Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast Blogs Blogged by Stars99 Part 1

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Blogs Blogged by Stars99

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Below are Brandi, Carlton, Joyce and Kim’s blogs.  Tomorrow you will get Kyle, Lisa, and Yolanda’s blogs.  I could only handle so much crap this first go around. Let the snarking begin!

Brandi Glanville

Brandi starts her blog by welcoming us back to RHOBH and promises that in her blogs she will do her best to describe the feelings she had at the particular time and not to be biased towards how she feels right now.  Translation:  Rut roh… Things must really change as the season unfolds.  I’m rubbing my snark lovin’ hands together in greedy anticipation already!  Hehehe…

Brandi says, “This year I was able to move into a bigger home so that we could all have our own bedrooms and the boys could have a fancy new pool. While it may not be a mansion by any stretch I am very proud to call it home. I do also realize my children would be happy in a studio apartment with all of us sharing the same bed, but I still wanted them to have some of the luxuries they have on their dad’s time on my time as well.”

Sorry, Brandi, but you’re not even CLOSE to the Jefferson’s in “movin’ on up!”  George and Weezie Jefferson made their money through working hard at a chain of dry cleaners – Probably getting out the tanning stains on chairs that Adrienne Maloof left after sitting on them.  Brandi, you make your own kind of stain… Brandi told us on the show that she got rid of all the furniture from her life with Eddie with one single exception – the stripper pole.  That’s right, folks… THAT’s the most important thing she has and the one item in which she wants to be in every single house she ever owns. Wow… How do you explain a stripper pole to your kids – “To the Bat Pole”…?  Okay wait… I’m gonna just hafta stop right now before I get into trouble…  Brandi then talks briefly about J.R. (her real estate agent/boyfriend) and succinctly describes their relationship as the FB status, “It’s complicated.”  I’m guessing most of Brandi’s relationships and friendships could be defined that way.

Last season, it seemed like Yo (Yolanda) was trying to reach out to Kim as a lost little bird that needed attention – But this season it’s looking like Brandi and Yo have gotten close.  Yo told us that Brandi was “there” for her as she was going through all of her medical issues.  So,  it’s not surprising that Brandi says glowing things about Yo and about how much she admires,“Yolanda’s strength and beauty, the fight that she has inside, the way she bear hugs her modern, combined family and the amazing way she is raising her beautiful children. I am really learning so much from her.”

Brandi Blogs, “At Kyle’s party we finally meet the two new Housewives and I actually at the time found them both very lovely… but definitely felt more of a connection with Carlton and David.  I was honestly shocked to see all the digs that Lisa took at Kyle in this episode. . . .not to say that Kyle and I won’t have many future digs for one another along our path.”


OOooOOOoooo…. “At the time found them both very lovely”… Okay, so she’s not getting along with one of the new girls.  Color me so surprised.  I love how she calls Lisa out for her “digs” at Kyle during the episode but then quickly remembers she has made a few of her own in future episodes.  So okay, Yo, Brandi and new girl Carlton are on one side with the potential of Kyle and Kim (by default) joining their team… and Lisa is on the other team, so far…

Brandi was especially bugged by one of Lisa’s digs in particular.  Brandi says, “But this one really stuck with me and I just found it so inappropriate: when Lisa was speaking of the Mauricio’s cheating rumors in front of Portia, Kyle and Mauricio’s five year old daughter!!! Portia is five and she and my son Jake are almost the same age. Let me tell you these kids hear and understand EVERYTHING that gets said to them and around them.  Listen, I am all for putting the elephant in the room on point, as I always have been, but you never do that around someone’s child. We are grownups we pick the time and place.”

Yeah, I gotta say I think it was in poor taste to say something like that in front of Portia – but to think she understood the adult nuance of what was said is just ridiculous.  I agree – you don’t say crap like this in front of the kids.  However, the problem is – THIS IS ALL ON TV.  Everything that is said – is actually being said in front of the kids whether they are present or not – because THIS IS ALL ON TV.  Brandi, when you say you walk around naked and that you love your stripper pole – You might as well be saying it directly to your kids because – THIS IS ALL ON TV.

Brandi says, “In closing I would love to say I am shocked about the level of closeness and ass kissing between Lisa and Scheana. At that particular time I would have been quite shocked by it, but sadly I now know better — and it is hard to pretend otherwise.”

Wow, there really must be a major friendship fall out between Lisa and Brandi.  I think Scheana is grateful that Lisa didn’t fire her – and will probably always be undyingly loyal to her.  But Brandi, you and Scheana “made-up” on national TV… and while you’ll always happily point out the “gray tooth” in Scheana’s husband-stealing mouth – You can’t exploit a storyline for your personal good and then turn around and be surprised by it at the same time.

Brandi has a personal message she’d like to convey to Scheana:  “P.S. Dear random 30-year-old cocktail waitress, my face may not move but neither do my legs when it comes to taken men, no matter how hard they come at me.”


C’mon Brandi, you’re not a newbie anymore – Dontcha know that the official Real Housewives response on this subject is, “Close your legs to married men.  Bloop!”

Carlton Gebbia

Newbie Carlton has written a novella for her first blog.  Ugh.  I can’t help but fondly think of “Carlton, the Doorman” from the Mary Tyler Moore Show or “Carlton” from the “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” when reading her name.  She introduces herself and tells us that she doesn’t want to change anyone’s religious or spiritual beliefs and then goes right into talking about her own personal beliefs.  She would rather not talk about politics or religion – but since already in the first episode we get snippets of what she believes, she decided she needed to explain herself.

Carlton writes, “There is no one true definition for what I practice, there are many variations but my faith centers around the miracles of Nature, Mother Earth. It is a beautiful, harmonious, and positive religion. There is nothing supernatural; it just harnesses nature’s energy.”

Later, she gets to the point and says, “I am Celtic, obviously, and I am pagan witch. Yes witch! My grandmother practiced, and I am a solitary practitioner, have been for decades. I never belonged to a coven because we moved so much, but I think covens are essential to a community. I have taken traditions from Wicca and British Traditional Witchcraft to cultivate my own spiritual path. I celebrate the cycles of the sun, moon, and seasons. As a child, I always had a respect and understanding for nature and animals. I honor Mother Nature, the earth. I am polytheistic. I believe in goddess and a god. I believe that within us lies those deities.  I believe in the power of prayer, candles, crystals, and the earth’s natural energies. They are a gift from Mother Nature and work with our vibrations. I believe in the holistic power on the physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual. I am not nor have I ever professed to be an authority on this but what I practice and believe in works for me solely!  I do not believe someone’s religion defines who they are as human beings. I don’t judge anyone by what they believe in! I believe that your heart and your actions however do define you.”


Inexplicably, a scene from, “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” starts playing in my mind and I include this obscure scene reference for pure entertainment purposes only – no witches were harmed in the filming of this scene:

Sir Bedevere:   There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

Peasant 1:   Are there? Oh well, tell us.

Sir Bedevere:   Tell me. What do you do with witches?

Peasant 1:   Burn them.

Sir Bedevere:   And what do you burn, apart from witches?

Peasant 1:   More witches.

Peasant 2:   Wood.

Sir Bedevere:   Good. Now, why do witches burn?

Peasant 3:   …because they’re made of… wood?

Sir Bedevere:   Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

Peasant 1:   Build a bridge out of her.

Sir Bedevere:   But can you not also build bridges out of stone?

Peasant 1:   Oh yeah.

Sir Bedevere:   Does wood sink in water?

Peasant 1:   No, no, it floats!… It floats! Throw her into the pond!

Sir Bedevere:   No, no. What else floats in water?

Peasant 1:   Bread.

Peasant 2:   Apples.

Peasant 3:   Very small rocks.

Peasant 1:   Cider.

Peasant 2:   Gravy.

Peasant 3:   Cherries.

Peasant 1:   Mud.

Peasant 2:   Churches.

Peasant 3:   Lead! Lead!

King Arthur:   A Duck.

Sir Bedevere:   …Exactly. So, logically…

Peasant 1:   If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.

Sir Bedevere:   And therefore…

Peasant 2:   …A witch!

Okay, okay… So come on… Don’t we ALL know this “witch” situation is going to come up over and over again throughout the season?  It’s why it was mentioned in episode 1.  I’m already prepping my list of words that rhyme with “witch” so I’m ready for the season – I’m just not sure if the snark is going to fly towards the witch or towards the other rich b*tches (see how I did that? Lol)   Hopefully, witches have a sense of humor… Carlton then tells us that she and her husband have been members of the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce (You know, that organization where you hang out and vote on things?) for over 20 years.  She had no idea who Kyle was when they originally received the invitation to the party, but her husband explained she was one of the housewives on RHOBH and that Kyle’s husband was a successful realtor.

Carlton says, “I know!!! You call BS. But truth be told I rarely watched reality TV and certainly hadn’t watched Housewives. But once I knew that this new journey of mine was going to become a “reality” for me, I watched a few episodes to get a little sense of the girls. Since this journey has begun I am proud to say I am finally up-to-date!”

I’m not sure that you should be “proud” that you’re up-to-date on watching the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but okay.  I do think it is a smart move for a newbie to watch the previous seasons, IPPPHO™©®.

Carlton blogs, “Kyle greeted us and graciously invited us into her home and because of my passion for design I always soak up my environment, architectural elements, and interior details etc. Her home was lovely. I certainly could appreciate the beauty even though its not my personal taste. It was very quaint.”

Completely falls on the floor laughing, “quaint?” That’s hysterical!  There’s nothing worse than someone calling your BH home, “quaint.”  It has such a nice condescending lilt to it, doesn’t it?  Wow, so the witch is a b*tch!  Kyle is so NOT going to be happy with that… lol… Maybe she’s not on the same team as Kyle after all…lol…

Carlton continues, “So here I am standing with Kyle and Kim and suddenly Kyle has a disagreeable reaction to something she sees. “Oh Lord” she sighs. I turn to see three ladies who are Lisa, Yolanda and Brandi. Yet when Kyle and I approach these three girls, Kyle greets each with smiles and kisses. So admittedly that was a little confusing. Certainly an obvious history between all these girls, not so sure it’s all roses though.”

Right, Captain Obvious – there’s been “history” between the “girls.”  She then talks about Kim whom she thinks is sweet.  She talks about meeting Lisa, “a fellow Brit” but describes her as fixating on her Carlton’s English accent.  In addition to living all over England for the first 18 years of her life, she lived in South Africa for 4 years which has probably influenced her accent.

Carlton writes, “I spoke to Lisa for a while, I liked her and appreciated her dry sense of humor. It was actually quite refreshing. She’s definitely smart, intuitive, and glamorous — not a fan of my cursing but that may take some work on my part. Good or bad swearing for me is part of my language, it’s more of a colourful adjective. Of course, I have to respectfully and consciously curtail it in certain venues. That has been challenging to say the least.” 


Wow, are witches allowed to curse?  I mean I know they invoke curses… but it could confuse things when using colorful words in the middle of your spell, no?  She’s got to be a really smart one to pull that off… No, seriously!  Carlton says that she thought Kyle was a “source of comic relief,” that Yo was, “bright, funny, and extremely approachable, and that Brandi’s face was, “flawless.” She said she liked Brandi because she was entertaining, made her giggle, and they have a similar naughty sense of humor.  She likes that Brandi says what’s on her mind.

And then… THEN we get to fellow newbie, Joyce.  At first when Carlton and Joyce found out they both have 2 year old boys, Carlton thought there could be play dates in their future.  But then came children’s namegate.

Carlton continues, “Immediately Joyce’s husband begins to talk excitedly about how he wants a naked room so he can run around naked with his pee pee out! Firstly did I just hear a grown man refer to his manliness as a “pee pee” Eeeewww! Secondly the mere image of this “big” man as Joyce quickly pointed out, running around naked is a horrifying visual! OK so he’s an exhibitionist, which he freely admits but I say TMI! Um, I just met you.”

Carlton, I’m totally with you on this one.  Why do people think that running around naked in a room somehow makes them interesting?  Mr. and Mrs. Pee pee continue their stream of ridiculousness…

Carlton continues to explain, “He then asks my son and daughters names “Hold on… Cross?” turning his ear as if he’s temporarily lost his hearing. “That’s unbelievable.”  Is it Michael? Then Joyce says “Destiny and Mysteri.  I like that even better than Cross”… crickets!  So happy you like my girls names Joyce, did you notice I made no comment about your children’s names. I’m sorry but as far as I’m concerned children are off-limits. It’s sort of an unwritten parental code. And when it comes to my family especially my babies that is where I will surely show my teeth! Honestly who does that? What parent comments to another parent they just met, that they don’t like the choice of name they chose for their child?”


It really surprises me, that Shi Shi Shi Beverly Hills people didn’t handle the whole children’s namegate thing with a tad bit more tact.  I’m sorry, but ever since Frank Zappa named two of his kids, “Moon Unit” and “Diva Thin Muffin,” Michael Jackson named his 2nd son “Prince Michael II” but insisted on calling him, “Blanket”, Rob Morrow named his child, “Tu,” (You know, Tu Morrow, Tu Morrow, I love ya, Tu Morrow…You knew I’d get you to sing, right? Lol…) and Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter, “Apple”… Are we really surprised by anyone’s naming abilities?  Now, that being said, when you name your kids, “Destiny, Mysteri and Cross – You should expect a reaction.  Isn’t that why you chose those names in the first place?  I’m so not going to talk about how odd I find that a witch named her child “Cross”… or that “Cross” is half of the name of her husband’s families’ company (StockCross Financial Services).   Our little Carlton is really not amused by the other newbie, and I just have to include all of her perfectly snarky comments because they’re funny.

Carlton blogs, “I understand that my children’s names are unique but this was a first for me. It’s astonishing that this couple I just met would make such rude and tactless comments directly to me — a mother, protector of her babes. This is by far a new kind of stupid.  Oh and one more comment, they said that having more than two children was too many. They liked to have one for each hand… Oh my god I feel like I’m in the bloody twilight zone. Who are these couple of twits?  NO play date for you!”

Lol… NO SOUP FOR YOU!  (Sorry, obscure “Soup Nazi” Seinfeld reference…)  I am dying laffin’… I’m kind of really surprised Bravo allowed her to post this – without giving her a heads up or something.  There is NO ambiguity in Carlton’s communication style when she says, “This is by far a new kind of stupid” and “Who are these couple of twits?”… Seriously, Brandi’s wimpy little, “Shut the f*** up” from last season just seems so woefully inadequate to me by comparison.  I like Carlton… She is soooOOOooo going to speak her mind… And talk about calling them as she sees them…lolol… I’m still laughing…  I wonder where I put my last bottle of “eye of newt?” (Sorry, that was gratuitous and probably a little insulting…)  But really, do you expect us to believe this is the first time that someone had trouble understanding the names of your kids?  Puhleeze…  I’m guessing Carlton isn’t going to invite Joyce over for Thanksgiving dinner this year…lol

Carlton talks about how Kyle and Kim were talking about Lisa behind her back (3/4ths of a nipplegate) and that she “got an ugly feeling in my stomach” because “Lisa isn’t here to either laugh it off or laugh with them.”  BINGO!  That’s the difference… That’s exactly what makes me like or dislike some of these women so much.  They’re so nice to your face but in their talking heads they bite you on your dupa!  But it’s also what makes the “Reunion” shows so interesting – because by then they’ve seen everyone’s secret talking head interviews.  Carlton says, “Even if it is an inside joke, it just feels mean-spirited.”  Carlton has clued into something that Kyle, to this day, just doesn’t get.  It’s clear from watching the episode that Carlton doesn’t hold back her feelings as you’re talking to her.  You see them written all over her face.  It’s crystal clear from her blog that she is not afraid to snark at people.  OOoooOOo boy, this is gonna be fun!

