The Amazing Race and RHONJ Lost Footage

RHONJ – Lost footage (that should have stayed lost) Part II

real-housewives-of-new-jersey-season-5-cast-and-info-rev_2I know I said I was done recapping this show but what the hell. For old time’s sake here we go. The show opened with the Guidice’s getting ready for Christmas. Maybe it didn’t open that way but who really cares? It was the only part worth watching. It had Milania footage. I personally think, that with all the franchises, this is the type of stuff that should be shown. It would be infinitely more enjoyable than the current canned Bravo HWs formula. Even most of part one was more enjoyable than anything we got on the show this season. Who didn’t laugh at drunk Joe and Rosie trying to help Gia with her homework (for the cameras or not, doesn’t matter to me)? We got to see Milania sliding down the rail with her new rack, Gia roll her eyes at the thought of spending time with her parents.. Making her 4 hours late for a party that she’s expected to make an appearance at. One of the reunion questions that we didn’t get to see had to do with Gia and her makeup.. T says she has to pick her battles so she just gave in on the makeup. The others agreed that is pretty much how it is in every family. I remember my mother scrubbing the war paint off of my sister’s face. Mom won that battle, until my sister got to school. There was a lot of baby Joey crying about his life and how everything is his sister’s fault. She did, after all, throw his Barbie doll, excuse me, action figure, out of a moving car, forever scaring him. There was a lot of other crap too. Most of the ‘lost footage’ was a ManzoidThon, I guess prepping us for whatever stinkfest of a spinoff they are cooking up. There was far more of them than there has been shown all season. If you actually like them, and care about what they had to say, find a rerun and watch the show. You won’t get any of it from me.

As for the rest of the show in general, Shit Happened and again, Who Cares? The end.

I will leave you all with this when it comes to NJ.. It was my pleasure to share this ride with you all in spite of differences of opinion. I am happy that for the most part, it didn’t turn into the knock down drag out fights we had last season. I am sad that the most likely reason for that is, many left after last season. I told NMD at the beginning that I would see it through to the end but, clearly, these people bring out the worse in me. It has nothing to do with them being family. It has everything to do with my zero tolerance for bullshit and being lied to, regardless of who is doing the lying. The more of it I witness, the more vile and ready to spit venom I become. I realize now what a mistake it was to actually commit to watching this crapfest, and if I Really hurt anyone’s feelings during the season (You all, not the NJ cast, couldn’t give a rat’s fat ass about them), You have my apology. I’m sorry.

I am particularly sorry for leaving our hostess, NoMoreDrama, hanging with only a couple regular season episodes to go. I know she didn’t want to commit to the show and definitely didn’t want to recap it. She pretty much gave me free reign in my recaps as you could clearly see and I am certain she held her breath on more than one occasion dreading what my recap may bring to the blog and privately. I respect this place for what it is but most of all, I respect and thank NMD, for letting me have my say. If I drove anyone away with my NJ rants, again, Sorry. Whether people agree with me or not, I do care about this fambly and everyone in it and enjoy my time here. In spite of how it may seem, I do respect your viewpoints and opinions about these TV characters, just as I would hope you respect mine. I went into this believing none of what I see is real and that all of these people are full of shit, I leave it with the same belief.

I will take this opportunity also, to thank Stars99 for providing the pictures at the beginning of the season for me and recapping the weekly excuses from these people. As well, Thanks, To our moms with kids on the spectrum for giving us real education on the subject of autism. To our twitter followers for giving us the up to date stuff on these asshats. To our eagle eyes and their spotting of the editing shenanigans. To the rest, for your healthy dose of snark on chat nights and blog days. Most of all, to Frito the dog, for pissing on the Manzo McMansion floor, demonstrating what I really think of this show.


Taken from the internet.

So with that, let’s get to something actually worth watching…..


The Amazing Race


The cast

This is late, apologies for that. Here is a quick review of what happened on the show.

Last week, NFL was eliminated due to flight delays. They made it to Lisbon but never made it out of the airport. Phil told them to just keep on flying because they’ve been eliminated. All teams were on the same flight to Norway, land of the vikings, the actual first ‘white men’ to hit the North American continent. Once they land, they have to take a ferry.

The first clue they get in Norway is a detour. The Detour was either slinging fish heads to be taken to a drying station or going to a drying station and collecting dried cod to make fish Jerky. All chose the first except Okies and Baseball wives (these two are really beginning to annoy me). Both tasks were hard physical labor especially for those pushing a wheelbarrow with a flat tire. The hanging heads task required them to find marked hanging poles. I guess they missed that in the directions because most failed that task until they noticed there were TAR marked poles. Always look for the marked apparatus people. Come On.. This is season 23. Have you people Never watched this show?

The next clue was a roadblock. One from each team, had to jump off of a bridge while held by an 80 foot rope (not a bungee) and drop themselves into the frigid arctic water. Then swim to a bouy to get their next clue.

That clue took them to a task where they had to hook up a sled holding a boulder, to a truck (Nice advertisement for the Ford Ranger), and drag it far enough to uncover their next clue and a sack of Nordic coins. TWO items. That part is very important. For some, tying the chains properly was the hard part, for others (Divorced), following instructions was the hard part). For the Ice Girls, Driving a manual transmission truck was the hard part. Why in the hell, does Anybody go on this show, without learning to drive a stick shift first? It happens every season. These two are annoying the hell out of me too. Ladies, especially those of you hoping to see a girl girl duo win, it isn’t going to happen this season. I have serious doubts about that. The 4 women comprising the 2 girl girl teams are as dumb as 4 rocks. In fact, if it were a contest, I would have to give it to the rocks. Divorced, didn’t get the clue but only the bag of coins.

The next location, I don’t remember the name of it but it’s a Nordic type home or hall, that has existed since 500AD. The first and only team we see arrive there are the beards (Hippies). They won $5000 each to do with as they please (much better than a trip IMO). While they won this part of leg 4, it continues, an Phil hands them their next clue. I forget where they are going next, we’ll pick that up next week.

Everyone got the clue at the boulder drag except Divorced. The rest of the teams know where they are supposed to go and Divorced, led by that dumbass, Marie, doesn’t have a clue. This woman, has bitched at the other teams in every leg so far about helping others out. Even her slave, Tim catches a rationing of her crap. It is no wonder these two are divorced. I would have pushed her off of a building somewhere and I doubt I would have been convicted. I don’t know, maybe it’s just for the show. Anyway, she has those two express passes and intends to hold on to the second until the end of the 5th leg when they must give it away. The only ones they are considering giving it to today, are the ER doctors because it was their mistake (Instructions) that put the passes in divorced’s hands. As the teams are scrambling to where the clue said they are to go, Divorced meets up with ER. ER offers to help but ONLY for the express pass, and Marie must hand it over before help is given. We are left without knowing if she did or not. We are also left without knowing who got to the mat last. Beards, told Marie to stick the express pass where the sun doesn’t shine.

Next week, leg 4 continues, and there is a double U Turn. See you then.

– SkinnyHound aka MelTheHound  aka WTFIJeff.


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554 Responses to The Amazing Race and RHONJ Lost Footage

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. OMG it was 41 degrees when I left for work this A.M. It’s colddddd. 😦 It’s supposed to warm up. I hope so.
    Yes Crapfest 2013 is overrrrrr MTH. I didn’t watch lost footage 1 or 2. Not sure I can bear it. Everyone have a great day.

    • Laineylainey says:

      You too, Powellypooh, I love hearing you talk about going to work. I took a personal day, cuz I’ll lose the personal days if I don’t use em and I had/have a bunch. So I slept in, gonna declutter a bit, sweep and then get ready to go to a Matinee today (DON JON).

    • SkinnyHound says:

      Whether or not it’s bearable depends on your tolerance for bullshit and all things Manzoid.

  2. I did watch Amazing Race and the Duck Dynasty lookalikes are my clear favorites at this point. I can’t wait for the “We have an express pass help us” couple to be GONE!

    • chismosa says:

      This seems to be the 2nd year in a row the people who got the express passes at first SUCKED.
      I’m sick of the couples …… No women’s teams ever have a chance to win. I’ve been a devout follower since S1. They need to do an all female season. It will never happen otherwise. 🙇🙇🙇🙇
      I like the ER docs. The duck dynasty guys remind me of the hippies who won a few seasons back.

