Let’s Chat – Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion and Miami Premiere

Let’s start with the first of the three-part Real Housewives of Orange County reunion.  I caught the first look last weekend.  I was mesmerized by the sour puss look on Gretchen Rossi’s face.  But then I began to wonder if it was a real expression or just the botox.  Perhaps she was happy but her face was so frozen I couldn’t tell.  Then I began to wonder why her face was so much worse than the others.  Most of them are probably riddled with botox.  Isn’t it a poison as well?  Could it be responsible for killing off her brain cells?

Gretchen and Vicki got the prime seats – one on either side of Andy.  I’m a little surprised Tamra didn’t outrank Gretchen.  Alexis and Lydia were on the ends.  In the first ten minutes, I’m not sure if Alexis said a word.  She was probably over there enjoying herself for once.

The ladies all acted civilized for the first 10 minutes.  I wonder how long that lasted.

Tamra and Gretchen are no longer friends.  Did anyone see that coming?  I thought they were best friends forever.

The previews show Brianna shouting that “he” told her his penis size.  Presumably Brooks.  Goodness, Briana – did you really have to tell us that?  Vicki also confides that she’s not divorced from Donn.  Once it becomes finalized she may have to pay spousal support – so she’s happy to keep the relationship in a holding status.  Tamra tells us that she thinks Donn and Vicki will get back together – but Vicki says that Donn says that won’t happen unless a monkey flies up his ass.  I guess that’s a no.  Surprisingly, Vicki seems open to it.

Miami.

I should be fonder of the Miami cast than I am.  I recapped them much of last year – and interviewed a bunch.  But they sort of bore me.  Adriana has been married to Fredriq for five years, but will have a wedding on the show.  I wonder how they’ll spin that one.  Lea used to support Adriana financially, but Adriana will turn on her this season.  Lisa seems nice enough, but not that interesting.  Joanna will do ANYTHING to entertain us – and probably is just a little crazy, but I can’t tell when she’s acting and when she’s being real.  I don’t have any feelings one way or another for Alexia, and Marysol and Ana have been demoted to “friend” status.

Let’s Chat

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431 Responses to Let’s Chat – Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion and Miami Premiere

  1. BB says:

    I wish I could get psyched about Miami, but I just cannot. I pretty much don’t get excited about any Bravo shows, old or new. The end of an era for me I guess. 😦

  2. Powell says:

    Ooh. HWs is going to be good tonight. Bring on the excuses OC ladies. Het Miss BB. 🙂

  3. Powell says:

    NMD I’ll be looking for Gretchen’s sour puss face and Husker I’ll be looking at an attitude adjustment for Tamra.

    • Vegas Chick says:

      Maybe, her choker collar is too tight, hence, the sourpuss face. LOL Ugliest dress that I have ever seen. I don’t know… between the dress and the hairdo, was she going for a retro look and I didn’t get it? Nah! …. baaahahahaha!

  4. Powell says:

    Friday or Saturday I saw the promo commercial for Tamra’s wedding show. Did anyone see it?

  5. $25000 says:

    It sounds like it is Gretchen and Vicki who get it the worst at the reunion.

    I was hoping it would be Gretchen and Lauri who got it the worst.

  6. Powell says:

    I wouldn’t ever say that Donn & Vicki’s split was all Vicki’s fault cause I’m sure its not. But I do think Vicki took Donn for granted and chose her career over Donn & the kids. She tried to make up for it on family vacas. I think Donn feels Vicki’s #1 priority is work & is not willing to change that. I think they do both miss being married to one another. They don’t miss being married to the people they ended up leaving.

    • jezzibel says:

      I thought Vicki and Don started hooking up whilst married to other people.

      • Powell says:

        That’s one reason I said I don’t believe it was just Vicki.

        • Orson says:

          “Tamra tells us that she thinks Donn and Vicki will get back together – but Vicki says that Donn says that won’t happen unless a monkey flies up his ass. I guess that’s a no. Surprisingly, Vicki seems open to it.”
          ^^^^^^^
          In all honesty, there was a time when I’d be pretty open to a monkey flying up the former Mrs. Buggy’s ass. It probably wouldn’t bother me much if it happened now either.