Joyce Giraud de Ohoven

Joyce starts out, “Hi lovers.”  Ugh… Really?  You felt the need to start out your first blog with a, “Hi lovers?”  Aaack… KMN! (Kill me now!)  Don’t ask me why I instantly thought of Karen Walker’s (Will & Grace) alias of “Anastasia Beaverhausen” after I read Joyce’s name… but I did…lol

Joyce says, “I’m excited for this season and to meet all of you! This has been a crazy roller coaster. There were ups and downs, but overall it was a fantastic experience and I’m proud to represent my fellow Latinos in Beverly Hills.”

Opens my mouth to begin to respond… thinks better of it… then just closes it.  Shakes my head at the level of delusion…

Inexplicably, Joyce continues, “Regarding my tag line: Frankly I’m not a big fan of the Beverly Hills attitude… In Beverly Hills they say you can never be too young, too thin, or too rich. I think it’s sadly superficial, but at least I wanted to add for our Beverly Hills girls that honesty is the most important and I’m not a $100 bill for everyone to like — but at least I stayed true to myself.”

So, let me get this straight, pageant girl, you’ve just set the bar crazily high for all of womankind by saying we can’t ever be too young, too thin, or too rich AND, on top of that we can’t even fudge a little on our age, weight or $$?  Pfffffffft…

Joyce continues, “I’ve experienced the world of pageants, the world of modeling and now the world of Beverly Hills… These worlds are judgmental, often trivial and sadly reduce people to their appearances.  My true mantra, the line I wanted and the line that perfectly represents how I’ve always felt is: Beauty is only skin deep, it’s what’s in your heart that matters.”

Yeah, that tag line would be way too deep for Bravo to espouse.  Joyce continues to talk about not being just a “pageant girl”…bladitty blah blah blah.  She says, “But I must be very clear in one thing… Being a pageant girl is not who I am or what defines me. I WAS proudly a pageant girl some 15 years ago. I AM an actress, a producer, a philanthropist, a wife, and above all a mommy to my beautiful babies, Leonardo and Valentino.”  The problem is that then Joyce spends the next few paragraphs describing her pageant experience and why she continues to work with others in that industry.  She’s grateful for the experience.  Sigh.

Joyce writes, “I won’t be one of those girls that says she never watched the show before being on it because the reality is I did watch it and I loved it!” 


Buckle up, Buttercup – It’s going to be a bumpy ride for you, I’m afraid!  Joyce said she decided to leave all of her preconceived ideas behind and to meet each woman with a clean slate.  She talks about the other housewives and her first impressions.  She says wonderfully glowing things about each one.  Yeah, like that opinion’s going to last… lol…

However, Joyce does have a special message for Carlton, “I do want to clarify something about Carlton because I do like her, and she and I both know where our relationship stands. I am a very open person as are you… lighten up about the “visual” of my hubby’s BIG pipi LOL. One very important thing to clarify is I was not making fun of the babies’ names. I did think they were unique and very different and I still think that. I’m sure a lot of people will have the same reaction — but I would never “f—” with babies or their names.”

Rut roh, did pageant girl just cuss?  Isn’t that like against the law?

Kim Richards

“Well, here we are again! Welcome back to another season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!! I hope you enjoyed our first episode! I’ve missed you all!”

Awww, she missed us!  She talks about how great it was to watch Gigi and Yo on the photo shoot.  Then shockingly, she tells us she’s really happy for Brandi’s success.  Kim says, “And YES, I love her! She has a special place in my heart. We’ve come A LONG WAY!”  I’m telling you, Kyle and Kim are seemingly on Team Brandi and Yo’s at this point… lol.

Kim blogs, “As for my sis, she has her new store, and I couldn’t be more thrilled for her! We’ve both come so far, and our relationship continues to grow in a stronger, more positive way! We really enjoy spending time together. I love my sister and today we have no problems! I hope it stays that way!”

Really, “no problems?”  Do I believe that?  Nope, not for a second.  Kim likes the newbies but ominously says, “As for Lisa and Ken, well, you just have to watch and read my blogs!” 

Okay, I just have to quickly comment… (Well, when do I EVER really “quickly” comment? Lol…)… It just seems so odd to me that it appears as though everyone is ganging up on Lisa… and while Lisa has good and bad things going on – I’m kind of like, “What the heck happened?”  I get that they’re prolly jelly, but seriously, Lisa is way too smart and gracefully manipulative for the likes of most of them.

Kim continues, “So now I’m home with a very energetic, happy dog that needs a lot of attention! I really wasn’t looking to take on another two-year-old at this point in my life but that’s what I’ve been left with! Kingsley is my best friend and he entertains me 24/7! As you can see, we play a lot! He listens to my secrets! He’s also an amazing cuddlier! But he definitely needs some training! I spend a lot of time these days going to pilates, meditating, and doing yoga! I feel happier, healthier, confident, and more empowered. Life is good, and I’m ready for whatever comes my way. Anything I say I try to do in the most loving way I can. Most of the time! Ha ha!”

It was hysterical to watch Kim and Kingsley play.  I think it must remind her of playing with her ex-boyfriend, Ken, the Bullmastiff… lolol.

“Over these last two years, rebuilding the relationships with my children, my sisters, and the rest of my family has been a priority to me, and it has paid off! And recently, I’ve added a little bit of my old social life into it! I am going and doing things I haven’t done in years, and I’ve brought my kids along for couple of the experiences! They have loved it! You will get to see a lot of changes in my life this season!”

O joy, O rapture… we get to watch Kim date.  Yawn.

“I was so excited watching my sister prepare for the 100 year. Too bad not everybody felt that way! When I saw and heard what Lisa said about Kyle and Maurice in front on my niece Portia, I was disgusted, but not surprised!! This is behavior I have seen for years!! But she is showing her colors more and more!! If I were Kyle, I personally wouldn’t have her in my home again!!!”

Right.  And talking to a newbie about Lisa’s “porn” past is just so appropriate.  Kim is really going after Lisa, “I personally wouldn’t have her in my home again.”  Whoa… Kim, Kim, Kim… You are playing with someone whose persona is well beyond your ken… No, seriously.  Stop it!  This is not going to end well for you!  Kim talks about Kyle’s party and couldn’t resist inserting another dig.

Kim says, “I thought Lisa’s decision to have Scheana there, was SO inappropriate. Considering the situation, this has been a very sensitive subject for Brandi!”

I think Brandi was happy that Scheana was there because she got to gleefully tell the world that Scheana had a gray tooth and that it was probably the result of “Karma!”  Brandi admits she runs into Scheana all the time – whether she wants to or not.  The problem is that we now have a “Vanderpump Rules” show and those decisions of whether to include Scheana or not are out of Lisa’s hands.  Especially when Bravo packages both shows together into 1 two-hour show for their opening episode this season.

I just wish that those who quickly conclude, “Karma” when something not so great happens to someone else… Also remember that Karma cuts both ways… and Karma can cut a b*tch… or a witch.


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528 Responses to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast Blogs Blogged by Stars99 Part 1

  1. VV™ says:

    Good Morning!
    Stars99 great blog. If Carlton’s first blog is an indication of how long her blogs will be. I’m going to read your version…it’s funnier anyways. Her Novelas are competing with Jac’s Manifestos.

    • TexasTart says:

      Carlton seems to be working extra hard to build a fan base, IMO.

    • Stars99 says:

      lol VV… Yeah, I was surprised at the length of her blog… but it wasn’t boring. She can really dish out the digs – and it’s really going to be fun, I think… It’s totally going to bite her in the dupa… but frankly, I don’t think she cares! lol…

    • Hope we don’t get Jac sized manifestos from anyone ever again! LOL Maybe the length of Carlton’s blog was to get the witch/wiccan/religion not toil and trouble issue out of the way immediately so viewers don’t define her by her beliefs??

  2. TexasTart says:

    Good Morning! Looking forward to reading Stars! 😀

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Read it, Loved it. I LOL at a small thing, but it cracked me up….when starz said “by default” in reference to Brandi being friends with yo, Kyle and Kim (by default)… Haha! Reminded me of when parents don’t let the nicer, more popular kid go anywhere without the bratty little sister (that no one likes). BEEN THERE. Haha! You can decide if I was the cool kid or the bratty kid.

      Also the whole witch scene from Monty Python….hilarious! So funny!

      I love that Brandi is calling Lisa out for being inappropriate. And KIM, too. Funny how no one remembers what Stars pointed out. You’re on the TV, geniuses…YOU ARE ALL SAYING WILDLY inappropriate things that your children will hear and see. Eventually. how embarrassing for them. i hope the pay is worth it for these folks and maybe the kids will appreciate the means to the end. eventually.

      Also, not one word about how Kyle and Mauritzioh choose to have their minor child on TV. It’ an adult show, Kyle, with adult conversations, adult humor, maybe it’s supposed to turn into a children’s show just for little Portia? If only the nj people were half as protective. Remember when Gia was kept captive in a room while the red Don and JacDaniels decided to “help” Gia?? IT WAS TORTURE!!! IF YOU CHOOSe to have your children participate in an inappropriate activity (reality TV) Inappropriate things will happen. KNOW THAT.

      Let us all give thanks Eddie C did one good thing. He and his lawyers have forbidden their children from participating in the show. Because they, too, would have their innocence assaulted on camera at some point. Just like Ashley (NJ), the Guidice kids, the Wakiles (looking on at the drunken party at the shore), the little Gorgas (cockblocker, anyone?), the list goes on.

      All that being said, I think this is going to be a fun season to watch, fun blogs to read, and fun to comment and fun to read comments. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

      • VV™ says:

        Also, not one word about how Kyle and Mauritzioh choose to have their minor child on TV. It’ an adult show, Kyle, with adult conversations, adult humor, maybe it’s supposed to turn into a children’s show just for little Portia?

        CLAP CLAP CLAP 👏👏👏

      • Stars99 says:

        Love you LaineyLainey so nice we say it twice… So glad you enjoyed it… I think this season is going to be way too much fun for words for all of us!

  3. VV™ says:

    Speaking of Brandi. She tweeted this to throw shade at Joyce. On WWHL, I remember a HW telling Andy that they can suggests Taglines BUT Production also suggests to them AND Production has the last word on what is chosen. Andy didn’t correct the HW which tells me it’s true.

    @BrandiGlanville: News 2 all new housewives you don’t have to say a tag line if u don’t like it they don’t force u 2 do or say anything-BS trying 2 save face

    Original Message:

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      I can’t wait to see what goes down between Brandi and Joyce-it’s very obvious they do not like each other at all. Kyle and Joyce seem to get along but not Kyle and Carlton. Yet Brandi and Carlton are friendly. I’m confused by the whole dynamic this season. It’s like they want us to see “teams” but the “teams” are not clear.

      • VV™ says:

        I’m sure something is out on the Internet about it. Unless, Kyle is working on a Joyce and Brandi on Carlton for numbers. We know that Brandi is the new Richards sister.

      • Rebecca says:

        Yes, and Kyle and Kim are NOT on Yolo’s team. While many people read a sentence of Yolonda’s interview this summer about “fake Hollywood relationships,” it was quite obvious she was not talking about Lisa. People here can claim this until their faces turn blue. However, she was speaking about Kim and Kyle. The rest of the interview had to be read, and she was quite clear about which housewives for whom she had no patience.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          It’s funny to me that she would say the word “relationship” while talking about Kyle and Kim being that she doesn’t seem to have a relationship with either one of them and it seems they are all fine with that.

          • kit9 says:

            Yep, like when in ep 1 she said that Kyle hadn’t been a good friend to her after her illness. Um, Yo, you and Kyle were never friends, especially after Yo attacked her at the reunion. So, why single her out as not being there for her?

        • VV™ says:

          I think Yofo befriended Brandi because she needed an allied on the show. She bought her those expensive shoes in Paris and since Yofo didn’t like the Richards sister, Taylor, Adrienne or Lisa, she picked Brandi. The most ignorant and needy one, easy to manipulate. I’m not buying this we were models story, that helped BUT Yofo needed to befriend somebody to survive the show.

        • Stars99 says:

          Hi Rebecca – Can you figure out the teams? At first it seemed one way… then another… it’s hard to sort it out. I think they’re getting confused themselves… lol

          • Rebecca says:

            I think the teams will change all season long.

            Episode 1:
            Lisa, Brandi, Yolanda vs. Kyle – so far, the Bravo blogs are anti-Kyle

            Carlton vs. Joyce – Joyce doesn’t seem to be winning much support, and Carlton appears willing to cut a bitch who mentions her kids names

            Kim vs the laundry – the linens are the clear winner here, with assistance of a pitbull puppy

            • LaineyLainey says:

              LOLOLOLOL!!! So when she’s at a loss for a story line, she could pull a double whammy and wrap herself in a sheet while wrestling with Kingsley. Folks, I present to you the new STAR of RhoBH….Kim wrapped in a sheet and KINGSLY! While Kim sings in her smokers voice VOOM VOOM SHA BOOM. (Because that’s so cute….NOT)

        • windycitywondering2 says:

          Yolanda’s tagline about “acting” not “saying” you are a friend, IMHO was a direct dig at “Kyle -I’ll-work-on-that-friend-thing” about not backing up Lisa last season when it came to the morally corrupt one and the couch stainer.

      • Stars99 says:

        Hello my friend Jill – BTW… I got to watch the B show this morning and I saw you! I waved and waved… You were a perfect audience member – looking fabulous AND attentive! Good job!… and regarding RHOBH… I started trying to figure out who was on whose team… and I got confused the more I went on… It’s so going to be fun to see how the alliances change throughout the season… and why they change… I’m really looking forward to it all. Perhaps there’s something seriously wrong with me… lol

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          Starzy-sorry to hear you are not feeling well!! Takes are of yourself and feel better soon.
          I can see you sickness did not hinder you from writing a terrific blog!! I’m so over “teams” on the HWs-I don’t want to pick a side-I like to not like or like people on their own merit not b/c who they team up with!!
          The Bethenny thing was so much fun-going to the show and then sharing with everyone here!

          • Seriously… I am team ‘none of them’.. I fully intend to take the advice of my companion and bust on all of them this season where it’s needed..

          • windycitywondering2 says:

            A to the men!
            The whole “team whoever” has always ticked me off. Yes, there are always alliances, pseudo friendships and those hired to bring the drama by pushing any given story line, but I reserve the right to totally look at all HWs as individuals. Therefore, as a season unfolds, I can rip or praise as their own actions!

      • LaineyLainey says:

        I am TEAM LYNNFAM.

  4. Ladebra says:

    Great blog Starzy! I enjoy BH. I just can’t take them seriously. I really can’t.

    Oh well, can you imagine a world where these animals are extinct? Would you want to?

  5. TexasTart says:

    • VV™ says:

      In my best Ken ( Kim Richards Ex boyfriend impersonation):

      We don’t care! 🙄

      • VV™ says:

        We don’t care (Kyle), not you TT 🙂

        • TexasTart says:

          Oh, I get you VV. I thought it was funny and I personally love to throw in Ken’s famous line in any place it could fit…especially related to Kyle.

