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Note:   This week we get the supreme privilege of blasting through random insane thoughts of “Real Housewife” wackadoos via their blogs. We’ll read accusations of systematic disrespect, gasps that someone insulted a religion while that person simultaneously insulted someone else’s religion, and such obvious delusions of grandeur that one can’t help but just sit, throw their head back, and laugh hysterically at the hypocritical craziness of it all.  I know many of you are tired of all of this – but I must confess, the epic proportion of the insane hilarity has me glued to my TV watching with disdain while rubbing my hands together in greedy blogger delight.

It has always interested me to read the housewives’ perspectives months after filming has ended and relationships have invariably gone through significant changes.  When they finally get to view the producers’ arbitrary condensed version from hours of filming plus the private talking head interviews – the housewife blogs are where their reactions run rampant.  New to this mix, is an obvious strategic timing of some people blogging after first seeing what others have blogged about the same episode.  It seems to me they are absolutely comparing notes in many cases when they target others in their blogs which is just so transparently juvenile.  So let’s just try not to go bat crap crazy ourselves, and instead just point and snark!

Brandi Glanville

In a vain attempt to explain “Handgate 2014™®©” Brandi Blogs, “I broke my hand on a Thursday. I had my friend who is a MMA fighter and boxer wrap it for me and was happy to go to Carlton’s party on Sunday. I did not go to the doctor for a few reasons. First, I barely had any time to — and second I didn’t have medical insurance at the time. I had been trying for the last year to get medical coverage, but had been turned down because of a pre-existing condition. I have two little boys to take care of and I didn’t want to waste my money on myself and have yet another reason to be turned down for insurance.”

Oh Brandi, accidents are unexpected (Hence the use of the word, “accident”) and are rarely convenient.  The excuse of not having time to deal with your arm is laughable – You had time to go out drinking with Lisa and Kyle AND go to Carlton’s party, no?  I bet Bravo would have loved to follow you to the hospital and get some great footage of you in pain.  Medical insurance is a huge issue – and can absolutely be tough to get if you have a pre-existing condition(s).

Although I may be in the minority, I absolutely believe you broke your hand.  It just doesn’t make sense otherwise:  1) You were minimizing it and it was everyone else who wanted to make a big deal about it; 2) Your castmates attest that they immediately knew you had broken it; and, 3) There was a lot of swelling – so much so that Lisa almost kidnapped you and took you to the hospital.   Breaking your dominant hand must be really painful and trying to live life without using must be a pain in the dupa.

That being said, it’s really hard to muster the kind of sympathy for you that we would have it for someone in your same situation but doesn’t have the financial resources that you have.  You’re judged harshly on this because while we only know portions of what you earn – Even that is way more than most of your viewers ($175,000 for this season for a few months of work plus whatever you made on your 1st book, any potential advance on your 2nd book, your various guest appearances, and perhaps your podcasts, etc.).  Earlier this very season, you had a talk with your mom about how well you were doing financially and that you wanted to share your wealth with her – Which was awesome!  You just can’t now play the “I’m too poor card” without appearing to be disingenuous.  It’s just really hard to feel sorry for you about this other than for the pain that comes from a broken hand… How much does Botox cost again?

Brandi blogs, “I now have medical insurance, and, yes, my hand did heal a little deformed. My best friend drove up from San Diego, thank goodness, because with my right hand broken I couldn’t really do my hair or makeup, and so I got a helping hand from my girls.”


I can’t even imagine how much anxiety a “deformed” hand is causing you since you had a complete meltdown over a mere wrinkle in your knuckle during a previous season’s photo shoot.

Brandi writes, “We all went over to Carlton’s for her very sexy party. I’ve never been to a party like that in town of Beverly Hills, but it was interesting and fun — and all about the company for me. Yolanda looked stunning and exuded elegance, without being stuffy like some of the other gals that refused to get in the pool. But to each their own!”


There wasn’t anything remotely “sexy” about that pool party. Riddle me this, why weren’t you and Yolanda relentlessly berating Carlton, obnoxiously ganging up on her while calling her names, and incessantly putting her down about not getting into the pool?  Carlton was after all, the hostess of the party – and it was her supreme duty to get into the pool herself so she could lead the way so others would also be comfortable in getting into the pool, no?  Oh, I get it – those rules only apply if you’re named “Joyce” or “Jacqueline”…

Brandi talks about how she thought it was a nice gesture that Kyle gave Carlton the necklace… And honestly, there was absolutely no hint of snark!  Brandi blogged that she got a better picture of Kim from watching how she relates to her fans during her segment.  She then talks about how she went to Yo’s house to paint even though her hand was “worse than ever.”  She said she actually debated on if she needed to take a cab to the ER… Gee, ya think?  But instead, since she tells us she is, “generally on time and not one to flake” but unfortunately she confides she was a little late on this occasion.  Poor, poor Brandi.  She tells us that her hand throbbed while she was painting… Well duh, yeah, painting is a brilliant thing to do with a broken hand, no?  She reconfirms to us that Kyle has never said anything about Carlton to her.  Yeah, Kyle is much smarter than to do that, I’d say.

In a shocking turn, Brandi actually gives Lisa a break as she blogs, “As far as Lisa canceling at the last minute, it isn’t cool but things do happen.”  This nice statement would have played better if you hadn’t just spent the last paragraph playing a martyr by telling us how wonderful you were for showing up with a broken hand.

Brandi blogs, “Our parents always tell us never to talk about politics or religion because those conversations never end well — and guess what they are very very right. I was joking about Carlton putting a spell on Kyle and then Joyce chimes in with an insult about Carlton’s religion and the whole “My beliefs are better then yours, and my God can kick Wiccans ass” fight starts. I personally believe that we are all entitled to our own beliefs and no ones God is better then any one else’s beliefs.”

After the hex talk, in your talking head you glibly said, “I think Carlton may have just put a spell or a hex on Joyce, fingers crossed!”  How is THAT not an affront to Carlton’s religion by your trivialization of it?  But since Carlton’s got the hots for you, I’m sure she will just laugh it off.

Carlton Gebbia

Carlton starts her blog by talking about her party and how she and her husband were really happy with how it turned out.  She was disappointed that we didn’t see the band play or one of her friends sing, but she mentions them by name in her blog.

Carlton  blogs, “As far as the uncomfortable hug with Joyce, seconds before that she was waiving both of her jazz hands 12″ from my face for me to notice her, because I wasn’t looking as she made her grand entrance. Sorry you didn’t get to see that either. Oh, Joyce wasn’t getting the attention she so desperately craves. And yes that’s exactly my reaction when some one manically waves their hands in my face and then has the desperate need to hug. It’s odd and uncomfortable.”

How dare Joyce?  She used “jazz hands!” Run for your lives!  Joyce didn’t make a grand entrance at all… Actually, she was very complimentary of you from what we saw on her way in… The fact that she sought out the host of the party when she got there to say “hello” was not only appropriate but if she hadn’t have done that, you would have found a way to criticize her for that, too.  In addition, you must not have gotten the memo about hugging… because as a “Real Housewife” there must be something in the contract that says you are required to hug each other each and every single time you see each other – even if you just saw each other earlier that afternoon.  It’s exhausting to watch.  You made a lemon face when you hugged Joyce and her husband.  It was very petty and immature of you.

Then Carlton actually has the nerve to blog, “The systematic disrespect from Kyle is extremely calculated, and if it isn’t obvious to some of you, why not take a look at her behavior. She’s always accused me of having preconceived ideas about her when I entered this lair, but this is a classic example of transference. Seems she was the one with the preconceived notions before I ever met her, then lying in her pathetic way asking “innocent” questions about my beliefs in Palm Desert in the pool, at my house for lunch, at my pool party to name a few. She may play the dumb, innocent victim with people, but I saw her for who she really is from day one. She exists in a make believe world and believes her own hype.”

Are you freakin’ kidding me?  You’re the one who had watched the previous seasons before coming on the show and knew way more about Kyle than she ever could have known about you.  How is this “a classic example of transference?”  I think you might have meant “projection” but that’s a whole nuther Oprah.

I almost choked to death when I read your words about Kyle’s, “Systematic Disrespect” of you.  Then you cite various events where this “systematic disrespect” took place… While it pains me to defend Kyle at this point, let’s just take a quick little looksee at them one by one, shall we?

The first situation you cite was, “In Palm Desert in the pool.”   While at the pool in Palm Desert, Kyle asked you about the tattoo of a pentagram on your foot and in your own blog for that week, you wrote, “Fan-f—ing-Tastic! Nothing like being put on the spot. I was surprised that Kyle seemed to notice the little one on my foot, which is of a pentagram. I am incredibly hesitant to talk to a couple of these girls about what I believe in. I’m certainly not seeking their approval, as they don’t need mine for their religious choices either — which is the obvious reason why one shouldn’t discuss religion or politics.”


You didn’t mention anything about feeling like Kyle was disrespecting you at all – You only said that you didn’t want to explain your faith to that group of people at that particular time – But you said all of this in your talking head interview and not to anyone who was actually asking the questions (which included Kyle, Yolanda, Lisa and Kim).   You say you want people to talk to you directly about things and not talk about you behind your back – and yet when they do talk to you directly – you crucify them.  And while we’re talking about crucifixion, aren’t you the one who has the tattoo of a cross with “F*** You” on it?  Who is being disrespectful – And it’s especially heinous because it involves a revered symbol of faith… Oooo Ooo Oooo… And it was in Palm Desert that Brandi wore that horrible bathing suit (The top had a replica of the image of “Our Lady of Guadalupe” on it) and you had a vulgar exchange with Brandi about it to which I wrote in my blog of the situation, “In my opinion, the only thing worse than wearing the actual bathing suit top itself, was the back and forth conversation between Brandi and Carlton about the positioning of the image when Brandi wears the bathing suit.  Carlton cavalierly made the comment, “Is she suckling?” when referring to said bathing suit top on Brandi’s breast.  I have no words…”  To me, this was yet another concrete example of your complete disrespect of someone else’s faith.

The next situation wherein you imply that Kyle somehow strategically disrespects you occurred was, “At my house for lunch.”  If you remember the situation, after seeing crosses all over your house and a Catholic confessional in your bar area, Kyle innocently asks if you were raised Catholic.  Your reaction in your talking head to her question was, “It has taken a lot of me to control myself – I don’t ever meet people for the first time and ask them what their religion is – I think it’s rude and inappropriate.”   You were the one who disrespected a first-time guest in your home by your melodramatic reaction to her getting-to-know you kind of questions. You looked at Kyle like she was an alien and was pulling information from out of thin air.

There was also a scene at that same lunch when you guys were standing outside and you were describing how all of the witch’s balls scattered around your backyard were there to trap negative energy.  Kyle asks, “Well, have you ever explored with witchcraft?”  Your dry response after a long, uncomfortable silence was, “Really?” In your talking head you said, “Kyle with her bloody dumb question… it’s bloody rude.”  Kyle quickly explains, “No, I mean like fun witchcraft.” Then in your talking head again, you say, “If you want to find out about me, get to know me… But don’t try to shock value me in front of people I don’t know.  I know how that s*** works, I’ve known girls like you.”   While I’m sure it’s true that Kyle and the entire cast were told before filming began that one of the new girls was Wiccan, or maybe they even used the term “witch”… It was obvious that this was going to be part of your storyline this season and perhaps Kyle was just being a good soldier in bringing up the subject.  I don’t know… but honestly and truly, I did not sense disrespect from her at all on this subject. No one else disrespected you either – at least not from the footage that we saw, at least not in my opinion.  There were some comments made about your creepy dolls… but ummm… They only have a creepy vibe because they’re housed in your Goth castle.  I think they might all be scared of you, to be honest.

