun. I loved the golf cart racing and the badminton on the lawn. I was glad that Adrienne got called out by Brandi for calling out Kim’s crying at the dinner table. It was unnecessary for Adrienne to bark in her sea lion voice repeatedly that “somebody’s crying.” The conversation was between Brandi and Kim and a better girlfriend would have quietly asked Kim if she was OK instead of creating a giant spectacle of the situation.

    I also enjoyed New Jersey’s Italy trip, with the cruise and the visit to Teresa’s parents’ hometown of Sala Consilina. Yes, Caroline was a sourpuss for the whole trip, and Joe Giudice went ballistic over the minibar charges (that’s what you get when you don’t supervise your children properly). But it was great seeing their home village and makes me want to visit the Italian village where my husband’s family came from.

    I even liked New York’s trip to Scary Island despite Kelly’s breakdown(through?) and Jill’s flying in on her broomstick with Bobby in tow as a surprise. The yacht was gorgeous and the villa was absolutely stunning. Once Krazy err Kelly was sent packing and Jill’s surprise was rejected, the remaining women actually seemed to relax and enjoy themselves and isn’t that what vacations are for?!

    The ones I didn’t enjoy, in no particular order: New York to Morocco (Jill, LuAnn, Kelly, and what’s her name, err Cindy came off so ugly and mean on this trip…it is no wonder three out of the four were axed), Atlanta to South Africa (loved the witch doctor, though), Orange County to Mexico 2013 (Vicki hijacks the party and pees on Tamra’s bed–Depends, anyone), Orange County to Florida (the husbands hijack Vicki’s girls trip and she looks like an a$$ for not inviting Donn), Orange County to Costa Rica (keep the monkey, get rid of the women)

    I want to see these women enjoying themselves, having a good time, and not seeking revenge for every perceived slight. Do me a favor Bravo: Save the confrontation, humiliation, and girl fights for home.

    • melthehound says:

      For goodness sake…can’t these women go anywhere without it turning into a huge argument and confrontation in public???
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      No. They can’t. I wouldn’t pay to ship them down the street let alone another country. They all have broomsticks, let them fly themselves.

  17. TexasTart says:

  18. Powell says:

    Stars I had me a pom pim hat when I was in grade school too. I loved that hat. :+)

  19. princesspindy says:

    Stars….Stupendous Job!!

    I enjoyed last night’s epi….I love me some Crazy Vicki!!! She is my fav when it comes to anger, she just cracks me up. (FAMILY VAN!!)

    Lauri really is a snake in the grass….damn girl, if your life with Georgie Porgie is so perfect why are you whoring yourself out like this???? Seriously???

    And the Bedazzled Bible….don’t even get me started on the “Merchandising of Christ”…
    I guess the weapon would be the “Sword of Truth”…..

    Anyway, I like Lydia and her forthrightness, she is like a breath of fresh air….for now <bet hedging… Gretchen acts like the rules have changed and Tamra has let Vicki loose on Gretch and walks away……when has TamTam ever walked away from a fight? I wonder if that was her plan all along…

    I missed the Snow Angel "threesome" comment, funny!!

    Thank you Stars!!!

    • Catseye says:

      I watched WWHL. Andy told Lauri that Vicki was on twitter and said that “Lauri was broke, that’s why she’s back on the show.” Lauri’s comeback was something like, “well isn’t that why SHE’S on it?” Maybe. But Vicki divorced someone who didn’t seem to be employed half the time. Lauri claimed to be marrying a RICH man and riding off into the sunset with him.

      • Powell says:

        Interesting Catseye. She didn’t deny that’s why she’s on the show. I don’t believe Vicki is broke. Don.n got half I guess but I’m sure there is plenty left. Also all these ventures, I.e. Wine, vodka & whatever else. I just hope Brooks stays out of the picture cause I’m sure he got a little cash from her & I don’t want him getting anymore.

      • Mrs Peabody says:

        I might think that of Vicki if she suddenly came back to but given she’s been on the whole time I doubt that’s why she’s on the show. I think Vicki is pretty smart money wise. I don’t doubt that is exactly why Laurie is back.

  20. Powell says:

    Hahaha. Stars I’m just laughing cause you have them in “3rd grade”. They were in high school, then Jr high school. We’re gonna have them back in daycare. 😀

    • TexasTart says:

      Sure enough made me smile, thanks Nancy! 🙂

      • Nancy says:

        Anytime TT. 🙂 Do you have a dog?