          As a side note, I will watch this only because I watched Days for most my life. I gave it up a couple years ago, it will be kinda like a homecoming to go back and see what they’re up to. Of course, the odds are it’s the same shit, different day…trade your partners, dosey doe…lol.

  6. chismosa™ says:


  7. not THAT Jill™ says:

    Brandi comes right out with her smack talk about Lisa-she keeps telling everyone to wait and see what happens but she is showing her hand immediately. We did not see any trouble between her and Lisa in the first episode and yet we see Brandi in her blog already letting us know she is not “team Lisa”. Something dirty went down between Brandi and Lisa-

    • VV™ says:

      I think Yofo was whispering in her ear….

      The feud started in Puerto Rico. They were both tweeting each other up until the trip. Friendly tweets.

      • not THAT Jill™ says:

        The Puerto Rico trip-that’s going to be when the sh*t hits the fans I think. It’s going to be ugly. That tweet from Brandi about the unfollowing was so rude and nasty but she is such a drama Queen and seems to make a big deal out of everything

        • VV™ says:

          I’m gonna start keeping a tab on Kyle’s digs. She took a dig at SUR on her Talking Head and because Bravo doesn’t play dramatic music or sets the scene up to sound horrible people miss it.

          • not THAT Jill™ says:

            VV-I didn’t see anyone say Kyle doesn’t make digs-she does. You don’t have to keep tabs on them b/c we all see and hear them. Everyone makes digs-it’s like a HW law or something. Lisa makes digs and it’s called a joke-but it’s a dig dressed up in British humor which is really just a good old fashioned American DIG!

            • Cartwheels says:

              I agree, especially when it comes to SUR, if there are tons of digs to be made is about the staff of SUR

              What is good for the goose is good for the gander. Lisa better not pretend to be offended by the “joke”

            • kit9 says:

              That’s such a good point. It’s doubly insulting…first there’s the dig, then the ‘you’re just too dumb to understand I was just joking’ dig.

            • windycitywondering2 says:

              Some of what Lisa says that is taken as a dig is really just plain funny hahaha.
              IMHO, when Lisa came back with that it is actually Portia and NOT other “young” women that Mauricio is being seen with around town was putting humor instead of hurt into the cheater rumor. Lisa’s style is to use humor to deflate an inflammatory “rumor”, while Kyle’s reaction is to play the suffering good wife victim role.

              • kit9 says:

                But, she didn’t do anything to deflate it like saying something about tabloids being jokes, etc. All she did was give details of the rumor and bring it up again. Plus, she knows Kyle and that she wouldn’t find it funny and would be hurt by it.

  8. lulu says:

    Good morning!!!!! Aww starsy!!!!! I hope you feel better soon!!!! I hope mr stars is waiting on you hand and foot!!

    • Stars99 says:

      Aww thanks, Lulu.. He’s amazing but he had to work today… So… Watch out world… I have no babysitter and I’m on a cold medicine high… there’s no telling what I’ll say…lol

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  10. TexasTart says:

  11. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Happy Saturday. Did you all sleep here last night? 22 comments already. 🙂 I hope everyone has a great weekend.

  12. Brandi and Kyle were in the crowd cheering for Lisa when she was on DWTS – so all was well between them at this point in the season – or Kyle was still pretending to like Lisa at least.

  13. TexasTart says:

    Jill – Bethenny taped with Melissa Gorga on Friday…whew, that was close, you dodged a bullet!

    • VV™ says:

      Yes, I saw that. If she thinks this will bring her ratings, she’s wrong.

      • chismosa™ says:

        VV gossip table totally totally let Barf have it on Friday! I just watched. Apparently a guest was supposed to be on the following talk show- Big Morning Buzz Live? – and the host was like – well — this woman dropped us for Bethenny ….so……

        ( this comedian works for chelsea handler ➡️Close bffs with Jennifer Maniston ➡️Close to ellen➡️Comedian probably went to Beth as a favor. This comedian also works with loni love a lot ➡️Beth likes loni, so does Ellen)

        Well they had such a giggle about it! Like/ “oh the talk show that she had to rush to get on for the next two weeks right before cancellation right !” And all this other stuff- it was hysterical !!
        Don’t blame them, she dropped Carrie Keegan (big morning buzz) last minute and it’s live so that’s what you get! Especially from an old BFF of Bethenny’s who Beth dropped like a hot potato™®©. Bethenny dropping people needs trademarking.
        It was hysterical vv. I’m so glad I caught it.

        • VV™ says:

          Thanks for the report. I have yet to see that show.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          Marianne is looking more and more sad every time she says Bethennys name. She should just write a tell all about how Bethenny left her in the dust and she has no money so Bethenny won’t be her friend anymore and how she has to sit next to annoying Rob every morning and pretend that she is actually someone anyone knows!

          • chismosa™ says:

            She really never initiates talk on B so I give her that.
            I just like marianne because I sort of got to see her personality on the reality show she was on.

            Other days honestly they have wished B well, I kid you not! I swear …..

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      Thank God it wasn’t Tuesday!! I can’t even imagine!!
      VV-Bethennys ratings have been going up-I hope this doesn’t make them go back down!!

      • VV™ says:

        Yes, I read mixed information on this. Her atings are up. Some say is too late other are giving her a life line. Not sure who to believe. I still think she should go the cooking show route.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          Even Rob and his bestie Marianne had to admit her rating were up…it nearly killed them!!! I don’t think they will be canceling anytime soon as November is sweeps month but I would be surprised if she does get picked up for another season. They won’t pull the plug on this season so she will be on till at least the new year I think.

          • chismosa™ says:

            Yes she would be forced to keep filming for the year – that’s the contract made. Like for Nate Berkus, Ricki Lake, Jeff Probst.

            I still don’t get why Omarosa (and the audience member in the jeans and blazer lol!) weren’t saved for November.

            • not THAT Jill™ says:

              Who knows? Maybe they didn’t know it would be such a big whoop? Did you see that Omarosa tried to front and act like she never got the check from Bethenny? She said they gave her a fake tracking number- but the truth is Omarosa cashed that check before her story hit the media–dumbass!!

              • chismosa™ says:

                She’s KooKoo. But ratings KooKoo!

                She better hope that money DOES go to charity !
                Someone’s gonna check her BOO

          • Cartwheels says:

            I wonder if they mentioned that Bethany’s rating last week were even higher that the queen in the key demographics. I bet they forgot to mention that little detail 🙂

            • chismosa™ says:

              They do mention things like that, trust me- they say repeatedly that they wish her well.
              Just this instance of this idiot bailing so last second on something set them all off. (The two shows tie together and film back to back)…..
              They are a big family there

              To be honest I don’t know Rob Window Shuter’s problems with Beth – wasnt he close with Jill ? He is close with marianne and used to go out w her and Beth. I forget the bad blood with shuter blinds and bloggers. His accent is too strong for me but he is English witty so I like that. Their rapport is good, sans for one

              • not THAT Jill™ says:

                Rob is always on my nerves-his tweets are the worst-misleading and wrong most of the time. His stories come from other outlets unless it’s about a NY housewife-then it comes to him from Alex and Simon or JZ. He is dreadful and I tell him so at least once a week on twitter. His tweet Thursday or Friday said “BETHENNY HAS 6 WEEKS TO LIVE”….really Rob?

              • Cartwheels says:

                Rumor has it that rob shutter was let go off the huff post due to a couple of missteps, both of them referred to Bethenny. The first one was when he reported that the sale of SGC was only 8 millions and then the editors had to publish an apology due to that being the amount of the right to use the name. The second incident was when he published that Bethenny had put the TriBeCa apartment on her ex assistant name and it was also wrong information, Jason hoppy as it turns had been in charge of all the paperwork related to the apartment and they have decided to use an LLC for it , there was no ulterior motives.

                Shortly after that rob shutter was let go off the huff post and recently he has started his own blog and now this show. Rob is used to get his way, same as Radar, if you want to be on their good graces, you have to give them exclusives, show up with them for pictures, tweet the your love, in return they will be your media friends, but if you refused to follow their blackmailing techniques, they will start printing articles against you, sort of trying to force your hand. In Bethany’s case, she has said since the very beginning that she will never have an interview with either one of them, rob or radar online, she has called them trash so they are just doing what they do best, print trash against the ones who don’t play their game and print wonderful news about the ones who give them “exclusives”

                • chismosa™ says:

                  Thanks cartwheels- very interesting.

                  I wonder how much Bethenny’s tune is going to change with the jackass perez who allegedly “outed” her pregnancy now that Perez is good with Andy.
                  THAT I’m going to keep my eye on.

                  Thanks for the 411 on RS

                  I never realized how many stars he was a publicist for also !

      • VV™ says:

        For you Jill:

        @Bethenny: Thank you for spending the morning with me, @rosannascotto & @gregkellyfox5! #gdny @myfoxny

        Original Message:

      • When you went to the show, Jill, did you know who the guests would be?

        • VV™ says:

          I think she said no.

        • TexasTart says:

          She definitely did not know the Wakiles were there and was really surprised during the audience warm-up they pulled Wakile Jr. out of the audience to dance with dancers. I saw his face, in the audience in the very beginning. I guess she can answer this question w/o my help, lol, but I don’t think she knew who any guests would be.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          No they don’t tell you anything about the guest-you find out when Bethenny does the introduction for each guest

    • Stars99 says:

      Whoa Tartsy… Could you imagine our Jill being in the same room as the Gorgas? Man… I would have paid good money to see that one!

    • Powell says:

      I don’t understand so much HWs as guests. Especially if they were controversial.

  14. VV™ says:

    I’m glad to see our Unesco ambassadors stay at the Ritz-Carlton when they go on their charity trips.

    @joycegiraud: Coolest valet guy ever! And Siberia fan!!!! So sweet! #ritzcarltonhongkong

    Original Message:

  15. lulu says:

    Nancy and Chismosa google Virginia Johnson interview read the uk telegraph. So my suspicians were confirmed. Dr Masters was recommended to find himself a sexual surrogate. He only hired her with the intention of experimenting with sex. He persued her right after she was hired. I thought she left him but he left her. They never had an emotional connection in their marriage. Interesting now everything makes more sense.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Ok I’m going to have to look into this. Sexual surrogate ????
      Why not just use a (healthy) prostitute ?

      She was not just a secretary there ?

      • lulu says:

        That’s what I was thinking why didn’t he just hire a high end call girl. Instead of hiring Virginia as his “secretary.” Her backround was in politics, and music strange that this was the only job sh found.

        Chismosa imagine a boss hiring you only to pursue you!!! That is creepy!!

        • chismosa™ says:

          Yeah creepy. I do love the mr Darcy / Heathcliff factor here but this guy clearly has DEEPER issues than the men of my high school English novels ! Lol

          I promise to do more research.

          This is annoying now I need to ADD this to my over scheduled SUNDAY schedule ! 😳😳😳🙇🙇🙇

          • lulu says:

            Sorry Chismosa!! But its soo worth it!!! 😉 I’m looking forward to tomorrows episode.

            Hmmm well our Nancy works/worked with Dr hubby! Maybe a Darcy/Heathcliff factor!! 😉

  16. Cartwheels says:

    I don’t have much of a problem with Lisa joking in front of Portia, was it the best time? Probably not but I took it as a dig disguised as a joke which seems to be Lisa’s MO anyway.
    What was no joke was her talking head, she wasn’t joking anymore, she straight said that she brought the issue up because it was “the elephant in the room” , well, since when are all rumors supposed to be addressed? What not talk about something that is not a rumor but a cold hard fact? Why during her first encounter with Brandi didn’t Lisa addressed the false lawsuit? I mean if we are going to talk about an elephant in the room, which one is bigger than that one?

    If Mauricio is cheating on Kyle, that affects only them and their families, it is really not everybody’s business, but that fake lawsuit drove the whole last season and involved every one of the cast members, it was that fake lawsuit that drove a wedge between Camile and Brandi, between Lisa and Camille, it lead to a confrontation between Brandi and Mauricio , Mauricio and ken, etc. everybody was involved, yet it took least than 30 seconds to get addressed.

    It is funny how Lisa’s true telling ways only work against her cast mates that don’t align with her, at that point Brandi was her friend so she felt no need to confront her about this flagrant and vicious lie, so I hope that Lisa doesn’t save that for later as the excuse of her fall out with Brandi, I can almost heard Lisa now, “I can’t stand liars, Brandi is liar and manipulative, she made up a whole lawsuit” nope I do not want to hear it.

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      Yes indeed! Why didn’t she bring that lawsuit talk to the front and address it head on? Well that wouldn’t have worked b/c she went along with the lie for a whole season and people loved her for standing up for poor helpless poor no money poor single parent poor victim por poor Brandi!

      • Cartwheels says:

        I despise Brandi for her manipulative ways but Lisa gets no pity from me, she befriended that snake and went to bed with her while it suited her purposes, now I am supposed to feel sorry for her because such snake bit her and betrayed her?

        Nope, not me.

        Now if Lisa , instead of her double standards, would have walked the line of her truthfulness and would have confronted Brandi on the fake lawsuit and would have let her know in no uncertain terms that she was misinformed by her, that it is shame in her for doing that to another human being, even in her name is Adrienne, then I most definitely could believe in Lisa, so far that hasn’t happened and I don’t think it will ever happen.

        I wanted Lisa to confront Brandi about this when they are friends, not later when they are feuding and suddenly Brandi lies become a useful weapon, too late for me Mrs. Vanderpump.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          Huh? Lisa confronted Brandi about the lawsuit? And it was too late for you? I issued that. I’m really late, I guess.

          • Cartwheels says:

            Lisa has never confronted Brandi about the lawsuit because she was in on the lie all along, so when brandi and Lisa have their fall out, I hope that Lisa doesn’t suddenly remembers to have an issue with the fake lawsuit.

    • I am still taking it as Lisa was calling Porsha, Morris’ young girlfriend. I’ll bet she called Pandora, Ken’s girlfriend, when she was a little girl. I still say, it’s much ado about nothing and only Kyle could make an issue of it.. Maybe it’s a little too close to home for her the way she goes on about it.

      • not THAT Jill™ says:

        Let’s take the kid out of the kitchen all together. Lisa should have shut up about the cheating b/c she knew Kyle didn’t want to discuss on camera. Yes Kyle is on a reality show where everything is fair game-I get that-but Lisa brought it and there was a reason for it. The reason was not to squash the cheating rumor but to make sure we all have it our heads all season long as it is part of Lisa’s storyline. It doesn’t make Lisa a monster for bringing it up it just makes her a bitch-big deal-they are all bitches!

        • I am not debating that point Jill.. I’m saying that she used that line meaning full well what I said it did but possibly also knowing how it would be taken. It worked. You’re right, I couldn’t agree more, they’re all bitches.

          I don’t remember even seeing Porsha in the room at all. Just the adults.

          • windycitywondering2 says:

            It looked to me that Mauricio and Portia were standing by the doorway into the kitchen to enter on cue – Mauricio going to take his youngest woman with him on his errand run. And Portia didn’t look like she was interested or paying attention to either her mother or Lisa.

            • VV™ says:

              It does look like he came in the scene on cue.

