I Dream of NeNe / Real Housewives of Miami

I Dream of NeNe by NMD

For some reason I thought NeNe’s wedding was a three episode series like Tamra Barney’s.  We’re into episode four, and the wedding is five weeks away.  I only watched the last twenty minutes of last week’s episode, but it was non-stop fighting between the bridesmaids.  I suppose NeNe knew that Diana and Marlo would bring the drama.  NeNe pretends she doesn’t like it, but she really doesn’t seem bothered that these ladies (and I use that world loosely) are fighting over her. Moving on.

This week’s episode opens with NeNe trying to resolve the fight.   They lost me when one of them stuck their tongue out at another one.  What’s with the elementary school behavior?  I suppose they are looking for screen time.

i-dream-of-nene-season-1-gallery-episode-104-04Next up is NeNe having lunch with Porsha Steward.  Porsha referred Tiffany the wedding planner, and NeNe is pretty upset that she listened to the dingbat.   Tiffany is the wedding planner that ended up suing NeNe.  I don’t know if that was for real or drama.  NeNe likes to say she keeps it real, but she has to make the show interesting so it’s hard to say what is going on.  She keeps up the story line of not liking this wedding planner much, by trying to phone her over and over again.  She tells us that Tiffany isn’t returning her calls.  It sure seems like a good wedding planner would return her client’s calls – because brides typically are a little uptight.

i-dream-of-nene-season-1-gallery-episode-104-08Since NeNe can’t get hold of her wedding planner, she takes Marlo with her to pick out invitations.  Apparently Marlo’s fashion sense translates to invitations.  NeNe is really put out that she has to pick her own invitations – apparently a wedding planner does that for you.  Marlo wants NeNe to pick out an invitation that no one will throw out – with some bling.  NeNe rightly points out that people will keep them for a little while then throw them out.

Next scene is Gregg visiting Peter Thomas at BarOne – Peter’s bar.  Gregg (again) explains that the divorce was all his fault.  He admits to being unemployed and living off NeNe.  Then Peter brings up the pre-nup, and says he should sign it.  Gregg seems against it in principle.  Of course he is – that’s a main storyline.

Finally NeNe gets a sit-down with the wedding planner.  Tiffany is late because her plane sat on the tarmac for 2 hours.  Tiffany starts off asking NeNe if she got the sketches.  She didn’t.  Neither did Gregg.  Tiffany says she’ll print out the designs and have NeNe approve them so that they can move forward.  NeNe is so done with her, and snaps back – Tiffany snaps back, and asks “why the hell did you hire me?”  NeNe then tells her that the first two wedding planners were booked.  All the time Tiffany is chewing like a cow on a wad of gum, so when NeNe tells her she needs a professional wedding planner, I sort of agree with NeNe.  Hello – ask for confirmation that your email reached the client if it has a big attachement!!  They bicker back and forth.  Tiffany leaves – and I’m not sure if NeNe fired her or not.

Next scene is Gregg on the phone with Peter saying he wants to cancel the wedding and get married at a justice of the peace.  The wedding is three weeks away – and it seems like NeNe did fire Tiffany.  Peter advises him to tread carefully because NeNe has her heart set on a big wedding.

Gregg and NeNe discuss the wedding planner situation, and again I’m not sure if Tiffany is fired.  NeNe tells us that she hasn’t heard from her since their big fight – and that is completely unprofessional.  Maybe she quit?  Gregg is really worried about switching wedding planners – but NeNe is worried that Tiffany won’t pull it off.  Gregg finally admits that he’s worried that NeNe will get so stressed she’ll make him live in the basement again.  So he begs her to cancel the wedding and move on with the marriage.  Of course, NeNe wants her wedding so she overrules him and decides to hire a new wedding planner.

i-dream-of-nene-season-1-gallery-episode-104-21Now it’s a meeting with the bridesmaids again, and Cynthia is there with a basic of shade protection sun glasses.  That woman sure has some strange ideas.  After getting them to stop bickering, NeNe explains that she didn’t fire Tiffany, but she hasn’t heard from her.  Cynthia has hooked her up with her wedding planner – Tony – to get things back on track.  (Hmmm – she probably should have fired Tiffany officially.)

i-dream-of-nene-season-1-gallery-episode-104-25NeNe hits it off immediately with Tony.  He’s got a room all set up for her and she loves it.  She’s brought Marlo along to help for some reason – and tells her she can be her creative director.  Tony asks about budget, and NeNe says between a half million and a million.  That’s a whole lotta money!

Now back to the pre-nup. NeNe asks for one, and Gregg fires back – “did I miss an opportunity? i-dream-of-nene-season-1-gallery-episode-104-27 17 years ago should I have asked for a pre-nup?”  That doesn’t work for him, so he acts hurt.  NeNe babies him a bit, then tells him – pre-nup or no wedding.  She seems determined to make him apologize endlessly and grovel – but he seems willing to do it.  Whatever works for them I guess.