And the last event you talk about was, “At my pool party.”  Kyle asked to see your new tattoo on the back of your neck – You know the one we were forced to watch you get in a previous episode.  Kyle asked if it was a Jewish star, and your response was, “Really, are you f***ng kidding me?”  In your talking head you say you know what the “Star of David”looks like and that you can’t mistake the two.  Well, Kyle, for whatever reason, wanted that clarification – It doesn’t seem probable that Kyle was disrespecting your faith because you know, she’s Jewish and all.  I ask the question, whose response demonstrated more disrespect than your own reaction?  It is just crazily hypocritical of you, Carlton, to jump to the conclusion that people are automatically disrespecting you whenever people ask questions about your faith – You’re the one with several tattoos emblazoned all over your body, religious symbols of various kinds in every corner of your house, and a son you actually named, “Cross.”  You kind of have to expect questions about your faith to come up, no?

Carlton blogs, “Let’s be very clear here: I reacted so sharply because for one moment I thought she had a genuine interest in my tattoo that I’d told NO ONE about or shown, but she just happened to know about it. And then she starts and lays her pathetic groundwork for a very clear and dangerous setup.”


So let me get this straight, you’re mad at Kyle for knowing that you had a new tattoo?  It’s somehow her fault she knew about it?  You’re the one who filmed getting it done with an entire production crew standing around watching you get it.  At the time Kyle asked to see your tattoo, you didn’t ask her how she knew you had a new one, did you?  No, of course not… It’s much more adult of you to whine about it in your blog all these months later.

Carlton inexplicably continues to whine, “First off converting as she did to a beautiful faith, she truly does Judaism an incredible disservice if she can’t tell the difference between our two symbols. My bikini strap was not covering up my large tattoo. The point is she’s known from day one what my religion is and consistently goads me. I may believe in love and light, but I will not be quiet when I’m being insulted either. Nothing that comes out of her mouth is honest or authentic.”

Why can’t you ever give someone the benefit of the doubt?  Instead you hastily judge Kyle as a being a “disservice” to Judaism, Captain Judgy McJudgerson!  Kyle explains herself later in her blogs, but it’s really hard to take you seriously, Carlton, when you are the quintessential example of the kind of behavior you’re hypocritically blasting others of doing.

Carlton blogs, “In my moment of possibilities I briefly thought the necklace was a memento of starting fresh. God knows I had been honest with her in the gym shop, but that didn’t pan out. Clearly she doesn’t like honesty. So yes, I graciously accepted this beautiful piece of jewelry hoping we could move forward. Cut to after she left early and I can’t explain the loo scene with Kyle, but I had more than two people come up to me saying that she and the other one were talking negatively about my home and my guests, plus I did have a dream, which I pay heed to. This is the way I live my life, and I make no apologies. I’m so done giving one more chance. Some people are just destined to dislike one another, and this one I can do without.”


What I saw on the screen was a peace offering being graciously and generously given to you from someone WHO HAD DONE NOTHING WRONG!  Only you could twist that kind gesture into being something that it wasn’t… Kyle’s most grievous sin at your pool party was that she and Mauricio wore matching red colored outfits.  I know they didn’t wear the exact same outfit – but the effect was just too cutesy for me.  Even though you had your “dream” days before the pool party (You said so at Yolanda’s the next day) you still accepted Kyle’s gift then bashed her for it the next day.  You say you’re done with giving people “one more chance.”  So are we, Carlton… So are we…

Carlton ends her blog by briefly discussing the day at Yo’s house, and she blogs, “As far as Jacqueline consistently challenging my religion, of course I’m going to react, but I must say I giggled when I watched her scene with Kim. It was so entertaining, and for someone who doesn’t believe, she sure gives me a lot of credit.”

Awww… How so very adult of you to call Joyce, “Jacqueline.”  Oh, I now get it – you were trying to be funny!  One of the central themes (Rede) of Wicca is to “harm none” – Which explains why you go out of your way not to harm anything – even a bee.  Carlton, it just seems odd to me that while you were so adamant about not causing harm to a bee… You have absolutely no problem whatsoever with hexing someone… What is up with that?  You might want to refresh yourself with the Wiccan’s “Threefold Law” wherein anything you send out into the universe (good or bad) comes back to you three times over…  Just sayin’…

Joyce Giraud de Ohoven

After her initial greeting, Joyce moves directly to Carlton’s pool party.  She tells us that she never knew Carlton had a problem with her until she saw her talking head interviews.  Joyce and her husband brought a nice bottle of champagne and greeted Carlton.  Joyce reacted to Carlton’s lemonface hug when she writes, “Carlton, on the other hand, wasn’t so welcoming and seeing the face she made when she said hello to me, I wish I would’ve politely declined her invitation.”

Ehhh… Carlton would have criticized you for declining her invitation – Heck, she dissed Kyle for leaving early.  I’m glad you attended because your presence just makes Carlton look pathetic.  Joyce then generously talks about the best part of the day was when Carlton’s friend sang.  But, in today’s example of, “I kid you not” Joyce also tells us the worst part of the day was when, “one of the strippers got stuck to the pole because it was so hot in the sun.”  So glad we didn’t see that… lol…(sorry…)… As an aside… can you imagine how hot that danged pole was in the blazing sun?  That must have been horrible for those pole dancers – that certainly wasn’t very well thought out!  Two words:  Hazard pay.  Joyce says nice things about Kim’s and Kyle’s segments before talking about the painting party at Yo’s house.

Joyce blogs, “When I arrived, Yolanda and I had a very nice chat for about 30 minutes. Then Carlton arrived a bit stressed out and decided to attack from the beginning. First she says I’m “labeling” Brandi because I asked if we should leave the wine in the house. I didn’t exactly want to hike Yolanda’s steps carrying the heavy bucket of ice if no one was drinking it.”


Yeah, if you drink it, you bring it…lol… Well, except that Brandi had a broken hand and all…

Joyce writes, “When we walked outside Carlton told me this confusing sentence: “I like you, but I didn’t want to like you, but I really like you!” WTF?!? I think Carlton needs to define herself and try to be true to herself. She claims I need attention, but I’m not the one desperately licking poles or trying so hard to showcase the very same things I criticize about others.”

No, you just flip your hair a lot.  You should be ashamed of yourself!

Joyce talks about Carlton’s paranoia that Kyle was talking about her behind her back, “As I clearly said to her: if she has a problem with Kyle she should talk to her about it. Unfortunately Carlton would not let go of the subject. The entire painting party became about her talking about Kyle. Then Brandi says that Kyle is scared that Carlton will put a spell on her. That’s when I said: “Spells only get to you if you believe in them.” I respect every religion and have friends that practice a lot of different religions, including witches. But I still haven’t met anyone as judgmental as Carlton. I think she literally uses her Wicca for shock value and wants everyone to believe and be intimidated by her witchcraft. Guess what? I am not scared of YOU! And YES!!! My GOD is so powerful that protects me against any negativity you throw my way.”

Giggles just a little…

Joyce blogs, “She basically threatens to “put a spell” saying: “Go home tonight and watch what happens.” I believe in life we create our own happiness; and the only bad energies that enter your world are the things you allow to come in. As I don’t believe in any of Carlton’s negativity, it doesn’t affect me.”

Well, to be fair… You also kind of challenged her to do it a little… Not sure that was the smartest thing you’ve ever done…

Joyce continues, “What was shocking was to see Brandi crossing fingers hoping the hex would work. Brandi. . .watch it! What you wish for others comes back to you double.”

Okay, so is that like a “Twofold Law” or something?  We can argue until the cows come home about how many times over something will come back on you…most major religions have a reciprocity law of some sort.  However, isn’t the “Golden Rule” to treat others like you want to be treated enough to suffice for this situation?  Joyce then describes how she told her husband what Carlton said to her.  Her husband believes in energy and in surrounding himself with positive people.  He told her he hated the fact that Carlton threatened to put a spell on her… and then he promptly got really sick.  Joyce thinks he probably was going to get sick anyway and she knows the power of suggestion is pretty strong.

Joyce blogs, “We have a wonderful friend who is a Rabbi. I just love him and his wife. The next day they came right away and blessed our home against any negativity.”

So does that mean that Carlton is gone?  Well, a girl can dream, right?

Kim Richards

After her greeting, Kim blogs, “The Hollywood Collectors Show was such a great day. I had so much fun. It is such a privilege for me to be able to connect with all of the people who have been supporters of my acting career since the beginning. They have watched me grow from a little girl to the person I am today. From Nanny and The Professor, Hello Larry, Escape to Witch Mountain, Tuff Turf, and now to RHOBH! Some of them feel as if they know me and being on a show like this has really given my fans a glimpse into what my life is really like.”

Who would have ever thought that the best part about an entire episode of RHOBH would be the segment that contained no other housewife but Kim?  Go figure…

Kim blogs, “It’s a really special feeling to know that after all these years people still respect me for what I am first and foremost — an actress. I feel so loved and I honestly can say I feel a love for them as well.”

It was really heartwarming to see Kim with her fans.  It’s easy to see how that type of fan adoration would be addictive for so many people.  Kim’s words probably made a whole lot of people feel really good about themselves that day.  Kim then tells us once again about the whole story about how Jimmy McNicol grabbed her dupa and that she’s been ribbed about it for the last 35 years.

Kim blogs, “Over the years I’ve had the most amazing gifts from my fans that come not only from their hearts but hold so much sentimental value. Like my turtle pin! This was her grandmother’s! Did you see how her mother cried when her daughter gave me the pin? It was so touching. Also, when the lady wanted me to hold Elias, the baby puppy. She’s been very sick with cancer and Elias has been with her the whole time and means the world to her. The fact that she wanted ME to hold him and to take a picture was really touching. It is moments like this that make me so grateful for my job. From real babies to puppies to turtle pins, and so many others. You have no idea some of the very strange requests I’ve gotten. But I have to say I absolutely love being a part of these experiences! As I have shared before when people say to me, “You don’t know what you’ve done for my life,” I say back “You don’t know what you’ve done for mine!” It’s such a special feeling that I am so grateful for. I have the best fans in the world.”

It must be really hard to navigate through the waters of fan adoration.  When do you accept gifts and when don’t you?  Where are the lines?  I really think it meant a lot to that fan to give Kim that heirloom turtle pin – and while at first thought I screamed, “Don’t take it!”… Perhaps that would have done more damage?  The fan might have taken the rejection of her gift really hard no matter how graciously Kim did it.  I hope Kim treasures that pin…  Kim seemed to be genuinely overwhelmed with gratefulness – and I don’t know about you, but I can’t get enough of seeing that kind of attitude!

Kim then talks about her sister’s segment on “Days of Our Lives” and that she thinks Kyle did a great job.  She and Kyle have been actresses all their lives and it made Kim want to get back to that type of work.  She briefly talks about the segment at Yo’s house and mentioned that Carlton doesn’t seem to click with her sister and Joyce.  She tells us that she met Joyce the very next day at Pilates Plus, and it’s there that Joyce told her about Carlton’s “spell.”