        • TexasTart says:

          I have a American Staffordshire Terrier mix and an American Bulldog. They’re 90lbs. Both are by my side and sweet as pie.

          • chismosa says:

            Sorry Texas I got your breeds messed up down thread.
            Love all doggies ! 🐶🐶🐶❤💙💛

    • BB says:

      That’s cute Nancy. Here’s another good one. &http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF7PvPZelvE

      • BB says:

        Oh and they have 2 months later and 6 months later clips. That dog is very patient with the baby.

      • Nancy says:

        That was so sweet. A long time ago George and I were babysitting a little baby and
        Emily wouldn’t leave his side. If I can find the photo I’ll e-mail it to you.
        Dogs are much smarter than people think. Clearly in the video above they were
        bonding in their own way. No words were necessary.

        I bet babysitting has brought back many memories for you. Is it easier than the first time? At least you don’t have to get up all night long this time. 🙂

        • BB says:

          It’s definitely easier this time. I get to go home and relax. My poor daughter and son in law have to work all day, then come home and take care of the baby. I remember it well and don’t envy them, but the blessings outweigh the exhaustion. My daughter is ready to have another one. She’s not getting any younger. Plus my nephew and his wife are due in October. I’m waiting for them to ask me to babysit for them. I don’t think I can handle more than one at a time though. I would have to set up a little baby day care at my house and enlist my husband’s help. Lol.

          • Nancy says:

            My hat is off to all you mothers. I just couldn’t go without sleep esp if I had to work at the same time. Does your daughter have any pets?

          • Powell says:

            Aww. Just Jack a big brother huh? That will be nice when they decide to go ahead. And your nephew is having a baby. Sweet. You have to update us. I.just love baby news.

  21. Mene Seela says:

    Brandi WTF? She better cut the crap or her ex hubs + worst enemy will file for full custody of the boys. Idiot!

    Oh, and if Bethenny did call Jason “trash” in front of Bryn then Bethenny needs to let Jason take custody. Why can’t they alternate in 2 or 3 year cycles? As long as they agree on the location. There is plenty of $$ to accomodate it.

    Celebrity problems … all idiots. ALL of them.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      “all idiots.ALL of them”….#TRUTH!!!!

    • princesspindy says:

      My friend that I have known since she was 3 and I was 5 has the best arraignment I have ever heard of…IPPHO, she has them for 3 days and he has them for 4 and then vice a versa….She gets every other weekend “off”, how awesome is that, I was a little jealous, lol!! They are boys and twins and it is the most amicable divorce I have ever seen….he is a great dad, (had a Madonna complex after she gave birth and she mentioned it once) and she never, ever says anything bad about him and they all celebrate stuff together!!! She is awesome, because she puts her kids first!!! What a concept!!!

      • HuskerHuny says:

        My niece and her ex-husband do the same thing with my great niece. They live in the same town and share custody. One week with mom, one week with dad. She goes to the same school, church, activities. She’s in an accelerated academic program and has a 4.0+ GPA and she’s the happiest, most go-lucky young lady I have ever seen. It can work when you don’t use the child as a game piece.

        • princesspindy says:

          This is all they have ever known cuz the divorce happened very fast after they were born so I think that helped…. I always advise women not to badmouth, my mom did it for 20 years and I felt the need to defend my dad, if she had shut up I would have “seen” her side a lot sooner!!

    • Nancy says:

      I’m surprised that Brandi’s frind Jennifer hasn’t pulled her aside re: all of this. Sad.

      I also read that article about Bethenny. Oh dear…

      • BB says:

        Jennifer may have already done so, but you know if you’re not ready to do anything about it, nothing anyone says is going to make a difference. Where is that article about Bethenny? She’s seems to be acting more and more like her mother.

        • BB says:

          Nevermind, I found the article.

        • Nancy says:

          Brandi worries me as she seems to be crashing right now. I feel sorry for her.

        • Mene Seela says:

          BB yes – just like her mother! And I personally have liked B … up til the divorce aftermath. She really need a punch in the face (figuratively).

          • Nancy says:

            It will be interested to see how her new talk show does.

