Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “Catfight on the Catwalk”

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “Catfight on the Catwalk” by BB

Sur Dinner Part Two:  This scene is really a lot of repeat of what was said in last week’s episode.  Michael tells Brandi he can’t believe she’s acting like that and she’s not even drunk.  Brandi tells him to let her go get her husband to come in and talk to him, but wait she doesn’t have one so he needs to STFU.  Joyce says something about Brandi’s not even drunk and she thought Brandi might have needed rehab; but she doesn’t.  The way she’s acting is just Brandi.  Brandi looks a little shocked that Joyce is firing with all cylinders and she has no response.  Lisa’s TH is this:  “Brandi doesn’t seem to be in a very good place right now and I think she’s kind of losing this battle.  I don’t know what to do.  I don’t think this is the right time to be sorting out their differences.”

Brandi starts with the tears and says she misses her puppy and she’s depressed.  Lisa reaches out to Brandi and tells her “don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t.”  Brandi tells Joyce she just doesn’t get it.  Ken and Lisa both try to calm Brandi down and placate her.  Yolanda gets up and comes over to Brandi’s side of the table.  Ken tells Brandi they just want to get everything back on an even keel.

Brandi gets up to leave and Lisa asks her not to end it like this.  Yolanda says they will be back and walks off with Brandi.  Joyce says to let her go if she wants to go home and be with her babies.   Lisa tells Joyce Brandi’s having a really, really hard time.  Yolanda walks Brandi to her car and explains to us in her talking head, that “Brandi’s about to implode and it’s not pretty, but it’s an escalation of a lot of emotions and it needs to explode in order to get better.”  What this has to do with her obvious hatred and meanness towards Joyce I don’t understand.

Back at the table, Ken tries to explain Brandi’s behavior away by saying she hasn’t been the same since she lost her puppy.  Joyce tells Ken she understands the puppy situation, but it was in Palm Springs before Brandi lost the puppy that Brandi started bullying her.   When Yolanda returns to the table, Lisa asks her why she let Brandi go.  Yolanda tells them that Brandi will be fine but is in overload and that she put her best foot forward.  Michael scoffs at the “best foot forward” remark.  He might have a comment about that, but that’s ok, she put a foot forward.  I think Michael is showing remarkable restraint where Brandi is concerned.

Yolanda tells Joyce what a good person Brandi is.  Joyce says she would like to know that person.  Joyce tells Yolanda that if Brandi had called her the wrong name over and over, the same name Joyce got bullied about in school, she probably wouldn’t have the relationship she has with Brandi.  Yolanda can see Joyce’s point, but she can’t control what comes out of Brandi’s mouth even if she doesn’t agree with it and she doesn’t condone it.  Yolanda plans on speaking to Brandi about it in the future.  Ken tells Michael that if the group of people sitting at the table all like Brandi, then there must be something good there.  Michael and Joyce say they will take his words under advisement, but Michael tells them someone needs to give Brandi some advice about her behavior.  Yolanda tells Michael that Brandi is authentic.  Michael tells Yolanda all he has seen so far is a genuinely authentic mean person.   In his talking head, he thinks they all know Brandi is a train wreck and that the train is going to derail again.  Joyce says if God could forgive humanity for what they did to His Son, then who is she not to forgive Brandi for being a stupid little bitch?  If Brandi sincerely apologizes, then Joyce can go forward from there.

The Return of Kingsley:  Poor Kingsley.  He needs a pack leader and he’s stuck with Kim.  Let’s just say I think KIM needs more training if she wants to have a well- behaved dog.  Kingsley seems to be doing his part.   If Kim can’t get the commands straight, how the heck is Kingsley supposed to follow?

Carlton and her kids:  Carlton, her two girls and the hot nanny clean out the playhouse/dollhouse in the back yard.  How fun was that scene?  Later we see Carlton getting a tattoo on the back of her neck.  It’s a pentagram with her children’s names on it.  Sorry, people, I cannot relate to Carlton – at all.  I just can’t.

Pro golfers they will never be:  Kyle and Joyce go for a golf lesson together.  They discuss the dinner at Sur.  Joyce tells Kyle she was willing to start with a clean slate but Brandi started out the night by saying two of her friends don’t speak highly of her and it just went downhill from there.

Meanwhile Yolanda is over at Brandi’s timidly telling her she’s doing things in a way that’s “not charming.”  Brandi explains it away by saying she has a bad temper.  Yolanda tells Brandi she loses credibility with her when she talks like that.  Brandi says she’s not going to change who she is.  Yolanda tells her she needs to change the way she communicate; that the previous night she was really rough.  Brandi says she’s not herself.  She misses her dog.  She misses her kids.  She has issues with her ex.  Brandi is talking out of both sides of her mouth in this scene.  First she says that’s the way she is and she’s not going to change.  Next she says she’s not herself right now.  So which is it?  (Hint:  The first one.)  Yolanda tells Brandi she needs to think beyond the phrases Eff You, Go Eff Yourself, Eff Off.  It’s not acceptable and she can’t be doing that.  Nice try, Yolanda, but what Brandi needs from her friends is a good kick in the ass, not a softball pitch.

Back at the golf course, Joyce tells Kyle Brandi has three steps.  No. 1, she plans a vicious attack and throws it out there.  No. 2, she goes on the “F” word track.   No. 3, she  cries and becomes a victim.  Joyce has Brandi’s number.  Joyce doesn’t like to see girls cry, but she doesn’t feel sorry for Brandi.  Maybe Brandi would have a husband if she were a more pleasant girl.  Joyce has news for Brandi.  No guy is going to want to be around such negative energy and negative drama.   A guy doesn’t want to come home to that negative stuff.  The next time Joyce sees Brandi, she will be nonexistent to her.  She will cordially say hello IF Brandi says hello.  If not, Brandi does not exist in her world.

Pump Decorating:   These are the scenes I enjoy and wish there were more of.  Lisa and Ken go to Big Daddy’s Antiques to pick out décor and furniture for their new restaurant Pump.   Lisa likes to find incredible pieces as she goes along.  She doesn’t like to wait until the place is finished and then furnish it.  They look at tables, lighting, etc.  Ken and Lisa don’t agree on some concrete things, but I think Lisa wins.

While they are there, Lisa brings up the dinner.  She tells Ken she was so upset that night and she should have told Brandi to stop but she also didn’t like that Joyce was calling Brandi racist when she’s clearly not.  Lisa felt like she had to stay in the middle and not attack Brandi.  She asks Ken if he agrees with her.  Ken thinks Lisa did the right thing.  Lisa tells Ken she’s going to call Joyce and have a one on one because she sees her frustration and she doesn’t dislike her.  Ken didn’t think it would have been as bad if it had been just Brandi and Joyce (Oh yes it would have).  He doesn’t think Michael should have joined in.  Lisa doesn’t agree with Ken.  She thought Michael was quite admirable and he had to defend his wife.  Ken says not against another woman.  Lisa says of course he does.  Ken says Joyce can look after herself.  Lisa is calling bullshit on that.  If someone was attacking Lisa, Ken would defend her.  Lisa sees that Ken is looking at it as Brandi being on her own and Joyce has Michael and he should have kept out of it.  Lisa doesn’t think life works that way.

Charity Catwalk:  100% of the ticket sales from the fashion show go to Children’s Hospital of LA and 20% of anything sold from the Kyle’s store also goes to the charity.  Brandi, Etirsa and Adrienne are on their way to the charity event.  Brandi tells her friends that Joyce has it out for her by calling her a racist and a bully.  When Brandi tells them what she said, Etirsa rolls her eyes and tells Brandi her “black person” remark was kind of dumb to say around people she doesn’t know.

There is a step and repeat in front of Kyle’s store where photogs are taking pictures before the fashion show.  Joyce shows up with some of her friends.  Brandi actually does something smart and decides not to engage Joyce.  Joyce does what she says she was going to do and totally ignores Brandi.  Kyle asks Etirsa, who teaches modeling, to show her two daughters and their friend how to walk the runway.  Kyle’s 13 year old daughter is shy and doesn’t want to do the fashion show, but Kyle is strongly encouraging it because it will make her more confident.

real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-season-4-jamie-lee-curtis-and-kyle-reminisceJamie Lee Curtis is there with other hospital officials representing the charity.  She and Kyle were in the movie Halloween when Kyle was 7 and Jamie was 19.  Kyle remembers Jamie being very kind to her.  We see others showing up to the fashion show like Lisa (I like to take selfies and post them on twitter) Rhinna and Christina Millian.  Mauricio and his parents, Ken and Lisa, and Carlton are also there.   Before the show, Jamie announces that Kyle and Mauricio have become members of the charity’s First Family Donations, which means they have donated $100,000.  Kyle says Mauricio had a condition as a baby where he spent a lot of time in the hospital.   The runway show goes off without a hitch.  Both Joyce and Brandi looked great (except Brandi’s hair –ugh).  Again Carlton is salivating over Brandi.  Yuck.

Question:  How could Halloween and Escape from Witch Mountain be two of Carlton’s most favorite movies in the whole wide world, but yet she didn’t know Kyle and Kim were in those movies, especially Kim?  I’m not saying it’s impossible, but I usually remember the main stars in my most favorite movies in the whole wide world.  Neither Kim nor Kyle have changed their names.  They’ve always been Richards.  Just saying.

Lisa and Joyce One-On-One:  Joyce shows up at Lisa’s house bearing a gift.  As Joyce is standing at the door admiring one of Lisa’s dogs, Lisa is whispering to the dog to bite Joyce’s ankles.  They have tea and Lisa starts the conversation by saying she can’t apologize to Joyce for what happened at the dinner the other night and that she tried to stop it, but she can apologize and she hated it and there are so many reasons they didn’t want it to end up like that.  Either I misheard that or that’s what she said and I’m not sure if that was an apology or not.  Joyce says she understands Lisa is close with Brandi, but that she feels like Brandi has been attacking her all along and the others just make excuses for her.  Lisa uses her acting skills and gives Joyce a puzzled look.  Then Lisa says she’s not making excuses for Brandi, but she is her friend.  Joyce says OK.  Lisa says one of the things she can says is Brandi has been going through a really tough time.  Could someone please tell what this tough time is that Brandi is going through other than her dog being missing?  She’s a full time housewife and had a best-selling book and, until the last six months or so, was everyone’s darling.  So I wish they would spill the beans about Brandi’s tough times because I just don’t get the correlation between her supposedly tough times and her behavior.

Back to Joyce and Lisa.  Joyce tells Lisa that Brandi being in a bad place is just an excuse.  Lisa tells Joyce Brandi has a lot of great friends.  They even have mutual friends.  Joyce tells Lisa they actually do not have mutual friends.  They have mutual acquaintances.  One of the friends Brandi mentioned that did not speak highly of Joyce was Cristal.  Joyce talked to Cristal and Cristal told her she has only seen Brandi twice in her life and has never spoken to her and how dare Brandi be putting words in her mouth.  In her talking head, Lisa sees Joyce as a formidable opponent (why do these women refer to others as “opponents”?)  But she thinks Joyce is a good girl and she just got off to a bad start with her.  Lisa thinks Joyce needs to give Brandi a little bit of a break.  Lisa tells Joyce she constantly chastises Brandi.  Joyce doesn’t know what chastise means.  Lisa says “telling her off” which Joyce still doesn’t get.  So Lisa says reprimand.  Joyce still doesn’t quite understand what Lisa means.  Lisa says “For God’s sake!”

Next week – ugh.  Carlton, her nanny and Brandi drinking and pole dancing.  Kim getting verklempt about her daughter graduating.  Kim accusing Lisa of not coming to her daughter’s graduation (party?) by saying she was in one place, but Kim’s hairdresser seeing her someplace else, and Joyce and Brandi getting into it once again.  Can’t wait.

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707 Responses to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “Catfight on the Catwalk”

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. It’s colllllldddddddd. 😦 My goodness. 7 degrees. Oh boy. Stay warm and have a great day.

  2. Powell says:

    #TeamT-Rex

  3. Powell says:

    Wendy Williams is new today. 😀

    • chismosa™ says:

      Someone was pissed with her on some blog or something saying how come all the other daily LIVE-to-tape shows the hosts made it on time.

      I have to agree. Id give a kidney to Wendy but girl – that was bad.
      But at least it got Joyce back to the west coast !

      • LaineyLainey says:

        She’ll probably never cut it so close again…traveling back the day before filming. I was looking forward to seeing Joyce on Wendy!

        • Powell says:

          Right. But she had a great vaca in Puerto Rico. I watched Kelly & Michael and they’re celeb Booker is stuck in Florida. She called Gelman telling him flights were cancelled and her didn’t believe her until he looked it up. Too funny. Josh Elliott on GMA is stuck in Cali. At least they are stuck in warmer climates.

  4. chismosa™ says:

    Just posting this in case anyone was interested :
    Before the battle of Beverly Hills rages on!

    NMD or for anyone interested on Dina Manzo 👸 on Bethenny:
    🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
    She stated that she still lives with the husband, they’re just separated right now, and they still occasionally have sex. Topic was about going back to exes again, which Bethenny said “you all know I have done”. (Something to that effect) 

    Dina said she is closer to Teresa than she is to her sister-in-law Jacqueline and Bethenny said “oh well that will make for good tv”

    They alluded to the conflict with Caroline and said the same old thing, siblings fight and then come back together, etc. There are cliques in her family and right now they are not in the same clique. (How very Fetch!) 😉
    I don’t know- until no network has these Laurita sisters on tv anymore I don’t see them reconciling?? I just have this feeling…..
    The best and my favorite was when asked if she’ll go to her niece’s wedding (Lauren) Dina replied “of course!” 

    So she couldn’t make her brother’s wedding, (the hgtv TV show whatever bs –I don’t think that was an adequate excuse MHO) –whom she said she was very close to, but will make Lapband Lauren’s. Ok! 

    So just in case anyone wanted to know…….

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      I’am so removed from the “siblings fight” thing b/c in my family-although we do fight-we never stop speaking to each other..NEVER!! I couldn’t imagine not talking to one of my sisters! I don’t know what would have to happen to cause a divide in us that we didn’t speak-it seems so strange to me. My mother used to yell at us when we fought and send us in our rooms until we made up-it worked. If she noticed that we had an attitude with each other she would send us off to figure it out-we kind of do the same thing now in our adult lives. We put everything on the table and have real good old fashioned screaming matches and in the end we have a beer together and hug it out…it’s “our way”.

    • Cartwheels says:

      “they still occasionally have sex”
      WHAT!!!! are you kidding me?
      What is the prupose of separating and getting a divorce is they are still at it? Now if they were considering a reconciliation, then maybe.
      Just don’t get it.

      • chismosa™ says:

        It was gross. Bethenny asked “so do you two still get it on” and Dina said “yes, occasionally” with a sly seductive 🙄 smile.
        Very very weird things going on there.

        Jill^^^ totally hear you on the sister report. That’s what I would want with sisters I don’t have 😪😪😭😭wahhhh

      • T-Rex says:

        Oh, her husband has NO intentions of getting back together with her! The house is in HIS name, I remember reading that previously, so she has NO where to go, she owns nothing. So, he “allows” her to stay there, probably in exchange for the occasional Booty call, and the fact that he is rarely there, as he spends a lot of time at/near the Brownstone for work. Her husband was a “player” from the beginning. He cheated on her throughout their entire relationship, he was never faithful to her. She may have an agreement with him to stay there until Lexi has graduated from high school, who knows. I can’t stand Dina, so I say you “lie down with dogs you get up with fleas”, or stinky cat in her case. Dina is a disgrace, it was OKAY for her to have DonCaro(not trying to stickup for her, don’t like her either) and Al take her into their home when she was destitute and didn’t have a pot to piss in, along with her daughter, and Caro and Al paid for Lexi’s school back then, and a lot of Dina’s expenses, which Dina conveniently forgets. Then Al and DonCaro decide that Al’s philandering brother needs a wife, and the brother decides that it would be a nice conquest to “mount” one of DonCaro’s sisters, and goes about doing just that. Again, I see nothing redeeming in any of the NJ suckfest idiots.

        • chismosa™ says:

          TRex I can’t stand Dina either. Next season is going to be tough for me 😦
          Maybe the new girls will be to my liking. Yeah right.

          Hope you’re feeling ok today

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Thanks, Chismosa. I missed Dina thanks to the new coach of the Texas Longhorns. Bethenny was pre-empted for this “momentous” event. #notalonghornfan

    • chismosa™ says:

      He cheated 2x before they got married and he says “it was time to just finally marry her”. Swooning.
      5 years they were together before that – wow.

      Credit: VH1
      Video: Watch Dina Manzo’s Wedding (VIDEO)

      http://www.wetpaint.com/real-housewives-of-new-jersey/articles/watch-dina-manzos-wedding-to-tommy-manzo-video

      • T-Rex says:

        Cheated on her Two times that he got “caught”, from what everyone says around Jersey, and there are numerous sources that have confirmed, that Tommy always had a “piece” on the side, the ENTIRE time he was with Dina.

    • Powell says:

      B had Patti on. That’s so strange since Patti was on the JZ “let’s bash Bethenny” bandwagon.

    • Stop trying to make “fetch” happen!