    • $25000 says:

      I agree.

  7. jezzibel says:

    Bring back Don and get rid of Vicki. I won’t say poor Vicki, but the grass wasn’t greener on the other side was it(given Brook’s skeezy nature, the grass was probably mustard yellow).

  8. Nancy says:

    OMG!!!

  9. Powell says:

    Why didn’t Gretchen just leave the weave out?

    • lulu says:

      That’s what I was wonering too. It makes her look like chewbacca.

      • Laineylainey says:

        Hahahahaha! That would have been the last word I would have used to describe G. But hey, it works, I will have to watch it later with Chewy in mind.

  10. AZGirl says:

    Watched last night NJ. Did you notice when they all arrived at Tre’s for the charity event that Mel bent down for a kiss from Gia and she walked away. Telling.
    One thing I noticed is that NONE of the OC gals do any charity promos. All other franchises promote some type of charity. Maybe that is why I like OC the least.

  11. Kat From Ohio says:

    i think vicki looks great. so does everyone else but gretchen. they look classy and rather subdued. wow gretchen looks like a figure skater on crack.

  12. Powell says:

    Did ya’ll see the difference w/Gretchen’s lips now and that old clip? There wasn’t anything wrong w/her lips.

  13. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    I’m more convinced than ever that this crap is FAKE FAKE FAKE!!! I think the OC women have an agreement with each other about who gets to be the liar who gets to be the whore who gets to be the changed woman etc….I mean seriously-they have FOLDERS!!!!!

  14. cusi77 says:

    I was left all alone behind!!!!! I stepped out in the wrong stop and I couldn’t find anyone!!!!!

  15. lulu says:

    Gretchen is one ugly lady!!! The botox and injections ruined her face. Anyone notice her lips? Their noticeably uneven.

  16. cusi77 says:

    Move on ladies, that was on another Season, left the poor man Rest in peace…

  17. cusi77 says:

    Lydia has cojones, she is directing the Reunion…

  18. lulu says:

    Yes you halfwit married women sit on men’s laps other then their husbands all the time!! Fing idiot!!!

  19. Nancy says:

    This is so Jr High School.

  20. VV says:

    Teresa’s Blog is Up!!! Teresa’s Blog is Up!!!

  21. Nancy says:

    I’m getting a headache.

    • cusi77 says:

      I was commenting and commenting in the previous page and no one was there… I was all alone, now I suffer separation anxiety…

  22. Powell says:

    Lydia is like “damn”.

  23. lulu says:

    Oh the old tamra is back are we surprised? 😉

  24. cusi77 says:

    Miss Andie is losing the control in the room…

  25. lulu says:

    Gotta love lydia

  26. Powell says:

    I can’t believe Vicki liked Lydia her first season. It takes Vicki 2, 3, 4 seasons to like someone new.

  27. Nancy says:

    Good one Lydia.

  28. Nancy says:

    Get over yourself Heather.

  29. Kat From Ohio says:

    i LOVE lydia. she’s quick.

  30. cusi77 says:

    Andy, you naughty guy… stirring the pot!

  31. lulu says:

    Lol love lydia!!!! Princess Heather!!!

  32. I LOVE COFFEE says:

    Lydia is not SKEERED of Heather

  33. Powell says:

    I’m glad Lydia didn’t back down w/Heather. When Heather gets that authoritative tone in her voice & look on her face she thinks she can shut down the convo & what she says is right & the last word.

    • Nancy says:

      I can’t stand her.

      • Powell says:

        She gets on my nerves w/her holier than thou attitude. She acts like what Crazy Kelly said to Bethenny. “I’m up here. You’re down there”.

    • HydrangeaHussy says:

      Exactly! Lydia is so right a/b the double standards – Heather was giving the same fake apologies that she called Gretchen out on.

    • Laineylainey says:

      She IS the grand authority…in her own mind. A very high opinion of herself.

  34. HydrangeaHussy says:

    I am loving Lydia tonight! She won’t let Heather get away with anything!

  35. Powell says:

    That’s why I think Terry turns their convos into jokes because Heather speaks to Terry like he’s her child. Not her husband.