            • You are probably right, WCW.. I don’t pay very close attention to these ‘fests anymore, I just figure they are there to put on a show in some network cheap staging (the people’s homes so they don’t have to spend money building sets).. Do these people belong to the actors union? I also figure that whatever I miss, you all will catch 🙂

        • Ladebra says:

          Production could have just as easily aired the footage where VyleKyle and Lisa were joking about Lisa’s sex tape or any of the other tabloid caca. If you’re going to say Lisa shouldn’t have been joking about the younger woman rumors, then we can say Kyle shouldn’t have been joking about the other rumors. But then this is HW so the chances of them acting appropriately are slim.

          • Rebecca says:

            Lisa didn’t say that Mauricio was cheating in front of Portia. Anybody who claims that Portia knew Lisa was talking about a cheating rumor is full of crap (Brandi, Kyle, Kim). If Lisa had said this season one, everyone would have laughed.

            But I digress. This season is all about Melissa Gor- OOPS, Kyle Richards being the victim of the more popular cast member.

            • not THAT Jill™ says:

              You can call Kyle every name in the book starting with victim and I won’t disagree with you-it doesn’t change the fact that Lisa is being a bitchy HW this season.

            • VV™ says:

              What she said 👏👏👏

            • not THAT Jill™ says:

              Perhaps Portia didn’t know what Lisa was talking about but Lisa did say it in front of the kid-she was right there in the kitchen.

      • Cartwheels says:

        I didn’t mind that scene so much, it fitted with Lisa’s pattern of underhanded compliments and digs disguised as jokes. I give her a pass on that one. Her talking head is another matter altogether, she mentioned the cheating rumors with glee because how could she ignored them? They were the elephant in the room? Gossips that need to be addressed.

        I wonder how would Lisa feel if anybody brought the rumors about her son Max being the product of an affair between her husband Ken and another woman? I bet Lisa would go ape shit if anybody even suggested those rumors, right?

        • I am sure they are all setting the stage for the season.. I have never really trusted Lisa and her Brit Wit.. I don’t remember seeing a TH from her because I don’t pay that close attention. Maybe I shouldn’t watch and chat at the same time. The THs are always filmed days or weeks later probably as they are wrapping production. They don’t whisk the cast members into an interview room as soon as they say things.

          • Cartwheels says:

            Lisa completely fooled me and I really, really liked her but the more I see of her, the more she reminds me of Luann, always digging and digging but gosh forbid you say anything in return, you will get the scarlet letter on the forehead and a huge bulls eye on your back.

            I do not like that about Lisa, if you are willing to dish it up, then you should have thick skin enough to take it.

            I am terribly disappointed that she was supporting Brandi in the fake lawsuit, I don’t even like Adrienne but one thing is clear, she didn’t sue Brandi and had to see herself on screen form a whole season, she had to see those three talking about a lawsuit that never existed, I just can’t imagine how she felt. I never really cared for Yolanda so I never understood the fascination with her.

            Brandi? Well, my opinion of her is very well stated, I called her out when everybody else was in love with her, she never fooled me, not since the very beginning when I thought she was coming gunning for Lisa.

            I was never emotionally invested in the whole Eddie/Leann/Brandi triangle so that never skewed my pov about her.

            • Rebecca says:

              We had a lawyer on this blog right here saying that once Brandi was mentioned in that letter, she needed to get herself a lawyer on retainer. She was FORCED legally to deal with this. I have enough lawyers in my family to know not to second-guess their advice.

              • VV™ says:

                You are correct Rebecca and I recall at white party Brandi addressing this and Bravo edited out A and Paul’s reply after B mentioned it.

              • not THAT Jill™ says:

                How can any lawyer know what that letter said? Brandi never showed the letter because she never had the letter. For all we know her name may not have even been mentioned.

                • VV™ says:

                  Adrienne herself and Paul both said they sent a letter to a former employer and Brandi’s name was included.

                  • not THAT Jill™ says:

                    Where is the letter? Brandi never produced it so how can we know what it said and that she needed to get a lawyer? It doesn’t matter really b/c Brandi lied all season and Lisa went with it. There was never a lawsuit-we all know this for a fact now.

                    • VV™ says:

                      She had some docs at Kyle’s white party that handed to Paul. Including proof that the cook was selling stories.Bravo heavily edited that scene BUT you can clearly see Paul reading them.

                    • VV™ says:

                      Watch the scene again at white party. Brandi said “clearly” a threat of lawsuit. P & A confirmed they sent letter to ex employee and BBB name was on it.

                    • Cartwheels says:

                      Brandi never showed any letter, she said she had it but she never shown it, later on she said that the letter was the one addressed to Adrienne’s former partner Geneva, all those papers were print outs of the emails between Bernie and some staff of Radar

                  • Cartwheels says:

                    She could have retained a lawyer for her protection but that lawyer was never really needed because no legal action was ever taken against Brandi herself so the tears and the boo boos from Brandi , followed by commiserations from Lisa and Yolanda were all faked.

                    Never mind that Brandi for most of the season never ever implied that there was a c&d letter that was not actually directed to her, she flat out said “the bitch is suing me” period.

                    Btw I also asked my friend who is a lawyer and she told me that most people do not retain a lawyer until they have actually received something in the mail with their name on the defendant spot, but even in the remote ace that she took extra precautions and retained a lawyer, all the money she used as a retainer fee would had been reimbursed to her due to lack of action. My friend is the one who stood me ” there is no lawsuit by proxy” you are either being served or you are not,there is no in between.

                    • not THAT Jill™ says:

                      “The bitch is suing me”….”Maurcio STFU the bitch is suing me”….blah blah Brandi all season long with the lying!!!

                    • Yeah, it got to be a bit much.. All of her STFU’s last season, really chipped away at my liking her.. None of these people are very bright though. If they want to ‘take somebody down’, they should just stand back and let them implode.

              • rabblerouser2010R says:

                It’s one thing to perhaps consult an attorney…but it’s freaking ridiculous to for Brandi to tell people it costs her thousands and thousands of dollars (it seemed to have started at 3k and as the lie went on it was 10K) to address that her name was referred to in a letter that wasn’t even addressed to her.

                Brandi damn liar and a fool.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          Especially if she thought the person repeating the rumor knew full well that she didn’t want to talk about it on camera….

          • Cartwheels says:


            Lisa is way too smart not to know that Kyle didn’t want discussed on the show, yet the talking heads are filmed later, she knew darn well what she was doing.

            Let’s pretend that she was asked about the cheating rumors directly by production, she could have mentioned that she was joking, that she didn’t believe in those rumors for a second, but no, Lisa said that she brought that conversation up because it was the elephant in the room.

            I don’t care how much power editing has, they can’t simply force you to say anything you do not want to say, and if they did Lisa would be letting is know, just like Joyce is letting us know the process of her tag lines.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          Max is a product of a Ken Affair with another woman???? Wow, I’m way behind on many facts here!

          • Cartwheels says:

            Those are just internet rumors, just the the ones alleging Mauricio had an affair. That is why Lisa should be more careful about having the need to address all the rumors that circulate around these ladies.
            If Lisa feels the need to bring all rumors then she better be prepared to address the rumors that have been around Max for a while

    • Stars99 says:

      Cartwheels – Isn’t it odd that one could argue about the size of varying elephants in the room? They’re all lying liars who lie… I just think some of them are more savvy than others and will ultimately end up on their feet… like cats always do…

      • Cartwheels says:

        hum not sure about that argument, it is like Teresa saying that at one point or another we all have run ins with the law, there is a difference between going to court for a speeding ticket than for being indicted with 39 counts, technically both are problems with the law but there is still a big difference.

        IMO there is a huge difference between saying “you sell articles to the gossip rags” or even saying “having your friendship is like playing chess with bobby fisher” that to reveal that your cast ate used a surrogate to birth her twins. IMO there is a huge difference between not calling you between seasons or the fact that your chef is having rants on the media vs a fake lawsuit, for episode after episode, there was no if or buts, Brandi let us know ( with Lisa and Yolanda’s complicity) that she was being sued. I wonder if it wasn’t for Camille calling out on her lies , not only about the lawsuit but also the letter and who it really was addressed to, if Brandi wold had ever spoken the truth.
        Adrienne told us several times, in different ways that there was no such lawsuit, yet the viewers leaded by Brandi kept swearing there was. Camille challenged Brandi on Twitter to tell the truth and she was called a liar by Brandi.

        I can’t wrap my head around it, you know you are not being sued and that an easy court search can prove that, yet you tried to continue with your lie, when it is obvious that the truth will come out, now you change the tune and allege that instead of being used, you have received a c&d letter and that is what has prompted you to spend so much money in lawyers, yet when it is finally out there that the letter wasn’t even directed to you, you still keep it going for the whole seasons, for months before the season airs, during your blogs while the season is airing and only use a 30 second question to clarify that in fact you were never used or received a letter but. Your friend did?
        WTH, I mean , for some here who love to blame editing on everything, how in the world they do not pick up on the fact that there is no amount of editing that can make up a lawsuit allegation? It just baffles me how much of a double standards are there for one we like as opposed the ones we don’t. If Kyle, Kim, Taylor, Adrienne, would had ever said they were being used without being used, they would be dragged through the coals and no benefit of the doubt given but when it comes to Brandi, Lisa or Yolanda, we are inclined t believe that they were just “confused”

        IMO they were not confused, they knew Saran we’ll what they were doings, they did it with no remorse and that is fine, I just don’t ever want to see any of the three calling anybody else on any lie because that would be like the pot calling the kettle black.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          I don’t care if they all call each other liars. It doesn’t make any difference to me. Go for it ladies…entertain me!

      • windycitywondering2 says:

        LOL. they are indeed all lying liars who lie! The more savvy ones come out looking innocent and the slut pig ones come out looking like lying liars who lie.

  17. not THAT Jill™ says:

    This Carlton I find a little odd-how can she say she’s never heard of Kyle until she received her invitation to her party-I’m calling major BS on the shizz. She knew she was going to be filming that night no? Didn’t the production team at her house mic’ing her and her husband up give that away? So before all that happened she didn’t have any idea that her introduction on the show would be at Kyle’s house? Come on now Carlton-this ain’t our first rodeo with a new HW-remember LemonDrop claimed she didn’t watch TV before she became a HW yet she knew everyone on the show? And LemonDrop already did a stint on reality TV so she knew the game before she starting playing. I don’t think any of these woman are so stupid to not at the very least ask who they will be working with before they sign their contract. She didn’t know who Kyle was…ok Carlton ok

    • VV™ says:

      This was a rooky mistake by Catlton. I’m sure Production brief HWs on what to say and not to say when they are new. Bravo is just now catching on that we viewers are well aware of their manipulations.

      • not THAT Jill™ says:

        I don’t think this has to do so much with production as it has to do with the fact that Carlton does not like Kyle and wanted to tell us how Kyle is a nobody in BH

        • VV™ says:

          I think we agree on this more than disagree Jill. My point is Bravo has control on those blogs too and they edit them. Bravo also tells the HWs what to say when they first meet. Remember the Cedric/Brandi stories or the supposedly friendship between Adrianne and BBB.
          Carlton commented about the scene like it happened organically which is ridiculous. She was mic’d!!! and I’m certain by the time she got the invitation the had signed with Bravo. I don’t take every single scene as a dig. Can this people just say what’s on their minds without ulterior motives ever?
          Even in Talking Heads, they are to give their answers in the present tense. Total Manipulation.

          • not THAT Jill™ says:

            Yes we do agree b/c we both know Carlton is lying about not knowing who Kyle is. It doesn’t matter why she said it b/c it’s a lie no matter what. I PERSONALLY have the feeling that Carlton does not like Kyle so I could see her going along with the lie happily. I don’t know why they play these fake dumb games-mic em’ and let them do their thing!!

    • TexasTart says:

      Carlton’s intro to the ladies and saying she didn’t watch the show is all so lame to me. Why does Bravo have these women present themselves as if they do not know a thing about one another, it just so DUMB.

  18. California35 says:

    Good morning and TGIS!!
    I like blogging day on Saturdays 🙂 because i can read and comment as i please 🙂

    stars99 cool blogging the blogs 🙂

    This scare me —
    “I’m proud to represent my fellow Latinos in Beverly Hills”

    So far is too soon to like or dislike the new wives. The Latina is beautiful, and beautiful long hair. But so far i saw not too much sustance in her. Is she very young? Has she lived in a fairytale? We should see. Carlton (he the battler comes to mind also :-P) seem like she is seeing and getting and digesting what she sees. The kiss with Brandi on a promo has me concern that she will be on Brandi’s gang BUT so far she has noticed the things we have noticed about the behind the back comments. So i hope she will be one of the like wives. Time will tell.

    • Stars99 says:

      Waves at California35… I am just not sure about Joyce at this point… I kind of feel like she may be a little naive about this whole experience… It will be very interesting to see what happens… Are you proud of me that I stopped myself from making some nasty snarky comment? It was really hard… and it took all the restraint I could muster… lol

  19. Cartwheels says:

    IMO neither Lisa not Yolanda can’t ever confront anybody else in their lies (namely Kyle, Kim, Taylor, etc) because they never confronted Brandi on her big whooper, they are not dumb, uneducated ladies, they both are educated women, women of privilege who have the availability of
    legal advice at the tip of their fingers, they know or have an assistant who could have easily search just like some sleuths here on this board, the court files to verify that there wasn’t a lawsuit from the Maloofs to Brandi, it would had been very easy for them to find out it was not true, IMO they knew all along it was not true but when it comes to fighting an opponent , for these three ladies, Lisa, Yolanda and Brandi, everything is fair game. Just don’t you dare to say anything about them because they would cry to holly heaven but in the meantime they will use all and gossip around to drag your name in the mud.

    Furthermore they can’t feign ignorance because Brandi herself now has said that there was never a lawsuit and not even a c&d letter directed to her, just one directed to a friend of hers that mentioned her name on the letter. Lisa and Yolanda are way too smart to not know that there is no legal action by proxy and that during the whole season all Brandi did was lie, embellished and lie some more. So where is Lisa and Yolanda’s outrage? Why aren’t they calling her out on this perverse lie? They rather make a deal of some random cheating allegations because “it is the elephant in the room”?

    What a coincidence that they need to address this issue when it comes to Kyle but they do not need to address the other much bigger and damaging issue when it comes to Brandi.

    Lisa and Yolanda both gladly helped Brandi perpetuate her lie, only because it helped them get rid of Adrienne, so now that the awesome trio is about to rip each other’s mask, I can’t wait to see how they’re going to turn on each other, nobody deserves it better than these three.

    • Brandi herself now has said that there was never a lawsuit and not even a c&d letter directed to her
      Yet, the entire season revolved around those things. Does Sirens Media do the BH shows too?

      • not THAT Jill™ says:

        The lawsuit was on everyone’s mind all last season and they all let it go at the reunion-not one person called Brandi on the lie. I feel very unsatisfied by the ending of the whole thing. Brandi spent so much time telling us what a truth cannon she is and yet that bizz lied all season long…I hope someone anyone brings it up to her and calls her on it but I don’t think it will happen-Adrianne is gone so I guess no one cares that the truth cannon is just a liar!