  5. HuskerHuny says:

    I’ve really noticed in the past few episodes of RHBH that Brandi’s hair is really ugly! Looks like dried out straw and it’s so many different lengths. Damage from fake hair I’m sure. But if maybe if she saved some money from her alcohol budget, she could get some professional help for that rat nest on top of her head.

    But for what it’s worth, the condition of Brandi’s hair is the least of her problems.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      yeah, what could she do? Like maybe start over? Cut it short and keep it conditioned, etc? She is a pretty lady (Oh gosh, I sound like her) I think she could pull off a pixie cut.

      • chismosa™ says:

        I think with her jutting cheeks the pixie may be too extreme.

        Jennifer aniston (ughhhhh) and chelsea handler – both had extensions filled longish- blonded (dyed) hair. They both cut to chin length or to long bob- lob. I think B should do that.

        Husker I agree —
        It’s like face on- her hair is shaped well framing her face but the crown and back – big ole mess.

        • Powell says:

          Yeah. The implants or injections of whatever it is won’t look good w/a too short cut. It needs to be at least below her ear.

          • chismosa™ says:

            I think she’d look stunning.

            She needs to get her nose re-worked on. It looks TOO worked on, not sure if they can do anything for that

            Joyce’s nose is perfectly done

      • Amalfi says:

        It’s not all her hair though, right? Might be time to buy some new Jessica Simpson clip in hair pieces, Brandi.

  6. Cartwheels says:

    RHBH last night’s episode
    Loved, loved, loved Joyce takedown on the dream team.
    One by one, without cussing or losing her temper she took them to task. Joyce send Brandi crying back to her babies (probably her bottles of vodka) , then very clearly pointed out to Yolanda how she wouldn’t be friends with Brandi had she treated her like she did Joyce and Yolanda had no other choice but to agree. Finally and to seal the deal she didn’t allow Lisa to make up any excuses for Brandi’s trashy behavior and forced her to admit that Joyce is a formidable opponent.

    Maybe that is why Lisa has gotten so friendly with Joyce, she is already in the recluting process for next year.

  7. VV™ says:

    Yolanda’s Blog is up. She’s so predictable. I knew she would write one this week. PREDICTABLE!
    She claims Brandi is battling depression. Perhaps, this is why the entire table was so supportive of Brandi at SUR. I was puzzled at the level of support she received from MH, Martin, and MH fiancé.
    Yofo throws digs at Lisa and Joyce on her blog. She’s selective. I hope this is her last season.
    #getwise #getcleanse #getlost

    • chismosa™ says:

      LOL @ get lost !!!!!

      Oooh that reminds me Sawyer from Lost has a new show starting today.

      Vv- at Kyle’s store – the bar (?) was all stocked all shelves and on the bar with SkinnyGirl bottles. 🚽🚽👏👏🚽🚽👏
      To the point I’m shocked it wasn’t on the step and repeat

      #chismosa💜sMichaelOhoven

      • LaineyLainey says:

        wow, I had no idea Sawyer was coming back to t.v. Love that guy.

        • chismosa™ says:

          😍😍😍😍😍😍

          Between him, Darryl on Walking Dead, and michael on BH….. Swoony! 💏💏

        • ladebra says:

          The show is Intelligence – or something like that – already got the dvr set!

        • Lander says:

          LaineyLainey

          Was that runway on the show last night at Kyle’s shop the one that Lainey Girl walked in?

          • chismosa™ says:

            No- LaineyGirl worked with the gal on Shahs- Lilly. The one who never films with anyone else these days ….. Heehee

          • LaineyLainey says:

            Lander, sorry I hadn’t seen this, Chismosa is right it was Lilly from Shah’s!!!! I hope they show it. How freaky deaky will that be for all of us!!! (no one else cares – haha)

      • Powell says:

        Yeah him and Marg Helgenberg. Love her. The first time I saw the promo I was like I know that guy. The second time I said that’s Sawyer. He looks great w/his hair short.

    • Exit4 says:

      I don’t know if you ever liked Camille-but she went through the same thing as Brandi-on camera-while filming and never resorted to Brandi’s level. And she redeemed herself. So while what happened to Brandi was a shame-it’s time to move on!

      Another thing I noticed was no matter how hard Teresa in NJ got it from the others, on camera and twitter etc. She did not ever once reveal that Jacs son had autism. And they all knew for a year before it came out. Brandi wouldn’t have done the same I don’t think…

      • VV™ says:

        Not a Camille fan. I remember she was Lynn’s favorite Housewife and she blocked Lynn for some comment. Lynn asked her to reconsider, Camille never did and eventually Lynn passed.
        I don’t like her but she was very discipline at cleaning her image up. Camille makes good TV IMO. Perfect mean girl.

        • mkvalle says:

          Lynn blocked me on Twitter for some remarks about OC’s Alexis. I asked her to reconsider but she never did.

        • Exit4 says:

          She is. Just the right level of nice but don’t mess with me. She is from jersey after all! 😉 Another housewife who’s a perfect mean girl with just the right balance of all the qualities the women on these shows should have is Luann. And as much as you don’t like Kyle, she’s the same. Catty but harmless. Even when they hid Brandi’s crutches-it’s mean but harmless. Where did Brandi go with it? You (Kim) were doing meth in the bathroom, just dirty right from the get go. Even though the Richards came back nasty-that whole thing could have just been funny had Brandi not went straight for the jugular.

          • kit9 says:

            You summarize exactly why I could never stand Brandi. Even when she has a good point about someone being wrong, she ruins it by going WAY too far in her response. She goes from being right to wrong because her reaction is so insanely out of proportion. Also, Brandi repeatedly got physical, actually laying hands on people which is NEVER ok, imo. Unless, of course, someone laid hands on you first.

      • VV™ says:

        She was in St Louis on 6-28 and 6-29.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Kim puh leaze. Ughhhhh. I can’t take watching her. How did you all put up with her so long!!

          • VV™ says:

            I’ve been saying since season 2 that I want her job. She hardly films, hardly blogs, misses reunion and somehow keeps her job and gets paid.

            • chismosa™ says:

              I can’t watch her. She’s shaky, can’t speak clearly, wobbly, they put kooky music on when her segments go on, etc.
              almost to the point of production mocking her ?

              She must be a package deal with the sister who built Beverly Hills brick by brick.

          • kit9 says:

            I watched the longer clip on Bravo and Lisa is clearly lying. First emphatically claiming she was out of town all weekend then finally conceding she maybe was in town at that time. Lisa’s done this a couple of times before..emphatically claim something then back down or concede what she just said was wrong. I.e. lied.

        • VV™ says:

          She tweeted on 6-29.

        • Kansas Girl says:

          I thought she said she was in Missouri, and figured I mis-heard.

        • plainviewsue says:

          Kim is reaching to take down Lisa, along with these other nobodies. Kim is no match, especially with the proof that Lisa was away.

          And who is Kim to talk???? She never attends anybody’s events!!!!

          As for Yolanda’s reveal in her blog that Brandi is fighting a deep depression, was that written to get sympathy from viewers? I am sorry. If someone is that depressed, they need to be seen by a psychiatrist, on proper medications and certainly not drinking like a fish. They need to be encouraged by their friends and family to seek help, not placated.

          Was Bravo aware of this depression? Have they already forgotten the name Russell Armstrong?

          Joyce totally has Brandi’s number. Her three step description of Brandi is right on.

      • mrs peabody says:

        Difference between Camille and her marriage/divorce time and Brandi’s is Camille was going through it as the season was being filmed, Brandi’s happened a number of years ago. Brandi’s problem is she’s a mean bully. Yes I think she is a bully, I agree with Joyce on that. In the limo she tried to make it seem like Joyce was out to get her when she’s the one out to get Joyce. There’s nothing truthful about Brandi, all she is is full of excuses. I do think she is somewhat of a racist too, maybe not a full blown one but she sure doesn’t seem to like Joyce’s race.

        • Powell says:

          Mrs P isn’t it just lovely how Brandi said to her friends Joyce is trying to take her down? And Brandi keeps saying on Twitter that Joyce is no lady, she’s not nice, she can’t wait til the reunion. Well she says all these things cuz really she knows Bravo wouldn’t show these “things” about Joyce and also she knows Joyce hasn’t done these “things”. So she can basically lie and say whatever she wants about Joyce.

      • Powell says:

        Yes Camille did but it wasn’t as abrasive against Kyle. We knew what it was, Kelsey. And the next season Camille turned it around. Brandi is getting worse each season not better when by all accounts her life should be on an upswing w/New found success but it seems she wants to boo hoo and get sympathy. She wants Yo and Lisa to feel sorry for her. And really Yo and Lisa DON’T know Brandi. The know this girl w/a huge chip on her shoulder, not the real Brandi. How long is she gonna walk around feeling sad, jealous and that other women want to take her down? To me this all proves that LeAnn has won. She’s taken Brandi ‘s life cuz Brandi has literally handed it to her.

    • BB says:

      I battle depression also. I know I’m not alone here. Funny, but I don’t tell people with whom I disagree to FU. I don’t go around blaming other people for my problems. I don’t deliberately try to hurt people, even if I don’t like them. I don’t get “drunky” to escape my problems. I don’t play victim when somebody calls me on my BS. I take responsibility for my actions. I’m no way near perfect, but I’m not a hot mess like Brandi.

      • VV™ says:

        I’m not justifying it BB. I was trying to figure out where the support for Brandi was coming from from all this people. Obviously, they knew more than we did.
        I totally agree, she was out of line and is in need of a different therapist. The one she has now is not working.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Not to get all super personal here but I have as well – and unfortunately due to my personality I tend to lash out – now NO STFU’s or bad language but some lash outs – at people who I LOVE and know me and not on camera !

        Depression is just anger turned inwards — so the anger escapes. And I think based on personality type it can manifest differently.


        The alcohol is NOT helping her however I don’t know if she’s drinking DAILY to get by every waking moment. I’m not quick to diagnose alcoholism on these shows because they film at dinners, events, THINGS. not just at home, alone, sobbing —etc.

        Wellbutrin is the key these days fingers crossed

        • Kansas Girl says:

          Check out Dr. Stephen Ilardi’s work on depression. There’s a book and he’s done local workshops. He’s having astounding success with diet, sunlight, exercise, etc. I know people who have learned to control (overcome?) depression here. He also has a TED talk that’s good.

          • BB says:

            I don’t have severe depression – I would say mine is mild to moderate. I’ve tried two prescription medications and the side effects were worse than the symptoms, but I’ve seen the same meds help others tremendously. So I say whatever works for you, do it.

          • chismosa™ says:

            Thanks Kansas. I shall google

      • Cartwheels says:

        BB, hugs to you.
        SAt one point or others of our lives we all have been in situations that were very far from perfect but like you I like to believe that just because of that my behavior has not spiral out of control, mainlyh because once you become a mother it is not about you anymore, you always have to set an example for your kids and I always try to keep that in my mind.

        Brandi has no excuse or whatsoever for the way she has treated Joyce, if depression was her excuse she would have been awful with everybody, she would have lashed at all of them, curiously she only lashed against Kyle first and then Joyce. Selective depression like Brandi’s sound like an excuse to me.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Excellent points. If I was a mom this would be bull$hit.
          (I would hope)

          Hugs to you BB also.

      • Kansas Girl says:

        Me too, and me neither. I suspect there’s something else going on with Brandi.

  8. Cartwheels says:

    BTW. much has been said about editing in this blog, most of it to find a way to justify Lisa’s reactions or behavior but I am thinking that Bravo with their editing has already chosen sides in the feud between Lisa and Brandi.

    The scene in the garden with the dogs between Lisa and Brandi seemed to me that it was filmed afterwards as a way to gives us a lead in into the breaking up of their friendship, same goes with the scene between Lisa and Ken at the antique store, IMo that was filmed afterwards, again with Lisa talking about Brandi’s behavior and siding with Michael. Either filmed afterwards or “recreated”

    Those two scenes are particularly relevant because in the real scenes, Lisa is 100% team Brandi, still excusing, still enabling, still 100% on her side, for instance when Joyce went to her house and Lisa “joked” about her dog biting her on the ankles, then again at the Fashion Show by siding with Brandi as if the troublemaker and starter of all fights was Joyce.

    IMO after Lisa and Brandi had the fall out with Brandi, Bravo had to pick a side, being that Brandi was already on a downwards spiral and they have a most vested interest in Lisa not only because she is the star of RHBH but also VR, it seems to me that it clear the direction that Bravo has chosen.

    Those two scens match Lisa’s blogs but they do not match Lisa’s actions at the moment of filming. JMO

    • I agree – the Puerto Rico trip where they all fall out is coming soon – and after that Lisa is no longer part of the dream team.

      • T-Rex says:

        Or as I see it, there is no MORE Dream Team after this. YOFO and STFUBrandi do not make a DreamTeam, we know STFUBrandi starts sniffing up SpaceCadeKim’s ass for the rest of the season like some dog in heat, to try to get some sympathy from the idiot WitchardSister, although I think VileKyle keeps a bit of a distance as she is also friendly with Joyce. Note that SpaceCadeKim is no longer twating loving messages to STFUBrandi, and thankfully has lost that stupid phrase.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Maybe Kyle thinks the Ohovens (not De Ohoven pageant queen) – are selling a house ?

          That’s how she rolls

        • Cartwheels says:

          But there are plenty of pictures online about Brandi and Lisa together in the month of July, even after the tam[pon string incident. The trip to PR doesn’t happend until August 1st and this fashion show was on June 26th, a whole month went by and Lisa and Brandi were as friends as ever.
          If Lisa saw the light after the trip to PS (June 6th) she sure has a funny way to show it.

          • chismosa™ says:

            VV is tampon-gate on your date listings ?

            — so much to keep on top of

            • Sus says:

              I’m afraid to ask but need to know. What is tampon gate? Did someone light the fuse?

              • T-Rex says:

                SUS, it was when STFUBrandi was SO DRUNK in public, during her “monthly visitor” she decided the No Panties look was a great idea, and lost almost all of her dress that evening, and the WORLD got the shot of her “string” hanging out front and center for all to see. Oh, and it wasn’t her fault she was DRUNK yet again, she was just by herself, a friend asked her out to a club, and well, someone apparently forced fed her alcohol, forced her to lose her dress, and forced her to have nothing on but a tampon underneath that dress.

              • chismosa™ says:

                Sus- your name I’m sorry makes me think of this always —

            • Cartwheels says:

              Yes, curiously enoug his Joyce wanted to be real nasty to Brandi during the fashion show she could have and that is why Brandi didn’t want to mess with Joyce at all and was looking rather meeky.
              The Fashion show happened on June 26th, but just the day before the allegations of the talk show host about Brandi were making the headlines and even Brandi’s publicist had to release an statement earlier on the 26th so I am sure that Brandi didn’t want anybody talking about it on camera.

              The tampon string incident is coming soon, it happened on July 8th and it was a huge scandal. Few days before on July 4th Brandi made a scene at a restaurant where Leann and Eddie were eating.

        • VV™ says:

          Brandi is good at manipulating. After dog missing, she was able to get Kyle on her side and reel Lisa back on her side.

          • chismosa™ says:

            Yup she’s a Scorpio. Comes with the territory.

            (No offense to scorpios- 1 of my favorite signs!) she truly acts like one.

    • I thought that when they were shopping….that it was a “filler” scene for Lisa to CYA!

    • kit9 says:

      Omg that’s such a great point about those scenes with Lisa and Ken! Namely because they don’t match up with Lisa’s behavior at the time

  9. chismosa™ says:

    Question:
    Does Brandi go to Puerto Rico ??? If next week she barely wants to hug friggin Joyce then why go to PR?? (And in August – you couldn’t pay me)

    Most likely it will be “hosted” (cough cough) by Joyce —- ???
    Also not fair Joyce has 2 host duties of events. Why aren’t Lisa or Yo taking people away?
    I still am upset they aren’t going to the Seychelles/ or the Maldives or somewhere SUPER EXPENSIVE for Beverly Hills shi shi!


    I know that’s when Lisa vs Brandi solidifies – but why does B go? Contractual? Like KooKoo Kelly said she HAD to go to crazy island?

    • Brandi is going with the support of her dream team – Kelly’s team stayed in NY (wisely) – well except for Jillzy who showed up late to get camera time and made an utter fool of herself.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Interesting. 😦
        I mean I guess it’s more STFU and F yous but in the Caribbean. Yay can’t wait. 🙄

        • VV™ says:

          Make no mistake Chismo. Since the beginning the only Team on this series was Team Brandi-Yofo. They were using Lisa or pretended that Lisa was their friend because it benefited them. I think Joyce alluded to this early on. Kyle was the one that lumped Lisa in there because as the Owner/Builder/Native/CEO of BH is her long life mission to her Lisa. Who fans think of as The Queen of this show.

          • They were both saying stuff when Mohamad was waxing poetically about Lisa at the dinner. I couldn’t here exactly what Brandi said but it was slamming Lisa and YoFo was agreeing…

            • VV™ says:

              I saw them. They’ve been like this since the beginning of the season. They (B & Yofo) came with a plan to dethrone Lisa.
              Yofo is a big hypocrite and never liked Lisa. B thought she was a major star and was getting fed up with Lisa correcting her.

            • chismosa™ says:

              Ken was seated right next to B-
              Dreamy Mike was next to Yo–
              So they must have heard the ladies talking smack/ trash about Lisa ?