    • Nancy says:

      Exactly. I bet his office staff makes so much fun of her. Nurses can be mean.

      • Powell says:

        Lol. I bet they do too.

      • Sus says:

        Back in the day I worked for a high level executive who was divorced and remarried. His second wife would call and say “This is firstname, is high level executive around”? When the ex would call, she would say “This is Mrs high level executive’s last name” in a very snotty tone. I always wanted to ask “Which one” but of course never did. The ex reminds me very much of Heather.

  36. Nancy says:

    WTH?

  37. Powell says:

    How are we doing on budget Eddie says. Like they paid for the wedding.

  38. Kat From Ohio says:

    what the hell was that fake out segment

  39. Powell says:

    Andy has on saddle shoes. I love saddle shoes.

  40. lulu says:

    Ok andy officially jumped the shark with that scene!!!!! Wtf!?!?!?

  41. Nancy says:

    This should be good. lol

  42. lulu says:

    Posted stronzo in wrong section that was meant for the drag queen.

  43. Powell says:

    Andy cracks me up when his head is going back & forth like a ping pong ball.

    • Nancy says:

      He LOVES all this fighting. Jerk.

    • kokuanani says:

      Just received a notice today that Andy’s book [which I requested] is waiting for me at the local library. I’m picking it up tomorrow. Can’t wait. I’ve already read half of it while in a Barnes & Noble. Found it interesting, but not anything I’d want to pay $$$ for.

  44. lulu says:

    Yes gretchern its ALL about you!! Idiot

  45. Powell says:

    Lauri is a liar.

  46. Kat From Ohio says:

    lauri is filth. ugly ugly ugly ugly

  47. Amalfi says:

    Oh my God… I cannot believe I am on Vicki’s side. That Laurie is a total trash bag. Ewwww.

  48. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Laurie is lying and trying so hard to act like she isn’t!!!!

    • Nancy says:

      I bet there are problems at home as a happy person doesn’t act like that.

      • lulu says:

        That!!! 🙂

      • Amalfi says:

        She is definitely not a happy person. I am pretty sure very few of them are. Maybe Lydia. And the only reason I don’t think Alexis is happy is because I can’t fathom being married to a guy like Jim… but they seem to work, so I can’t judge.

        The rest are all treading water trying to be relevant and proving how happy they are. Sigh.

  49. lulu says:

    Lauri go back from where u came from and take gretchen with you. Your both useless.

  50. Amalfi says:

    I think Vicki is lying about Cabo and she did say she woke up naked next to a man. She has admitted to cheating. The only thing left to be ashamed about at this point is ONLY about how she vehemently lied that what Tamara was saying was not true and swore on her grandbaby’s life. This is why I can’t completely ever be on Vicki’s side….

    And Gretchen is just… I can’t.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      I think Vicky lies about Cabo too-and I also think that Tamra bringing it up last year was kind of dirty….but these bitches are DIRTY!!!!

      • Amalfi says:

        Oh for sure. Just because Tamra didn’t lie this time doesn’t mean she is clean. She needs a steam shower. And then a bleach and vinegar. And them maybe you can touch her with a hazmat suit on. Perhaps. I am not promising anything.

        And by touch, I mean slap.

      • Powell says:

        They are.

    • Nancy says:

      Co-sign!

  51. Powell says:

    Did I say Lauri is a liar.

  52. lulu says:

    Sorry lauri your fate with oc is sealed bye bye!!!!

  53. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Damnnnnn…..Tamra is such a cold hearted bitch!!! How is she going to make fun of Gretchen “bringing on the tears” when she played the same game….cold hearted!!!!!!

  54. Powell says:

    Husker Tamra wasn’t as bad as she has been during previous reunions. It’s just part I.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Agreed – but there’s two more parts to come. Withholding judgment until they are viewed. But, so far, not too bad.

  55. TexasTart says:

    Welcome to MIami 😀

  56. Powell says:

    Adrianna(s son had a look on his face like “mom. You are Fred are already married”.

  57. lulu says:

    Anyone believe joann kupa was on that flight?

