Real Housewives of Orange County Blogs Blogged by BB
Well, guys, it’s Thursday as I’m writing this and four of the OC ladies (and I use that term loosely) have posted their Bravo Blogs – Heather, Vicki, Lydia and Alexis. Do you know what that makes Tamra and Gretchen? LOLLYGAGGERS! I don’t like Lollygaggers. They need a good talking-to from the Durham Bulls baseball coach. Here’s one of my favorite scenes from that movie (Caution: You may see a bare “dupa” here or there.)
In other words, Tamra and Gretchen: You show up for the scenes, you shoot the scenes, you write a blog about the scenes. Got it?
OK, that’s about the most entertaining thing on this blog. The OC blogs are a snoozefest this week. I think now that the reunion has been filmed, they are over it, just as most of us are, at least I am. They are all short and sweet.
HEATHER says: She didn’t want to rehash every moment of this week’s episode other than to say her experience on Malibu Country was phenomenal and Terry was nothing but supportive, helpful and loving. (He’s learned his lesson I think.) Oh, and Tamra sticking her tongue on the ice wall was one of the funniest moments of the season for her. She also wrote next week’s episode is fantastic and we won’t want to miss it. (It must be all about Heather.)
VICKI gives us a rehash of what she’s already said about Lauri and her hurtful behavior and the possible motives for it. Vicki also says she’s into cold weather sports and was glad to do something different, which they probably would never have done if Lydia hadn’t planned it. Vicki had a good laugh when Tamra put her tongue on the ice wall and Heather was quite the trooper for going all the way to Canada for a half a day.
LYDIA says: “I want to start off by addressing a few things from last week’s episode. I don’t take myself too seriously, which is one reason why I decided to do this show. I wanted to bring a lighter side to the drama and make people smile. Apparently, some of the viewers don’t share in my same sense of humor — particularly my “skiers are nerds” and “Americans don’t know where Canada is” remarks. I was being silly. Of course I don’t think all skiers are nerds and I know that most Americans do know where Canada is. This show is meant for entertainment.” (Thanks for reminding us of that Lydia. Now could you please tell your fellow cast mates?) Lydia didn’t see any reason for her to comment on all the drama in the episode since none of it had anything to do with her. Lastly, Lydia says, “Thankfully, Tamra only had to leave a little bit of her tongue in Canada and was OK! It was a classic moment and we all needed a good laugh. Tamra is a trooper and took one for the team!” (I think I would have preferred it if Tamra had left her whole tongue in Canada!)
ALEXIS says: “There is one thing I know, and that’s skiing for three hours in freezing cold weather will work up an appetite! Walking into the chef’s room, it smelled so yummy and I couldn’t wait to eat! Then. . .we all sat down. That’s when the “awkard” set in! The dinner table was just plain stiff. There was silence, tension, and discomfort. My appetite was beginning to diminish while I waiting for the elephant in the room to be addressed. I remember thinking I wish we could just get it over with! Although I can understand why Lauri wanted to discuss all of this with Vicki, I think dinner was the wrong time. Luckily, it didn’t flare up as much as I expected and I did enjoy a few bites of the chef’s delectable filet!” Alexis had fun watching Vicki snowmobiling and thanks Tamra for making their last night in Canada memorable.
HEATHER says: “Many of you who follow RHOC closely will know that we shot the reunion last week. It was intense and parts were down right shocking. The audience is in for an amazing season-ender and the reunion will certainly not disappoint!” AND “As far as Lauri and all of her accusations are concerned, as well as the nonsense surrounding Gretchen and the sitcom Malibu Country. . .all will be revealed at the reunion.”
VICKI says: “We taped our reunion show last week and I’m still licking my battle wounds. All I can say is “WOW!” You think I would be used to it after eight seasons but the answer is NO…I’m not.”
LYDIA says: “We just filmed the reunion show which should air in a few weeks, and you can see where we all stand with one another.”
ALEXIS did not comment on the reunion.
VICKI says: “Briana is doing great and anxiously waiting for Ryan to get his orders to come home from Afghanistan. They have an opportunity to Skype almost every day, which I know helps both of them out. She is an amazing mother to Troy who is nine months already and he has definitely won my heart over. I love him so much and am so thankful for him as he is truly a blessing.”
That’s it for this week – not much to it.