Survivor – 27.13 – Out On A Limb and Millionaire Matchmaker (Yup someone watched the show) Recap

Hiya Castaways… Last week, Cierra and Heydon tried to make a big move. That resulted in a rock vote that sent Katie to RI. No big loss, she thought she was on a camping trip rather than in a contest for a bunch of money. She arrives at RI and the moms don’t seem to be very surprised to see her. She tells them of the rock vote and how it all went down. Back at camp, they are doing the nervous congrats about how tribal was played. The next day, Monica and Gervace pledge their ever dying love for one another in their alliance.

Redemption Island

s1The players, Laura, Tina, and Katie get there and probsting begins. He wants to know if either Tina or Katie will throw the game so their loved one can remain. Let’s cut the crap, Probst, we all know that isn’t going to happen. Tina who already won once is here again and I think Katie is there just so her mom can play again. Katie is barely playing in any way shape or form. She demonstrated that at the last tribal when she said she didn’t get the political part of the game and Probst had to remind her, that’s what Survivor is all about.

The game. Each has to build a pole with sticks and rope. Watchers of this show have seen this before. Then they have to use that pole to reach through the fence to retrieve 3 keys. Once they have all 3, they can unlock their gate, walk through, done. First 2 to do that, live. Last one, to the jury. Shall I save the suspense? Laura wins again. Before taking second, Tina asks her daughter if it’s okay. I’m going to puke. Just unlock the door and walk through it already. She does. Katie gets to have something to eat, take a hot shower, and is now part of the jury. Laura gets to give another clue to her daughter. Yes, the same dumbass who shared it last time so Tyson could find the thing.

PreChallenge Stuff

Back at camp, Ciera is sharing the clue again, with Heydon. They find the tree where the idol was but of course, it’s gone. They decide that one of the others must have it. Tyson and Monica are talking, or rather she is, and just to shut her up, he tells her he has the idol again. Somehow this makes her feel safe. I don’t know why but it does.

Immunity Challenge

s2Players have to run a buoy along a rope, maneuver it through the rope tied around an obstacle, get it back to shore, untie a bag of puzzle pieces, and spell out an 8 word phrase with them. First to do so, wins immunity. Also wins reward. The reward is a dinner brought to camp with the entree of s4their choice. Gervace can barely swim, Ciera sucks at puzzles so, let’s see how this plays out. As expected, the stronger ones are first to shore and working on their puzzles. Gervace is bringing up the rear and Ciera is dead last. I believe Gervace thinks he’s secure so he doesn’t try very hard at these challenges. Maybe I am wrong and he just sucks at them. One thing is certain s5though. Heydon and Ciera are definitely bottom of this heap. Whoever doesn’t win immunity is likely going to jury, since Ciera’s hidden idol is gone.  That is if one of them does win it. That is just what happens. Somehow, she never quit in spite of being dead last, and Ciera won the game. She gets to choose another to share her reward, she chose Heydon. Their dinner will be delivered, and they cannot share it with the others.

Pre Tribal

While the two of them are enjoying their meal, in front of the others, they discuss s8who they have to get to in order to break that 3 person alliance. They decide that Monica is the easiest target for their next move. Ciera approaches Monica and feeds her all kinds of stuff about how she is Tyson’s lap dog and he and Gervace have said as much. I don’t think she’s buying it but Ciera would like her to vote Gervace out. This leaves Monica believing she is the swing vote, a position of great power. Does any of this really matter? Let’s see..

Tribal Council

They all come in with their torches, the jury is brought in, the Probsting begins. Ciera and Heydon know they are on the wrong side of the 3/2 split. They made a move last time and their side lost (Katie). Katie was never on their side. She was the true lapdog doing everyone else’s bidding. Then they start in on Monica, about how she is only there to do the bidding of Gervace and Tyson. This sort of offends Monica and pisses Gervace off. You can tell he knows that is correct because he tries to bark them down. That’s all this guy has going for him it seems. When someone gets a little too s6close to the truth with him, about his game, he goes into hissyfit mode. Tyson is just a major ass kisser when he’s talking to someone face to face, but, it’s working for him. Ciera goes back to work on Monica and she pulls the family card… How are they going to see her when they watch the show. We will pretend this matters, and Vote. You can see the result above. Monica did not flip. Heydon is going to redemption island by an alliance 3/2 split.

s7This ends this Sunday. A regular episode, then the finale when the winner is revealed. My hope is still on Laura. See you then.


