Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules – Premiere Night

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S4E1) by BB

Did you guys catch Lisa and Ken talking about the new Rachel McAdams movie coming out called “About Time” at the end of the last season’s episode before the premiere of RHOBH?  Nice cute little promo.  I like Lisa and Ken as a couple.  I think they are the real deal.

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Season 4 Taglines:

Kyle:  “I’m from this town. I know what’s real and what’s fake.” (Kyle needs to constantly remind us she’s from BH, like it means something special.  Run for Mayor, Kyle.)

Yolanda:  “Don’t tell me you’re my friend.  Act like one.” (Warning to Yolanda:  Watch out for your friend, The Truth Cannon.  You may be her next target.)

Brandi:  “In Beverly Hills, the higher you climb, the farther you fall.” (If that’s the case, why has Brandi been trying so hard to get to the top for the past two years?  Or is this a slap at Lisa?)

Kim:  “Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me.”  (Poor Kim, perpetually stuck in her past glory childhood actress days.)

Carlton:  “In my world, money doesn’t talk, it swears.” (Yeah, girl, I can tell you’re a real Beverly Hills Badass, or is that a contradiction in terms?)

Joyce:  “You can never be too young, too thin, or too honest.” (I got nothing. That doesn’t even make sense to me.)

Lisa:  “Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead.” (Until now, Lisa’s been dancing a jig, but that may be about the change.)

BYMCaRdCUAAsKPIYolanda is doing her usual stage mom thing at a photo shoot for her daughter Gigi, who Yolanda wants us to know is making a lot of money.  Gigi is gorgeous.  According to Yolanda, the photographer loves having her there and trusts her interference, I mean, intuition.  Yolanda gives Gigi a pep talk about how giving up the sugar, eating salad every day and working out like crazy can pay off.  Yolanda says how blessed she is to be able to be on a photo shoot with Gigi considering what she’s been through health wise with her Lyme disease over the past year.  Yolanda throws in a random comment about how Brandi has been a true friend by being there for her, but Kyle hasn’t.  I’m assuming this is to set us up for a future Kyle/Yolanda conflict down the road.  Funny she doesn’t mention whether Kim or Lisa were there for her or not.

Brandi and J.R., her realtor (and then boyfriend) are looking at a prospective rental property because, as Brandi says, she’s a white version of The Jeffersons and she’s movin’ on up.  If you remember, J.R. is the realtor guy Brandi met at Kyle’s white party last season and they were accused of allegedly doing the nasty in a bathroom with little Portia sleeping nearby.  Of course, Brandi says there was no sex at that party, but there’s been plenty of sex since then in a lot of different places.  They kid about Brandi and her kids moving into his apartment since her kids like him.  They argue a lot and then have really good make-up sex.  Oh, and Brandi’s worried about that big picture window in the new rental property seeing as how she runs around nekkid all the time.  Call me prudish, but her boys may be getting a little too old for her to be doing that.  (My 22 year old son was in the room while I was watching this and he looked at me and said – “does she have kids”.  I explained that they were young, and he said, “yes, but at some point they’ll find out what she’s saying on TV.  I feel bad for them.”  NMD)  That’s Brandi for ya, telling us more about her life than we ever want or need to know.  J.R. says Brandi has to make a decision that day because there are others interested in the property.  She tells him to get it for her.  Brandi doesn’t want to have a man pay for things for her ever again.  She’s making her own money now.  I expected her to start belting out Helen Reddy’s “I Am Woman” at that point.

real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-season-4-gallery-episode-401-08Lisa and Gleb, her Dancing with the Stars partner, are in a practice session.  Lisa says she begged DWTS for a gay dancing partner because it would make things much easier for her.  However, they didn’t comply.  It’s strange for her to be physically entwined with someone other than Ken, but she’s getting used to it and not complaining. For those interested, I believe Lisa made it to week four before being eliminated.  But hey, she was the first Real Housewife asked to be on DWTS.

Kyle and Lisa still have a rather complicated relationship going.  Lisa says if she held a grudge she wouldn’t be at Kyle’s party and she wouldn’t be calling Kyle.  She would have cut Kyle her out of her life.  Kyle doesn’t see it that way.  Kyle has decided to join the Chamber of Commerce and is hosting a party in honor of the 100th anniversary of Beverly Hills.  Lots of Chamber of Commerce people will be there that Kyle has never met.

real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-season-4-gallery-episode-401-13Kyle decides to let Lisa’s restaurant Sur cater the party.  Lisa comes over to discuss it.  While Lisa is there, Kyle brings up the fact that Yolanda is a liar because Yolanda said Lisa was full of shit and then denied she said it.  Kyle and Kim heard it, but Lisa is inclined to believe Yolanda.  Lisa is willing to let it go and can’t understand why Kyle won’t since Lisa is OK with it and the remark was about her.  Lisa says she has a history with Yolanda’s family and it’s not worth it.  Kyle thinks Lisa is “taking sides” and is intimidated by Yolanda.  I don’t think Lisa is intimidated by anyone.  I’m with Lisa on this one.  Kyle needs to let it go.  It’s not that big a deal but I have a feeling it’s going to be one of those season-long feuds.  Sigh.

Now, about Lisa’s little digs at Kyle.  Lisa has a habit of jokingly getting little jabs in here and there and Kyle seems to be the recipient most of the time.  This could be because Kyle takes it so seriously and Lisa knows it.  If I were Kyle, I would have some pretty scathing comebacks for Lisa when it happened, but Kyle would rather get mad and stew about it.  If Kyle recognizes it and doesn’t like it, then she should be the one cutting Lisa out of her life or learn to deal with it and hand it right back to Lisa.  Other than imitating Lisa’s British accent, Kyle is not being very imaginative or creative.  I’m sure if I tried I could definitely come up with some good zingers for Lisa.

Here’s a rundown of Lisa’s comments and jabs about Kyle.  (1) Kyle is not a business woman, she just likes fashion.  I kind of agree with Lisa here as Kyle herself said she didn’t realize what she was getting into when she opened her store and she had that blank look on her face when the Chamber of Commerce person was talking to her. (2) When Lisa and Kyle are in her kitchen talking about various tabloid rumors, Mauricio and Portia come in and Mauricio informs them they are going to run some errands.  Lisa makes a comment to the effect that must be where the rumors are coming from about Mauricio being with a younger woman.  Kyle gives Lisa the “cut it out” sign.  I’m with Kyle on this one.  Inappropriate and not very nice.  (3) When Joyce and her husband show up, Lisa makes a remark that perhaps Joyce should do an advertisement for Pantene since she has such a beautiful head of hair. Kyle has done ads for Pantene in the past.  Boy, Lisa really knows how to get to Kyle, doesn’t she?  (4) When Kyle and Lisa are sitting talking about British accents and Yolanda’s accent, Lisa rubs her hand on Kyle’s head, which Kyle sees as condescending.  I didn’t see it that way, but Kyle was already pretty much pissed by this time.  There may have been some other little Lisa tidbits I missed. Kyle says Lisa is playing games with her.  Ya think?  And Kyle is playing right into Lisa’s hand.

real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-season-4-gallery-episode-401-28Yolanda got invited to Kyle’s party but told Brandi she wouldn’t go unless Kyle called her.  Well, she showed up but there wasn’t much interaction between Kyle and Yolanda.  Yolanda did say something catty about Joyce’s hair being much prettier than Kyle’s, but not in earshot of Kyle.

real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-season-4-gallery-episode-401-21About the new women.  Could be in the editing, but Carlton came across as a killjoy.  She doesn’t like cocktail parties, she doesn’t like sex talk, she didn’t like the way Joyce and her husband reacted to her kids’ unusual names (Destiny, Mystery and Cross).  It wasn’t a terrible reaction, but they kind of hesitated and didn’t fawn all over them like Kyle and Kim did when they heard them.  Not a good first impression, but we all know first impressions are not always accurate.  On the other hand, Joyce and her husband seemed fun and friendly from what I could tell.

real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-season-4-gallery-episode-401-22Brandi took pleasure in pointing out Scheanna’s injured tooth by asking her what was wrong with it.  Note to Brandi: Scheanna wasn’t married when she screwed your husband, but your husband was.  Not that Scheanna was blameless, but if not her it would have been someone else.  Just saying.  Get.over.it.  Lisa reminds Scheanna that Brandi has an axe to grind and to keep that in mind when talking to her.

Kim has no common sense and has trouble functioning as an adult.  She cannot even take care of a dog.  Kim, when you can’t reach a dog toy, get a broom handle or a stick or something to get it out.  I am wondering what Kingsley had in his mouth at first. Is anyone else?  Must see TV.

I’m not covering anything about the SUR staff since I don’t know who they are (besides Scheanna).  We leave the RHOBH episode and morph into the Vanderpump Rules episode.  I will bid adieu now.  I have to get up at 4:30 a.m.

