Mean Girls Break Up
Big Brother S.15 – Eviction Night – Thursday by Leslie Lovett
Julie Chen announces for the first time this summer a woman will be going home, let the show begin! The ‘mean girls’ are all on the block! Regina George (Aaryn), Gretche Wieners (Kaitlin), and Karen Smith (Gina Marie) are all on the couch and are up for possible eviction tonight. Aaryn knows she’s the target and that she’s going to have to talk her way into staying. And by talk her way into staying, of course I mean throw her besties Kaitlin and Gina Marie under the bus. Judd brings to light that Kaitlin is more athletic and friendly than Aaryn, therefore , meaning she’d play a better game than Aaryn. Also that Aaryn will remain a racist target and always be going on the block while she’s still in the game. And so begins the mastermind behind switching the houses biggest racist target Aaryn to going out of the house to Kaitlin.
Aaryn is so desperate to stay she offers Helen that she’ll throw HOH or let Helen & Elissa have nomination power if she wins. Cady Heron Elissa is not on board at all and wants Regina George Aaryn gone no matter what. For better fuel to get this plan of Kaitlin out of the house, Judd drops the bomb that him, Howard, Spencer, Gina Marie, & Kaitlin all made an alliance. Judd claims it’s fake on his part, but the rest are taking it for all its worth. With this information out in the open to the rest of the house, something is about to hit the fan! (and I’m not talking about Gina Marie’s hair pieces) Elissa, determined to get Aaryn out of the house, confronts Kaitlin about her alliance with Spencer and Howard. Telling Kaitlin that she would rather her stay in the house over Aaryn, so if Kaitlin were to tell everyone she is NOT in an alliance with Howard and Spencer it would help her chances of staying in the house. Oddly, production Elissa was genuinely trying to help Kaitlin in order to get Aaryn out of the house. Mean while Aaryn overhears the entire conversation while in the bathroom. So then it becomes a game of telephone on fire!! Everyone is telling each other what they heard she said who said what said to who! So then an unofficial house meeting gets brought together in one of the bedrooms. Elissa confronts Aaryn and claims Aaryn is saying lies about Elissa. Aaryn then speaks reason and truth to Elissa, however Elissa is not listening to anything and saying Aaryn needs to get a life and that she never thinks of Aaryn. Is she even listening what is coming out of these peoples mouths?? Side note: anyone else think its humorous Elissa is in a blue hat? Is she channeling Nick for Gina Marie? Anyways, somehow Elissa is making me feel, dare I say it, sympathy, for Aaryn. Aaryn’s name got brought up and Elissa is denying it. This slight house meeting fizzled out with no closure and Kaitlin is still denying her alliance with Spencer and Howard.
We then go to the live show with Julie talking to the houseguests. Judd’s bear shirt got brought up and how everyone wears it around the house. (Funny how it became a big thing to talk about. You know where he bought that shirt? Walmart. He said so on the live feeds.) Back to the live show they show the houseguests a clip from their froyo eating contest and Gina Marie guzzling the frozen yogurt down her throat…well..(insert sexual innuendo here) she dominated that challenge. Returning to the living room Aaryn, Kaitlin, and Gina Marie give their speeches and we are off to the live votes! (I LOVE Aaryn’s shoes, those wedges are soo cute! Kaitlin looks gorgeous, and Gina Marie is definitely her own person! & deliriously in love with Nick.)
With a 9 – 0 vote, Kaitlin is evicted from the Big Brother House. She only hugs Gina Marie as she makes her way out the door to meet Julie. Kaitlin is annoyed that everyone lied to her face, yet she understands it’s a game and will get over it. I’m actually surprised she wasn’t more pissed. However, she blames her mean girl side all on Aaryn bringing it out in her. Honey, I hate to tell you, but Aaryn can’t bring out something that’s not already there. Julie then asks Kaitlin what the future holds for her and Jeremy. Kaitlin blows him off and says she’s going to Vegas!! In the good bye messages Helen is genuinely sorry, Candice sweet talks Kaitlin, Judd confesses his love for her, & Aaryn says Kaitlin would have been the strongest competitor.
Julie then says good bye to Kaitlin but I can’t stop looking at Julie Chen’s necklace over her top that already has embellishment around the neckline. Too much Julie, too much. Oh look! America gets to be MVP again! You think America will get confused again and vote for Elissa?
We then go into the HOH competition outside at the BB Casino! “Roulette Me Win” It is a crap shoot, literally. It is a large roulette wheel and the houseguests must roll a ball from the top of a ramp to land in the wheel. Largest number wins! The night before the houseguests were actually able to practice on a more ghetto version of this crapshoot. I don’t know how well practicing a crap shoot helps, but at least we got to see what the competition would be the night before! (even though we were all hoping for endurance) Andy scores 23, Mccrea 28, Gina Marie 3, Candice 27, Spencer 34(highest avail is 36), Aaryn gets a 36 (a perfect score), Howard 17, Jessie 2, Helen (who looks adorable in her pink peplum top!) scores 28, Amanda 1, and last but not least is Elissa who waits carefully for the wheel to spin around until she lets her ball roll. It was SUPER close and one slot short of hitting the 36 and she scores a 0. Aaryn is our new HOH this week! And the HOH key gets stuck in her hair as she hugs the house! I know Aaryn was my least favorite, and a house fav to go out of the house, but I’m actually kind of excited she won HOH. Keeps things interesting and changes up the house power.
