Chat Blog – Real Housewives of Atlanta and Miami

And they are back.  It seems like we just left NeNe at the altar, with all the other ladies in attendance – except for Kenya Moore (although I thought I saw her sitting behind Porsha).

Tonight we’ll open with NeNe surrounded by her wedding bling.  You can tell how much your friends love you by how much they spend on gifts.  Not.  We’ll also meet Porsha’s divorce lawyer – who is on retainer with Bravo because he was also NeNe’s divorce lawyer, and the one that wrote up her prenup.  Porsha is beautiful when she cries.  Now that Cynthia’s seen the footage of “I Dream of NeNe,” she must realize that 10 out of 10 times – if Peter had to choose sides between his kids or his wife – he’d choose her.  I don’t know about you – but those aren’t great odds on a marriage working.  Worse, he’s taken her money and bought an old warehouse across from his bar – which if you remember – Sheree said was in a crappy part of town.  That’s too bad because Cynthia now has to move her agency in there to fill it up.  Presumably he couldn’t find any other tenants.  Phaedra has had her baby, and Kandi is engaged.

I’m glad the ladies are back.  Even though I’m not naive to believe they are being real – at last their lives are interesting, and their acting is good enough that it’s not like watching a bad soap.

And speaking of bad acting, Real Housewives of Miami will center around the fake Joanna Krupa.  I believe she’ll try to show us her breasts – because she’s one classy lady.  She probably would fit in better with the Orange County ladies.

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Just a housewife ... who loves this place .... and loves to write ... You can reach me through this email: nomoredrama8@gmail.com. Lynn's Place is in tribute to Housewives blogger Lynn Hudson, who passed away in August of 2012.
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310 Responses to Chat Blog – Real Housewives of Atlanta and Miami

  1. AZGirl says:

    BEEP…BEEP….BEEP…. GOOD NEWS!! Pepper update!!! Pepper has done a 100% turn around. She is jogging around the backyard and wanting to play. We are still not out of the woods yet but I am so happy to have my little “butthead” back. She is putting weight on her hindleg and acting like a typical dog. Now I just need to get her to eat. Lack of appetite is common with Valley Fever. She has lost about 3lbs this week.

  2. LaineyLainey says:

    Well now I just had to share this…warning the f word is used. And the words ice cream…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JfMCBh1sJQ

  3. TexasTart says:

    Bring it on Atlanta!

    I wish they would not bombard us with too much HW at once – the schedule Monday and Sunday 2 each is way too much.

    I am so exhausted, probably not going to be very chatty tonight…don’t cheer too loudly 😉

  4. VV™ says:

    I don’t watch ATL but who was first one and last on the Intro?

    Enjoy ladies!

  5. lulu says:

    😦 watching chuggington!!!

  6. VV™ says:

    I really don’t watch ATL BUT … Porsche’s husband broke up with her on TWITTER?!!!!

    • Nancy says:

      What a tool!!!!!!

    • TexasTart says:

      YES! Look at all your missing VV!

      • VV™ says:

        Oh no NO NO NO NO NO 😆

        I’m down to RHOBH only and since Brandi is trashing it and Kyle is seems to be taking a more prominent role this might be my last season of that series UNLESS Lisa comeback next year. No Lisa no RHOBH for me.

        ….depending on Giudices, I might watch. If a lot of Gorgas, I’ll be tuning out.

  7. Kat From Ohio says:

    poor porsha. i think that she will emerge the better after getting disentangled from that clown, but you can see how surprised and hurt she was. that looks real to me. she’s silly as hell, but pretty nice and beautiful. she wlll be FINE in the long run.

  8. mariareads says:

    Well, I’m happy to sink into bed and watch HW’s until I pass out LOL! Our son ran the NY Marathon today and we were running from one place to another to try to catch a glimpse of him! NY was in great spirits and everything ran smoothly. It’s an amazing thing to watch your “baby” go all those miles. So now I’ll hit the HW’s circuit. For once I’m happy to see 2 episodes of different franchises. Other than a few FB posts and checking this blog I.Can’t. Move. Enjoy!

    • Powell says:

      How did your babe do maria? I always admire marathon runners. I’m glad NYC was in good
      spirits.

      • mariareads says:

        He did well, Powell. Thanks for asking. He ran a 7.2 minute mile for the most part. We were tracking him on Mike’s phone. Amazing things in this world! We had teams around the route. His GF (who is a wonderful girl from Wisconsin) had made up shirts that read RUN PETE RUN on the front and his nickname and the date on the back. One of his best friends from elementary school jumped in toward the end and ran with him because he hit a wall. He said it literally feels as if you have slammed into something solid. But he finished within 4 minutes of his projected time and he is so happy. We partied afterward with his friends who had put together a great time at Pappilion. What great friends he has and what a great thing to be a part of.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          Congrats to him!! YOur friends and fam sound super duper great!