Million Matchmaker “Softy Swayze and Bubble Boy”

by Princess Pindy

the-millionaire-matchmaker-season-7-hero-pattis-vlog-701I love The Millionaire Matchmaker!!!  JUST KIDDING!!!  Dar~ling, I was joooo-king!  I watched for all of youse!  I am taking the bullet.  I know no one admits to watching it but SOMEONE is watching because it hasn’t been cancelled….yet.  Man, I want to know who and what are in those pictures she has, allegedly!!!!
Disclaimer:  I only watched the show once.  At no time did I rewind or pause, lol!  I am not a “fan” just thought it would be fun to write about it.  So have fun in the comments and don’t worry about little old me!!!  If you find any  mistakes, grammar or otherwise, to quote Babs Streisand, “Don’t bring around a cloud to rain on my parade!”
The story of Patti Stanger is one of a middle aged woman who helps others find love…..seriously, this bitch can’t even find love for herself….oh wait, she found someone, and she has the Promise Ring to prove it.
For those of you who have never seen the show: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, save yourselves!!!  For those of you who/m have seen the show, you know the basic formula.  Patti gets to see a couple of videos of (usually guy, occasionally women) Millionaires and “decides” if she is going to “let them into the club”…. The show has a disclaimer that says something like no one pays to be in the club… so there is that.
Patti looks at the videos and there is a casting call put out for people she can match up with her Millionaires.  Basically it is a call to Screen Actors Guild for wannabes for Patti to tear apart and ridicule.  Patti reviews each WBs and tells them ‘yes you are great’, or  ‘you need to change this and that’ or ‘hell no, you won’t go…..out with my Millionaire’.  This part of the show is some of the reason, IPPHO™®©, a lot of people don’t like Patti, besides the fact that she is rude, tacky and has no manners.  I think if she were better-looking, people wouldn’t be as offended by her critiques of the WBs. That and the fact that she hasn’t had much luck in the love department, but wait, did I mention she has a Promise Ring, I did, well, it’s still funny!!  She looks better this season than she ever has, whatever work she allegedly had done was successful, IPPHO™®©.
After she is done raking the WBs over the coals, there is a  “Mixer” so the Millionaires can peruse the group and decide with whom they want to have a speed date.  Patti always starts the party off by yelling “MEET MY MILLIONAIRES!”    The feeding frenzy begins as the WBs crowd the Millionaires like feeding fish around a whale shark.  It is awkward and embarrassing and I LOVE IT!!! The millionaires get to pick two for a speed date.  Then out of the two, they pick one to go on  their “Master Date”.
The Master Date is shown and there is a report back to Patti from both victims of the date to see if a LOVE CONNECTION has been made. Do you remember LOVE CONNECTION?? Loved it and Chuck Woolery was so cute, “Back in 2 and 2”!!!  Hey wait a minute, I wonder if that’s where they got the idea for MM???  LC was so much better than MM, IPPHO™®©!!!
So the premiere episode of the season~~ OMG, I just went to Google to see what season it is and it is the SEVENTH, 7th, SEVENTH SEASON, SERIOUSLY???? This first episode of the (still SMH) 7th Season is called “ Softy Swayze and the Boyin the Bubble.”  The Millionaires are actor Don Swayze, brother of the late Patrick Swayze and online dater Randy from West Hills (formerly known as Canoga Park, <—– A Valley Joke!! I know Kyle would get it, lol.)
 Fun Fact!!!  I lived for 18 years right down the street from Patrick Swayze’s mom.  My kids went to school with the youngest brother’s kids, same class. I went to many parties at their house.  I never met Patrick, which is for the best because I don’t think I could have handled it and would have giggled like a 12 year old girl…..  I will tell you this about that, when I walked into Mrs. Swayze’s house to the left was the Living Room and over the fireplace was the largest “on black velvet” painting I have ever seen!!!!  It was a shirtless Patrick Swayze standing next to a horse…..  The first time I saw it I was speechless, IKR??  Me, speechless!! Who knew, that’s what it takes to shut me up, a black velvet painting of a shirtless Patrick Swayze, standing next to a horse.  I will say that the Swayze family was always generous, gracious and nice, nice, nice!!!
I have always referred to Don Swayze as “the scary Swayze” turns out I am not the only one! I personally have been scared almost to death by the man in real life.  One Halloween my friend and I took her kids out and as we were going up the walk, Don was coming down and scared the crap out of us! At the time we didn’t know who he was, years later we figured it out!  Age has been kind to him and has given his face character….  He plays a Werewolf on True Blood and is on The Bridge, isn’t that the show Lainey’s girl did the promotional photo or two???
So now on with the actual show….
Patti has a new office and a new staff.  Gee, wonder what happened to the Hipster couple, guess they weren’t Bravo enough for the show anymore.  A “staff” of 3 young, good looking matchmakers has been added.  I don’t care who they are and neither do you.  They are just there to add that “young” factor that Bravo is trying to portray in the their shows, a la Vanderpump Rules….IPPHO™®©!