So how does Big Brother want to distract us from Aaryn’s HOH win? Jeff Schroader! (Look America, something shiny!) CBS ends the show with Julie interviewing Jeff and gets his thoughts on the house. He doesn’t think Aaryn should keep her deal about letting Elissa & Helen choosing the nominations. He loves the MVP twist, and he is not quite ready to propose to Jordan! But it’s close and coming soon, just not yet, or anytime soon. Jeff is pulling for Mccrea to do well in the house because he thinks Amanda is a good target infront of him. I agree, Mccrea is sitting in a pretty spot. He’s aligned with Amanda, but when things hit the fan, people blame Amanda, Helen, or Elissa, never Mccrea! Big Brother ends with Aaryn as the HOH, Elissa upset, and Jeff Schroeder, CBS’ shiny distraction for America. We are MVP again this week, so we are deciding who goes up as the 3rd nomination! Who will you vote for?
Spoiler Alert for BB by NMD
Those of you watching BB and the live feeds know that Aaryn and America have already made their nominations and the veto has been won. PS producers – this whole America votes for the MVP no wait America is the MVP is a colossal fail. America is too busy or to laxy or too stupid to keep track of what they are voting for each week if you keep shaking it up like that – so who knows what the results mean. Plus if their picks are already on the block – that means number three or four on the list go up. Either toss the whole MVP twist or go back to having someone in the house being the MVP.
Anyway – here’s the spoiler part so stop reading here. It looks like Aaryon is likely to be the HOH when a black cast member is evicted from the house. And remember that the evictees go straight home and not to the jury house – so this will get a lot of press. BB must be crapping in their pants right now hoping it doesn’t happen. I don’t actually think Aaryon targeted the minorities – her nominations were the floaters and Helen seems to be controlling the house and HOH. I predict the producers will do whatever it takes to switch things up – but we’ll see.
New Jersey and Rumors about Joey’s Past
I read a little bit on Lipstick Alley about the rumors someone is spreading about Joey. From what I read, anyone could have pieced together the various rumors that have floated throughout the years and presented them back. I’ve heard bits and pieces of all of it over the years. For instance, the rape allegations first surfaced in an email stoopidhousewives posted. The Joey losing his parent’s home rumor has been around forever – although without the malicious intent angle. I don’t for a minute believe Joey maliciously stole money from his parents to bankroll his lifestyle. I could believe that they took out money to help him (against their home) and with the Great Recession and housing market busting, Joey lost the money. It happened to so many people I know it’s hard to believe it didn’t happen to them. Then Joey is stuck with the spec house and has to move in. At least they didn’t lose it to the bank.
As for Juicy building an apartment without permits for the in-laws and getting busted – dumbass is all I have to say. I actually just had a conversation about fools like this with my local city’s building officials. A local restaurant next door to the building department was re-roofed without a permit – with the inspectors staring out their windows watching the work; a wetland was cleared at the foot of the hill of the home owned by a state inspector. My point – if you want to do something illegal, don’t do it on camera where everyone can see.
Somehow other people are responsible for Juicy’s mess with the law on the alleged fake driver’s license? That’s like saying Teresa is responsible for Bryan the Bulldog’s allegations about Melissa. I call BS. Juicy is responsible for his mess with the law. No matter how severe it seems to us that they are going after him for a fake driver’s license, we have to remember that his license was taken away because of a DUI and he was allegedly driving illegally. I have zero tolerance for drinking and driving. Zero.
As for the rape allegations. All I can say is ANYONE can start a rumor on the internet. Then it starts to take on a life of it’s own. The first rumor said anyone could find the charges if they looked. I assume people looked and found nothing – so now there are rumors about who helped him expunge the charges. On and on and on goes the rumor mill. Shame on the person who is behind this – this is a man’s name you are ruining.
One final note – I recently had an eye-opening conversation about a slew of young men with rape charges on their record for having sex with someone under the age of 18. If the girl is 17 and her parents place charges – even if the boy is just 18 and a steady boyfriend, it can be considered rape in some states. The boy then carries the rape charge on their record, must register as a sex-offender, and will have trouble getting a job for the remainder of their lives. The example I listed is the most extreme but let’s remind ourselves that even if Joey has a rape charge against him it doesn’t mean he should be demonized and punished for the rest of his life.
Happy Birthday ZoeKayla
(MarDrag’s b-day is Tuesday – my mistake)