      • HuskerHuny says:

        I agree – the bearded guys really remind me of the hippies from past years. Easy going and just having a lot of fun with it. My initial pick and still my favorites are the docs. I hope they drive off and leave that nasty girl and her hostage and that express pass. She’s annoying; I would have pushed her off that bridge with no bungee. The girl teams are weak. There was a girl team that won a few years ago – sisters who were athletes. Like Big Brother, they cast on looks before they consider intelligence or ability in general. I liked that the Okie boys helped the girls with the stick shift. Can’t believe that teams get on this show without knowing how to drive a manual.

        • chismosa says:

          There were girls who won? Ladies I should say

          Ok must look this up later on the computer proper.
          Thanks Husker.

          I just always feel it’s a team with at least 1 man that always win. 😦

          I need to learn stick shift for if I ever make it on the show. 😉

          • SkinnyHound says:

            I need to learn stick shift for if I ever make it on the show.
            Smart woman… See the recap above 😉

          • HuskerHuny says:

            Amazing Race season 18 had sisters who won it all. Can’t remember their names though.

            • LaineyLainey says:

              It happened when I wasn’t watching. That is so cool, cause there is so much strength related crap in these challenges. If there were challenges that required sarcasm and passive aggresiveness, T.V. TRIVIA from the 60s, 70s, 80’s, 90s,oddies, teen oddies,….then I’d be a CONTENDER!!! I could win that one.

              • MelTheHound says:

                LaineyLainey, I don’t know if you will see this but, there have been woman duo teams that have proven they can handle the ‘strength’ challenges. Derby Moms last season, took on all such challenges at the detours and made what I would call an impressive showing.

  3. skinnylulu says:

    Good morning!!!! Both boys have the roto virus thanks DH!! Crapfest has a new meaning this bright sunny morning. 😦 on the plus side both are very happy.

    Anyone watch Masters of sex last night? This episode was sad. Don’t want to give anything away! Well written.

    Who’s watching masterpiece theater “Paradise??”. Great series! Their scripted series are fantastic. I wonder if their reality series is more “real” then ours.

    • chismosa says:

      I still need to watch that on demand

      Don’t know that virus but be safe and hope it’s not too bad 😷😷

      • skinnylulu says:

        Have you watched Last Tango in Hailfax?

        Roto virus is common among children. I take the boys to playdates, and their activities. Its bound to happen unfortunately.

        • chismosa says:

          Skinny Lu- no I have not watched that. I hope it’s good. I have !
          My brother met michael sheen and said he was the nicest guy on the planet so I must watch M.o.Sex !

          My best friend has two little boys. So I’m sure she must have gotten this ….. Be well!

        • BB says:

          I liked Last Tango in Halifax. Hope they have a second season.

          • skinnylulu says:

            BB they are!! The second season js in the works! I’m sure call the midwives will come on before it.

          • Just Wondering In Jersey says:

            The second season has been approved and last I heard they have selected the cast as well. I really enjoyed it.

    • not THAT Jill says:

      Lulu-hope your boys get over the rotavirus quickly-it’s a nasty virus-anything that causes kids to poop more than usual is not fun!!!

      • skinnylulu says:

        This is the second round in over nine months. The only positive is it jump started ds’s potty training. TG!!! With the baby its different but I can’t imagine my 3YO in diapers ad this!?!?! Yikes

    • Powell says:

      Lulu I hope the boys are better soon. Poor you & them. I’m so far behind on tv. I’ve got WD, The Blacklist & M&Js & Boardwalk. And those are just the dramas. I am lovvving The Paradise. Anothr dept store drama. This was a book but not a real dept store right? I knew that cute little girl was going to be Diana’s co-worker. And I kinda figured the shop girls boss was proposed to by Diana’s uncle. If she had married him she would have had her own shop. I say Diana & The Paradise owner are going to have a relationship. I hope this is like Downton and is a recurring drama. Oh & I don’t trust the store detective.

    • BB says:

      I DVR’d Paradise. I’m sure it’s good if it’s anything like their other scripted series have been. I’m hooked.

      • skinnylulu says:

        Bb I’m hopelessly addicted to pbs dramas! Paradise so far is really good!

        • Just Wondering In Jersey says:

          I’m watching it but I liked Selfridges better. The person who owns the Paradise needs a personality.

    • Laineylainey says:

      Lulu, I feel for you. It will be a challenge, but try to keep them hydrated. Even if its Popsicles.

  4. chismosa says:

    Just putting this in now because I don’t want to hear spoilers of Wendy or Barf later:

    ((VV I’m watching Barf to view her HS reunion. Ahem))

    Is anyone else still trying to mentally process Homeland ??!!?!?!?!?!!!

    Re: the 🎄🎄event at Tre’s – (fake tree!?!?? Why!!! So sad) 
    Audrianna looks to be hitting just like the example set by Milania ! 
    Did Milania actually say the F word when she was putting up the decoration on the railing ? I rewound and listened like 4x and it seemed to be her ?!?!?! I get the girl has charisma (〰〰〰〰) but simmahhhhhhh 
    ????🚫🚫🚫again not sure, it was a mumble, her cheeks were moving and I checked quite a few times. 
    My audio and video are quite good for catching slip ups. 
    I agree with whoever said that this extras show was just a showcase for the Manzoid spinoff (pilot 1 episode only hopefully please baby Jesus 🙏)!!
    Methinks that this stupid crap with the babies and needing roommates and Lauren and her stupid D-level problems are being all filmed in conjunction with when these extras were filmed. I’m going to look for signs in Lauren’s chest size and overall size when the pilot airs. (I’m not a Nielsen house so it’s find I won’t affect bravo ratings – hi Simon!) 
    And they sprinkled in some Milania for the hardcore Milania fans 
    Didn’t Caroline have lipo or a tummy tuck ? How is she “not a fan”of plastic surgery??? And maybe Albert had some corrective sucking and chipping of excess skin like many others after major weight loss, especially quick weight loss. 
    Aren’t something like 45% of womens’ breasts all uneven ? 
    Sorry I know everyone hates Joey walnuts but the bit@* in tacky Leger with extensions spat at him in Italian before either he or Teresa said anything. Such manipulation. Production probably told her to go complain loudly about him to others. 🙄
    It seemed to run in one full shot through. Such manipulation. 
    Kim D must be on the payroll by sirens. How hysterical that not any of those stupid parties or the one by the chin/jaw lady Jennifer’s aired in the regular season. (Was that Lil Kim they blurred out? I’m sure she wanted nothing to do on this show) Haha 
    Instead she’s left to the Z listed extras episodes. 🙋🙋
    Rhinoplasty travesty
    Why didn’t Andy ask Jacq about her new nose ? And Melissa may have gotten one but I also think Tre got some stuff done between lake George and reunion. 🌲🌳🌴-huggers don’t ask that of Andy. Fillers, slight rhino 🐂on the bulb and I think lipo on her jaw, which I think Nene got too recently. Looks great. 
    Snoozefest. I have to be ready for queen of all good face work –the “chortler” , literally, according to my closed captions, on tonight’s WWH. Lord help our ears. 👂👂👂💨💨💨📢📢📢
    Have a great Munday everyone. 💊💊💉🚬

    • not THAT Jill says:

      I have a fake Christmas tree…I love it-it’s beautiful. It makes decorating much more enjoyable b/c I can put it up whenever I wants and there is no mess and most importantly-no fighting with my husband about getting the tree and putting it in the stand and so forth. I’m so glad the NJ mess is over-the whole season was stupid and pointless-just regurgitated crap from seasons past-I really do not care about anyone on the show-they are all messy and broken and it’s their own faults. Good riddance to them…bring on BH and some Brandi messiness!!!!

      • chismosa says:

        I don’t think I can be friends with you over that but ….

        Hope you had a fun trip (🍻🍺🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺)
        And I hear you …. Glad but I’m sad because all I’ll be invested in is Shahs and Gone with the Wind fabulous but seeing a 5/6 year old possibly say the f word made me a little taken aback. Not Walking Dead or Homeland taken aback but still …. A moment.

        Ok have a great day Ashy

        • not THAT Jill says:

          I had a fab trip 🍺🍺🍺🍺 -quick but lots of fun
          Sorry about my fake tree🎄🎄🎄…I hope we can move past this hic-up (thank Brandi for that spelling) and move on!!!