  58. lulu says:

    Nothing gets past joann kupa!!!! Adriana!!!

  59. Powell says:

    Lisa throw those heeless shoes in the trash. I hate them & they are dangerous to walk on.

  60. Nancy says:

    This is all a bit much.

  61. Powell says:

    And cover those breastssss Lisa. Ugh.

  62. Nancy says:

    Her boobs look ridiculous.

  63. TexasTart says:

    Like a gang?! Come’on Lisa, geez.

  64. TexasTart says:

    Yeah, you have some explanin to do Adriana!

  65. Powell says:

    Bit I’m sorry. Civil ceremony or not. Adrianna made it seem like they were NOT married. She could have said “we had a civil ceremony & blah, blah, blah”, but she didn’t I I think she meant for people to think she wasn’t married. These chicks that aren’t married want a wedding spinoff in the worse way.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      I think they believe that a wedding spin off means they have arrived!!! Silly women!!!!

    • TexasTart says:

      Isn’t that the truth. Really a sad state of affairs to lie and make up things to be relevant.

  66. AZGirl says:

    Damn missed the reunion due to time zone. It airs at dinner time. Yea….I know… I need a better excuse. All I can say is Gretchen’s dress is so unfortunate. Really? who dresses this woman? I feel like I am watching Twilight Zone. I lived the 70’s and 80’s no need to go back. Disco died a timely death IMHO.

  67. Nancy says:

    What does he do for a living?

  68. Powell says:

    I don’t believe you Adrianna.

  69. Powell says:

    It’s Fredrik’s fault that YOU lied?

  70. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Not a bad impression of Lea!!!!

  71. Powell says:

    That was 4 effing yrs. Don’t do this acting for the tv Adrianna.

  72. lulu says:

    Ummmm spin it as you wish Adriana but that little piece of paper means your MARRIED.

  73. TexasTart says:

    I love all the sights, the accents, the luxury, the fast cars, th men are decent…. so what if the ladies are a lttle dramatic?!

  74. Powell says:

    Wow. And I thought he wanted to be a model?

  75. Nancy says:

    This is sad.

  76. Powell says:

    Frankie looks and sounds good.

  77. Kat From Ohio says:

    i like seeing alexia with her son

  78. Powell says:

    Ok Grandma.

  79. TexasTart says:

    Bravo was concerned we would miss Mama Elsa, so they were like ‘Alexia, do you have a quirky mother that is into disco?’ lol

  80. lulu says:

    Freda rocks nothing gets past her 😉

  81. Powell says:

    Why would a ballroom have so much furniture?

  82. lulu says:

    Wow lea throw out not add!!!

  83. Nancy says:

    I like Lea. There I said it. 🙂

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      Ya know what Nancy-I like her most of the time. I really felt bad for her last season with the dog(and you know I’m not a “pet person”) and sometimes she really makes me laugh-but the. She makes one of those snide backhanded remarks and she gets on my nerves!!

      • Nancy says:

        I agree she can be biting at times but I don’t think there is malice behind it but I
        could be wrong.

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          I don’t think so either…..I really want to know what happened with her and Ana!!!

          • Nancy says:

            Lea is living this rich life due to who she married so I think Ana doesn’t appreciate
            her acting like she is “all that”. Maybe?

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            Well I need to change that-sometimes there is malice-she really tried very hard to ruin Marysol….I didn’t like that!!

      • NJBev says:

        I like Leah.
        Hmmph. I always have, go figure?!

        I have “tolerated” Adriana. Felt bad for her.
        the big stupid fake girl. grrrr….
        I Like Lisa, she’s easy.
        I feel Joanna, ehh right??
        I really dislike Anna(is that her name?) who cares?!
        I think the lady who’s son had an accident is
        a Maroon. Absolutely NO POLITICAL correctness-
        She said, and I paraphrase, but almost quote——-
        (“‘ Stupid kid, he went a posted a you tube of him
        Kicking the crap out of a Homeless man-“)
        she’s more annoyed that he posted it!!!!!!
        (and i think he should at least go to juvy) that’s my HO

        this is a stupid show

      • Orson says:

        She likes to name/brand drop also.