              And Lisa had her eye on everyone there …..
              Unless dealing with her staff. Hand-roasted fish and all.

          • VV™ says:

            To her Lisa = To hurt Lisa

          • austin1963 says:

            It was Kyle’s fault that Lisa got lumped in with the “dream team”? I thought YoYo identified her as that when she put a heart on Lisa’s and Brandi’s placecard and then YoYo referred to those ladies as her “dream team” (if I remember correctly). I know you hate Kyle, but I don’t see how this, too, is her fault.

    • VV™ says:

      Chismo,
      PR trip is ALL against Lisa. Not sure where Carlton stands on this trip BUT shes 100% TeamBrandi.

    • Cartwheels says:

      Kyle’s event happened on June 26th , the trip to PR is five weeks later (August 1st)
      Tampon and nipple pictures on July 8th
      Brandi does go to the trip to PR and supposedly that is where Yolanda and Brandi have the fall out with Lisa.
      Brandi goes because what else can she do? She doesn’t have a wonderful house to film, she doesn’t host anything, she can’t film with her kids, ergo she is stuck going to all the trips .

    • VV™ says:

      Does that means Carlton is part of the Dream Team?

      • chismosa™ says:

        Maybe since Lisa is out —- it’s now YOYO, Brandi, and the Witch?

        I can’t see Yo and the witch being friends. It’s black goth vs white jeans 👖
        And Carlton can’t in all honesty be coming back next season …..

        1000+ retweets and faves. Jeesh

      • Cartwheels says:

        She has always been (this season) , her card had a big heart on it,
        The heart was proof of membership. 🙂

        • VV™ says:

          I couldn’t remember because Carlton didn’t go to Yolanda’s dinner.
          I never doubt it she was because she’s 100% Brandi. She just gets overshadow by the rest.

          • Cartwheels says:

            She didn’t go but they show all the cards together before dinner and Carlton’s had a heart on it, then Kyle recapped and mentioned that Carlton had a heart on it and that is when Yolanda said that all members of her dream team had hearts because they have “earned” it.

    • Cartwheels says:

      Carlton is Yolanda 2.0
      She behaves polite and even nice to Kyle’s face and then rips her apart in blogs and interviews.
      NMD I have links that put most of the event of this season on a timeline but it is long so I wondered if I can send it to you so you might be able to use it for the blogs and put the events that were happening when filming was going on, I would need your e-mail address for that. Let me know.

    • PJ says:

      So annoying when people don’t know the difference between then and than.

  10. Jules says:

    Next week’s preview title “Kim catches Lisa in a Lie” is all in Kim’s head. Not a lie. Lisa clearly went to Missouri for an event. Came back that evening to work at SUR. even said to Kim “graduation was in the afternoon.” Plus, why the hell would Ken and Lisa go to Kim’s daughters graduation party?

    Poor Kim struggled to remember her lines to say to Lisa. you can see it. Wish they would all get the same script for the scenes. Lisa had a different one and Kim didn’t know the next line when Lisa told her where all she was that weekend. Ken trying to show Kim the photos to prove to her they went to Missouri was sad.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      I saw it a little different-I saw Lisa clearly lying-she was at Sur but said she wasn’t-as soon as she realized that Kim wasn’t going to let it go she suddenly remembered she came back from her trip on Saturday…really Lisa? She should have just said NO from the start-the lies always come out.

    • VV™ says:

      Saw the clip. Don’t forget Kim is on a mission to discredit Lisa as well. She was the first one to insinuate Lisa fake fainted. She got pissed at Lisa for closing the door at PS ( for Kim’s benefit I might add) and now this.
      Don’t forget how on her blog. She spoke horribly of Lisa saying if she was Kyle, she wouldn’t let her back in her house.
      #getkingsleymuzzleonkim

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        Mission to destroy or not-Lisa lied. That’s on her not Krazy Kim!

        • VV™ says:

          How did she lie? Her daughters celebration was the same day she arrived in LA? I don’t know how long the flight from St Louis to LA is. I’m guessing 3 or 4 hours. Then you have to get to the airport to your home to change which is far from what I understand. She probably chose to go to SUR because she didn’t have to film and was tired. Can she tell Kim ON CAMERA? I was tired I didn’t want to film? Probably not.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            She should have said that from the beginning-instead she lied. She said she wasn’t at Sur and Kim’s hairdresser was “dreaming”…than she changed her tune.

            • VV™ says:

              Lisa was not in LA the day of the party, she arrived later that afternoon or evening. Kim had to know that.
              She also had to that Lisa wasn’t coming because it was filmed. The cast is made aware of who is scheduled to come and who’s coming. Somebody must have told her they saw Lisa at SUR that evening to create drama. Kim asked that on Camera precisely because of that. She had to know a flight from Missouri is at least 3 or 4 hours direct. Not sure on Private.
              Lisa stepped back to think where she was and remember that was the weekend of her charity event.
              If Kim knew Lisa was at SUR that night, why is she asking Lisa where she was?

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            No she can not tell Kim that on camera-just as Kim couldn’t say she was late for everything b/c she was high…Lisa still pushed Kim for answers-that’s what they do VV-all of them!!!

      • chismosa™ says:

        Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyy is production so set on going anti Lisa this season??
        What gives !?!?!?? Andy used to always love her.

        I get going after Teresa on nj – Andy never cared for her — but Lisa?!?!!?!?! I don’t get it.

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          Not going after so much as showing her in the same light as everyone else-she has been shown as a Queen and now she is being shown as a HW-same a s the rest.

          • VV™ says:

            But, Lisa IS QUEEN of this show!

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              Nah…she’s just a HW!

            • chismosa™ says:

              I’m new to the show, watching with a side eye 😏 and yes, she is the Queen.

              ……Just like Teresa is of jersey ……I vomited in my mouth typing this last sentence but it is what it is

              • VV™ says:

                Teresa?⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ OMG! Coming from you. Shocked 😳

                Of course Lisa is Queen. Everybody knows that!

        • VV™ says:

          I think
          A. Lisa pi*sed a gay Producer.
          B. Giggy ( something tells me Giggy is not free on the show anymore) *** these is a guess

        • T-Rex says:

          My opinion, it’s a Bravo-induced experiment to Bitch=edit LisaV to see how loyal her fans truly are.

        • austin1963 says:

          I think it’s a natural continuum of Lisa being the darling and so idealized on the show by Bravo and so many fans for so long. I like Lisa and am not against her,but she is not perfect and lo and behold, some things are actually her fault. Once it becomes too obvious to deny that fact, she is revealed for who she is, a generally well-intentioned person with flaws like the rest of us.

      • Cartwheels says:

        Lisa lied, Kim didn’t make her lie
        Lisa didn’t want to go then she should have said so instead of making up lies.

        • chismosa™ says:

          True – just like the whole Yolanda saying Lisa’s not your friend thing — why can’t they just be clear on the fact that YES Lisa is not and may not want to be your friend LOSER!

          Lisa should be clear but she’s trying to be classy is what I think. Or not ruffle feathers with the builder of BH?

        • Pghemtchick says:

          Sadly, as much as I like Lisa I agree. A half truth is still a lie. Then again, have we seen the full scene or are we basing this off a preview. Lisa and Giggy were doing their thing so they get a pass from me. It would shock me if Lisa commited to attending an afternoon function when she knew she’d be on a plane. Wonder if she sent Kimberly a gift.

  11. HuskerHuny says:

    Can we talk about Carlton? Hopefully this will be my last time in doing so.

    When watching her with her son’s nanny, I have an overwhelming desire to take a shower. They give me the creeps. I would not let that blonde nasty girl within 100 miles of my son. I truly fear for Carlton’s children.

    How about her husband? Greasy and slimy is what comes to my mind. I think he would fit in better with the New Jersey husbands. Can’t see that he would have anything in common with the BH husbands.

    Here’s a show I might watch – Carlton, Brandi, Kenya, Tammy and Marlo. Now that I read what I just typed, no, I wouldn’t watch it. Toot, toot – trainwreck!

    Carlton is so far removed from the rest of these ladies; she just doesn’t fit in at all. She’s weird and not in a good way. I so wanted to cheer for her and she turned out to be one of the worst HWs of all.

    • Sus says:

      Carlton grossed me out last week in the lingerie store with her husband and mother-in-law. Gross Gross Gross. It did make Mr Sus laugh like crazy when I asked how he think it would go if I rubbed my booty on his mother.

      • austin1963 says:

        She is gross. And she’s tanned way too much. . . or something. She’s not wearing the years well and it’s all downhill from here. Do not like her AT ALL. Usually, I can find some redeeming value in a character, Brandi being the other exception to that on RHOBH, but Carlton is just. . . not right. And I’m agnostic, so it’s nothing to do with her religion. I don’t care what others believe.

    • T-Rex says:

      Yes, I agree, she has that look that I call the “dirty skank” look, you know they have probably showered but she still looks “greasy” and like she still needs a bath. Then watching her trying to insinuate she may have sex with the nanny, the whole sex room, the constant trying to dry hump other women, just UGH. Then watching the previews she is LICKING that stripper pole. Let’s see, you have a room full of women, straddling body parts all over that pole, and you put your tongue on there and LICK IT. Just GROSS! I totally would not be surprised to learn some where down the road that she and her husband are active “swingers”. Just my opinion

      • Sus says:

        I call it “oozing with STDs”

      • chismosa™ says:

        I have to say she looked bathed and CLEAN and not as tan (!!!!!!!) on WWH last night.
        She looked awful at Kyle’s event.

        She looked almost normal on WWH.

        Wait was Yo not at Kyle’s thing?
        I loved Lisa’s rose blouse.

        • HuskerHuny says:

          This woman is not going to age well. There is no amount of plastic surgery that can save her. I think when your inside is not attractive, it shows on the outside. She’s way too judgmental and defensive. O.K. make me judgmental as well, but I don’t put my life on TV for all to see. She seems to be mad at the world and her face shows it.

        • Powell says:

          I did pay attention to her hair at the event and it wasn’t good. I don’t like how their TH they look so camera ready but then a particular scene they don’t look so put together.

      • STD aisle 2? STD aisle 2? HPV aisle 7? HPV aisle 7?

    • I was bothered by Carlton telling us how nice and well mannered her girls are and how she gets compliments all the time about her daughters. Full of yourself much? ICK! Yes, Nanny totally creeps me out! And what I don’t understand about these women (remember, this has bit Tamera in the A$$) is that one day their kids will see all the creepy things they do on this nationally televised show. Their friends at school will see it, too as well as those kids’ moms! If my kids went to school with Carlton’s, I wouldn’t send my kids for a playdate at her house! First because of the creepy confessional and second because the sex rooms seems a little “too open” to me.

    • Powell says:

      Husker I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t watch your show. 🙂 Carlton may be a nice person. IDK but her scenes are just boring. Remember the scenes w/Cindy who w/her bro & her kids? It’s just like that. I don’t think she’ll be back.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Totally same type of scenes !!!

        And the sperm donor father of her babies …. Awkward!
        Good comparison

  12. Pghemtchick says:

    I’m kinda sad Lindsey Vonn isn’t skiing this Olympics. I wonder if she came back too soon and that’s why she tore more in France. The hill won’t be the same.

  13. Sus says:

    Losing a dog is not an excuse to behave like a buffoon. I’m sorry. I don’t care how much you love it. I know that some people love their dogs more than their children but that’s on them. I have lots of sympathy when someone loses a pet but don’t feel the same way as if they lost a person. Brandi’s disgust of Joyce began before the dog went missing.
    I thought it was sweet that Ken was defending Brandi (gentleman) but think Lisa is absolutely correct that he would jump in if Lisa was being attacked.

    • Cartwheels says:

      Funny enough Brandi never struck me as a pet lover like Lisa is.
      I can see how Lisa would be devastated is something happened to Gigi per say but Brandi had had the dog for only few months and she was distraught about the kids being upset (Dog gost lost on June 8th – she got herself another dog few days after and the kids seems to be doing just fine)

      As usual Brandi is full of excuses but just like she told Yolanda , she will not change.
      That is probably one of the few things that I do believe coming from Brandi’s mouth.

      • Pghemtchick says:

        And the assistant had lost the dog prior iirc. This wasn’t the only time. I know I wouldn’t leave my furbaby with someone who lost it. They’d be at a doggie spa while I was gone.

        Okay that’s if I had a dog. In the realm of reality my baby goes with me. Before she passed to cancer, peanut my elder bunny traveled from Florida to Canada. She disliked the south. Too much heat for her wool. We didn’t travel when both bunnies were with us as they refused to share a cage and weren’t all lovey with each other. Tolerated comes to mind. Jelly, the bunny I post pics of has traveled to Oh, Ky, Ny, W.Va, and Va. She’s not as worldly as Nutty was. Lol. But yeah, not even my siblings get asked. I couldn’t handle it if something happened to her.

      • VV™ says:

        I thought the same thing. Her concern was the kids. Do the kids have pets at LeAnn’s home?
        Also, Chica was very afraid of Brandi on one scene.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Chihuahuas are just scaredy cats. It was a rescue, she was reprimanding her for peeing on the floor …..blah blah blah Brandi

          OMG – ashy you haven’t said that in like months ! Ha

    • Powell says:

      Brandi just needs to admit that she hates Joyce cuz Joyce has what Brandi wants. I can’t remember? Are they close in age?

      • Pghemtchick says:

        *gasps!* Joyce is 38. She’s 3 years younger than Brandi. *Gasps!*. Lol. Sport for the dramatics but how dare a younger woman be educated, married, have a stable (what appears to be stable) relationship, and money! I think you may have hit another nail square on the head.

        • Pghemtchick says:

          Sport=sorry

        • Powell says:

          I think Brandi just needs to go to Joyce and say, “Joyce I’m very very sorry. You did nothing to me. I just see you in this happy life and I want what you have. I’m jealous. No it’s, ands, or buts about it. On my mind my life should be just where yours is. I’m in such a bad space that when I see you I see what should have been for me and I can’t take it. So for me to just make your life miserable, pick fights, call you names, that’s me trying to justify to myself that it’s you. You want me to be unhappy. You want to tear me down. My ex and his wife have done such a number on me that I no longer feel confident as a woman, as a mother. You come into our group all beautiful, always smiling, happy, confident, speak of your husband with admiration and love and I’m jealous. You’re right. You’ve done nothing to me. You’ve tried to be understanding. You were sympathetic when I lost my dog. In my life right now I feel I have to go after people before they go after me. I sincerely apologize. I understand if you are skeptical, if you don’t want to accept my apology. But I’m truly sorry for calling you names, and deliberately trying to hurt you.”
          Now to me if Brandi would say words like this on air I think that would go a long way.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            Powell I’d she said 1/4 of this it would go a long way!!! If she said all of it even I would start seeing her in a better light!!!!

        • Constance says:

          Wow, she looks 15 years younger

      • VV™ says:

        Also, keep in mind Joyce betrayed Brandi by telling Lisa that Brandi was talking behind her back. I think the fact that Joyce blew her cover upset her a lot.

      • AMEN! You put the finger on the nose of that one! Brandi is so green with envy she can’t see straight so she has to tear Joyce down!

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      I am with Lisa on the issue as well, Had it been some what of a civilized discussion that addressed some grievances I might feel differently but when Brandi lunged into a profanity driven triade it became an assault…and there is NO WAY a man would watch someone attack his wife in that fashion.

      It was almost painful me to watch the other group of men and guests try to make excuses for Brandi and coddle her…when they were visibly and awkwardly silent when Brandi was raging. They knew Brandi was wrong and her behavior was completely irrational.

  14. ladebra says:

    I should probably put this up in the thread – but I’m lazy. VV, how far apart is the graduation and the trip to MO? If someone asked me a what I was doing a month ago, I would answer with something I always do thinking it was what I must have been doing. (that is very circular).

  15. Powell says:

    Did anyone get “server maintenance” error when trying to post a comment?

  16. AZGirl says:

    Good morning everyone. Hope you are all staying warm. I have not seen the past 2 episodes of BH. For some reason I just don’t want to watch the fighting. I need to catch up this week.

    I think that while filming in Palm Springs and at Sur there was a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes with Brandi/LeAnne/Boys/Eddie. Stuff we are not privy too due to the agreement that the boy are not to be filmed. This not an excuse for Brandi to act like she does but I believe she is just really immature for her age. Brandi is like a young child who if they don’t get their way, has a tantrum. Unfortunately these Brandi tantrums are fueled by alcohol and ego. It is getting old.
    Care less about Kyle and Kim.
    I always feel like I need to shower after seeing Carlton. She is just greasy,
    My prediction for Joyce is that she is quite capable of being more of a bitch than Brandi. I have a feeling that Joyce’s dark side should appear in the next few episodes. I would have more respect for her if she would leave her “pet” husband home once in a while. I think he wants to be a housewife more than Joyce. Meow…..
    #TEAM T-REX!