      • BB says:

        I finally broke down and used a fake tree last year. It was soooooo much easier than the real ones we’ve had since my kids were little. My kids are mad at me for giving in, but I told them they live on their own, they can have the real trees now. I bought a nice Martha Stewart one from K-mart. It’s pretty. lol

      • Rebecca says:

        Why a fake tree?

        First of all, it’s better for the environment. (LEED certified poster here)and the bigger reason- A L L E R G I E S

      • Laineylainey says:

        We were allergic to the natural trees. No more allergies for us!

    • VV says:

      I don’t know if she said the F word or not.

      Joey Gorga and Melissa had this sadistic look on their faces when ONCE AGAIN, he insulted his sister. They are a pathetic couple and DO DESERVE EACH OTHER.

      My husband suffers from allergies. Can’t have a real tree at home.

      What was that Carolina THE DON telling everybody what to do and this sanctimonious vomit of a person gets to try for a pilot?

      • chismosa says:

        VV because it was her SWAN SONG 🐦🐦🐚🎼🎵🎵
        She’s done. Has to do the babies’ show and that’s it.
        Now we have to put up with the super baby doll Laurita daughter coming on. 💩💩💩

        I think they filmed simultaneously ……

        She’s been the Don since season 1. I have to look up Lynn’s old blog around then …..

        • VV says:

          I know she’s been the Don forever. I hate it when “order” people to do something and the “followers” do it what a bunch of cows (Wakiles, Lauritas,Gorgas). It was like out everybody and out they went.

          • chismosa says:

            Yeah that was especially bad last night.
            When she made the proclamation for all reality-land: “Joey I want to leave Now. I want to leave NOW Joey”. Trumpets flared. 🎷🎺🎺🎺🎺

      • rabblerouser2010R says:

        Hiall, I kind of heard what I thought was the F-word and wondered the samething…but then it occured to me that it is Bravo were are talking about…and since they didn’t actually show video of the word coming out of her mouth…I chalked it up to bad dubbing and manipulation.

        Don’t me wrong, I do think it’s possible for little one sometimes to drop F bombs that that have over heard, not to long ago I heard Ryanne say “What the Falk”…while she was in the back seat. I swear my head must of snapped back and spun around just like in the Excertist. I asked. WHAT DID YOU SAY…and without a beat she said I said “What the heck”.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Always have a real tree in my house! That fake one that Joe was putting up looked pretty sad; probably because Melania tried to climb it.

    • SkinnyHound says:

      Why a fake Christmas tree? Because with the last real one I had, I was still finding needles from the damn thing 4 years later. Fake ones, you take them apart, put them back in the box, and put them away, No fuss, Now, if I put one up at all, this is the one.

      • Anne says:

        The Charlie Brown tree! My favorite holiday show and album, with Holiday Inn in black and white a close second. My sister and brother-in-law have one (along with decorations for every inch of their house) and it has a place of honor in their home over the holidays. I don’t bother with a tree — fake or real. I burn Yankee candles — evergreen, christmas cookies and spiced to get in the holiday spirit.

        • SkinnyHound says:

          I use to go all out. Lights strung everywhere. Inside and out. Lionel Trains around the tree. Over the years, my trees have gotten progressively shorter, Anymore I find them a huge pain in the ass. My sister gave me that one a few years ago as a joke but, It fits nicely into it’s box, sets up and is decorated in 5 minutes, and comes down and gets put away just as fast.

        • Powell says:

          I mostly grew up w/fake trees but they looked very real all decked out. I haven’t put up a tree in 3 yrs except for a “Charlie Brown” tree. Of course it is much more fuller. 🙂

        • 2Stupid says:

          Anne we must of been switched at birth. Now if you will add in a close third the Bells of St. Mary I am questioning my parents right now. My husband got me the combo pack of Holiday Inn that has both black and white and colorized version and my kids can’t possibly understand why I prefer the black and white version. My children have to watch it several times at Christmas break. Also, chiming in on the trees always get a real on Thanksgiving night. The man who runs the lot emails me to let me know when they are coming from NC.

          • Anne says:

            Hmm — I think I may need to have a chat with my dad. Gotta love Bing Crosby and when you include Ingrid Bergman into the mix. We have a winner. Although I have to say that Rudolph (narration by Burl Ives) and Santa Claus is Coming to Town (narration by Fred Astaire) rank up pretty high on my list too.

            In terms of the classic black and white movies, don’t forget Christmas in Connecticut — the original with Barbara Stanwyck — not the remake. That was a favorite of my parents who used to crack up laughing everytime we watched it.

            My sisters and I grew up watching old movies from the 30’s and 40’s, even though we were born in the 60’s. Mom and Dad loved them and taught us to love them too.

    • TexasTart says:

      Chismosa, get ready to be extra sad, because I don’t put up a tree! I see that I am in good company with Anne in that respect – and that is a rare find, I’ll tell ya’! However, now that I’ve seen MTH tree – I’m interested in having one like that! 😉

      I do not think Milania said the f-word! Geez, we have seen that scene over and over and no one has ever said they thought they heard that!

      Donna, do you still have your CC version recorded from last night to check? If not, I’ll put it on CC tonight and tell you what she said.

      • TexasTart says:

        Chismosa, I was mistaken on the Milania scene you spoke was not going down the railing – lime you said it was while decorating the railing. You are right! You can not see her mouth , but whatever she said was bleeped out in audio and CC!

  5. chismosa says:

    @ SHANNON- I neglected a happy birthday yesterday – so happy belated ! 🎉🎊🎁🎉🎊🎁🎉🎉🎁🎉🎉🎁🎉🎁🎉🎁🎉

  6. MTH!
    Thanks for the final recap…”Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in!”
    We had to get a new DVR on Saturday and for some reason the damn thing did not automatically KNOW that I need my HW fix…so, I am DVRing this evenings re-run of what I missed last night. As always, thanks for acknowledging the people that “TEACH AUTISM”….lol!
    And a note from part 1, who else was disgusted by Joey and Richie’s conversation with the young Wakile??? What disgusts me the most about this is these FATHERS have DAUGHTERS! They are encouraging a young man to treat young girls with disrespects…young girls just like their daughters. I don’t think there is anything more disgusting than that!

    • TexasTart says:

      I saw Part 1 flipping channels one day and wish I never did. Joey and Richie with Wakile Jr was beyond disgusting and for the reasons you point out….oh, and because Kathy does not step in and stop that nasty talk and motions, OMG!

      Pretty sure, I can not remember every disgusting HW scene, lol, but this was a minor which is my huge objection. It’s safe to say most disgusting scenes involve these two men of all the franchises, so the best of my recollection that was the single most disgusting segment EVER in Real Housewives. It never should have seen the light of day and really could someone please investigate these perverts?!

      MTH – that was a nice season wrap you wrote, as always, thank you for your contributions to the blog. I don’t know how you can put up with CBS on Sunday night, it’s no surprise that didn’t record!

      • SkinnyHound says:

        You’re welcome TexasT… The DVR did record but with whatever sports related programming delay happened, I don’t have the end of the show (TAR). I do know what happened though.

    • SkinnyHound says:

      TSOLWA, You’re welcome. I never realistically expected to learn anything from the show but I was surprised by how many people here are dealing with it. They say one in eight are autistic but I have never met one, not that I know of anyway.

      I did see the part one, the scene with them trying to teach the kid how to get some. Yes, I found it disgusting.. Those two better hope their daughters don’t come home pregnant or with an STD, after a pool table date.

  7. chismosa says:

    I hope it’s ok I put this link on here ??

    I’m printing this quote out to frame it:
    Kelly shared about her love of fragrance, “Some people love to eat. I love to smell.”

    Nice dress. Will hit her right at where that odd bone protrudes out of her chest.

  8. VV says:

    You did great with The Crapfest 2013 recaps. You took on something NOBODY wanted to do and did it for us and for that we are grateful. Well Done 👏👏👏👏👏👏

  9. AZGirl says:

    Good morning everyone. Cold this a.m. High about 85 today. Thank you Jeff for the great recaps. You are the best!
    Thank you NMD for all you do in keeping this blog going. We all appreciate your hard work.
    Watch Boardwalk Empire. So good.

  10. HuskerHuny says:

    It’s a cool 33 degrees here in Huskerland. I have the day off work but I plan on getting in as much house cleaning as possible. This may be my last chance before the holidays. Hard to believe that the season is quickly approaching. Dusting, vacuuming, throwing away, putting away, rearranging, etc. Chili on the stove. Good day to all of you!

