Let’s Chat – Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules

I’m not in the mood to write about Beverly Hills any more.  The Brandi drama has sucked all the pleasure out of the show.  I’m beginning to feel that she’s crying out for help, and I hope someone close to her is listening.

Don’t even get me started on Vanderpump Rules.  Why would anyone think we’d want to see Stassi getting her butt waxed?

Let’s Chat.


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469 Responses to Let’s Chat – Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules

  1. Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

    Bring over this blessed gift…..

  2. VV™ says:

    Beverly Hills Darling Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi!

  3. Nancy says:

    GO 49ers!!!!! 🙂

  4. VV™ says:

    Brandi’s Modus Operandis is like a “Preemptive Strike”
    Brandi made fun of Lisa about fainting on DWTS with Kyle, Kim and Joyce. However, she was the first one to tell Lisa (preemptive strike). Prior to the S4 start, she tweeted about her bad behavior on the show (preemptive strike). The episode she made a racial comment, she made a video and tweeted about (preventive strike). Brandi tries to be a step ahead of the episodes in an effort to influence or sway the opinion of the viewers before the show airs or in the case of Lisa fainting, she knew Lisa would find out so, she told “Brandi’s version. In her mind, this makes her “honest”. What it truly is: MANIPULATION!

  5. VV™ says:

    @RachelZoe: Meet the newest member of our family, Kaius Jagger http://t.co/HXwYfNfULk 🙂

    Original Message:

    • chismosa™ says:

      WTF name is that. Oh godddddddd

    • Powell says:

      Very sweet. I bet Roger is over the moon. 2 boys. If only Rachel would let him dress those boys. 🙂
      Lulu you were done up to the nines like Rachel when Aiden was born right? 😉 You had your glam squad waiting in the wings.

  6. Hi everyone. Thank you all for the kind words of support and prayers for my daughter. Ryanne came out of the anesthesia just fine and is be back to being her old self. We don’t know the results yet of the mri (although we do have a CD if it, we would have no idea how to read it) I am not sure when her neurologist will be back in his office but hopefully we will know after Christmas and not have to wait until the New Year.

  7. cusi77 says:


    “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” –George Carlin

  8. VV™ says:

    Last year, they were all at Yolanda’s house. Think Mohamed also had a dinner at his home. This year, not so much.

    mohamedhadid’s photo http://instagram.com/p/iM0TsJlKaW/

  9. VV™ says:

    Yolanda looks a lot different than PS and this was supposedly taking place a few days after PS.

  10. Nancy says:

    And some are addicted to lemons. 🙂

  11. Nancy says:

    This is the scene Brandi was talking about.

  12. VV™ says:

    Okay, I want Sushi now.

    Per Brandi this scene was filmed after RHOBH filming was completed as a scene needed to make the Storyline flow.

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      It was an accurate scene and Joyce went easy on her, could have been worst. Brandi is not convincing me at least that there is anything wrong with that scene.

      • I wonder if they showed her the footage. It was very accurate. It’s hard to believe it was filmed months later.

      • VV™ says:

        Yes, it was. I’m glad Brsndi brought it up because I like to know the extent that Bravo goes in order to make a storyline work.

        Also, I’m not convinced Brandi just happens to pop in the same place Joyce was filming. Something tells me Brandi was tipped.

        • Katie (aka kats2) says:

          I agree it’s very to see how it works. But I Brandi’s intent was to try to use that scene to paint Joyce as a bad person. Joyce may not be the most interesting person but she seems harmless. I also find it very interesting that Brandi shares these behind the scenes details BUT to my knowledge has NOT shared the stuff that Brandi said happened off camera and why she doesn’t like Joyce. hmmm

        • Good thinking…she got tipped!!

  13. Katie (aka kats2) says:

    Who is Yolanda kidding we’ve seen her closet, she’s addicted to spending money and pretty things. Many people are just admit it. And btw when someone cleans the house, cooks the food, it’s easy to have time on your hands to fuss over flowers and the table setting. Get Over Yourself Yo!

  14. VV™ says:

    OMG! This scene is do so fake. Seriously Bravo? Mauricio is getting some camera time.

    Did anybody catch the phone number? I didn’t see one on the flyer.

  15. Amalfi says:

    Little Portia shutting her dad’s mouth with her little hands while he is yammering on and on about good energy trying to find Chica cracked me the hell up. hahaha

    Hope they find Chica.

  16. Amalfi says:

    So exactly how many people is Carlton having sex with (or wanting to have sex with?) Her hubby, Brandi, Nanny…. anyone else?

  17. Katie (aka kats2) says:

    Good time for a bathroom break? I can do without seeing the Wicked Witch show off with her sex toys. But God forbid if Joyce or Kyle did that, that would just be wrong.

  18. Nancy says:

    This is up there with butt waxing.

  19. VV™ says:

    Kim’s storyline is her dog?

  20. Amalfi says:

    Kim looks really cute in white jeans. That is not easy. That dog is probably the best thing that has happened to her since the show started – aside from her kids, but she had them before, so…

  21. Katie (aka kats2) says:

    Lisa opening up a new restaurant would be more entertaining for all the right reasons than her trashy insipid Pump Rules train-wreck. But I guess it doesn’t show poeple degrading themselves for ratings. Oh Well

  22. TexasTart says:

    IF you have to muzzle your dog before the dog trainer comes over – you have a worthless dog trainer!

  23. Nancy says:

    I’m so glad Kim is doing this.

  24. djprincessc says:

    Just catching up on the past few blogs, so I am still reading comments from yesterday. I just want to comment on a few things. So far….

    1.-Lainey, you saying you just got READ but Nancy was HILARIOUS!! I died.

    2.-Thank you to Chismosa and Nancy for wishing me well!! So very thoughtful, I think it is working yesterday my side wasn’t really hurting and today it really isn’t either. I’m crossing my fingers it is stomach related. lol.