        • VV™ says:

          Some other stuff happened behind the scene that we don’t know. Why would Adrienne include Brandi’s name on the letter sent to her former employee? If not to intimidate Brandi. Bravo and A may have settled on telling the story as it was edited and eventually A left the show.
          I find Adrienne Maloof with her raspy voice and innocent botoxed face to be very very manipulative behind the scenes and behind a lot of crap. Powerful she is and she’s also used to getting her way.

          • not THAT Jill™ says:

            Maybe the letter said “hey Geneva-STFU when you see that blabber mouth Brandi”…I’m not even sure I believe Brandi’s name was mentioned in the letter-Brandi established that she lies so why should I believe that?

          • windycitywondering2 says:

            Yup, the Maloof was the wild card in that whole storyline. She even hoodwinked Paul as to the game she was playing on Brandi. As for Yolanda and Lisa – they have attorneys on retainer, just like the Maloof.

      • Cartwheels says:

        I am not sure who’s the producers are, they sure wanted to perpetuate the lie as we’ll and very much helped with it, maybe Lisa did called her out and was edited, but I don’t believe so.
        Lisa cares so much about her image that she will never admit that she supported and help perpetuate such a big lie that could had been easily corroborated.
        It just doesn’t fit with her wonderful and classy ways.
        Plus I am sure that if Lisa did ever called her on it she will let us know, just as much as she had let’s know that she had conversations behind closed doors with Brandi regarding Cedric and with Yolanda regarding the Paris trip. Lisa will find a way to let the viewers know if she ever addressed that fake lawsuit , Brandi will let us know if such conversation ever happened.

        In the meantime and because there is no evidence of the contrary, I will just laugh any and very time that Lisa and Yolanda even attempt to call anybody a liar. These two IMO are as big hypocrites as they come.

      • VV™ says:

        Evoluion Media produces BH. Here’s a pic of Kim with Producer David Rupel.

        kimrichards11’s photo

      • Well, Ladies, I am finished defending Bradi in any way shape or form. If she really took responsibility for her actions and what she says with something other than STFU, I could get behind supporting her again. The pity for her over game night, is long gone. The pity for her over other HOs taking her husband’s attention, is long gone. The laughing at Drunk Brandi and calling her a fun gal because of it, is long gone.

        I don’t think you have to look very far to see how I feel about Lisa and the Lemondrop (thank you to whoever coined that because, I didn’t)..

        The one I kind of feel sorry for….. Jackpot. He never got the screen time he deserved,

    • BB says:

      They all lie, or support others’ lies when it benefits them to do so. ALL of them. The only one who can possibly “excuse” her own lies is Yolanda under the guise of her Lyme disease making her “forget” stuff. She can also use it as an excuse for any bad behavior this season, whether it’s true or not. At least that’s what I’d do if I were her. lol.

      • VV™ says:

        Yolanda is already doing that on Twitter…I guess in anticipation of what we will see.

      • Cartwheels says:

        They all lie – ABSOLUTELY

        I am very pressed to find any other lie this big, a fake lawsuit, lawyer fees, non existent c&d letter that are not addressed to you, uhmmmmm I have to give it to Brandi, when she lies she lies big.

        So when Brandi, Lisa and Yolanda jump on the high horse of their truthfulness and their high moral ground as to how when in reality tv you should never lie or hide anything, I will be the first one to extent my leg up to trip that horse and bring those three liars to the ground where they belong, just right in the mud with the others.

        • BB says:

          Kind of makes you wonder how/why Brandi got away with such a big fat lie, doesn’t it?

          • not THAT Jill™ says:

            Yes it does…but then …not really.

          • VV™ says:

            Adrienne’s silence and exit from the show tells me there is more to this than the edited story we were shown.

            • Cartwheels says:

              I have always felt that the surrogacy was only half of the story and Adrienne cut her losses and bailed out to protect the other half being unsaid, jmo

        • Cartwheels says:

          IMO they had chosen Adrienne as the new target (Brandi and Lisa, Yolanda came aboard later) and Adrienne didn’t help herself when she decided to quit mid season, it really put production in a jam so they decided to show Adrienne who was boss,

          I am even amazed that they did aired the exchanged between Camille and Brandi when Camille was the only one with ball big enough to talk about no lawsuit or letter, that followed by some twitter exchanges was the first clue I ever had about a lawsuit being just an invention of Brandi’s imagination. I never thought this could be possible until a court search revealed that there was no such lawsuit. I am amazed how Brandi got away with it. She certainly didn’t do it by herself, she had the full support of Lisa, Yolanda and production.

          If now after knowing all this Kim and Kyle are stupid enough to befriend this snake then I do not want to hear them later crying when Brandi turns on them, they have it well deserved.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      They can and they will Point out each other’s lies. It’s never ending. You’d think they couldn’t. But it’s what they do.

  20. BB says:

    Can you picture Carlton doing “The Carlton?” Great blogging of the blogs, Starzy!

    • chismosa™ says:

      BB IM DYING rotfl

      I don’t watch this so when I see the name Carlton that is ALL I THINK OF

      Why and what is it with men’s names ???? She’s British right ? Is she part Indian ? I have to find out more about this witch bitc*

    • Stars99 says:

      Hi BB… I think we all will have fun with the names this season… I think we’re in for a fun season!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Hahaha. It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone….

  21. boston02127 says:

    Stars99~~(on Brandi)
    “I’m rubbing my snark lovin’ hands together in greedy anticipation already”

    Hahhaha….that made me laugh out loud. 🙂

  22. chismosa™ says:

    Time out ✋✋✋
    Is this Joyce (such a Latin name!) — is her HUSBAND’s actual name with the “de” because if not she’s being super pretentious and using something extreeeeeeeeeeeemely outdated by adding a “de” (yes my gal Adriana in Miami did that 😔)

    No one uses “de” unless you’re from Madrid. Mark my words.
    If her husband is officially named that with a “de” then disregard.
    Otherwise she’s a conceited bitc*

    • California35 says:

      What do you mean? De as “of” well i dont think it is used and should be used anywhere Everrrr 😛 but it is used in Spanish in Mexico and assumed all Latin America and Spain, i guess. But here in the US? The wife simply takes tbs husbands last name and leaves her behind or uses both.

      • chismosa™ says:

        No people don’t use “de” anymore in south or Central America. I’ve never known Puerto Ricans (JOYCE?!?! – is from there right) to use it.
        It’s looked at humorously if someone tries to do that, like they’re trying to seem better than they are. Social/ status-climbing. Buffoonery.

        This Joyce is funny if she’s doing that.

        • California35 says:

          I free 😛

          I cant see California35 de Crowe. As much as in love or happy i would be married to him. It just Sousa as i am his property. But there is nothing wrong with it or judge those who do. My grandmas and aunts and some cousins use that because it is part of their culture/environment/habits 😛

          • Rebecca says:

            My grandmothers were a “di” and a “de” and they were their legal family surnames. I don’t understand the big deal.

            • chismosa™ says:

              In Italian or Irish (o’mara, o’henry)- it’s different. And it’s generations back. I feel this is more a “current” thing for Latin people. MHO of course. It’s totally pretentious.
              But if it was a pretentious thing in other cultures people would talk about the pretentiousness of it too, trust me. 😊
              So I don’t think it is in the other cultures. MHO MHO

              All my friends are Irish and a sprinkle Italians so I get it I do …..

            • I don’t understand why it’s such a big deal either.. Then again, I don’t understand much of anything so…………. [box][box][box][box][box][box][box][box][box][box]

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I know a lot people who use “de” it’s their freakin name, woman!!! De la Garza, de la Fuentes,….wait that’s “de la”. Is there a difference b/t de and de la.

  23. chismosa™ says:

    Just want to say that was a super disgusting tweet Brandi sent (last blog) about her body parts and the doctors ……

    Like I’m retching ….🚽🚽

    I’m going to make retch™ if not fetch, happen.

  24. chismosa™ says:

    Oh so she’s claiming she did not pick that tag line.

    I’m wondering if on all the HWs shows they actually
    sneak it on the women without them knowing ?? VV something to investigate….🔬🔭🍫🚙📝🔦🔎

  25. TexasTart says:

    Great work, Stars! Chuckled all the way through the disclaimer, but sorry you feel bad and hope you will be well soon. Yep, Karma cuts both ways. It is so extremely annoying reading anything Kim says because of the exclamation points on every sentence. How rich is that Brandi telling someone what is appropriate in front of the children – really? “THIS IS ALL ON TV” Very well put, Stars. Thank you and I look forward to reading the rest of the blogs, I have not been reading them at Bravo.

    • Stars99 says:

      Thanks so much for your comments, my favorite little Tart One! I kind of think that Kim is going to try to find her voice this season… her first blog was pretty pointed… It’s like they’re all feeling very free to say whatever the heck they want… It’s just hard to decipher what’s what at this point… It will be fun to see what happens…

  26. chismosa™ says:

    Powell– here we go with Bethenny using the word “brand” without prompting.
    This is getting a bit tedious.

    In a new interview, Frankel admitted that she has not spoken to Abraham and said she likes to interview people like the former Teen Mom because of their personal drama.

    “[I like to] have a conversation with someone that I think will show a different side, and a different conversation, and reflect human behavior, but a lot of those people are controversial for a reason, and they like to be controversial,” Frankel said. “That’s what their brand is, being controversial and continuing to do that.”

  27. boston02127 says:

    I’m just laying around today like I own the world. It’s noon and I’m still in my jams. And, I’m loving it. But….tonight we are babysitting 3 kids. Ages 2, 3 and 7. Should I be preparing for this? They are getting dropped of at 5. Their parents are going to a wedding. I just feel like I should be doing something to get ready but I don’t know what.

  28. Amalfi says:

    I am just gonna say, anyone who believes Carlton is the only witch on this show hasn’t been watching past seasons.


    Also… she is a little oddball, but wicca is a real religion, so to each her own.

  29. Amalfi says:

    Are far as children’s names, I love the very traditional and once laughed at all the Apples and Kal-els of the world… but seriously, it’s your child’s name, and unless he/she becomes a world leader or significant figure in history, no one will EVER even care what his or her name — or yours — was (very humbling and sobering thought, really) after about 100 years …. you’re just a random great great even to your beloved family.

    So name your kids what they want. But don’t be stupid and expect everyone else to love it as much as you.

    Also, I don’t know what I wrote about Carlton twice in a row as I care least about her. Hell, I care least about all of them, so least is not a good adjective at all in retrospect. I care equally less about all of them. There.

  30. Stars, I’m glad you are back to blogging and I hope you are feeling better. You had me at ‘Poor Spider’ 😆

    Geeze, Talk about Manifestos.. Do these people really have to explain every word that comes out of their mouths?

    • Stars99 says:

      Thanks Mel… IKR? It’s like… holy crap on a cracker – EVERYONE is blogging… and saying stuff… it’s hard to pick and choose what to include…lol… but I’ve got to admit… the snark is absolutely fun! I know… poor, poor spider…although there is one that got away… and I’ve got my eye out for him. I highly doubt it’s Charlotte from Charlotte’s Web… but I always feel bad anyway…lol

      • I usually let the spiders live because they eat the other things that creepy crawl around the house. That is, unless one signs his own death warrant and crawls on my arm or something..

  31. Powell says:

    Chismosa thks for posting the link about Lilly’s party. I don’t know what happened w/the guests that were quoted & we know how Bravo producers Edit but there looked like lots if food & drinks on my tv. I guess Mohamad didn’t have anything to do w/putting the party together cuz he never leaves any detail up for chance that his guests aren’t having a good time.
    Lainey I don’t see Lilly as a B. She’s a girly girl that’s very much into her looks. She’s not gone out of her way to hurt anyone. Her & MJ don’t get along becausr of MJs jealousy over Reza. I don’t know why there are those people that think their bestie can’t be friends w/other people.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Hi pooh! Hey, I saw a link with pictures from Lily’s fashion show at alene2by Kyle, not Lily’s birthday party. Gretchen was wearing a dress with big horizontal stripes the night of the fashion show. Are there pics from Lily’s bday party?

      • mariareads says:

        I didn’t see any posted anywhere. I red the Shah blogs. There might be some photos on Bravo. What I took away from Lily’s PROM party is that Lily is so into Lily that there is no room for anyone else! I just can’t with her. She’s so into herself it is kind of embarrassing to watch. For me anyway. She wore 4 different dresses during this birthday party/Persian prom. Remind you of HW’s weddings? The funniest part was when GG’s sister whispered “that’s a wedding dress” and GG could only make this funny sound and nod yes. You really had to be there but it was very funny. The whole thing was at Mohammad’s mansion. Funny how he is connected to all these women on these shows.
        The man gets around!

        • LaineyLainey says:

          I’m a little slow, but come to think of it, it DID seem like a wedding.

          She invited MJ and planned her dinner accordingly. It wasn’t a buffet (that’s how I do my parties) haha… But not Lilly, it was a sit down…every plate counted, etc. IMO MJ should have been allowed to come to the after dinner part, though. Right?

          • mariareads says:

            No reason she couldn’t come after the dinner but if I was MJ I would have responded to the evite with a thank you but I can’t make it. Wish you all the best kind of thing. MJ was as passive aggressive as Lily and I like MJ. But then we wouldn’t have had a Reza/MJ mini-reunion would we? Lily is soooo out there! Rich ..but out there…

            • chismosa™ says:

              Remember you don’t RSVP unless you are attending.
              So says Beyoncé ! …..and twirl!……

  32. VV™ says:

    Jill, were going skinny again but I got to run.

    Brandi by the time of white party said “there was a threat of a law suit” that she needed to respond by a certain date or face the consequences. Neither Osil or Adriene denied this.

    If I can find the scene and TH, I’ll post. I think in the end Bravo and Adrienne settled.

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      Brandi is a liar so whatever she said about the whole lawsuit thing-in my mind-is a giant lie. What was she responding to? Her name being mentioned in a letter to someone else? Her lies about this lawsuit just snowballed-she needed a story line and she lied to get one. I’m just glad she didn’t use Leann Rimes copying her bikini style for a story line-being lied to is not so bad sometimes!!!

      • VV™ says:

        Paul and Asrienne acknowledge they sent the letter with the intent to sue to their to former employee. They also acknowledge they included Brandi’s name on the letter. Brandi told both of them to their face the letter indicated to reply or face the consequences.

        If my friend gets a similar letter and MY NAME is on the letter. You’d better believe I an getting a copy of the letter and taking it to my attorney.

        BBB took this letter as they are suing me which coming for somebody uneducated as she is, I can understand she thought so because her name was on it.
        By the latter part of the season, Brandi was already saying “they are threatening to sue me”. This is where the TH come in handy for Production because then they take something said about one thing to put it about another and perpetuate their story line.

        The fact Adrianne exited, the fact this was never fully clearly explained makes me think. There is a little truth here and there BUT Bravo and A chose to leave it that.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          So Brandi is uneducated and she said they were suing her . She is so dumb that she thought a letter that maybe mentioned her name is the same as being sued. A quick call to 1-800-lawyer would clear that little question up. My thinking is that not only did Brandi know she wasn’t being sued but Lisa knew it as well. I’m thinking the entire cast knew it and some went along with it and others didn’t. The ones who did became Brandi’s best friends and the ones who didn’t became bullies and were told to STFU. No matter what-the fact remains that there was never any law suit NEVER. The fact remains that Brandi wanted us to believe that big bad Maloof was suing the poor single victim. The fact remains that Brandi is indeed a liar and had some friends around her who help her perpetuate the lie.