Kim blogs about what Joyce told her, “She said she told Carlton she doesn’t believe in spells and Carlton said just wait to go home tonight and see what happens.  When she got home her husband was really sick! To me it sounds like maybe Carlton did put a spell on Joyce and her husband. I don’t know much about Wicca but I do know if someone said something like that to me and then my husband got sick I would be spooked! I don’t have a problem with Carlton, nor do I want one. We have gotten along from the beginning and I would like to keep it that way. In fact, I was shocked to hear that she had said that because I had never seen that side of her. It did not seem like the Carlton I have known. In any case I try and stay in a very spiritual world over here. . .where we don’t case spells!”


Yes, it’s probably wise to stay on the witch’s good side.  And learn how to pole dance.

Kyle Richards

Kyle blogs, “When Carlton greeted Joyce and made that face behind her back, I really thought “OK, enough already!” It made me feel bad for Joyce. She comes to a party she’s invited to, with a smile on her face and the hostess acts disgusted to see her. Carlton’s rude comments and unprovoked attacks have grown old. She is a walking, talking contradiction. She preaches loving all Gods’ creatures, not liking drama, not being judgmental, always giving people the benefit of the doubt (clearly not with me), and not putting labels on someone… Then her actions are the exact opposite of what she is always preaching about.”

I’ve thought long and hard about this and I’ve concluded that Carlton doesn’t like you because you obviously must put too much garlic in your food.  I know garlic wards off vampires – but I’ve heard it will work on other evil spirits, too.  Hmmm…. I think the next trip ya’ll take should be to Gilroy, California – the garlic capital of the world.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilroy,_California

coexist-1_7aeaKyle blogs, “When I asked to see Carlton’s tattoo and she lifted up her hair, it was almost completely blocked by her bathing suit tie AND her microphone which is about 3 inches long and 2 inches wide. I could only see PART of the star. I, of course, know what a Star Of David looks like. I also know that she has pentagram tattoos and a cross that says “F— You.” When I saw the tip of the tattoo and asked if that was a Jewish star , I was thinking about the bumper sticker I often see that says “Coexist” and shows a moon, star, peace sign, Star of David, pentagram (on top of the “i”), and a cross (among other symbols — you can google it.).  I, in no way, shape or form would mean that as an insult when I AM Jewish. WHY does she think my asking if it was a Jewish star is offensive? What is offensive about a Star of David? Carlton, to this day, has never been able to answer that question.”


I’m telling you – it’s too much garlic.

Kyle writes, “When we were leaving and Carlton commented that she liked my necklace , I took it off and gave it to her as a friendly gesture. She thanked me and said “No, really. Thank you. It’s not just a gift. it’s more than that.” I thought that was very sweet thanked her for inviting us and left.”

But you see, she had this dream… No really… she really, really, really, really had this dream and even though all the other women told her you had never talked to them about Carlton – Dagnabit, she had this dream.  I think the best defense against a nonsensical offence is to buy more garlic.  Seriously… dab it behind your ears.

Kyle blogs, “In the next scenes at Yolanda’s painting party, she goes after me again! This time telling the girls that she had a dream and now thinks I’ve been talking bad about her. Then asks them if I have been and ALL three girls tell her that I have not!”

Well, let’s be fair… I am SURE, that you have spoken to others about Carlton.  Heck, I’ve spoken to others about Carlton and I don’t even know her personally.  I’m sure you and Kim have exchanged more than one “Escape to Witch Mountain” joke, etc.  That being said… this all would be really laughable if it wasn’t just so very sad.

Kyle blogs, “I’m not a psychologist, but it seems like she is projecting if you ask me. I am grateful Joyce told her flat out that I have not been speaking against her and also pointed out in her interview that it’s all in her mind. Carlton then goes onto say: “Who makes fun of someone’s religion?” I NEVER made fun of her religion. I would not make fun of ANY religion. I converted from Catholicism to Judaism. Who am I to judge? I have friends of all religions and respect each of their beliefs.”

Wait, you grew up Catholic?  So it’s especially laughable that Carlton is now using your question to her about if she had grown up Catholic as an example of you disrespecting her.

Kyle blogs, “It was fun for me to watch Kim at the autograph signing. I had to rewind and watch Kim with Jimmy McNichol 3 times! I have teased her FOREVER about that. It has been a running joke for years. Now he knows about it! Haha.”

I wonder how many dupas he squeezed in his younger years.

Kyle blogs, “Doing Days of Our lives was fun. I always am happy when working on the set. I think it reminds me of my childhood. Which, in spite of not being “normal” in any way , was a happy one. Having our RHOBH crew there filming THEM filming ME was interesting. THAT was a first! I actually had eight or nine pages to remember (that’s why I was a bit nervous) — but of course we can only see a little piece.”

It’s always interesting to me to see the bravolebrities acting in a role in a TV show.  A few weeks back I saw Heather Dubrow on a current episode of “Hawaii Five-O.”  Just yesterday, I saw Jenni Pulos in an old episode of “Monk.”  While I loved watching this particular segment, I gasped when I saw Marlena (Deidre Hall) from “Days of our Lives.”  I’ve only watched one soap opera in my entire life and that was for about 3 months – during the “strangler” episode arch back in the 80s.  One burning question I have is this… Who the heck is doing Deidre Hall’s plastic surgery because EVERYONE should be going there for their “interventions.”  Holy crap on a cracker… She looked just the same as she did 30 years ago…  No seriously… That’s just wrong on so many levels…lol!

Kyle blogs, “I loved seeing the flashback photo of my Mom Kathy. She was so beautiful and it made me happy to see her face. Amazing how all the women in my family look so much like her. She had strong genes!”

I was struck that you looked so much like your mom in that picture.  I’ve never thought that you and Kim particularly look like sisters too much… but you are a dead ringer of your mom.

Lisa Vanderpump

After Lisa’s greeting, she talks about Kim’s poignant autograph signing scene and then she starts to talk about Carlton’s“amusing” pool party.

Lisa blogs, “Normally gift bags are not from Hustler, but I love the fact that Carlton has the courage of her convictions and really doesn’t give a flying fig what others think.”

It cracked me up that when you guys were asking Carlton what was in the bags, her quick response was, “Nothing that would chip your tooth.”  This is the 2nd time this season that she has used this terminology in this type of context.  I shudder to think what kind of thing WOULD chip a tooth…

Lisa blogs, “Oh dear, here we go again. I am once more criticized for encouraging my “friend” to take her broken hand to hospital before the knuckle drops and it ends up deformed. I urged her girlfriend to take her as she was being so stubborn with me, but now it was up to her. Then viewing her calling me “motherf—er,” I get the point.”

Bad Lisa, bad Lisa!  How DARE you suggest that Brandi go to the doctor?  It’s just now dawning on you that Brandi has turned on you?  It must be quite shocking.  You haven’t been privy to all of Brandi’s talking head interviews that criticize you.  The thing is, Brandi doesn’t want you to mother her – she wants to be your equal.  Sadly for her, even in the unlikely event she is able to earn the kind of money that you have – she will never be your equal.

Lisa writes, “Regarding the Yolanda painting party, it was a bit of a fiasco. Yes, she was right when she said I didn’t tell her. I told the people that sent invitations for Yolanda. A car wasn’t sent for me. They were well aware that I had a meeting at city hall in order to obtain permits for my new venture. That is my reality, having to work all hours that God sends right now with little time, except at weekends to indulge in afternoon parties. I am trying to arrange my life so I soon will have the time to be a little more indulgent. I would never cancel at the last minute unless it was an emergency and it wasn’t… My text was to say that I was sorry I wasn’t there and hope they would have fun.”

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, how DARE you not go to Yo’s house when summoned?  Off with your head!  Lisa then talks about how she would have much rather been in a lemon grove painting than to be dealing with permits.  Lisa explains that she’s crazily busy in that she’s running 2 businesses and attempting to start another, filming 2 TV shows, etc. and rarely has time to do anything else.  We have Brandi in her talking head telling us that Lisa complained about how far Malibu was from them (It’s about 25 miles away but often takes well over an hour to get there)… The thing is, Lisa should have immediately texted Yo when she realized that she wasn’t going to the event.  It only takes 2 seconds to text…

Lisa blogs, “I support my charities and my business and occasionally step out for a good time. I haven’t known Yolanda that long, just vaguely before last season, but I had spent many, many weekends with her children and Mohamed so there was an immediate connection. It’s a shame to question that.”

Yeah, Yo takes it really personally when you don’t come to one of her functions.  I’m sure on one hand, Yo reasons that she ALWAYS goes to your side of the world for events… but after all… this IS “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” not “Real Housewives of Malibu.”

Lisa concludes, “I don’t think friendships should change because someone has pressures that can’t be avoided. Maybe if cameras had been following me in my pursuit of constructing this new restaurant some would have a better understanding. So there we have it once again I am in trouble!”

Oh Lisa, from your lips to Bravo’s ears… I would have loved to walk through that whole creative process with you.  It would be much better than watching this drivel.

Yolanda H. Foster

Yo greets us and tells us that she appreciates all the positive and negative comments.  I’m guessing she’s been receiving some heat recently… lol.  She bought a bathing suit specifically for Carlton’s Americana pool party and she was embarrassed that she stressed so much about finding the right one.

Yo writes, “For sure, this was the wildest pool party I have ever been to. It felt like a Cirque and Playboy cocktail. Definitely not something my brain would come up with, but that’s what makes everyone unique and authentic in their own way. David and Carlton are adorable and seem genuinely connected. They are enjoying their yearly bash together — so at the end of the day, that’s all that matters.”

Hey Yo, why didn’t you berate Carlton about not getting into the pool during her own pool party?  Isn’t that what a good hostess would do?  How come you didn’t mockingly teach her how to swim?  I bet you’re afraid she’d hex you!  Yo then talks about Kim’s segment a little and how Kim inspires others.  She tells us that she checked in on Brandi and her hurt hand several times – but Yo realizes Brandi’s an adult who doesn’t want to be smothered.

Yo blogs, “Even though Carlton did not look too excited to see Joyce and Kyle arrive at her party, it looked like she softened by the peace necklace she was given.”

Wrong – O!

Yo blogs, “I had also painted three little heart paintings for Joyce, Kim, and Kyle as an apology for my blunder with the name cards at my dinner party. I know Joyce appreciated the deserved acknowledgment of that action.”

Wonders if friendship bracelets are next…

Yo writes, “I hosted the painting/lunch because I thought it would be an intimate and meaningful way to bond with both old and new friends in this group. When the invitation went out, Kyle immediately responded that she had a meeting with the rabbi for her daughter’s bat mitzvah. But besides that I prepared food, etc. for six thinking everyone else was going to be there. I never heard from Kim, but I was much more sensitive to Lisa canceling five minutes before she was supposed to be at my house. It was hurtful because she supposedly is the closest to Gigi and I out of everyone in this group. If she truly had a business meeting should have called me the night before. Being a last minute thought on her mind showed her insensitivity, not only to me as a friend, but also a sign of disrespect to everyone else’s time who did make the effort to keep the commitment that had been on the calendar for three weeks. Everyone in this group has equally full business schedules that needed to be cleared — and small children at home on top of that. I am old fashioned and maybe too inflexible when it comes to my commitments, but I was raised that way and it has made me into who I am today.”