    3.- I NEVER liked Kandi since day one. I always thought she was fake. I’m glad that more people are realizing she sucks and is annoying, I’ve read before that she was a HUGE ho back in the day. Her hair is atrocious and I have always thought she looks like she smells. lol. Greasy. Maybe its the oil from Chik Fil A?? Awwwwww shit, that was low. lol. I’m sorry but when Kenya said that I really laughed hard.

    4.- This is the first episode of Atlanta that I have really enjoyed and wasn’t bored! I thought it was fun, Nene was hilarious doing the black lady church choir impression. I was dying, I love the faces she makes. And Phaedra saying she rebuked the ghost or whatever she said was so funny.

    5.-I suck at history and always sucked at school shit so I am not gonna bash Porscha for not knowing about the train BUT I will bash her though for coming from a family that is tied to the history and not knowing. How embarrassing girl. Why would you even open your mouth??

    6.-Boston and TexasTart, I the comments about the market!!! I’ve always called grocery shopping the market and I think most people in California do too. Thats soooo funny.

    I think that is all I got for now, have a nice night everyone if I don’t come back. I am going to be watching the Laker game then I gotta meet a boy ***GIGGLE*** then I’ll watch BH when I get back. XOXO.

  25. djprincessc says:

    Oh ya. P.S.

    I watched Mariah last night and LOVED it, she was amazing

    I also watched the Britney Jean special and LOVED it as well. 🙂 🙂 🙂

  26. Amalfi says:

    I want my strawberries shot up with rum! Why does the syringe need to stay in there after though. Can’t you just inject it and be done.

    No seriously — where are my rum berries???

    • Pghemtchick says:

      I think that was a “set up”. Everything I’ve seen about injecting fruit (cause you know I googled after I saw that lol) says clean, tooth pick them, swirl in chocolate, poke the toothpicks in styrofoam to stand and harden, inject into the center don’t overfill. Nothing about repeating or keeping the needle in. In fact, wouldn’t that be nasty? I dunno I was taught never put open cans, forks, etc in the fridge-wouldn’t it be the same with a needle? Buuuut it’s a great oh hey moment to start a scene.

  27. VV™ says:

    When Kyle said that, she looked like she was talking about something else.

  28. Amalfi says:

    I feel sad about Brandi’s missing doggy … and then she talks about how she wants to beat an old lady over the head. Sigh. I try Brandi, but you make it so hard.

    I think mayhaps she secretly staged the breakin so she could run away (the doggie, I mean).

  29. Nancy says:

    Once again…no seat belts! Stupid!

  30. VV™ says:

    Oh, Brandi she’s such a manipulator.

    • VV™ says:

      She just threw Lisa and Yofo under the bus to score points with Kyle. Kyle is too stupid to know she’s being manipulated.

  31. TexasTart says:

    UH OH – white wine! Nooooo Brandi!

    • She doesn’t seem drunk to me. Could she have exaggerated what it does to her? No- not Brandi.

      • Superfly says:

        She takes lexipro for anxiety and an anti depressant. She absolutely will get wasted on a couple drinks with those meds in her system. IMHO she is setting bad examples for her boys left and right. Maybe Denise Richards will take them in and teach them by example how to be decent human beings?

  32. Amalfi says:

    Brandi’s weave needs to be sent to the American Girl doll hospital for rejuvenation. What a mess.

  33. Nancy says:

    Game is about to start. Catch you later ladies.

  34. Katie (aka kats2) says:

    Wow I hope all of Yo’s guest realize how honored they should be to dine with royalty! I don’t like Carlton at all but she was doing you a favor by not attending, perhaps hoping she would feel better. I don’t see the issue

    • I think Carlton did her a favor. I don’t see what the big deal was.

      • Katie (aka kats2) says:

        Me either and Carlton does have kids and a husband and we now know lots of sex toys something else came up – Yo and Da – get over yourselves!!!

      • TexasTart says:

        David seemed to have the problem with late notice. I think very often Yolanda is influenced by him or frequently takes his lead…or else she would have focused on how thoughtful it was not to be a risk to her health.

        • Pghemtchick says:

          He has a huge issue with the late cancellation yet repeatedly talked while chewing to Mo. Miss manners wouldn’t be impressed.

  35. Amalfi says:

    Why is brandi so jealous of Joyce? She is pretty but nothing amazing. Much like Brandi.

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      No idea but it’s very obvious.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

      Joyce has something Brandi doesn’t-a husband and a beautiful home-her mansion as Brandi called it in her FB letter. She is living a life that Brandi desires and it drives Brandi crazy that she can’t have it. I think it also makes Brandi nuts that she is jealous b/c she thinks most people are jealous of her-JMO

  36. VV™ says:

    Car salesman enter the room.

  37. Katie (aka kats2) says:

    I wish Carlton did show up to dinner sick and coughed and sneezed all over the flowers and lemons. AND I don’t like Carlton!

  38. Amalfi says:

    Lol. Hearts. I love Yolanda’s 4th grade birthday party.

  39. VV™ says:

    Lack of etiquette Yofo. How is that mending fences? It was intentional.

    • Amalfi says:

      Yolanda and Lisa are pretty catty and denying it this season. I want to like them. but now it is just easier to laugh at all of them equally. Laaaaaaame

  40. Joyce’s husband – that look on his face when he realizes how cray cray this group is. Priceless.

    • kit9 says:

      I saw some pics of him thinner and he was hot. LOL at the grope fest!! That was funny. I’ve never felt implants. Are they really hard?

      • Amalfi says:

        I think he is cute now. Just husky.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Yes I find him husky – I think he’s HOT when he was thinner (and he’s German so that sways me too lol )

        He produced one of my favorite cheesy teen movies so I love him.
        I’d like to know how Hoyce has those two kids that look so different – reminds me of those boring cupcake sisters on TLC who look unrelated. Genetics are so funny

      • I haven’t felt them either but I have heard they can get “encapsulated” and that makes them hard….