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From Twitter last night

Seriously peeps! Today isn’t the day 2fuck with me I will just block u – I have real family issues that actually matter unlike u hater fucks

And then as WWHL aired, (with Lisa Vanderpump and Whitney Cummings)  she tweeted her boss Andy Cohen

@andy his teeth are real and so is his c*ck btw 🙂 don’t be jelly people

@Andy ask @WhitneyCummings 2 invite me 2 her show 4 a proper meal… howz that show going anyway???

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My take on the whole Kyle – Lisa thing by NMD

Lisa has a sarcastic sense of humor.  She takes digs.  Kyle has decided to play the victim this season, and will let us know how she feels when Lisa jabs at her.  For the most part she’ll smile as Lisa makes her quips, but tell us how she feels in her talking head interviews.  That way, Lisa won’t know that Kyle is upset and will keep on taking digs.  While Brandi is crowing about being the chess master, Kyle is slowly moving in on the queen.  It’s going to be an interesting season.

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Overlap – Real Housewives of BH and Vanderpump Rules

For whatever reason, Bravo decided to make a two hour episode combining RHOBH and VPRules.  The co-mingling was a party at Kyle’s house (for the BH Chamber of Commerce) catered by SUR staff.  This party was also an excuse to meet the two new housewives.  So while there was drama by the BH ladies at the party, there was also drama in the kitchen with the SUR staff.  As the party wound down, BH ended and VPRules began ….

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Vanderpump Rules – S2Ep01     

By HydrangeaHussy

vanderpump-rules-castLisa and her crew of beautiful employees are back!  Last season saw the demise of Stassi & Jax, a parking lot brawl, and a lot of drinking.  This season promises more infidelity rumors, another racy photo shoot, a wedding, and another brawl.  We start the same way as last season, with a lead-in from Beverly Hills. vanderpump-rules-season-2-beverly-hills-party-21 Kristen has a whole lot of attitude while prepping for Kyle’s party.  I’ve worked in restaurants & definitely would have been sent home for talking to my boss like that, if not fired.  She says that she’s 30 years old & an adult & shouldn’t have to put up with this BS.  I’m not sure what BS she’s referring to &  I don’t care how old she is, you do what your boss tells you to do, no questions or whining about wanting to work with your boyfriend.

vanderpump-rules-season-2-beverly-hills-party-13In the kitchen, Brandi points out that Scheana has a miscolored tooth.  We learn that Scheana fell & knocked her front teeth out.  Scheana immediately gets upset because she’s self conscious about the temporary filler that was put in.  She cries to Lisa that Brandi was being mean.  Lisa points out that she did sleep with Brandi’s husband.  If Scheana & Brandi can’t get along, maybe Scheana shouldn’t work housewife parties anymore.  But then there wouldn’t be any drama!  Stassi comes in & there is tension between she & Scheana.  The day of Scheana’s mouth surgery, Stassi didn’t call her.  Scheana is super pissed about it.  Apparently now Lisa knows about it & Lisa is upset with Stassi.  Stassi doesn’t think that she needs to apologize because it was just dental surgery & starts an argument about it with Scheana in Kyle’s kitchen.  I don’t care what kind of ‘surgery’ I’m having, I would expect my close friends to at least check on me.  I think it was tasteless of Stassi to try to minimize what was obviously a traumatic experience for her friend.  Jax informs Lisa & Lisa shuts down the argument.  Good for Lisa to separate them.  There is no reason to bring your personal drama into work!  These kids still act like they’re in high school.

Jax is on a mission to get Stassi back.  He says that he’s got his job back at Sur (after he quit last year) but that he still hasn’t reconciled with Stassi.  Stassi recognizes that Jax is a compulsive liar, but he’s good in bed.  She continues to struggle with whether to have a relationship with him.  Jax sounds just as self-centered as he did last season.  I’m also not convinced that he has his life together, isn’t he in the same position that he was in last year?  Sounds like the makings of a great relationship.

Lisa has left the party & her staff is just standing around Kyle’s kitchen.  Kyle asks if they plan to put her house back the way it was, as that is what most caterers do.  The girls seem confused & aren’t sure what Kyle is talking about.  Part of hiring a caterer is so you don’t have a bunch of clean-up to do after the party.  The caterer brings in food, liquor, serving ware, glasses, etc &  I would expect them to clean up what they brought with them.  Scheana takes charge by telling the staff to collect all of the glasses & trays to be packed up.  After cleaning up most of the house, the crew leaves Scheana to finish.  They head out to a club for after-work drinks.  Kristen is already there.

Katie tells Kristen that she should not have picked a fight with Lisa at the party.  Kristen says that all she did was stand up for herself & that Lisa just doesn’t like her.  She tells the other girls that they complain all of the time but never stand up for themselves at work.  Tom, her boyfriend, says that you just can’t tell your boss ‘no.’  Finally, a voice of reason.  Kristen is Lisa’s employee.  If Kristen doesn’t like the way that Lisa runs her business, she can find another restaurant to work in.  Katie is hurt that Kristen thinks she won’t stand up for herself.  Kristen has way too much attitude this season & seems to think she’s too good for her waitressing job.  She comes off as overly aggressive.  Katie says that Kristen complains constantly about ‘something’ but doesn’t do anything about it.  We then learn that, while going through a rough patch, Tom cheated on Kristen in Vegas.  Sound familiar?  I wonder if Jax was with him.  Katie thinks that Kristen is being hypocritical because she complains about Tom’s cheating but continues to live with him.  Katie tells her to act like a 30 year old if she wants to be treated like one.

Lisa, Pandora & Scheana are shopping.  Pandora & Scheana are friends, which may explain Stassi’s attitude.  She’s jealous that Pandora has another friend.  The relationship that Lisa & Scheana have seems like the relationship Stassi & Lisa had last year.  Lisa is their boss, but also their friend’s mother.  That tends to confuse the business relationship in the restaurant.  Pandora & Scheana are going to have a joint birthday party & want to find matching dresses.  Lisa doesn’t get it, neither do I.  Are we 12?  Scheana expects an apology from Stassi.  Lisa says that she’s going to stay out of it, but agrees that Stassi should have called after how supportive Scheana was of Stassi during her breakup with Jax.  Scheana says that she & Stassi got to be very close during that time, but feels that Stassi dumped her as soon as she made up with Katie & Kristen.  I think Scheana needs to move on, these petty girls aren’t worth all of the effort.

Stassi & her Dad are having coffee.  He owns an architecture firm in NOLA.  He’s going to Monte Carlo & Stassi is jealous.  He tells her that when she earns the money or meets a man with money, she can go.  Jax wants to meet with her dad to clear the air.  Stassi says that she’s confused because Jax trys so hard, but she doesn’t know if she can trust him.  Her dad says that they are both too good-looking but that Stassi can just marry a rich guy.  Wait, did he really just encourage his daughter to be a gold-digger?  Jax arrives for his conversation alone with Stassi’s father.  He doesn’t take it easy on Jax, who apologizes for all of the hurt that he caused Stassi.  Jax brings up Frank, who Stassi started dating right after the break-up.  Not a good idea.  Stassi’s dad says that Frank seemed to know where he was going in life, unlike Jax.  I’m not sure that criticizing Stassi is the right way to go when apologizing to her father.  Stassi’s father seems most concerned with Jax’s income & his ability to support Stassi.  I see where Stassi gets some of her elitism.

At SUR, Stassi & Katie are sneaking tequila shots when Lisa arrives.  Lisa says that her staff is still a hot mess.  Lisa pulls Kristen aside to speak with her & Nathalie, a business partner.  Lisa is very honest about her issues – Kristen was rude & disrespectful.  Kristen thinks that Lisa’s issues stem from Scheana.  Kristen seems like she is miserable with her life, but is blaming everyone else.  Lisa points out that there are consequences for words & actions at work.  Nathalie points out that Kristen seems different since she started dating Tom.  Lisa suggests that Kristen take two weeks off & reflect on what she wants from life.  Kristen, in her TH, says that she doesn’t regret her actions & that she would rather be suspended than take Lisa’s BS.  I think that her behavior was incredibly disrespectful.  She probably should have been fired & was lucky to get away with a suspension.  Kristen has way too much attitude; she acts as though everyone is out to get her.

Jax & Other Tom, Katie’s boyfriend, are at the gym.  Tom says that he doesn’t hold a grudge & has forgiven Jax for lying to all of them.  They’re guys so it’s expected.  Jax complains about how having a girlfriend just rains on his parade, but says that he loves Stassi.  Sounds like a stereotypical guy conversation, complaining about how women hold them back.  Jax says that his meeting with her father went ok.  I’m not sure what conversation he was a part of, but I don’t think Stassi’s dad is ok with him yet.  He hopes to end up with Stassi.  Of course, the boys make light of the situation.