Whoa… wait… You NEVER heard from Kim… and yet you lambasted Lisa?  Your people just neglected to tell you that Lisa wasn’t coming… Yeah, Lisa should have immediately texted you.  But instead of just receiving Lisa’s late text, you opted to call her on camera to publically chastise her.  How very pleasant of you.  I have never sensed that Lisa is your bestie… Is that what you have thought?  I know she’s good friends with your ex (and Gigi by that connection) but I’ve never really gotten the sense that she’s especially close to you.  I’m trying to remember any segments that we’ve seen of just the two of you… and perhaps I’m hallucinating but I just can’t think of one other than a couple in Palm Desert.

Yo blogs, “I often wondered in the past 18 months while I was sick at home why Lisa (who calls me her good friend) only came to visit me once — but on the other hand never seemed to miss a star-studded event going on in our life. This incident only again confirmed my longtime suspicion that Lisa is an extremely strategic player and just another Hollywood friend to me. This absolutely does NOT make her a bad person or any less fabulous but it just puts her in a different compartment in my heart. I really gave her the benefit of the doubt because I wanted to believe that she was the friend she says she was but like my line goes: ‘Don’t tell me you are my friend, act like one.’”

Yo, it’s at least a 2 hour drive time (there and back) for anyone to come and visit you from the Beverly Hills area.  That being said, there are so many ways we can now technologically “be there” for someone – even if we can’t physically be there.  People can easily take 15 minutes out of their day to “Skype” with a hurting friend… but they too often don’t.  We are all too selfishly into our own little lives and stuff… It really takes some dedication and follow-through for us to reach out to others.  It’s all about priorities… and you are obviously not one of Lisa’s priorities.

I find your use of, “strategic player” when referring to Lisa very interesting.  Categorizing Lisa as “just another Hollywood friend” permanently slammed any hopes of a friendship with her.  I luv ya, Yo – but your judgy ways have got to change.  You are so enamored with Brandi because she came to visit you when you were sick – which is understandable.  While Brandi bothered to come to see you – she also is the one that arguably has the most discretionary time on her hands.  Well, except for Kim.  But Brandi also represents many reprehensible things to you and yet you are busy yelling at others for much less while sticking by Brandi.  Go figure.

So now we know that your tagline for the season was a dig at Lisa.  How kind.

Well, that’s it, Schmitt for the blogs this week.  Can’t wait for next week!  Happy trails!


About Veena (NMD)

Just a housewife ... who loves this place .... and loves to write ... You can reach me through this email: nomoredrama8@gmail.com. Lynn's Place is in tribute to Housewives blogger Lynn Hudson, who passed away in August of 2012.
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683 Responses to Let’s Go Seahawks plus Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast Blogs Blogged

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. I just walked in the door and my phone made me alert noise when I get my blog notification. 🙂 “Let’s go Seahawks” NMD? IDK but I hope It’s a fun game. 🙂 You all enjoy the rest of your weekend.

  2. Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

    Looks sideways at NMD… Whispers, “Omaha… Hurrry, Hurry” into her ear.

    • kit9 says:

      Guess who won NFL Player of the Year last night? GO BRONCOS!

      • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

        Smiles sweetly… Mr. Stars99 has been closely following Peyton’s career since he quarterbacked in Tennessee. I have huge respect for Peyton in how he conducts himself both on and off the field. It boggles the mind that he had his best year as a quarterback ever at 37 and after having neck surgery.

        Kit9 – I also wanted to let you know how much I enjoy reading your recap of Brandi’s podcasts… I’m so glad you do them because I feel absolutely no compunction to listen to them myself. Because of you, countless breakable objects have been saved from an unfortunate premature death… because surely if I did listen to her podcasts, things would have had to have been thrown.

        • kit9 says:

          Oh, thank you, I’m happy to take one for the team! 😉 Luckily, for my breakables, I’m not a thrower! I’m a screamer. lol.

          • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

            Yeah, truth be told I don’t think I’ve ever thrown anything in my life… but I wanted to sound like a badass, just like Carlton…lol… I have, however, in all honestly thrust a phone back into its receiver with gusto… lol

    • BB says:

      Old but funny. Peyton Manning’s been kidnapped! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vy3jQqrl5Y

  3. BB says:

    Thanks for slogging through the blogging, Starzy! I couldn’t do it. Go Superbowl Teams! I’ll probably be asleep right after it starts, but I hope you guys have fun watching.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Sure you could, BB… It’s fun! You just have to hold your nose to cut down on the stench… lol…

      • LaineyLainey says:

        I love the way you called them out on their double standards. I like Yo, but her immovable stance on rsvp’s don’t apply to her nor to Kim, apparently. Her hostess pool etiquette didn’t apply to Carlton! Only to Joyce…the list goes on and on. Also, she calls Lisa strategic, yet strategically phones her on camera to show the viewer how offended she is. But what aout Kim, who never even bothered to reply!!? good point.

        As for Kyle, I love the alleged garlic connection. I should be safe from witches and other evil as I consume garlic nearly everyday. Haha!! But my breath?? Ummm…nevermind!

        • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

          Hi LaineyLainey so nice we say it twice… I mean I know we all have double standards to some degree… but the level of this behavior just boggles my mind! And I don’t particularly think they’re aware they’re doing it… Perhaps watching themselves will be eye opening to them… who knows?

  4. TexasTart says:

    WooHoo Superbowl Sunday! In a TexasTart voice, NOT Vicki, alrighty 😉

    Thanks to NMD for the blog and best of luck for your home team Seahawks today, as I know a win would be most exciting for you!

    Thanks for Stars for helping us navigate through delusions of grandeur from the celebrated wackadoodles of Beverly Hills. 😆 I’m laughing already and only read the first paragraph!

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      You’re welcome, Tartsie… They are wackadoodles, aren’t they?

  5. VV™ says:

    Thanks Starzy!!!! 🌟✨💫
    Disecting the blogs with your humor is your specialty 🔬.

    I posted this before and I’ll post it again as Yolanda is lying.

    Yolanda’s Blog – April 1, 2013

    “Both Brandi and Lisa visited me many times and have shown me great support during these past, worst eight months of my life.”

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      oooOOoooo… VV… Great catch! I’m sure Brandi visited her more often than Lisa… but did we ever have the sense that Lisa and Yo were especially close? I always thought that Lisa was close to Mohammed… and Yo and Mo divorced back in 2000… So that’s a long time ago…no? I mean I think Lisa was congenial towards Yo and all… but I just never had the feeling they were besties… but again, I may be hallucinating. I’m trying to remember back to very first dinner at Yo’s house… I got the feeling it was everyone’s first visit to that house – Lisa included. Maybe she visited her at her previous home… I dunno, what do I know? lol…

      • ladebra says:

        I agree with you Starzy. I never got the feeling they were particularly close, just connected they Mohammed. And – I believe Yo absolutely said to Kim and Kyle “Lisa is not your friend” in the infamous airport/pillow gate scandal of the last reunion!

      • VV™ says:

        I totally agree with you on that – Yofo and Lisa were never close –
        I never got that impression from watching them interact at all.

  6. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

    Oh Starzy my love, I am so disagreeing with you on this week’s blogs.

    I grew up an athlete and injured every part of my body. When playing basketball, my hand got in the way of an errant throw of a team mate. It crushed my ring and pinkie fingers downward, and was so painful I almost passed out. While the hit was heard by everyone on the court, my 14 year old, still growing fingers, we’re not broken. I had two very sprained fingers that had to be splintered for two months.

    Now, I do believe Brandi’s hand was injured. Her ability to shake it the was she did wouldn’t be possible if it was broken. Her hands were inside boxing gloves, which do make a pop sound when they hit something. I don’t believe these housewives, which were all at least 10 feet away, actually heard a bone break inside a boxing glove.

    Her twitter feed is full of photos from the time period after this “break.” For a couple weeks she is shown wearing a wrap. Which is fine if your hand is sprained. It swells up tremendously as well.

    A broken bone takes a full year or more to heal. (I have broken a foot, a nose, and twice my right hip.) You don’t mess with broken bones. You go to the doctor no matter what. I don’t want to hear that she couldn’t afford to pay cash. She is driving a LR, paying for Botox, fillers, hair extensions, and a PERSONAL ASSISTANT. She’s also getting child support, lest not we forget. Don’t for a second think that a Bravo is giving her at least a quarter of a million bucks per season. Let’s not forget appearance fees and her bad behavior bible.

    She didn’t have insurance because partying and bad mouthing people was more important than looking for an HMO plan that would cover pre-existing conditions. She brags an awful lot about her prescription drug use that you need to get from a doctor. Her lexipro alone would cost more than an x-ray and a cast.

    Please look at all photos of her hand since the “break.” It’s not deformed. For anyone to claim her castmate’s concern for her health is a way to put her down, is just another way to assert herself as this cast’s Melissa Gorga- er victim. She’s so addicted to being the victim, she claims it everytime one of her adversaries (and more of them every day) speaks to her. The damsel in distress act was old a long time ago.

    • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:
    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Rebecca – I’m so sorry about all that pain you went through… Ouchie! And what a perfectly respectful way you told me you thought I was out of my freakin’ mind… lol.. I hear where you’re coming from… Whatever exact injury Brandi sustained… to me it was just crazy for her not to seek medical attention – and she’s now paying for it with a deformed hand. In fact, I had several paragraphs written wherein I went off on her for various reasons… but after reading the blog I felt i was so danged snarky at Carlton… that I needed to ease off a bit on Brandi for this week… lol… I need to keep my blogs from going to the dark side too much… lolol…

      • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

        Again, I believe she was painfully injured, but not all painful injuries are breaks. My worst injury was a torn Achilles’ tendon. This was on the soccer field in college, and my teammates thought I was shot. Now that’s a loud pop.

        • PJ says:

          Actually worse than a break. Takes longer to heal.

        • Pghemtchick says:

          I hear you here! Some of the most painful injuries are strains and sprains! Prior to shattering the foot, my most painful was a high ankle sprain that left me on crutches for 3 weeks with a purple ankle. No where near your Achilles snap (just thinking about that makes me shudder!).

          • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

            I was in college, studying to be a physical therapist so I had access to all kinds of treatment. My surgery was really short and I got to watch (so cool). ASU had a golf cart bring me to all my classes. I have a wee bit scar but otherwise it’s just a memory. Or maybe my old lady senility has erased it.

            • Pghemtchick says:

              Ah the plus of senility! 🙂 that was really awesome of them to help you around with the cart.

    • Pghemtchick says:

      I’m going to tag this on your comment since you mentioned the HMO that covers pre-existing.

      I’ve tried unsuccessfully to explain that the ACA was in place at this time. So really she can’t use the she couldn’t get it due to denial. Yes, she couldn’t get “X” named insurance; however there was an option. I found a summary that explains the PCIP roll out.

      “The ACA states that the PCIP program would be in place no later than 90 days after the legislation passed, which was March 23, 2010. Some programs began accepting applications from potential enrollees as early as July 1. All will be operational by late summer or early fall 2010 and are intended to operate through
      December 31, 2013. PCIP administrators will assist enrollees in the transition to exchange-based coverage that will begin on January 1, 2014.” (Full PDF with base $ and further explanations: http://mobile.commonwealthfund.org/~/media/Files/Publications/Issue%20Brief/2010/Oct/1445_Hall_PCIPs_and_the_ACA_ib_FINAL.pdf)

      This was one of the first roll outs of the ACA. If you look at the benefit breakdown, as I said my Pa monthy rate was 283 (I said 286 as an off the top of my head trying to remember). Brandi’s would have been anywhere from $117-$1,003 a month depending on age and location in state. The latter number would have been the higher age limit.