  41. TexasTart says:

    Yep, that would turn me against scuba diving! 😮

  42. VV™ says:

    David forgot to end the toast by saying:

    ….and BTW, I believe you’re all clowns.

  43. VV™ says:

    Lisa switched places with Ken.

  44. Lisa – do you still think it’s funny?

    • VV™ says:

      I’m sure she doesn’t.

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      Of course not! Lisa will now write blogs about how bad Brandi was. But IF they were still on the same side Lisa would come up with something about it being a joke. Lisa is a liar!

      • kit9 says:

        A big fat stinking liar.

      • VV™ says:

        How many more apologies is Lisa supposed to issue to satisfy viewers? I mean. She’s already explained her and Joyce were not in good terms. She still thought Brandi was funny. She realizes that now and has apologize and made his feelings known.

        How about those two Richards sister after viewing this and knowing Brandi’s ways, they still defend her.

        • Katie (aka kats2) says:

          It’s not about the Richard sisters. The comparison you should be making is to Brandi. Like Brandi, Lisa dug her grave and still has a lot of explaining to do and plenty of apologizing still to come. Brandi apologized too, so what? We are still appalled by her behavior and calling Brandi out on her BS. Same situation with Lisa. But some of think Lisa is a Liar and are not buying her story. Same with Brandi.

          • Superfly says:

            I seriously don’t have any clue what you are talking about! Exactly what has Lisa done that is so over the line? Not being snarky, I just have not seen what you have so please fill me in!

          • austin1963 says:

            I agree, Katie. The blind hatred of the Richards sisters overwhelms some people, so even when it’s not about the Richard sisters, it’s about the Richards sisters.. Brandi is the same person she’s always been and Lisa was friends with her and that was all a-okay. But if anyone else is friendly with her, it’s a lack of character thing on their part. The double standard is obvious.

    • Cartwheels says:

      I am sure she will come up with her blog where she was really not laughing but just nervous, but you can really tell she is enjoying the show.

  45. VV™ says:

    (Good one Joyce)

  46. Katie (aka kats2) says:

    Brandi is drinking, surrounded by happy couples so of course Brandi mocks Joyce.

  47. TexasTart says:

    HA! Did you see Kyle holding her place card to her mouth and it has a HEART?! She must have drawn it on there – hilarious!

    • Stars99 says:

      Oh, that IS funny… lol

    • VV™ says:

      I did! I thought the heart was upside down though.

    • Cartwheels says:

      That part made me laugh. I also loved the part when she winks at Joyce and tells her that they have to earn a heart, it is obvious she doesn’t give a crap about Yolanda’s friendship.
      Joyce saying that it was team “nightmare” was excellent too.

    • hawkmoon947 says:

      Yolanda made a mistake drawing hearts on some place cards and not others. On the other hand, Kyle would have been the classier person had she not pointed it out to everyone at the table. It would have been better to confront Yolanda later rather than to try to embarrass her publicly. Also, when will Kyle realize that she lacks Lisa’s quick wit and stop making inane, unfunny comments?

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

        I think Kyle was right to bring it up right then and there-it was blatantly obvious to everyone and so rude of Yolanda. Yolanda embarrassed the others by doing that and if the shoe was on the other foot Yolanda would have went on and on about proper hostessing.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          Stop the presses!! I think Kyle was right. Yeah, i said it…She was right to point it out. And yo was not the least bit embarrassed!! She loved it!! The hostess with the mostess…lecturing to others….smdh

        • austin1963 says:

          Yes, Kyle was right to call Yolanda out on it. It’s total junior high nonsense on Yolanda’s part.

  48. Amalfi says:

    I think Brandi admitting she is basically a giant douchebag in these next episodes was unnecessary as it is painfully obvious that is the direction this was going from her first appearance in this episode. White wine is not your friend. It does not make you a fine girl.

    • hawkmoon947 says:

      This season, I’m having a hard time remembering what was lovable about Brandi. Now I see her as a crass, opportunistic and disloyal interloper who just doesn’t belong in this echelon of Hollywood society. It pains me to see YoFo and Lisa indulge her so much. Their social graces are quite wasted on her.

  49. Stars99 says:

    Wishes I could watch with you guys, dagnabit!

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      I have a link that seems pretty safe if you want it for future use and if I’m allowed to copy and paste it here. But it’s one of those links that you don’t want to click on anything else.

      • Stars99 says:

        Aww… Katie that’s so sweet… but on Monday nights at this time… football prevails! lol… I can just read along with all your comments and pretend I’m part of the party… lolol…

  50. The tenors didn’t get to eat with them? How Downton Abby like.

  51. Amalfi says:

    The Prayer. I love that whenever anyone sings it. Mostly Josh Groban and Andrea Bocelli. Watching this crappy episode has it’s nice moments.

  52. Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

    Brandi is out of place with this crowd…obvi

  53. TexasTart says:

    STFU Brandi! That’s for Joyce.

  54. kit9 says:

    I hope Lisa realizes that her entire idiotic “strategize” explanation just exploded. Like we didn’t already know it was a complete crock.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

      What did I miss…I’m wrapping and watching so I’m missing some parts!!

    • Cartwheels says:

      Lisa will not notice until Brandi goes head to head with her. So far and up to this point all I have seen from Lisa is petty and dumb behavior, laughing at Brandi’s crazy remarks and acting like it is acceptable behavior.
      Her pretty blogs cannot change what my eyes are seeing and there is no amount of editing that can create this image of mean girls out of nothing.

  55. Katie (aka kats2) says:

    So which Tenor did Brandi hook up with that night?

  56. Amalfi says:

    Kim is incoherent, but even she can appreciate art. lol.