Kristen & Tom are still living together.  Tom cheated on her a few days after her birthday & her friends told her to leave him.  She loves him & says that it’s not easy to leave.  Tom is leaving for work & Kristen says that they  need to have a serious conversation.  Tom wants to have a conversation when Kristen hasn’t been drinking.  She’s still very angry about the cheating.  She chooses that moment to yell at him about the cheating.  It’s never a good idea to pick a fight as he’s leaving for work.  Kristen seems like one of those people who isn’t happy unless they have something to complain about.  Tom says that they were in a bad place & hadn’t been intimate in months.  Cheating is never ok & he should have talked to her or broken up with her if he was that unhappy.  In his TH, Tom says he isn’t sure how long they can keep living like this.  He goes to work & Stassi arrives with wine.  Stassi tells her that it isn’t good to stay in the house & be angry or upset all of the time.  Kristen says that, after the cheating, the girls went through Tom’s phone bill & found the Vegas numbers.  They discovered the Vegas Skank.  Kristen tells Stassi that she forgave Tom, but it doesn’t sound like she has forgiven him.  She says that she should have left for a week or so to chill out.  Stassi isn’t sure what to do about Jax.  I bet they’ll get back together.

The conversation turns to the joint birthday party.  Stassi says that, if the party were just for Scheana, she wouldn’t go.  But she is friends with Pandora & must go.  Plus Pandora is her boss.  Kristen says that Scheana is jealous of Stassi’s relationship with Pandora.  Seems to me like Stassi is the jealous one.  Stassi, Katie & Other Tom arrive at the party.  Katie is surprised by the matching dresses.  For people who claim to be her friends, they sure do make snide comments about Scheana an awful lot.  Scheana says that she can’t stay mad at Jax because he was the only one to reach out to her after her accident.  Stassi & Scheana step to the side to discuss their issue.  Stassi says that she wasn’t worried because it was just dental surgery.  Scheana explains that she was hurt because Stassi has turned her back now that she’s friends with Katie & Kristen again.  Stassi apologizes, which she says was fake, so that Scheana won’t talk badly to Lisa & Pandora.  Yep, Stassi is still a self-centered b*tch.

Scheana asks Stassi if Kristen plans to go out with the group that night.  Stassi says yes.  Pandora & Scheana both agree that they have no interest in seeing her.  Scheana informs the group that Kristen’s attitude was disrespectful at Kyle’s party.  Not really the forum or the audience for that kind of comment.  Pandora is upset by the way her mother was treated, but I don’t understand why Scheana is so upset.  It’s not really any of her business.  Scheana wonders aloud why they stay friends with Kristen if she continues to behave like that.  No good.  A surefire way to alienate people is to talk poorly about their friends.  It’s like talking about family – you can talk badly about your own family, but god help the outsider who does it.

At the bar, Pandora & Scheana try to include Stassi, but she wants none of it.  Scheana’s mom is there.  Pandora gives Scheana some fabulous sparkly shoes.  Katie is not impressed with the shoes.  She says that she thought Pandora had more taste.  I happen to like the shoes.  Shane, Scheana’s boyfriend, is at the bar drinking Stassi’s drink.  Who just walks up & takes a sip of someone’s drink?  Kristen & Tom arrive.  Tom admits to a co-worker that there is no justification for his actions in Vegas.  Pandora tells Kristen that she does not want to be involved in Lisa & Kristen’s issues.  Kristen thinks that Pandora is taking her mother’s side.  What did she expect?  Jax arrives with immediate compliments for Stassi.  She says that he’s pathetic in the way he follows her around, but that she loves it.

Scheana walks up to the threesome (Stassi, Katie & Kristen) talking about her.  Scheana is upset that Kristen didn’t call her after the surgery & Kristen is made that Scheana called her a bad friend.  This whole group talks behind each other’s back way too much.  Kristen follows Scheana into the bar.  Pandora leaves with a reminder that it’s Scheana’s birthday & that they should probably be nice to her.  Scheana asks the girls to leave because they obviously aren’t her friends.  Shane says that they should leave Scheana alone on her birthday.  Other Tom steps in & a fight breaks out.  Katie thinks that they got kicked out because of the fight, but weren’t they leaving before? Shane is just so drunk that he has no idea what’s going on.  He was trying to stick up for his girlfriend.  Outside, Other Tom is praised by Scheana’s so-called-friends for standing up for Katie.  Scheana is yelling from the balcony for Stassi to come back & Stassi leaves with Katie.  The whole thing reeks of high school.  Aren’t these people supposed to be adults?

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Happy Birthday LA Debra

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334 Responses to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules – Premiere Night

  1. Rebecca says:

    Happy Birthday ladebra!!

  2. Rebecca says:

    OK I’m sorry but I will strongly disagree with everyone saying that Lisa took a dig at Kyle in her kitchen. Lisa was trying to bring a little levity to the stupid gossip. If Kyle wasn’t so bent on being the victim, she would have joined in. I saw it in no way as being anything but a dumb quip in poor taste.

    Kyle needs to turn to Camille and Brandi for spreading the gossip out in public. One episode in, and I’m already sick of this teary eyed bullshit story.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Rebecca – I agree. Lisa was totally making fun of the rumors and Kyle and Mo took it a bit seriously. Leads me to believe that there might be some truth?!? As for Portia being in the room, I don’t think she heard or understood anything that was being said. But she will do so soon enough, so maybe lay off that kind of talk in front of her. Kyle is way too defensive and Lisa knows it. Kyle needs to grow a thicker skin and stop playing the poor is me game. I’m over it!

      • Rebecca says:

        Another point is Kyle always whining about wanting her friendship with Lisa to go back to the way it was (you know, after Kyle threw dig after dig to her onscreen) and then when Lisa tells a dry joke like she always did in the past, Kyle turns on the waterworks.

        • BB says:

          Did Kyle cry last night in last night’s episode? I totally missed it. I agree Kyle can dish it out (not very well) but she can’t take it.

    • T-Rex says:

      In addition, I happened to catch WWHL re-run this morning, and Lisa pointed out that just before that joke, they had been talking about a sex-tape involving Lisa that happened to be in the ragmags at the same time. Again VileKyle is going to play the “poor me” victim, good grief, although it make me give credence to the fact that Murray did or maybe still does cheat on her!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      i AGREE. a) I don’t think Lisa really thinks he’s an unfaithful husband. and b) there is no b

      • T-Rex says:

        Actually I don’t think Lisa cares if Murray cheats or not, I would tend to believe that in her mind, it’s not her business. She runs a successful restaurant, with private dining rooms, she knows all about spouses who cheat. Shoot when I was in the restaurant(more Bar) biz, even those that work in the restaurants/bars cheated with other staff and clientele, happened all the time. It’s one of the reasons I had a strict rule of not dating co-workers(the “don’t sh*t where you eat” rule), I dated the clientele though, I believe that most of them weren’t married, but I could have run into a liar or two, but I didn’t knowingly sleep with a married man.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          When I was a kid in college, I worked at a truck stop. The married with children manager was schtupping one of the waitresses, who was also married with children. I could never believe it at the time. I was shocked, I tell ya!!!

          The assistant manager was schtupping my best friend there (another waitress) but both of them were unmarried, so whatevs.

        • Amber...Real Wife says:

          Yep “SOME” restaurant employees treat the job like their own dating site. Quite the incestuous bunch in the ‘work family’. A lot of flirting, dating and cheating going on.

          As for LisaV… yes it was a dig but VileKyle can’t cry foul if she didn’t stop it right there. They’re both catty and make comments about the others all the time. She could’ve said
          “DON’T JOKE ABOUT MY MARRIAGE!” and that would be that!

      • chismosa™ says:

        LOL Lainey. I’m going to use that one 💥

    • Powell says:

      53 minutes in and Rebecca you’ve had enough? I can’t wait to see this epi over the weekend. 🙂

    • windycitywondering2 says:

      ITA – both Kyle and Maurice both need to address the real elephant in the room – the victim routine just isn’t doing it. Lisa knows what to do when it comes to matters of the tabloid and maybe Kyle should follow her lead and use that cackle of hers for something other than making fun of others!

      • VV™ says:

        I noticed that when Lisa brought it up in front of Mauricio. Kyle made the “cut” sign to Lisa. This to me gave me the impression that it is Mauricio the one that doesn’t want to talk about it. It has been established he is a momma’s boy. I think Moe is not confortable around Lisa and he gets very defensive with this cheating rumors thing that have been going on for at least 4 years now…A little too defensive…
        makes me suspicious…

    • The gossip was out there, they were discussing. I don’t think Lisa was trying to be cruel, she was just having a conversation. I’m so tired of Kyle’s poor me attitude. She blames everyone but herself.