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

          WOW!!! What a great story Maria!!! Congrats to your boy-he must be a great guy to have such amazing friends-that’s means you raised a good one!!!!

          • mariareads says:

            Hi Jill and thank you. Sorry I fell asleep during this “chat” LOL. Long day. My kids are great guys. And their friends are some of the nicest people. Some they have known since elementary school. There were days when I thought they would never be able to make it out in the big, cold world but they all change so much as they go through life and the things it throws at them. Silly me. I stood at the 24th mile and I was crying. So emotional about people I love!

        • Powell says:

          That’s great maria. Good for him.I wondered myself if “hit the wall” felt like they really do feel like it. I suppose he was pooped after that. I really do admire what, he did. I tell you I’d still be running right now.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Oh Maria I just love LOVE! I can just see you guys going from place to place to see your son. Makes me verklempt. Love and support. I LOVE IT! You must feel so happy and proud. So how’d he do?? How old is he? a great accomplishment.

      • mariareads says:

        Thanks LaineyLainey! He is 31. His twin was there along with our daughter-in-law and when he passed by them they were able to take a short video but they were all screaming and cheering. He has been waiting since last year because of the cancellation due to hurricane Sandy. Training and training. He has such good friends and such a wonderful GF. We were like a troop supporting him and popping up in so many different places. It really was a day of love Lainey. Truly. These 30 somethings have their acts together no matter what we hear. I saw such great things in all of them.

    • Boobah says:

      Hey there mariareads!!! Nice to ‘see’ you again!!

      That’s so awesome about your son! That is quite an accomplishment! It takes so much work – good for him! I bet you had a great day!

      Hope you’re doing well!!! 😀

      • mariareads says:

        Hi Boobah! Great chatting with you again! Thanks for the nice words. Really was an amazing day.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Maria congrats on your son

      • mariareads says:

        Efxaristo chismosa! He’s amazing. I would have been lying on the side of the road at the 2nd mile. I’ll walk but running is reserved for chasing the dogs if they get off the leads at the park LOL!

  9. Powell says:

    I don’t know if I’m going to catch any of the HWs. Tonight is ABC night. I wanted to check out Black Girls Rock on BET too. Suppose to be some good performances. It’s on BET though. They’ll show it a thousand times like Bravo.

  10. Nancy says:

    This is going to be a very long season with Kenya.

  11. LaineyLainey says:

    Nancy, there is a Long island medium episode on …well its ending now…where one lady wanted to hear from her Pug. It was really sweet. The episode is called “momma’s Boy”

  12. Powell says:

    I had to turn for a minute. WTF? Kenya is still harping on Walter? Obviously Greg & Walter are friends. NeNe wasn’t going to tell Greg he couldn’t invite a friend that they are both cool with.

  13. Powell says:

    Is this a new house for Phaedra & Apollo? And
    WHY oh WHY is Phaedra still pushing up her boobs into those uncomfortable balls? Those things look like they hurt.

  14. cusi77 says:

    What happen with Kenya ‘s green eyes?

  15. LaineyLainey says:

    Haha! I love how Greg corrected Nene: “everybody is giving US nice presents.”

  16. Kat From Ohio says:

    poor kandi

  17. Nancy says:

    I see trouble in Kandi’s relationship.

  18. Nancy says:

    NeNe might be good for Porsha.

  19. mariareads says:

    Oh my. Cordell’s sexuality coming into play. Never liked him. Just felt something not good about him.

  20. Powell says:

    “He was just the wrong damn one.” Go ahead momma. Tell Porsha.

  21. Nancy says:

    He wants a man!

  22. Kat From Ohio says:

    I really like Porsha’s mother.

  23. Powell says:

    So are you all getting that Cordell is gay?

  24. Nancy says:

    I wonder how long they were married?

  25. mariareads says:

    Kenya! Lordy…

  26. TexasTart says:

    “Bring it” and TWIRL TWIRL TWIRL!

  27. cusi77 says:

    Cordell is a control freak… Porsha was right for him.NOT. Porsha deserves better than that macho man! He used her to taker care of his kid, for being pretty , for who her grandfather was… Etc. I feel sorry for her… Now is time to learn how many days a year has, Etc. Go back to school, Porsha!