  11. Rebecca says:

    So Maria the assistant had something to say to Baby Joey, and started putting on a show for the cameras (as directed) but was actually very civilized to to Joey, whom it was painfully obvious that he already knew her. It didn’t start getting stupid until Caroline the Dramatic started in on her bullshit (leave by yourself, you old hag). Then Kathy and Rosie puffed out their chests to thug it up. It’s quite obvious which group is “bringing the drama” and which one (Tre and Juicy) viewers prefer to watch.

    Did anyone catch the Bonnie Boozehead Grippe rant to Teresa yesterday? Somebody commit this woman and her daughter already!

  12. plainviewsue says:

    Thank you MTH for giving us your final swan song for RHONJ!! Your efforts to get through this crap fest season was most appreciated.

    After watching this episode, I’ll say it again. What idiot at Bravo thinks that the Manzos could sell a show????

    The children (YES CHILDREN) are perpetual whiners. Caroline continues to believe that she is the best example of a mother there is.

    If I hear one more time from Caroline how her children are spreading their wings and soaring, I will seriously barf.

    Albie and Chris need to have their own lives. Work together in business is fine. But living together and being together every second of the day is not healthy. Chritopher calls out his brother that he has no friends and is anti social (just like his mama).

    I enjoyed watching the Guidice girls.

    I loved Kim D’s assistant Maria!!!! For once somebody sticks up for Teresa, and they all go ballistic. It’s okay for Caroline to say to Melissa that Teresa won’t be happy until Melissa is out of their lives and everyone stands there and nods. But it’s not okay for someone to say to Joey this is your sister. Your only sister. And I loved how she also called out Richie.

    Every other word out of Richie’s mouth is disgusting. Sorry, if someone called my mom a liar or my dad a coward, they would be out of my life.

  13. plainviewsue says:

    One other thing. Again, Melissa lying about her sisters tweeting. She literally said my sisters never mean tweet. They only tweet positive. Then in the next breath says my sisters will always defend me.

    Bring on Beverly Hills!!!!

    • not THAT Jill says:

      That was such a dumb lie-she should have just eggmitted that they did mean tweet and they all need to stop…it’s hard for these NJ women to tell the truth about anything!!!

    • mrs peabody says:

      If Tre was on top of things she would have pulled out her sheet of paper with the copies of all the mean tweets. Doesn’t she watch the other housewive’s reunion shows? they are all prepared to back up what is said in texts and emails.

  14. skinnylulu says:

    Alright spill it if you could…..who would you………… 😉

  15. Exit4 says:

    I have a fake tree also! I always had real ones-but eventually I realized I had to go fake before I ended up in divorce court! OCD people are not fun putting up a tree with (that would be me)! It had to be perfectly symmetrical, perfectly straight and don’t even get me started about the time I let my husband do the lights unsupervised. He wrapped as opposed to draped. Lol there’s a high end garden store by my house, so I stopped in and the fake trees were beautiful. They look real-it’s amazing. And it’s prelit. I wasn’t paying $500 for a tree though, so I waited until after the holidays and snagged one at 60% off. This year will be 5 years, so it paid for itself really. It is a lot easier. When the kids are older Ill go back probably. I do miss the smell!

    Now that Jersey is over-I figure by the end of this week the casting news will come out. I wonder if there will be any surprises?

  16. Laineylainey says:

    KKB says she loves to smell. Her words.

  17. AZGirl says:

    I bought a fake tree 10 years ago at Sam’s Club and it is great. Mr. AZGirl hates putting up a tree. I can do it myself and no fire danger. Here in AZ the trees are so dry you can only have them up about a week. Now I have my tree up for 2 weeks.

    • Exit4 says:

      The last year we had a real tree we had a dry one. Bad batch I guess-we couldn’t keep the water in it and the needles were everywhere! One year, pre kids when were still in a condo the tree fell. Never saw my cat move so fast…since he was under it. I remember telling my husband-it’s leaning too far, he said I was crazy and a few hours later-tree down! I used glass balls then-no more! Half of them broke-and now with kids it’s a little dangerous. My older one got cut one year. They just cannot keep their hands off the decorations! Or the manger. Last year I found the 3 wise men in the downstairs bathroom.

      • AZGirl says:

        I love the handmade ornaments that my boys made in school. Now that they are grown it so much fun to get them out and hang them on the tree. One year the teachers used shredded wheat to make small wreaths. Painted them green and put their class pictures in the middle.
        One friend who’s kids attended the same school was amazed that I still had those ornaments. She said her dogs ate the wreaths the first Christmas they hung them. 🙂

  18. AZGirl says:

    All About the Real Housewives site is a clip never before seen with Teresa and Joey. Joey telling Teresa horrible things. This guy is scum. Nothing that Teresa may have done warrants his rants. Bravo needs to get him and his ridiculous wife off the show.

    • not THAT Jill says:

      I just saw that clip-he is totally acting for the camera and Teresa is refusing to engage. He wanted it to be a show stopping scene and it turned out to be him looking like an ass…

        • lori says:

          Watched the video. Interesting at the end Joey says Teresa likes to cause drama when she’s lying (or something like that) and the only person I saw trying to cause drama was him. IMO she was right to walk away nothing positive was going to come from that convo.

        • VV says:

          Because he got on the show to get close to his sister (insert vomit). He didn’t go on the show for fame 🙄

        • plainviewsue says:

          Like the writer of that blogger said, Joe is seriously the worst brother in the world. The end.

        • TexasTart says:

          Thanks, Jill.
          Joey Gorga made a premeditated attack on his sister without cause. He did it in public and for the camera. He perpetuated it, she was very controlled and even tempered and did not fall for his trap, but separated herself from his manic ways. And with that, he turns the whole thing into being her fault. Again, again and again. And they want this POS back on the show? KMN. Maybe it’s time to start the “I hate Joey Gorga” website.

          • rabblerouser2010R says:

            I think the hardest thing to watch about that clip is how when Melissa said something like “See, it’s always Joe who is the one to ‘try'”. . As if baby Joey went over to kiss his sister Hello and she rejected him by leaving.

        • trudie says:

          That was on the Lost Footage last night. He is a despicable little man. Also on the Lost Footage was Kathy bemoaning the fact that T was still upset that K called T’s parents liars. Joe just stood there like it didn’t bother him at all. Aren’t they his parents too?

          I don’t think I have ever seen a man drink a cocktail out of a cocktail straw before.

  19. mrs peabody says:

    I don’t know about everyone else on here but that scene with Joey talking to his sister at that party was very disturbing to me. I think it showed how really mean of a brother he is and has been to her. I don’t think it’s all Melissa in his ear and think he is just as much as fault as her in the tre bashing department. I think she feeds into his jealousy and hatred of his sister and together they are horrible people. If I were tre I would have written him off a long time ago. That scene told me everything I need to know about the 2 of them both alone and together as a couple. I also think we saw the real Kathy at the tail end of the show when they were leaving the event. I don’t think she thinks there is anything wrong with the way her husband talks. I just wonder how they’d feel if their daughter’s boyfriend’s father talked about their daughter the way Richie talks. Disgusting people.

  20. VV says:

    The only time Rosie was likable was with scenes with Juicy. If she’s a solo act. She can’t pool that off. Scene of Rosie and Kathy are boring. I don’t get why bringing Rosie back. There is an agenda here and Bravo will execute with Rosie who’s too dumb to know she will be used.

  21. AZGirl says:

    That clip shows Joey drinking a mixed drink with a cocktail straw. Is that an east coast thing? I don’t know any man that does that. Really kinda….like a girl?

  22. Powell says:

    MTH you blogging Crapfest 2013 was the most fun I got out of the NJ cast. Warts & all it was fun. 🙂

  23. Powell says:

    LOL MTH. This family sure does have eagle eyes. I always have to watch several times to get all the editing gafs. I don’t think I’d get half the stuff if it wasn’t for everyone here.

    • SkinnyHound says:

      That is one of the reasons I enjoy the lets chat nights here. Even if I am not participating, The shenanigans are always caught. Like reflections in mirrors when a person is not even in the room. I suspect that now that the 4th wall has been broken down, we (our eagle eyes) will catch Many on other franchises. I doubt NJ is unique when it comes to creative editing.