    • VV™ says:

      Something about Joyce that I don’t trust. Cannot put my finger on it. I have the same feeling as you. She has a temper and is feisty defending herself. I’m not giving her kudos for that. I don’t see her moving an inch to give anybody the benefit of the doubt.
      #TeamT-Rex

      • T-Rex says:

        You know what, I didn’t want to like Joyce, in fact, prior to the season after reading up on her, and seeing some of her twatter folks had posted here and there, I was fully on board to DISLIKE her, but you know what, STFUBrandi’s antics have made that near impossible for me. I like that Joyce stands up for herself, that she puts STFUBrandi squarely in her “place”, she doesn’t fight dirty, she doesn’t resort to name calling or the use of the FU, ad nauseum like some moron(that moron being STFUBrandi), she is clear in her arguments, and has backup facts to go along with those arguments. OH and in addition, she didn’t come “gunning” for STFUBrandi. STFUBrandi came gunning for Joyce, all Joyce has done is defend herself, and now she is on the “offensive”, well so would I if someone had it completely OUT for me, and that person is absolute MORON, so it makes it a bit easier for me to throw the facts at the MORON whenever said MORON starts attacking me.

      • Kansas Girl says:

        I am agreeing with you both about Joyce. She seems a little too smug about herself. It bothers me and makes me think there is something going on beneath the surface.

        • BB says:

          I’m of the opinion that ANY woman nowadays who would agree to be on a HW show knowing what goes on behind the scenes and seeing what the effects have been on some of the other HWs is either (1) really dumb; (2) desperate for money; (3) wants fame at any cost; OR (4) is smart and confident enough to think they can handle it. I totally admire Lydia McLaughlin for knowing it wasn’t for her and bowing out. Some of the other housewives should have taken the same route (not naming any names). A few have weathered the storms and really benefitted from it. But you have to be smart and ambitious to do it and most of these women aren’t both and some are neither.

        • VV™ says:

          ….oh, I think there is …

      • chismosa™ says:

        I don’t like her. Me too, just a feeling.

        Too superficial or superficial – seeming to me
        She yelled back at Brandi “you may be blonde but don’t be a bimbo” Um ok. You’re married to a blonde and have a son who’s blonde.

        She – (and Brandi and Carlton) seem to be obsessed with saying how BEAUTIFUL someone is. In spanish many times she said – “oh you speak Spanish, no wonder you’re so beautiful/ pretty!”

        And the walk on the catwalk – 🙇🙇 🙄 infinity

        And the FRIGGGGGGGIN HAIR.
        A- stop touching it
        B- you’re not rapunzel, cut it a few inches. It looks almost comical that long.
        c- wear it up more. You have the bone structure to carry off the hair off your face look.

        I still love michael. Sorry.

        • Powell says:

          I’m sorry but I really hate w/a passion seeing women constantly touching their hair. I not talking about pushing your hair out of your face, putting it behind your shoulders, putting it behind your ears. I’m talking about running your hands thru it like Joyce and Kyle do. Kyle got on my nerves flipping her head to get her falling hair out of the way when she was bending over w/the mannequin. Kyle knew she was going to be working, very busy. Put it up. Braid it. Secure it. I really don’t like it.

      • PJ says:

        My understanding of Joyce’s blog is that she will stop calling Brandi a racist if everyone will agree that the comments Brandi made were inappropriate. Which means to me that she knows Brandi isn’t really a racist she just called her that on camera to bring her down. This is my opinion don’t shoot me for it, but if I’m correct on this to me it takes one nasty person to do something like that. I also don’t agree with many here that Joyce has done nothing to Brandi to cause her to act this way to Joyce as we obviously don’t know that any more than we know Brandi is the one who is lying. My opinion is Joyce and Brandi are much alike in the nasty department but Joyce knows how to play the game better.

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          What do you think Joyce has done to Brandi?

          • PJ says:

            You mean besides what I said in my comment above? I think Joyce purposely blows things out of proportion. I think Joyce was the one who created hair gate and is the one not telling the truth.

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              Brandi says in her blog that the reason she doesn’t get along with Joyce is because of hairgate-to me it seems like Brandi is angry that Joyce told Lisa what Brandi said behind her back. Brandi being such a truth cannon should appreciate Joyce’s honesty-especially since Brandi did the exact same thing to Adrienne before the season 2 reunion.

              • PJ says:

                Joyce told her version but I don’t believe her.

                • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                  As is your right. Since I haven’t seen anything that shows she is a liar I do believe her. If she was lying Brandi would be screaming it from the roof top.

            • Powell says:

              Well the punishment doesn’t justify the crime. She just should have called Joyce a liar like Kyle called Yo and called it a day. Name calling, constant teasing about her name, constantly making PR comments in a negative way, calling her stupid, saying it got on her nerves to speak Spanish to her friend Jennifer when Jennifer started the convo being friendly, and on and on.

          • 1. Joyce is happily married.
            2. Joyce is educated.
            3. Joyce lives in a home with her husband AND children.
            4. Joyce is younger.
            5. Joyce is pretty.
            6. Joyce is able to complete a conversation/sentence without saying STFU.
            do I need to go on?

        • LaineyLainey says:

          Nobody shoots anyone here, PJ. Don’t hang me! (jk)

        • VV™ says:

          PJ something about her. I’m not jumping on her bandwagon. There are comments on the show that get brushed aside because we dislike Brandi so much. Her Twitter is also a glimpse at her personality and I don’t like what I read from time to time.

          • PJ says:

            I completely agree with you.

          • LaineyLainey says:

            I don’t brush aside anything, but I also don’t expect her to be perfect. She’s not for everyone. There are some things that make me cringe…like the ” lovers” thing, but it’s just annoying and not really hurting anyone. But as for the comments she makes they are not going to be 100% perfectly nice. But no one else’s comments are perfect 100% of the time.

    • chismosa™ says:

      It’s be interesting to see what was going on tmz-wise during the Sur dinner/ Palm Springs. Not to excuse, but just see if it was anything really bad that could have thrown B over the edge

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        I bet there was nothing more to the dinner than what we saw as far as what Joyce and Michael said-Brandi doesn’t need much to send her to FU-ville. The dinner lasted about 2 hours but it took 1 hour for all the picky morons just to order their meal!!!

    • Powell says:

      So. Who wants(ed) to be a HW more? Carlton’s husband(I don’t know his name), Slade, Simon(I know you’re a friend to the blog Simon, Its been said during your NY yrs), Terry Dubrow, Elaine,?

    • austin1963 says:

      He has only been in attendance where other husbands have been in attendance (YoYo’s party, Lisa’s dinner where Ken was there). I don’t see him appearing in a lot of other scenes.

  17. Pghemtchick says:

    I wonder why Brandi and Tamara chose Sur. there are plenty of night clubs/restaurants in BH/west Hollywood, right? I mean the mean girl summit surely didnt have to happen at the same place the woman who banged your then hubby works, right?

    • VV™ says:

      I think this was a Bravo event as Jeff Lewis was there. I doubt he hangs with them.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        Tamra said it wasn’t a Bravo thing…..

        • VV™ says:

          Do you actually think Jeff Lewis hangs with Brandi and Tamra? I don’t. If not a Bravo event, then some sort of event. That was a odd group of people to just hang together.

    • T-Rex says:

      TrailerTrashTrampySue said it wasn’t a Bravo-induced event. However, I would say that it was a party thrown by a Bravo-employee, not a fully sanctioned event. NOTE, that TrailerTrashTrampySue and STFUBrandi were NOT on a VIP list either. From the looks of it they were just random partygoers, and were standing in line to enter the event just like random, regular folks.

    • BB says:

      So we would be talking about them.

  18. oops, forgot to mention….
    #TeamT-Rex all the way!

  19. Great job BB!! I will say it again, I am loving how I don’t have to yell at the TV when Joyce is on because she calls out the contradictions and aks/says the stuff that I have been waiting YEARS, YEARS I tell ya, for a HW, ANYYYYYYYYY HW to do/say!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! FINALLY a HW that doesn’t get a rash on her chest, or stutter or cry or not bring things up or not confront the person in their excuses or their crap!!!! And I will repeat what I said last night…..Brandi got read and couldn’t handle it and walked away crying like the true bad ass she is, NOT!!!! The old saying, “She can dish it out but she can’t take it” #germanhawtieishawt

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Bravo Pindy!

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Joyce is good-she gets it all out with out tripping over her words or telling people to F off…Brandi looked like a fool last night! She told Michael “bring it bitch” and when it was “brung” she cried like baby….#badassmyass

      • Pghemtchick says:

        The best past of “bring it bitch” was he said “Listen, Brandi, I’m not trying to take you down, but..” And she automatically went there. I think it was a translation issue with him kinda like I’m not trying to get on your case or kick you whole you are down, but it’s not cool what you’re doing to my wifey. It went straight to I’ll cut a bitch if you think you’re gonna make me look bad.

      • Nancy says:

        Exactly and English isn’t her first language!!!!!

    • chismosa™ says:

      I do think rashy Alex got her say, as ineloquent as it was – awwww 😦

      Joyce has her pageant training to be prepped to give answers. To be on the spot. She knew who these hooligans were before she signed on.
      PageantPrep101

    • Constance says:

      Here here!!!!

  20. HuskerHuny says:

    When watching the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I would think we would be seeing the rich, the famous, the fabulous homes, the swanky stores and restaurants, movie stars (current ones), fast cars, lavish vacations . . . you get it.

    Rich? Lisa and Yolo (by marriage). By that I mean semi-super rich.

    Famous? David Foster.

    Fabulous homes? Lisa’s and Yolo’s.

    Swanky stores and restaurants? Lisa’s.

    Movie stars (current)? Jamie Lee Curtis.

    Fast cars? Nothing.

    Lavish vacations? Lisa and Ken in south France.

    I don’t see Kim, Kyle, Brandi or Carlton on that list. This show might as well be Housewives of Des Moines or Omaha. Good cities, but not on a Beverly Hills level. I probably missed something above so please feel free to add your 2 cents.

    • Exit4 says:

      Well, I guess it depends in how you define rich! I remember last year during the Adrienne stuff there was so much criticism about her money situation. Because they only owned 2% of their casino (doing what Donald trump has been doing in AC for 30 years-selling off debt but keeping a piece of the pie with options) and selling their basketball team. You would have thought they were heading to the breadline! Borgata in AC makes roughly 50 million a month. In Atlantic City. Vegas does twice that because of the climate. Her brother runs the place still. They got 347 million for the basketball team. They’re fine. In fact they could live off interest investments for the rest if their lives, never touch the principle and make more money then all if us combined in a year! Lol!

      Carlton’s husband is rich. They own several businesses. Again-it’s what you call rich. If multimillionaire is rich then it fits! Their house is nothing to sneeze at! However, they do define the money can’t buy you class definition!

      Kim married a billionaire and gets something like 20,000 a month or so I read-I could live on that! Add the BH money plus I’m sure there’s residuals for her old acting work-not Beverly Hills stereotype rich, but better then most. But then again, Beverly Hills isn’t all massive wealth.

      Kyle and Mauricio, is argue are multimillionaires. There house may seem ordinary, bit I’m Beverly Hills it definitely cost in the million+ range. Kyle too with the acting, she probably collects residual type money and even though she’s no “star” she’s worked enough in her life to have a nice nest egg.

      Don’t forget Kim and Kyle are SAG-so they get great insurance and a pension to live off of later in life. Lisa may be as well….Mauricio makes decent money. If high 6 figures or close to a million a year (considering what he sells), with a cut if his business as a whole and the TV stuff. Again-depends on how you define rich, but id take it!

      Brandi probably does have the least. But for someone so poor she has a lot of Louboutins. They’re 700-800+ a pop! Sadly, she could have secured a good future for herself but is blowing it.

      Like I said above, Beverly Hills is more like the 90210 TV series then what people imagine Beverly Hills to be. It even has a “poor side”! The ostentatious wealth surely is there-but I suspect a lot if them probably wouldn’t participate in a show like this. And a lot of $$$ in CA is foreign.

      I don’t think the fine stores and best restaurants are going to let a reality show film there-they don’t need to. The thing about money too-it isn’t what you make necessarily, it’s how you invest. That’s how you stay rich!

      Anyway-that’s my rant! But hey if Omaha is good enough for warren Buffet-it’s good enough for anyone! Lol!

      • chismosa™ says:

        I loved all of this- thank you – how about Lisa and Ken??

        All this reminds me of a movie I love, “slums of Beverly Hills”

      • HuskerHuny says:

        I like to refer to Warren Buffet as Uncle Warren. Great assuming gentleman.

        I guess what I was trying to get at was the super, ultra, uber rich category as Beverly Hills represents. Having a $1+ million home and making a salary in the high six figures is pretty common even where I live. Not me, for sure, but I see people like that daily.

        I guess I might assume that people in that ultra category wouldn’t be caught dead on this show with those ladies. Same goes for New York.

        Just an observation.

        • Exit4 says:

          It’s pretty common here too. That’s why I said it depends on what ones defines rich as. I would love a show with all the uber rich ostentatious stuff too! On BH and in NY. But you’re right, those people don’t need the aggravation! When Maloof walked away (well refused to attend the reunion and got nixed for it) I always believed she did it because she doesn’t need the money or the aggravation. She didn’t care anymore-why go out getting attacked? On top of the ugly divorce and cray chef! Same with OC Lydia-except a people liked her!

          BH is the one show where it’s not about the money-it’s about the exposure. Taylor and Brandi being the exceptions. The other franchises are all about the money. Tell uncle warren I said hi! 🙂

        • Nancy says:

          I hope Vanderpump’s Rules doesn’t come back and hurt her.

        • Powell says:

          I wish WB was my real Uncle Warren. Not for his money but his advice and to work w/him. I’m pretty sure I could build my own wealth working w/him.

      • Powell says:

        Yup Exit I agree all you’ve listed are quite well off. $20,000 a mth for Kim is great but he is a billionaire and that seems low to me but maybe she got a lump sum in the beginning and plus the 20. I love Yo and Lisa’s homes and could live in them but I also could live in Kyle’s too. Her home is pretty nice too. Great backyard, great kitchen and I like the MB.

        • austin1963 says:

          We are very comfortable, but I would live in any of their homes. Well, I don’t think I’ve paid any attention to whatever house STFUBrandi is renting, but all the rest.

    • Powell says:

      Husker I LOL w/a snort at Housewives of Des Moines. 😛

    • We haven’t seen much of Joyce’s house this year, right? Wondering what that looks like. Carlton’s house is probably very expensive, but super creepy.

  21. Nancy says:

    Patrick Sharp (Lynn’s cousin) was just named to be on the
    2014 Canadian Olympic Hockey Team. 🙂 She would have been so proud.

    • Pghemtchick says:

      That’s awesome! Thank you for sharing that! My mind instantly flashed to the pic of him and her she used on twitter. She’s for sure smiling down today!

      • Nancy says:

        I loved that picture. I had no idea that Patrick was a Canadian. It will be
        fun to see him skate for Canada.

    • BB says:

      I don’t follow hockey, but I think he’s been having a good season.

      • Nancy says:

        He’s had a GREAT season. He even got a Hat Trick (3 goals/game) a few days ago.
        It’s interesting as Patrick plays for the Chicago Blackhawks but he’s going to be
        playing against the US in the Olympics. We forget that there are many Canadians
        playing for US teams. It really doesn’t matter as most of them are all friends off
        the ice but it still will be fun to watch.

        • chismosa™ says:

          That’s a problem in a LOT of sports – especially the league ones. They all disperse and play for their countries when it’s Olympics or World Cup or whatever time ….

    • Powell says:

      Wow. I didn’t know she has two hockey player cousins. Well congrats to Patrick Sharp but I hope Team USA beats the pants off them. 🙂

  22. VV™ says:

    BB, Was Lisa really whispering to her dog to bite Joyce’s ankle? I don’t recall.

  23. Nancy says:

    BB…Great blog as usual. 🙂

    • T-Rex says:

      Sending out healing vibes and good care to all of you that deal with depression on a regular basis. I have not had to deal with that, but have known and worked with someone that had this and it was so debilitating. She, like many of you, tried the myriad of drugs out there, but could never find the “correct” combination that worked for her. She was constantly changing doctors, and took to mixing and matching drugs herself, which is a HUGELY BAD idea. This was about 10 years ago, and I lost touch with her way back then as she left the company I worked for at the time, so I have no clue what happened to her, I hope that somehow she got the help she needed. I personally don’t believe that STFUBrandi is clinically depressed, she is someone who clearly has an alcohol problem, and needs to get her ass into rehab.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Well you can get clinically depressed due to a life changing event – and this depression does not have to be a permanent kind.

        I.e. Death in the family, illness, huge change in life – etc.

        But you seek help and get the right people to help you.

        But my first thing I always wish to people is good HEALTH so to you TRex, that is so so more important. (IMO) that’s our “cheers” in greek – to good health.
        The physical must be taken care of for one to concentrate on the mental and other things.

      • Nancy says:

        ITA. Alcohol is a depressant big time and yes I’ve done the Study sorry to say.
        I still deal with depression but it’s a lot better without the alcohol. I feel sorry
        for Brandi as I WAS Brandi years ago but she knows where to get help but
        chooses not to. Personally I don’t think she has that right as she has 2 little boys
        and they need a sane, healthy, drama free life.

        • Nancy says:

          I believe that Brandi’s first drug of choice is drama. The alcohol helps her achieve
          that. People like this will create it as
          that is their norm. They don’t feel comfortable when everything is ok. In her
          defense a drama free life can get a little boring but in the long run she would be
          so much happier.