  3. rabblerouser2010R says:

    Hi everyone…

    Here is my take…

    The more I see of Brandi or hear about her tweets…the more and more I can’t stand her. I’ve said it before, her twitter account reminds me of Amanda Brynes. I really hope the people around Brandi who do care about her stage some sort of intervention.

    Lisa definitely was trying to throw shade at Kyle. She gets this cheeky grin that reminds me of a cat playing with a mouse right before they kill and devour it.

    Kyle is still resentful she isn’t the HBIC

    Kim look great at the party..but she is still boring and brings nothing to the show.

    Colton needs to take the stick out of her ass. Seriously, don’t give your children very unusual and alternative names then get offended when someone asks you to repeat them because they aren’t sure if they heard you correct…or are awkwardly silent. My kids have masculine sounding names and I don’t get offended if someone hears the name and assumes I have boys. I realized at the time I named them..it would likely happen on occasion. Honestly, if my kids got an invitation to a birthday party and it said “Mystery” on it…I would think they must be planning one hell of a surprize party..that they won’t even let the guest know who the party is for.

    Joyce seems nice.

    • Orson says:

      Colton, when people mock your children’s names, they’re not making fun of your children. They’re really mocking their idiot parent who saddled them with those monikers.

      • HuskerHuny says:

        After my twin girls were born and I would take them out, people would ask me what their names were before asking me what gender they were (both were quite bald headed). When I said Jillian and Lauren, they would say “oh, a boy and a girl,” thinking Lauren was Loren, a boy’s name. I wasn’t offended at all and felt bad when the person asking seemed to be embarrassed when I corrected them. Easy mistake. Ease up Colton! She doesn’t seem the type to do so though.

        • chismosa™ says:

          I have never heard of people assuming a name like Lauren – no matter how spelled- is a boy’s name !?
          How odd!!

      • T-Rex says:

        Orson, totally agree with this comment! Poor kids get sidled with the names their idiot parents thought were cute, because they are “different” or “unique” or in most cases, just stupid.

      • kit9 says:

        lol! So true! And, come on, you don’t name your poor kid Mystery(or maybe it’s Mysteri, or perhapsy Mistery)and not expect to get guff about it. Also, Carlton comes off, right off the bat, like a loon. Seriously, she’s having a convo with adults and one jokes about liking to run around naked when his kids are gone and she is all shocked? Wth? She’s one of those people that looks for reasons to be offended. Also, her skin is bad! Looks like burnt leather.

      • shamrockblonde says:

        agree 100% –

    • LaineyLainey says:

      These are my daughters Thor and Brutus.

  4. Orson says:

    Is anyone else disturbed by Stassi’s fondness for describing in detail what harm she wants to do to people she’s angry at? I mean, which organs she wants to cut out of them or whether to disembowel them before or after they’re drawn and quartered? I’d keep far far away from her.

    • Anne says:

      Yes, I found it disturbing last season. I ended up watching the Voice last night, after about 15 minutes, so I missed Stassi’s comments in this episode. She also has a lack of compassion for others (based on last season’s treatment of both Scheana and Lora Leigh and the description in the blog of last night’s episode about the comments regarding the dental surgery). If Stassi has any redeeming qualities, they don’t show up on film.

    • Amber...Real Wife says:

      She’s a whore-ibble twit who surrounds herself w/ vapid emaciated dolts. Her penchant of mentally murdering and mutilating co-workers gives us a peek into her violent side.

    • shamrockblonde says:

      I’d keep sharp objects away from her as well………. she and GG from the Shahs of Sunset should NEVER hang out………

  5. AZGirl says:

    Happy Birthday LADebra!

    • ladebra says:

      Thank you AZ! I’m busting out the drinks at 5:00. I have a bottle of champs lol I’ve been saving!

      Hope Pepper is doing better.

  6. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Guess what day it is Mike? It’s hump day eve. 🙂 And its cold. Yes Husker I’m sure you’re in heaven. 🙂 You lovely people don’t work to hard & have a great day. And Lulu & BB take care of those babies little teeth coming in.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      I am always in heaven. Haven’t turned my furnace on yet and I’m still wearing my shorts today even though it’s raining like a son of a gun and it’s only 40 degrees out. Mucho snow out to the north and west of me, but it shouldn’t reach here so Hump Day looks safe – thanks Mike!

    • lulu says:

      Thank you Powell!!!! Life is good!! Its amazing what a little tylenol will do for teething. :

  7. T-Rex says:

    Regarding STFUBrandi and her kids, I would like to point out that her children are 10 and 6, they are NOT babies. No way a 10 year old boy should be seeing his mother drunk and naked around the house, IMO. I know that those in the “nudist” societies would think me prudish about this, but STFUBrandi is way over-sexed in her attitude. I would imagine that right about now, the 10 yr old is probably starting to hear stuff about his mother. She talks like a trucker, parades herself as the public whore and town drunk, yeah, when that kid gets into drugs and alcohol, she will be the first one to blame everyone but herself.

  8. Amalfi says:

    I love Lisa… I really don’t care for Kyle. But I finally watched this mess. Wow… Lisa is kind of a bitch, isn’t she?

    Not that Kyle doesn’t deserve it after three seasons of pulling shit though…

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Yes, Lisa can be a b!!! totally! But I still liker her best on this upscale crapfest (MTH). Did you watch her on WWHL? She’s not all sugar and spice,…but I don’t think she ever pretended to be. Except maybe when she was all hurt about Kyle not supporting her. Although, she wasn’t being sugar and spice about it, imo, she was angry about it and basically wasn’t “having it.” I would try not to cross her if I needed her. But, I honestly don’t think Kyle needs her. She has her own circle of friends and then there are always Mauricio’s clients’ wives for her to be chummy with. Until closing day.

      • Amalfi says:

        Well, she is definitely the prettiest and the most charming, and I find in our shallow world, that earns you a pass on a lot of things.

        Lainey — I agree with you 100% that people should not try to cross her. She reminds me of a people collector. She wants a stable of Giggys to groom and take care of and all she expects back is return in your undying love and gratitude for life. Don’t get me wrong, if Lisa adopted me like a hairless puppy, I would be like being her lapdog for a while, but most people have a backbone and may defy her from time to time. Mommy’s not happy.

        I am glad I don’t know these people in real life tho…..

      • T-Rex says:

        Lainey I totally agree, I guess since my mom is british as our most of the cousins we visit, they are all so sarcastic, that I “get” that kind of biting humor. I do think that Lisa can be a bitch, but she has to be in her business, you don’t run a successful empire of restaurants and clubs without having that inner-bitch to get stuff done. Again, I will point out that VileKyle had been having a laugh about an article about a sex-tape prior to Lisa’s comment. Again, I don’t think it was all about Portia being in the room for the comment, I think it was all about Murray being in the room! I think Murray cheats, he was absolutely caught asking for other women’s phone numbers, I think VileKyle knows he cheats and “chooses” to keep her family and lifestyle instead of divorcing him.

        • shamrockblonde says:

          agreed – it had nothing to do with the little one – it had everything to do with the big baby in the kitchen – and I didn’t take anything Lisa said as a dig – she was trying to lighten the mood – agreed that it failed, but that has nothing to do with the intent –

          • T-Rex says:

            Here is the thing, Lisa stated that just prior to that comment they were joking about a story that also was circulating that there was a sex tape with Lisa on it, so it’s okay to joke about a sex tape, but to make another joke about VileKyle’s story was not okay, color me confused. Again, it’s the her martyred story line this season, this is going to get old really quickly

            • kit9 says:

              A tabloid rumor about Lisa having a sex tape is so absurd it’s on par with Lisa being pregnant with Elvis’ baby. Lisa can’t worry about it damaging her reputation and Lisa’s kids can’t be hurt by it because it’s so ridiculous.. Not so with Kyle’s kids having to deal with rumors their dad may be cheating on their mom. Also, it sounds like Lisa was laughing at the sex tape, too, whereas Lisa knows damn well that Kyle doesn’t find any humor in accusations her husband is cheating on her. The sex tape mention, imo, was just Lisa very lame attempt to excuse her comment.

  9. Amalfi says:

    Brandi makes me want to take a bath after watching her. EVERY time. I feel so filthy just watching her on my screen – I need to wipe it down. Where is the Lysol?

  10. ladebra says:

    Love love love your blog BB. I made it until Brandi was walking around in the empty house placing furniture … Then it was lights out. I swear once I get horizontal I am out like a light. Oh well. I will watch it later and skip the commercials ha! It looks like they are going to have another go at Lisa. Oh well, I wonder if everyone is in on the table read for the seasons plot lines, or if it’s a surprise? Anyway, que será, será.

  11. BB says:

    Happy Birthday ladebra. Hope you have a wonderful day!

    • Rick is becoming a full of himself dickhead. He banished Carol for the same thing (basically) his own son did in an earlier episode. Murder for the good of the group.