RHoM – S3Ep09

“Birkin Buddies”

by HydrangeaHussy

In this episode (according to my TV guide): Adriana will botox Frederic & make unreasonable demands on her guests (wasn’t she already doing that?), Marysol & Alexia will attempt to make her more reasonable, Romain & Joanna continue to have sex problems (I’m so over this storyline), & Marysol finally confronts Lea about Elsa’s illness (instead of just whining about Lea’s absence to everyone else).  I don’t think that I’m the only one who finds this season to be a tad boring.  The storylines are dragging out far too long without any real conflict.

real-housewives-of-miami-season-3-gallery-episode-309-02This week we begin with Joanna & Romain at their Miami house.  Joanna is eating sushi & waiting on Lisa.  As she shuts the fridge, Romain notices a calendar that Joanna has marked with “sex,” “lovemaking,” and “find the hole” on every day as opposed to the weekly schedule, suggested by the therapist.  Joanna says that Romain isn’t taking the therapy seriously & that they need to work out their issues before the wedding.  Lisa arrives & sees the calendar.  She notices that Joanna has listed only one BJ.  Romain seems very excited about the idea, but Joanna quickly shuts him down because she just isn’t interested in that.  As tired as I am of this storyline, I’m even more tired of Joanna expecting Romain to do all of the compromising.  She seems very concerned with whether she is satisfied, but not at all concerned with Romain’s needs.

real-housewives-of-miami-season-3-gallery-episode-309-10The ladies sit down to lunch & the talk turns to LA.  Lisa tells Joanna that she was glad to see Joanna really open up on the trip.  Joanna asks Lisa to be a bridesmaid.  Of course, Lisa accepts.  She’s worried about how Adriana will react.  The talk turns back to sex.  Lisa decides, hopefully jokingly, that she will be Joanna & Romain’s therapist.  At this point, the women have finished several bottles of wine & are getting silly.  They demonstrate what should happen when Romain walks through the door at night.  Romain, in his TH, says that he’s tired of Joanna talking about sex all of the time.  So am I!

real-housewives-of-miami-season-3-gallery-episode-309-06On to Alexia, who is at Venue magazine on her birthday.  One of her housekeepers didn’t show & the other got a flat tire.  Rich people problems.  Marysol arrives with a gift.  The two discuss Adriana’s wedding invitation, which was an Evite!  Seriously?  While there is nothing wrong with an Evite, I can’t imagine having a “classy” & huge wedding event like Adriana says she’s planning, and not sending a formal, paper invite.  Her wedding planner needs to be fired ASAP!  Actually, why isn’t Marysol planning the wedding if the ladies are such great friends?  The invitation contains a second page, which outlines the required attire and reasons therefore.  It specifies that the wedding attire is white, which is the color of “angels and gods,” reflecting all that is “sacred and pure.”  She attached a “mood board” of recommended attire.  Bridezilla does not even begin to describe Adriana.  Again, she’s more concerned with the ambiance & appearance of her wedding than with the actual marriage.  Marysol finds the required costume change ridiculous.  So do I.  Alexia & Marysol decide that they need to discuss the absurdity with Adriana.  “Friends don’t let friends torture other friends.”

real-housewives-of-miami-season-3-gallery-episode-309-11Lea arrives at Lisa’s with the Birkin they picked out in LA.  Hermes wanted Lisa to have it; Lea didn’t even have to lie to get it for her.  The bag is a really pretty robin’s egg blue, costing approximately $10,000.  Lea explains to Lisa how to hide the Birkin from Lenny for a little while so he doesn’t realize that he paid for it.  Oh dear!  Do they really think that Lenny won’t notice the charge?  And who spends that much on a bag?!?!  That’s a car or a down payment on a house!

real-housewives-of-miami-season-3-gallery-episode-309-14Lauren Foster takes Marysol & Adriana for vitamin IV fusions before the wedding.  The women choose which IV treatment they want from a menu of things like skin, nails, CEO, etc.  I was pleased to see that a physician administered the IV, but I’m hoping they took some kind of medical history to be sure the women wouldn’t react to any of the vitamins.  Marysol was the most squeamish about the IV, and I don’t blame her. real-housewives-of-miami-season-3-gallery-episode-309-15 Why get an IV when it’s not medically necessary?  They have some wine while they’re receiving their treatments, though Adriana has some kind of green drink.  Adriana begins discussing the wedding & Marysol decides to bring up the absurdity of requiring your guests to change clothes for the reception.  Adriana refuses to budge.  She doesn’t care what her guests think; she only cares about how everyone looks.

Alexia arrives at Lea’s office to pick up her gift.  It’s Lea Black beauty products.  Really Lea?  You couldn’t get your friend a real gift?  I think it’s very tacky to use a friend’s birthday to hock your skin care line.  Alexia brings up that Lea hasn’t seen or asked about Elsa in the two months since she fell ill.  Lea says that is not true.  She says that she sent numerous cards and shows a text message that was sent to Marysol.  Alexia doesn’t believe Lea, she’s firmly on Team Marysol.  As usual, someone is lying.  Alexia questions why everyone would be lying about Lea.  Good question!  While I believe that Lea cares about Elsa & probably did text Marysol, I don’t believe that she reached out as much as she claims.  I think that Lea is starting to get caught up in presenting her life as fabulous & losing touch with the real world.  Why would Marsyol lie?  Why would Marysol’s father not know about the cards or flowers?  I wonder what Elsa has to say.

Joanna & Romain return to the therapist.  I’m so over hearing Joanna whine about the lack of sex!  Romain needs more romance & femininity, but Joanna seems to think that she’s already compromised enough by moving to Miami.  Again, she thinks that only Romain should have to compromise now.  The therapist encourages them to think more deeply & communicate about their childhood.  They each had a trying childhood, but Romain had a very abusive mother while Joanna had her family to rely upon.  The therapist points out that Romain is looking for a nurturing figure in his life, but that Joanna is fiercely independent & not very nurturing toward Romain.