    • Powell says:

      I like Lea too. She just gets on my nerves sometimes.

    • Laineylainey says:

      I like her, too!!!

  84. TexasTart says:

    Not sure these famous designers can help Lea. I don’t think there is one thing I like about her house…..that probably won’t change as the work is done for HER! lol

  85. lulu says:

    Adriana so undignified how dare ANYONE bring up the fact that she IS married.

    • Nancy says:

      She’s exhausting.

    • Nancy says:

      lulu are you getting any sleep at nights?

    • TexasTart says:

      That IS how she came across.

      In season 1 I did not like Adriana, I thought she was over the top needy and dramatic. I found it interesting how much she leaned on Lea. In season 2 Adriana was more her own person, not so needy, and I think I liked her more for standing up to Karent and Joanna, but then at the reunion she turned her back on Lea….fine, but it was all unexplained. I want that explained, but here is season 3 and I have NO respect for this lying about being married. So I don’t really care what happens that involves her. Am kinda a sucker for the fiery personality though, so I can put up with her.

      • Powell says:

        I don’t respect Adrianna for lying about being married either. The lie was cause she wanted a wedding spinoff. If her son was upset 4 yrs ago then why would she shoot last season & not tell her son & the Miami Herald blow her out of the water. And now she’s acting, trying to anyway that its all Fredrik’s fault. All lies.

  86. Powell says:

    So this is how this is going to go down this season. Adrianna is going to blame EVERYTHING on Fredrik. She better asks Alexis for a lead on an acting school.

  87. Nancy says:

    Lisa’s implant is pulling her skin down. Not good.

  88. TexasTart says:

    As well you should be scared of Lea!

  89. Powell says:

    So Marta is w/an Andretti? Good pick.

  90. It’s going to be hate on Lea season!

  91. TexasTart says:

    No way!!! Marta is hooked up with Marco Adretti (sp) the racing family! 😮

  92. Nancy says:

    What’s with the block of cheese?

  93. Powell says:

    So is that what the HWs need to say to STFU? Silencio!! Love it Maryisol.

  94. TexasTart says:

    Whaaaat ? So Lea stood up for Adriana – at the original wedding?! 😕

  95. TexasTart says:

    Okay here are the 2 reasons Marysol was downgraded from housewife.
    1 she is the voice of reason
    2 Mama Elsa can not be her sidekick (due to illness)

    • NJBev says:

      I’m sorry TT- but I think Marysol is so boring.
      That’s why she keep changing her face.
      Because she cannot change her personality-
      She had Mama to keep things interesting-

      • Nancy says:

        They both drink too much as I’m sure that’s how Mama hurt herself.

      • TexasTart says:

        Bev, I hear you… Mama Elsa was M’s storyline 2 years going. And the voice of reason people are not dramatic enough to hold your interest.

      • Powell says:

        I like Marysol. I’d just like her to not run away from confrontations.

        • Nancy says:

          She seems sad to me.

        • chismosa says:

          Me too Powell. I think she’s just more measured in her way of speaking. For a Cubana she’s quiet.
          Lol!
          I love love love the black and white swirl skirt she wore. JAdore

      • chismosa says:

        Nj that was funny.

        Haha! I just think she’s serious as a person. She’s a Capricorn and they are serious people overall. 😉

  96. TexasTart says:

    I still love this Miami franchise, but as we’ve seen, time and time again, at a certain point the hate comes out and sadly this looks to be happening for Season 3. That was nice for Marysol to remind the ladies how fragile life is while some of them were talking nonsense.

  97. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    So wait-Lea was at Adrianna’s wedding but went along with the lie-but went so far as to throw Adrianna under the bus by acting shocked and hurt by her words…I don’t like that crap at all!!!

  98. Nancy says:

    Jill…my 2 nieces are 8 yrs apart so I get what you mean. They are getting close again so that’s good.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      My youngest sister is 6 years younger than me and we are very close so I know my girls will be when they find a more common ground-right now they are into totally different things but they still enjoy each other so we are moving in the right direction!!!