      • Amalfi says:

        I agree! Except I don’t think Rick ever believed that Carl really did that, though.

        But I think he was just afraid of Carol and used that as an excuse.

  12. BB says:

    He’s baaaaaack! Love this guy. https://medium.com/p/18613dce577c

  13. VV™ says:

    Happy Birthday, LA Debra! 🎊🎉🎂🎁🎈

    • ladebra says:

      Thank you VV !! It’s just been the best day, sun is shinning, and I’m almost done with the work part ! Yay!

  14. VV™ says:

    NMD,
    I agree Kyle is playing victim….AGAIN… Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz

  15. VV™ says:

    Jill,
    Have a blast at B’s taping!!!!! Report as soon as you can.

  16. VV™ says:

    BB,
    May The Force Be With You for the rest if the season for having to recap on this show.

    I see a lot if parallels between Jersey and RHOBH. I think this franchise is damaged and I don’t think I’ll enjoy it this season as much.

    I also think the digs that Lisa took at Kyle and vice versa on their THs were taped righ after the Puerto Rico when the wounds of their fights were still fresh.

    I have to keep an eye on the outfits they were wearing at the time. Bravo is not editing very well either and again they are setting up and leading viewers to think a certain way with their choppy editing, “music” and voice over.

  17. plainviewsue says:

    Happy birthday LA Debra!!!

  18. Rebecca says:

    Kyle was born in Hollywood, grew up in El Centro, and lives in Bel Air.

    Can someone please tell me how incredibly stupid this woman is if she thinks she’s from Beverly Hills? Are you effing kidding me?

    • windycitywondering2 says:

      LOL Rebecca be very, very careful – Kyle might call you a liar!

    • VV™ says:

      Just as stupid as to celebrate Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce 100th Birthday in Bel Air? Perhaps, Kyle didn’t allow the BH Chamber of Commerce to celebrate it in Beverly Hills.

  19. plainviewsue says:

    Usually the first episode of HW’s tends to be slow, which I found this one to be. Kyle is the Melissa of this franchise; always the perpetual victim. Poor me. She seems to forget that she can throw shade with the best of them. Kim is the Kathy of this franchise. Absolutely no storyline, altho I did chuckle a bit with Kingsley. I’d rather live with Kingsley then Richie W!!!!! Lisa is the Teresa of this franchise. The break out star. The other HW’s strive to bring her down, but fail. Yolanda is the Caroline. She thinks she knows everything and is very quick to judge people. I do like Yolanda, at least I did last season. Brandi is Jacqueline. Addicted to twitter in a bad way. Turns on a very good friend who was always there for her. Brandi is one major disappointment. I thought Whitney Cummings on WWHL was hysterical last nite recognizing a twitter war with Brandi. Andy was busting.

  20. Powell says:

    Boy oh boy. A whole lot of crying in the first minutes of VRs. I think Bravo gave 10yrs olds 20 something yrs olds bodies.

  21. Good afternoon (here) people..

    Happy Birthday ladebra – I hope you’re having a great one… 😀

    I missed chatting with you all last night because I fell asleep and comparing that to watching these two fests, I would say time well spent. Eventually however I do wake up and find myself bored. So while I read through your comments, I watched (streamed) Vanderpump Rules. Boy did I regret that.. I watched the first episode of it last time when it was the exit of a RHOBH episode (nice Infomercial there, Lisa) so I guess it’s fitting that I watch the first one this time so I at least know who I am trashing. Besides, it’s more fun to trash these characters when you know who they are. I noticed Lisa’s daughter got a lot of screen time. Is she part of that shitfest now?

    The the mother of all fests came on.. I’ll let you decide what kind of fest, it’s the wrong coast for crapfest. The infomercial continues. I realize I watched them in the wrong order but that’s how they played after WWHL. BTW, the poll, Kyle or the new kid, best hair, though I think there is another horse in BH missing his tail, the new kid from Puerto Rico takes that one hands down. Kyle on the show, continues that ridiculous hair flip every time she speaks and she has to have THE fakest laugh I have ever heard. Followed closely by her sister who BTW, was wearing a Kathy Hilton dress. Does that mean she raided her sister’s closet or is KH now a dress designer? Yes, I saw last season. Nice way to slip that in, Richards Sisters.. WTF is up with Kim being besties with Brandi? How did that happen? NJBev- Thank you for believing that I’m too good for Brandi.. It does mean something to me 😉 The only reason we had Kyle’s party was to introduce the new kids. Much like when we met Heather in OC (Yes I saw that episode) looking to buy property for her new house, with Tamra as the RE agent. Whatever happened to that? We never saw her as a RE agent again. Don’t worry my friends, I doubt we’ll be bothered with the BH Chamber of Commerce again. That guy talking to Kyle about it in her store had the biggest what the phuck am I doing here look on his face I’ve ever seen..I’ll wrap this up with this.. Carlton, if you don’t want people talking about your kid’s names, then don’t saddle them with such stupid names.

    I’ll reserve the right to trash them later. For now, I’ll leave you with this.. Enjoy the show ladies and gents. I don’t want to rain on any of your parades of doing so by constantly negatively commenting on these people. I’ll watch with occasional comment but I stand behind my assertion that all of these HWs shows are exactly the same.

    Next up was the Miami wedding.. Sorry, I don’t do Bravo weddings and I haven’t watched that show since the end of season 1,

    • shamrockblonde says:

      Happy Birthday ladebra!!! *sets down Carvel ice cream cake* – breakfast may been cupcackes, but lunch is ice cream cake!! – hoping all of your wishes come true! –

    • VV™ says:

      I’ll watch too but with the same ugly feeling that had watching Jersey…

    • ladebra says:

      Thank you Jeff for the birthday wishes 🙂 I’m still on a sugar high, and can’t wait for dinner and cocktails, and PRESENTS! Yay! 🙂

    • Powell says:

      MTH you just crack me up. And NJBev was right. You are definitely too good for Brandi. Boy oh boy do I love getting the male point of view on these shows. No Crapfest doesn’t fit BH. You’re gonna have to come up w/a new Fest that befits BH. 🙂

  22. VV™ says:

    Did anybody catch WWHL last night? Lisa said that the picture her and Adrienne took together was just for show and that the two have not really made up.
    I think NOBODY here thought they were back to friends.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I saw. Hey, she was honest. It was great.

    • T-Rex says:

      Yep, she said they are cordial but are not friends. I would believe that these two women do have to function in the same social circles. I don’t believe that the Witchard sisters, nor STFUBrandi come near to being a part of those social circles

  23. I have a lot of thoughts about BH but I won’t bore you with them…..some are really good though, I just don’t have the focus to go on a rant…and what a rant it would be!!! I did read all the blogs last night, something I rarely do but was surprised they were up so quickly and I wrote this on FB and am bringing it over here..

    Didn’t Carlton realize that she had already signed a contract to be on the show and was wearing a mic pack on her back when she went to this Kyle person’s party, what a load of bullshit!!

  24. Nancy says:

    Happy Birthday LA Debra. I hope you have a great one. 🙂

  25. Happy Birthday LaDebra!!!

  26. Oh and really Kyle???? You just now figured out that Lisa gets in digs??? I have been saying I wouldn’t want her as a friend since Season 1….. There was one other thing….OH>>>>>>>>> Kyle WANTED to do Pantene commercials, she NEVER did them, she kept putting it out there…so that made Lisa’s dig EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!! (They use REAL actresses!!)

    • LaineyLainey says:

      yEAH,…i was like…whoah, Queenie, whoah, slow down with the digs Nellie! the Pantene comment was funny. And yes, Kyle has clearly been hinting to Pantene from day one that she would love to be their spokeswoman. LOL!!! My favorite part of your comment “THEY USE REAL ACTRESSES” hey, it’s funny.

      • Instead of Crapfest this season is Digfest 2013!! I will probably watch it again cuz I am sure I miss some of them. They are gonna make it all the way to China by the end of the season…remember as a kid thinking you could dig a hole all the way to China, way to teach Geography people!!!! Oh wait, I guess it can still be Crapfest cuz they are shoveling shit as fast as they can!!!!

        • LaineyLainey says:

          I can dig it. Reminds me of a song. Permit me to piggyback my own words….

          “That show! I’m gonna watch digfest, though it takes so long…can you dig it, can you dig it…”

          Yes, there’s the digfest to China…hey, at least you’re goal oriented. And then there’s the slow boat to China. Not sure how that fits.

          It doesnt.

    • lillybee says:

      I remember when Jillz was trying to get a Pantene commercial.

  27. Seriously peeps! Today isn’t the day 2fuck with me I will just block u – I have real family issues that actually matter unlike u hater fucks
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Really Brandi, this kind of crap and the hooha shot are what cost you a real supporter.. She some class woman.. There are a lot of other ways to tell it like it is. Trust the guy treading lightly in a room full of women.