Adriana & Frederic are in Lenny’s office for a “touch of botox” to make Frederic perfect.  Ugh.  There is no stopping Adriana’s quest for the “perfect” wedding appearance.  Frederic is pleased with the result.  I’m not sure why Adriana has suddenly decided she’s unhappy with Frederic’s appearance.

Alexia’s birthday party!  All of the ladies are invited.  Adriana has heard that Lisa will be a bridesmaid at Joanna’s wedding.  Adriana is suspicious because Joanna has just now invited Lisa & upset that Lisa didn’t tell her.  Lisa tries to explain that it just happened & that she planned to tell Adriana.  I think Adriana expected Lisa to call her as soon as she was invited to get approval.  Who cares if Lisa in both weddings?  Adriana & Joanna have (allegedly) moved on, so Adriana shouldn’t have a problem with it.  Adriana seems only ok with it, but only because her wedding is first.

real-housewives-of-miami-season-3-gallery-episode-309-25Lea arrives & immediately Marysol & Ana gets nasty looks on their faces.  Marysol decides to confront Lea, at Alexia’s birthday party.  These women just can’t let a party go without a scene.  Lea asks about Elsa & Marysol tells her that they just received flowers.  Lea says that she called but couldn’t reach Elsa.  Marysol says that was because Elsa was in the hospital.  Lea explains that she didn’t know the extent of Elsa’s illness because Marysol kept it very private.  Lea attempts to walk away, but Marysol keeps going.  Lea says that Marysol asked people not to inform her about Elsa’s condition, but Marysol is upset that Lea “knew” & didn’t investigate?  real-housewives-of-miami-season-3-gallery-episode-309-29Lea is obviously trying to get away without causing a scene.  Marysol keeps hurling insults at Lea’s retreating back.  Lisa asks what’s going on & Marysol tells her that Lea knew Elsa was in the hospital but didn’t contact her.  Lisa attempts to explain that Lea was respecting Marysol’s wishes to end their relationship, but Marysol doesn’t want to hear it.  I agree with Lisa that Lea just couldn’t win in this situation.  If she had gone to the hospital, Marysol wouldn’t have welcomed her.  She chose to stay away & Marysol is unhappy.  I think that Marysol is still angry with Lea about whatever happened at the gala years ago & is taking this opportunity to make her look bad.  It makes Marysol come off as though she’s trying to be a victim.

Ana, Lauren & Adriana are watching from the sidelines.  Ana can’t help but make nasty comments about Lea & Lisa.  She says that Lisa just can’t seem to choose a side.  Are we in middle school?  You have to choose a side in a fight that doesn’t involve you?  Marysol comes over & says that Lea ran away.  Alexia says, with glee, that Lea is now scared of Marysol.  Lisa points out, in her TH, that Marysol probably doesn’t care when the flowers arrived, she just wants to make Lea look bad.  If Marysol didn’t hate Lea so much, it wouldn’t have been a big deal.  Lisa goes to find Lisa.  Lea tells Lisa that she only came to wish Alexia a happy birthday & was attacked.  This may be the first time, since her dog died, that we see Lea exhibit some real emotion.  In her TH, Lea discusses her relationship with Elsa and worries what Marysol is saying about Lea.

Marysol again confronts Lea, but in a slightly more calm manner.  Marysol explains that her mother almost died & that she is upset that Lea didn’t contact her.  Lea explains that she loves Elsa, that she didn’t know about the stroke, and that she sent cards to Elsa’s home.  Marysol says that they never received any cards.  While this conversation is going on, Ana is lurking in the background, just waiting for her chance to butt in.  Surprisingly, it’s Lisa that jumps it. She says that the fight is ridiculous because Marysol & Lea are not friends.  I think that if the other women had stayed out of it, maybe Marysol & Lea could have come to some sort of resolution.  However, I don’t think Marysol is going to let his go easily.  Lea leaves.  Lisa asks why Marysol is choosing to attack Lea at this moment.  Marysol says that it’s none of Lisa’s business & that she doesn’t know the extent of their issues because she hasn’t known them for very long.  Marysol walks away, muttering under breath.  Ana jumps in & tells Lisa to stop being Lea’s mouthpiece. Lisa points out that she was standing quietly behind Lea, while Ana was standing behind Marysol.  Lisa says that Ana is simply Marysol’s bodyguard & mouthpiece.  Ana tells Lisa to stop using her words & asks if Lisa is hooked on phonics.  She just can’t help but throw out the little digs, even though they don’t make much sense.  I’m not sure what happened between last season & this season, but Ana is now one of the most unhappy & condescending people I’ve seen.  On a side note, she recently became engaged to her boyfriend (even after spending last season lamenting the end of her marriage).

Next week is Adriana’s wedding &, from the previews, it seems that we’ve only scratched the surface of her bridezilla behavior.


About Veena (NMD)

Just a housewife ... who loves this place .... and loves to write ... You can reach me through this email: nomoredrama8@gmail.com. Lynn's Place is in tribute to Housewives blogger Lynn Hudson, who passed away in August of 2012.
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194 Responses to I Dream of NeNe / Real Housewives of Miami

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. It’s hump dayyyyyyyy. It may also be a rainy day. I hope you’re having better weather. You all have a great day.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      It’s beautiful here in Austin, Powellypooh. I HAD put my toes away for the Fall, but they are back out again. (open toed shoes) But no camel toe on hump dayyyyyy!!

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Hey, has anyone seen Mike? I can’t find him and I have a really important thing to tell him. Wait a minute, I hear keys opening a door down the hall . . . HEY MIKE, WHAT DAY IS IT??? IT’S HUUUUMMMPPP DAAAAY MIKE!