  99. TexasTart says:

    Watching again….so when Lisa gets out of the car at the fashion show, there is som bulky garter belt or something you can see under the skirt – why can not Bravo be decent and edit that out?! She can not walk in those heel-less shoes. She really looked ridiculous walking…..and I’ll leave her boobs out of it, ha.

    • Powell says:

      I hate those shoes. She wore them once or twice last season.

    • Orson says:

      That could have been the transmitter pack for her microphone. I wasn’t paying all that much attention, I was mostly listening while trying to catch up with this morning’s blog and comments.

    • chismosa says:

      Me too I caught that. I thought it was a spanx she had on like bicycle shorts

  100. chismosa says:

    LAINEY Dome is nuts tonight! 🔮🔮🔮

  101. Powell says:

    Who’s getting the new iPhone 5S? I was watching Clark Howard on HLN. He said there are rumors there are going to be 2 new iPhones.

    • chismosa says:

      I have the 5 I have to read up about the newer stuff. What can be that much newer???? I’m going to search online. Thanks Powell

      Watch the 🔮🔮🔮 from the beginning tonight

    • TexasTart says:

      Not I. I’m a Galaxy person.
      Serously, there will be 2 models?

      I-phone question!! If person with an I-phone replies to a mass text, is there a default that makes the reply text go to everyone? I am getting a load of unwanted texts and my guess is they all have iphones.

      • Laineylainey says:

        Yes, it’s a flAw In my opinion. I don’t have a smart phone so when I am included in one of these group texts it eats up my little memory….I hate that.

      • chismosa says:

        TT yes, there is a setting that allows that.

        When I want to wish say, Merry Christmas– to a bunch of people — I have to make sure the setting makes it so they don’t all see eachother. That way they each get a one text that looks individual to them.

        Iphone stuff appears odd to the non- iPhoner. I know because I was 5 years late to an iphone and was a blackberry and Palm (!!!!) user

      • NJBev says:

        yes.
        it sucks.

        during Hurricane sandy, I had a “flip” phone.
        Some relatives, not in our area, started sending out
        texts to some of us “expecting” a hit from the storm
        They chit chatted away and burned out my battery.
        I Texted “emergency”
        pls take me out of your “chat”—- You
        are KILLING my battery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
        I never got to see if they did,
        they killed my battery with their BS chitchat-
        I was pissed..

        • chismosa says:

          I hadn’t realized it used up so much battery life—- interesting

          I love flip phones. Just snap it shut dramatically when you’re DONE

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            Oh how I miss closing that flip phone with such dramatic flair!!!!!

            • Orson says:

              I felt like Captain Kirk flipping my Razor closed.

            • chismosa says:

              Jill LOVED that. That is such a HOUSEWIVES type thing to do ……

              • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

                When you hang up on someone when using the iPhone there is no drama!!! No satisfaction from pressing a button-but snapping a flip phone closed makes one feel like a WINNER!!!!!

                • chismosa says:

                  I always think of Samantha on S & C being angry at Richard.
                  Flip phones were the bomb 💣💣☎☎📞

            • TexasTart says:

              Oh my gosh! I miss that too! Ending a call.with the dramatic flip. These days, I’m for fear I hadn’t released the call before I start talking _ about it. lol

              • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

                Tartsy-I’m paranoid with my phone now-I check it over and over to make sure I actually hung up b/c I know one day I’m going to get caught talking about the person I was just talking to!!!

            • TexasTart says:

              Thanks Lainey, chismosa and nj bev for confirming all I could figure was going on. I was getting these gorgeous pics and details from my sisters vacation, but her inlaws were completely polluting my phone and I don’t care what they have to say…really I don’t know who they are, just the area code gives it away. The I-phone though is the culprit. Unfortunately I can’t fix that so I told my sis “I opt out of mass texts”. I’ll really miss out on the pics. 😦 at least I can explain to her why it happens.

  102. chismosa says:

    Can someone tell me what the poll is on WWH Here so I can vote against Lea and Jojo?

    I’m recording it. Thanks —–
    If possible 😉

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      2 bartenders (from the Vegas show Thunder Down Under) -poll question “who would you rather?”….nothing to do with the 2 HWs

      • chismosa says:

        Goddammit

        Ok I just wanted to stick it to Lea.