  28. TexasTart says:

    “Beauty queen on bath salts” How Phaedra referred to Kenya 😆

  29. Nancy says:

    Poor Walter. lol

  30. TexasTart says:

    Ya’ hear that?! Kenya will not be dismissed! She is so full of..well you know, lol

  31. cusi77 says:

    Kenya burnt another bridge… Nene! Queen bee! Kenya wants that guy to still be her story line… Nothing else going there, Kenya?

  32. NJBev says:

    WTF
    that Kenya is the most narcissistic, self absorbed, self centered,
    angry Bitch I Have EVER seen. See you next Tuesday. Bitch.

    BTW ,… Hi Everyone!!
    AZ- sorry that Pepper was sick, glad she’s better!

  33. Amber...Real Wife says:

    Hello All! is it me or did anyone else want to ppppppunch KrazykootchieKrackKenya in the kisser?!

  34. Powell says:

    So this is Kenya’s storyline this season yet again? No one can be friends w/Walter & invite him to their parties cuz poor Kenya will be upset? At the reunion Kenya said the cast keep giving Walter a platform but Kenya is the one giving Walter a platform. She seems obsessed w/him.

  35. Nancy says:

    WOW!!!!!! Bad times ahead. 😦

    • cusi77 says:

      It seems that there is a hurricane coming towards Kandi… Kenya will have problems getting along with the rest of her cast mates!

  36. Sasha says:

    look at Nene avoiding a confrontation. I can see that Kenya was trying to make it season 2 of the Walter Chronicles.

  37. TexasTart says:

    I like in the preview when Kenya claims that she is “the good kind of crazy”.
    Whoa and Kandi at the end .. whoa.

  38. mariareads says:

    Wow Wow Wow…seems Atlanta is really going to bring it this season! Those were some incredible future scenes!

  39. TexasTart says:

    Welcome to Miami! 😀
    Now let’s see if I can deal with a drunken Hoanna …sigh.

  40. TexasTart says:

    That’s not the reason I hate you Hoanna….it’s your personality!

  41. Nancy says:

    Poor Lenny!

  42. mariareads says:

    Here we go with Lisa and husband drama.

  43. Amber...Real Wife says:

    Lisa is a pain in the ass! So self-absorbed. Yes Lisa patients enjoy having their surgeries re-scheduled for their doc to go to a drunken whore’s wedding as a drunken whore’s date.

  44. Nancy says:

    Like they care!

  45. Well, from reading all your comments, I see my prediction from the previous blog is shaping up nicely..

    How are you doing, NJBev? Been awhile 🙂

  46. Nancy says:

    I have such normal friends.

  47. TexasTart says:

    “Lea dresses like a Christmas tree” – Adriana … I’m so happy they made up! 😆

  48. Amber...Real Wife says:

    So far in Vegas Lisa is being … extra… annoying lour and bossy.

  49. Nancy says:

    Lisa is getting on my nerves.

  50. chismosa™ says:

    NANCY- & Lulu I watched MOSexb first episode, AS PROMISED …….

    Lainey I also watched the million dollar shoppers with the friend of NY—

    Don’t want to read any spoilers so I’ll catch you all later !!!! Not reading anything yet …..

    • Nancy says:

      Good girl. 🙂

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Chismosa I only watched that mdshopper once, fell asleep, and so I took it off of my dvr schedule. No spoilers from me.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Oh yeah I only wanted to see that woman.
        And it was funny the other shopper who sounds like a chimney- wound up shopping right near where I live.

        Those shoppers are all very strange looking…..

  51. Nancy says:

    This is weird.

  52. Nancy says:

    Who naps?

  53. TexasTart says:

    WHAT is that on Lea’s neck?!

    • Nancy says:

      She’s much too old for this show.

      • cusi77 says:

        Lea is in another group of age… You are right Nancy, Lea is bored to tears!

        • Nancy says:

          I feel sorry for her as I think she’s misunderstood.

        • cusi77 says:

          All the guys hit on Lea… is it her beauty or her jewelry?

        • LaineyLainey says:

          I thought she was a good sport on this episode even though one banshee was screaming in her face “YOU’RE BORING!” And then having the others blatantly point and laugh at her in the limo after production clearly instructed the dancers to slime Lea. I think drunk Lisa and then bravo production members were trying to break her. I felt sorry for her. But she did look pretty when they went gambling and I loved hers and Adriana’s sunglasses. Very blingy. I would not be able to withstand that type of meanness from my co-workers or “friends”. They were all too old to be in that party atmospheres in Vegas. alexia said it best…”Peter should be here, not me”. It’s definitely a 20 something crowd.

          • chismosa™ says:

            I agree Lainey however it was a nice idea to fly on the way from Miami ⬅️⬅️⬅️Las Vegas ⬅️⬅️ Then california. What else are you going to do?