Patti meets the  Millionaires. She loves Don Swayze and so do I.  He is sweet, polite and seems like a really, really nice guy.  To his credit he only mentions his brother about 3 times during the whole show.  I think he really misses him, it made me sad. His hobbies are Mountain Biking(Xtreme) and reading, how can you not love a reader!!  When asked what he was looking for in a woman he said, he didn’t want to sound selfish but someone “fit”, and Patti tells him to flex, and we are given tickets to a free gun show!!!  She says she won’t get him a “Sloppy Sally.” Oh, Patti…  He also would like “Someone with a big heart” awwwwww!!!!   His celebrity crush is Kristin Wiig from SNL.  I am pulling for Don!!!
 Randy the other Millionaire, IPPHO™®©, is annoying and is never going to find love, lol!  Randy is all about Randy, he owns an entertainment company…he does parties and bar mitzvahs, etc. and he is always “on.” Ugh! Randy is an online dater, hence the name “Bubble Boy.”  He can do 400 impersonations, oh boy!!!   I don’t know Randy so I have no personal story involving him, and after watching him on this show I am so thankful for that.  In a word, jerk.  In two words, short jerk.  Three words, short, offensive jerk….and those are his good qualities (rim shot). Patti says he needs to bring his Alpha Male cuz during his video he was bringing his Alpha Dwarf…he is 40 and 5’7″. Bubble Boy thinks women over 30 don’t get his “blue” humor and , well the things he says, he is lucky to still be alive….total jerk!!  I have the quotes but I’m not going to type them, they are that offensive, I don’t think I can stress how offensive this little twerp is, trust me on this one. (allegedly and IPPHO™®©) There is also a conversation between Patti and Randy that I am not even going into….trust me on that too!  Patti really gives him a piece of her mind throughout the show and he really deserves it!!! IPPHO™®©
The Cattle Call of Wannabes is not as bad as I have seen in the past.  Patti is almost nice and the only really bad thing she said was “worst hair day in the history of MM” and that she needed to make these girls “Millionaire datable”, whatever Patti!  There is an offensive part by one of the young matchmakers (oh so funny, NOT!) but I refuse to type that also!  This is the part of the show where she is usually really mean and I was a little disappointed….I think someone said something to her, or now that she is “IN LOVE” she is a calmer, more gentler Patti.
On to the Mixer.  Patti decides since Don is an introvert that they will have a Masquerade Mixer.  Everyone will wear masks….. she doesn’t want the girls scared of him because he plays such scary guys.  Also, it will help him with his self-proclaimed shyness.  A mask will also benefit Randy because it will hide his face.   Patti makes the women recite “the rules”…. They all yell together ” 2 drink maximum and No sex before monogamy,” so that leaves Brandi out!  And then the obligatory battle cry “MEET MY MILLIONAIRES!!!”
Don is doing ok, he is very nervous but asks the women questions and seems nice and interested.  Randy is over on his side of the mixer being Randy and asks “What is the weirdest thing you ever did when you were drunk?”  Patti comes running over yelling “Ding, Ding ,Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding , you have one  minute use it wisely.”  Patti was pissed, Princess Pindy was pleased!!!!  I mean, what does she expect of this guy?  LOL!!
Speed dates happen, each guy picks “The One” and we are off to the Master Dates. Don picked Anne and they are going to a restaurant for private cooking lessons.  The chef is really into Don, lol.  Anne isn’t too happy about that!  AWKWARD!! Don is very complimentary to Anne, who seems like a nice lady. IPPHO™®©, Don really misses his brother and it is really sad, I know I already said that but it really is sad.  He hasn’t dated in 4 years since his brother died.  He seems like such a nice guy!!  He is very polite and asked her out again and walks her out to her car!!!!  Anne calls Patti the next day , complains a little about the chef but liked Don.  Don comes in and says he likes Anne and wants to go out again, YAY!!!
Randy picked Jessica and they go to a go-cart place, I guess it would be fun (with anyone other man.)  They had a good time!! They go out to dinner and AWKWARD, crickets, no compliments and as Randy tends to do, Randy talks all about Randy and Jess is not having it.  Bubble Boy has met his match and she goes into the office the next day to complain to Patti.  Of course Randy “just happens to be at the office” (Both Randy and Jess live in West Hills and Patti’s new office is in Marina Del Rey, at LEAST a hour long drive, lol).  Patti loses her temper, it was bound to happen, and yells at him.  She has Jess tell him why the date sucked and makes him ask Jessica out properly……Bubble Boy obeys and that is the end of the episode.
The follow up at the end of the episode states that Randy has called but Jessica hasn’t returned his call, LOL!!  Don’t hold your breath Bubble Boy.  And Don is going to be calling Anne for a second date. In other words NOTHING, no LOVE CONNECTION, no 2nd dates, nada….so I think Patti’s success rate is holding steady.
Next week we have, according to, the man allegedly responsible for the downfall of Bravo, Jonathan Cheban….   I think a lot of people are going to be surprised by his dating choices…..