  24. Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    Does anyone think Brandi realizes that she contradicted herself last night by saying she acts this way b/c she has so many terrible things going on and in the same breath says this is who I’am ?
    For someone to say that they have so many bad things happening she sure does seem like she had a pretty good 2013! A NYT best seller-a TV movie role-an actual part in an actual movie-a podcast and another book and a pretty nice stepp up in her living situation. I guess the dog running away and sharing custody of her kids with her ex is enough to erase all that good fortune? Boofriggenhoo Sista!!!
    Another thing I can’t deal with is Brandi saying she drinks when she is around these women b/c has to so she can deal with them. What if she had a real job and had to deal with co workers that didn’t love her antics? Would she get loaded every morning before work…she’s on my last nerve and so is Yolanda -just wanted to throw that in!!!

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Oh and one more thing: Brandi blew it this season by showing her hand too soon. If we didn’t know that she had a falling out with Lisa at this point-people would still be loving her and maybe hating Joyce. I think Brandi coming out publicly against Lisa before we even started to watch was a huge mistake. Joyce isn’t 100% likable and a lot of people like her just b/c Brandi is on the outs. Things could have been different if Brandi wasn’t such a blabber mouth!!! She couldn’t wait to tell us all that her and Lisa had a falling out b/c she actually thought she would get sympathy from viewers…what a numbskull!!!

      • T-Rex says:

        EXACTLY! STFUBrandi took to twatter, because yet again she has diarrhea-of-the-twat, and just HAD to “plead” her case to the public that she had this HUGE falling out and that it WASN’T her fault, yadda, yadda, yadda. Apparently, MORONSTFUBrandi, should have at least waited until after Bravo started showing previews as Bravo took her to task and starting to show us from the “get-go” that STFUBrandi was going to get the “bitch-edit”

      • plainviewsue says:

        Jill, I do agree with you on that. But as someone who was a huge Brandi fan & justified a lot of her behavior last season, even I couldn’t have let this all go by.

        I like to be surprised when a new season begins. I’m glad the NY gals have been quiet.

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          Sue I see lots of fans saying they are over Brandi this season but I’m still curious as to how different it would be right now if we didn’t know about her and Lisa…Lisa hasn’t shown any dislike of Brandi on camera yet and I think Brandi would have been wise to let viewers see for themselves how it all happened. I think Brandi would still have lots of people defending her if they didn’t know that she “check mated” Lisa.

          • Nancy says:

            I saw Brandi’s jealousy towards Joyce right from the start and it wasn’t pretty.

          • T-Rex says:

            Well, she LOST this fan back when she started showing up Drunk and naked in public and brushing it off as “someone got me drunk”, then it was I get “drunk and naked on my own time”, I get “drunk and naked because my husband was a cheater”, etc. She started to get too sloppy and she was blaming paparzzi and others for this. In addition to her diarrhea-of-the-twat after last season was over, and even before she started twatting about this current season. Then she started twatting about the show, and to “pre-defend” her antics, and that put me fully OFF the wagon.

            • Powell says:

              But isn’t that really sad? Cuz she’s falling apart and Eddie is getting toys from LeAnn and he’s getting plenty of jobs and seeing his boys regularly. Eddie is walking around LA happy and Brandi is miserable. She’s not “you left me and I’m living good, right and looking fab”. I said LeAnn is winning, so is Eddie.

          • Amber...Real Wife says:

            I too was a Brandi fan for two seasons but towards the end when she turned tail and ran from Faye is when I noticed the pattern of running while crying victim. When Mauricio supposedly attacked her, after the Ad/Paul fight, I was still team Brandi and felt why did he come for her etc. Then I realized for whatever his reasons, financial gain or true altruism, he was stating the truth. You can’t lob hurtful things, expose sensitive family secrets even if they are or you believe they are true w/o consequences amd then just say oopsie. People were hurt even if we didn’t care for the victims and she compromised those children’s .

            Then when TMCFayeRancid went postal, Brandi who was the STFU queen went into the fetal position because Faye read her like it was fundamental. W/O raising her voice or the use of profanities she opened up a reading exhibiton on Brandi’s ass that had her running crying to the car. Bitch Puh-leeze. I realized that she loves to do battle on those she has dirt on but not those whose dirt is exposed or nonexistent and are wittier than the average whore.

            Now S3 she went up against Joyce thinking slam dunk and instead has been unmasked as a jealous, vindictive famewhore shrew, who can dish it but plays victim when the roles are reversed.

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              Amber-this is exactly why I never liked Brandi-she say she has balls…girl please!! She is a professional victim and has an excuse ready at every turn or surrounds herself with people who have excuses ready for her. Mauricio did not YELL at her last season just as Michael didn’t YELL at her this season-Brandi doesn’t like any man who doesn’t “WANT” her-they don’t and she hates it!!!

      • chismosa™ says:

        Excellent point Ashy and …..
        Blah blah blah blah Brandi. Shot yourself in the foot 👠

      • HuskerHuny says:

        I don’t really know if I like Joyce, but I for sure do not dislike her. She’s harmless enough. After defending Brandi last year against Adrienne, Faye, Taylor and Camille, I was fooled once and I won’t be fooled again.

        • Powell says:

          I don’t feel fooled because Fayke and Adrienne were horrible and some of it went to far, especially Fayke cuz she wasn’t around for any of it. She just went by Kim & Kyle’s words. Brandi was totally wrong for telling A & Ps secret.

      • Constance says:

        Brandi hasn’t changed , she has behaved exactly the same since she came on the show.

    • Exit4 says:

      Brandi is just self aware enough to know she acted like an ass and tried to head it off. Didn’t work!

    • Pghemtchick says:

      Annnnd she enlisted her friends to do the set ups. Remember Fanta girl (Adienne or whatever her name was from last night I believe she was the orange fanta girl) tweeting like how dare a man grab a woman and Brandi coming back slamming Ken.

    • Rebecca is tired of Brandi's lies, excuses, and absolute ignorance of the English language. says:

      It’s called Karma. The bitch is sending off negative vibes into the atmosphere and they are boomeranging back to her.

  25. Exit4 says:

    I think it was cartwheels above, I’m not sure, who mentioned that maybe a lot if this was reshot after the falling out. Meaning Lisa’s scenes. I don’t think so. I think that Lisa was going through what a lot if people go through-which is you have a friend who’s acting like a crazy person. You know they’re acting like a crazy person. You have a new person in your group you aren’t sure of yet….and your first loyalty is to the friend. But as time goes on and things happen you change your tune. And you start questioning. Then in the end your hindsight takes over. I think we are watching someone having their eyes opened-yet again-to who someone really is.

    • mrs peabody says:

      I agree. I also think at this point she was still buying Brandi’s I am a victim story and feeling really sorry for her. I think her eyes are starting to open and I think it was the sit down with Joyce that started them opening. Joyce called her out on what she was doing and how wrong it was and I think that is when she really started to rethink her friendship with Brandi. I have to wonder if the check mate conversation is totally different than what we think it is given how Bravo likes to edit things. I find it amazing that miss nose up in the air I am married to a king would even consider being associated with someone like Brandi. I understand she feels like Brandi is the only one who reached out to her but you just have to wonder why she doesn’t see having Brandi as a friend makes her look like an idiot. Maybe she’s not as smart as I thought her to be. Snobby as it might sound I would never associate with someone like Brandi, there is no way I would want my name associated with her and her bad behavior and especially is I had a husband on the level as the king. No way. I wouldn’t want people thinking I acted this way.

      • Powell says:

        I would never associate w/someone that just wants to hurt people to hurt people and when they are told they can’t do that they say they’re not changing.

  26. Pghemtchick says:

    Brandi’s blog is up.

    • Nancy says:

      Speechless.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Did you know she is involved in another LAWSUIT???? With her ex landlord? Well no wonder she is a raging druken nasty mouthed bitch!!! I mean who wouldn’t be! Joyce plays with her hair so much that it drove Brandi to the point of depression and hysteria!! How can Joyce be so damn insensitive to play with her hair when she know damn well that Brandi is a single mother with a lost dog? Joyce is a terrible woman b/c she walked in a charity runway show like a pageant Queen and didn’t get in,do her job and get out like Brandi and her super model friends did! And how dare Joyce and Michael use foul language in front of Brandi? Her virgin ears were practically bleeding!!! You know she was all alone at that dinner with no man by her side? She could get any man she wants but unlike Joyce and her long annoying hair Brandi refuses to settle for someone so ugly like Michael-he has nothing to offer a woman except a movie role! Oh and that Lisa!! What a shady bitch pretending not to know Joyce! Martin knows her and Mohammad knows her so of course Lisa must know her too right? Brandi has been up Lisa’s butt for 2 years-if Lisa knows Joyce-so does Brandi!!!! Brandi has managed to make me like her even less after reading her stupid blog…congratulations Brandi-you did the impossible!!!

      • Nancy says:

        Her line about Michael was a really low blow even for her.

      • HuskerHuny says:

        I love you Jill in that kind of platonic way; not the Brandi/Carlton way. By the way Brandi, take a look in the mirror at your hair. I can see where your jealousy is coming from as far as hair is concerned.

        It might come as a surprise to all of you, but the closest person to me in the entire world – my husband – doesn’t know everyone that I know and vice versa. How could that be? We’ve only been married 32 years!

        So happy to know that Brandi can have any man that she wants (according to her Bravo blog). The problem here is, where is the man who wants Brandi and all of her demons? I think if she is dating all of these men that she says she is, that maybe, just maybe, those men don’t want Brandi; they just want what she’s putting out. Just a thought.

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          HH…wanna share a “friendship kiss”????

        • T-Rex says:

          HH hugs back at ya! Mr T-rex and I share a Fbook account and he doesn’t even know all the friends on there, HA! Anywhoo, MORONSTFUBrandi in her misguided dreams can have any man she wants, for a night of maybe sex, but no one wants that mess for any long term meaningful relationship, just a piece of ass if anything. She wishes she could get any man, but let’s face it she had ManCandy for how many years, and all he did was screw other women the ENTIRE time they were together, the realtor dude she is with is NOT monogamous either.

      • mm in oc says:

        I’m telling you, Brandi is the new WackyJacky. She reads more into a situation than there really is, thus creating an alternative universe. 1+1=1000!!

        brandi is an embarrasment. They fact that she can’t own any of her mistakes and realize that she needs to start a new PR campaign shows she is either a complete idiot or emotionally stunted. Speeks volumes that even DimKim realized she needed to make amends the audience, but Brandi just keeps being Brandi = yuk!

    • mrs peabody says:

      Just read it, poor Brandi, that Joyce is so mean to her and it’s all started with Lisa and hairgate. I wonder if you sat her down and made her watch the show with you if she’d ever admit she is the one starting most of these fights. All she did in her blog was try to rewrite history.

  27. Nancy says:

    Brandi’s interview from a few months ago.
    http://www.people.com/people/videos/0,,20758859,00.html?obref=obnetwork

    • T-Rex says:

      WOW, thanks for posting this, and this totally justifies my “revisionist” comment regarding the MORONSTFUBrandi, she truly did not realize what Bravo was filming obviously, as she thought she was being all big and bad in that interview, and what we have seen from filming shows that MORONSTFUBrandi thought she was going to be “billy bad ass” but of course she couldn’t pull that off at all, because she is too stupid, too drunk, and just too much of an idiot.

      • HuskerHuny says:

        T-Rex – could you be any funnier when calling Brandi by name? When it’s me who should be making you laugh, you are pulling no punches here and I’m trying not to laugh too loud as to disrupt my co-workers. Can’t wait to see the next name you come up with!

  28. Amalfi says:

    Carlton sure tries pretty hard to show how much she encourages her girls to work hard around the house despite their privileges.

    LOL… it was so obvious those girls had never done anything like that at all. And all the chasing around with the sprinklers? Please. There was something so disingenuous about it all.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Hey Amalfi-how you doin’?
      I agree about Carlton-I feel like all her scenes are fake-nothing seems natural. Besides her bitter attitude…she’s naturally miserable!

    • Exit4 says:

      It was like-ok let’s “clean” and hey have so fun and chase the kids with the hose! And action!

    • I kept saying out loud, of course, where are the gloves, seriously, you are going to use bleach and not use gloves…..that is what I was saying!!! Also, she barely knew how to use the hose, she claims to be such a Hose Monster, yet she could barely manage that one! That is what I was saying, out loud, of course!!! AND who keeps their hose like that?? I mean they have things called hose reels….she can afford one!!!

  29. Amalfi says:

    Rule one of modeling – Soma skin toned non-lace underwear. I cannot believe Kyle lets these girls wear her dresses commando … unless she is letting them keep them afterwards. Not rushing to your store, Kyle.

  30. Amalfi says:

    And sorry Lisa, you didn’t exactly pronounce “chastise” the way Americans do – it took me a second to realize what you said. And i also know what it means and it has nothing to do with chastity. Your explanation was poor, and your hautiness was unbecoming. i still like you, but you need to work for it a little more.

  31. Amalfi says:

    Next week when Kim complains about Lisa missing one of Kim’s uber-rare events (graduation), I plan to laugh and laugh and laugh at the hypocrisy. .

    If you all can’t tell, I am just watching this now… all done. It was a little tamer, but they are all still so dumb. Why do I watch this mind numbing junk? Oh yeah… for this blog and to hang with you guys. 🙂

  32. iceNfire says:

    Hello – I see RHoBH completely different than most of you here and I think it’s all due to editing. In PS when Brandi was hell bent on getting everyone in the pool i’m sure she was targeting Kyle. Kyle has body image issures and has never been seeen on camera in a swinsuit. Remember Camielle’s pool party? Does anyone really believe Brandi and Kyle are friends? Things didn’t work out the way Brandi planned and she found herself at odds withh Joyce.
    Next is Yo’s Tenor Dinner and Carlton didn’t show up. I bet a nickel prodution didn’t want her there b/c Carlton is Team Brandi and Bravo wanted to take the story in a different direction. Then there was Lisa’s dinner at Sur again with no Carlton. Joyce got brave only with the support of her Gerber Baby sitting by her side. I agree with Ken, Gerber Baby should have stayed out of it. If Joyce can”t handle herself on her own she should be allowed to sink -imo

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Re: Carlton missing the dinner…I think you could be right.
      Re: your idea that Joyce only spoke up or as you said “got brave” because she had an ally. I think You are right on that one, too. I don’t think that’s so weird, because Brandi did the same thing.
      Brandi was brave to speak out because she, too, was surrounded by allies. When she was at Kyle’s store she was quiet as a little church mouse. She didn’t get brave until she had Yo, Lisa, Ken, Mohamed in her corner. does that mean Brandi is more brave than Joyce? I think they are equally brave as they both were brave to speak in the presence and comfort of their allies.

      • iceNfire says:

        Hi Lainey – All it really means is that I can’t stand Joyce! I just read her blog and idk why I even bothered knowing it would just make me mad. Joyce lost me when she was packing for PS and was holding a pretty dress up to herself and twirled in front of a mirror and the cameras. I fully expected her to start singing “I Feel Pretty”
        I do this as a joke for my husband, he laughs everytime 🙂

    • Amalfi says:

      Even Lisa didn’t agree with Ken that Michael should have stayed out of the Joyce/Brandi fight. I agree with Lisa. What kind of a husband would just watch his wife get attacked. Not Ken either according to Lisa.

      (That “don’t fight with a woman” thing was leftover from Ken getting mad at Mauricio for yelling at Brandi previous season, no doubt, but Lisa knows Ken and he would do the same thing for Lisa.)

  33. VV™ says:

    Brandi’s blog is up.

  34. VV™ says:

    I hope Bravo does major cleanup with RHOBH. Brandi, Yofo, Kim and Carlton need to go.

    Either that or give Lisa another spinoff.

  35. I just read Brandi’s blog and I have to say, shame on her! SHAME! I have suffered from depression and anxiety in my life. My daughter was diagnosed with autism 12 years ago. After the diagnosis, I went into a deep depression. I was devastated. So devastated that I could not see that the diagnosis did not change who my daughter was. It was simply a label and labels are only appropriate for canned goods (snap!). The depression/fog has come and gone over the years. When she was in 5th grade and we were beginning the process of transitioning into middle school, it hit again and I began having debilitating anxiety. My daughter’s neurologist finally sat me down and said that until I made myself healthy, I was of no good to my daughter and I love my daughter enough to get well. If that meant taking medication, talking to a therapist, getting manicures (come on, my husband believes that one!) whatever I needed to do it was necessary! The rabbit hole calls from time to time and yes, sometimes I do fall back in. There is no shame. Sometimes the hole gets so big that I have no choice but to fall, but the point is I now do everything I can to get myself back out. Depression is serious and scary. It is all enveloping and removes you from reality. I know this firsthand, but I know now that I am stronger.
    Now, with that said, depression is not an excuse. Any more than autism is an excuse for my daughter to stuff her tote bag full of all the items at Bath and Body Works. Brandi behaves in a horrible way and then cries and claims she is depressed and everyone should give her a pass. Ok, maybe the first or second time (with an apology) but not week after week and not without an apology. I am glad that Lisa finally sees that she must hold Brandi accountable! And Yo is gonna need to do the same if she is a real friend…I realize she is gently trying, but I don’t think Brandi takes gentle hints! Brandi is deep in the rabbit hole with a bottle of booze and a bunch of enabling friends and that is not a good combo! Just my two cents….
    And perspective is a HUGE antidepressant for me! A few months ago I was starting to fall…not sure what brought it on, but I felt the fog coming. I had a conversation with a mom whose son is on my son’s team. This changed everything. I had always looked at this mom’s life with a bit of envy. I saw her kids always had really nice things and they always did stuff. The family went on elaborate vacations and bought their kids expensive gifts. I admit, I was having a visit with the green eyed monster. I also was irritated that my son constantly brought up what this other kid. In the conversation, this mom mentioned her son had an appointment with the pulmonologist. I asked, “Oh, does he have asthma?” Nope. He has cystic fibrosis. And his sister does, too. We talked for a while. It was so strange. We had a lot in common even though our kids had different issues. I realized how I was not alone and someone out there had it way harder than me and yet was getting up every day and dealing with life. Perspective has changed me and I am glad I have it. As for me, I will put on my big girl panties and get on with it! I have a feeling someone needs to get Brandi some big girl panties (or just a pair of panties)!