  2. Jules says:

    Good morning. Should be a brisk weather day here in SC. First day of the State Fair. Can’t believe it was 90 last Saturday and I was in the pool getting tan.

  3. ladebra says:

    Morning! It’s going to rain in Southern California🎶🎶 maybe. I’ll believe it when I see it. Thank you for the blogs NMD and HH. I like most of the ladies of Miami, and I like Miami, so I’m not sure what’s not working for me. Maybe just general HW overload. Oh well. Hope they get this shutdown resolved before the 17th Powell, and anyone else who is affected.

  4. Lulu says:

    Good morning!!!! I’m having a hot Irish marriage!!! woot woot!! It can’t be Italian because my DH knows I have bowel movements *sigh*!! For the record he never played with barbies like slowjoe so does one cancel out the other? Will my marriage still be hot?? Oooo and also he’s never crossdressed!!! Is this enough to redeem that I am a human being that uses the washroom despite this my marriage is hot??? 🙂

    • Powell says:

      I think you & Mr. Lulu are safe. :0)

    • Mene Seela says:

      Your local Bruger King thanks you for keeping your ‘business’ at home.

      Yuo haven’t mentioned whether Mr uses spray on hair.

    • T-Rex says:

      HA! Yeah, well we have a pretty good “hot” relationship but not only does Mr T-Rex know this Rexxie has a BM now and again, he has lost the privacy issue altogether as well. You know 24 years together, I guess we are still okay, as he is still chasing after me on occasion, is in his fifties and still hasn’t found the need to get some “stray ass”, and still tells me how beautiful I still am. We spend pretty much all of our time outside of work together, because well, we like hanging out together. No restaurants, parties, etc.just quality time with my best friend,, Oh and never once have I ever had to dress up in some ridiculous outfit, nor did Mr T-rex, to get our “personal party started”(wink wink).

      • lulu says:

        T-rex!!!!!! But meho’s book specifically said unless you wear glittery eye shadow, don’t poo and have her body. No one else can have her “will exchange body for Gucci!!” Hot uhem marriage!!!

  5. Rebecca says:

    I am quite tired of seeing Lisa butt in to everyone else’s problems. First she wants to be Joanna and Romain’s sex therapist. Like, for gawd’s sake – WTF?

    She was strung along for months trying to get into Joanna’s wedding. She is asked a few weeks before. It’s NOT GENUINE, Nemo!

    Why did she have to say a single word at Alexia’s party? Stay out of it! Marysol was finally standing up for herself to Lea and there’s Lisa again. She knows nothing about the situation but boy does she have an opinion.

    I was more than offended that Lisa told Ana the she should leave because nobody wanted her there. Huh? Alexia is Ana’s long-time, real-life, friend. Lisa and Alexia haven’t had a single moment alone together. She had no one to talk to after Lea left. Who wanted Lisa there?

    Ana and Marysol have been friends for a long time. Lisa has a superficial on-screen friendship with Lea and Joanna. What is this bullshit story line she has to interrupt everyone else’s conversations?

    Her twitter rampage against Ana was ridiculous! She barks off low-blows like a true teenager. Then she gets upset when people think she’s too immature and dumb to handle it. Well, she certainly loves to prove them right.

    Back to the mother-in-law dinner conversation. Who has THAT talk on camera? She really, really wanted to embarrass this old couple on tv. Tacky, tacky, tacky. I don’t care how she was treated. It was off-camera and it should have stayed there. This woman is vapid and void of all sense.

    I can handle all the other angry story lines because those appear to be real. This blow-up doll is barely animate.

    • cusi77 says:

      Rebecca_ I think that Lisa learnt well the lesson about defending queen bee Lea when being attacked… or else! Why she wants to be the sex therapist of those two fools is beyond me! TV time face? Possible…

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        ITA Cusi. Defend Lea or lose access to the land of HERMES/Birkin. Those bags don’t come cheap, they cost money and sometimes you buy one and lose your soul.

    • Powell says:

      I like Lisa. She’s so board. She’s the only one that doesn’t work or have some type of project going on. I know we’re only seeing a couple of mths of their lives but IMO Lisa needs to really find the right docs to assist her w/getting pregnant & decide on other alternatives of surrogacy or adoption. As far as I know there is still no progress on them moving forward w/tearing down the house they bought so she doesn’t have that to keep her busy. She needs to find something to do. Then she won’t be all up in all the ladies beeswax all the time.

  6. plainviewsue says:

    Nancy, if you come on today, I wanted to talk to you about my kidney infection. Not sure if you are on twitter. My email address is sweetsue929@aol.com. Thanks so much!!!

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Those kidney infections are awful. So sorry Sue that you’re still under the weather. Mine took a good two weeks or so to really get over. Keep drinking that cranberry juice – it did help me.

      • cusi77 says:

        I am thinking of you sweet Sue, take care! ((((((Sue))))))

      • plainviewsue says:

        That makes me feel better. I am feeling better, but I am still experiencing some burning and inflammation. I’m on an antiobiotic for 7 days, but I’m wondering if I should call my doctor and see if I should go on another one. I have heard sometimes with a kidney infection you need to be on one for a month. Yuck!

        • Powell says:

          Sue I’m sorry your still not feeling well. I’m sure Nancy will give you
          some good advice. Feel better.

          • plainviewsue says:

            Hey all. Yep, Nurse Nancy gave me great advice!!

            I spoke to my doctor and he is putting me on a second antibiotic along with the first one. The first was macrobid and the second is augmentin. I am definitely taking a probiotic as well, cos I am sure a yeast infection will be next on the list!!!

