Shahs of Sunset – When is MJ Going to Release her Sex Tapes? by NMD
It’s been a while since Shahs has been on. We start off with MJ and Reza in a computer shop. MJ has run into a problem that most of us can relate to – she’s lost her sex-tapes somewhere on her hard drive. She hands over her i-book to a computer tech and nervously waits as he takes it into the “back room.” She suspects he’s copying the tapes – because she thinks she’s that hot and he’d want to watch them. Apparently she likes to reminisce about her youth and watch them when she’s feeling down. Luckily he is successful and recovers her hard drive. Phew.
Mike continues on his journey to cut ties with Reza on the business end of things, He meets with a few friends that offer him a position selling commercial real estate. He interviews that he’d like to be filthy rich.
Asa likes gold, so she buys some sort of gold bean bag poof for her diamond water party. She also tells the sales people that she’s planning a visit to Turkey, because she can’t go to Iran, but her relatives can leave Iran and see her in Turkey. I believe that’s going to be the cast trip this year.
MJ and Gigi’s sister Leila go househunting. MJ uses the time to badmouth GG and tell Leila that she’s blocked her from instagram and twitter. Leila doesn’t want to be in the middle – but since she’s getting more screen time than Lilly – and actual cast member of the show – so she listens.
Mike continues on his quest to train Jessica to be a perfect Persian wife by making her cook Persian food for his parents. His mom is actually pretty nice about it. Then Jessica leads them in prayer. Wow – and they still aren’t engaged. Mike’s parents basically tell him he should appreciate her or he’s a dumbass. When Jessica is in another room, he tells his parents that he went ring shopping but couldn’t afford the bling he thought belonged on his arm candy. Mom tells him he’s a dumbass and should buy a ring from his heart and not for the bling.
Gigi is a serial dater. On WWHL she was drooling about her one-nighters with Jax from Vanderpump Rules – a man who has slept with thousands. Is she delusional or what – thinking that it will lead to something. He’s a non-selfish lover with his man parts in proportion to his upper body in case any of you are wondering – Andy asked and she answered. Anyway – after breaking up with her boyfriend last episode, she’s out with Shayan – the guy she cheated on her boyfriend with. He’s just not that into her and is not looking for a relationship. She comes off as desperate – really desperate. Oh – now she’s actually saying she’s desperate in her talking head. This is too easy. Ugh. Violent and desperate – what a catch.
Asa is excited to give birth to her diamond water. She probably spent more on the party than she’ll earn on the water which is only available on-line. Who but ardent fans will buy it? It’s water – it needs to be on a store shelf. Plus it is really expensive. Have I mentioned that it is water? OMGosh – Lilly is going to the party. Her main goal is to avoid MJ. Didn’t they have their fight months ago? Reza is nervous about the party too because he’s mad at Mike. Gigi is heading to the party with her arm candy and she wants to throw him in MJ’s face. MJ is heading to the party with Leila as her plus on to piss Gigi off. Wow – looks like an exciting night for Asa. Because the product is water – Asa has made a signature drink – with water as one of the ingredienceces. She needs it to be goooood – because it’s made out of water.
Lilly shows up in a ball gown, and Reza comments that Lilly is only there to get her picture taken, and maybe she doesn’t really want to be his friend (who would). MJ interviews pretty much the same talking points. I wonder if they shared crib notes. Gigi calls her sister shady for coming to the party – Leila calls her a bitch. But to not be rude she introduces Leila to Shayan. Gigi is furious that MJ and Leila have become friends when she’s working on her relationship with Leila.
MJ and Reza gossip about Shayan when Gigi is standing right behind them. MJ throws shade at Shayan by asking how young he is, and if he’s still in school. Reza is giggling like a little girl. He interviews that he can’t wait to see Mike. What is going on – were they told to bring the drama or the show would be cancelled or something?
Mike and Jessica finally show up. Mike is DRUNK. Jessica tries to stop him from acting like a complete fool. He starts to shit-talk Reza from across the room. Everyone is mingling but Lilly, who is just standing around looking for someone to talk to. Gigi takes MJ out to confront her. Reza picks that moment to confront Mike about losing all of his marbles – I mean manners. As Gigi yells at MJ for her how she treated Shayan, Reza grabs the mike and smack talks Mike. Poor Jessica – she’s trying to diffuse things but the men are primed to have it out.
Mike is furious. They sit down and he lets Reza have it. He’s obviously heard that Reza has been smack talking him for the last few weeks. He says he’s not a pushover like MJ, and Reza screwed him over. Reza deflects, he pulls a Brandi and starts whining that Mike shouldn’t have interfered when he went BSC at the gay bar. Mike gets strangely sober as Reza goes nutso – and gives it back to him. Lost of f-bombs fly, marking the end of their friendship – for now – until they make up.
Mike won the “whose side are you on” poll on WWHL easily. He was a little out of control, but Reza is such a jerk, it was good to see someone finally stand up to him.
Oh wait – it’s not over. Now Gigi is the voice of reason and calming down Mike. Asa takes that moment to invite everyone to Turkey. Mike is so drunk, he slurs something about chicken. Then he gives a lame toast as Jessica apologizes. Jessica almost gets him out the door when Reza starts up with him again, and they start to smack talk each other. Reza does a talking head where he says he’s really worried about Mike and it hurts him to see a fried behaving like this. Yeah right. He lets us know that Mike isn’t working in real estate right now.