          • VV™ says:

            The letter mentioned her name. Paul said it on a Talking Head when talking about it and I even think he added as a warning.

            She’s gone through a nasty divorce. I think she knew better than to call 1800 # if she even knew about that free number. She knew that Paul and Adrienne were wealthy and powerful.

            It was a threat to sue. This cast has already gone through the whole Russell threatening to sue Camille the season prior.

            • not THAT Jill™ says:

              I still stay it all bull crap-I do not remember Paul saying that but that doesn’t mean I don’t believe you. Having your name mentioned in a letter is so far from being sued especially since no one has seen this letter-we don’t know how Brandi’s name was mentioned b/c Brandi never told us-she just kept saying “the bitch is suing me” she is a liar-a proven liar as we never saw a law suit-this is not a matter of being confused or being uneducated-it’s a matter of saying the words LAW SUIT so many times that people actually believe it-that’s what she wanted and that’s what she got…she might be uneducated but she was smart enough to secure a spot on the show for this season…dumb as a fox that Brandi!

      • Cartwheels says:

        Brandi also said , my lawyer received a letter , but Brandi forgot to mentioned that Geneva is a lawyer and that she received the letter as a natural person and not as Brandi’s lawyer.
        That is how I know Brandi is not only a consummated liar but also very manipulative, she uses a little kernel of truth to give credence to her argument but 99% of it is a huge lie anyway.

        Geneva needed to respond to that letter, not Brandi but of course bravo and editing made it look like it. There is still plenty of viewers that think that poor Brandi got sued and had to pay thousands upon thousands of dollars to a lawyer.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          Yes plenty of people believe Brandi actually had to use all of her hard earned money on lawyers and that’s why she still can not afford to buy a house and is having to rent. This is what Brandi wants her “fans” to believe b/c then she still gets to be “poor Brandi” .

          • Since she could never shit or get off the pot with a number, actual dollar amount, I never believed it. Adrienne was certainly within her right to try and slap a muzzle on Brandi (even if I don’t like her) but, bitch please.. Did you forget what those dudes following you around were carrying? Yeahaha.. Cameras. Video cameras..

          • Exit4 says:

            I’m guessing the letter said something like Geneva stop sharing personal information about our family. Particularly to Brandi glanville because of the professional relationship they have as cast members in a TV show. If Brandi uses any personal info she learned from you (Geneva) in camera we will hold you (Geneva) responsible.

            It’s not rocket science-if Geneva was privy to something that no one else was-is friends with Brandi and then lo and behold Brandi is discussing it-obviously they know where she got the info.

            There’s no reasons for Brandi to take that to a lawyer! All her friend Geneva has to say is keep your mouth shut-or IM in trouble. The responsibility lies with the friend who spilled the info. And if it’s true they’d have no case against Brandi anyway. But since Brandi is dramatic-she probably went to a lawyer and they told her STFU unless you want your friend to get in trouble legally.

            Even the hugest lawyer in bev is only going to charge their hourly rate for the 30 minutes it takes to clear that up! So what $800? That broke Brandi’s bank? Lol. Her new vagina cost more then that! Such stupid drama! But I think we are gaining members if the Brandi is annoying club! 🙂

            • not THAT Jill™ says:

              Oh membership is way up and the season just started!!!

              • Cartwheels says:

                Lol, I still remember when that was a very exclusive club, it felt lonely.

                Now that Brandi is showing her true colors and going against the fan favorite suddenly everybody notices that she is a liar and completely manipulative, but what dies that say about Lisa and Yolanda?

                Make no mistakes though, as soon as Kyle is stupid enough to believe one word Brandi says, I am ready to rip her apart too, after seeing what she is capable off, Kyle should know better. Kim is plain dumb so probably there is some naïveté, the millions of dead brain cells who knows, but Kyle definitely should know what Brandi is about, so next season when she cries about Brandi stabbing her in the back, I will be the first one to call her on her hypocrisy.

  33. mariareads says:

    I see production’s dirty fingerprints all over this mess of RHOB and the little set up of feuds in the 1st episode. Do they really think we don’t see it? The “get Lisa” thread that ran through the entire first episode was a dead giveaway. And then the blogs. And Carlton so combative right out of the gate. Hmmm..not saying I won’t watch, but feels like less fun for me this season. Funny, so many people thought Brandy was “fresh air” when she 1st came on the scene. I saw something in her I didn’t really like but couldn’t put it into words. And get over the waitress already. Too obvious a plug for VPR. Wish production had let things play out longer before putting their dirty prints all over this season.

    • If you think about it Mariareads, the ‘get Lisa’ thing has been going on since the beginning of S2. Remember the ski trip and everyone busting on her white fur outfit?

      • mariareads says:

        Yup. I was thinking that as I was typing. Also the business about Bernie the cook and Adrienne and the stupid bachelorette party. But I thought maybe production would have a better idea for us this season. Is it to promote VPR? Making Lisa the center of attention? I’m so jaded at this point. I like the shows for escape. I have no problem admitting to that. But when they are so blatantly over scripted (because I do believe that they have always been scripted even in the early days of OC) it’s like Andy and Co. are sending little smirks our way. If they read these blogs, and I think they do, they should be able to see so many of us see through that crap and know that they have steered the ship right onto land for most of these franchises by now.

        • You aren’t the only one who is Jaded, Here is a post of mine from yesterday ,,
          “Yeah.. Sorry I’m so cynical about these shows anymore but 3 years of skinny this that and the other thing, flavored vodkas, restaurants, bars, clubs, books, shitty iTunes songs, shoes, dresses, drawrs.. being paid to act like a moron and advertise the wares, in the name of reality, is all I see anymore.”

      • LaineyLainey says:

        They have been coming after since s2, you are right, MTH.

        • VV™ says:

          Because Lisa was the breakout star and in the talks for a spinoff show. Also, IMO Morris was pouting because he found out he wa not going to be buyer AND seller of Lisa’s new home that offended BOTH Kyle and Morris IMO.

          • windycitywondering2 says:

            Kyle is a very insecure and jelly kind of a girl. But for Lisa to surpass her as the fan favorite was just too much for her to handle! Kyle has Queen Bee Syndrome – she has to dispatch Lisa by any way possible and it didn’t matter to her if it hurt Morris’ business.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Add me to the fresh air list Mariareads. Poor me.

      • mariareads says:

        Well, compared to the bunch we were used to from the prior season it did seem as if she was being singled out the first few episodes of her “debut season” but she really put me off for some reason. Now? I can’t believe anyone , let alone someone with young children, would tweet the stuff that I see posted here (I don’t tweet..just have a dormant titter account). Kids are so cruel. Can you imagine what they will be saying to those boys in a couple of years? She gives us a tour of her house in a bikini? Talks about f!ucking the realtor and drags that stipper pole around with her like it’s her luggage? OY. She’s 40. Time to grow up.

        • mariareads says:

 dormant account is a tWitter account. Maybe it’s Brandy’s that is a titter account LOL!!

          • LaineyLainey says:

            Haha! I understood what you meant. Yes, that tour in her skivvies ( was it a swimsuit? I don’t think so) had me really smh. How awful for her boys., I agree with you. Who knows…maybe they won’t care.

            • mariareads says:

              Yes, maybe they won’t care. After all, these kids have Leann Rimes for a step mother.GAHHHHHH!!!

  34. boston02127 says:

    Brandi’s tweet~~~~
    News 2 all new housewives you don’t have to say a tag line if u don’t like it they don’t force u 2 do or say anything-BS trying 2 save face

    • VV™ says:

      It’s a dig at Joyce.

    • Cartwheels says:

      Let’s remember this for the future, production can’t make you say anything you don’t want to say.

      I will keep it in mind when any one of them wants to blame editing for anything that came out of their mouths.

  35. boston02127 says:

    I can’t believe that Kyle had no clue about the Chamber of Commerce.

    Kyle—-“what do they do”, “do they vote on things”

    She’s dumber than a box of hair.

    • Amalfi says:

      Well, their board does vote on things. Lol. And she is a bonehead.

    • T-Rex says:

      In addition, I don’t believe this made up storyline about the chamber of commerce for a minute. Hilton and Hyland have been members for years, her husband’s company is a member, and since he is the owner, he would know what went on with the group. Sorry calling major bullsh*t on this whole story line. In addition, I checked their calendar, VileKyle’s fake Commerce party, was not listed, cripes they have a weekly Yoga class on there, they would certainly have VileKyle’s party listed if was an ACTUAL Commerce event. More HW and Bravo lies. There were many events listed for the100th anniversary on there, the highlight being a huge blacktie event and the swankiest hotel in Beverly Hills

  36. boston02127 says:

    I’m watching BH again. Kyle & Lisa are in Kyle’s kitchen talking (with the humongous tray on Kyle’s counter) Kyle has a horizontal stripe dress on and the stripes on the material don’t match up in the back.

  37. rabblerouser2010R says:

    Good Morning all…speaking of stupid names.
    Last night I was watching the news and there was a story about a man who was getting released from prison after spending decades there for murder he didn’t commit…and when they said his name….I must have laughed for 15 minutes……

    “Cash Register”

    (I do like the name Cash though, i know someone who called their son that as a tribute to Johnny Cash)

  38. boston02127 says:

    Kim is playing with her dog in a bedroom and she can hardly catch her breath.

    • TexasTart says:

      Yeah and wait till she gets on the floor and puts her head in a position to be stepped on by Kingsley — it can happen!

    • VV™ says:

      Coming Monday Kyle will be a guest on WWHL, this is no accident. We’ve seen the previews of Lisa, Brandi and Yofo gossiping about Kyle. Let the victim act continue.
      You have on the show somebody suffering from Lyme disease for which there is no cure. You have recovering addict trying to get her act together and Bravo chooses to have Kyle as the victim. Kyle, the happily married mother of 4. Kyle, the Architect/Builder/Founder AND Store Owner on Beverly Hills is the victim on this show. This is Bravo perspective for you.

  39. TexasTart says:

    LOL at this comeback…

  40. TexasTart says:

  41. cusi77 says:

    Good Afternoon Everyone! Thank you Stars for the Blogs Blogged! What a enjoyment is to read them with your witty comments! I Had a blast! Thank you!!!!! Muach!

    • Stars99 says:

      Oh Cusi77 – I’m so glad you enjoyed it… I think we’ll have fun watching and snarking together! Woo hooo!!!

  42. TexasTart says:

    GAG. Well this news just ruined my lunch. I thought we would not have to see her – and her face again!

  43. VV™ says:

    I’m bringing this from last blog because I’m still curious. We still don’t know the full story.

    The house that Kyle and Morris stole from Kim. (according to Kim)
    Built in 1985.
    House was bough in 1996 for $236,500
    Sold in 2004 for $420,000.
    It is1503 sq ft, 3 bed / 1.75 bath.
    Located in Indian Wells not Palm Springs.
    Gated community.
    I still need to find out the history of the deed. If Kyle’s mom passed in 2002, it only took greasy Morris and Kyle 2 years to get full ownership of the house.

    • … and we will never know the full story..

      • cusi77 says:

        I bet that if they bought in 2004, they are still upside down…

        • rabblerouser2010R says:

          A funny thing about that house is that the Richard sisters mother was married when she before she died. Her and her husband both had homes, she convinced her husband to sell his home…use most of that money to renovate her home and for them to live off…and when she died…he was assed out.

          (at least according to the book about the Richards and the HIlton’s)

  44. VV™ says:

    @BrandiGlanville: @tamiekxoxo I know it’s so frustrating they assume I crossed her but what if it’s the other way around

    Original Message:

  45. not THAT Jill™ says:

    I’m curious to see what prompts Ken to call Yolanda stupid. He went off on Mauricio last season for suggesting Brandi call the Maloofs about he fake lawsuit and said that Mauricio was bullying a poor single mother even though Mauricio never raised his voice of called Brandi names (which he could have and stupid would have been nice compared to the names he could have used). I wonder if it’s more creative editing by Bravo or if he is really talking to Yolanda that way?

    • I wonder if it’s more creative editing by Bravo or if he is really talking to Yolanda that way?
      That is more what I am curious about. THEN I will wonder Why, I Never never never trust the Bravo preview edits.

  46. Nancy says:

    Lulu and chismosa…here’s the article. I’m taking this with a grain of salt. They worked/had sex
    with each other for over a decade then married in 1971 and stayed married for the next 22 years.
    She would have stayed with him but he wanted out so it’s very convenient for hear to say they
    never had an emotional connection. She chose to stay with Masters for over 32 years!!! If she
    was that unhappy she should have left him. Remember the first episode when Betty (Prostitute)
    told him he needs to get a female partner? I don’t think he knew it was going to be with Virginia
    when he hired her. It just happened that she was interested in studying human sexuality and the
    rest was history. Personally I think it was a match made in heaven it’s just a shame that Lilly was
    the one that got initially hurt followed by Virginia years later.

  47. Nancy says:

    Stars99…Great blog. 🙂 Thank-you.

  48. Exit4 says:

    I was going to put this above but I forgot! The best part of the surrogacy thing (which wasn’t the secret-since it was known to everyone-it just wasn’t public knowledge) was the hours of amusement I got reading comments on radar and reality tea from people who have no idea about the concept of surrogacy!

    Sometimes I go to those sights when I need a self esteem boost. It makes me feel smart. Lol!

    • BB says:

      It’s kind of like watching the Tonight show when they go out and ask people on the street things they should know and they haven’t a clue – like Who is the Vice President? Or, which is the best Health Care Plan – The Affordable Care Act or Obamacare?

    • It’s kinda like watching the HWs, makes me feel so superior!! My son asked me last week if that is why I watched them, lol!!

  49. VV™ says:

    I found the white party scene on this other blogger page. Notice in the exchange Adriene said she had to get an attorney involved.

    • Nancy says:

      If Brandi is telling the truth it’s a shame that she didn’t prove that she has paid some
      attorney over $10k. I don’t know what to believe at this point.

      • VV™ says:

        Bravo, Adrienne and Brandi know the truth. I think the letter was sent to the former employee and it included Brandi’s name as an intimidation technique. I don’t know Brandi spent 10k on attorney’s fees as she claimed. I think because NOBODY is allowed to talk about it. There were some behind the scenes negotiations. To this day none if he involved parties talk about it. Why? It was agreed to not do it.
        The Bravo edit doesn’t tell you one way or the other. The fact that we don’t agree on it proves the parties involved settled on leaving this inconclusive and nobody winning for sure.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          I think Brandi could speak about if she wanted to b/c you can’t settle something that was never filed-Brandi didn’t get sued. She was not part of a lawsuit. Why would she be gagged about anything? If the Maloffs were threatening Bravo with a lawsuit that’s on bravo-not Brandi. Brandi will not talk about it because she lied-she has nothing to gain by admitting she is a liar.

          • VV™ says:

            You are right. I am using the term incorrectly. However, I still think they came to an agreement. That is probably a better term.

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      I just watched-yes Adrienne had to get a lawyer involved b/c Geneva was shooting off her mouth-Adrienne said at least 3 times to Brandi -“this has nothing to do with you”. Brandi asks why she had to pay a lawyer 10 thousand dollars. Seriously? She paid a lawyer all that money to tell her to STFU and that she is not being sued??? Brandi is a liar and this clip just made me believe it 100%

      • not THAT Jill™ says:

        VV-do you not think Brandi lied about this?