            I am definitely doing better than Sunday, but not as much as I thought I’d be. So hopefully this will help.

            Thank you all!! Love you 🙂

        • kit9 says:

          Just 7 days? That surprises me. I’ve had one and was on antibiotics for 2 weeks. Kidney infections are no joke and it’s very important to get the infection under control. So, don’t ignore symptoms like I did! Get to a doctor. I know someone who didn’t get her bladder infection under control and it let to a kidney infection which she also ignored and ended up spending a month in the hospital.

        • Rebecca says:

          I agree with kit9. I got one earlier this year and after a week I was ready to kill my doctor. I got another two weeks worth…. and then another doctor.

      • plainviewsue says:

        Husker, I read that cranberry juice is only helpful to prevent infection. Not if you already have one. So I’ve been drinking lots of water. But do u think I should try it anyway?

        • HuskerHuny says:

          I was drinking it along with my water (all clear fluids) and I got relief, especially when using the ‘facilities’. I think you should maybe see your doctor again and ask for a bigger antibiotic, but too much of those can lead to UTI, which I just got through because of the four different pills I took for my ear infection. Good luck!

          • Powell says:

            Husker how is your ear? I hope no more problems.

            • HuskerHuny says:

              No more pain but there is definitely a loss of hearing. I will survive. But all of those antibiotics played havoc on my, ummmm, down there area, if you know what I mean. I’m just getting over that finally. Thanks for asking Powell!

    • VV says:

      ((( Plainviewsue ))) Get better. Prayers your way.

    • lulu says:

      I take over the counter cranberry supplements. That helped me in the past. Hope you feel better soon!

    • chismosa says:

      Wow PVS so sorry about the infection. Prayers for you.

  7. cusi77 says:

    Thank you for the Blogs NMD and HydrangeaHussy!!!

    Beautiful weather in Chitown! Sweet! I don’t have computer (I borrowed from hubby) but I have family members visiting so everything is perfect! Have a nice hump day everyone!

  8. designernailsdiana says:

    I’m so tempted to ask my boss Mike…What day is it Mike?

  9. jeang says:

    I felt so sorry for gorgeous Romain when he was talking about his horrid first stepmother being so abusive and cruel to him and his younger brother. He just wants some TLC from Hoanna instead of her domineering sex and talk. She doesn’t seem to know how to do that. He wants to know he is loved and not just lusted after. Dang it all, I am too old for him now but if I was 30 years younger I would beat a path down the turnpike in 3 to 4 hours from here and give him everything he ever wanted. Hoanna is too self absorbed to know, recognize or even care what HE needs.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      But JEANG, think about it…doesn’t it make sense now, that he so readily accepts her abuse?? Now it all makes sense. Abuse is what he knows. Sad.

    • Powell says:

      It seems to me that that horrible childhood experience is one reason why he wants romance. He said to the therapist he wants to cuddle. Duh Joanna. Don’t you get it? She’s an idiot. I’m sorry my response is always that they are idiots but these HWs sometimes act just idiotic.

      • Laineylainey says:

        It’s weird that he would end up with such a crass, hard woman if all he wants is romance and cuddles. I suppose her beauty took priority.

  10. AZGirl says:

    Good morning everyone! Beautiful day here in AZ. PVS I hope you feel better.
    Yea! It is hump day!

  11. Powell says:

    Hey Boobah if you visit today thanks for thinking about me during these crazy ass Fed Govt furloughs. I am doing fine. Don’t get me wrong I love being home & definitely rather be but back to work I must go since I’m not independently wealthy. 🙂 I’m glad we could help you w/your Twitter questions. Good luck. Let us know how everything goes. Miss you. I know you, Cali, DJP & others are extremely busy but I hope you all can come hang out more often. 🙂

    • Boobah says:

      Hi Powell. Miss u too.
      I’m glad you have a ‘glass-half-full’ outlook about the situation. That says a lot about you (of course, we here at LynnFam, already know how great you are). I just wish it would end soon. I know what you mean about staying home though. Sometimes it feels good to be home, just not with the job uncertainty that you are dealing with!
      You helped me a great deal…the business is finally in the twitterverse! Thanks to you and Jill’s help!
      I always try to read and by the time I want to respond, I realize it’s so late. NJ was just too much for me. Half way through the show I noticed I would lose interest. I looked forward to it ending then I put on Drop Dead Diva (LOVE that show).

  12. Powell says:

    Rebecca “I want to be Lauren Foster’s friend and go for a vitamin IV” just cracks me up. 🙂 That procedure became a big beauty trend this yr. Sherry Shepard from The View had one & they taped it for the show & she liked it. I think Dr. Jennifer Ashton said on GMA that it was ok to do. It sounds interesting.

    • Rebecca says:

      You know I really get a physical boost when I drink freshly juiced carrot/apple juice. I can actually feel the vitamin boost. It’s amazing. Now I’m obsessed with having a full IV.

  13. Mene Seela says:

    NMD You are hysterical!

    “NeNe is pretty upset that she listened to the dingbat. ”

    Aren’t we all?

  14. Amber...Real Wife says:

    Hello All. Juicy blogs today.