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Thank you for your perspective and honesty. I’m touched.

    • VV™ says:

      Thanks for sharing.

    • Nancy says:

      Thank-you for that. I wish you would post more often.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      You are awesome STORY!!! Great post-thanks for sharing so much with us about your kids and now about you-it’s nice to read about someone who has a firm grasp on reality!!

    • T-Rex says:

      Hugs LWA, you are such a hero for dealing with everything you are going through and doing so proudly. Again, I send out healing vibes to you all dealing with depression, while I have these medical issues right now, I know that depression is just as difficult for many folks out there, even with the meds and therapy, for some there are those dark places, that seem to creep in, and stay way too long. I heart you all, as many of you are the ones giving me my strength. I love that we here can help each other out every day as we snark along here.

    • Powell says:

      Story you’ve told us a bit about your daughter being autistic and what you go thru. Thks for continuing to share. I learn from you more and more. Thks for being you and sharing w/us. And no your daughter can’t stuff her backpack w/Bath & Bodyworks but at least she knows what she likes. 🙂 BIG hug to you.

      • I’m not saying she ever did “borrow” from Bath and Body Works, but if she “did” she only “borrowed” the crappy smells and not the good ones!
        Funny story, one time she walked in the house on a summer afternoon wearing her backpack. I was immediately suspicious. I grabbed the backpack and something told me to walk outside with it. the weight was odd and my instinct was “something is not right”. I unzipped the pack and sure as shit, there was a cat in that bag! I asked her where the cat came from. She said “Bella’s house” and I reminded her we did not own a cat (we did own a boxer who I knew was going into full panic mode from the smell of cat!). She again said the cat was from “Bella’s house”. I realized there was a girl in the cul-du-sac named Bella. So, I marched to their house with the backpack so that I could return the cat. They were not home. They weren’t home when she snuck in their side garage door and she “catnapped” their cat. So, I had my son stand guard in their driveway while I snuck into their house and returned their f-ing cat. Yes, I used my kid as my lookout. I have no shame! And, I didn’t blame her autism for this “catnapping” I blamed myself for not telling her specifically that you cannot go into people’s houses when they are home or not home and take their cat. We have since had that conversation and no more cats have been “catnapped”. Praise God!

        • Nancy says:

          That’s funny. After one of my surgeries my husband came in to see me and his
          backpack started moving so of course I’m thinking that I must be on some heavy
          drugs until our little Pug poked her head out of it. The nurses were cool with it
          thank God.

        • Powell says:

          OMG catnapped. Too funny.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Hi Story, thanks, thanks, thanks for sharing. Hugs to you dear Story. I read your story about the cat, too. Do you all laugh about it now?

    • plainviewsue says:

      Your story brought tears to my eyes. Thank you for sharing~

    • Rebecca is tired of Brandi's lies, excuses, and absolute ignorance of the English language. says:

      thestoryofuslivingwithautism,

      This is a huge share for us. Thank you. Now my question for you is – did you ever lose empathy for others around you?

      I read Yolanda’s blog and she claims Joyce owes Brandi empathy for her situation (self-excusitory depression), but how could anyone say that Brandi has any, and I mean any small amount of empathy for anyone else?

      • When I have fallen down the rabbit hole I close down. I take to the couch and could sleep for days. It is overwhelming and exhausting. I never lost empathy for others. I think Brandi is a selfish b!tch and believes the world should revolve around her and when it doesn’t she behaves like a toddler. Is she depressed? Probably. Does she try to deal with her issues like a responsible adult? Absolutely not. Is she medicating with booze. It would seem that way. Joyce has shown empathy and tried with Brandi and has been rejected several times. I think it is one of those situations where you fish or cut bait. Or, as my mom says, “Sh!t on me once, shame on you! Sh!t on me twice, shame on me!”

    • chismosa™ says:

      This was a lovely post. Thank you

  36. Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    • VV™ says:

      GET HER OFF THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • T-Rex says:

      Okay first she twatted that it was only a couple of shows that she had this bad behaviour, and for all of us to “keep watching”, you will see the “real truth(well her truth)”, weren’t we supposed to see what really happend, uhm, nope, we saw nadda, nothing, just your skanky ass, throwing shade and again watching your mouth write a check your sorry ass can’t cash(I love this phrase for he). Now she is throwing in the proverbial towel as she knows that this bitch-edit probably going to continue through the whole season and we are going to be the witnesses to this bad behaviour throughout the entire season, I see nothing redeemable in her future at least this season, and she has to know it at this poing. Personally, I betcha we see even worse from the MORONSTFUBrandi, than we have already seen. Wonder if they are going to address Tampon-gate at all.

      • Powell says:

        See. They don’t know what is going to air. So I go back to Brandi saying that knowing there’s no way to verify that Joyce acted in this horrible manner because Joyce didn’t do it and if she did that’s not where Bravo wants us to believe so they wouldn’t show it.

    • Powell says:

      I was watching Wendy a repeat epi 2 weeks before Christmas. She was talk about the rumor Porsha is being fired. She said she wants Phadera & Porsha to go. She said Porsha is boring and we don’t watch for that we want drama. Well we want some drama. We don’t mind if people disagree but we don’t want fighting, FUs, constant attacks on a cast member, blaming others for your bad behavior. Why do Bravo, some tv hosts, some mags think we want what Brandi is currently dishing out?

      • T-Rex says:

        Agreed, I cannot stand that someone says something intelligent and MORONSTFUBrandi counters with FU, and says it over and over and over again, she just says it louder like the person didn’t hear her, ENOUGH. We know this is going to continue this entire season as she was constantly saying the same thing in her Diarrhea-of-the-twats she was spewing to all of the “haters”.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          Oh my gosharrhea, the visual you just gave me. Ewwwwwwwww! One question is the string in? Or out?

        • Powell says:

          So she’s been living under a bridge then cuz “haters” as she calls viewers that don’t like her antics spoke so loud that JZ was fired.

  37. Mene Seela says:

    Hello All, the BH posts are so interesting! I’ve really go to start watching the show again.

    Speaking of shows I haven’t watched in a long long time, have any of you been keeping up with the firing of actor Michael Muhney from the daytime soap The Young & Restless?

    Apparently/allegedly he sexually harassed or groped a much younger co-star. There is a huge controversy about this because he is extremely popular.

    Here is one of the articles http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/young-restless-star-michael-muhney-fired-allegedly-groping-co-star-article-1.1566315

    I’ll post a link to a message board that is on fire about this. Quite interesting how viewers reacted.

    • Mene Seela says:

      Here is the message board link… many people (women) just want him back on the show – now! I’m rather surprised considering the reason he was let go.

      http://soaps.sheknows.com/youngandrestless/board/414561/page/1/

      • Powell says:

        They’re thinking about the character, not the actor. If it was their daughter they wouldn’t be to pleased w/him and would be ready to sue him, cbs and Y&R.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I’m up for a good groping.

    • Powell says:

      Yeah. It seems like it’s true. I really like him playing Adam. He is better than the first actor. But he deserves to be fired. I think she’s just 20. I’m sure she felt Y&R was a safe place to work. She should have punched his lights out.

    • Powell says:

      And there are only three other soaps. He can’t go to the Bold & the Beautiful. Also written by The Bells. Watching TMZ today apparently a new writer or producer worked on General Hospital. Speculation is that’s how Y&R got the actor that plays Dillon. Steve played Jason on GH for yrs. The new Adam could be from GH. So is he going to get a job on GH or The Days of Our Lives? Soaps are a dying biz so he walks around getting a big head because he’s popular? What have we been saying here? “Nobody got time for that.” There’s too many actors out here and they don’t have to pay them a lot to start out. So I don’t feel sorry for him. When you don’t think about how hard it is to get and keep a job then that’s on you.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Oh my god — I think steve from GH is who I loved — the blonde guy ? He used to be the “muscle” for that vanessa marcil’s man Sonny?

        Is that him !???? Yummmmm

      • lillybee says:

        The producer is Jill Phelps who adores Steve Burton. I think that she helped ruin GH. So many vetrans were either let go or backburned.

  38. Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

  39. VV™ says:

    HA HA HA HA HA
    HA HA HA HA HA

    Check out this video on YouTube:

  40. Cartwheels says:

    Is it possible that Brandi got really pissed off at Lisa because they not only have that little chat at her house but seemed to have gone for dinner at one of Lisa’s restaurants?

    Seems to me like that little conversation between Lisa and Joyce lasted a long time and maybe Brandi got wind of it?

    http://www.wetpaint.com/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/gallery/2013-06-28-housewife-joyce-giraud-spotted-filming

    Joyce has the same dress and the article says that it was the day after Kyle’s show.

    • T-Rex says:

      Joyce has stated that she and LisaV are in a good place now. I think LisaV stopped trying to corral the MORONSTFUBrandi and actually got to know Joyce a bit and realized she liked her. If you re-watch the show, really look at the scene where Joyce explains to LisaV that she has ONE and ONLY ONE acquaintance in common with MORONSTFUBrandi, she names the name and what was actually said, not what MORONSTFUBrandi had said. LisaV gets this “AHA” stunned moment, wherein she realizes that yes that “my truth”liar is caught yet again in another lie. I think she fully believed Joyce at that point, regarding what MORONSTFUBrandi said, and that she realized that hmmmm maybe MORONSTFUBrandi does lie!

  41. VV™ says:

    At the 2 minutes and 45 seconds mark, toucan see a very very young Lisa Vanderpump.

    • Powell says:

      I’ve seen this!!!! Let me see if I remember her.

    • Powell says:

      Aww. She was a little girl. I’ve only seen the movie maybe twice so I don’t remember her.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I keep looking for the toucan.

      • looneylucyfightingfortrex says:

        LOL! My ultra sensitive dog just walked in and quickly turned around and left the room at my outburst. Lainey, you slay me! Perfect timing. You need to get paid for this kinda stuff!

        • LaineyLainey says:

          Awwww! Poor doggie! I’m glad I gave you a chuckle. You pictured Toucan Sam, right? Me too!

          • looneylucy says:

            Honestly, no! I saw it as a typo and continued on. Never thought twice about it. That’s why your response sent me into a fit of laughter. lol. I don’t have the wit or timing to take a typo and turn it into a roflmao moment! You have a gift. Won’t you be my neighbor (in my best Mr. Rogers voice)? haha!

  42. putchka says:

    Hi everyone! Hope you’re all staying warm, I live in Florida now, transplanted New Yorker. The only thing I don’t miss about NY is the sometimes extreme winter weather. Snow, ice and driving in that mess.
    Depression? Yeah, I had it also. There are 2 kinds: Chronic & situational. Chronic (according to my Dr.) is something people are born with, situational is life sucks at the moment. Illness, death, a sick child, you know the kind of “life” experiences that everyone goes through on this journey. Some handle it, some can’t. I couldn’t. My empathy and sympathy to everyone who experiences this, it’s very debilitating. Luckily mine was (and is) situational, easier to treat so “they” say.

    On to snark. I’m re-watching those nitwits from SUR in Cabo. First of all, I hope that Stassi is first in line when I’m looking to smack someone. Scheanna shouldn’t wear horizontal stripes. I used to travel a lot, every hotel I ever stayed in the last 20 years has a mounted hairdryer (even Holiday Inn fa God’s sake). They’re staying at a luxury hotel? What a set-up. They think we’re yahoos.
    If I have to look at another freaking bikini wax on these shows… Even that stupid Blood Sweat & Heels had it on. Jeez, who is running these shows? 18 year old misogynists? Andy Cohen is an idiot.
    Anyway can’t watch anymore. Rant over. Stay warm loves!

  43. Nancy says:

    Dance Moms has become very disturbing IMHO.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Is it disturbing to you that I still like the show? And that sometimes my favorite adult in this show is…..Abby lee?

      • iceNfire says:

        ty for posting! I just checked my listing and a new show starts tonight on cbs. “Intelligence”

      • Nancy says:

        I don’t like that she takes her anger from the moms and directs it to the kids.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          What I don’t like is that those moms cry, fight, complain about Abby Lee but they are more ambitious for their daughters careers than their girls’ emotional well-being. Abby is 100% right they are all replaceable and all those moms and dancers know there are hundreds (at least) of ambitious kid/families waiting to take their place(s).

          • Nancy says:

            Exactly. I do blame the parents as much as I do Abby.
            Figure skating isn’t any better. 😦

            • LaineyLainey says:

              Yes, ugliness in both the moms and Abby. The kids are so cute, though. That one girl with the record…her voice is auto tuned beyond a true human voice. But she is a cute girl. Brooke. Brooke and Paige’s mom is my least favorite of the moms. She cries too much.

              • Nancy says:

                I like her. I think Abby is mean to her because she quit dancing to start a family.
                My favorite is Holly but her child isn’t a talented dancer and will never be IMHO.
                I can’t stand the fake blonde mother which is unfortunate as I love her daughter
                and believe that she has a future in ballet.

  44. Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    I love the whole Joyce is using Brandi for a story line crap.Brandi tried using her-Joyce is just smart enough to turn it around and make it all about her which drives Brandi to drink…more.
    And if we remember back to Brandi’s first season what was her story line? Ohhhh yeah that’s right the Dick sisters! They ATTACKED her on game night! Brandi milked a full season off of one damn night! And Brandi’s next season story line…oh right a BIG FAT STUPID LIE!!! She is in no position to talk about who is using who or what for a story line…it’s time for her to F OFF SHUT THE F UP AND GO F HERSELF!! She is getting played at her own game and instead of humbling herself and realizing her old tactics aren’t working she goes to the VICTIM routine…that ain’t working over here!!!

  45. TexasTart says:

    THE HOT MESS DREAM TEAM. Congratulations Kenya. I’m sure you will represent the HW in the worst possible way while trying to one up the high and mighty (LOL) Lindsey and Michelle…oh any of them, what a hot mess of egos.

    https://twitter.com/LegitamentNews/status/420690099152486400

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Oh my gaaaaaaa

    • TexasTart says:

      Oh my, this gets worse, hear is the whole list…too many former or allegedly current addicts….

      http://legitamentnews.tumblr.com/post/72594421630/celebrity-apprentice-2014-cast-k-michelle-kenya

      • looneylucy says:

        And a whole bunch of egos. I predict Holly Madison off first. I don’t know anything about the rappers, though.

    • Powell says:

      Oh lordy. She’d better hope she’s not on Gordon Ramsay and K Michelle’s team. GR Will tell her FU all day. Brandi doesn’t have anything on GR. And K Michelle will cut a bit*h as they say. This will be an interesting season. I can see GR, Luda, or Criss. Oh and if Scott gets drunk, which he hasn’t in a while, but if he does he’ll curse Kenya out too.

    • iceNfire says:

      Is this for real?? I hate all of them! I can’t wait!

    • Talk about a Crapfest…. Snooki?

    • plainviewsue says:

      No way is Lea Michele doing this. The others I can see.

    • lulu says:

      Oooooo!!!!!! What a hot mess!!!! Poor Gordon is going to lose his mind with this group!

    • chismosa™ says:

      If this is not a joke I can’t wait !!!!

      Lea Michele ??? Can’t stand her sanctimonious ass

      Love chris angel – he’s from ny and is greek like me ! and Kenya yay !

      Wait didn’t he date that playboy woman ?

    • chismosa™ says:

      Who the hell is K Michelle ?

      And is Monique the woman who doesn’t shave her legs? Heard she’s a bitc# IRL too.

      • Powell says:

        K Michelle is a rapper. I couldn’t tell you a song. She’s on VH1 Love and Hip Hop. She doesn’t play. She’ll curse people out like its a regular thing. She takes no prisoner when standing up for herself and her craft. She’s not like Brandi going after people for no reason. I don’t really know much about her but what I’ve seen on thr show. Apparently a.guy.in the hip hop world that she dated abused her, really beat her up but there’s been skepticism. Also I think a lot of music critics doubt her talent but apparently her new cd is very good. I think she’s gotten some nominations.

        • SoutheastVA says:

          K Michelle is not rapper. She’s a R&B single. She has a hot song out right now, “VSOP”, and just one a Soul Train award for new artist. She used to appear on Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. She’s a hot mess. I don’t like her. Sh likes to throw things and run. But, her new team has her rehabing her image so I’m sure she will try to be on her best behavior.

    • Pghemtchick says:

      I wonder about this list. Gordon has several shows this contracts with Fox, why would they let him goto their competition? They did let Graham Elliot goto Spie for a show, so maybe. I wonder if BBC has pull with NBC since Goedon has several contracts there as well.