  24. SkinnyHound says:

    Blog updated with TAR recap (of sorts) 😀

  25. AZGirl says:

    What is with the “skinny” before the names? What did I miss?

    • mrs peabody says:

      I don’t know but I’d love to be Skinny Mrs Peabody again instead of fat mrs Peabody.

    • SkinnyHound says:

      It started the other day when yet again, there was debate about which HW, Teresa or Bethenny, first used the word skinny in her branding. It had been confirmed, by looking at actual government registered trademarks, that Bethenny did, by about 2 or 3 years so for us here, the debate is ended. We are the intelligent ones though so I doubt the debate has actually ended. Go back to Friday or Saturday’s blog comments and you will find a link that says among other things, that Andy and Bethenny, are plotting to take Teresa down. Something about disguising a male producer as a female, to go on the show, and accomplish this amazing feat,

      • VV says:

        It was also established that Skinny Bitch trademark was done in 2005 years before Bethenny Frankenstein and in my opinion it served as an inspiration (cough-cough) to Bethenny’s logo and brand.

        • SkinnyHound says:

          Probably did.. As I said in the comments that day, first known use of the word, 540 years ago and it has probably been used in product names once or twice in that time before 2005.

    • TexasTart says:

      The debate was hot and heavy this weekend as to who owned the “skinny” branded/named this or that first and Orson started by changing his screen name and others followed…it was the most hilarious thing to happen on the blog all weekend, from my perspective at least!

    • AZGirl says:

      Mr. AZGirl was playing his stupid computer game (Civilization VI) all weekend and I was unable to get on the blog. Youse guys crack me up.

    • Skinny Orson says:

      You know, you can be skinny too.Just change your name in the window that pops up below the leave a reply window. You’ll go into moderation, though.

  26. rabblerouser2010R says:

    HI everyone, thanks for the blogs.
    I feel asleep yesterday before the show ended…which was good as I had an early day. I had to get up at 540Am to get ready to head out to my interview and civics test for my US citizenship test.

    I PASSED….

    now I just need to wait until my oath ceremony and I will be a USC.


  27. California35 says:

    “Most of all, to Frito the dog, for pissing on the Manzo McMansion floor, demonstrating what I really think of this show.”

  28. California35 says:

    So is it over? For real now? Bravo does stretches these shows. Long seasons, multiple part reunions, multiple lost footage. Yikes! Finally overrrr… Moving one, neeeext!! 😛

  29. plainviewsue says:

    New Jersey is finally over!!! I don’t watch Miami or Atlanta, so I will have a couple of weeks before RHOBH comes back.

    • Noelle says:

      I’m je fini Bravo! (My girls are home ill and have been speaking French to one another all day! I’m so Sure it’s not about me!? 😉 ) I had 4 yrs. of French…back in the day, so yah, so not up to par! LOL

      Anyhoo, done with Bravo! (As I stated above in my fluid French!)
      No more!
      I started watching Bravo because of Top Chef & Project Runway and got suckered into NJ because I liked NY. Done with them all! I’m so proud of me! (not at all really, Netflix is now my buddy as well as a good book!)

      I must tell you sue, If that Coma Kathy or her belligerent, illterate, dumbphuck(ty MTH) of a husband so much as utter 1 more disgusting, foul, or degrading twit to/about you…I may have to go ‘Winchester Brothers’ on his azz!

      You are one of the nicest peeps here(twitter too) and do NOT deserve the sh!t you get.

      That is all. xoxo

      • plainviewsue says:

        I am so glad that I came on the blog one last time before shutting down computer. Noelle, that was so sweet of you to post!!!

        Richie has been on good behavior for now!

        What’s your twitter name? Want to make sure that I follow you. DM me on twitter or tweet me!

        • Noelle says:

          I’m not all that sweet, but I know what I know.
          My acct is protected (work related.)
          I’ll DM.

  30. I haven’t watched NJ since I said I wouldn’t, I am SOOO looking forward to NY and BH, need a fix!!! I really am enjoying The AR!!! The last few seasons, not so much, but this season has been fun to watch… I remember learning to drive a stick in the high school parking lot, I love driving sticks but once I had kids, I needed to have one hand free at all times, lol! But the knowledge came in handy when I had to drive a forklift, lol!!! I am behind in my TV watching still need to watch Walking Dead and Homeland…I watched Downton Abbey instead…so good, no spoilers, I promise.

    Have a sinus problem, any prayers or good thoughts would be appreciated! Oh and my daughter applied for a job and had a phone interview today so good thoughts for that….could really help her psyche!! 🙂

    Oh and on the fake tree situation. I have had mine for 15 years, I think I might get a new one this year. My Dad gave me the one I have and I might be ready to let go of it. 😦 It has individual branches, it’s a lot of work. But I have horrible sensitivities to all smells/fragrances (Kellys), so a real tree would kill me, lol. And the year I found Lynn’s site, I was so sick that the tree stayed up until August, cuz nobody wanted to take it down. 🙂

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      Hi PP

      i hope you are feeling better. Sinus issues can really be a headache.
      It seems like 9 times out of 10 when I get a cold it turns into a sinus infection.

      I hope everything goes well for your darling girl.

    • SkinnyHound says:

      Good thoughts your way Princess and while I’m at it, for your daughter too (as far as I know, the others are healthy). My trees typically stay up til March because I’m too lazy to take them down. The dog doesn’t care so, neither do I 😉

      • Thanks!! I always want to take the tree down sooner than the rest of the family. Hopefully with an easier tree I will be willing to let it stay up longer. But when the “clean up” mood strikes me, watch out!! I think I am willing to let go of the tree this year, I haven’t in past years but it’s not my Dad, it’s just something he gave me….rut roh, I don’t think crying is good for my sinuses…..

      • not THAT Jill says:

        One year I left my real tree up until St.Patricks day-the only reason I finally threw it out was b/c I was having a party and I didn’t think the tree was Irish enought o be at the party! This was a long time ago when I was young and single…and LAZY!!
        Feel better PP!!!

    • Laineylainey says:

      Good luck to the Beanie Boo! She must be feeling pretty good these days!

    • TexasTart says:

      Hi there, missed you around here lately. Maybe I can get back my PrincessPindy fix, now that NJ is over?! I’m looking forward to BH too! I drive sticks and I also have forklift driving in my portfolio, lol. Actually our business has a forklift and I only drive it if no one else is available.
      Best of luck to your daughter and I sure hope you get to feeling better soon and don’t get a sinus infection…that must be hard to get though some things without anti-biotics.

      • LOL! I can’t wait, I don’t “do” Miami either… 😦 I worked at a carpet company and had to fit my big pole into the roll of carpet and take it off the truck and put it on the shelf, lol!! I loved the look on the delivery guys face when I would kick off my heels and jump up into the fork lift, hee hee!!

    • Just Wondering In Jersey says:

      I’m in the allergic to smells/fragrances category myself. Asthma symptoms ensue. I feel for you and hope you recover soon.

      • It’s horrible isn’t it! I get the asthma symptoms and upset stomach. This is the worst time of the year cuz the cinnamon fireplace logs are going to start showing up everywhere, blech

        • Just Wondering In Jersey says:

          It is horrible and it has been getting progressively worse. I remember back in the old days when I could actually wear some perfumes. Never again.

          • I was just reminiscing about all the perfumes I use to wear. Everything in my house is fragrance free….because I have learned there is a difference between unscented and fragrance free and even some of the ff stuff smells, ugh!!

    • chismosa says:

      Good luck with the sinuses Princess. Maybe go to an ENT to get scoped if this is happening often ?? Doesn’t hurt at all.
      I hate antibiotics.

      Good luck to your daughter

      And I still don’t understand your gravatar but it’s cool ✔️

  31. TexasTart says:

  32. TexasTart says:

    Please don’t embarass us Lea.

  33. Noelle says:

    Nancy, djprin:
    Where are youse???

    • Noelle says:

      I’m East, you’re all west. 😉

      • NotSkinnycauseiwontstopeatingLAINEY says:

        Speaking of east and west, I hear Kanye and Kim are ready for another baby. (North and south?)

        • chismosa says:

          Lainey you’re NAME !!

          I’m DYING HERE !!!!


          • LaineyLainey says:

            haha…i changed it to NOT SKINNY LAINEY, cause that name sounded a little….porny? Nevermind me, I went to see Don Jon yesterday, so my brain is skewed and will be for a little while.