        • VV™ says:

          Here’s what I think. I think she saw the letter with her name on it. I think she freaked, I think she honesty though she was getting sued. I think after she talked to her attorneys, she realized they were not suing her but they would threaten the lawsuit if she didn’t stop talking about her family.
          They all lie. Adriene on film said she had a C section. She said she didn’t know there was a letter??!! There are so many Adrienne lies, I cannot even count them.

          Are you saying Brandi’s name was not on the letter sent to Genieveve? I have to find Paul’s Talking Head.

          • not THAT Jill™ says:

            No I’m not saying her name was not in the letter sent to Geneva-I’m saying that I don’t think it was in the context that Brandi led us to believe. Perhaps it was that the Maloofs said they knew that Geneva told Brandi about their secret and Geneva better STFU or else. This does not mean law suit and any lawyer worth a damn would have told Brandi that for a lot less than 10THOUSAND DOLLARS. if the lawyer charged her that much to tell her she is not being sued and she actually paid the bill then the stupidity lies with only Brandi. I know they all lie-this is a known fact-and I know why Brandi lied. What I don’t understand is why Lisa and Yolanda went along with the lie she they both act as though they have no time for such nonsense.

            • VV™ says:

              Because there is more to this than we know. I honesty think Adrianne’s lawyers carefully crafted a letter to intimidate Brandi. They used a Genieve as the excuse to deliver the message to Brandi. I think both Lisa and Yolanda saw it.

              • not THAT Jill™ says:

                And I think Brandi used a letter to Geneva to perpetuate a lie that gave her the biggest storyline of her life. How would Geneva be an excuse when she is the one who told Brandi the secret? The only one who used Geneva is Brandi-she used her to get info on Adrienne and when she got it she blabbed and Geneva got the heat but Brandi pretended it was all about her. I think Lisa and Yolanda went along with it b/c Lisa wanted Adrienne taken down a notch or 12 and Yolanda well her angle I haven’t concluded yet.

              • Nancy says:

                Wasn’t there a scene when Paul is looking at some papers and said sorry to Brandi?
                Or was that in a TH?

                • not THAT Jill™ says:

                  The only appears Brandi ever produced were copies of the things the dirty chef saiid about her-that’s it. She never showed a letter from the Maloofs-NEVER

                  • not THAT Jill™ says:

                    *the only papers

                  • Nancy says:

                    That’s right. Thanks.

                  • Rebecca says:

                    You’ve got to let this go. There’s no way in hell Brandi could show a letter onscreen that was to Geneva. None. Zero. It does not mean that it did not exist and Paul even copped to it. There was a letter. You’re not going to see it. The end.

                    • not THAT Jill™ says:

                      I never said there wasn’t a letter if you are directing this comment to me-I said there was no law suit-that is a fact-Brandi lied and said they were suing her.

  50. Nancy says:

    Stars99…If these two skate like this in Sochi they will bring home the Gold and finally Russia
    will again get back onto the map of Pair Skating.

    • Stars99 says:

      Wowowowow… Nancy – That was just so great! Boy, when he threw her – he really threw her, didn’t he? And they made those lifts seem so effortless! One of those lifts he brought her down with one arm only… holy cow! Plus I really loved that unique spin they did… really, really great! Thanks so much for sharing.

  51. VV™ says:

    Is Brandi asking that we ignore her Tweets? All the crap going her way is because the venom and comments she’s spewing on Twitter.

    @BrandiGlanville: Reading on the bravo blog posts and respect all of the opinions -would love for you all to watch the season before u judge me

    Original Message:

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      Ok Brandi we won’t judge you but you need to STFU and let us watch the show!!! Fair is fair!!

    • TexasTart says:

      OMG iI want to scream at this bitch because we have so much more to JUDGE her on based on her actions outside of the show. I have not and do not hate tweet but I am itching to Tweet her one word

    • T-Rex says:

      UGH STFUBrandi, we don’t need to watch the whole season to Judge your stupid drunkasswhore ass! Sorry, but I have really jumped the wagon concerning her. Her antics on twitter, her naked drunk escapades, and who can’t forget the Tampon-gate. You have a STRIPPER pole in the home with your two young impressionable sons. Again I will point out that these kids aren’t babies, her older son is 10 years old, 10 year olds have sometimes have access to the internet, I am sure the kids in his school are starting to talk. I am sure their parents are absolutely appalled. Unless in the next five minutes you get a personality transplant, not a damn thing you do is going to make you even remotely redeemable this season.

  52. Nancy says:

    BH reunion is starting out here on the west coast.

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      East coast too…you watching?

    • VV™ says:

      I’m walking my little dog. What season?

      • Nancy says:

        Last season. The one where Adrienne didn’t show up.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          6 minutes into the reunion and we hear Brandi say “they are suing me” at least 5 times-she’s a liar so what else has she lied about? Did Adrienne really call her before the last reunion? Why should we believe that? I think Brandi is just an immature ass!!

    • VV™ says:

      Wait a minute are they showing the reunion but they didn’t show the episodes of S3?

      • Nancy says:

        Correct. I think Russell’s suicide has put season 3 on the shelf forever.

        • VV™ says:

          That was S2. They love showing that season. It is S3 the one they don’t show much.

          • not THAT Jill™ says:

            I remember seeing season 3 last week-when I commented about Lisa and Brandi having that fake convo while getting massages? When Brandi was making gross jokes about that poor little dog being between her legs-I think it was Sunday or Monday.

            • VV™ says:

              I remember seeing a S3 rerun but they didn’t show the entire season. ???
              IMO, Bravo loves showing the Malibu party, that’s S3. It seems like its on more that nany other rerun.

              • TexasTart says:

                Hmm. VV the Malibu beach party that was Brandi’s?! If so, that was Season 2.

                • VV™ says:

                  Yes, Typo. Bravo loves showing S2. Malibu Party was S2 Brandi was not a full time HW.
                  Read my comment above. It is S3 they seldom show. ☺️😊

          • TexasTart says:

            I still have the whole she-bang (season 3) on my DVR but I am about to give it up to make room. I thought I would breeze through it before S4 started, but too much else going on.

  53. Nancy says:

    Kim 5150!

  54. Nancy says:

    There goes my lunch. Thanks Taylor.

  55. djprincessc says:

    I finally watched the whole RHBH episode! Yay! Sooooooo here is my take. Unfortunately, I do not like Brandi anymore, yup it took me 1 episode to NOT like her, I was wanting to give her the benefit of the doubt until the show started and it really took me the 1st episode to be over her. She has definitely let the fame get to her head and thinks she’s the shit. I love inappropriate jokes and comments but she needs to stop with the sex talk already, obviously thats all she has to offer. Talking about her Realtor and her banging it out, who btw didn’t even seem into her, just seemed so stupid. I also think that she doesn’t NEED to be over the Sheena cheating with her ex husband bc well, that was her husband BUT I def think she needs to stop talking about it. I think she is kinda jealous of Sheena, I actually think Sheena is the prettiest from all the whores on VP Rules. When I heard one of the blonde girls tell her dad something about being soooooo pretty I almost fell off the bed, girl what mirror are you looking in cus I want one!! lol. I think Brandi is trying wayyyy to hard to have the “IDGAF” attitude its coming off very unreal and the fact that from everything I read she’s team Kyle and Kim now is mind blowing.

    I still love Lisa Vanderpump and see nothing wrong with what she said in the kitchen about Mauricio. It was a joke and Kyle is very defensive and insecure. Still can’t stand Kyle, she’s even more obnoxious with the poor me, I’m offended, what was that supposed to mean I can’t take a joke edit this season.

    IDK why Kim is even on this show.

    I still love Yolanda and wished she and Lisa were close. I think shes gorgeous and I love her skinny jeans and flats forever.

    Carlton needs to get the porcupine outta her ass or maybe we can give her some lube so its not so painful. I mean really uptight much?? Oh and I could totally hear the difference in accents between Lisa and her. I do love weird kid names though, for having named her kids such out there fun names she sure is a party pooper.

    JOYCE. I LOVE JOYCE. She’s GORGEOUS and seemed sooooo fun, and didn’t take herself or her husband too serious. And of course I love that she’s Puerto Rican, finally a hispanic woman! I know there was Jo on OC but I never really liked her. Of course Brandi won’t like her bc she’s a million times more beautiful than her.

    I can’t wait for this season, I walked past Villa Blanca on Thursday and it smelled amazing and it was really busy. I also walked past Kyles store, they really are right across the street from each other. I wanna go back to Villa Blanca and eat there soon!

    XOXO to you all in case I’m not able to chat more later!!

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      Wow that was fast-Brandi made you not her in record time!! She’s really good at getting people to not her these days!!

      • djprincessc says:

        I know. Sad huh?? But seriously all she did was talk about amazing make up sex, and I’m kinda tired of just hearing about how she hates Sheena. The HIiiiiiiiii OMG I love you hug from Kim also did me in. 😦

        • Nancy says:

          I’m over her too. She needs to grow up fast for her sons sake if not for her own.
          It’s just sad to see now.

    • TexasTart says:

      Cool that you walked by those locations!

      We have opposite first impressions of the new girls. Well, let me say I agree with your first impression – but I do not like Joyce and maybe I have a set opinion for her being a pagent winner. Either way I think these two will reverse and Carlton will be more tolerable and Joyce will be (and is) the very uptight one.

      Not sure I will ever like either of these two women, but I believe the first few episodes will be deceiving as to who they are.

    • Powell says:

      DJP you are absolutely right. Brandi doesn’t need to be over.the hurt the Eddie, Sheena, LeAnn & any other woman that Ed had affairs w/but she does need to move on from it & stop talking about it. It’s consuming her. That’s what she talks about most on Twitter also. It’s old.
      What Lisa said in the kitchen was a joke maybe she shouldn’t have said it in front of Portia.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I want to go to there. Villa blanc. Loved your comments, dj!

  56. Great Blog Stars!!! I love “THIS IS ALL ON TV™” and not to mention on the internet FOREVER!!! These woman are all crazy bitches, liars and did I mention crazy bitches. And I LOVE watching them!!! They are entertaining and in my best Ken the Bullmastiff (I saw what you did there Stars) voice “I don’t care” about any of them so it makes it much more enjoyable to watch!!! I would love for someone to tweet Brandi and ask her about “The Lawsuit” and just keep pestering her until she blocks them….but I know she will just call them haters, lol!! And speaking of lawsuits, glad you used all my ™®© on the IPPHO™®©, Stars, I would hate for you to have to spend THOUSANDS of $$$$$ on a lawyer when I don’t file a lawsuit against you for Trademark infringement!! 😉 Suppose to go to a party tonight, will see if my Husband still wants to go….I think he is going to flake and I have new boots dagnabit!!

  57. TexasTart says:

    “Sometimes the most hurtful thing is the silence of your friends, not the words of your enemies.” – Lisa Vanderpump.
    (S3, in regards to Kyle.)

  58. AZGirl says:

    Good Afternoon everyone. Thank you Starzy for the recap. You are too funny. I will have Carlton the doorman voice in my head all night! Why are these ladies so out of touch with wiccan? It not like is hasn’t been around for about a ……..1000 years.
    Ok. This is Brandi’s 2nd season or 3rd? Remember Lynn’s analogy about “Second Season Curse?”
    Catching up on the posts. Still have not had a chance to watch BH. Crazy week.
    @Jill: I was so busy at work I was not able to see you on Bethenny’s show. From everyone else’s posts you looked great.
    BTW: Pepper is doing 100% better today but we are cautious. She having an “up and down” week. She sends her love…”arf”.

  59. Nancy says:

    Jill…did you hear that? Paul told Brandi he’s sorry. For what if not the “law suit”?

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      There was no lawsuit to be sorry for-maybe he was sorry that he called her a bitch?

  60. VV™ says:

    How does Porsha know to say “Annoying” when aunty Kim doesn’t answer the phone?

    • Nancy says:

      LOL Kim needs to get off this show.

    • Nancy says:

      I totally get what Brandi just said and I agree with her.

      • Nancy says:

        Kyle’s roll in the family will change if Kim keeps sober. That is what Brandi was getting at.

        • VV™ says:

          The Dicks Sisters relationship is do disfinctional. I hope for the sake if family that they’ve worked their difference.
          My gut tells me they haven’t and the only reason they are okay right now is because they have a common enemy on the show (Lisa). Once that is gone, they’ll start fighting again.

          I’m still curious about the Palm Springs home.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          Brandi saying that to Kyle was so mean and that’s why I think she said it-I don’t think Brandi cares about any of them-she likes to say mean crap and then say sorry. But it gets people talking about her and that means everything in the world to her!

  61. Nancy says:

    Brandi needs charm school.

  62. Nancy says:

    Maurico just said…”To end the law suits” He even thought there was a suit.

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      Because it’s all Brandi ever said!!

    • VV™ says:

      There was “allegedly” a Bravo lawsuit by Adrienne to prevent airing the footage of Brandi talking about the surrogate issue. The fact Bravo didnt air it proves that something legal was involved. Bravo is not shy at airing stuff.

      • not THAT Jill™ says:

        Yes but the lawsuit was aimed at Bravo-Brandi was not being sued-it was not happening. Brandi lied-she even says there wasn’t a law suit-just the letter to Geneva. I would believe the Maloofs tried to get Bravo to not air what Brandi said-how I don’t know b/c if it were true why couldn’t she say it?

        • Because “Everybody knows….just because you say it, doesn’t make it true”

        • VV™ says:

          Jill, Brandi also said “the threat of a lawsuit” she used this terms. I don’t want to repeat the same thing over and over. I honestly think she thought at first she was being sued the used those term on and off.
          I think Adrienne warned Evolution and Bravo and also tried to intimidate Brandi via Genevieve.
          I think the fact she didn’t film and eventually was fired tells me lawyers were involved.
          Like Nancy said; why would Mauricio use that term…

          • not THAT Jill™ says:

            We can go around and around forever but the facts stay the same-there was no lawsuit! And if Brandi misused the term once I would agree with you-Brandi is shady-she needed the viewers to believe in this law suit-it was her entire purpose last season. She is a liar and a manipulator. Like I told Nancy-Mauricio used that term because Brandi said 10thousand times!!!

      • Cartwheels says:

        It couldn’t had been a lawsuit or it would be easy to search. I think it was more to the fact that Bravo had to twist Adrienne’s arm and threaten to enforce her contract when she quit mid-season. I always believed that they promised Adrienne to edit out that tidbit and convinced Adrienne to come back, that might had been why Adrienne spoke so little about the “lawsuit” because she just couldn’t understand why Brandi would ever believe that she was being sued when she wasn’t and Adrienne thought that all would be edited out anyway.

        I doubt there was a C&D letter against Bravo or Andy would have let us know, Andy has his ways to let you know one way or another, so IMO there was never a legal action from Adrienne towards Bravo but there was one from Bravo to Adrienne, the threat to enforce the terms of her contract if she didn’t come back to film.

        Bravo might had promise Adrienne to edit that part out but they surely left enough trail for the secret to come out on its own and that is why Adrienne took her toys and left, just because no matter what they promised, she knew that Bravo was going to edit and show something that would follow along the story line they have created.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Allow me to direct you ↪️↪️↪️↪️To what happened at the Miami S2 (1st legit) reunion

        Folders 📂📁📂were not aired. The REASONS for the drama were not aired that were lobbied at stupid legal-happy Leah.