  57. VV™ says:

    Very little Lisa on this episode. 😞

  58. cusi77 says:

    I am appalled by Yolanda’s double standards. Remember Yolanda, the underdog bites (according to Lisa and I believe her) is the nature of the beast.

    Brandi’s storyline this Season is “Being B**chie” to Joyce. NOTHING else going in drunken land, but ridicule Joyce!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      It’s just ugly

    • Stars99 says:

      Not sure why Cusi… but I just inexplicably starting singing, “The b***…. the b***… the b*** is back after reading your post… perhaps that should be Brandi’s theme song?

    • Cartwheels says:

      Just a couple of episodes we heard Yolanda saying to Kyle, “what are you talking about, we are 50 years old, we don’t need teams, we are not in high school” and now this.
      They want to kill Kyle every time she mentions that they are acting like a gang up team but to me is very obvious.

  59. Stars99 says:

    Other than obvious jealousy… and equally obvious hair flipping… just exactly why are they out to get Joyce? It’s so weird to me…

    • Amalfi says:

      I think it is just Brandi and all those who want to keep Brandi happy (Yolanda and Carlton — and Lisa for some inexplicable reason.

      So yeah, you’re right, practically all of them.

      • Stars99 says:

        It’s crazy that they want to keep Brandi happy… I mean, have we ever seen her happy without the help of alcohol? Seriously? lolol

        • LaineyLainey says:

          I need a drink

          • Stars99 says:

            I have Diet Dr. Pepper or Tangerine Grapefruit sparkling water… I know, I’m not a good hostess,,, So sorry LaineyLainey so nice we say it twice…

            • LaineyLainey says:

              That tangerine stuff sounds good. Really good! I still have some Malbec wine that my son gave me for bday. I just opened it a few days ago. It’s good. But I’m so snuggly and warm right here in my sinkhole. I may just have to remain sober.

    • Brandi was the only one sniping, with Lisa giggling along encouraging her.

    • Cartwheels says:

      Brandi has to have an antagonist always, otherwise how can she play the victim?

      This season her antagonist is Joyce so she has already decided that no matter how she treats her, no matter what she says to her, it is all okay because she will play the victim and explain it away.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I would love to hear them (brandi and yofo) tell us why Joyce is the object of so much of their mean girl behavior. I would love to hear them say why they are constantly rejecting her from fully becoming part of the group.

  60. Katie (aka kats2) says:

    Everything Joyce has said about Brandi is correct and Brandi’s own behavior is backing it all up

  61. toodybird says:

    Kyle, you are not funny regarding the botox strawberries. Blah-blah and the “wrinkles go away” and “only in Beverly Hills” and blah-blah. I’m never going to shut up! Ha! I am so clever AND funny! I just love me! Blah. Brandy whining to Yoyce’s spouse: Are you a man or a baby? Ha! I am so clever AND funny and fockered up. I just love me! I’m famous!!!!

  62. Lonely and drunk. Joyce’s husband nailed it,

  63. Amalfi says:

    Oh brainless vacant body hairless 20 somethings… my signal to go. 🙂

  64. chismosa™ says:

    Are you all watching at the same time — I don’t know how to follow this when I watch it later. – some are earlier than others ….
    I can’t wait to see the #s of comments …..📶📶‼️

  65. VV™ says:

    So, Yofo was very critical of Joyce’s hosting abilities. I think her hearts were worst than anything bad she thought Joyce did.

  66. Katie (aka kats2) says:

    Anyone remember Yo’s harsh words about drinking too much for Taylor, but says nothing about Brandi. I guess you have to be part of Team Yo to get a pass.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      More double standards…..

    • There is nothing more ugly than a drunk woman.

    • Cartwheels says:

      Brandi shares the same double standards as well, she gets on Joyce for calling her husband “baby” but has she ever said a word to Yolanda for calling her husband her “king” or her “love”? Not that I remember.
      Lisa and Carlton also share the same double standards and that is why they get along so well.

      • Katie (aka kats2) says:

        Good points.

      • LaineyLainey says:

        Yes, I see that. I call my husband “babe” “mi amor” and yes “my love”…do ya’ll hate me? What does Bran call her man? Hmmm?

        On another note…I love love grand ma…..grand marnier. Mmmmmmmm

        • chismosa™ says:

          In front of others ?

          ////I haven’t watched so I’m not sure if YO says things to DF in front of others —-

          • LaineyLainey says:

            Yes, I call him those endearments sometimes in front of others. It’s more of a slip because we call each other endearments when we are alone. But if I call him babe…I don’t really care if people think it’s weird, bad, inappropriate. If someone teases us, we just laugh and say..oooops, the secret is out, we love each other!! But we don’t make out in front of them or anything too obnoxious.

            • chismosa™ says:

              I gotcha— QUESTION for you—- now my friends (all like 4/5th generation Irish)- love how my mother calls me “mami” or mi amor— BUT – my mother never referred to my brother as papi. I tell my friends because they ask– I think papi is kind of sexual in nature- but am I wrong? Ironic because my brother is her favorite after all. 😏😫😫😫

              Also I’m gleaning from my love of reggaeton music as well. Lol!

              Do you think papi is used to baby boys as is mami? What do YOU think Lainey? 👇👇👇👀

              Id love to hear your thoughts …..

              • LaineyLainey says:

                I don’t call my son papi, occasionally papacito… weird, huh?

                but I do call laineygirl mami, mamacita, gordis, mamis, etc chiquita…

                People of Mex descent usually say ” mijo” slang for “mi Hijo”. ….also, not to be machista but well, I grew up with this..I also call him “mi sol” “mi vida” …so used to it, but now that I’m explaining it, it sounds really over the top.

                For Both of them i say “Tesoro” “piquito de oro”..”corazón”.I sometimes call her “mija” especially when she cries or when she cried as a little one …”ya, ya, ya, mijita” to soborne her.