  34. VV says:

    Criptic messages from BetheNO Frankenstein.

    @Bethenny: The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

    Original Message:

    • Noelle says:

      Maybe NOT cryptic…Just trying to be funny and Failing badly!?!!

      • VV says:

        She did something similar with “Spilling the beans” back at around rumors of her divorce.

        bethennyfrankel’s photo

        ***Disclaimer. This is all my opinion.

        • Noelle says:

          I’ve never saw that one.

          She’s so clever and we’re so ignorat! Dumbasz!!

        • chismosa says:

          Who’s Bryan ?

          Disclaimer: I’m with you VV

          I can’t wait to see if Warren wisks her away to the Maldives or wherever for her birthday to celebrate her and her MOM’s birthday. Lol

          • not THAT Jill says:

            I hope he does in fact whisk her away and then I hope she comes back and tells Jason to the apartment that Skinny Girl bought and shove it straight up his….

            • chismosa says:

              Cool just so she can take ownership of being the one who used him as a sperm donor. SHE wanted the divorce so stop saying everyday on your show “it’s so so HARD”

              STFU! You took vows you ugly cow. We know this means nothing …. You cheated before. With the best friend.

              Yes Jason fell in love with the wrong person. Not saying he didn’t. She’s so gross I just can’t. She looks worse and worse every day,I am crossing fingers they cancel her ! Can’t wait to see what A -listers she booked for sweeps 😹😹😹

              …..still 💗 ya WIG

              • not THAT Jill says:

                The sperm donor thing I don’t get-she married him after he donated his sperm. If she took ownership of his sperm and then kicked his sorry ass to the curb maybe I would get the donor angle. The divorce is hard because Jason is a cry baby-he signed a prenup but now regrets it-too bad. She cheated before-so that means she should never have anything good in her life again. Her show is really not a show that A-listers would be on so I’m not surprised by the people I see on her show. I think her show will be cancelled as most talk shows are but it doesn’t matter-she doesn’t need the show-she loves doing it but she doesn’t NEED it…she has plenty of money.

                • not THAT Jill says:

                  Ashy ❤️ WIG….

                • kit9 says:

                  Her show going down isn’t a big failure for her. TS are very difficult to make successful and I’m sure she knew that going in. Much bigger, better known celebrities have failed. Couric’s isn’t doing well, for example. Actually, just to have taken it national was a big accomplishment for a lowly Bravolebrity. I think she’d be successful with a straight cooking show. Or, of course, she could just sit back and count her money.

                  • chismosa says:

                    Kit I heard that about Katie and mentioned it here too.

                    It just has to BURN so bad for such a person like Beth if and when the show doesn’t succeed.


                • chismosa says:

                  The second sentence wouldn’t work because it wouldn’t jive with her “image” that had been cultivated over years at the Bravo shows.

                  Still love ya 🎄🎄🎄

              • VV says:

                IT IS NOT “ugly cow”…IT IS SKINNYCOW!! get with the program Chisnina!!!! 😜

          • Noelle says:

            Who is Bryan and or Warren for that matter?
            So out of the loop, I guess….

            • chismosa says:

              I still don’t know Bryan.

              Warren is her “””””alleged””””” super close friend whom she goes on vacations with, even during being married pre-announcing divorce.
              Old “good” friend whom I never saw at the wedding at the four seasons.

              • not THAT Jill says:

                chismosa-everyone knows you NEVER invite your lover to your wedding…that would be coming from a place of HO not yes or NO!!!

                • chismosa says:

                  Jill that’s freakin hysterical. Very Lainey-like. I’m writing it down.

                  A place of HO! Hahahaha

                  • not THAT Jill says:

                    Did you just call me “Lainey-like”??? What a compliment!! She is funny that Lainey!!!

              • Noelle says:

                Okay, The ugly billionare?
                And how is it I can’t find my keys yet I can totally hear Phadrea in my ear saying: “Everybody knows when a ugly man stands on his wallet, he becomes a Prince!”
                Oy Vey!

  35. djprincessc says:

    Am I the only one who noticed that Caroline got REALLY nervous when Kim D’s assistant started talking to Joe?? I mean the way Caroline demanded she wanted to leave and told them all “We’re leaving!!” over and over. What was she so scared of?? Why the hurry to leave the second the girl had something to say?? Something isn’t right, there is more than what we saw going on.

    • VV says:

      No, DJ it was very ODD. Why such determination to stop filming by way if leaving the set?
      Caroline Manzo has Andy Cohen and The Siren Producers balls locked up in a box. However, after watching last night it was confirmed that she also keeps Wakile, Gorga, Laurita balls in the same place. The other woman follow because it’s a number game for them.

    • Noelle says:

      I left you a msge^^^^with Nancy.
      I know nothing of what you speak of!

      • Cusi77 says:

        I noticed that too! She was almost in panic! That girl called her “F#ng fat grandma …” Those things that let you thinking Hmmm… Caroline was afraid the girl was going to spill the beans on something that could bring her perfect image of a “Marriage” she pretend the viewers to believe…

        I just recall how JoeGo and Caroline at The previous Reunion when Kim D arrived, they asked to first talk to her (like Kim D owned them) they didn’t want to be in the wrong side of Kim D!

    • chismosa says:

      DJ – Caro was also calling that stupid low rent bit** who yelled at Joe out of nowhere (to show off her Italian and HL and extensions) by –exact–name. Caro knew them verrrrrrry well.
      Kim was fighting with that jaw woman last week and saying “at least I don’t give up my kids” or ” at least I don’t go have kids from different fathers” – the one who’s friends with lil Kim (who I think was at her fashion show and was blurred out) — AND 
      We know Kim spilled about Albert’s mistress/goumah at the finale – so…… 
      Caro has to tread carefully around her. She just made final commitments to film her last season and so I guess agreed to appear at these stupid events. 
      She don’t dance, she don’t climb, she don’t do nothing this dumb Don. 
      No migraines there, except the ones she gives me when I watch her ugly face. 

  36. VV says:

    ” tough season for me.” Is she for real?! We can smell the HW victim act for miles on any HW franchise.

    @BrandiGlanville: @Cryssy_Blair I’m glad, tough season for me. I’m hitting my pillow getting my boys back in the am. 🙂 goodnight

    Original Message:

    • T-Rex says:

      Yeppers, VV she knows that folks are already displeased with her behaviour lately, and if she is IN for a takedown of LisaV, she is going to face a backlash of such epic proportion she won’t know what hit her. She thinks the stuff going on in the past few weeks is bad, she has no idea how bad it’s going to get. If Bravo has given her the bitch edit, she is going to have a supremely rough go of it. Notice she OWNED all her crap a few weeks ago, she was all big and bold, “see I am friends with VyleKyle and SpaceCadetKim” we are all besties now and going after LisaV,, etc. She again is not a bright woman, so she isn’t clever enough to pull this off and come out it looking good. She will come out as a two-faced, vindictive bitch, who is drunk all the time. JMO

  37. chismosa says:

    Speaking of millionaire (yeah ok) Rosie’s matchmaker – I saw a commercial that they gave a show to that weirdo woman on interior therapy – I think her name was Marki (??) costello, daughter of the famous Costello ? She was a bit of a psycho? So naturally, >>>>>>NBC gives her a show. Maybe she was the finale for IT?
    She’s an agent. 💤💤💤💤💤💤

    • not THAT Jill says:

      Yes she is getting her own show-God help us!! She was on HW-OC I think helping Gretchen with her handbag selling or some crap. She was on a reality show with Danny Bonaduce about a group of wanna be kid actors-it was so dreadful I never missed an episode. On that show she never laughed and it was her saving grace b/c when she busted out that laugh on Interior Therapy I decided that she was a real crappy actress!!!

  38. Hey everyone!!!! It is getting to be that time of year to exchange recipes. Thanksgiving, Christmas. Please post any recipes on the recipe page but let us know here. Those of you on FB spread the word that all recipes are welcomed.
    Loving youse guys… HA!

  39. VV says:

    @CarltonGebbia13: “@Serabbi: @CarltonGebbia13 @RealHousewivves So what exactly r u saying? U r not friendly with Lisa?” Absolutely NOT, I adore Lisa. Xo

    Original Message:

  40. djprincessc says:

    Hi everyone! As most of you know I am a realtor here in California. I live and work in the South Bay. I am happy to announce that I am going to be working as a real estate assistant for a husband and wife team innnnnnn…..WAIT FOR IT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    BEVERLY HILLS!!!!!!!!

