And they are back. It seems like we just left NeNe at the altar, with all the other ladies in attendance – except for Kenya Moore (although I thought I saw her sitting behind Porsha).
Tonight we’ll open with NeNe surrounded by her wedding bling. You can tell how much your friends love you by how much they spend on gifts. Not. We’ll also meet Porsha’s divorce lawyer – who is on retainer with Bravo because he was also NeNe’s divorce lawyer, and the one that wrote up her prenup. Porsha is beautiful when she cries. Now that Cynthia’s seen the footage of “I Dream of NeNe,” she must realize that 10 out of 10 times – if Peter had to choose sides between his kids or his wife – he’d choose her. I don’t know about you – but those aren’t great odds on a marriage working. Worse, he’s taken her money and bought an old warehouse across from his bar – which if you remember – Sheree said was in a crappy part of town. That’s too bad because Cynthia now has to move her agency in there to fill it up. Presumably he couldn’t find any other tenants. Phaedra has had her baby, and Kandi is engaged.
I’m glad the ladies are back. Even though I’m not naive to believe they are being real – at last their lives are interesting, and their acting is good enough that it’s not like watching a bad soap.
And speaking of bad acting, Real Housewives of Miami will center around the fake Joanna Krupa. I believe she’ll try to show us her breasts – because she’s one classy lady. She probably would fit in better with the Orange County ladies.