    • Orson says:

      They must be saving Courtney Stodden for next season. Or they just couldn’t book her for this one.

  46. Cartwheels says:

    So I guess the gloves are finally off and according to Brandi’s blog Lisa had ordered a total freeze of Joyce, so I wonder if that is the reason why Lisa and Yolanda basically enabled Brandi horrible behavior on Palm Spring and the Fosters’s house. It also has me wondering if the nice request that I thought came from David when he asked Joyce to toast in Spanish was in reality an attempt to put Joyce on the spot.
    I wonder because if I as a host have requested one of my guest to give a toast in their native language I would be flabbergasted if any other guest disrespected him/her and scolded them for doing exactly what I asked her/him to do and would proceed to call to order which neither Yolanda or David did.

    It is curious because without saying so Kyle has hinted about Lisa being upset when Brandi just came due to her connections with Cedric, I wondered if Lisa ordered a freeze out of Brandi as well. Another interesting point is that after the subject of the freezing becomes somewhat worthy and Lisa feels like the viewers will side with her, then she switches teams and I always thought that this is what Kyle meant when she said that Lisa plays this game like chess and she is a Bobby Fisher. Is this what has made Kyle and Brandi bond? is this comparing notes what has brought them together?
    If it is true that Lisa ordered the freeze then Brandi probably thinks that she was acting according to her script and with full support of Lisa only to see now that Lisa was already making peace with Joyce and dining with her. I am not excusing at all Brandi’s despicable behavior but if there is any truth in what she is saying then I could understand why she felt betrayed by Lisa and how come they had a fall out.
    I wonder if Brandi will have the balls to reveal all this at the reunion , will it be edited out, will she dare to go against Lisa or will she focus on Joyce?
    Uhmmmmmm, many many questions.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Verrrrrrrrrrrrrry interesting!

      • Cartwheels says:

        I mean, you have to admit that there are a lot of similarities.
        Brandi was disliked due to her connections with Cedric and because they thought she had come ready to antagonize Lisa. According to plan all of them are sort of cold towards her (except Adrienne and Camille and we all know how that went) , then after game night when Brandi is isolated there comes Lisa as captain-save-a-ho and behind doors has a heart to heart with Brandi and they bond and end up best friends going to the Hawaii trip probably to the rest of her cast mates surprised. Kyle, Kim, Taylor and Pam followed the freeze out order and ended up like the mean girls and Lisa ended up like the wonderful lady who took the underdog under her wing. Excellent for Lisa but terrible for the other dummies.
        Now forward to this season, if it is true that Lisa wanted to freeze Joyce out (Brandi probably managed to convince Lisa that the hair incident was a clear intent of Joyce to get into battle with her) and Brandi was more than happy to oblige, no wonder why Brandi has been so blunt about her dislike for her, she thought she had carte blanche from Lisa and Yolanda was on her side of course, maybe that is why she got so upset that Lisa seemingly has made peace with Joyce and they went out for dinner the next day of their latest blow out.
        Maybe Brandi put the dots together and realized that the same strategy that Lisa used with her she now has used with Joyce which only means that Lisa intends to make Joyce her pet project for next season.
        Uhmmmmmm

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          This is all totally plausible but one thing sticks in my mind…Brandi is not that bright. She would have to connect a lot of dots but then again I find her to be a bit of a “player” so it could be done. She did say in that People interview that she felt free not being Lisa’s sidekick so that kind of makes me think that she thought she was making a move to capture the Queen and not working with the Queen. I see the similarities between the Cedric/Joyce thing but what’s Lisa’s advantage to freeze out Joyce? With Brandi she had a legit reason but there is no legit reason with Joyce that I can see. So what would her reasoning be to tell Brandi to freeze her out?
          I’m still very suspicious of the “strategizing” comment made by Brandi

          • Nancy says:

            That’s the question I have. Why would Lisa freeze out Joyce? To be honest
            she isn’t my cup of tea either but that doesn’t excuse anything. We will have to
            wait until they go on their trip to see what this is all about.

          • Cartwheels says:

            Freeze Joyce out to punish her for being friendly towards Kyle?
            Lets not forget that the way Lisa went on and on about putting the cheating allegations on the show was rather cruel and unnecessary. When someone gets on Lisa’s crosshairs I.e. Adrienne , Lisa leaves no stoned unturned to get revenge.
            Also if brandi had managed to convince Lisa that Joyce was lying about hairgate and painted Joyce as a trouble maker then I have no problem seeing how Lisa might have suggested it.
            Still seems rather odd to me that systematic way that the dream team went against Joyce. Brandi was the pilot but Yolanda, Lisa and Carlton seemed on board to me, almost like a concerted effort to bring it to her knees. That to me is the only possible explanation as to why Yolanda or Lisa were so blind to Brandi’s behavior and so focus on making excuses for her.
            Seems to me like taking Joyce down was definitely a plan put together by the dream team but somehow got out of hand and Lisa quickly change boats and that is why Yolanda and Lisa keep hinted at her disloyalty.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          Oh wowwwwwwwwww…..it’s too plausible.

        • Mel says:

          This theory makes no sense. IF Brandi was supposedly following the freeze out Joyce…than why the heck would she call Joyce to talk shit about Lisa??? Lisa probably had a convo with Brandi and advised her to just ignore Joyce if she had such an issue with her and avoid getting into verbal spat. Brandi is now twisting it to justify herself and manipulate that convo as she does with everything. Brandi has the maturity of a 10 year old….she thought because she doesn’t like Joyce that her clique would back her up 100 percent.

          • VV™ says:

            Brandi is VERY VERY manipulative. Just recently she twisted the apology for short notice from HRC into an apology for dropping her for the gig.
            #lier #manipulative

            • Katie (aka kats2) says:

              VERY VERY VERY (I added one) don’t forget the lawsuit that really was not about her at all, but killed Adrienne over. She manufactures a lot of BS no doubt about it.

          • Cartwheels says:

            I thought Brandi meant that the freeze order came after hairgate, not before

        • VV™ says:

          Kim’s daughters hang in the same circles as Brandi. I think the dislike by Kyle and Kim came from that angle.

          Lisa and Brandi became close after Hawaii. They hardly filmed together S2. That trip was towards the end of the season. Game Night was at the beginning.

          The only freezing on BH was Lisa on S2 when she was hardly invited to any event by the other ladies. Remember Taylor filmed receiving an award and inviting everybody but Lisa. She found on the phone via Kyle she was not invited.

          Before you know it Kyle will blame Lisa for having outed her sister Kim as an alcoholic on National TV.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            Taylor’s event is the only thing that I remember Lisa not being invited to. I also do not recall anyone trying to freeze Lisa out before the reunion-all the crap wight aylor making fun of Lisa at that tea was a set up to confront Taylor and her abuse story. She may have been told they were going to confront Lisa about something but that meeting to to confront Taylor.
            Kyle didn’t lash out at Ken-Ken lashed out at every person who has ever gone to therapy! She was defending Taylor’s decision to go. Ken acted foolish and I think he apologized for it. I do not recall Lisa ever being on the outs with anyone except AT&T he reunion and even then it wasn’t like she got bad-a Bobby fisher comment and a accusal of selling stories…I have seen much worse at other reunions!!

            • VV™ says:

              No he didn’t. Watch the scene again. He stated his position. Bravo made the scene more dramatic with their editing, music, close ups, and insert Talking Heads.
              Taylor and Kyle who were as tight as Brandi and Yofo are got all bent out of shape ……

              I’ll have fetch examples Lisa’s exclusions.

              • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                He should have apologized because he was being a stubborn ass-it’s his right to not believe in therapy but he was rude about it. Taylor and Kyle were friends- Tight as Brandi and Yolanda now and tight as Brandi and Lisa last season.
                I don’t remember Lisa ever being on the outs ever in any situation beside Taylor’s thing.

                • VV™ says:

                  To me he was stating his point of view. Taylor over reacted and Kyle was right there with her. We don’t know if he apologize or not. Ken is a gentleman and perhaps he did and Bravo chose to cut it for drama.
                  I saw the scene as an overreaction from Taylor.
                  Again, now we know these dinners last at least 2 hours to film. Back then we didn’t know the extent of Bravo manipulation.

          • Katie (aka kats2) says:

            I don’t see how this has anything to do with Kim and Kyle. I think that is a big stretch. Lisa made friends with pit-bull (Brandi) who is a very loyal and who has said she will hurt people who are against her friends. But watch out if you piss her off. Lisa is once again dealing with what it’s like to make friends with garbage who turn on you. And it looks like Lisa enjoyed Brandi’s antics as long as Brandi was lashing out at people Lisa didn’t care for but the tables have turned.

            • Cartwheels says:

              Absolutely.
              Brandi hasn’t changed one bit, she is the same classless, trashy, filthy mouth she was last season and a liar to booth. Lisa helped her get away with making up a lawsuit for goodness sake, so excuse me if I am not buying the sudden change of heart that Lisa had because she saw Brandi doing exactly what she been doing for two seasons.
              For two seasons Lisa has seen Brandi act the same way and suddenly now she is so horrified?, nope , not buying it.
              Lisa realized that Brandi was looking like a train wreck and that there was no amount of editing that could save her and quickly changed gears, she realized that joycevwas a formidable opponent and it would be best to have her inherent side and so she did.

            • VV™ says:

              Kim and Brandi had both mentioned multiple times on the show that Kim’s kids run in the same circles as Brandi does. So, if Kim and Kyle had any feedback of Brandi once she was cast, it had to come from Kim’s kids. I too don’t know why Kyle, Taylor and Dana were so cruel to Brandi on her first episode on RHOBH. However, that’s a big stretch to imply they were following Lisa’s orders.

              • Cartwheels says:

                That doesn’t make sense, Kim’s children are on their early twenties, Brandi was 40
                Plus I thought it was a fact because Lisa said it herself that Brandi was not welcomed due to her friendship with Cedric. Brandi herself after she had this meeting with Brandi completely distanced herself from Cedric and said she hardly knew him. Before that the story was that Cedric was her best gay friend for 17 years and her manny.

                • VV™ says:

                  They both said it. The age always puzzled me. Trust me it was mentioned on the show at least twice and I even think at a reunion. I didn’t make it up.
                  Brandi is very immature. So, who knows who she hangs with.

                  • Cartwheels says:

                    They might well know her but that is not how Brandi came to the show. Brandi campaigned to come to the show, pictures with Cedric brought her the attention she needed, production took note of her due to her alleged friendship with Cedric who had had a fall out with Lisa, they probably wanted to milk that story. So there comes Brandi as friend of he housewives.

                    • VV™ says:

                      Oh, no I didn’t say that’s how Brandi came on the show. I was wondering if the feedback from the kids was the reason that Brandi was treated poorly by Kim and Kyle.

              • Katie (aka kats2) says:

                Lisa has enjoyed every minute of Brandi lashing out at people Lisa didn’t like. This is just the facts we see Lisa laughing and egging her teammates on to hurt others. For example, the comment about Kyle “where there’s smoke there’s fire” conversation. The big stretch is blaming Kyle and Kim for any of this. This is all Lisa, Yo and Brandi’s twisted friendship/team crap that is backfiring on all of them.

                I didn’t suggest Lisa gave the orders but I know for a fact she enjoyed it up until the tables turned.

    • Where are you getting the freezing out comment? Is it this from Brandi’s blog? “Lisa asked me to act as if Joyce didn’t exist…” ?? Cuz I read it as what Lisa said before the dinner about not saying Joyce’s name…. interesting that it could mean what you said….

    • AZGirl says:

      This is really interesting considering Martin and Mohammed knew Joyce and Lisa claims she did not know her. Queen is manipulating the pawns. Kind of makes you wonder….. Yolanda has no stake in this dog fight from what we have seen.

      Think about it. Yolanda is playing as the intermediary. She is loyal to Brandi and not pissing off Lisa. Yolanda does bring up in her blog the fact that Joyce has brought many gifts to Lisa and all of them. Yolanda is portraying Joyce as a “Trojan Horse”. Joyce is going to surprise us all. We need to step back and wait.

      • Cartwheels says:

        Absolutely. If Lisa indeed recourse Joyce as her new pet project then it is obvious that is not a coincidence as is it Lisa’s MO

    • Rebecca is tired of Brandi's lies, excuses, and absolute ignorance of the English language. says:

      What total freeze are you talking about?

    • VV™ says:

      Are you implying that gave Lisa “orders” and Kyle, Kim, Taylor, Adrienne, Camille and PamDana obeyed her? I doubt it.

      The ladies were already going after Lisa even before Brandi made an appearance on the show in S2. Lisa was already given the spin off by then. Those ladies were plain jelous and would not have taken any order from Lisa. No way.

      If I recall correctly, Kyle and Taylor lashed out at Ken and Lisa on the first episode if S2. The next episode Taylor shows up with copies of rags magazines at Kyle’s house and Taylor accuses Lisa of selling info to the press.
      Adrienne eventually gets upset for I don’t remember what. Camille was to oust trying to rebuild her image. Kim was MIA.

      I seriously doubt it.

      • Rebecca is tired of Brandi's lies, excuses, and absolute ignorance of the English language. says:

        I agree. Just because some of us think of Lisa as the Queen, doesn’t mean any of them consider the queen and do her bidding. They are all jockeying for airtime.

      • Cartwheels says:

        Adrienne and Camille did not and that was the beginning of the end for both of them as far as their friendship with Lisa, wasn’t it?

        • VV™ says:

          Adriene’s issue with Lisa comes from Vodka. Lisa wanted and talked to Adrienne about placing her Villa Blanca Vidka at the Palms. Adrienne told Lisa that somebod at the Hotel called Lisa and Lisa never called back. I think, by then Adrienne had already thought about marketing her own Vodka and basically iced Lisa’s as it would be competition for her. IMO.

          Camille had one and one purpose only for S2, rebuild her image. I always though Camille was like Yofo. They feel they are richer and better than their cast mates. Camille wanted to be Queen of RHOBH.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            Camille did a great job repairing her image-I love her now and I didn’t like her at all season 1-she humbled herself and that makes a big difference…Brandi should take note and give it whirl!!!

            • VV™ says:

              Jill, I think Camille S1 is the true Camille. 😁

              • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                VV-I think so too but I will give her props for trying to turn it around! At least she tried something to repair her image and didn’t tell us all to STFU and F off ya know what I mean? I think she is phony as hell but she came off much better season 2!

          • kit9 says:

            It wasn’t Vodka Lisa wanted Adrienne to carry in her hotels, it was wine. I remember that scene well and I believe Adrienne’s version of the story-that she set up an appointment for Lisa to meet with Ad’s guy and Lisa didn’t call him back. Why do I believe her? Because two seconds before, Lisa was caught telling a big fat lie about never asking Adrienne for help. Adrienne is the one that had credibility on that issue, imo, not Lisa. As for Camille, she had a fight with Lisa that was never explained on camera.

      • Cartwheels says:

        Nobody was going after Lisa, Kyle and Lisa were as close as ever and Lisa didn’t film with Brandi at all except for the scene at Kylie’s charity event, there were several events before the trip to Hawaii and Lisa managed to never filmed with Brandi, Lisa only filmed with Brandi when Brandi was pretty much isolated after game night. Adrienne and Camille were the only ones talking to Brandi at that point but did they go to hawaii?Suddenly and according to her blog Lisa has a meeting with Brandi behind cameras and they solved their differences. Cedric was never mentioned by Brandi afterwards.
        Btw Lisa’s spin off was never confirmed until the end of season 2 and I doubt that anybody is jealous of that show, it is a train wreck and only highlights the fact that Lisa doesn’t have managerial skills or she would have already fired them all. Hardly a show to be jealous off.

        • VV™ says:

          Kyle’s was not very friendly to Brandi at Adrienne’s BBQ before Game Night.

          Game Night was Episode 6. Hawaii was Episode 17. Lisa started filming with Brandi at episode 17 and there were 20 Episodes on S2.

          The pre planing of the show was already in motion way before it was confirmed. Rumors were vampid.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            Kyle wasn’t friendly to Brandi because of the Cedric stuff-I feel this to be the truth. Plus Brandi acted like a complete moron even back then! I never understood her to be funny or a breath of fresh air or whatever she was being called back then-I thought she was just rude and crude and totally classless among a group of women that she didn’t know.

            • Cartwheels says:

              Kyle and Lisa both have said in different blogs that their hesitation with Brandi came from their belief that Brandi wanted to give Cedric a platform to talk about his grievances with Lisa.

            • VV™ says:

              Kyle was actually mean to Brandi on her first episode on BH. I mean downright mean. I don’t think this was due to Cedric. Simply ignoring her or being short could’ve done. There has to be more to it. She was immaturely mean to Brandi at the Lollypop fundraising. I’m not buying the she was doing it for Lisa.

          • kit9 says:

            Brandi was a complete a hole at that barbeque. She was rude and inappropriate in front of little kids and extremely rude to Dana, a woman she’d just met.

      • kit9 says:

        Kyle and Taylor did not lash out at Ken and Lisa in that ep. of S2. Ken lashed out at Kyle when Kyle simply explained that something he said offended Taylor. And, just because people have an issue with Lisa, doesn’t mean they are going after her. I’ve had many a disagreement and argument with friends and I’m not going after them or trying to bring them down. Lisa ain’t perfect. Not by a long shot. There are very possibly very legitimate reasons for these women to have issues with her. One thing to note, nearly every cast member, both original and present casts have had MAJOR issues with Lisa. Maybe it’s her, not them.