    RHOM has been a favorite since S1. After they started cleaning house, I hoped they would’ve gotten rid of Lea’s asinine ass but instead they’ve given her minions to control. Lisa’s shite-stirring has grown to epic levels. This bitch never met a storyline she didn’t try to inject herself into. Arguing starts and the silicone fembot’s shit chip gets activated and she takes her manufactured ass to the action in 8.2 seconds. 2 seconds longer than prior as a glitch in her heel implant is slowing her down…She just had to be a tad taller for perfection. Getting an anal exam?… she’ll hold your hand and inspect the lube. Want to shoot a video she’ll don a beret and now she’s a director. Bitch Puh-leeze! Stay in your lane and let the story move along w/o you. Find your own story. She had the nerve to tell Marysol it was none of her business when the argument had to do w/ MamaElsa!!! Have the botox, fillers and silcone rendered this whore insane?!!

    Lea is a lying liar who lies. Marysol isn’t trying to make Lea look bad because Lea IS bad. Last year while Lea and her hench drag were trying to destroy Marysol, MamaElsa who loved Lea, continued to have a relationship w/ her. Although it was disloyal to her daughter, she defended Lea and probably thought the tiff between the two would resolve itself. With a life or death emergency i’m sure Marysol would’ve put all feelings aside and welcomed Lea to help her mother’s recuperation. Instead I present to you the true BlackHeartLeaBlack as I found thru another website. @ .19 seconds look at the image on the right screen. Lisa will probably defend this too.


  15. HuskerHuny says:

    Just need an opinion – my son is 20 going to be 21 in February. Should I lock him up so Adrienne Maloof will keep her hands off of him? He has no money, so maybe he’s safe.

    • lori says:

      HA! I’m sure your son has better taste than that!!

    • Mene Seela says:

      You’re crazy. I’d stick all of my sons in front of Adrienne if it meant they would get a new car or a rolex.
      Joking…. sort of.

    • Powell says:

      Husker she’s heading down to 21. You’d better keep your eyes out for tanning lotion on your porch furniture & tell your friends, family & neighbors if they find tanning lotion stains on their furniture to alert you cuz she’s closing on Husker Jr. ;-0

      • HuskerHuny says:

        Hope she likes video games and watching sports because that’s all he does when he’s not in class. I keep an eye out for tanning lotion stains (funny one there Ms. Powell)!

    • chismosa says:

      LOL Husker

  16. Mene Seela says:

    A shocking development (not) in RHBH ..

    Brandi Needs Rehab!

    The new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a fiery new addition in Joyce Giraud, the stunning actress who is bringing a whole new level of drama to the show, and right off the bat says that good-time girl Brandi Glanville needs to go to rehab.

    The former Miss Puerto Rico gave an exclusive tour of her stunning Tudor mansion to Star magazine and said that she believes her hard-partying co-star needs to get help for her alcohol addiction.

    “I did say Brandi needs rehab,” Joyce, 38, told Star about Brandi, who has also been embroiled in a nasty fight with their other co-star, Lisa Vanderpump, lately.

    “I stand behind that, and I’d say it all over again.”

    Brandi’s boozy antics have become a focal point of the show, but she’s not the only one that Joyce clashes with on the upcoming season of the show.

    “If someone f*cks with me, they will hear from me,” says the actress, who also stars on NBC’s Siberia , which she and her husband coproduce. “I’m very opinionated.”



    Rehab and underwear please!

    • Powell says:

      Uh oh. Whether it’s true or not Brandi has shown herself to be drunk on several occasions & said “I don’t want to be rude so I accepted the drinks”. I don’t want it to happen but if she finds herself in a full custody battle w/Eddie she’ll have no one to blame but herself. She thought she didn’t have money to fight Adrienne’s little legal letter threats, she def won’t have the dough to fight a custody battle w/LeAnn’s money. She’d better straighten up & fly right.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      SHOCKING!!! I had no idea Brandi was a booze bag!!!! I’m speechless!!!

    • VV says:

      I wonder if her best friend Jennifer Gimenez has tried to help her.

  17. lori says:

    It’s official Bravo and I have broken up. I can’t even watch any of the shows any more. I used to love Top Chef and even that I can’t bring myself to watch, but I still LOVE reading this blog 🙂

    • Powell says:

      Lori do you need us to hold your hand thru this breakup or are you handling it just fine? 😉

      • lori says:

        LOL! Actually happier than I’ve been in a long time and feeling my IQ points slowly (very slowly) going up!

  18. VV says:

    ((( Plainviewsue ))) Get better. Prayers your way.

  19. Hello everyone. Powell: sorry about not being able to work like you need to and in the meantime I hope you do become independently wealthy :-). Plainviewsue: I hope your infection clears up soon, I had one of those a few years ago and they are no fun AT.ALL.

    Today is 30 till my wedding. Never thought about having the guests change clothes lol. But I’m changing my dress since my mom insisted that I should have two. I am stressing of course and running out of time. I just had my gallbladder removed on the 16th of Sept and can’t lift heavy things which is the most inconvenient thing ever right now. I don’t want a hernia of course, but I have to move my stuff when my groom finishes building the bedroom (it’s almost done and at first I said I didn’t want a walk-in closet cause I don’t care about that kinda stuff but he wanted to make one for me and now that I see it, I’m so happy he did lol). Every time I’ve moved, I’ve moved all my own stuff and I’m gonna feel so lame having my friends come and lift my stuff while I just watch.

    Hope everyone has a great day.

  20. Nancy says:

    It’s raining in LA!!!!!! 🙂

    Great blogs ladies…thank-you.

    PVS…You have mail.

  21. Orson says:

    I used to watch Bridezillas. Yep, I can certainly see Nene becoming one. Gregg is griping on the phone to Peter AND it’s being taped for the show? Didn’t he learn his lesson the first time he griped about Nene on the phone to a friend?