            I could go to Vegas forever I love it.

            Also I thought I read somewhere Adriana is going to do a sunglasses line. I love EVERY pair she’s worn on this show ever ! 😎

      • TexasTart says:

        Her necklace looked like it belonged in a sci-fi movie.

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        That was my original complaint Season 1. She wasn’t in the right demographic for this particular franchise.

      • LaineyLainey says:

        Ok, Ana.

        • chismosa™ says:

          I love Ana !
          Regardless, I agree. Sorry – separating Lea from her annoying personality she is the black sheep here. (And in her family )

  54. Nancy says:

    Will’s cute

  55. TexasTart says:

    Alexia’s eyes are so gorgeous.

  56. NMD I left you a msg via FB.

    Hi all, hope you’re good.. Hey Boston Caption Queen, you are hilarious.. More captions please..

  57. cusi77 says:

    All the guys in the old lady’s face!!!!

  58. TexasTart says:

    Strippers by Bravo.

    I tell ya’ I was dying laughing at Adriana’s TH about Lea and the strippers. LoL

  59. Nancy says:

    Again…Poor Lenny!

  60. Nancy says:

    This is why I hate alcohol.

    • cusi77 says:

      Yeap! Now feelings will be hurt… gimme the mariachis from Puerto Vallarta! (NOT)

      • Nancy says:

        Bad things happen with too much alcohol.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Everyone else was perfectly fine. Lisa had her own issues and demons. That was exacerbated with the alcohol.
          In vino veritas. She’s just trashy and tries to cover that up when she’s sober.

  61. Amber...Real Wife says:

    Good gracious these women are annoying!

  62. TexasTart says:

    Lisa Lisa. And to think I thought that I could not deal with this episode being about Hoanna and alcohol…and she has been fairly decent. So nice that Lisa could let loose though, lol.

  63. Amber...Real Wife says:

    Lisa is acting really trashy and ghetto. Wonder where she grew up at that they constantly said ‘suck my……..?

  64. Nancy says:

    No wonder Lenny is always at work.

  65. Amber...Real Wife says:

    So happy that Alexia put that hostile whore in her place. Finally she shut the EFF up!

    • chismosa™ says:

      I glanced I glanced ! —– whore !?!? What did she divulge tonight ?? Whore! I can’t wait to see what comes out

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        Puh-leeze Chismosa! Lisa walks, talks and has lips like a duck! She’s a duck/whore!

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

          Where the hell did she go? I was enjoying her drunky whorish ranting!!

        • chismosa™ says:

          Ok so judging based on how she was from her 1st appearance we’re going on –I am assuming. Nothing new or late-breaking today. Got it. ✔️

          She was a meddler weeks back. Can’t wait to see it come to a head tonight

          TWO HO’s apparently! And both got prime seating for the reunion 🙇🙇🙇

  66. Nancy says:

    Maters of Sex here we come. 🙂

  67. cusi77 says:

    Lisa is an annoying drunk! I thought the drunken sailor was going to be the bride!!!!!

  68. NJBev says:

    I left to watch Boardwalk Empire for the hour
    I’ll watch Miami later.
    God, I freakin hate Kenya
    who the Hell does she think she is??
    OHHHHh God, it’s gonna be a long season listening
    to that jerk-o.
    Oh, so Phaedra is in a new home?

  69. NJBev says:

    So what’s the story w/ Kordell, people? were there rumors that
    he was/is Gay? It’s obvious that he is a horrible control freak.
    I was surprised when Porsha intimated that he was possibly gay,
    I had not heard those rumors….. did anyone else hear that?

    • chismosa™ says:

      Hey Bev!
      I saw your comment though I can’t watch yet—
      I think in real time when the divorce was starting – Porscha may have said some things or “said without saying” by staying silent about the gay rumors

      To quote Wendy- “the streets talk”— about Kordell and his dalliances that many swear about …….

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Rumors have been swirling, Njbev since about 2008.

  70. chismosa™ says:

    Nancy/ Lulu – the one thing I didn’t get is why they were inaccurate with how many divorces Johnson had when she met Masters. It was 3 not 2. In Wikipedia.

    This Lizzy Caplan is woefully miscast. Michael Sheen is like a young Anthony Hopkins; deserves more.

    • Nancy says:

      You will see why they hired Lizzy Caplan in a few more episodes.
      Not sure why they left out a marriage. I guess they had to cut down on the history’s
      of these players as it’s only one hour per week. Keep on watching. 🙂

      • chismosa™ says:

        Ok….

        I’m sad to have read she and matthew Perry had broken up after like 6 years together. I liked them.