    • kit9 says:

      Yes, I found that comment about Lisa VERY interesting indeed! I can’t wait for the reunion. And, I’ve wondered the same thing about Lisa and when Brandi first came on. Lisa clearly likes working thru soldiers. That’s what I think that glare Brandi gave Lisa at dinner in PS was all about. Lisa had given directive of how to deal with Kyle(screw her hard)and Brandi wanted to explode when the same Lisa was scolding her for calling Kyle an arsehole. She was too drunk to hide her anger at Lisa. And, too drunk to remember not to talk strategy on camera.

  47. Nancy says:

    chismosa…bring a tissue with you when you watch Shahs. Happy tears though. 🙂
    I’m just talking about one scene though.

  48. Okay! In The movie “The Cave” Eddie Cibrian in the role of Tyler McCalister and the Producer was…. guess WHO? Michael OHOVEN!!!! Yep! Brandi’s beef with Joyce and Michael is they are friends with Eddie… It is in Wikipedia in both men “Films”… Michael BIO is amazing@–s!!!!

    • Nancy says:

      Very good Cusi. The plot thickens.

      • Haha! What plot? I read in one comment for Brandi in Bravo.com that Michael Ohoven (cutie pie encantador) was the producer in a movie where Eddie had a small part…

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          Joyce has said that she doesn’t know Leann and Eddie-of course people are saying it’s true that they know each other and Eddie and Leann sent Joyce to Beverly Hills just to go after Brandi…blah blah blah!!!!

          • chismosa™ says:

            Um I sent for you above to hear the Blah blah blah …. Glad to hear it finally. It’s been a while 👂👂👂👍

          • Pghemtchick says:

            There is a bit of truth to the rumor. Joyce has admitted to being at a charity event where LeAnn was emcee or something like that. So they were both at a function, so of course they must know each other. If by met they mean Joyce sat in her seat while Leann talked to the room via the podium (or vice versa) – sure. It’s not logical, but that’s their angle.

            • Cartwheels says:

              The event happened the same night of the Premiere of Siberia so Joyce was there the first part of the event and then left and Leann came to the event later on so they never crossed paths.

    • mrs peabody says:

      THAT’S IT!

      • Joyce was provoked, so she retaliate after the comment “They don’t speak highly of you”, before that Joyce was just the kind of Latin Women are… fun to be around, playful, talkative.. (annoying hair primping …. yeah, but not less than Kyle in the firsts Seasons).

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      Interesting find!

    • Cartwheels says:

      Joyce has clarified this already. Her husband produced the movie when Eddie was married to Brandi and Joyce was not on Michael’s life yet. Check date when the movie was produced and you can double check that Eddie was still married to Brandi

    • THAT MAKES SENSE! By God, you did it! You uncovered the clue! CONGRATS! 🙂 (I am headed to Wikipedia now…)

  49. I just saw the season preview again and I forgot that we still get to see Ken call Yofo “stupid” and we still have Kim telling Ken he is an old man and to shut up….and then there is the “don’t touch me” with Ken and Yofo….

    • You saw that on Bravo ‘s Page or channel?!? Hi! Pindy!!!!!

    • VV™ says:

      I thought he said something in the lines of “that’s so stupid” not “your stupid” Again, I can be wrong.

      • chismosa™ says:

        I think it’s a thing of saying “it’s stupid to think ———this”

        Brandi calling Hoyce stupid – to THINK that B said that about Lisa. Not Hoyce stupid herself. Cough, cough

        —-
        In same vain (vein?) of EVERY #lisaquip that is being shown to be a READ or put down.
        #bravo against Lisa

        ———-

        Bow to Lisa bit#hes. Get off it. 😏

        VV I need the BH producers’ twitter accounts and I’m going to go AT THEM with a made up account. Dumba$ses

        • VV™ says:

          I have names only. I think some have private Twitter. Let me collect a few names.

          • Pghemtchick says:

            Here are a few I either follow or tweet peep their timelines:

            Executive producer
            Alex Baskin- @abaskin31
            Producers:
            Larry Grimaldi- @larryggrimaldi
            Ken Schoech- @northboundent

            Larry is in Brandi’s court iirc they hang out.

  50. Hello my lovelies,
    I just wanted to tell you I had a heart attack a few weeks ago. (That’s one way to get everyone to tell me how young I am:) I had back pain right under my bra line the night before. With my back history, I thought I could work it off at the pool the next day. (I knew if I had a problem there I was in good hands & they had a defib machine) I taught my two classes & still didn’t feel right. So, I drove to the emergency room at a hospital less then a mile away. I told them I wanted to be checked for a heart attack. The Dr.asked my symptoms. When I told him, he said, “Well, those aren’t really heart attack symptoms.” I said, “For women they pretty much are!” Within 10 minutes, I had a massive heart attack. My RCA was 100% blocked & I had a stent. I’m lucky I’m such a witch and didn’t let him just pat me on my pretty little head & send me home. I could have died & killed others too.
    PLEASE KNOW YOUR BODY & HEART ATTACK SYMPTOMS FOR WOMEN. I, of course, thought if dear Lynn. So many good memories but such pain at her loss. I just want you all to be safe. Love to all! 

    • Preciosa amiga! You are back!!!!!! Hugs, besos Dame!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Wow, Dame! How did you know to go in?? I didn’t know that was a symptom. Under the Bra line in front or in your back. Was it just one side? Oh gosh, thank you for checking in.that is so freaky. how are you feeling now?

      • Hey Lainey! I’ve always heard women’s symptoms are different from the “traditional” symptoms. My pain was in my upper back, right where the bottom of the bra would be. By the time the full attack happened, it had wrapped in front like a vise. Women can present heart attack pain with even jaw pain or tooth ache. I’m fine now. The stent gave immediate relief. I’m just bit nervous:)

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Dame!!! Good for you knowing your business and not letting that doctor give you the brush off! How are you feeling now? OMG how scary!

      • Hi Jill! Doing fine. Just a bit nervous from time to time:) No more blockage. They’ve done a follow up cath to make sure nothing else is blocked.

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          Oh Thank God you knew what you knew Dame! You are brave to have made that drive to the ER! Thank you for sharing this with us!!

    • chismosa™ says:

      Oh my god good for you ! Prayers your way !

      I hate doctors ! Idiots. Be you OWN advocate !!!!

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      I’m so happy to hear you’re OK and you didn’t take no! Is there any way to determine there blockage happening prior to actually having a heart attack? Was the back pain different from your previous back pain anything else you noticed? Sorry if I’m asking too much but this is one of my biggest fears.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Id love to hear more too — I think my mother had a HA a few years ago but her IDIOT doctor at the time – couldn’t conclusively say. 😦

        The more we know.

        Aw Dame R 💜💜💜💜

      • Hey kats, that’s how I remember you:) The only way to determine a blockage is if you have some kind of lingering symptoms. Them you can have a stress test on a tread mill to get your heart rate up to 160 or by a chemical test to get the heart rate up. Since I had no previous symptoms, I hadn’t seen the doctor. It was different from my “normal” back pain. I can’t even describe it; I just knew it wasn’t my back. That’s why I wanted everyone to know. It was VERY scary! Know your body; do not take no; get to an emergency room and don’t worry about looking like a foolish woman!

        • chismosa™ says:

          Would it have done anything if you started chewing an aspirin at that moment ? Or not really ?

          • Not in my case since I had 100 percent blockage. They did give me nitroglycerin in the ER and morphine to thin my blood on the way to the OR. But I do take an aspirin a day now, with about 7 other pills! If you’re worried about this, talk to your doctor and talk to him/her about your history, tests, etc.

            • chismosa™ says:

              I think every woman is supposed to be on a low dose daily aspirin after a certain age.

              Id do a colonoscopy now if I could or a mammogram if I could. Anything detectable I’m all for! Like, to OCD levels.


              Thank you- I’m just happy you’re doing well. Be strong.

    • VV™ says:

      Dame!!! Great to hear from you.
      Thanks for sharing.
      Prayers your way.

    • Nancy says:

      Dame…My God. What did the ER doc say to you after the fact?
      What were your symptoms if I may ask?

      • Katie (aka kats2) says:

        Nancy if memory serves you’re the resident Dr in da house. Are there any tests women can request that would tell in advance if there is any blockage?

        • Nancy says:

          Cardiac enzymes are excellent these days, showing up very early in the course of damage to the heart. Researchers are also working on things that may be able to forecast them earlier. When a patient comes in complaining of a heart attack
          their EKG can look normal as the heart tissue hasn’t died yet so you have to take a
          really good history before sending them on their way. I agree that male doctors
          do not take women’s symptoms as seriously as they do for men and it really pisses
          me off. I’m sure my husband would disagree with that though.

      • Dame Rhetorica says:

        Hi Nancy, I hope you and George are doing well. After the nurse yelled for him, the team swarmed me; I had about 6 people sticking things in me:) Shortly after that, and this is the truth, he leaned down and got very close to my face and said, “You’re having a heart attack.” I was in so much pain, but I wanted so bad to slug that smug face! The further away the incident, the madder I get!!!!

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          Dame you should have grabbed by his shirt and said “NO SH*T “….what a jerk!!!

        • Nancy says:

          This makes me really angry and I wish you had slapped him. Doctors do not take
          women seriously at times. You might want to talk to the Head of the ER.
          I am so glad you are ok as I think of you often. Any chance you’d come back to us?
          Besides a heart attack you could have had a tear in the aorta so either way he
          should have taken you more seriously. Grrrrr I hope your back is doing ok.
          What about the rest of you?

          • I really am thinking of sending a letter. I planned to be back to watch RHBH with you, but got side tracked:) I’m all fine. I’ve had a second catch, three MRIs on all three levels of the back, sonogram of liver, kidney, gall bladder, and full blood panel. All doctors worked together make sure the back pain was only heart. My frame of mind is better now too. I sorta got depressed there for a while. But, you didn’t answer my question, how are you and George doing and how are your feeling:

            • Nancy says:

              You are so sweet. We are doing fine thank-you. I’m going to get worked up
              myself as my heart is enlarging which is leaving me short of breath. They may
              have to open me up to remove the pacemaker that is already there but I’m not
              too crazy about that plan needless to say. Hopefully we will be getting another
              Pug soon. 🙂 That’s great that you are coming back. Great news.

              • Nancy says:

                You are coming back right? I miss read your post. 😦 NY starts soon thought.

              • I hope you do the work up soon; it sounds like your shortness of breath is getting worse. I’ll check in to keep an eye on you. Another Pug! No one can replace Emily, but it can fill the ache. My Jackson is name for Jessie and Sebastian. We tried to put their two names together for him. Take care. I’ll talk to you soon. Keep everyone healthy on here!

            • Nancy says:

              I guess if their is a positive here is that you really got work-up so that should
              ease your mind. I would talk to the Head of the ER. He could have sent you
              home. Scary thought.

    • Rebecca is tired of Brandi's lies, excuses, and absolute ignorance of the English language. says:

      Wow Dame, you were SO RIGHT to trust your instincts! I’m sorry your doc was reactive instead of proactive. My 80-year-old mother had a quintuple bypass and I have been cutting down on my fat and salt ever since. (She had the great surgeon EVER.)

      Yes peeps – google both heart attack and stroke symptoms.

      Everybody gets a hug tonight!

    • OMG!!!!! I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE A WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((((((((((DAME)))))))))))

    • Pghemtchick says:

      (((((((Dame))))))))) so glad you are okay! Hope you are recovering well and kudos for sticking to your feelings there! I’m so glad to see you!

    • Hi Dame, Nice to see you.. Especially nice to see you considering everything. I’m happy you were able to whip that doc into shape and that you were in the right place at the right time.

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      (Big hug to you) Thank you for being so thoughtful and sharing some of the warning signs with us.

    • kit9 says:

      Thanks so much for sharing that! It is so important! Glad you are doing well.

    • OMG! So glad you knew better than the doctor and pushed! Glad you are back with us and hopefully getting well! XOXO!

  51. chismosa™ says:

    So ASHY —- I’m about to be RICH ……VERRRY RICH…..
    Cashing checks from Donald trump right !

    Take that ✋✋✋✋👋👋👋👋👊👊👊👊👊

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Bloop!! Whatchu doin’ with Trump checks? You gotta get on it for real first girl…when Trump gives the word I will TWIRL AND TWIRL for you…until then-don’t come for me!!!

      • chismosa™ says:

        Kenya knows how to run businesses.
        I’m going for her !!!

        this is a fantastic cast. How on earth did they get them ?
        No Lea Michele please

        Sympathy vote / support for her
        Sympathy vote / support for Scott Dickface

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          I’m not sure I believe this cast just yet-Trump usually doesn’t have these sort of leaks. If this is the cast I hope Gordon Ramsey goes complete ape sh*t on Kenya…IMAGINE?!?!
          I can’t see Lindsey doing this show-can you?

          • chismosa™ says:

            I can’t. LL is committed to her Oprah reality show.

            And snooki didn’t want “to do any more reality shows” ok beyotch

            Juicy juicy !!!! Hopefully Kenya will show her personality unlike dead faced Tre did when she was on. She was on Valium or something the entire time.
            Tre SUCKED on the apprentice and I love when people say she was so great. She was the Carlton and Cindy who of that season. !

            if ….. This is true.

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              Tre was not HW Tre…she was dull!!! Kenya will be a straight up loony!!

  52. Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    GG on WWHL…telling us how Jax from VanderPump rules is in the sack. Thanks for that GG but I really could have went the rest of my life without knowing….

  53. VV™ says:

    KIM ALERT KIM ALERT!

    I think she’s getting bombarded about the graduation party clip where she calls Lisa a Lier.

    I’m only bringing one Tweet. There are several.

  54. Just FYI… Hehe…

    Michael Ohoven Net Worth | Celebrity Net Worth

    http://www.celebritynetworth.com › Richest Businessmen › Producers‎
    Michael Ohoven net worth: Michael Ohoven is a German-American film producer who has a net worth of $50 million. Michael Ohoven is the founder

    Joyce has not just a handsome and a gentleman of a husband… He is also rich!

    • kit9 says:

      And, he’s literally a 25 weight loss from being full blown super hot. I’ve seen pics of trim Michael and oh boy! German awesomeness in all it’s glory.

    • chismosa™ says:

      He’s not German American. he’s German born. German – American implies his ancestry is German but he was born here

      Love Michael! Hate Hoysa

  55. I wish I could see interact in Housewives, Brandi and her gracious Heatherness from OC… I will pay to seeing that! She will see what is it to up one at every step of the way!

  56. Nancy says:

    Lainey…now he is sexy. He was just named to be on the Japanese team for Japan. 🙂

  57. TexasTart says:

  58. ladebra says:

    For Nancy!

  59. ladebra says:

    I didn’t listen yet, but NMD alluded to this on Sunday

  60. TexasTart says:

  61. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Ugghh. Monster headache. It’s 18 degrees this morning. Warming up a bit.
    Just saw on Twitter according to E! Online LuAnn will miss the 1st 3 epis of NY.

    • ladebra says:

      LuAnn was probably put shopping for hub-cap necklaces 😀

      Headaches are no bueno. Hope it gets better. Stay warm everyone.
      #team T-Rex

    • chismosa™ says:

      Yipeeeeeeee

      That was probably when she was negotiating coming back on or not.
      Barf

    • chismosa™ says:

      Excedrin all the way and yes I forgot !

      #TeamTRex 💗💗

  62. ladebra says:

    Woohoo

  63. ladebra says:

  64. AZGirl says:

    Good morning. Late to the party again.
    @Dame: Wow! So relieved that you are ok. How frightening. You really know your body.
    Tuesdays are my early 4 am rise and shine and then I crash at 8 p.m. I seem to miss everyone here. Especially during the winter months.

  65. NYC Mama says:

    I hope everyone is well and staying warm. I have been trying to stay away from the trainwreck that the Housewives franchises have become so haven’t been on here for a long time. The new housewife is a good friend of Brandi Glanville. there are no words. Like many others she lost me as well this year. The only one who I can tolerate watching for more than 5 minutes is Lisa and Ken. Stay warm!!

  66. jezzibel says:

    Ordering freeze outs on other HW…I’m going to call bullpoop on this…these are not military generals moving armies on a map…these are bored reality(debatable)celebs, playing idiotic high school games…giving orders on who talks to whom…bloody rubbish the lot of them.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      hi Jezzibel! Are you saying bullpoop because it’s not plausible or are you saying bullpoop because it is plausible, but it stinks? I think it could happen. I think the self proclaimed queen bees of these shows try to tell the others not to film with whomever is the persona non grata. Not saying that for sure 100% it happened here, but Jill Z tried that with Bethenny and it backfired on her. If it happened once,…it COULD happen again…?

      • jezzibel says:

        I just don’t think they are that smart or machiavellian, I think we are giving them too much credit for taking advantage of situations as they present themselves. I don’t think that Lisa issues marching orders from her rose garden to her minions to care out as she wages a shadow war against other housewives. I think that Lisa is better at manipulation a situation to her advantage than a few of the others, thats about it.

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