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287 Responses to Survivor – 27.13 – Out On A Limb and Millionaire Matchmaker (Yup someone watched the show) Recap

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Happy TGIF eve. I’m so glad I’m again working at home today cuz today is the coldest day in the DC area. 😦 Come on Mother Nature. Ugh. The wind chill factor is down to 16. Double Ugh. Well you all bundle up tight and have a great day.

  2. Powell says:

    Happy Birthday Putchka and SCGirl. I hope your warm on your special day.

  3. Powell says:

    LOL MTH and PrincessP. “Millionaire Matchmaker (Yup someone watched the show).” 🙂

    • Powell says:

      And PrincessP that’s what I want to know. What pics or dirt does she have on someone at Bravo or NBC?

  4. not THAT Jill™ says:

    Well well well PIndy wrote a blog-A GREAT BLOG!! I don’t like Patti and I don’t like her show but I ❤️ Pindy more than life so I read the whole entire blog-it’s was soooooo much better than the dumb show (which I watched b/c I can’t turn away from horrible TV -but let me say that I’am not an avid viewer!!! If it’s on and nothing else worth watching is on-I will leave it on as background noise while I’m folding laundry or on the computer). I wonder if Patti has ever made a match? I have never seen one. I have seen crappy dates with moronic millionaires and some pretty obvi gold diggers-but never a match. Patti can’t even match her self up with a guy who wants to get married-she’s engaged right? Again? Maybe she can’t find a match b/c she is tacky and rude? Idk-she’s sad. Too bad Love Connection is on anymore b/c I think Chuck could have found a connection for sad tacky Patti!!! I DONT KNOW!!!
    Jeff-doesn’t this season of Survivor seem like it’s been on for a year?
    Happy Birthday SCGirl and Putchka!

    • Powell says:

      JNNTJ I liked MM for one season and quite s2 because of her treatment of the women. When I saw PrincessP blogged it I read it because she blogged it too. PrincessP has a great take on it.

      • SoutheastVA says:

        I read the whole blog just because Princess P wrote. I never watch the show and I fast forward through the commercials. My husband thinks Patti’s stank attitude is gross. When I told him she’s great friends with “she who must not be named”, he said “It figures.”

        Happy Birthday SCGirl and Putchka!

  5. Powell says:

    PrincessP I’m enjoying your Swayze family stories. You could’ve gone on and on and forgotten about Patti. 🙂

  6. Shiny says:

    PrincessP – thank you for a funny start to my day. I loathe that show and stopped watching after a couple of seasons of hoping it would be fun more than one time out of ten. You definitely took one for the team, and entertained the team more than the show ever did.

  7. Powell says:

    PrincessP she was in love the first 2 seasons and spoke to those women like they were dirt. In think she & Bravo read the blogs and Bravo told her to tone it down cause as Tina Turner sings ” What’s Love Got to Do With It?”.

  8. Lady Chatterley says:

    Enjoyed your blog, PP! 🙂
    What is up w/Stanger’s eye make up? She looks like a witch.

  9. BB says:

    Thanks for my morning entertainment Princess Pindy! Enjoyed it very much. And also thanks to MTH for blogging Survivor. I had every intention of watching this season but sadly it was one of the shows lost by the wayside for me this time around.

  10. The great news is we don’t have to watch MM but we can read the blogs and laugh at Patti. I loved, loved, loved all the backstory.

    • Powell says:

      I was picturing PrincessP at the parties and on Halloween being scared by Don. 🙂

      • Powell says:

        And PrincessP were you standing there look at the velvet picture of Patrick Swayze with your mouth hanging open cuz that’s sure what I picture? 🙂

  11. ladebra says:

    Thanks for the blogs Jeff and PP!

    I really like Survivor this season. Ok, I think the challenges are a little lame, but it’s never about the challenges and all about the strategy for me. I would be fine with any of the people left winning (including RI) except Ciera. She annoys me.

    Wow PP, great first blog! I saw most of this episode and you called it. I don’t know why anyone signs up for this, unless they just want to be on camera …. mystery to me.

    Every time I see preview of NY I smile 😛 I’m in!

    Everyone have a joyous Friday Eve, stay warm, stay safe!

  12. As for survivor – I think Tyson’s got this one. I suppose there is an off chance Haydon will come back from RI and make it to the end and beat him in votes, but if I were a betting woman, I’d say Tyson is a pretty safe bet at this point. Its strange because Tyson can be a real ass at times, but he’s managing to keep it in check enough that I don’t think the jury will hate on him.

  13. BB says:

    It’s not even officially Winter and I hate it already! Ugh.

    • Powell says:

      You know I hate it. Ughhhhh!

    • SoutheastVA says:

      I can’t wait until the winter soltice. For some reason, I psyche myself up on the fact that after that point seconds are added back each onto daylight time as we march on to spring. I hate that it gets dark at 5:00pm so this is how I cope.