  28. VV™ says:

    Oh my somebody else is ranting and attacking viciously Lisa V. This person is not a cast. This person was and is a mouthpiece for a former cast member. There are screen shots. I can’t say who don’t want to be blocked … Waiting for somebody else to post …

  29. rabblerouser2010R says:

    I hope you don’t mind if I take us off topic for a bit…but I could really use some advice because I have no idea what to do- and I feel like whatever I do or don’t do in this situation could have some very serious consequences.

    One of my best friends, let’s call her “Fergie” have a mutual friend…let’s call her “Ren”.

    Ren hasn’t always made the best choices in life, especially when it comes to men. She has two daughters by two different men. The oldest child’s father is in prison..so he is not in the picture. Her youngest child lives with her ex-husband.

    Ren and her daughter ended up living in the duplex above Ferg and her family. Ferg ended up taking on a lot of Ren’s issues (Ren is also bipolar and had been unemployed for some time leaving her financially destitute) such as trying to help her find employment, feeding her and her kid(s) and giving her money, not to mention Ren had a bad reaction to what she says was a drug prescribed to her by her psychiatrist where she became super paranoid and threatened to kill herself (although Ferg and I have suspected she might have been using illegal drugs, but we don’t really know), I actually had to go to her house to do a welfare check and found her passed out.

    So eventually, Ren gets evicted from her place for non payment of rent and ends up moving in with an on again/ off again boyfriend. Ferg was upset because Ren was also getting involved with her brother and some other drama with Ren caused a huge fight with her and her sister. So there was a little distance between the two, which made things kind of weird as all our kids go to the same school together.

    Ferg decides to give Ren another chance and helps her get a temp position with her company. The only problem is that it was out of state and Ren would be gone for 6 weeks. Ren decides to leave her kid with her boyfriend (and his room mate), We also find out that Ren’s kid doesn’t have an actual room in the house (where she is suppose to be living with her mother) is actually a mattress in a space underneath the stairs, with a bed sheet draped down.

    So over the last few weeks, Ferg and I started to see some things that were concerning such as the girl (who is only 8) walking to school by herself….late, unclean cloths….ect.

    Yesterday, I get a call from the school about Ren’s daughter, she is sick but they can’t reach her ‘mom’…and ‘dad’ . I explained Ren was working out of state ( I didn’t even get into the dad being in jail)..and that Ren’s boyfriend was left in charge of her care. I didn’t have a number for him, so I said I will call back and try to figure out what to do. I am authorized to pick the girl up from school, but I didn’t know if I would be out of order doing so.

    Part one

  30. kelly78@gmail.com says:

    I really wish the recaps would be like they used to be without all the insullting jabs to each housewife. Usually those were saved for opinion pieces.

  31. rabblerouser2010R says:

    part 2.

    I get a hold of Ferg, who happened to be working from home that day. She is upset and concerned…because of everything that has been going on. Between the two of us, we get a hold of Ren who says she can check her daughter out of school.

    Ferg says when she got her home and saw her filthy cloths, she gave her something else to ware while she washed them and noticed that the girls legs were covered in bruises.

    She calls Ren . Ren and her daughter both say the bruisers are from the weekend..where she was staying with her grandmother and extended family and it was from ‘learning to ride her bike’.

    Ferg and I decide that we will offer to take care of the child between two of us and our families…but Ren has her boyfriend pick her up that night.

    This morning the boyfriend calls Ferg and says the girl is sick and asks her to watch the child.

    Ferg has very important job and had to be at work, so that last I heard she said she would take the child to work with her.

    I don’t know what to do, I don’t know if the child is being abused but I do think she isn’t being properly cared for.

    • Ren sounds like a real prize. I have no experience with any of this stuff but just wanted to say that, and this.. I would tread very lightly around that abuse thing unless you’re more sure something is going on.

    • Nancy says:

      Hi RR…the color of the bruises can tell how old they are. If what they say is correct
      the bruises will still be a red/black color. If they have turned to yellowish the bruises are older. You are in a bad situation as once that bell has been rung there is no going back
      but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t make that call.

      • Nancy says:

        Maybe you both should have a meeting with her and tell her your concerns and see
        where it goes.

      • Nancy says:

        RR…one more thing about bruises. Check to see if they are all the same color.
        If they are NOT you should be worried. I HATE stuff like this. If she was brought into
        the ER I have a strong feeling CPS would be called. George is home if you want to
        chat with him.

        • rabblerouser2010R says:

          Would George know if bruises on the inner thigh are consistent with falling off bicycles?

          I know that kids get bruises and some bruise more easily that others. My oldest with some of her balance and coordination issues tends to get more bumps and bruises than a typical kid- so I would hate it if someone saw a bruise on my child and got the wrong idea but at the same time, I would feel awful if something is happening to this kid ;/

          • Nancy says:

            Can you call here? (818) 330-9929

            • rabblerouser2010R says:

              Hi Nancy, I just got home. (I had to take the kids to speech therapy- Ryanne also had OT, then soccer) What time can I call until?

              • Nancy says:

                Hi RR…anytime is ok. We usually go to bed around 9:30. We will both be home
                all day tomorrow.

                • rabblerouser2010R says:

                  Maybe tomorrow will be better. Then I will know if Ferg is will have the girl for the rest of the week so I won’t feel so worried and confused.

              • Nancy says:

                RR…George has a meeting tonight that I didn’t know about. (Grrrrr)
                Is tomorrow ok? Anytime is ok.

      • rabblerouser2010R says:

        I don’t know, I didn’t see the bruises. Ferg said there were numerous and they looked like they were in her inner thighs and that she also had what looked like scratches.

        • Nancy says:

          RR…that’s not a good sign.

          • rabblerouser2010R says:

            😦

            I know ferg was pretty upset when she told me about the bruises. She is pretty close to the girl, so if she was going to tell anyone that something was going on, it would likely be her. I don’t think she trusts Ren but she does trust the girl.

            • Nancy says:

              Obviously something is going on in that house. It seems like she has been negated or worse. She shouldn’t be walking to school on her own as well. If CPS gets involved the child will be taken out of the house, a medical exam will take place and then the interviews begin. Sometimes that takes a very long time to come to a conclusion.
              What does your gut tell you?

              • Nancy says:

                nelgleted. I hate spell check.

              • AZGirl says:

                I would bet on a woman’s intuition over anything. Yep Trust your Gut!

              • rabblerouser2010R says:

                I was so upset the day I saw her walking to school by herself. I had wanted to turn around but unfortunately it is only a 2 lane street as it parallels the 5 so there really isn’t any where to turn around so I would have had to do a 3 point turn and there was too much traffic on both side.

                I also saw her waking home one day..I thought she was by herself so I was going to over and driver her home, especially because I thought there was what looked like a beach bum walking a little behind her talking to her…..then I realized…it was Ren’s boyfriend.

        • LavaLady says:

          How much longer until the mom returns from work?

    • AZGirl says:

      What about contacting the school principal and school nurse? They may be helpful regarding procedures that the school follows in cases such as this. This little girl’s life could be in danger.

      • rabblerouser2010R says:

        I think the school might be suspecting something because when Ferg went to check the girl out of school, they mentioned to her they tried to call numerous people on the contact list and almost all the numbers were disconnected.

    • mrs peabody says:

      You need to report this to CPS, this is an unhealthy and possibly dangerous living situation for this child. If you are not comfortable with this, then go to the school and talk to the counselor as they are mandatory reporters.

      • LaineyLainey says:

        You and Nancy make a good point that perhaps the school can get involved. However, don’t be surprised if the school doesn’t share anything with YOU (because I think they are not allowed to discuss other people’s children with you) but they can listen,… and alerting them to your suspicions/worries will make them look into it further. Especially if you get their names, the teacher or principal, and let them know that you have kept a record of your report to the school.

      • rabblerouser2010R says:

        I was so tempted to say something to the principle today but I chickened out.

        I was thinking that if Ferg or I could take the child until her mother comes back in a couple of weeks that the storm could be ridden out. (if it is a storm)

        • LavaLady says:

          IMO, I think it might be wise to involve the school nurse. Ask her to check on the girl, talk to her, and see where it leads. They are trained professionals (hopefully) and will know the right course of action. I work in a preK through 3 school, and our school nurse is amazing. I would have no problem going to her with something like this. Of course, not every school nurse is like this.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      My vote is be direct and forthright and inquisitive. If you’re not satisfied with the answers get help in deciding how to proceed. Call the state hotline on Child Abuse…our state has one, I’m assuming yours does, too.

      Make sure the things you saw are based on fact (as you saw) and well thought out and documented (write it down) so that you don’t forget the details of what you saw, what you said, what she said, etc.