              • djprincessc says:

                Chismosa, my aunt calls her son papa. Honduran though and I’ve heard Cubans and Puerto Ricans say papa as well. I don’t think I remember any saying papi. I’m gonna have to think.

  67. AZGirl says:

    Sorry gang..not loving Joyce. Why? She constantly interrupts her husband in conversation. She can’t hear herself talk enough. I don’t care if it is about Brandi or anything else she does not listen and her poor husband is struggling to get a word in edgewise. She is dumber than dirt.
    Brandi is offensive but Joyce is worse.
    Kim is on serious meds and it shows.

    My take on marriages and relationship is simple. If you need to hang on or touch each other to the point of pawing each other in public (or at a private dinner party) then there is a problem. Memo to Joyce and Kyle.. youse gals have a problem.

    • chismosa™ says:



    • Nancy says:

      Thank-you… No PDA’s!!!!! 🙂

    • LaineyLainey says:

      My hubs and I don’t publicly grope, but I don’t care much about those who do. What I can’t stand is when people ONLY talk about sex. Borrrrrrrrring. Desperate!!!

      I like Joyce, but I have not seen the whole episode, yet. I like it that she is not willing to be Brandi’s doormat. She is just arriving to the dinner party. Brandi is saying that “it always have to be about her (Joyce)”. ….that’s funny…I thought that was Brandi’s role (center of attention).

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      I don’t love her as a HW but I think she’s harmless and like that she’s not taking any crap from Brandi. She’s been very accurate about Brandi.

      As far as her relationship I have different experience and opinion, I thought from what has been shown so far that her husband adores her as much as she appears to adore him. I’m not the PDA touchy type so I don’t find that as showing any other sign but kind of protective and wimpy. But the people I know and act this way are in very solid relationships.

    • Cartwheels says:

      I know it is wrong for me to say this but right now I am not focusing on her as a character in herself. I am more focusing in what an amazing adversary she has turn out to be in regards to Brandi, so for right now I am enjoying that she is not letting Brandi steam roll her with her particular brand of trashiness.

      • LaineyLainey says:

        Same here. She’s not all tongue tied and shocked by Brandi.

        • SoutheastVA says:

          I think Joyce’s time in the pageant world dealing with girls serves here well in the dealing with jealous Brandi.

          • LaineyLainey says:

            Good point…those are some vicious little ferrets (pageant girls and their momma’s) I know some pageant people. Sharp teeth and even sharper claws.

  68. VV™ says:


    Brandi deleted her Open Letter from FB.

  69. Cartwheels says:

    Brandi was horrible on this episode , yet again

    And yet again Yolanda was a horrible guest and Lisa was firmly behind Brandi’s stupid and drunk behavior.
    Lisa asking Brandi to behave herself while laughing is not the message that Brandi needs to hear.

    • Superfly says:

      I am going to stand up for Lisa here. She has talked to Brandi privately and also on camera asking and telling her not to drink so much. She has been called strategic and told that she is acting like her Mother and it is not appreciated. So she stopped and is laughing AT Brandi.

      • SoutheastVA says:

        I think Lisa is covering her arse. She’s trying to have it both ways so that she can explain it away if it goes wrong. I think her blogs apologizing after the fact when she is no longer everyone’sne’s sweetheart.

  70. TexasTart says:

    I was disappointed in both Yolanda and Lisa again…and this all hinges on their blinded attachment to the white wine laced jealous bitch who loves gangsta rap.

    Bravo needs to either get rid of the housewives OR clean house on these shows and use a decent talent scout!

    • Cartwheels says:

      A little part of me still wanted to believe in Lisa, but it is getting really hard.
      In her last blog she told us that Palm Spring was the moment when her friendship with Brandi changed and she realized how inappropriate she was but that was just rhetoric to save her very well crafted image.
      The reality is that is Brandi didn’t turn on her Lisa was going to be on the “dream” team with no problems and right now her blogs would be full of excuses for Brandi and full os mysterious “it was edited out” or “you don’t get to see” just pretty much like Yolanda and Brandi are singing.
      Whatever apology she gave to Joyce in Palm Spring was meaningless because here she is enjoying Brandi’s drunken antics once again.

    • Catseye says:

      Hmmm, I wonder if she loves gangsta rap, (all of the sudden), after making a rude, racist comment to Joyce about “black people not swimming,” to cover her ass?

  71. TexasTart says:

    Joyce is in re-tweet hyper drive….she’s showing off all the support she has on twitter. Not sure if she captured NMD’s tweet, but that is a very good – and true statement!

  72. Brandi was on a mission to get under Joyce’s skin and get her to react. Joyce didn’t play along and kept her cool – unlike the others Brandi has taken on like Faye and Adrienne. Third time was not a harm.

    • TexasTart says:


    • LaineyLainey says:

      True words,

    • Cartwheels says:

      That is why I am liking Joyce more and more
      By not allowing Brandi to get under her skin and act up in front of the others , Brandi’s ridiculous behavior gets highlighted even more , she looks more desperate and petty.
      Adrienne and Faye felt the need to fight back or just shut up thinking that by ignoring her she would go away.
      Joyce is fighting with Brandi the right way and it obviously is driving Brandi crazy because she can’t play her favorite role: the victim.

  73. VV™ says:

    @joycegiraud: @RobinAMcRae nope! If YOU would get to know her you would see she is a conniving hypocrite

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  74. TexasTart says:

  75. VV™ says:

    @YolandaHFoster: @star9girl9 ❤️It was unconsciously but Yes terribly rude and unconsidered on my part! Happy Holliday’s to you and your loved ones, xo

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  76. Nancy says:

    49ers just tied it up! Happy house right now. 🙂

  77. VV™ says:

    @joycegiraud: @ry_b25 @YolandaHFoster thank you love. Xo

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    • I’m glad she didn’t give Lisa a pass. I like this girl more and more.