      • Powell says:

        SoutheastVA I’m w/you. I get off work at 4:30. I get home 4:55-5:00 and the sun is slowly creeping down. By the time I get relaxed it’s dark out.

    • Just Wondering In Jersey says:

      May I join this club please?

    • California35 says:

      I usually don’t mind it, I like to stay in and keep warm. I like am an indoors kind of person, and I have to drive anywhere I need to go, so issues there. Only when I take my dog out for walks. BUUUUUTT this time around, I miss the long walks, I wish I can walk more. To walk my dog, or to go the shops, or coffee. Even thinking to go to the movies worry me, in case the theater is cold too 😦 I have time to do those things, but it is too cold do do them…..So yes….Ugh 😦

  14. Powell says:

    I read that article about Jonathan from PrincessP s link. Now I get how Jonathan’s fingers are all involved in Bravo and who JZs PR is that she suggested to Tre but Tre kept her current PR.

  15. lulu says:

    Good morning!! Hope everyone’s day is warm and toasty. Am I embarassing my son? Would waiving to the governor on the school bus be embarassing?

    Nancy, Chismosa and Powell won’t give away too much but the book masters of sex and the series are two different things. The book is very interesting and to some degree so is the series. I’m guessing its loosely based on he book though.

    • Powell says:

      I thought we didn’t get embarrassed by our parents waving, blowing kisses or hugging us until middle school. The Gov is starting early. 🙂

      I’m glad the series is somewhat based on the book. I hate it when the big or small screen totally goes a different route.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Have you ordered the book Lu? Just wondering if it’s purely scientific stuff or is it biography/ romance, kind of like the show.

  16. Superfly says:

    Thanks for taking one for the team PP! Better you than me LOL. The funny thing about Survivor is that Monica should have flipped, what Hayden and Ciera told her about Tyson was true! I am still on the Laura train, she has been amazing on RI and would love her to come back and vote out her dumb ass kid and win the whole enchillada! Great recaps guys!

  17. Lulu says:

    NMD have you watched the Sesame street spoof on lord of the rings (lord of the crumbs?) Too funny!!

    MTH last time i posted pics here was a disaster. Can you post the youtube video of the above???

  18. VV™ says:

    Remember when Bravo tried to make Kelly Bensimon the voice of reason on RHONY? Well, I think Bravi is pulling the same trick with Kim Richards.
    It didn’t work with Kelly and didn’t it happened before Kelly got fired? It’s not gonna work with Kim either…
    Sorry is not!

    • Powell says:

      Nope. Not going to work.

    • chismosa™ says:

      I’m trying to remember when Kelly was the VOR- when? For what reason ? Meaning the last season when Bethenny was out? I keep forgetting ….. So post krazy island but when Jill was on full attack Alex mode.
      With Jen Gilbert and Cindy nobody.

  19. Powell says:

    Watching Wendy W. Those that watch know this. Patti is on today. Her mother passed away. That’s sad. She was very close to her mom. Her BF David & the promise ring. She’s 52 & now isn’t sure she will get married. She’s not having children. At one time she talked about adopting I thought but she didn’t mention it. She will see. She & David live together. He’s messy. She does keep a messy kitchen table w/papers and boxes. It’s always that way. This is the 1st time she’s ever lived w/ a guy. Her mom brainwashed her, her words, into thinking it’s not a good idea. She loves it. Rachel and her husband, I can’t remember his name, Patti’s former employees went on to do other things. He in the movies, Rachel the jewel biz. She’s happy for them. They are like family. Them leaving was not like Rachel and Brad, her words.

    • California35 says:

      Thanks Powell. I don’t want to watch, but I like to know what’s up 😛
      First time living with a guy? hhmm Maybe now she is finally going in without her rules, hopefully it will work, but if it doesn’t is okay because she just started doing this.

    • Powell says:

      I forgot. Wendy said she was glad Patti is in a relationship because it legitimizes her biz. And Patti said some football player got married. I’m guessing this football player was on one season. He may be married but did he marry who Patti matched him with?

    • chismosa™ says:

      Wait Powell- her mom that raised her- the one that is down in Florida with her dad ?
      Or her biological one? I know she found out on the show last year about her bio mom. I believe she was Irish. Not Jewish. Had already passed.

  20. Pghemtchick says:

    Great blogs!
    Survivor hit that fast forward zone for me. I love the surroundings, but Tyson and Hayden are the only two that are keeping me watching this season. The mom squad is meh and Sierra is a follower. I like the big personalities-minus Monica. There’s just something about her that is nails on a chalkboard to me.

    Oh gosh I can’t believe PP watched MMM. Lol. Thanks for taking one. I can’t deal w/the dumbness of it. Great blog!