      So, my point was/is Brandi’s excuse of not being able to buy insurance based on the pre existing isn’t 100% accurate as this insurance was an option. Now, is it possible she didn’t have insurance-sure why not. I’ve never said she was a “liar” on this topic as I’ve been accused of. Now, on other topics-absofreakinglutely she’s twisted the truth into a self soothing lie.

      • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

        Any insurance broker could have helped her find “something” if she thought it was important to have insurance.

      • PJ says:

        Who accused you of lying?

        • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

          She said she was accused of calling Brandi a liar.

          • PJ says:

            Ok who accused her of calling Brandi a liar?

            • Pghemtchick says:

              The last time I typed this, you called me out as nothing I typed proved she’s a liar/lying. I replied to please show me where I was calling her a liar. It was a few blogs ago. I respect your opinion and position on Brandi as I’ve been there with Tamara. I wish my position of staring there were other alternatives at the time would have had such mutual respect instead of the assumption that I was implying she’s a liar being applied and branded to me. When I want to call someone out as lying I will and I’ll happily support it with my reasoning.
              Hopefully, this can move forward with mutual respect.

              • PJ says:

                No I didn’t. I looked at the link you provided and it says that in 2012 under 12,000 people in California were enrolled in that insurance. I asked why so few? A logical question given the number of people in this country in need of coverage. I said that what you were saying didn’t mean BRANDI was lying, and she has been repeatedly called a liar here, and there was and is a continuing discussion of her insurance issues, whether her hand was broken or not, and so on. I didn’t say YOU were the one calling her a liar. Mutual respect is great, it would be nice if the mutual respect was actually mutual.

                • Pghemtchick says:

                  As I asked you to pint out where I’ve called her a liar, I’d ask you to please point out where I have been disrespectful to you since you are implying that via you last comment.

                  • PJ says:

                    Ok I can be specific. I think you should have asked me if I meant that you were calling Brandi a liar, instead of just assuming that is what I meant and then mentioning it in your comment this morning as if it were an absolute.

                    • Pghemtchick says:

                      Okay. Sure. I’m goin g to comment on your Feb 1st reply. I never stated the ACA “automatically” kicked in in 2010. If you’d read the summary of the law and/or the PDF overview, you’ll see PCIP was established within 90 days of ACA being written into law. Had Brandi gone to an insurance agent in 2010, this would have been offered to her. Saying that the ACA covering preexisting conditions only this year is inaccurate as the very law established an extended roll out with certain dates. The temporary pool insurance (temporary from 2010-2013 actually March 31,2014) for ADULTs and children did exist and unlike the market place was successfully rolled out. As for the low numbers, it’s a pre existing condition insurance. Not having insurance or being able to afford insurance wouldn’t be a pre existing condition.

                      Anyways, sure I could have worded it different-but I chose not to as I felt you came at me so I asked a straight answer. If you feel me asking you a question after I felt you implied something is disrespectful, so be it. Glad I wasn’t truly disrespectful as I’d hate to see that response. So I’ll be employing the scroll on past your comments. Have a truly wonderful day. I have more imporant things to do than deal with petty Internet squabbles over syntax.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        I’m still in the mind frame of Brandi just throwing out the insurance thing for lack of an actual reason for not going to the doctor-she figured it would shut people up and people would feel sorry for her poor poor broke ass…

        • LaineyLainey says:

          She gets no sympathy from me. Why? Because she manages to pay for other things. Her priorities…the new cooch (granted she admits to using Eddie’s credit card) the Botox, the chemical peels, the many trips to the dermatologist. She always talks about how she is addicted to beauty products and beauty procedures. It works, she does look pretty. See, We all make our choices. Just as No one should feel sorry for me if I ever whine about not being at my ideal weight, because I choose to sit for hours in my sinkhole watching my housewives and hanging around with my Lynnfam (all require sitting…or so I say it requires sitting). Does anyone do it standing up? Not “it”…I mean the blog and t.v.

      • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

        Thanks for posting, Pghemtchick… I know some of my friends have had issues with getting affordable insurance here because of pre-existing conditions… but I think they were searching on their own and not using an insurance agent… but they ultimately got the insurance they needed. And they make no where near the kind of money that Brandi makes… lol = )

    • Powell says:

      Rebecca good point about the prescrips. Several of you keep pointing things out that shows insurance or no insurance she’s got the cash to see a doc and a doc is needed to get prescrips, that is if you’re getting them legally.

  7. Ladebra says:

    Love the blog Starzy. And thank you, I just can’t make it through them, and you are much more entertaining.

    Go Hawks 🙂 I think it’s time they win! Hoping everyone enjoys the day, and stays safe and warm.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Aww… thanks, Ladebra, my neighbor… May I just disregard the first sentence of your second paragraph? lolol… = )

  8. Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    Great job Starzy-as usual!! I don’t know how you manage to get funnier as the weeks go on but you do!!!

    I did something this morning that I never thought I could-I listened to Brandi’s podcast! I saw on twitter she said her guest talked about BH and had some great insight or something like that so I wanted to hear what was said: I think I figured out one of Brandi’s problems-/she thinks she is only interesting when she spills secret or when she’s being “so honest” or bringing up her past. She thinks that just being nice and fun isn’t enough so the other HWs who don’t show their “true selves” on the show aren’t being interesting -she says that Lisa filed for bankruptcy when she lived in the Valley years ago and doesn’t understand why Lisa wouldn’t share that with us….F-ING REALLY??? I m not watching BH to hear about Lisa filing for bankruptcy I’m watching cause Lisa is loaded with money and has a beautiful home with a closet to die for!! I think Lisa’s life right now is plenty interesting without going into her hard knock times-Brandi’s life right now is not-she needs to bring up her past -cheating ex husband etc.. To keep viewers interested and it pisses her off that Lisa can just show what’s she’s doing today and still have people love her.

    • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

      How many times has Donald Trump filed for bankruptcy?

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        Yeah-what’s the point in Brandi even bringing it up? To make Lisa more common and human in the eyes of the viewer? Viewers are fine with Lisa being exactly how she is I think-there are a few things that she does that annoy me but not talking about bankruptcy is not on the Lisa…and it wasn’t Brandi’s story to tell…but that never stopped her!!!!

        • gweema says:

          Her point in bringing it up is to try, once again, to have the viewers see Lisa as a fraud and liar. Businesses file bankruptcy all the time and it has no connection to the personal wealth level – as stated above, Trump files bankruptcy on his businesses all the time and the point is to get away from a business that is bleeding money. I would imagine that it would be public record, but I would be surprised if Ken and Lisa have ever experienced personal bankruptcy.

      • Pghemtchick says:

        Has he ever filed personal bankruptcy? I remember him filing corporate bankruptcy a few times. It’d be interesting if he did. I’m addicted to the Smithsonian channel atm. They have a show called “Mighty Planes”. On one episode they documented Trumps 757 getting detailed and nose cones being replaced. I don’t fly, but that plane is gorgeous. He paid $100,000,000 for it and it has to have over $50,000,000 in design inside. Lol. He’s got gold leaf all thru the bathroom and accents. They showed the detailed installing wifi and new carpeting. The pilot was impressive as well with the amount of time he had to dedicate to make sure the incoming airports had the means to accommodate the larger private plane. It was crazy. I mean who has a bedroom on a plane?!? Lol. It’s a good watch into that part of his lavish lifestyle.

        • Powell says:

          He’s never filed for personal bankruptcy. The other day on CNBW they were showing a repeat of a story they did on him. They had a clip of when Matt Lauer interviewed him on Today and Matt said to Donald “you filed for Bankruptcy for $$$millions” & Donald said “it wad $$$$ millions”, saying it was many more than Matt had said. He said it w/o shame. Soo many biz have filed for Bankruptcy and turned their biz around.

        • Exit4 says:

          He usually files for bankruptcy with his casinos. I see a lot of it because our shore house is near Atlantic city and the papers wrote about his stuff all the time. It has more to do with the gambling climate than anything else. It’s to cover the losses-he always has new investors coming in. It happens a lot in Atlantic city.

    • PJ says:

      Interesting you may be on to something.

    • Powell says:

      So the HWs should tell the viewers that they once filed for bankruptcy, house burnt down, crashed a car, been divorced, etc? How many successful biz people have filed for bankruptcy? That’s not really news unless Lisa filed during rhobh. Oy vey.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      The woman child is grasping at straws now… The most interesting Brandi is the Brandi who is with/talking about/trashing Lisa Van der Pump.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Aww… Jill, the REAL Jill… not that other fake one… What a supremely nice thing to say… Would you like me to send you some pepto cuz you listened to the podcast?

    • VV™ says:

      I’m more interested to know how Brandi found out. She was tipped. I think Camille Grammer (call me crazy) still trying to throw dirt at Lisa. Ever since S1. I know she’s gone through a lot… Maybe Kyle knew… I think Brandi is too lazy to research anything …

  9. VV™ says:

    I posted on previous blog bringing it here.

    The easily manipulated Kim and master manipulator Brandi.

    @KimRichards11: Had so much fun tonight!😍
    With My BFF👯 brandiglanville 💕& Friends! Dinner&Dancing!💃 Met the Nicest… http://t.co/RaV0yh0NOO

    #gettingreadyforreunion #makingsurekimstilljellyteam

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      The reunion is coming soon-Brandi said in her podcast that they will is next week-that means this coming week I think. Get ready for twitter battles and breakdowns!!!

      • VV™ says:

        Jill, I’ll be honest. It’s wearing me out. It really is. It’s not fun anymore. I’ll stick it to the end this season but just like with RHONJ ( I mentioned if Melissa and Joey were back, I’m not watching …and I’m not). The same with RHOBH, if Brandi is coming back, I’m not watching.
        Reunions should be time to remember the good times and bloopers of filming. Instead, I’m sure we’re going to get screaming matches and accusations … Tiresome …

        • BB says:

          I am totally with you VV. 😦

        • gweema says:

          I’m with you! This is no longer fun or interesting. Because of Brandi’s inability to tell anything truthfully it has me doubting every single thing I see on the show. I was already tired of Kyle and Kim, but when Brandi comes on for her bits (and moreso her interview segments) I find myself switching from passively watching to groaning in disgust.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Did u see the comments?? People warning her to get away from Brandi.

    • Brandi complains about Lisa caring too much in her talking heads, but tweets that Lisa only does that when the camera is rolling.

      My guess is that Lisa is far more diplomatic about her castmates when the camera is rolling, whereas Brandi has no filter – ever.

      In many ways Brandi is childlike in her reactions.

    • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

      So basically, Lisa ignored Brandi when she came to her house for sleepovers (not on camera), dinners at Sur and Villa Blanca (not on camera), and the ER visit (not on camera).

      Ok, yeah. I believe that.

      • I read Brandi’s comment a little differently – that Lisa only tells her to knock off her behavior when the cameras are rolling, but allows her to be herself when they aren’t –

        I don’t think even Brandi would dispute that Lisa was a good friend to her last year – then again – maybe Brandi would. Who knows – she is so off right now it’s hard to say.

        • VV™ says:

          Yolanda also says that Lisa mother’s Brandi. There is no mention of ON camera and OFF camera. So, that tells me Lisa did it all the time.