        Yesterday I think all my votes are what got Trudy #2 on the poll…..

        Thanks you two!

    • NJBev says:

      it has nothing to do with lea or Jojo.

      it’s about the two bartenders and who is hotter.
      stupid stupid stupid poll

    • TexasTart says:

      “Who would you rather: Aiden or Alex (hunky bartenders).

      Whoa! Lisa tweeted a question about Joanna being a bitch (she got that right!) Oh sorry, you are recording. I guess the poll was not what you expected. Box.box.box. 😉

  103. Rebecca says:

    AZ Reunion time!

  104. Rebecca says:

    Vicky’s new nose is fabulous.

  105. Rebecca says:

    And Gretchen has begun butchering the English language 5 minutes in.

  106. Rebecca says:

    Somebody deduct 50 points from our IQs for listening to Gretchen’s BS stories.

    • Laineylainey says:

      Done and dumb.

    • NJBev says:

      I would normally agree with you, R-
      But this reitteration about the “Jay Photowhatever”
      is DONE in my brain
      ENOUGH!
      PHuking Tamra almost got nice.
      and then she went back to the dark edge——

      I feel like I lost all my brain cells from hearing
      about this STUPID issue again.
      I DONT CARE IF SHE DID ANYTHING.
      we all know she is not so smat. But for
      Tamra and the rest to keep reiterating the
      allegations is just. plain. stupid.
      And, it wastes all our time as well.

      she steps off her soapbox.

      • Rebecca says:

        I personally don’t buy the – we were in love, then I fell in love with Jeff, then Jeff got sick so I started going out with Jay, but just as friends, as highly inappropriate friends, that I posed for half-naked photos with and posted on the internet, but then Jeff died, and then Jay got infatuated with me and started stalking me…………..shoot me.

  107. Rebecca says:

    The only thing Gretchen ever did wrong was make fun of Vicky’s surgery? Oh ok. I have video proof of the Loch Ness Monster.

  108. Rebecca says:

    Somebody get the makeup guy in there to wipe off half of Alexis’ face! Thanks!

  109. Rebecca says:

    Lydia’s cool. You would never think she’s an heiress to a billion dollar fortune.

  110. melthehound says:

    Good evening, Ladies.. Just dropping in to say hello and thank you for all your comments today on the recap. Double HWs night 😀 . I don’t watch Miami and I don’t care to watch 6 overgrown teenagers sit on a couch and bitch at each other. From looking at the comments, I see I was correct to not watch 😉

  111. Rebecca says:

    Heather, darling, you’re not a BIG star.

  112. Rebecca says:

    My goodness Gretchen’s dress is hideous. If you lit up a cigarette all that polyester would go up in flames. Eva Gabor called – she wants her costume back from Green Acres.

    • chismosa says:

      Rotfl

      I think she was trying to be avant garde/ Teresa NJ — “you in your green pageant dress” type of a thing.
      Not working

  113. Rebecca says:

    WHY IS LAURI THERE? As classless as this series is, it was just lowered another 20 notches.

  114. Rebecca says:

    Lauri takes the horsey face crown from Medusa Gorgon.

  115. Rebecca says:

    George Peterson is no effing pillar of the community. He’s a crook.

  116. Rebecca says:

    STFU Gretchen

  117. Rebecca says:

    OMG Lauri. GO AWAY. Nobody cares to hear your stories.

  118. Rebecca says:

    What? Insurance agents can’t get paid for two years after getting their license? News to me. I got paid within a month.

  119. Amalfi says:

    Vicki and Tamra as friends is napalm.

    Also as much as Vicki is getting slammed, her inability to say two words of truth and the banshee screams will never ever allow me to feel anything but sorry for her – and only a little.

    Tamra was screeching at a pitch that only other female dogs (real ones) can hear.

  120. Rebecca says:

    Oh poor Lauri. She can’t handle being irrelevant. She is so hard to look at – blech.

  121. Rebecca says:

    Miami!!