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      Thanks for all the advice and help…

      Ferg ended up calling in sick to work and not sending her own kid to school today to take care of the child. This is a very critical time at her work and she is responsible for some big accounts and I am fearing that she could wind up putting her own families financial security in peril out of feeling guilty/responsible for this child.

      This situation has me so stressed out…and makes me feel light headed which is not normal for me.

      • Powell says:

        Oh gosh RR. I’m sorry for the little girl and sorry that you & your friend are agonizing this. Everyone has given you good advice IMO. Speaking w/the school sounds like the best 1st step to me. I hope it is all from falling off a bike. I pray to God that’s all it is.

      • lulu says:

        I would call dcfs. The inner thigh bruising is a major red flag. Also she doesn’t have a real home to sleep in. Who knows about if she’s being fed? I know you don’t want to open “pandora’s box” but there are way too many reasons why you should. I’m very sad for the girl she needs to be in a safe enviroment. Please keep us posted.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Rabble this is terrible. Your friend needs to drop this friend – but I “get” that they have things linking them and this child is major MAJOR cause for concern.

        I would just err on side of caution and go with it.
        Better to be too careful and jump the gun on this than to NOT do anything at all.

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      Thank you again everyone for all your wisdom and experience and help.

      Right now “Ferg” still has the girl. she says that she is going to try and convince Ren’s boyfriend to let her keep her for the week.

      I was also thinking of something else. When the girl first started school last year, she was having lots of anxiety issues (Ren and her DD had just moved to our town ) Ren spoke to her teacher and explained that her daughter was having a rough time adjusting. She also had some some of PTSD because…(and the more I tell and share with you all…the crazier and crazier all of this sounds, I just don’t understand how people live like this..with all this chaos in their life) that Ren’s “late” fiancee passed away from prescription drug over dose (it was ruled a suicide) and Ren and her daughter woke up one morning and he was laying next to them..dead. So between her and the teacher they arranged for her to lead the pledge of allegiance to try and feel like she was part of the school.

      So I was thinking…that I could just ‘casually’ mention to the principle that the girls mother is away for work and has been gone for about a month with a couple of weeks to go- and that she is probably missing her mom and could use a maybe use a little extra attention for a pick me up . Then maybe…if the school administration is paying a little more attention to her…that they might notice something…..

      This way, I have made any accusations…but perhaps nudged some professional eyes to have a look.

  32. VV™ says:

    @Andy: My #WWHL team is gearing up for tomorrow’s show w/ clubhouse virgins @GDeLaurentiis & @KateySagal!! Send me your Q’s for GIADA & KATEY NOW!

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  33. Prince Ali says:

    I am intrigued as to why Muhammad Hadid seems to have ties with so many Bravo shows/personalities. Lisa, Yolanda, Joanna, Million$Listing… I’m sure there are other connections I’m missing.

  34. VV™ says:

    One of you have the answer. Must be a British thing 😜 .The Social media is The one in Blue.
    I hope not to get blocked.

    • Overit says:

      I seem to remember when Brandi pointed out that guy from the party last week, (who showed up I’m the first scene and she’s having “lots of sex with” now), Kyle quickly responding that he was married. Did that really happen or am I confused?!
      The first episode seemed so contrived, just them all “naturally meeting for the first time”….lol. Hopefully the season picks up quickly!

  35. VV™ says:

    Kyle and Lisa are talking about the BS on rag magazines. Mauricio walks in chimes on the conversation then tell Kyle he is taking Porsha with him to run errands the Lisa jokes:

    “So, this is where the rumor comes from that he’s been seen with a younger woman”

    I noticed the editing every time Lisa talked or mentioned Mauricio, Bravo played the dramatic music. I also noticed that the editing was chopy because that is not how the events happened.

    Also, does Porsha knows about being pregnant? Kyle and Mauricio sure didn’t have a problem talking about “impregnating” Kyle in front of Porsha.

    • Powell says:

      VV it sure sounds like a Lisa joke to me. But I’ll have to watch to make sure. Once upon a time Kyle would have just laughed at a joke from Lisa aimed in her dire

      • Powell says:

        her direction.

      • VV™ says:

        Bravo has the clip BUT I know you don’t like to go to their site. When you watch it again, pay attention at the editing and sound. The drama on this was created in the editing room. Even when Kyle ask Mauricio if he was taking Porsha, it was voiced over so as usual we are not getting the “reality” here.

      • cusi77 says:

        That is so true, Powel! Kyle (before she got jealous of Lisa) she used to find funny Lisa’s comments. I SO doubt Lisa said the joke in front of Portia!

  36. chismosa™ says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LABEBRA— sorry and I was ‘conversing’ with you earlier today – where’s my head ??!!
    🎊🎉🎁🎊🎉🎁🎊🎉🎁🎊🎉🎁🎊🎉🎁

    Hope you had a great day!!

  37. LaineyLainey says:

    Jnntjill…where you @?? We want Jill, we want Jill!!

    • cusi77 says:

      Thank for posting BB!

      Cindi Who? looks different… Her teeth I think… and she looks much better and younger than she seemed in RHONY. I wish we could see how her twins are doing!

      Shill was …Shill! Knowing everything but I had to stop because of her voice… Not her fault, but still,,,, Lol!

  38. chismosa™ says:

    Miami question for the 1.5 of you who watch that:
    Wasnt there a scene last week where Adriana was crying (I know everyone will say fake) to Lea- saying I missed my best friend ! And Lea putting on her FAKE tears back and saying me too– they teased that for last night ? 
    I never saw it ? 
    Or was that scene all taken place last week ? I’m very confused. 
    Also is HO adopted ? She looks NOTHING like her parents. Her sister does but she doesn’t. 
    I didn’t know the Poles kiss 3x that is so cute. 
    Ok – Miami- out ✌️

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Point 5 over here! Yes, Adriana did cry to Lea and lea got kinda tearyeyed and choked up. Neither of them looked fake to me. I think Lea was just overwhelmed with this whole crap taking place at her purse party. She seemed somewhat accosted by the whole thing whereas Adri seemed more into it. And it was last week I THINK.

      I think Joanna and her sis look just like their ma.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Thanks Lainey

        Point 3a- ok so I must have misread the tease for this week on last week’s preview.

        Thanks 💟

  39. Nancy says:

    Lulu…are you around? I have some interesting news for you.

  40. VV™ says:

    OMG!! Jill poor Jill!!!

    I just read a tweet from What’s her name? and Dick. They were on Couples something segment. Jill had a close encounter with The Fly! Well, she has to verify..,

    @KathyWakile: @MarigoPR @Bethenny congrats to everyone at #BethennyTv

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  41. VV™ says:

    Lainey, I know you like Vpump. I saw this a while back. I wanted to post after the season started.
    This is also for all the people complaining that they went to SUR in the summer and didn’t see Stacci and Schaenna.

    pandoravt’s photo http://instagram.com/p/cNs35Oo7In/

  42. VV™ says:

    PP, Yes! sent copies to NMD.

  43. chismosa™ says:

    Soooooooo! Excited for shahs I can barely stand it 🚶!!!!

    Reza is DEAD to me. MJ is the best ! (Problems and all)
    Yayyyyyyy

    I’m sorry I’m gleeful it’s my fave bravo show.
    Here’s hoping 👉👈for a spotting of Lainey’s daughter.

    • VV™ says:

      Do you watch this show?

    • mariareads says:

      chismosa I’m waiting for Shahs too. I grew to like it last season for some reason. It’s different from the HW’s franchises and the people are interesting to me. I haven’t watched BH yet. I was working on some cards I’m making but had the TV on in my craft room so I heard parts of VPR and sure enough, hated it just as much while only hearing bits and pieces. Never going to watch that. Then I came upstairs and tried to catch up on The White Queen. Don’t know if you have ever watched that. Right now the season is on xfinity-it was a Starz series. So that won out over RHBH but not missing Shahs. Agree w/ you on Reza. He turned into a monster at that reunion especially. But, I wonder if we will see any of what he says about MJ as being true this season. I like her!

      • chismosa™ says:

        Hi Maria—

        Despite ANY problem MJ has it was not the place of Reza- her oldest friend, to discuss this. I don’t care if she’s a heroin addict – it was not for him to “out” on TV. She is not flipping on him like that. He is the dirt on my shoes. Traaaaaaash

        I don’t get Starz- sorry ! I’m not into old English storylines sorry
        But enjoy!

        • Nancy says:

          I would never speak to him again if I was her.

          • mariareads says:

            They have a long friendship and I think she really wants to salvage it or so it seemed. Very sad. I felt really bad for her. Even if she has a drinking problem or a prescription drug issue, it was cruel to go after her that way on the reunion show and humiliate her. Friends don’t do that and I really wonder why he turned on her like that. Seems really odd. Sometimes friends can be more than just fickle. They can be cruel. So it seems in this case. We’ll see at 10. One Bravo franchise I will watch as it plays.