          Brandi is already building her case for reunion and is planting sees in viewers mind.

          • I think Brandi’s the only one that mentioned the on camera off camera angle.

            I can believe that Lisa would urge Brandi to stop drinking or watch her words when the camera was rolling – but not bother when it wasn’t – – – that’s how I’d behave with a friend that was out of control – help them make sure their behavior didn’t come back and bite them.

            • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              I can see Lisa doing that-and I can see Brandi not understanding that Lisa was trying to help her not look like a jackass on TV-Brandi doesn’t know from good advice-she thinks people are always “out to get her” or make her change when in reality Lisa seems to be really trying to get her through the season without her showing her ass!!!

        • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

          But is Brandi’s behavior different as well? Does she drink herself silly when alone with Lisa?

    • PJ says:

      Lisa is very smart.

  10. VV™ says:

    I am tempted to say the picture painting scenes at Yofo’s house was a filler and inserted out of sequence. I’d like to find the date when it was filmed.

  11. BB says:

    My hubs had a Law and Order marathon on tv right now (while reading the paper). The episode on right now is from 1997 and Jeanine Garafolo has a minor role (as some type of receptionist) and Lauren Graham has a role as Benjamin Bratt love interest. It’s fun seeing people in small roles before they made the big time. Well, Garafolo hit the big time for a little while at least. lol

    • Anne says:

      I like watching the old Law & Order episodes (and the spin-offs) for the same reason. I remember the one with Lauren Graham but missed or forgot about Jeanine Garafolo. You also see lots of stage actors with small roles. Denis O’Hare (better known as a stage actor before he was cast as Russell Edgington in True Blood) was on a couple different episodes. He also plays a judge on The Good Wife as a recurring character.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      A Law and Order marathon can suck me in for HOURS!! I always say to myself ” one more episode and then I have to get something done”…4 episodes later you can find me in the same spot!!!

      • HuskerHuny says:

        I LOVE Law and Order and I’m sitting on my couch watching each and every episode. 12 hours of it! And then I switch to Law and Order SVU during commercials. I’ve gone to L&O heaven.

        • LaineyLainey says:

          I just heard another line by Stabler: “not killing cockroaches is not a good defense for murder”. The writing is sometimes funny…ya gotta admit. The intros are sometimes funny, too…when they use featured extras to discover the body…heh, heh, I actually rewind and watch those funny scenes over and over…just to hear myself laugh. The actors are trying so hard..you know this could be their big break!!!! Reminiscent of “THESE pretzels are making me thirsty!” “these PRETZELS are making me thirsty!” LOL.

          • My daughter is an SVU addict and has a Tumblr dedicated to it. She made a gif that the NBC FB acct featured, got almost 24,000 likes and almost 500 shares. Our joke is about Stabler, “This time, it’s personal!” lol

            • LaineyLainey says:

              Cool! You, me and your kids could possibly all be related. #samehumor. Oh wait, you and your kids ARE related!! Ceh…leh….brate good times, c’mon!

            • chismosa™ says:

              I don’t like that stabler is gone. And they act like he wasn’t there. Like it’s ALL olivia.
              No. Stabler ruled. 😏😏

      • LaineyLainey says:

        Not standing up

    • Powell says:

      I like Jeanine. The only thing disappointing w/her is that she’s do pretty and doesn’t care about her appearance off camera. I hate seeing people not caring how they look. No one has to walk around like a model but at least don’t leave the house in clothes that look like you slept in them and comb your hair. Thats how Jeanine looks when she’s not working. Another one is Sara Silverman. She walks around in baseball caps and clothes that don’t look like they see an iron. That’s a pet peeve of mine.

    • mm in oc says:

      I’m a law and order fanatic. I love that you can find it on any one of seven channels any time of day. I do get upset when tnt showcases their crummy reality shows on Saturday morning instead of l&o. Wish they would bring the original platform back.

      Anyone watching helix on syfy?

    • chismosa™ says:

      I think that was a 2 parter!

      I’m a huge L&O fan too

  12. MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

    systematic disrespect…. When did Kiki Beensomeone pack up her jellybeans and gummibears and join the BH cast? Remember systematic bullying? 1000+ responses and it’s the night I found you all. I really do hope this is a one season thing for the witch. She needs to jump her boney ass back on her broom and fly the phuck away from our TV screens. I have never seen anyone go on and on about so much of nothing. Kyle, for all her faults on the show, has Never changed. So, if that dumb bitch witch has truly seen the shows, then she knew exactly what to expect from Kyle (and I hate the fact that boney assed bitch is making me defend Splitz Richards),

    Stars, I almost made it through the novellas this time. I got as far as the queen’s when she spewed “the courage of her convictions and really doesn’t give a flying fig what others think.” about the witch. Has this bitch been watching the show? Has she MET the witch? Or is what she does okay because she too is from the UK?

    Anyway, thank you Stars99, for muddling through this each week. I hope your brain doesn’t explode in the coming weeks 😉

    • Gimme my brain, MelTheHound! Haaha! I thought the same about the systematic bulling from Kiki in Season 3!

    • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

      I took it as Lisa was saying she wishes other people didn’t hurt her so much. Carlton isn’t going to change from who she is off or on camera. She praises Carlton without criticizing any behavior she thinks is wrong. See, she doesn’t fight with everyone.

    • Powell says:

      MTH I was watching yesterday and was thinking to myself that every city hires a “Cindy Who” & Carlton is it. Why did they pick her? She’s boring & only talks about sex or shows things about sex. I haven’t seen anything about her fab life. We’ve seen her house but nothing else.

      • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

        One can only hope 😀

      • ladebra says:

        I remember stories that Bravo was having trouble getting two BH ladies to film. That agents/publicists were telling people to run away if HW came calling. So maybe Carlton was not a choice but the least objectionable option. And won’t be back.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Interesting ……

          I said it before but if German 😍😍😍husband is smart – he’ll have his wife leave after one season.

          Run !

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      You’re welcome, Mel… Tis okay, my brain exploded long ago…I blame RHONJ’s reunion shows of 2012… lol

  13. Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    The weather decided to give the people at the stadium for the Super Bowl a break today-50 degrees is HOT compared to the Polar Vortex frigidness we have been subjected to!!!
    I really hate football-like seriously hate it-I would rather watch anything else! My husband loves football(he is out playing football right now). We turned our garage into a Mancave/bar for football viewing so I have not seen one game all season-thank The Lord for man caves!! I do love Super Bowl Sunday but strictly for the food-I love a party where there is food spread out all over the table and I get to eat all day long! Enjoy your football viewing today-I will be at the table eating and drinking and checking my numbers for the various pools I’m in-good luck to your Seahawks NMD!!!

  14. Happy Trails Starsy!!!!! Thank you for blogging the Blogs!!! I so enjoy your comments! Muach!

    Good Morning Everyone! GO SEAHAWKS!!!

  15. MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

    Oh, BTW, I think Kyle gave that necklace to the witch because it looked just like her.

  16. Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    I think that even if Carlton didn’t have the nakeds and the pole dancers her party would have still been a mess-it was a weird looking party-a tent here a couch over there-it looked a mess!

  17. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

    Holy shit. Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead this morning. They’re saying drug OD. Sad. Waste of brilliant talent.

  18. Nancy says:

    Once again great blog Stars99!! I agree with you in that Brandi fractured her hand. I have
    seen many in my days working in the ER.

    We have been following Peyton’s career as well and he’s a class act through and through.
    For his sake I hope this will be the last season for him as I cringe when anyone goes near
    his neck but I will him play terribly.

    Good luck to both teams and may the best one win. 🙂

    Go 49ers! lol

    • Nancy says:

      miss seeing him play

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Thanks, Nancy… I really enjoy watching Peyton play and would really miss him if he quit… but I hear ya about wincing when he gets tackled… By the by… The Olympics are here! The Olympics are here! The Olympics are here! Woo hooo!!!

  19. rabblerouser2010R says:

    “Yes, it’s probably wise to stay on the witch’s good side. And learn how to pole dance.”

    I really was LOL over this…and the references to garlic. Great Job Stars

  20. VV™ says:

    Just watched a clip if preview. The one with Kevin Lee, Lisa and Kyke at Villa Blanca. I noticed Kyle didn’t kiss Lisa as she came on the scene. Mohamed’s daughter’s wedfing is the same weekend as Ken/Mauricio Bday party. I’m debating two dates; I have MH daughter’s wedding on July 21 and K&M Bday on July 22. Not sure if they were the same night or not.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      They made it seem as if Yolanda was away for the wedding so maybe she traveled on the day of the b-day party.
      Kyle looked like she wanted to kiss Lisa but Lisa told her to sit down. Like it wasn’t necessary-which I agree with-the whole two side kissing thing is so over done on all HW shows!!

    • Powell says:

      I sawthat last night. Bravo did 1st looks of VPR, Heels, Shahs & that show w/all the friends. I can’t remember the title. But Carlton & Joyce go to lunch & Joyce tells Carlton Michael was so sick the night the ladies were at Yos. Carlton said she didn’t appreciate Joyce saying negative things about her religion. Joyce said she respects everyone’s religion and asks Carlton did she put a curse in Michael? Carlton said to Joyce don’t ever effing asks if she put a curse on someone. Like she would never do that. Well I’m confused cuz didn’t Carlton tell Joyce that day to watch out when she gets home after Joyce said you have to believe that a spell works for you to believe in them, or something to that effect? It sounded like Carlton was telling Joyce if something happens its cuz I put a curse on you. So why shouldn’t Joyce ask that question if that’s what she feels happened? Am I not understanding that right?

      • LaineyLainey says:

        You ARE understanding right. And none of it, ( Carlton’s reaction)makes any kind of sense.

    • iceNfire says:

      I wonder why there was no White Party to celebrate Morris’ and Fayekr’s B-day this year

      • Powell says:

        Yeah. Maybe the producers told Kyle enough w/the white party. To find another way to celebrate Mo’s BD.

        • iceNfire says:

          So the traditional white party to celebrate the B-days of Kyle’s husband and her close friend Faye who she considers a sister was a bunch of b.s./ hmm

    • I heard Kyle say, when Lisa didn’t get up, “Oh we already did that.” So they probably had already seen each other and did the huggy~huggy~kiss~kiss when Kyle first got there and then they shot the scene….ippho

      • iceNfire says:

        I remember a scene from long ago when Taylor went to Kyle’s house and Kyl e asked her if she wanted anything to drink. Taylor said something like’oh you don’t have to bother with that’ .. kinda like she was just there to shoot the scene.
        I also remember when Adriana went to Lisa Blacks beautiful home and was offered bottle water. They don’t even bother using proper props in these fake scenes

  21. TexasTart says:

  22. TexasTart says:

    The Walking Dead Zombie Bowl. LOL.

  23. VV™ says:

    It wouldn’t be a season of RHOBH without Kyle doing the splits. Yes, just saw a pic of Kyle doing the splits with Schaenna and Stassi at next week party. I didn’t save the link 👿
    Let’s see if Bravo shows it.

  24. Powell says:

    #RIPPhilipSeymourHoffman CNN is saying he died of an apparent drug overdose of heroine. He was found w/a needle in his arm. Very sad.

  25. HuskerHuny says:

    I hope Peyton says Omaha a hundred times today. Each time he does more money will go into his foundation from some of the biggest businesses in Omaha. You can’t buy that kind of advertising and instead of spending $4 million on a commercial, the money goes to charity. Omaha and a lot of disadvantaged kids will win!