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      Thanks for the link, Great blog by Joyce. Hard to argue with anything in her blog. I think this thing between Brandi and Joyce is going to get really ugly. While I’m sure Andy will get off on it, I predict this will be a bad reunion this season.

    • Amber...Real Wife says:

      WOW So Brandi really isn’t a racist huh? She just says “STFU You’re not in Miami!” when Joyce is making a toast in Spanish per DavidFoster’s request! Whore-ribble. I’m sure JenniferJimenez her BFF would find that ‘TotesAdorbs’ huh?

      • chismosa™ says:

        I didn’t understand the concept of having a toast given in Spanish by one person who has never even been to their house before ?!?! That was laughable to me.

        Was any of Yo’s family there, because then a Dutch toast I would understand. I don’t get david Fo’s humor I guess ….

        • TexasTart says:

          The official toast of the evening was made by David, as an appreciation to guests. Then Yolanda chimed in appreciation for David. Then Da id asked Joyce to say something in Spanish (I don’t remember his exact words). She did, in the form of a toast of appreciation to the host and hostess.

          So I don’t believe she was a actually asked to toast. But it was beautiful – sans Brandi’s ugly comments. I suppose David is in frequent company of people who speak other languages and he considers it a talent – or entertaining at a dinner party to share such talents.

  78. chismosa™ says:

    Paging NANCY- I have red in my eye but only under my eyelid– not if you look straight at my eye — you know, if I roll my eyelids back and do a Ramona —
    Ok woops I do see a bit at eye level. But not as red as under the lid.

    Do I have pink eye !?!?!? I seriously hope not. I haven’t had it since I was young and in camp

    Dear lord I hope I don’t. Ughhhhh. Right on christmas, lovely

    No itching. No discharge.

    • Nancy says:

      chismosa…I can’t make that call. If it is pink eye most of the time it’s viral and harmless but sometimes it’s something more serious. Try not to rub your eyes and wash
      your hands a lot!

      • chismosa says:

        thanks so much. yes i’m lysoling everything in the house that i touch. my mother has a bad cold, but nothing with eyes. — its not itching, just odd.
        i have almost severe dry eyes so i use drops daily that are awesome, but have never had an issue with them causing anything.

        Here’s hoping it doesn’t get worse. I asked my friends with kids if any of them had it but no- they said maybe a stye- but i thought a stye was a pimple-type thing.

        Ok thanks!

  79. About to watch BH in 10 mins, thanks for all the comments, I know what to look for.

    Only got into one fight at the mall, had to put some punk in his place….rather loudly, I might add…. He thought I had cut in front of him while all of us were waiting in the ONE line for the 2 registers. Dumbshit thought he found the “magic secret” to checking out!! His mistake was “muttering”…I can’t stand “muttering” Mutterers think they can say what they want and you won’t say anything back. Well, Mutt picked the wrong bitch to mutter at, lol!!!! Imagine his surprise. This Muther don’t take no shit, Pindy Don’t Play!!! My daughter said, “You were in his face.” On a side note, I probably won’t be going back to the mall for awhile. Got out of there before security was called but I know for a FACT that there are many people that will have an awesome story to tell about this woman “owning” some jerk at the mall…..and you should have heard her daughter!!! LOL!!!

  80. Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

    Did Yolanda actually tell the florist that the Canadian Tenors were from Canada?

  81. Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

    Uh-oh Joyce told her husband. Dude has real money. Brandi needs to shut up before he black balls her.

  82. Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

    What was the deal with Lisa’s top tonight at the dinner party? It looked like a spandex-ish type work out wear? It was a strange top for a fancy schmancy Foster hoity toity dinner to do?!?!
    Yolanda and those place cards! Can it be her “Lyme brain”? That was effed up!
    Brandi hates Joyce’s life-her husband and her home-it’s good old fashioned jealousy on Brandi’s party and I think she knows and it makes her hate Joyce even more! She’s so mad that she is jealous that she is blaming Joyce for her crappy attitude about life-Joyce ain’t having any of Brandi’s crap and I’m enjoying every single tweet and retweet from Joyce-it’s high time someone stood up to Brandi and her nasty insults-I just hope Joyce doesn’t wimp out when the reunion comes around.
    Did Lisa laugh at dinner when Brandi was being rude to Joyce? I missed that whole scene..twice!

    • Nancy says:

      That would be a yes. 😦

      I just read your post to my husband and it cracked him up.

    • Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

      That’s it. Brandi is so damn competitive she can’t stand that she’s not “beating” Joyce.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

        Yes!! She is not #winning with this Joyce thing at all and it is making her act like a crazy person. The YouTube thing and then the letter on her FB-she was sooooo not counting on Joyce being such a formidable adversary!!! She is getting her ass handed to her by Joyce and she doesn’t know what to do to make it stop…it’s kind of fun to watch b/c she is usually on the other end. Joyce is doing nothing to Brandi for Brandi to cry about-no law suit-no fake stories in the press-no cook running his mouth about her. All Joyce is doing is telling the truth-Brandi acts like a fool when she’s drunk-it’s not a secret-it’s just not something anyone else ever said on camera!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      She mentioned it in her open letter…she mentioned her mansion, etc….wow…jealous, much?

  83. Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

    Lol even Portia is tired of her parents talking.

  84. Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

    Attacking everyone who pisses you off does not tell your kids that you should never give up. I have never seen some wacko on tv more in need of therapy than Brandi.

    Or Kim.

    Or Taylor.

    Or Pam/Dana.

  85. Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

    Ick. This sex room is burned into my brain. I’m going to have nightmares.

  86. boston02127 says:

    For some reason I can’t stand Yoyo and David. I use to like her.

    When she said that she never sets the same table twice, for some reason, I Googled how long they have been married. (wondering how many tables she’s set) They were married on 11/11/11.

    I know Yoyo was a model but I’m wondering how much she was worth before she married Mr. Charming?