    So I just finished my prep list/conversions/grocery list for cookie making. This is our goto laughable Christmas song so figured since its been playing here most of the day-I’d share. Lol

    • Mom Squad – Heheheee 😆 – wish I had thought of that… At least Ciera is Trying to play. Her counterpart, Katie, absolutely pointless for her to have been there. Tina did everything in that RI challenge to let her win except open the locks herself and push her daughter through. The new kids all waited too long to start making moves. They should have done something when they had the numbers.

  21. Powell says:

    I’m watching Atl on Oxygen. The season Aiden had his 1st BD w/ 500 cakes, the Marlo season. Lawrence was just telling Marlo to never say the word f*g again. Remember when the ladies were in South Africa and she called Lawrence that then when she got home Lawrence asked her about it cuz blabber mouth She by Sheree went home and told Lawrence. Marlo told Lawrence she didn’t say it. At Kandi’s part y, I think it was Kandi’s party Lawrence confronted Marlo, she said she did back peddle. She said it. Then she told Lawrence “let me go. I need to get to Meiman’s. They’re opening the doors for me.” I’m LOL at Sheree talking w/her daughter’s BF about getting married. She really tried to secure her place on the show by trying to get her daughter’s 😦 to propose. Nice try She by Sheree but it didn’t work. The BF didn’t read his script and didn’t propose. 🙂

  22. shamrockblonde says:

    Princess!!!! great recap!! – when my husband I were first dating, a lot of people thought he looked like Patrick Swayze – now though he looks more like Harrison Ford – yummy either way to me – I cannot watch that woman – simply can not – but your recaps are something I can enjoy and even laugh over – thank you for that! –

    Jeff – Cierra almost had Monica – but at tribal she and Hayden overplayed it and Monica decided not to buy it – Gervase – he annoys the heck out of me with his outbursts and overtalking – much too aggressive for that conversation – still hoping Laura takes it, but we shall see – did you catch Hayden saying that Katie looked hot when she came in with the jury? I wonder how his girlfriend feels about that ? she did look much more comfortable though!

  23. Powell says:

    I think this is the season where Kandi ‘s hair looked the best.

  24. AZGirl says:

    Ok its OFFICIAL! First Born is done with finals and is graduating. I have both boys out of college! 7 years (5 years with 2 x tuition). Oh man now I can start saving for retirement.

  25. Powell says:

    Sheree is telling Damon her daughter’s BF to work overtime to have the money to buy Tiara an engagement ring. He tells Sheree he has $40,000 in student loans. Now what the check kinda advice is she giving the BF? Wow.

  26. VV™ says:

    @BrandiGlanville: Just had a great facial from info@Carinasfacial thanks @KyleRichards18

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  27. Powell says:

    The meteorologist are saying the DMV feels like it’s between 0-16 degrees because of the wind chill. Brrrrrrr.

  28. VV™ says:


    @KyleRichards18: @maplotr thank you

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  29. VV™ says:

    @joycegiraud: @sslago1974 unfortunately I believed her when she was being fake nice after all she did

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  30. Powell says:

    OK. You all have got to check this out. A retired Rhode Island Cop directs traffic and gives the citizens a treat with his dancing.

    • Lulu says:

      Awwwww!!! Thats awesome!!

      • Powell says:

        Isn’t it funny when he said there’s never been an accident while he was directing traffic. Then he was going to take a break and a 6 mths out rookie took over for him and when he walked down the street he heard “CRASH”. So funny.

  31. Nancy says:

    Here’s my Christmas contribution. The Nutcracker. These are the German’s skating to
    Tchaikovski (of all things) that will be their long program at the Russian Olympics.

    • Stars99 says:

      Completely awesome, Nancy! Thanks so much for posting! It’s gonna be great to watch the Olympics this year!

  32. shamrockblonde says:

    ok – so I need help trying to track down something – quite a while ago we – my family – were at a party where the hostess passed around a large platter and had everyone sign it – she said she would bake the signatures in – we saw the platter about a year later and it looked so cool with all of our signatures on it, with little doodles and hearts and kisses that the little ones drew on- I just don’t know where she got it, if it is a kit, or if you can do it on any plate with a marker or what – the woman who did it was not related to us and I do not have her info – a friend of mine has a son that is getting married and I thought it would be a nice thing to do for both families to sign that platter at the rehearsal dinner and then maybe display it and present it to the bride and groom at the wedding but of course I can find nothing on it – has anyone heard of this?

    thank you my lovies!! *hugs entier lynnfam really hard*

  33. plainviewsue says:

    Happy birthday ladies!!