    • Nancy says:

      I didn’t know that. Makes me love him even more. 🙂

      HuskerHuny did you see the video I put up for you on the last blog?
      It’s a documentary of the 1980 Olympic hockey team. It’s really good.

      • HuskerHuny says:

        No I haven’t yet – I will go back and check it out. Thanks!

        • I Need A Life! says:

          Husker…off topic….Coach from Creighton is talking to my son about playing baseball there. School reputation…good or bad? Thank you.

          • HuskerHuny says:

            I have met Coach Servais in the past and I’ve heard him talk as well. I’d send my kid to play ball for him; he’s a great guy and he usually puts out some pretty scrappy teams. The Huskers and Bluejays used to have a rabid rivalry in baseball, but not so much anymore. And Creighton as a university; they don’t come much better. Send him and I don’t think you would have any regrets – athletically or academically. Congrats!

          • HuskerHuny says:

            Please keep me in the loop if he should decide to play for Creighton. I will be his official cheerleader here in Nebraska!

            • I Need A Life! says:

              You’re so kind. Thank you. Hadn’t really heard much about the school. I’ve never been to Omaha. I was trying to find someone there to talk to! Visiting shortly. I’ll let you know.

    • Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

      Oh Husker, I love, love, LOVE that! There have been so many stories about Peyton coming out… One that I love is that when Tom Brady broke his leg, he said that Peyton was one of the first people to call and wish him well – and vice versa when Peyton had his neck injury. Gotta love guys who celebrate “team” victories and who really recognize they are successful at their jobs only because there’s a whole lot of other people do their own jobs well.

  26. VV™ says:

    THIS IS THE BEVERLY HILLS FRACHISE. Money shouldn’t be an issue or lack of Insurance to go to the Hospital.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I know this has nothing to do with anything…but…”COOCHIE CRACK, COOCHIE CRACK!!!” Oh wait Brandi managed to buy herself a new one…so it IS pertinent “COOCHIE CRACK! COOCHIE CRACK!”

      • Pghemtchick says:

        But here’s isnt new anymore. It’s aged thanks to a man with a big penis… It’s like 23 now. (Dammit, I wish I could scrub that knowledge from my brain. Stupid book sample)

        • LaineyLainey says:

          Ohhhhh! I had no idea!! It’s 23 now!!? a 23 y.o. COOCHIE CRACK on a 40 something?? She’s still ahead of the game.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            Yes 23 now-she shared that in the first few pages of her book…if that’s in the first chapter I can’t wait to see what’s in the last…ewww she’s gross-not Carlton gross but still…

  27. Pghemtchick says:

    Germanhawtie tweeted about Philip’s passing:

  28. Nancy says:

    We are in for a treat today people. 🙂 This is a funny clip.

  29. Nancy says:

    The Seahawks are in the building. 🙂

  30. VV™ says:


  31. VV™ says:

    Adrienne plugging her cook again…

  32. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

    OT I’ve been reading the Woody Allen craze-fest (really Alec Baldwin?) and came across this article. http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/archive/1992/11/farrow199211

    I pray Dylan Farrow’ courageous letter encourages other victims to come forward.

  33. VV™ says:

    Kim must be a very lonely soul.

    @KimRichards11: @dlogannelson @BrandiGlanville 😊 yes I 💕her


  34. Nancy says:

    Hmmmm…Peyton Manning is not retiring after today’s game.

  35. Pghemtchick says:

    Did you watch this video the Aussie Sea Sheperd’s posted today?
    Things are getting crazy down there. I’m gonna have to hop over to the Japenese site later to see how they are spinning this collision.


    Here’s to the safety of the Whale guardians.

    • Nancy says:

      Hi emt…no I didn’t know about this so thanks for the heads up.
      I think they think that without Paul they can scare us into folding on this issue.
      Needless to say that will never happen. I agree things are crazy right now and
      I fear some people will loose their lives before this is over. You have no idea
      how much I hate these people.

  36. FAN~tastic Blog Stars!!! Just SUPER!!! Funny, funny, funny!!! Thanks for pointing out all hypocrisy, sure hope the HW read it!!! I got to Hurry, Hurry, and get downstairs to watch the game!!
    Just hope it’s a good game!!

  37. VV™ says:

    Why does my phone logs me out sometimes?!!!! 😡😡😡

  38. ladebra says:

    Loving me some Kurt Russell!!

  39. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

    Perfect national a them. Thank you New Jersey!

  40. Nancy says:

    Here we go people. 🙂

  41. Nancy says:

    This game is going to be crazy!!

  42. kit9 says:

    THAT didn’t just happen! Two second in and Hawks have points on the board. HOLY crap

  43. SMH

  44. Pghemtchick says:

    Was that AZ’s friends Doritos commercial? I remember voting but can’t remember which one. Lol.

  45. Ladebra says:

    Oh! That was the Dorito commercial we all voted for yes? The time machine? !

  46. Nancy says:

    I can’t believe I missed this. 😦

  47. Pghemtchick says:

    The Cheerios baby brother commercial was the first to really make me laugh well minus Denver’s defense. Lol

  48. Nancy says:

    All the officials today go home with a Super Bowl ring as well. I didn’t know that.

  49. MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

    Looks like Seattle may run away with this one..

  50. MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

    I am sick to death of the commercial breaks already

  51. Nancy says:

    I love her voice.

  52. Pghemtchick says:

    Shut the front door! That was great!

  53. Nancy says:

    You can breath now NMD. 🙂

  54. MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

    Manning kind of sucks in this game doesnt he?

  55. Powell says:

    OK Seahawks fans. 🙂

  56. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

    I don’t like the colored cleats. They look like kindergarteners.

  57. BB says:

    I’d love to see a game here! Just sayin’. This kind of sux for football fans in general.

  58. Pghemtchick says:

    Oh gosh the muppet commercial!
    I love me some Pepe! I’m a king prawn, mmkay lol

  59. MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

    Didn’t they still have a minute left? What happened?

  60. BB says:

    Trivia fact: Percy Harvin played high school ball in Virginia Beach. Plus, the Play60 kid is from Virginia Beach.

  61. TexasTart says:

    Hey, I just noticed they said the “Jeep” half-time show. What do you think that Kyle and Maury are there in a sky box courtesy of Jeep? Not that they couldn’t just go on their own, but you know they did that ad for Jeep, as seen on Bravo. Haven’t been able to check twitter to see if they’re in a skybox or what. Later!

  62. Powell says:

    Jerry. George. 🙂

  63. BB says:

    Trivia fact: Russell Wilson grew up in Richmond, VA.

  64. Powell says:


  65. Powell says:

    Brunoooo Mars!

  66. Exit4 says:

    Even in the dead if winter Jersey can throw a Super Bowl! Hope Philly gets a shot soon!

  67. BB says:

    I wish they would have let Bruno Mars do the whole half time show. I could have done without the RHCP’s. JMO. I enjoyed it. He didn’t have to swing around on a trapeze or anything and he kept his clothes on the whole time. No hoochie backup dancers or anything. Imagine that!

    • Powell says:

      It was good!

    • California35 says:

      I agree!! He is an entertainer, a good one 🙂 nothing against the other type of entertainers 😛 but i like that the focus is on the music and singing, instead of the controbercial stuff.

      P.S. I do like rhcp 😦

      • LaineyLainey says:

        I’ve always enjoyed the Red Hot Chili Peppers!

        • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

          I saw them live once. They sucked. I think all 20,000 of us walked out after the 10 minute excuse for a guitar solo.

  68. Powell says:

    Dion Sanders, Jerry Rice. LOL

  69. Nancy says:


  70. MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

    the look on mannings face was absolutely priceless 😀

  71. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

    This is just sad.

  72. iceNfire says:

    That TD looked suspect to me. There were three, 3! Bronco’s in the way but …

  73. VV™ says:

    • Pghemtchick says:

      Holy heck. Lol. Talk about inflation. I wonder if they can take in food. I’ve never been to a football game, but Pirates games you can bring food & water. Just not pop or sports drinks.

  74. Nancy says:

    Even the commercials have been just ok.

  75. Nancy says:

    Defense wins championships.

  76. Nancy says:

    Just heard from Lulu and they arrived in one piece but they had to battle the
    weather the entire way. I’ll let her give you the details.

  77. chismosa™ says:

    Congrats NMD 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈

  78. iceNfire says:

    OT – chimosa, what is wrong with keratin? I saw you post that you don’t like it but I saw a commercial for a new TRESemme karatin product and just ran out to buy it. Says To apply and use flat iron like the Japanese system that I love. It is suppose to last thru three shampoos …opinion please?

    • chismosa™ says:

      Hi Ice— 

      Fumes come off when you don’t wet it and you’re in the shower. 
      So – it’s in your hair- your keep your hair dry in the shower and fumes come off your dry hair that you breathe in. 

      I don’t buy anyone saying things are formaldehyde-free. Maybe tresseme can get away with it – but thats so temporary — I’m talking salon stuff —
      I just don’t trust anything 

      Hope you’re well! How are the SWEET ROLLS 🍩lol

      • iceNfire says:

        Love my SweetRolls! The best part is in the morning when I brush the curls out the smoothness and shine remains. No Frizz! … But once I shampoo I’m back to my horrible hair. I intend to swim this summer so this is why I’m going to try the TRESemme. It is labeled as keratin and idk if formaldehyde and Keratin is one in the same … but I’ll try anything

        • chismosa™ says:

          I think technically it will stay in your hair so long as you don’t get it wet.

          That’s why I just go OLD SCHOOL relaxer at my Domincan salons. They know their $hit. But I know not many want to relax.

          • vilzvet says:

            I just had a keratin this weekend. She leaves it in and I it does smell a bit. It lasts about 12 weeks if you’re lucky.

  79. That was a local guy who got that touchdown.

  80. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

  81. MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

    Denver better do something quick fast and in a hurry…

    • VV™ says:

      I think it’s over Jeff. I know it’s Peyton…but nothing is going Denver’s way Today.

      • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

        I don’t care about him. For all the hype I have seen, he’s done very little but screw the pooch.

  82. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

  83. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

  84. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

  85. chismosa™ says:

    I was just checking if mercury was in retrograde right now. I wouldn’t travel or get married or sign anything legal when this happens.
    It doesn’t start until this week. Good


  86. Pghemtchick says:

    Booooooooo there went history!

    There has never been a shutout in the history of the Superbowl.
    Was hoping if they were going to score, Seattle could at least break that record. SuperBowl VII holds the longest shutout. The Dolphins held the Redskins scoreless until there was 2:07 left in the fourth.

    • iceNfire says:

      Hi PCick – iirc that TD was given to them. While I don’t approve of fixing anything for the opponents self esteem, I do like the thought of good sportsmanship and camaraderie #HoldTheTradition

  87. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

    • chismosa™ says:

      It is SO warm out. I don’t get these people in PARKAS. I’m LOLing so much.

      • Pghemtchick says:

        Warm weather people! It’s what 48 there? That’s Capri/shorts weather after -13 lol.

        • chismosa™ says:

          45 I just plugged the city into my weather app.

          Sochi is mid 30s.
          Compared to what we’ve had and what people have COMPLAINED ABOUT 😡😡😡this is positively balmy.
          I was out and it is so humid too!