  87. Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

    Oh Lisa…. My projects come in on time and on budget. Who the hell is her GC?

  88. Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

    She’s completely co-dependent on this dog. Did she learn nothing in rehab?

  89. Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

    Yolanda’s “keep your enemies close” comment sounded exactly like Kyle, yet Kyle would have flipped her hair and cackled.

  90. boston02127 says:

    I hope that the lady who was taking done the lost dog signs has Chica on her lap and is laughing. And Chica is much happier.

  91. lillybee says:

    Could Kyle’s orange dress be even more tight. It even squished her boobs.

  92. Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

    I thought Brandi claims: she’s rarely drunk, and she gets drunk on one glass of wine.

    We’ve seen her drinking wine in every episode. Just sayin’ LOL.

  93. lillybee says:

    Why is LIsa’s black bra straps showing under her pink dress.

  94. Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

    Whoa Joyce! Epic burn on Brandi!

  95. Nancy says:

    Well my 49ers sure went out with a bang. Unbelievable ending to this game.
    Off to the playoff’s we go. 🙂

  96. Katie (aka kats2) says:

    Brandi is giving everyone including herself an early xmas gift. let’s see if she can stay off twitter.

    Brandi Glanville ‏@BrandiGlanville 5h
    Im officially off Twitter until after Christmas Im going 2enjoy my family &friends &not disrupt our great time with my twitter addiction:)

  97. And all the Gangsta Rappers said, “Ah, hell no!”

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

      Gangsta rap…whatever Brandi!!!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      H-h-hail to the nah!!!!!!

      • I got 99 problems and a bitch aint’ one.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          Somebody tell him who the eff I is….

          • LaineyLainey says:

            Might have the lyric wrong, not a rap expert, buti love this song.


            • djprincessc says:

              You crack me up Lainey! hahahahah. Thats kinda hip hop, actually that song isn’t hip hop its pop even though Nick Minaj is hip hop (sometimes). Gangsta rap is like Tupac, NWA, Ice T, Run Dmc, Biggie etc…not any hip hop now is gangsta rap (thats popular) I’m sure Brandi meant she listens to like Nicki Minaj or Drake. lol.

              • LaineyLainey says:

                school me, dj, school me!!!! LOL! I need it. I’m an oldie….but, in my defense, I didn’t mean to say Nicki was gangsta rap…just saying i love that song. I don’t listen to current gangsta rap, but I feel like (and I could be wrong) that gangsta rap is a thing of the past. NWA, was true gangsta rap started in the late 80’s…some groups and artists kinda sorta followed, but no one was ever as “gangsta” as NWA or Public Enemy (more political than gangsta)…i alwways loved Cypress Hill, too…mixing the cultures. I never thought RunDMC was gangsta,….Tupac and Biggie, gangsta-ish….but I digress….

                Now I’m craving a little Biggie….cause I’m going to Cali, Cali, Cali….and Tupac….in the city, the city of Angels….woo hoo!!!

  98. Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

    Lisa hired 2 undercover diners tonight to let her know how her servers at Sur were doing…ummm Lisa is the exec. Producer of this crappy show she knows exactly how these morons are doing..ITS ALL ON FILM!!! What a stupid story! She should have just said ..” Roll the tape” and saved the fee of the 2 diners!!

  99. Rebecca is sick of the FatKyle victim storyline says:

    Kim makes me so uncomfortable when she talks.

  100. I think maybe Brandi meant 4 episodes, lol!

  101. lillybee says:

    I loved this version of The Prayer. Jonathan’s voice gives me goose bumps.

  102. From Joyce’s blog re Yoyo: “Let me teach you something about being a good host: no matter how beautiful your house and your table is set, if you invite your guest with the clear intention to make them feel second tier, this is classless and it is tasteless.” HAHAHHAHAHHHHAAAAAA!!!!

  103. Pghemtchick says:

    So question tweeters and all: Who has seen a “threat” to Brandi’s children?

    Normally, she replies with a “gfy”. When asked why no cops were involved her fans said if she went to the news people would attack her. So time to speculate since the only thing I’ve never seen any. Annnnd to further the point, remember when she thought someone wished her dad dead? Major blow up. Yet she doesn’t go momma bear? Something’s fishy in my opinion and the only HW around is Brandi…

    So speculation time (any opinion here after is allegedly stated) : She says her kids are threatened because someone wants press. She’s been bitching on twitter because Joyce is allegedly giving interviews. So is Brandi saying Joyce is threatening her kids? If so, how could Joyce do that? I highly doubt Joyce would go after children. I haven’t seen that on the show and the kids aren’t on the show. Is it possible the negative press Brandi is getting allegedly by Joyce’s interviews (which we don’t know are really happening) is giving Eddie the fuel needed to use Lele’s money and seek full custody? The threat being her losing her kids? If this alleged situation turns out to be true, Brandi would only have her actions to blame.

    Just a musing.

    • TexasTart says:

      I agree with we ha en’t seen evidence and that only leaves us to speculate! Also agree with your thought process there. You know the ONLY reason Brandi is on a twitter break is not for Christmas, but to conveniently avoid all the praise Joyce is getting, most of which tags Brandi, hehe.

  104. VV™ says:

    Thanks Sue for the plug.

    @joycegiraud: @plainviewsue @NMDLynnfam ok 🙂 xo

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  105. VV™ says:

    Lisa’s Blog is up! Lisa’s Blog is up!

    • Pghemtchick says:

      Glad Ken is okay. I was annoyed with Lisa this episode. I didn’t enjoy her encouraging Beandi. Then after a few moments, I wondered how much she really did or was there producer manipulation. I still love Lisa tho.

      • VV™ says:

        Lisa was hardly on this episode. I have to watch the scene again. Bravo is making it a point to show Lisa’s face when Brandi is being rude.
        I don’t think Lisa’s heart was into filming the show. That’s the vibe I’m getting. I think she stretched herself too thing this year and was physically tired and tired of the bickering with castmates.