  34. All along I’ve thought there was a connection between Bravo and the Tabloids and Jonathan Cheban is the connecter. I’ll admit he is a good PR person, but he’s alienated an entire RH fan base by this cheap shot PR “leaks”.
    I’m so over Bravo.
    Jeff Thanks for the Survivor recap. I’m pulling for Laurie now too. Tyson makes me want to scream and Monica is too busy keeping her implants covered to see what’s really going on with her final 3. I hope Ciera wins the immunity challenges until the end.
    Princess Pindy Thank you for your silly take on MM. Stanker still nauseates me, but I no longer watch her show so I’ll read your recaps.
    Great news about my friend Jill. Cancer was removed and no chemo or radiation required.
    Prayers that everyone has a safe and joy filled Holiday season. I’m almost ready.

  35. Nancy says:

    Has anyone been following the Bride that “lost” her husband right after their wedding case?
    (She pushed her husband off a cliff)
    She just plead guilty to 2nd- degree murder. Why go through with the wedding?

    • Powell says:

      I’ve just seen the updates this week on GMA. Dan Abrams and Nancy Grace have different opinions. Dan doesn’t see how they can get first degree but I agree w/Nancy cuz she could’ve had intent the minute she supposedly pushed him. On Tuesday I think her bro testified, he’s 16 & they said it was the first time she showed any emotion. His mother testified yesterday.

    • AZGirl says:

      I guess all of the husband’s friends were trying to get him not to marry her. What is wrong with some of these kids?

  36. Powell says:

    I saw Taye Diggs and his wife split. Very sad. They have a cute little boy.

    • not THAT Jill™ says:

      I just saw this on twitter-I liked the together! I love him!

      • Powell says:

        I love him too. When I saw him in Stella’s Got Her Groove Back I thought he was Jamaican. He was that good. It was the first thing I saw him in. I’ve heard his new movie Holiday… I can’t remember the title w/Terrence Howard, etc is very very good.

  37. Happy Birthday Putchka and SCGirl! I am so out of the loop. I saw the infamous pool scene on BH and turned it off. I just can’t handle how BH has jumped the shark. i do like Carlton. Her side boob shots in the pool made me spit up my wine. So knowing how much I enjoy my wine I decided to shut it off. Not sure what is going on with Brandi. She is really having a meltdown. Combined with the Twitter stuff it not making her look good.
    I hope NY is better.
    @Powellypoo and all the rest on the east coast. KEEP WARM! We got hit last week with that cold front and it was freezing. The heatpumps in AZ are not made to handle anything under freezing.

  38. Nancy says:

    Lulu…did you hear that Lizzy Caplan got nominated for a Golden Globe?

  39. VV™ says:

    This chick (JG) has zero credibility as a counselor. They’ve been friends for a long time.
    I guess Brandi needed a pep talk. She’s already in FL.

    @JenniferGimenez: I cant wait to pick up My baby girl bff @BrandiGlanville and HUG U til ur uncomfortable tmr night n florida! #brandiRefuel2.0

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  40. Stars99 says:

    Stands on a desk in the center of the room and wildly applauds Tiara (Princess Pindy)! Way to go! What a great blog… I laughed… I cried… I sang, “Unchained Melody” whilst reading… I loved the personal story and connection you had with Swayze… Just overall awesome! Hey… There are some blogs that would love to be blogged by you – they told me so… I think they’re calling your name! I think it’s your destiny… or is it mysteri… surely it’s not cross… lol… = )

  41. WooHoo!! I have my keyboard back! New one arrived this morning and while doing laundry, I installed it. Now I have to relearn to type with all the letters in the right place..

  42. Pghemtchick says:

    Can’t wait to see the pics from this… I mean if she watched Big Brother prolly noy the person to be rehabbing your image with:

    • Powell says:

      Pchick do you know what has happened to the 4 that made all those terrible remarks on the show?

      • Pghemtchick says:

        Last I heard Arryn was saying she’s being bullied or something like that. I haven’t kept up with it. Seems like something I’m gonna rectify next bored spell I get. Lol.

  43. California35 says:

    Melthehound – GLAD you got your keyboard!!! You will learn to type again 😛 — I am not feeling the x-mas tree either :-/ — last year either :-/ maybe next year.

    • Me too 😀

      Every time I get feeling all Christmassy and stuff, something happens to kill the mood. Even though it’s only one ornament, the CB Christmas tree would sit there and collect dust until April if I put it up.. Maybe that will change, maybe not. We will see. For now, the picture will do 😉

  44. California35 says:

    Happy Birthday Putchka and SCGirl 🙂

    • chismosa™ says:

      Happy birthday ladies I’m not sure if mine posted above. It was weird. 🎉🎁🎊🎁🎉🎊🎉🎁🎊🎁🎉🎊🎁

  45. chismosa™ says:

    ASHY 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘
    Did you SEE GGs hat on shahs !?!?? I MUST know. 😋😋

  46. Hmmm- rumor is twitter has unblocked all the people blocked on verified accounts. I am able to follow Jaq again. Not sure if I was blocked by any other housewife and not sure how long this is going to last.