    Isn’t Marysol chasing Lea around a party to make sure she got her 2¢ in similar to “Elaine” (?) the cross-dresser chasing Marysol around that party to make sure he got her 2¢ in a season or two ago? Oh, is “Elaine” just a crossdresser or a M to F Transexual/transgendered person?

    On the BH news? I can’t see someone being a working actress AND a RHW. And I guess it’s nice she’s already got feuds going with 2 HWs. I’m guessing besides Brandi, (because she’s an easy target if she’s on the outs with Lisa) since she’s an actress, she’s feuding with Heather. Which could make me like her because I just can’t stand Heather.

    • Powell says:

      Orson I used to watch Bridezillas too. I couldn’t watch anymore. Those brides have some problems. It just got too crazy. I’m like
      how can these guys marry these women? The wedding is one day. The last epi I watched was this black couple that the groom stood up the bride. Her daughter & others kept at her that he wasn’t good enough & went on & on until he couldn’t take it anylonger. They ended up going to Vegas to get married. I did like the sort of “where are they now?”. Quite a few of them divorced. I wasn’t surprised. The little I’ve seen of NeNe its her bridesmaids that are the bridesmaidzillas especially Diana. She’s crying & telling NeNe she can’t have a few girls in her wedding that NeNe’s only known for 2yrs. Yeah Marlo is all about Marlo but it’s NeNe’s choice. The wedding is one day. I can’t get over how people don’t remember that it’s just one day. They want to ruin relationships over a ceremony & party that is for just one day.

    • Amber...Real Wife says:

      Not the same as Lea and Marysol have been friends for years, both are women and it’s an even match. Elaine ‘chasing’ Marysol was like KingKong, in heels, chasing MiaFarrow. He was a huge hulking MALE figure trying to intimidate and dominate Marysol while Marysol just wanted an explanation for Lea’s lack of empathy.

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        Also… everyone was ‘THERE’ for Lea during her traumatic time w/ her darling dog Leroy. However, she can’t take a moment to offer encouragement to an ex-friends mother with who she had a separate relationship as well? Low.

    • Orson – Elaine is a drag queen. It’s his act/job. Lauren Foster is transgender.

      • Orson says:

        For the record, I have a dear friend who is a m-f transgender. I wondered about Elaine because I’ve seen him on the show in drag in non-work situations.

  22. Orson says:

    Radar Online chimes in on T’s accusations that they’ve got a deal to be nice to M and paying her for stories. http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/10/real-housewives-new-jersey-teresa-giudice-lie-melissa-gorga-leak-stories-reunion/

    • kit9 says:

      Teresa lied? What a shocker! The only thing more absurd than T’s theory is that Teresa is getting her talking points directly from pro Teresa blogs again.

      • chismosa says:


        There was one thing she kept saying at the one on one WWH that was litra-lee taken from her fans. I forget what expression it was

  23. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

  24. VV says:

    RHOBH cast member that are/were actresses:

    Lisa Vanderpump ✔️
    Kim Richards ✔️
    Kyle Richards ✔️
    Joyce Giraud de Ohoven ✔️
    Carlton Gebbia ✔️
    Yolanda Foster ✖️
    Brandi Glanville ✖️

  25. VV says:

    How much are we to believe the storylines? We now know these things are Super Scripted.

  26. lulu says:

    OT tmobile employee (don’t know which one) sold my info to a PI. I’m not in fear for my life its just a sick person that keeps track of my whereabouts. What can I do? Would tmobile have a history of who accessed my account info? Could the employee erase it?

    • Mene Seela says:

      How creepy! How did you find that out?
      Actually, if you are being harrassed or followed I would take your tmobile service contract to an attorney. There maybe some damages caused by the tmobile employee. Sheesh!

      • lulu says:

        I’m very careful who I give out my cell phone number to. So when I get a call out of the woodwork I knows its a PI yet again.

        • Laineylainey says:

          That is creepy! What does PI mean?

          • lulu says:

            Private investigator laineyx2 I know but I can’t do one thing about it. I just hate when time goes by and all is quiet. Then boom another pathetic PI. I’m just soo over it.

    • AZGirl says:

      My first cell phone was with TMobile but it was sold to me by a store that carried all brands. Their contracts allow them to sell info to all other vendors which they carry. I shut it down after a year of crazy solicitations and went to Verizon. Been there ever since.

    • chismosa says:

      Oh my god Lulu !
      How did you find this out? This is CRAZY !

      I would seek out an attorney or at least talk to someone

    • California35 says:

      Oh lulu, do talk to someone if you are concern. I am very concern when it comes to this. There are people i rather not know my whereabouts 😦

      • lulu says:

        All my bills are autodraft I haven’t changed my address on a few bills. The utilities are in my dhs name. Sorry I hope your situation is not the same as mine 😦

        • TexasTart says:

          You two have my curiousity piqued….I can only guess there’s possibly an ex you are trying to lose. Whatever it’s about Lulu, I hope your DH knows about someone has a line on you. 😦

    • djprincessc says:

      That employee will def get fired, call the Tmobile store and ask for the manger and tell the manager you NEED their district managers phone number, tell them its serious but don’t say why as you don’t know if the manager could have done it. That is a very very serious crime. You could also sue Tmobile.

  27. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Oh no the Queens Husband got into a scuffle-I hope they are not talking about his new hip…poor Ken!


    • Laineylainey says:

      How horrible. What a nightmare.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        It’s terrible right? Poor Ken-he seems like a nice guy-first Yolanda slaps him and now this!