        I’m giving up Blacklist so I’ll take this on and start American Horror Story too – yay!

    • lulu says:

      I think because it complicates her storyline. She was married less days then Kim kardashian. I thought she was a miscast too but now it makes sense. Won’t giver too much away 😉

    • Nancy says:

      I remember now. She was married for 2 days only with one of her husbands.
      I read that today.

  71. chismosa™ says:

    AZGirl— sad and then GLAD to hear Pepper is doing well

  72. chismosa™ says:

    Watching the GORGEOUS killer-to-be Robert Wagner in The Pink Panther

    So dreammmmy

  73. Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

    OMG-the previews for the rest of the ALT season is CRAZY…and not a good kinda crazy!!!

  74. lulu says:

    Nancy omg!!!! Where to begin!!!!!

    Your problem is not your d$ck its in your head (cue the elevator) going up?? Roflmao!!

  75. lulu says:

    No shock with scully but wow once a year!?!?

    • Nancy says:

      “or less”.

      • lulu says:

        I felt really bad for her. I can’t imagine being in an empty marriage. Then she sleeps with “yes it does work now.”

        • Nancy says:

          That’s the thing. Many women were in those kinds of marriage back then.
          This is why I find this show so interesting.

    • Nancy says:

      I wonder what’s going to happen with Mrs Scully now that she’s had the big “O”.
      Will she join the study? Will she spill the beans? I warned you about what goes on
      in teaching hospitals. LOL

      • lulu says:

        For one I doubt mr scully wouldn’t notice a change. I wonder if he’s arrested in next weeks episode? If he is won’t notice. After being basically humiliated I doubt she would return.

  76. lulu says:

    Nancy do you think Dr Masters has Aspergers? Dh thinks that is why he has problems with intimacy.

    I think I need a cold shower!!! Lol. 🙂

  77. Price of Pizza for Old Trolls says:

    Hey all, longtime lurker – once in awhile poster here (posted at times on Lynn’s blog)…just wanted to say I’ve followed you all here and LOVE all the great recaps. NMD, thank you so much for taking this on. Even those of us that don’t post that often are greatful 🙂

    I wanted to start posting again to vent some Andy anger…he just rubs me the wrong way. I have this theory that he actually doesn’t know (or more likely, want to believe) that the drama with the HWs is fake. Reading his book, I think he just wants to be BFF’s with a real life 80′s Joan Collins and found her in Lisa VP. It’s all well and good, but ANDY— you are a grown up now. Act your age, act professional, and DONT pick on people simply because you don’t like them (AHEM, Tre). I’m a gay man too and I get that Joe’s comments were annoying, but what were they, 5 years ago? Get over yourself.

    Okay, rant over. I’m excited for ATL and BH! Does anyone think Kim will at least make some appearances this season? I’m digging her and Nene as friendly again.

    • Nancy says:

      Welcome back. 🙂 I don’t like Andy either. Never have.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

      I love the Lisa-Joan Collins thing…

      • Price of Pizza for Old Trolls says:

        Hey Nancy, good to see you 🙂 I was hoping for a Dodger victory this year…I think it’s time. I’ve always loved them since they won the WS the year after my beloved Twins in ’87.

        JNNTJ – I believe Andy is living out a childhood fantasy with these shows. It’s a little f-ed up that America has to participate with him, isn’t it? I have this feeling that Bravo Execs try to hide the backroom contract deals and manufactured drama from him, so he’s free to think we are merely catching up with these women, living their lives with the cameras just so happening to be there. UGH.

    • lulu says:

      Agree! Maybe he likes to treat his “real” life like highschool. Let’s face it all the brands have the same petty highschool drama!!

      Hope Nene and Kim have some screen time. It was sad when they fell out.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Hi Price of Pizza! Great name! If Andy is holding a grudge (I know IF?) against Tre and Juicy it is def time to get over it! You are so right!

  78. Nancy says:

    Night, night Lulu and everyone else. Sleep well.

  79. Prince of Pizza for Old Trolls says:

    Night Nancy. 🙂 Good to be back on here…I’m going to try to post more often! Thanks for the warm welcome back, everyone.

  80. chismosa™ says:

    Where is Efedra getting this money for this house ?
    Boy she allowed the bravo cameras into her EMERGENCY c section. Klassy

    Apollo is still a repo man? I still get a gay vibe.

    What’s a HEBREW slave?? I never heard that expression.

  81. chismosa™ says:

    Porsha’s mom is gorgeous. Doesnt look like Arsenio hall at all

  82. chismosa™ says:

    Efedra talks to Walter because Walter drives tow trucks and apollo repossesses cars !
    Derrr

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