  47. Hey All!!! I want to thank everyone for all the nice comments on the blog!! I had fun doing it and am glad you enjoyed it. I was afraid I was too mean. 😉 I wanted to hang out with you all today but I have been sewing like a mad woman. I just finished the costume for The Hobbit premiere tonight, ugh! I am exhausted! My daughter is going as Elrond and I have been referring to it as LR Hubbard, lol!!!

    Happy Birthday to Putchka and SCGirl!!!
    And Congratulations to AZGirl!!!!!!

    I was disappointed that Monica did switch last night, H and C overplayed it and weren’t subtle enough. Maybe this is Tyson’s time, he can say the Gerv has been riding his coat tails, but Monica may smoke them in the challenges!!

    • chismosa™ says:

      Princess thanks for blogging that MESS of a show. I may tune into see the Jonathan – questionably straight- Cheban guy.

      That link was SO SO interesting. Thank you!

      I LOVE conspiracy theories. 🔦🔎🚬✂️🔬🔭🍫🍫

    • I was hoping she would switch too but, I think they should have knocked out Tyson. He’s the one holding Gervace’s leash. Whether she wants to admit it or not, he is holding Monica’s too.

  48. KTinCT says:

    Happy Birthdays, Putchka and SCGirl 🙂

  49. VV™ says:

    John Demsey and Kelly Bensimon hit the town

  50. VV™ says:

    @BrandiGlanville: So lovely to finally meey @Jillzarin and her hubby today.,, even Ginger

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  51. chismosa™ says:

    I still find HO reprehensible.

    She’s just trying to get cast on LA HWs. 🙄 ♻️

    • chismosa™ says:

      and ps HO no one forgets your thinly veiled racist blogs vs Adriana last season. So shut it. Tramp

      (Don’t worry I still think Brandi is WACK)

  52. California35 says:

    Hey you guys, Ramona is having a jewley sale 🙂
    On the True faith website. There is a section for Ramona’s, and a section on what she wore on Real housewives 🙂
    If you want me to tell you what i want for X-mas, let me know 😉

  53. looneylucy says:

    Happy Birthday Putchka and SCGirl! Thanks for the blogs today. And glad Jeff got his new keyboard. I thought my laptop died last week, something about the driver. Don’t need any additional expenses right here at Xmas!

    A new show on A&E about Rodeo Girls. Along the lines of Real Housewives. Women rodeo barrel racers. Young girls with horses all their lives and one rich one sh*tting in their mess kit at rodeos around the U.S. Kinda enjoying it so far. It’s on right now, EST.

  54. djprincessc says:

    Just wanted to update all that had asked and wished me well for the pain on my left side. I ended up going to the doctor today because the pain had gotten a lot worse and more swollen. Long story short she saw me and said she doesn’t think its an organ but isn’t sure entirely. She said its too close to the surface when pressed so thinks its an issue with the wall?? (IDK if thats the right terminology) the only thing she said is that maybe I have a fatty tumor and its grown in size and pressing on a nerve, which could be causing the pain. I had an xray done and everything look normal but she was going to have a radiologist check. I also am going to have an ultra sound. And all this without insurance!! YAY!! I’m kidding about the yay, I don’t care how much it costs I just want to know what it is and I won’t need surgery. 🙂

    • looneylucy says:

      I’m sorry dj. You don’t know me but I read every day and don’t comment much. I had gastro issues a couple years ago and they had to do an ultrasound. Not cheap ladybug if you’re paying out of pocket. I just wish you the best.

    • I am sorry that you are having all this discomfort. I am glad that despite not having insurance you are looking after your self.

      • djprincessc says:

        Thanks RR, I try as much as possible. It gets expensive but I figure I’d rather be broke then unhealthy. xoxo.

    • Nancy says:

      Hi dj,
      You poor thing. At least you will find out what’s going on and I do know
      how expensive all these tests costs. Hopefully they will set up a payment plan
      with you. Keep your chin up.

      • djprincessc says:

        Hi Nancy, thank you. I actually just finished icing the area to see if that helps and so far it has made me feel better, I am going to do it again before bed. You’re right about finding out, I think the most stressful part is not knowing. ❤ xo.

    • VV™ says:


    • LaineyLainey says:

      Thanks for the update dj. Good luck and I hope you can have some relief soon.

    • SoutheastVA says:

      I hate to hear you’re in pain. You in my prayers for the best progosis possible and recovery.

  55. Nancy says:

    Sharon Osborn is on WWHL right now and she’s hysterical.

  56. VV™ says:

    Why is she re tweeting this:

    @KyleRichards18: “@GretchenRossi: “Old school cute pic! @Real_Wives: @LisaVanderpump @KyleRichards18 GretchenRossi“” cute😊

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  57. boston02127 says:

    Putchka and SCGirl ~~~~I hope you had great birthdays!!! 🙂

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