  44. lulu says:

    So sad that Chef Charlie Trotter passed away. An awesome chef who I met a few times while in college. Really nice guy and an awesome Chef. Too sad.

  45. VV™ says:

    Always the victim …

    @KyleRichards18: @nic_sammy learned that the hard way

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  46. LisaJ says:

    If this has been mentioned already, I apologize, but every time Carlton said her name I immediately, in my head, would say. “Uh, this is Carlton, your doorman” from the TV show Rhoda. Also, I think she looks like Mckenzie Phillips DURING her drug days.

  47. Nancy says:

    Lulu…Get this…Paul Bettany (actor) was going to play Dr Masters but he pulled out when he
    was told that Lizzy Caplan was going to play Virginia as he felt she wasn’t “famous” enough.
    He also turned down staring in The Kings Speech. I bet he regrets that move.

    • Lulu says:

      Interesting!!! I’m curious as to who he “felt” is famous enough to star as Virginia? Oooo or maybe he has “performance” issues. He maybe scared that the world will discover he has a major “shrinkage” problem! That is interesting why didn’t he just say he didn’t find her attractive enough?

      • Nancy says:

        He took the role but insisted that he has a say on who played Virginia so I don’t
        know what went wrong as they hired Lizzy Caplan anyway. He sounds like a tool. lol

  48. Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

    Hi everyone-I had a fab time at Bethenny today despite the fact the WAKILES were there…I almost dies when I realized they were going to be on!!! The way I found out was there was a person prepping the audience(kind of like a party starter) and she brought some people on to the set to dance-it was fun and silly and got everyone on their feet. Anyway a young guy was pulled from the audience and I said to my sisters-HOLY SHIT ITS JOSEPH WAKILE!!! then I said HOLY SHIT VV IS GOING TO FLIP WHEN I TELL HER KATHY AND RICHIE ARE ON THE SHOW!!! Ok just had to tell that…now I will go back to the beginning!!
    We arrived around 11:30 and there was a line outside the studio already even though we didn’t need to be there until 12:00. While waiting to go in a few “skinny girls™” came out and asked some questions-“who is on twitter” “anyone have a story about their inlaws?” “Has anyone used a man to get what they want”…soooooo many people said yes to all the questions and were escorted to another line. After about 45 minutes we were let Ito the building and sent to a holding room where we filled out some questionnaires and waited to go to our seats. 20minutes later we went into the studio-we were allowed to take a few pics (I will tweet them and then bring them here) and then the fun started!!! Dancing and clapping and acting like crazy FANS!! “Calling all my Girls” started playing and Bethenny walked in-she is not as skinny as I was expecting-she is tiny but she didn’t look like deathly. I was the 4th seat in from the aisle she walked down and she was waving and thanking everyone. The show started right away with the Wakiles and Jim and Chrissy Jones (they have a reality show on VH1 called Chrissy & Mr Jones) . The topics were MANMANIPULATION and INLAWS…Richie made inappropriate jokes the ENTIRE time. I must say Kathy is beautiful-seriously beautiful-she didn’t say much but Chrissy had lots to say on both topics-she is very funny!! Richie is an ass in real life as well as on TV. He is not acting!! I have to say that when the Wakiles came out they looked for their son in the audience right away-it was kind of sweet but then Richie opened his mouth and ruined it.
    Next segment was June Diane Raphael and Casey Wilson-they were both in Bride Wars and Ass Backwards-they were hysterical!! They are great friends and they had the best stories-I don’t think much of it will air as they used LOTS of curses!!
    Next segment was Gabby Douglas-she was so sweet. What an incredibly mature young woman she is. Her segment was so nice. She surprised three young girls who take gymnastic classes-it was a long segment but so cute.
    That’s a wrap!!
    We had a great time but my Lord what a long day!!!!

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

      I see y’all have put an APB out on me!! Sorry I took so long to report-I had to make dinner for my brother and his family!! I forgot they were coming and raced home from the city and got right in the kitchen…I just sat down now!!

      • Nancy says:

        So glad you have fun. Sorry that you had to listen to the Fly though. What were
        those odd’s? Welcome back.:)

    • LaineyLainey says:

      So happy for you!! Sounds like great fun! I can’t believe you had to watch Richie. Haha!

      • mariareads says:

        Thanks so much for telling us all about your day! I think it’s cool that you got to see the Wakilies. I have always thought Kathy was a very pretty woman. So, Richie is really Richie. Not surprised at all. Did you get the feeling that Bethenny was aloof and not connecting with people as the rumors say? I won’t live and die by her success or failure but I really don’t wish her any ill. Hope it works for her. Wow. You made dinner for your brother and his family as well? Sit ye down lady! You earned some you time.

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      HI Jill, I am so happy for you.

      Your post lifted my spirits today…

    • VV™ says:

      There you are!!! What a great experience you had. I knew Wakiles were on Today’s taping because Kathy tweeted they were. Seems that’s a permanent gig for them – thanks Marigo –

      Tell us about B during breaks. Did you take pictures?

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

        During the breaks she was friendly as can be! There was zero tension on her set-the crew interacted with her so easily. No one looked scared!! During one of the breaks Bethenny walked up the aisle and started chatting with a few people-no pics are allowed after filming starts.
        Her segment with Gabby was great! Bethenny did a cart wheel in her 6 inch Louboutin’s!!

        • VV™ says:

          Sounds like you had a great time! Thanks for sharing the experience. We’ve been waiting all afternoonfor you to share with us. Chianina almost ended up in the ER 😆
          Happy for you! 😃

        • mariareads says:

          I’m really glad to hear that B was friendly during the breaks. People who start these rumors really need to get a life. I hope she does well. For some reason I think this experience will help her in some ways. Good fun all around for you anyway.

          • chismosa™ says:

            Maria she may have made adjustments after that stuff came out. You never know.

            The other day she went to her crew members and asked some if they were married. ….. Clearly she’s not close to them to not know that

            • mariareads says:

              Oh, I have no illusions that B can be aloof and caustic. That’s why I said that this experience could be good for her. It could help her grow in ways that she needs to and it seems that’s in relating to other people. She seems to have a problem in that area from what has been shown on past HW’s shows. I do think that there is a rumor mill out there against her though. She’s a fairly polarizing persona. Seems people either really like her or really hate her.

    • Gabby Douglas!!!! Send me the pictures, and I’ll post it as a blog tomorrow!!

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

        I have a few of the set only-none of Bethenny or the guests-once filming starts we had to put our phones away!! I will send the few I have to you though-thanks!

        • Cartwheels says:

          Jill, so happy to hear you reporting back. I can only hope to go but I a way too far from NYC , so thanks for letting me live this vicariously though your own experience.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

            Oh another thing-Bethennys show was nominated for a Peoples Choice Award for new talk show-she joked that every new talk show was nominated!! She also said that if the chance are “one in a million” that means there is a chance…some crap like that-I’m tired and CRS!!!

    • TexasTart says:

      Whew! What a long day…not yours but waiting for your report! 😉 Just kidding – but it is the highlight of the day…well, besides being LADebra’s birthday! Glad to hear it was a good experience and Gabby Douglas as a guest is a whole lot better than just reality peoples… no offense to reality ‘actors’.

      THanks Jill! Catch y’all later – I have too much work to do.

  49. mariareads says:

    Good God. That man is crazy! The hatred and venom coming off those remarks is palpable. I have no idea what is true or not but this guy is a super hater of Lisa. I would be careful of him. He sounds really off.

  50. KTinCT says:

    Happy Birthday ladebra 🙂

  51. Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

    ladebra-I hope you are having a fabulous birthday!!!!

    • ladebra says:

      (((Jill))) thanks! It was just the best birthday ever! Started with a song from Mom and breakfast cupcakes, and ended with dinner with friends. I wanna do it again tomorrow!

  52. LaineyLainey says:

    For those of you so watch X factor, my daughter’s roomie will be dancing on tomorrow’s show. She is a petite little blue-eyed blonde who dances like there’s no tomorrow! Is that a good enough description? Haha!

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

      I usually do not watch X factor but I will tune in tomorrow-I would love to see someone dance like there is no tomorrow…please mention this again tomorrow as my memory sucks lately!!

      • LaineyLainey says:

        I usu don’t watch it either but I am very excited to watch it! I will try to remember to mention it tomorrow.

  53. VV™ says:

    This is a pro-Kyle site and I’m delighted Lisa blocked them. I could smell their bias from miles…

    @AllAboutTRH: We have officially been blocked by @lisavanderpump we still love the pump though!

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  54. TexasTart says:

    Excellent Blogs BB & HH! Mucho appreciation and like both of your POV.

    I had no idea there is a new blog last night, I’ll bring a link here….

  55. Dwight Schrute says:

    Sounds like no one misses Taylor!

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