        • kit9 says:

          Something weird about this story. Ken got so seriously assaulted that it caused permanent damage but he didn’t call the cops or file criminal charges? Weird. The only mention of police is from the other party that Ken is now suing civilly.

  28. chismosa says:

    I know the source is funny but KooKoo is funny
    Seems to have quotes from JZ.

    And WHY hasn’t Andy been on her show yet? Their friends IRL no?


  29. Laineylainey says:

    Couldn’t! Couldn’t!

  30. Laineylainey says:

    I am finally watching Sons of Anarchy. Whoah. Hands some to be a “theme” of sorts.

    • California35 says:

      Uuhh! I have not watched last night. Is that what you are talking about ?

      • Laineylainey says:

        Did you watch last week? But, yes I was also referring to last night’s episode. One of the first scenes.

        • California35 says:

          I did watched last week, just not last night yet. I will tonight.

          Oh darn i cant talk to u about last night 😦

          But omg last week that poor guy who cant see or speak…

          • Laineylainey says:

            Otto..yes. He came through for the club, didn’t he?

            • lillybee says:

              Otto has become bsc.

              • Laineylainey says:

                Truly. That Toric guy was the last straw, the way he was having Otto tortured, that was so awful!!

                • California35 says:

                  It was 😦

                  I was feeling so bad about it and i questioned myself for watching. Of course i was watching away :-/ but I’m glad they ended that torture and that story. It was too disturbing.

                  • Laineylainey says:

                    It’s VERY DARK. Last night’s episode will probably be disturbing to you, too. There are some pretty horrible people in the world. Sometimes I wish I didn’t know about them, but like you…I’m still watching. I cover my eyes and then peek anyway. Oh and then I rewind!

      • Laineylainey says:

        They always have the coolest music, right?

    • California35 says:

      Hat is Tara planning anyways??

      • Laineylainey says:

        A way to get away safely with the kids. (I think). Away from “the queen”

        • California35 says:

          Yes, but not take them from Jax also. Right? by painting a bad picture of him. I dont know why but last week i got that impression…and that would not be good.

          • Laineylainey says:

            They are leading us to suspect that she is capable of taking them from Jax. I don’t know..I can’t see her doing that, but a mother’s love is pretty powerful.

            • California35 says:

              True – and that would be a more “shocker” than just take them from Emma.
              Also, funny how the one who was bad for her son, now is better than Emma to be with him.

              Yes! Great music 🙂 and Otto – he came through for them a lot of times. I was sooo happy about him. Also about not having that fanatic crazy guy after the sons and everyone around them.

              • Laineylainey says:

                Yes, his character has been key in moving along the plot. I enjoyed watching this Otto character.

    • Laineylainey says:

      OMGosh, Cali, you HAVE TO WATCH SOA. ¡Pronto! I just finished watching last night’s episode. ¡Ai Chihuahua!

  31. Nancy says:

    Congratulations Cityside. We (LA Dodgers) will be playing you next. Lots of luck. 🙂

  32. lillybee says:

    I am watching Andy’s show because he has Rachel Maddow on.

  33. Laineylainey says:

    Who will be watching be “American Horror Story Coven”? My dvr is recording it!!!

    • California35 says:

      I will check it out. The commercials are getting my attention this time around. I did not watch last season, but this story seem to be a total new one. Will check back later on the week after watching 🙂

      • Laineylainey says:

        One of my friends said he was confused by it.

        • California35 says:

          He? 😛 it may be more design for woman. It is about witches 😛 maybe that is why he was confused 😛

          Let’s find out and see if we may also find it confusing.

  34. Laineylainey says:

    I have caught a few minutes here and there of Jay Leno…the writing is atrocious. The jokes are absolutely UNFUNNY. He is a good interviewer and is naturally smart and quick-witted, so he does fine at the desk. but the monologues and comedy bits…it’s pathetic how very bad it is.

  35. looneylucy says:

    I’m with you on the monologues, Lainey. I’m watching Leno a lot since it’s his last year, but I don’t find his comedy funny at all. Tonite I’m watching Kimmel since he had Kanye West on. Some stupid twitter war the two had and Kanye was on to talk about it. Oh wait, I thought Kanye’s segment was over but as I type, the buffoon is still talking his nonsense. He and Kim deserve each other. What a narcissist.

    • Laineylainey says:

      “…the buffoon is still talking…” Loony, you kill me!! Haha! Ok, I’m glad it’s not just me…it’s not Jay, but his writers have got to go. It’s sad in a way.

  36. looneylucy says:

    Get the brain bleach. Somebody needs the tell that boy to STFU (Kanye).

    • Laineylainey says:

      Haha! I might have to youtube this one. You should start with the ear bleach, eye bleach and work your way up to your brain.

    • chismosa says:

      Wasnt that WILD Lucy!???
      He’s terrible ! His basic, essential problem: he can’t laugh at himself

      That’s it. End of story

  37. looneylucy says:

    Jay (and his wife) are an enigma to me. They chose not to have children (I’ve heard him say he doesn’t like kids). I know his wife is involved in charity big time..somewhere in Africa (I think?). That’s their choice, not knocking it, nor my business.

    Kanye is another Oprah. WTH? His schpeel (sp) gave me a headache, and I had the opportunity to turn the channel. I cannot even imagine living with his crap on a daily basis.

  38. djprincessc says:

    Powell i miss you tooooo!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤

  39. looneylucy says:

    G’nite all. Sleep tight.

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