    Yup I am going to be working in Josh Altmans, and Josh Flaggs territory!! Right on Canon DR! Smack in the middle of Beverly Hills!! Isn’t that soooooo funny?!?! I am still going to be working as a Realtor on the side but primarily assisting. Just had to share for all the Million Dollar Listing watcher!! LOL!

    • not THAT Jill says:

      dj-how exciting!!! That’s great news! Hope you love it!!!

    • VV says:

      Congratulations!!! Best of luck….snap pics if you see them 😉

      • djprincessc says:

        Thank you!! And Totally!! An agent in my previous office went to a seminar in Vegas and Josh Altman spoke, she got a pic with him and said he’s nice. I’ll try and get pics if possible! lol

    • NotSkinnylaineylainey says:

      Dj princess!!! So happy for you!! Hard working woman doing it for herself! Good luck, good luck, good luck.✖🔘✖🔘✖🔘♥♥♥

    • BB says:

      Beverly Hills Shi Shi Shi Shi! Good for you!

    • skinnylulu says:

      That’s fabulous!! If you are on any episodes you have to say it!

      • djprincessc says:

        I’m hoping to not be! lol. My friend who I just helped wanted to be on house hunters and I wouldn’t do it! lol.

        • chismosa says:

          The GUY ???

          THAT guy?
          Or someone else ? I remember you mentioning but not sure if it was him

          • djprincessc says:

            Yes!! He emailed the producers of House Hunters and they wanted to use him! He tried to make me but I wouldn’t do it, I told him to get a pretend realtor. Haha!

    • chismosa says:

      Congrats ! All the best ! Suerte!

      Is it a conflict of interest if you start telling us about seeing them at listings, doing deals with them, etc????

      • djprincessc says:

        Ummmm….no I don’t think so. I’m not going to be working for them lol. Josh F works at Rodeo Realty and Josh A works at Hilton and Hyland. Unless I was in a deal with them and it was private knowledge or something! I know when to speak and shut up! Haha! I’ll give deets on whatever I can 🙂

        • chismosa says:

          Oh and I can’t forget Reza the jerk of all jerks and Mike – who I think are their own team- they work where Josh works – and MJ, same co.
          I read mike and Reza are not doing so well.

          You must keep us posted.

        • Noelle says:

          SPILL DIRECTLY…..

          Shhh, I won’t tell ANYONE!
          Promise…. 😉

      • djprincessc says:

        And of course! Thank you Thank you Chismosa! xoxo!!

    • California35 says:


      Thank Goodness you didn’t say Mauricio hehehe

    • Noelle says:

      Give a gurl a lollipop and SMACK Altman where it hurts!!

      I’m SO Happy for YOU!
      CONGRATS!!! xxxx

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      Wow DJ

      I am really excited for you. I can’;t wait to hear more about it and all the beautiful houses you will be showing or walking though.

      • djprincessc says:

        Thanks RR!! Hopefully I will be! I’m basically going to be doing everything that my bosses are too busy for. If I do I will def post pictures! 🙂

  41. VV says:

    Our girl Plainviewsue gets around.

    @joycegiraud: “@plainviewsue: @joycegiraud Looking forward to “meeting” you on RHOBH!!! Good luck!!!!”thank you Sue 😘

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  42. Cusi77 says:

    Wow! Congratulations djprincessc! Post photos! Yay! So happy for you!

  43. BB says:

    Breaking news (since nobody seems to be talking about Miami). I was at Macy’s earlier and got three $38 bras for $49. I LOVE getting a bargain! I also bought Jack a few outfits while I was at it. lol

    • California35 says:

      Lol – hey! I can join this… 😛 Just this weekend I dared to go into one of those expensive bra stores…desperately need new ones. Any ways I was so happy to find a sale rack. I only bought two, but still!!! That is away more than I have found in a long time 🙂 2 in the same store in one visit and in sale!! 😀

    • chismosa says:

      I was reading rather quickly and thought you said you bought jack some bras also ….. LOL!!!

      That’s a DEAL …. Macys is good

    • NotSkinnylaineylainey says:

      That’s a great buy!

  44. VV says:

    You know Bravo is lying when Andy says look at this extensive unedited footage of the Therapy session with Dr. V and then you see the scene and is all CHOPPED/SPLICED AND EDITED. Seriously Bravo no shame zero shame. In my best Hoey Horga impersonation “You’re scum!”

  45. TexasTart says:

    Welcome to Miami! 😀

  46. TexasTart says:

    “Don’t hate me because I have it all – hate me because I’m beautiful.”
    Hoanna Krupa

  47. Nancy says:

    I feel so sorry for the kids on these shows.

  48. TexasTart says:

    Romain is getting the “sucker!” edit.

  49. TexasTart says:

    LOL! Turns out Lea’s family in Texas are “normal people” according to Lisa.

  50. Nancy says:

    TT…did you grow up in Texas?

  51. Cusi77 says:

    Love Lisa all make up when waking up! These women are too much! Just playing for the cameras…

  52. TexasTart says:

    Oh puleeeze Lea…it’s not like Texas is Mars, that looks like any ole day or family here. And yes, we bless the food and family holds hands when it’s blessed. You got off easy didn’t have to hold hands, lol

  53. Nancy says:

    She needs charm school.

  54. chismosa says:

    Texas I’m not watching yet but —

    I hate Lea
    And I won’t hold ANYTHING against you just like we don’t hold anything NJish against the NJ-ians here. And same with NY I assume.

    Speaking of – where is NJBev these days??
    Hi if you are passing by…..🚙🚙🚕🚕

    • not THAT Jill says:

      Now that NJ is over I hope we get NJBev back!!! I ❤️ her!!!

    • TexasTart says:

      What are you talking about, chismosa? Won’t hold it against me…oh I get it, because Lea came from Texas?! Good gosh, she has much bigger problems than that! 😉

      • chismosa says:

        Yes, just because of your past comments !
        Sorry I should have replied upthread.

        Wow so NJBev disappeared BECAUSE nj was on ??
        That is terrible !! 👤👥👤👥

        • TexasTart says:

          Haha, because I said for Lea not to embarrass us Texans. She seemed to hate Texas and not passionate about her family.
          I didn’t think or know NJBev stayed away because of NJ, I know Sandy took her away for a long time..she comes and goes.

        • not THAT Jill says:

          NJBev doesn’t like negitivity-she is so kind and gentle and NJ is not-although I must say this season the blog was kind of tame-I think we are all done done done with the drama of this franchise.

          • chismosa says:

            Got it.

            It’s bound to be explosive with BH, no?

            You and VV 👊👊👊 battling it out lol

            • not THAT Jill™ says:

              I don’t think so-not this season. VV knows that I like Lisa but I like to talk a little smack about her now and then-and VV is over Brandi and on the fence with Yolanda so I think we will be okay this season…I just have to bypass the Kyle talk but that’s not VV -that’s almost everyone but me…I like Kyle and not many would admit to liking her!!!

              • SkinnyHound says:

                You ARE a brave one, Jill..nnTJ 🙂

                I am on good ground when it comes to BH.. I don’t like Any of them 😆

                • not THAT Jill™ says:

                  Brave? Nah-their just HWs…who cares…who gives a shit…(Joe Giudice has the right attitude when dealing with the HWs )-if anyone wants to argue about Kyle it won’t be with me-I don’t like her enough to fight about her(90% of the time)…I disliked Brandi enough last season to argue about her but she went and turned so many against her that she is taking all the fun out it!! She is a ruiner…she couldn’t even wait for the season to start-she had to ruin it all during pre-season tweeting!!! 🍸🍸&📲📲

              • chismosa says:

                Talk some smack. So funny that expression 👋

              • LaineyLainey says:

                I don’t hate Kyle, but am perfectly ok with talking about her when she does things I find questionable. I don’t hate Brandi (yet) either, but I’m perfectly ok with talking about her when she does something horrible. I don’t hate or love any of them. So…discussions about any of them are cool with me. I don’t need to skip over anything because it doesn’t really affect me. The only thing I really don’t like is being called names or seeing other people being called names or their intelligence being insulted just because they like someone a lot. Some of us love these people so much to the point of being blind to any wrongdoing by them. But whatever, I just called them “blind”…haha!! I guess that’s kind of calling names. SAWRRRRY!

                iN THE words of Roseanne Roseanna Danna…nevermind!