            • Nancy says:

              interesting

              • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

                Is this the Bethenny article that was from RadarOnLine? Did they actually have a “source” in Bethennys apartment?

            • chismosa says:

              I’m going to keep an eye on that. I think at first it will be high ratings as it will reach everywhere that did not get her last summer.
              Then I think people will tire of her.
              She can’t discuss relationships and marriage so that is interesting that she’ll have to tiptoe around that.

        • princesspindy says:

          Thank you, thank you for mentioning Beth’s mom, I LOVE this gravatar!!!!

    • kit9 says:

      Those photos of Brandi. Wow. Where to begin…what is she wearing? That ‘dress’ is not just shear, it’s completely see-through on the bottom and she’s wearing a black thong. Classy! I’ll give her the benefit of the trashy doubt and assume she was wearing something else on the bottom when she began the night. She had to have..right? I mean, she couldn’t have gone out that way. Right? Maybe she banged a bus boy in the club and lost it. My fav pic is of Brandi’s open gaping mouth as she tries to insert her tongue down that poor man’s throat. She’s a train wreck but still wants some sexy time! She’s so gross. And, of course, in the aftermath of this epic train wreck…she retweeted a shot at ….Leann.

      • princesspindy says:

        From best I can tell….there seems to be a lining that is bunched up around her waist….cuz I was wondering about that too!

  22. Mene Seela says:

    My husband emailed this to me.
    Subject line: Please keep your make up on.

    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/ellen-degeneres-goes-without-makeup-shows-off-sun-190000988-us-weekly.html

  23. Nancy says:

    BB…have you seen this one? It’s part one and it will take you to part 2. I’ve seen it a million times and I still cry. Happy tears though.

    • BB says:

      OK. Now my daughter is going to come home and wonder why my nose and eyes are red!

      • Nancy says:

        I lost it when her keeper said…”I don’t know what they were thinking when they put
        that first chain on her but I’m so happy that I’ll be the one to finally take it off.”
        (or something like that) They are such gentle giants.

    • chismosa says:

      I will brace myself to watch this later when I’m ready to cry.

      Nancy- I still have the HBO doc An Apology to Elephants on my dvr. I tried starting and couldn’t continue. I’ll force myself one day 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘💚💚💚💚💚💚

    • karrylyn says:

      I love this video/ part one and two!!! Elephants are my Favorite animal in the whole world!! an elephant in a circus or a zoo is a crime, but This zookeeper was a real gem….but just wanted to say Thanks for posting this, I love it!!!!!

  24. TexasTart says:

    • chismosa says:

      That must be Andy’s office. Look at the alcohol

      God id take a nightly show of Jeff’s vs Andy nightly 🙄
      🔫🔫😠

  25. AZGirl says:

    OMG! The neighbor stories are crazy. Now I don’t feel so bad. Thank you all that posted their own horror stories. My biggest concern is the palm trees are 50 feet high or higher and act like lightning rods during monsoon season. Neighbor’s front yard has two huge ficus trees that are burned out on top from frost. Lightning hits one of those and her house is toast.
    Monsoons are coming this week. Should be fun.

    As for OC. I am liking Heather and Lydia this season. Alexis has been normal and actually I think she is smarter than Gretchen. Really. Gretchen needs to go. Tired of looking a Slade. Worthless POS that does not care for his sick child.

    • Powell says:

      I liked Lydia from the start. Heather is better this season and yes Alexis is smarter than Gretchen. 🙂

    • Powell says:

