Couples therapy season 4 ep 1 “I put the real in reality stars” by Mr and Mrs LuLu
Taylor and Jon
First to arrive couple’s therapy. This seems to be a preventative measure for them. She suffers from ptsd from her tragic relationship with Russell. As you may or may not know she wants to marry her lawyer that sorted her legal woes. They (she) feels they can’t move forward unless she’s cured.
Ghostface and Kelsey
Poor ghostface has problems he cries about women throwing themselves at him. He just can’t help himself. But now all of a sudden he’s kind of considering a serious relationship. First priority the woman has to be clean for whatever that means!?!? Kelsey feels spiritually connected to his cleanliness. But this relationship is doomed by incoherent ramblings from ghost. Well at least he lives up to his name.
Whitney and Sada
Bit confused as to why they are there? Their problems are so ordinary in comparison to this “show.” They both have explosive personalities and struggle to define their roles. They compare their relationship to mommy/daughter-ish??
Her boyfriend ditched her so she decides to proceed with couples therapy by herself!?!? For the life of her she can not figure out why her “boyfriend” won’t show up. Neither can we, Dr Jen, other couples…..why is she on this show?? So we are all stupid if we think she is a porn star. She only did “one” porno so therefore she is “not” a pornstar who has a “toy” line……Dr Jen while scratching her head to determine where this lost soul belongs. Has a revelation she is a “product” of the media. So please ignore her past behavior because its not her fault. It the media’s fault for portraying her in the wrong light………
1st session meet and greet
Where is Jon Gosselin????? After the *yawn* therapist introduction. Dr Jen states the obvious she points out the singleton in the room. Farrah on cue cries about her “boyfriend” not being there. The cast see Taylor and Ghost offer their support. Ghost bluntly states that since he is not there then that speaks volumes!! I’m guessing he will be the couple’s therapy laureate.
Awkward and uncomfortable dinner
Whitney and Sada try to engage ghost and Kelsey in small talk. But Ghost is Not interested in the following: crying, hugging, monogamy or therapy?!? Does he know he’s on a show that has the word “therapy” in the title?? Whitney and Sada wonder why he is there and poor Kelsey is simmering. I’m sorry to say that even though I find Ghost interesting I just don’t see them making it. Next week Jon shows up with whatshernamenotkate?
Taylor and John,
She has PTSD and other underlying issues, he might as well have ‘co-dependent’ written on him. My guess, they wont make it. He is just the ‘nice guy’ island for her.
Ghostface Killah and Kelsey,
Oh SNAP! I just entered the 36 Chambers for the first time, again… But no, he is trying to sabotage this relationship. Why, cause he has no idea how to have a life long commitment. Not that he is a jerk, he is just broken. She on the other hand is a God send for him, and better than he deserves. So hopefully he gets it together.
Whitney and Sada,
I know all ready, this is my favorite couple this season.
Ha ha ha, my sides! She (Whitney) made an ultimatum to a wife! And expected it to work. Ha, ha, ha! Turns out women make the same damn mistakes a man does with a new husband. Oh God, hope she enjoyed that night’s sleep on the couch. Oh Lord, get over the arguing over nothing?!?! Ha, ha, ha, I got bad news for you on this thing called marriage… No really though, I hope I see these two realize that is just normal. And what makes a marriage happy is having such a love that you don’t even care, cause that love is all you need no matter what.
Well, looks like poor life choices have becomes a life philosophy for this one.
All fairness, she has no sense of true and earned self worth on a lot of levels. I mean, she tried to take a boyfriend of five months… to couples therapy… Sweetheart, most sane people call that an all right time frame to just break up. I mean five months? Five months? And she is that invested in the relationship? This is a real red flag. Side note, what the Hell Doctor Jen? I mean really? You think these people have couple therapy to do? Seriously, I am not letting this five months thing go. If some stuff comes up in the first five months that leads either person to suggest therapy… Break up, please. It ain’t meant to be.
Doctor Jen introduces her fashion and stereotype coordinated staff whom all seem to wear clothes from Express exclusively. Jesus, did she select them out of a catalog?
Session goes about par for CT… Except no one breaks glass or throws a chair. To early yet in the season for that prime A acting out.
I’ve seen people with a gun to their head looking more relaxed as they made a ransom tape than some of these people eating together seemed to be.
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