  55. Nancy says:

    TT…how is your husbands hand?

  56. jeang says:

    I still love, love, love Romain, hot, hot, hot love. Maybe Hoanna is smarter than we think.

  57. Nancy says:

    I bet Ana’s head is exploding right now. LOL

  58. NotSkinnylaineylainey says:

    Is anyone excited about NBC’s Dracula? I am!

  59. chismosa says:

    Give me the poll question I am GOING to vote !! Lol

    • SkinnyHound says:

      Don’t you watch the show? I can’t, Lea Black is on 😦

      • chismosa says:

        I watch later and I want to vote against Lea.

        It’s my personal opinion to hate someone I have to educate myself on them- like Mormons or Scientologists. I can’t hate them as furiously as I do, blindly.

        Bravo people – ehh who cares …. (Fred Armisen voice)

        • SkinnyHound says:

          Poll has nothing to do with Lea. Something about Bruce Jenner and the other woman that is on the show from when they were on together. Sounds pretty lame to me..

          • chismosa says:

            Thanks Hound- was that a lap band that made you skinny !?!?

            lol !!!

            Next week Marisol is on so hopefully will have to do with the show.
            Thanks —

            Thanks ASHY↕️↕️↕️↕️

            • not THAT Jill says:

              I want to be “skinny” but changing my name isn’t going to do the trick…..

            • SkinnyHound says:

              No, it’s a state of mind. Actually, I’ve been called fat all my life. So much so that it doesn’t even mean anything to me. So, I can listen to what others say and be miserable about it or try something new. Skinny is a word Nobody has ever used to describe me and it seemed like a good opportunity to find out what it’s like 😉

              • chismosa says:

                I think we should add “lap band” to all names as the new “skinny” when the Manzoid show comes on…..

                • SkinnyHound says:

                  I hope it never does. These people have had their air time, let them fade away into well deserved obscurity and find some other trash to make a new show of..

              • not THAT Jill says:

                Well what’s it like Jeff???
                Skinny is not what people use to describe me either…I usually get more “colorful” descriptions….

        • not THAT Jill says:

          Not a Lea poll…I think it’s something about Bruce Jenner? I will try to catch it again WIG

          • chismosa says:

            Ps kind of weird since Bruce falls under their NBC umbrella of networks. Hmmm

            • SkinnyHound says:

              Apparently the last time this Amy woman was on (no clue of who she is) it was with Jenner. He picked her up as part of one of Mandy’s dumbass games and spun her around as if they were in a wrestling ring. The poll question had to do with that.

              • chismosa says:

                She’s pretty well-loved by letterman, he has her on quite often. Her brother is David Sedaris, of many funny essay best -selling book fame.
                She’s quirky, did a show (and movie?)with Stephen Colbert years ago called Strangers with Candy.

                Quirky all the way. Big BFF with Sarah Jessica so of course Andy will be on his best behavior. 🙄

                • SkinnyHound says:

                  If she has Letterman’s attention then why is she on Andy’s show? Seems like a downgrade to me..

                  • chismosa says:

                    Let’s not even GO THERE.

                    Last night on WWH Jennifer Tilly, a pretty respected actress was saying something about one of her co-stars probably seeing her on “this Andy’s show ….” in a sort of demeaning way. Like how d-list she had become compared to her costar.
                    It was PRICELESS.

        • Noelle says:

          Just. Died. Laughing.

  60. TexasTart says:

    Lea seemed like an ungreatful bitch to her Mother.

  61. VV says:

    @TheRealCamilleG: @elizco11 no, Kelsey never contacted me or our kids about my Heath. BF is out of the picture.

    Original Message:

    • chismosa says:

      I’m sad that greek guy is out. What the eff ? They were together what seemed a long time no? Like, compared to Maloof and the 16 year olds she dates.

      Poor Camille.

      • not THAT Jill says:

        Oh no-the BF is out??? I wonder what happened? I didn’t see his on any of the dumb gossip sites I frequent!

        • chismosa says:

          ash, I’ll keep my eye 👀👀👀out in the really top quality weekly mags I read for anything about him.

          He seemed a little opportunist-y

      • rabblerouser2010R says:

        Kelsey is such a dick. He makes me sick.

  62. chismosa says:

    Lainey you shot me 🔫🔫🔫🔫 with that long name you have above. Dyyyyyyyying

    Thanks for the laughs 🚬🚬🚬😜

  63. VV says:

    Who’s Cindy Barbshop? 😜

    @Jillzarin: @CindyBarshop you don’t follow me? I just saw you product in cvs! Proud of u mama!!!

    Original Message:

  64. VV says:

    @Teresa_Giudice: Celebrating Nonna’s Birthday!! Beautiful @Teresa_Giudice

    Original Message:

  65. SkinnyVV™ says:

    The Fly is back 🚴

    @richardwakile I just watched the last #rhonj – I’m really disappointed in you for calling a woman the names you called #KimD’s assistant 😔

    The Fly replies:
    @freak4sparkle I think you need to watch it again! I didn’t watch that episode but I know I didn’t call any ones assistant anything!

  66. Nancy says:

    RR…Congratulations. 🙂 Very happy for you.

    • SkinnyHound says:

      I said above I wad proud to know 2 here who have done it. I’d be even more proud to know 3. Do you ever plan to get your US Citizen ticket?

      • Nancy says:

        Mel…I made a promise to my grandmother that I plan on keeping but that
        doesn’t mean I don’t love the USA because I do. Sure there are things I like
        about Canada that I don’t about the US as I don’t believe in the death penalty,
        the lack of gun control in this country leaves me speechless and I’m a big
        fan of socialized medicine because what we have right now isn’t working but…
        I would have left the States a long time ago if I didn’t love this country as it’s
        given me a wonderful life so you are stuck with me for now. 🙂

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      Thank you Nancy.

  67. SkinnyVV™ says:

    The Fly is back 🚴

    Somebody tweeted The Filthy Fly:
    @richardwakile I just watched the last #rhonj – I’m really disappointed in you for calling a woman the names you called #KimD’s assistant 😔

    The Fly replies:
    @freak4sparkle I think you need to watch it again! I didn’t watch that episode but I know I didn’t call any ones assistant anything!

    • SkinnyHound says:

      I think HE needs to watch or he has a very selective memory. I wonder if he watched part one with Joey dry humping his son.. These people are all disgusting.

    • chismosa™ says:

      VV first your skinny, now you are ™’d also, I can’t take this.

      Ok and why does Ritchie have a bike 🚴 I MUST understand this ??

      You kill me

  68. skinnylulu says:

    At ER with the “governor” its gonna be a long night.

  69. chismosa™ says:

    JILL – when did you add the trademark to your official name. I just started laughing Hysterically and my poor dog —-
    Why do you do this to me®?!?!???!?!

    I’ll try putting it on my name

  70. Noelle says:




    • Noelle says:

      I’m a big girl now!
      I CAN post on my Own!!
      (It’s quite a feat for me!!)

      Sending many blessings to LuLu & family. ((((HUGS))))

  71. SkinnyHound says:

    Been fun, fambly 🙂 See you all tomorrow.

  72. TexasTart says:

    Good morning, I hope it will be better for lulu and family – please post an update.

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      Yes Lulu-please give an update! Hopefully you are all sleeping comfortably right now!!!

  73. TexasTart says:

    Chismosa, I posted upthread about you night be right about Milania saying the F word, it was bleeped out on CC!

    • Cusi77 says:

      For the way the adults talk… I am not surprised… I am surprised we have not heard more “Bleeps”, Lol!

    • chismosa™ says:

      Ooooh ok, I got confused with the wording from yesterday – unless it was something you just posted right now. Thanks !

      Tre- supporters will likely say Melissa’s kids are doing far worse. It’s ok.
      It’s O.V.E.R.

    • VV™ says:

      I think somebody mentioned her hair was covering her mouth. Bravo may have bleep because they are Jerks and love to manipulate….and don’t like the Giuduces. It’s 50/50. It can go either way.

  74. SkinnyVV™ says:

    Is Joyce Giraud, the new BH HW that we see on the promo kissing Brandi in the mouth in the pool? I think it’s her. Interesting to see what happened because hates her now.

  75. skinnyAmalfi says:

    Hey guys,
    Am I late to the part-ayyy? Look I’m skinny!

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