      Neighbors. The neighbor to my right is an idiot. We can’t figure out how many people live there. They have 5-7 cars parked all the time. They are so inconsiderate. They park one of their cars on the edge of my driveway that most of the time blocks us from backing straight out so it is really blocking our driveway. My mom politely asked them not to do it, the wife said “its only a little bit”. Asshole. They have a mattress in their garage. I think they just bring it in for someone to sleep on. It’s like a revolving door of people. Some of our other neighbors say, “what’s wrong w/your neighbors?”. 🙂 We all think they are rude & strange. Sometimes they have parties & blast music until 2, 3 o’clock in the morn. Theses are the same neighbors we reported to animal control last summer cause they tied their dog to the tree in their yard when it was over 100 degrees. They no longer have the dog. Thk god. Idiots.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        I have a neighbor who just doesn’t like me and Kevin and we don’t know why. We never had a fight with him and we never complained to him about anything. A few years ago he launched a campaign around my block to get everyone else to believe I was running an illegal day care-I’m not-never was. I watched my niece and nephew and my friends twins girls. He called CPS on us more than once and I had so many people come by here checking on me and seeing if I was running a day care. It got to the point where the people from the day care agency asked me if I knew why this guy disliked me so much and even showed me pictures that he had taken. He is such a miserable person I think he hates that we have people over and him and his miserable wife have no one!! CPS was the worst experience of my life-I was scared and intimated by them but once I figured out what was going on I told them to hit the bricks and not come back-they figured out I wasn’t “abusing” anyone-let alone children!! It still makes me sick that he did that to us. I see him every spindle day and all I want to do is smack his miserable face but I just stare him down and say nothing b/c I know he is waiting for us to do something so he can call the police!! He installed a camera on his house that points right into my living room window-I called the police to show them and at least get it on record that he is NUTS-of course there is nothing they can do so I just flip the bird to the camera every once in a while so he knows I’m watching him too. It took me and Kevin a long time to develop friendships with our other neighbors b/c he told them so many untrue bad things about us. Now no one talks to him and they all wave to his camera when they come over here for a BBQ!!!!

        • AZGirl says:

          If I had a neighbor pointing a camera at my house I would get a large mirror and install it where the camera is pointed at.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            Flipping him the bird is short term gratification…the mirror seems like a better idea!!!’

        • Powell says:

          WTF JNNTJ? That’s awful. I’m sorry you went thru that. I bet you are right that he’s jealous that you have friends & family over. They are miserable people. One day they are going to need your help. Oh & you & Kevin should moon their camera too. 🙂

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            Oh we have thought about mooning but we never want to give him anything to use against us!!!

        • pat says:

          WOW. Just wow.

      • AZGirl says:

        Powell it sounds like you have a meth lab next door. Smell anything funny like ammonia etc?

        • Powell says:

          No. Nothing like that. My mom worked for the police dept. She was the supervisor in charge of the police reports so if it was that or anything illegal she would know the signs. They just have family & maybe friends that stay days, weeks, then they are gone, then they come back. It’s like they may say come over and stay whenever you want.

  26. TexasTart says:

    Nancy, I answered you upstream.

    • Nancy says:

      Hi TT,
      I want to see them. 🙂 I love all bulldogs. Do they get along well?

      • TexasTart says:

        Fabulous because they’re opposite sex…and spayed/neutered. I need a pic with both their faces together….this might involve a food bribe, lol.

    • chismosa says:

      Oh my GOD Texas you own bulldogs!?!?
      I’m catching up upwards. I dream of having some! Rescued, older ones that no one will want ……

    • Boobah says:

      Wow. Thanks for sharing that. That really is a great interview.

      • BB says:

        It’s nice to see a man emotionally admit he missed out on talking to some interesting women because he’d been brainwashed.

  27. TexasTart says:

    PrincessP, when your gravatar was Gretchen +100 lbs – or whatever weight – her cheekbone size matched her face, lol!

  28. Powell says:

    I’m watching TMZ. They were showing Brandi tore up. So drunk she couldn’t stand up. Some guy holding her up. She had on A dress that’s cream colored and so so see thru. She had on black underwear & the top was like a tube top but it was down off her boobs cause they had her boobs blacked out. What is wrong with her?

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      The pics on TMZ are nothing compared to the ones on other sites….

      • kit9 says:

        I just saw it. Omg.

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          Kit-look at the pics on Zimbio-they got it all!!!!

          • kit9 says:

            Thank you. Now I’m scarred for life. lol! She’s a stumbling, half dressed drunken mess in trashy hooker heels who is trying to sex up some poor guy trying to help her all in full view of a bank of cameras. How could it possibly get worse? A: Tampax. Omg. Really? I need eye bleach.

    • pat says:

      A mess for sure, nip slip and all. She’s too old for that at 40, especially with children and being in the public eye. She posted many tweets of contrition today. At least she wasn’t bouncing on married peen.

  29. Powell says:

    Damn. George Clooney broke up w/Stacey Keebler. He only keeps a GF for 2-3 yrs.

  30. Powell says:

    Turn to E! News. Countess Lumann will be showing her Hamptons house & they will show drunk Brandi.