        • TexasTart says:

          I agree with your second paragraph. I think Lisa had equal airtime to everyone but Yo. I was disappointi g in Lisa’s encouraging Brandi by laughing at her being rude interrupting and insulting Joyce while speaking Spanish. I do not think that part was edited out of context, that time seemed fluid from the first viewing. (Have not watched a second time.)

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

            Lisa did mention in her blog that at the time Brandi was being so rude to Joyce that Lisa wasn’t really liking Joyce so she did laugh about Brandi saying rude things. I guess since she now likes Joyce and doesn’t like Brandi she kind of has to say Brandi was wrong-she didn’t think so at the time and thats why we see her laughing it up-I didn’t think Brandi was funny at all-just rude jealous and immature…and maybe drunk-half drunk?

            • TexasTart says:

              Thanks, I haven’t read blogs. Sorry Lisa, but nothing Brandi said was funny. It was all rude and insulting….so Lisa, you are not off the hook for this one, just because you like Joyce now.

              • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

                I feel the same way-Lisa was full on enjoying Brandi-that’s sad b/c Lisa knows how to conduct herself and even if she was still team Brandi at the time she has to know Brandi was out of line. While it isn’t Lisa’s job to correct Drunkys behavior she kind of looks silly complaining about it after. JMO

            • VV™ says:

              You believe Lisa was laughing at Joyce. I believe Lisa was laughing at the nonsense of a drunk. Interesting, we didn’t see the shock faces of the rest of the people on the table. The scene was as usual heavily edited. Look at the glasses and table items shifting.
              I think Joyce is a decent actress as well. She played well the scene on the restaurant.

              • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

                VV-Lisa admitted in her blog that she was laughing at what Brandi said-she thought it was funny b/c at the time she didn’t like Joyce. She was getting a kick out of Brandi until Brandi decided to give Lisa a kick.

          • VV™ says:

            Yes, Lisa had a lot less time.

  106. Did anyone catch Carlton’s’s blog.She says that Joyce calling her husband is “creepy”. The same woman we saw tonight with a ball gag in her mouth and who next week gives her MIL a lap dance.

    I just can’t with this bitch. I really can’t stand her.

    • Amber...Real Wife says:

      That was crazy! She is the creepiest creeping creeper this side of the world and has the nerve to say Joyce calling her husband baby is creepy? Brumhilda needs to SitTFDown… several seats!

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

      Carlton has some nerve to call anyone creepy…after watching her getting a “play” room ready for husband with her nanny that likes to “play” and was asking if she could be part of the audience…yeah Carlton has a pretty good idea about what’s creep and what’s not doesn’t she?? Calling your husband “baby” is right up there with ball gags and horny nannies!!!

  107. boston02127 says:

    Good morning. Happy Christmas Eve day.

  108. TexasTart says:

    Joyce might have set a HW record for the most tweets sent during/after an episode. Most were positive (and deserved!). Plainviewsue and NMD were replied to. Here’s how she ended her tweeting parade…on a positive note!

  109. TexasTart says:

    I hope Joyce will trust NMD to an interview! Fingers crossed.

  110. BB says:


  111. AZGirl says:

    Happy Christmas Eve! Off to the gym. 90 minute spin Reindeer Ride this a.m.
    After I signed off last night I was thinking how different Yolanda’s party would have been if Carlton was able to attend. I have a feeling David and Carlton don’t get along. I think David is a real snob and Carlton would make him uncomfortable.

    • TexasTart says:

      I doubt anyone would phase either of the Fosters, especially David!

    • Lulu says:

      Merry Christmas Eve!!! Reindeer ride?!?!?!?! 😉 Hope you and the boys enjoy your day!

    • chismosa™ says:

      I’m forgetting the team carlton was on. I think she received a heart so she would have been as gracious as the gollum could be at the party.

      But we’ll never know

  112. Lulu says:

    Good Morning everyone! Merry Christmas eve to all!! Lots of work to do in preparation of dinner tonight. DH had to work today his (insert choice word and remember it’s Christmas!) manager refused to let him work at home today. His contract ends on the 10th so thankfully he doesn’t have to deal with her any longer. On a plus side!! It’s Aiden’s first Christmas! and the first that The Governor will be really into it this year. 😉

  113. Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

    What was Brandi implying when she told Joyce to go back to Miami? I missed that part but read about it in Joyce’s blog. Was it because Joyce was speaking Spanish and dumb Brandi thinks everyone in Miami speaks Spanish or is Joyce really from Miami? I’m not trying to be cute I just really don’t know!!

    • TexasTart says:

      Yes, because she was speaking Spanish. I found that to be insulting. Actually the whole time Joyce spoke she interrupted and even once Joyce stopped Brandi made disparaging comments and Lisa laughed.

    • TexasTart says:

      It was stereotyping, kind of similar to assuming black people don’t swim.

    • chismosa™ says:

      I don’t understand why david Fo asked for her to make a toast in Spanish in the first place ? For whom- Morris? Barely speaking Kyle? Who else ?
      That was weird. I don’t get his humor

      • LaineyLainey says:

        He was being nice and welcoming and accepting…

      • TexasTart says:

        I replied to this up thread for you ^^^^^ It doesn’t have anything to do with sense of humor IMO.

      • Pghemtchick says:

        I think Davyo fancies himself an international connoisseur. Asking her to speak played into his ego. That is unless, he was doing it to stir Brandi.

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill™ says:

          I think he asked because he was being “nice”. Maybe he just wanted to hear a toast in Spanish? I didn’t think there was anything sinister to his request. If they had someone there that spoke French or German or whatever he probs would have asked the too.

        • chismosa™ says:

          I like this theory —–

          And thank you all above – 🔼🔼 I was late to see your response.

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