  122. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Heather really made sure that stick was firmly secure in its place up her ass for the reunion….she is really working my last nerve!!!! She is mad b/c Lydia has better zingers than she does!!’nn

  123. Rebecca says:

    I love Alexia, but her son is a mess. He needs BIG time therapy if its his little brother’s condition is driving his horrifying behavior.

  124. Rebecca says:

    Yes, Joanna and Lea are perfect together. They can trade back-handed compliments to each other all day long.

  125. Rebecca says:

    Oh Lea – STFU. You were a bridesmaid at Adriana’s wedding.

  126. Rebecca says:

    I “get” why Adriana is not admitting her marriage is official. Catholics do not consider their wedding official if done outside the church. She’s still married even without the Catholic ceremony though. She needs to own up for misleading people.

    • chismosa says:

      I get it. I’m still in shock Rebecca that my mother and father had a secretive wedding at city hall and only went to the church when my mom was pregnant with me– 12 whopping years later! This is a woman who went to Catholic Church weekly even more than 1x a week. I still don’t get the secrets out of her and I’m PISSED

      Maybe that’s why i feel for Adri

      • Rebecca says:

        My aunt and uncle eloped months before their wedding. Their daughter did the same. Their son eloped with a total bitch (no real church wedding) but nobody is perfect.

        • chismosa says:

          I think it’s totally FINE — eloping, city hall, etc ., except that both my parents were raised super super religiously.

          There are secrets i am working to unearth.

          …..giggle

  127. Rebecca says:

    I like Ana, but when she is grumpy, she is nasty.

  128. Rebecca says:

    Lisa’s showed some real tact when questioning Adriana. Go on girl!

  129. Rebecca says:

    If Adriana doesn’t want that boat, she can give it to me when its finished.

  130. Rebecca says:

    Lea gets turned on by statues? What a stupid thing to say.

    Lea – you really don’t need to talk all the time. You can be quiet sometimes.

  131. Rebecca says:

    Does anybody give a shit about Lea’s “stuff” or her name-dropping? For Pete’s sake, she is so declasse.

  132. chismosa says:

    Bethenny Frankel is on Nightline.

    Vomit

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      Your love of the word VOMIT is really going to be a problem between us…can we pick a different word…I will give you some suggestions:
      BARF
      HURL
      THROW UP
      UPCHUCK
      PUKE
      All of these words are not on my “Words I hate” list and are totally acceptable for me…and since I’m so important you should consider me and my list!
      Thank you…
      bye Ashy!

      • chismosa says:

        Jill nothing can come between us.

        I saw that many were abstaining from the V word so I did too. Then I saw it come back….

        So i’ll come up with others. Thesaurus.com!

        Nothing will tear us apart!
        You sent for me so I came for you….. Lol.

        Puke

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          The V word….that’s what I’m calling it from now on….and Moist will be the M word b/c that’s just a gross word!!

          • melthehound says:

            Oh, THAT V word. I thought you were talking about a different V word when you mentioned the M word. My bad….

      • Rebecca says:

        Pray to the porcelain god
        Blow chunks
        Fertilize the bushes
        Feed the worms
        Jazz up the carpet
        Ralph
        Review your lunch

  133. Rebecca says:

    Lisa looks like the puppets from The Dark Crystal.

  134. Rebecca says:

    This is a weird show. Most of these women have no reason not to like each other. They’re just looking for crazy.

  135. Rebecca says:

    Wow, Adriana’s dress is gorgeous.

    • chismosa says:

      Wedding gown? I’ve been awaiting that for ages. She’s stunning and elegant

      Then..there’s …trashy Jo’s dress

  136. chismosa says:

    I can’t wait to buy her book to learn how to organize my bathroom cabinet! Amazing!!!

  137. chismosa says:

    Nene’s coming back to Glee

    Bloop bloop

    • Orson says:

      She needs the gig since “The New Normal” was canceled.

      • chismosa says:

        Yeah but Ryan Murphy doesn’t owe her anything. He didnt HAVE to bring back her character.

        I suppose he could have put her in American Horror Story also. Lol!

  138. Amalfi says:

    Bethenney is featured right now in a Good Morning America inteview.

    I have not heard her tawlk in a while. I thought I could handle 3 minutes. I couldn’t.

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