    • princesspindy says:

      Shocked!! Like your gravatar, I remember too 😉

    • Nancy says:

      A 10 day rehab? Right!

      • BB says:

        Yeah, she was really serious about it. Just another thing to get her some press.

        • Nancy says:

          She needs some serious help as she has a young daughter.
          It seems like everyone is falling apart lately. I’m hoping Lisa and Yolanda
          will reach out to Brandi and soon. Her ex and what’s her name might use this
          against her and maybe they should. 😦

    • Powell says:

      I didn’t know she was in rehab. What’s her addiction? Fame whoring?

    • melthehound says:

      The trampfest continues. Can’t stand this spoiled rotten snot, never could.

      I know some of you here have been through rehab (whoever sees this post is welcome to answer).. Do any of you believe her bullshit? I say it’s a pathetic attempt to stay in the eye of the media.

  31. Powell says:

    Let’s see if Lumann tells if she and Ross are getting married.

    • Nancy says:

      She’s starting her own jewelry line? I bet Jill isn’t very happy about that.

      • Powell says:

        Yeah. Too funny. But I did like some of what Lumann wears. Some are hubcap size which doesn’t suit me but I have liked some of her necklaces. I trust her style much more than JZs & if Lumann is smart she won’t go to L&T, Macy’s etc her 1st time out of the gate. Just do QVC or something. They will help her develop her line.

    • BB says:

      Thanks for telling me about it, Powell, somewhere down the line she says. But sounds like they’ve given up on the baby-making business. Luann said mother nature wasn’t cooperating so they are happy with that and are concentrating on her kids. That’s what she needed to be doing all along. And she’s starting a jewelry line of turquois jewelry. Just what we need. Turquois Hubcaps Necklaces!

  32. Powell says:

    Lumann has a great closet. Maybe there will be wedding bells for her & Ross. Mother nature put a kibosh on the baby making so she & Ross are focusing on her kids. Poor Ross.

  33. Powell says:

    I’m watching OC. No snow doesn’t drizzle and I’m pretty sure it’s a bobsled. Gretchen. Idiot.

  34. TexasTart says:

  35. chismosa says:

    Hi all, catching up upwards– but can someone tell me what it was that Vicki screamed on the ski mountain that Andy kept replaying
    Over and over on WWH?? She was screeching it and my cc’s even couldn’t get it.

    What was it !!??? She is funny.
    Something like “I’ve never —–“

    • lillybee says:

      I am surprised that she didn’t set off an avalanche.

      • pat says:

        hahahaha!! Chimosa, I think she was screeching something like “I’ve never been with multiple partners” Meaning, never had a menage a trois, as Lauri insinuated.

        • chismosa says:

          Thank you Pat! I’ve been dying to figure it out!
          I don’t watch OC so I’m not accustomed to the Vickie screeches.

  36. BB says:

    Bedtime for Bonzo. Good night all!

  37. Nancy says:

    Here is part two. Not sure if my above video worked.

  38. Powell says:

    Anyone watching The Bridge on FX tomorrow night at 10pm est w/Diana Kruger? It looks interesting.

  39. Powell says:

    “Stop saying sonething that isn’t true”. Gretchen. Idiot.

  40. Powell says:

    If Lauri didn’t know what Vicki was doing in bed w/the 2 other people why even say anything about it? As a matter of fact why even remember that? Because she just wants to hurt Vicki for some reason. Bravo brought her back to do what Danielle wouldn’t go back to NJ to do. Bravo has no shame. I hope Lauri loses real friends over this. I hope they see that she could do the same to them if it benefits her. Very sad.

  41. chismosa says:

    Ok still trying to decipher what Vickie was screeching that Andy loved so much — was it this: ” Vicki reiterates, “Donn and I were separated several times”– from the blog above??

    And what is a “dupas”?
    Thanks —

    Sorry I’m just dying to know!!!

  42. Powell says:

    Lydia says a group of Canadian women would not be up on A mountain talking about threesomes and screaming at each other. She hasn’t watched RHOVC has she?

  43. Powell says:

    Oh Lauri you stupid bit*h you don’t clear the air w/Vicki about something from 3 yrs ago by lying, stirring up trouble & causing problems.

  44. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Anyone watch Jeff Lewis??? OMG he has met his match with this client!!!!

  45. Cusi77 says:

    What a magnificent program put Jeff Lewis and Jenni!!!! I Loved it!