        So yeah…. Bravo will not air stuff when legal stuff is brought up. Not sure why they didn’t can Leah at that point. Hopefully this is the last time I have to see her on tv

  63. Nancy says:

    I just watched a new 2 hr documentary called JFK:A President Betrayed
    No commercials. Highly recommend it if it comes on again.

  64. California35 says:

    Hi – the episode is just starting again on Bravo.

    I will keep it in the background while I catch up with the blog 🙂

    I hope everyone had a nice Saturday 🙂

    • California35 says:

      Oh!!! and this time I will not stop watching when the Big Sur starts. I got the idea later that the wives were on the second part (Big Sur) when I thought the RH part was over.

  65. Nancy says:

    Masters of Sex marathon starting right now on Showtime.

  66. California35 says:

    Not the Jill,
    I have not watched B’s latest show, so I have not seen you…but HOW EXCITING that you were there!!! 🙂 Also, I saw the pictures of you and your sister 🙂 it is nice to see the face to the name and you girls are pretty.It is nice that you can share these type of moments with your sister 🙂 is she as into this stuff as you are? If she is HOW COOL, if she isn’t, it is still COOL that she joins you either way 🙂

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      Cali-thank you!! My youngest sister loves all the HW stuff-she is always trying to go to a HW event when we have the in the area-my other 2 sisters came with us just for fun-they don’t really watch any of the Bravo shows. We had a great time at the show!!

      • California35 says:

        That is very cool 🙂 I will watch B and try to find you. I read your earlier descriptions, so hopefully it won’t be too hard. I am a B fan, I was excited when she got the audition/test shows in LA. Sad it went to NY so I won’t even try to go the taping :-/ I tried when she was recording for LA, but didn’t get lucky. Any ways, I am so glad you got to go 🙂 and had someone as interested to go with you 🙂

  67. Nancy says:

    Lulu…I have big news for you. 🙂 Never saw this coming.

  68. ladebra says:

    I should take photography classes. My pictures never turn out like these …

  69. Nancy says:

    Lulu…Just when I think he’s a complete ass something changes my mind. I’m watching
    “Thank-you for Coming” and he was so sweet to his Russian patient and he did something
    for her that could have need his career. (Tied her tubes) Then he was so sweet to her son
    while his father was yelling at him. His unresolved anger with his mother tells me everything
    I need to know why he is who he is. She let her husband beat the crap out of him and did
    nothing to stop it. No wonder he shut down his feelings at such an early age. Both Masters
    and Johnson were damaged souls so I don’t find it hard to believe that they found each other.
    I’m beginning to agree with you that there was no real love in that marriage. Sad.

    • Nancy says:


    • chismosa™ says:

      Totally —–
      That was so sweet. I think she was polish that woman.
      Poor thing.
      That was so sweet. And also when he was operating on Betty and dismissed the surgeons for making fun of her …… So sweet

      I need to see Virginia’s childhood —

    • lulu says:

      Chismosa I thought Serbian (slavic) by the way she spoke???

      Nancy I have my theories but what do you think happened to Virginia???

      Most OB’s I know are very sweet ( think they have to be!) If Dr masters was not liked. He wouldn’t have patients. A shame that he couldnt use his own wife to “practice” on.

  70. Nancy says:

    Off to bed to watch Bethenny’s talk show with my husband. lol

  71. Nancy says:

    The Doc is going away for 15 years-life. I’m so happy about this.

  72. Powell says:

    “Jelly like marmalade?” Lol Nancy, Lulu & Chismosa. 🙂 Masters of Sex.

  73. kit9 says:

    Another Real HW milestone? Housewives got a mention this morning on ESPN in a story about the Incognito saga. Kid you not. The anchor said ‘It may not be Real Housewives but the drama is palpable’. Q: Is ESPN suggesting that the Real Housewives are actually worse, drama wise, than a violent, batshit crazy azzhole?Rofl!

    • kit9 says:

      Ooooohhh, juicy! Hm, this is interesting. Brandi says that Lisa is always taking digs(the official word of this season)at her. I don’t recall any such digs from Lisa directed at Brandi so does she mean off camera? Also, Brandi is straight up calling Lisa a liar here about the the Sheena thing.

      • not THAT Jill™ says:

        Every time Brandi gives an interview she slips down one rung on the ladder of success-what a moron. This thing with Lisa is going to bite her in the ass that she is forever showing to her “fans”…

  74. VV™ says:

    From Adrienne’s Bravo Blog -February 13, 2012

    Title: There is no lawsuit against Brandi

    “Earlier this year, my lawyer did send a letter to a former business associate of mine whom I believed was disclosing confidential information about me and my family to third parties, including Brandi. This is the only thing I can think of that might have prompted this week’s discussion.”

    Adrienne clearly said there was no letter on the show. She’s backtracking with her blog. Why send a letter including Brandi’s name if not to intimidate Brandi.

    • VV™ says:

      From Adrienne’s Bravo Blog – Jan 23, 2013

      Title: I’m Not the Biggest Fan of Drama

      “I still believe that friends don’t sue friends but Brandi has made it abundantly clear that she is not my friend”

    • kit9 says:

      She’s not backtracking-there was no letter to Brandi which is what Brandi had suggested. Adrienne is just speculating about wtf Brandi could possibly be referring to. And, Adrienne was right. Brandi was mentioned because she was the alleged recipient of the info that Ad was saying was evidence of her partner breaking the confid. agreement. And, you don’t have to be a lawyer to know that there was no threat of a lawsuit against Brandi, in any event. Brandi didn’t work for Adrienne. And, a single visit to any half competent attorney would have confirmed that to Brandi. What I’d like to see are copies of all the bills for attorney fees Brandi claimed to pay.

      • VV™ says:

        The letter included Brandi and also Paul confirms that Brandi was warned on a episode. Warned of what? How was she warned?

        I am not discussing lawyers Bill. According to Yolanda the attorney fees are $700 per hour. I don’t know if Yolanda was talking about Brandi’s attorney or in general. That is not why I posted what I posted.

        Adrienne acted all innocent like she didn’t know a letter was sent. I put the link of the video of her lying.

        The fact is ignorant Brandi didn’t know the different between a letter with intent to sue or being sued was also discussed yesterday. She is clearly backtracking because she says she didn’t know about a letter when she full well knew she had sent a letter including Brandi’s name. In fact she makes my point on the excerpt of her blog I quoted above.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          adrienne said there was a letter and she also said several times that it has nothing to do with Brandi-the letter was not sent to Brandi there was no lawsuit -Brandi is a liar and she lied all along. Adrienne said there was no letter to Brandi b/c there was no letter to Brandi-Brandi kept saying law suit b/c it sounded more dramatic than “my name was mentioned in a letter”

        • kit9 says:

          She’s acting innocent of a letter because she was. Brandi didn’t say, “hey, there’s this letter from lawyers that mention me in passing”. If Brandi had said that, then Adrienne would be lying. But she didn’t. As for Paul, who knows who or what he’s referring to. Even if it’s Brandi, as the producers are clearly trying to suggest, warned her about WHAT? The clip doesn’t say. I remember that scene and it was really really edited. Like ridiculously so. Even if he was talking about Brandi, it could be a a warning that her nasty behavior will come back to her, karma wise. Who knows because the clip doesn’t say. But, all of that is moot because we know for a fact that there was no lawsuit against Brandi. If there was even just a single correspondence from Adrienne hinting at a suit against Brandi, she would have produced it! Instead, all she had was a pursefull of Bernie emails.

        • kit9 says:

          I don’t think Brandi is so dumb that she wouldn’t realize that a letter addressed to someone else being accused of breaking a work agreement could possible be applied to her.

          • not THAT Jill™ says:

            Well I think she is that dumb…have you read her twitter?!?! Seriously though a quick call to her lawyer or any lawyer would have clued her dumb ass in on what was happening!! “the bitch is suing me” should have been her tag line last season!!!

            • kit9 says:

              Exactly, one visit to an attorney would have been enough if she needed assurance. ONE. I seriously think, now, that she was lying about all the fees. Love to ask her to produce all the lawyer bills in regards to Lettergate. I have to give her this, she’s a very convincing dedicated liar. I didn’t like her and I believed her! Partly because of her excellent performance(‘Perrrrrrffeeecct’)but also because I just assumed someone wouldn’t so blatantly lie about something so easily disproved.

          • Orson says:

            I have faith in her. I think she could be that dumb. Ya gotta believe!!

  75. VV™ says:

    *****February 13, 2013

  76. VV™ says:

    From Marisa’s Bravo Blog -February 19, 2012

    Title: The He Said, She Said Merry-Go-Round

    ” It’s not long before the usually merry-go-round of “he said she said” kicks off, and I’m left scratching my head wondering what actually went down until we get a tacit acknowledgment from Paul that Brandi “was warned” which confirms for me what I thought all along. . .go Brandi!”

    Paul said this on a Talking Head. I remember it clearly. However, cannot find a link to the Video. I am sure there is one somewhere. Once again, I ask the question. How was Brandi warned? and How? Those two cowards used an ex employee to get the message to Brandi. In that way, Brandi does not have a letter addressed to her and THEY can make the claim we never sent it to her.

    I don’t expect everybody to act like me. If my friends receives a letter threatening legal actions and MY NAME was on my friend’s letter, rest assure that I will have my attorney look at it.

    Paul and Adrienne had the experience of having to deal with Russell’s threatening letter to Camille. I am sure after that, Bravo had their legal department look into it and perhaps amended the HWs to protect themselves and also to include a clause regarding suing a cast mates. [ MY GUESS].
    I think this is why Paul and Adrienne sent the letter to Genvieve and cleverly included Brandi’s name because that was the only way to bypass a potential legal mess with Bravo. The target was to put a gag order on Brandi. PERIOD! Nothing more and nothing else. I am sure Genevieve signed a confidentiality contract when she worked for Paul and Adrienne. I am %100 sure of that. So, why send a letter to her…Why? The target was always Brandi.

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      VV-I’m not sure what you are getting at? Yes a letter was sent no it was not sent to Brandi. Brandi was not involved in any lawsuit involving Adrienne and Paul. If she was warned she was warned.i don’t understand how a warning to STFU gets to be called a lawsuit for an entire season but that just me!
      If Geneva signed a confidentiality contract and then went and blabbed to Brandi of course the Maloof lawyer would send Geneva a letter of warning-she is breaking her contract. If Geneva chose to tell Brandi about this letter and Brandi decided to tell everyone who would listen that she was being sued by the big bad Maloofs all that does is make Brandi a big fat liar!

      • VV™ says:

        Jill, I have already explained that I think Brandi didn’t know the difference between a threat to sue and filing a lawsuit. At some point in the season, Brandi start referring to it as threat to lawsuit but then she goes back to use the word lawsuit again. I think Bravo had to deal with two issues here (at minimum). First, the gag letter sent indirectly to an employee ( Brandi ) by an employee ( Adrienne) and then Adrienne not wanting Bravo to air the footage of Brandi talking about the surrogacy. I think this is why you hear the word lawsuit thrown in the mix again. The first person to throw it on film was Adrienne herself “Big fat lawsuit” she was talking about Brandi. It is not unreasonable for Brandi to think she was being sued. I think there was some legal maneuvering that was lengthy because these ladies sign their lives away and I am sure Bravo wanted to show that footage. It seems to me that this took a long time for the parties involved to come to an agreement, Adrienne left the show or got fired. The film never saw the light of day. Those are facts that tells me some legal maneuvering took place. I am sure Brandi had to protect herself from being potentially sued in the future by A and P in the future.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          Ok I get what you are saying. In my mind though I think Brandi knew exactly what was going on and chose the word lawsuit b/c it is dramatic-if you read Brandi twitter TL just for a day you can see she has a love for the dramatic. Now she used lawsuit so many times that she convinced so many viewers that she was REALLY getting sued-she wasn’t. She never came out and said she wasn’t-to this day she has never said another word about it. Why not? Well I think it’s b/c she knows that everyone NOW knows she is a liar. If she slipped and said lawsuit once or twice I would say you are right but all I remember her saying is “they are suing me” “the bitch is suing me” and when Adrienne said there is no lawsuit Brandi said “ARE YOU KIDDING ME??”…she manipulated the story b/c that’s who she is!

      • VV™ says:

        Jill, I am 100% sure that if Brandi’s name was on the letter sent to Genevia. Brandi got a copy of the letter from the attorney’s office. She had to or she was CCd on it.

        • not THAT Jill™ says:

          I’m not 100% sure of anything that Brandi says about this whole thing-I would never take the word of someone that can out right lie with such ease and then tell us all what a truth cannon she is. I never liked her and I always felt like she was lying about this last season-I think she is a user and she will do anything to keep people thinking she is a victim-she is weak and messy-2 awful qualities in a woman!

          • VV™ says:

            I don’t believe her either. I just see where she’s coming from on this issue and I can understand the misunderstanding. We are also dealing with Bravo and voice overs. So, we have to keep in mind that’s the story Bravo wanted to drive and we heard lawsuit over and over. What got me suspicious was Adrienne’s behavior and the way she avoided and worded her replies when cast mates questined her about it. They were carefully scripted by her attorney (IMO).
            I totally agree with you. BBB is a user and a mess.

            • not THAT Jill™ says:

              Ok now that we semi settled this please go look down thread and read Brandi interview…lots to discuss!!!

  77. VV™ says:

    I’m happy to report Brandi is getting clobbered on her Bravo blog.

    • T-Rex says:

      I think STFUBrandi lives on that river D-Nial regarding her actions. She has played a victim for so long, and trying to get a “free=pass” for her behaviour because she is the ONLY woman on the planet whose husband cheated on her for years and left her for another woman. SPARE ME! You knew he was a cheater when you married him, you had kids with him, knowing he was a cheater and then you are surprised he leaves you for another woman. Look STFUBrandi you are a crazy ass broad, no wonder he left you.

  78. lulu says:

    Hello everyone!!! I decided to be a “good” Catholic and go to church today. I know I mentioned in the past that the “governor” got us kicked out of a parish. We found one that has a daycare while we are at mass. A nice break!!!

    Nancy spill it!!!!!!!! What’s the news!!!

    Powell does that mean you are up to date with masters of sex?? 😉

    • Nancy says:

      Good morning Lulu. I didn’t know that about the governor. Too funny.

      So you best sit down this this one…Guess who is dating in real life? Hmmmmm
      Masters and Libby. I can’t wait for tonight’s episode. Poor Libby is getting screwed over in her character and in real life as she has to deal with filming. Funny.

  79. not THAT Jill™ says:

    VV-did you read the interview Brandi gave? I’m going to repost the link! She says Lisa is always making digs at her….WTF????

    • T-Rex says:

      I read it and I think STFUBrandi is now trying to give interviews to justify the crap she pulled this season. Uhm, how’s that workin for ya, it’s not! She continues her shabby low-class behavior on twitter, knowing the crap she has pulled. What I don’t think she realizes that Bravo with Bitch-edit anyone if they think it will bring in more ratings. STFUBrandi doesn’t realize that she is NOT an integral part of the HW franchise and is completely expendable as a cast member, so Bravo couldn’t care less how they portray her. Again, you all know I was on the Brandi band wagon the past two seasons, and so were a lot of other folks, and as I posted earlier, unless she goes through a complete personality transplant between now and the end of the season, she is in for a rude awakening.

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