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      Are you watching this other one on now-I can watch Jeff Lewis all night!! He is funny and very knowledgeable on this Property Envy show!!

  46. Nancy says:

    This is really funny but I think the dog is going to eat the cat in the middle of the night.

  47. iceNfire says:

    Hello – I suck at geography but I can answer this “many people can’t even come up with the names of the states to the north, south, east and west of them?” ….To the north of me is Oregon, to the south of me is a different country, to the east of me is Nevada, and to the west of me is Hawaii
    .Do I get a prize?

  48. ladebra says:

    Oh my gosh, you guys are on fire today! Great blog Starzy! New DVR and I haven’t programmed it, but I’m sure your blog was better than the show, Thank you!

    The neighbor stories are just nutty. PP you had me wondering how you went right to glow in the dark paint. That would be hilarious! I’ve never had a crazy neighbor (knock on wood) but I have a friend that has dueling cameras going on with her neighbor. He put one up, she put up two, and so on and so on …

    I am loving the extra 2 hours of non-driving. And my sore back, and stiff knees are gradually getting back to normal. My little scardy cat is not spending all her time in the closet, but it’s baby steps with her.

    Anyway, wanted to check in, and catch up with all of you. Hope you are all enjoying your summer and taking the time to smell some roses along the way.💕

    • AZGirl says:

      So good to hear your move was successful. Less commute time is always good. Cat will come around.

    • TexasTart says:

      Hey, glad to hear you and the cat are trying to settle into to new place. I bet you are worn out from the move! Good luck getting everything set up the way you like it. Thanks for the update! 🙂

    • chismosa says:

      Good luck settling in LADEB.
      What a weight off

  49. AZGirl says:

    PEPPER UPDATE..BEEP…BEEP…..BEEP
    Ok…
    We got Pepper on Memorial Day weekend. She has always had this “discharge” thing happening. Friday (July 5th after the “Cujo” moment at PetsMart) First Born called me at the office and said that Pepper had discharged a huge amount of “stuff”. I called the vet office and set up an appointment first thing yesterday. She was diagnosed with Vaginalitist (sp?)

    After 24 hours on anti-biotic meds this dog is an entirely different dog.
    HAPPY, RACING AROUND, CHEWING, AND TAIL IS WAGGING all outside in 104 degree heat.

    I did mention it to the vet 2 weeks ago with her check up but they did not think it was anything. I can’t wait to see what happens at class Thursday night. Obviously this dog was in pain and is now feeling 100 % better. I am hopeful that she is now going to be able to be less fearful if she is in less pain.

    I ready to take a break and help BB with Jack 🙂

    • ladebra says:

      Maybe she really did need a Dr. Pepper. Haha! Glad to hear she is feeling better. It’s hard to be kind when your Hello Kitty is messed up!

    • TexasTart says:

      Oh good, she’s feeling better already! That condition certainly could be tied to her bad behavior.

    • chismosa says:

      AZGIRL- thanks for the updates, always enjoyable (beep beep lol) and I’m happy she’s feeling better.

      I always read that dogs don’t want to show their loved ones their pain so it’s hard for us to sometimes see it because they’ll mask it for us. Awwww! Such love

      Maybe she’ll be back in the pool with you soon?

  50. TexasTart says:

    “…I’m actually surprised they let this group in Canada.” Fabulous blog, Stars! Glad to know you’re amused by them more as the season progresses. Seems to me the season started out very mean spirited and has turned more for being ridiculous.

  51. lillybee says:

    My neighbor across the street is a legal MM grower so he has cameras. One is pointing at my house but I don’t mind. His footage has caught more than a few bad guys in my neighborhood.;

    • princesspindy says:

      So is it like when neighbors grow zucchini and give out the extra???? 🙂 🙂

      • TexasTart says:

        Interesting, but I have to atop and giggle at PrincessPindy! 😆

      • ladebra says:

        They could put all the stems in a little fire pit for the neighbors. That would be neighborly!

        • Orson says:

          Once I had to stand ARMED guard over a few tons of that stuff the DEA was burning because didn’t need it anymore as evidence. They had 3 of us and we had to sort of slowly orbit the burning pile so we’d all get equal time upwind. After that was over, we turned in the weapons to the armory, showered and changed clothes, and absolutely inhaled a pair of pizzas.

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