          Furs shouldn’t come out unless you’re under 35 or so IMO.

  88. chismosa™ says:

    Sex sent me to the ER has a marathon btw

  89. VV™ says:

    Adrianne continues to plug her cook.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Nice filter. I use that one.

      That salsa/soup/ blah blah that you showed from the chef yesterday was SO GROSS-looking !!!

    • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

      Look at all the GMO chips! Well done Bernie!

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      I am kind of wondering why we care what’s on Adrienne’s menu?

    • California35 says:

      This is what she should post, if she must post something. Not the salsa she posted yeaterday 😛

      Hey! Will they be coming out with a cooking book?

  90. MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

    Stick a fork in them, they’re done..

  91. chismosa™ says:

    Not to Seattle -it hasn’t been a good host! STFU 😡

  92. Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

    Congratulations, Seattle! You played AWESOME! You deserve this win!

  93. VV™ says:

    That’s what you call beating a dead horse.

  94. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

    Well, at least Troy looked hot. There were 2-3 good minutes of tv tonight.

  95. VV™ says:

    Somebody tell Kim is over …

  96. chismosa™ says:

    STFU scar Jo. You in trouble girl. Lol

    Molly you in danger girl

    • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

      I bought a soda stream. All the flavors have a terrible aftertaste. Was she that desperate to be in a commercial?

      • Nancy says:

        I was thinking the same thing. Gross.

      • chismosa™ says:

        It’s a political thing. She’s supporting Israel

        • Orson says:

          Maybe she’s also helping the 500 Palestinians who work in the factory that makes Soda Stream keep their jobs to support their families? Shutting that factory down isn’t going to feed anyone.

      • Pghemtchick says:

        I like mine 😦 I only drink the diet cola, orange, and root beer tho. Also make them with Avitae caffeinated water instead of regular. That might have something to do with it.

      • mm in oc says:

        I agree the favorings have a bad aftertaste. But I still love my sodastream as I use for soda water. Sometimes a little squirt of mimo water flavoring. One of the best gifts I’ve received

  97. Nancy says:

    Peyton looked rather depressed standing there. 😦 (((Peyton)))

  98. VV™ says:


  99. Nancy says:

    Here it comes….

  100. chismosa™ says:

    I can’t believe about Phillip Seymour Hoffman. What a loss. Such a talent. Dammit

    • Nancy says:

      I wonder what lead up to his relapse?

      • chismosa™ says:

        I know he very recently came out of rehab but I think it’s been a very long struggle for him. So sad. SO talented.

      • Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

        Heroine, damn. That’s not a drug you take once. Instant addiction. Why would he ever start in the first place? World class talent, beautiful family? Why?

        • Nancy says:

          It’s a disease.

          • iceNfire says:

            Hi Nancy – Sorry but I disagree. I come from a very long line of alcoholic/drug addicts and even I knew better than to ever try heroine. I would like to think I’m strong enough to overcome that one but I something inside me me said ‘Do Even Try Little Girl.’
            Congrats to all who came back from that one

            • chismosa™ says:

              I agree. You don’t go to heroin. That’s just where the line crosses. Not that drugs are safe/good/etc.

              • iceNfire says:

                Some do go to heroine though and it doesn’t mean they crossed the line, it just means they didn’t hear the warning from within. There is no shame

              • Nancy says:

                More people die from Rx drugs than heroin.

                • iceNfire says:

                  LoL – I am a ‘pill collector’ Seriously, I have bottles and bottles of pills. Fox News tells me that my pill have a street value of $20 a piece . but I don’t want to go to prison so when the expiration date comes around I take them to my local pharmacy for disposal.
                  Maybe I should try collecting something else …

                  • Nancy says:

                    Pills are bad news for many people.

                    • iceNfire says:

                      Yes, and thankfully not for my kids. When BigKid had surgery for Achilles he was given NorcoSomething which he didn’t take and I added it to my collection. MiddleKid had a root canal and was given codeine which he didn’t take, so that went into my collection too.
                      Maybe some people don’t feel pain on the same scale as others – idk

                    • Nancy says:

                      Good for them. 🙂

        • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

          Didn’t he die with the needle in his arm? Overdose? Sorry but I cannot mourn that.

          • Orson says:

            I heard he died with the needle in his arm. The thing about heroin is it’s always cut; you’d never buy pure heroin on the street. But there’s no quality control. One never knows what strength heroin they’re injecting into their veins. And one never knows what they cut it with either.

            It’s like playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol.

            • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

              The thing about heroin on the street is stay away from it. It can’t kill you if you don’t participate unless you get caught in the crossfire of some drug/turf war…. but I understand what you are saying.

  101. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

    Peyton needs to give away his Super Bowl salary. Geez.

  102. chismosa™ says:

    I don’t understand the lab wants to get back to his human or to the horses???
    Or I guess both?

  103. Nancy says:


  104. iceNfire says:

    Superbowl 49 … Go 49’ers!

  105. chismosa™ says:

    Rebecca I wonder what God will tweet about Russell’s love 🙌🙌🙏🙏to him.

  106. mrs peabody says:

    big happy face 🙂

  107. Pghemtchick says:

    Interesting comparison

    And yay Seahawks!

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      I am sorry, I might be missing something in the translation because I only see ‘boxes’ and not emocons (or whatever they are called) but did she just say that lyme disease is a bigger epidemic than HIV?

      Because that’s what my eyes are seeing but I can’t wrap my brain around it…and I have convinced myself..I must be seeing things..or those little boxes much change the context completely.

      • Nancy says:

        Hi RR…You should read the link PP just posted above.

      • Pghemtchick says:

        In the context of the article, her tweet makes sense. It’s relating it to US cases. Now, the difference is HIV is a pandemic as well. In the over all context, it’s unknown the relation. I mean in 2012, Sub-Saharan Africa had a total of 25 million people living with HIV compared to all of North Americas 1.3 million. The total world wide was listed at 35.3 million people. To say Lyme is more wide spread world wife would be irresponsible. I haven’t found any information online as to actual confirmed cases of Lymes in sub-Saharan Africa-although it’s quite possible it exists or the technology/means aren’t readily available for testing.

        • Pghemtchick says:


        • rabblerouser2010R says:

          Hi Chickie 🙂

          With Lyme disease being a clinical dx, it makes me question the validity of some of data. Especially since getting approval from insurance for a course of treatment, also many times hinges on getting an actual dx.

          Not to mention, even when it’s actually Lyme disease, if dx early enough it can be treated with a course of antibiotics.

          Right now, I am coming down with a cold…but I would say it’s a bigger epidemic than HIV ever was,

          IMO Yolanda’s statement reeks of her hubris and how anything that affects her amounts to a global crisis.

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      So, now YoFo has an STD?

  108. Congratulations SEAHawks!!!!!!!!! XLVIII Champions!!!!!

    • chismosa™ says:

      Cusi are you around? I need to ask you something ….

    • chismosa™ says:

      Oh it’s nothing serious 🙂 – – I’ve seen you state on here a couple of times that you attended and currently attend an Orthodox Church. I was just wondering what brought you to that ? Were you raised orthodox ? Is your husband from Greece or G Orthodox? 

      I just found it so interesting ! 

      My mother is s.american and raised VERY catholic but married my father who is greek. She loves the greek mass so much. I’m just intrigued on your story …. 

      • I am Catholic, but when I lived in Las Vegas I had one Catholic Church one block to the North and another Greek Orthodox one block to the East… The Catholic was too progressive for me… I tried The Orthodox and just fell in loved with their rites. The perfect fit for me! That’s it!

  109. chismosa™ says:

    Sorry can someone tell me – did someone actually win the Doritos commercial thing? The time machine one? Based on votes?
    And winner gets 1 million?

    But they aired all commercials today right ?

  110. chismosa™ says:

    GOD 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

  111. Pictures of the fireworks NMD! Congratulations, your team WON!!!!!

  112. CONGRATULATIONS NMD!!!! John Elway was the rival school QB in my town when I was in High School, we won against his team, HAHAHA!!! So I haven’t like him or his teams since 1975!! So if one of my 2 least favorite teams had to win, I am glad it was yours!!!!

  113. Rebecca thinks you should google "werewolf Joe" images when Bravo shows tick you off. says:

    • chismosa™ says:

      I call those commercials about 2 seconds in. My friends and family don’t understand how I just “know” it’s that! I have a talent ! 💥

      So gross. They are losing numbers so they’re desperate.

  114. MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

    Well that was interesting.. The last one I watched was SB43.. Cheered for Seattle in honor of our hostess with “Run you phucker!” every time they had the ball running downfield.. It only failed me once 😉 Better luck next time, Denver 🙂

  115. VV™ says:

    • chismosa says:

      Nancy obviously I won’t read that but to be honest I’m scared of the safety there.

      The nightline episode last week shocked me. How Russia so underhandedly got the win. It cost less to travel to mars. :0

      • Nancy says:

        So am I. I don’t like anything about these games sorry to say.
        Putin is a very shady man and this is blood money. I thought those
        days were over. Silly me.

        • Orson says:

          I couldn’t imagine going to the Sochi Olympics. There are so many things to go wrong there. Security, corruption, you name it.

  116. ladebra says:

    A little SeaHawk love from NY

  117. chismosa™ says:


    it’s been proven that redheads can’t tolerate pain as easily as other hair colors.
    Something to do genetically with something of being redhead.
    My BFF is redhead and she tolerates so well so I don’t know but it’s true !

    They are even known by anasthesiologists to be problematic.

    I just find it so interesting.

    • T-Rex says:

      My little red-headed, blue eyed niece can tolerate extreme amounts of pain. HOWEVER, this could be genetic in our family. My brother and I have HIGH tolerance for pain, myself the highest, according to my mom and the docs. My sister though does have auburn hair(born red) and her tolerance is normal, but not to the level of my and my bro. One thing the docs said with my diagnosis before the Spinal surgery, even with the pain meds, that I was taking WAY less pain meds than someone in my condition.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Very interesting. The redhead thing is something I’ve read about for a long time so they’ve done tons of studies but sure, if pain tolerance runs in the fam- that may override the redheaded factor.

        Interesting ! I can barely take an eyebrow wax. My friend falls asleep during one. Ha ! 😁😜

  118. Pghemtchick says:

    Has anyone else watched “Cook your ass off” on HLN? I just found out it existed tonight. Richard Blais is the host. It’s like healthy chopped with a specific everyday person with a need for healthy eating they cook for. The judges are a nutritionist and this episode was Chef Madison from Chopped. The guy had high blood pressure so they recreated his favorite dishes but healthier. The winner wins $50k. Was a pretty cool episode, not sure what night it comes on originally this was a rerun. But worth a glance if you’re into cooking shows.

  119. BB says:

    Congrats NMD and Seahawks fans. I’m sure it was a fun game for you to watch! Now that it’s over, clean slate. Go Redskins! Time for some baseball! lol

  120. TexasTart says:

    Congratulations to NMD, Mrs. Peabody and all Seahawk fans. Hope you are getting settled in your new digs Lulu!

    Can’t believe the snow again, sorry for youse guys that experience unusually harsh winter. Good day everyone. 😀

    • chismosa™ says:

      Hey Tarts !

      I don’t mind. Cold or snow just not both. Id be bored in one season places.

      I am awaiting to see if Teresa is on GMA and Lisa VDP is on Today show. My guide says that.

      • TexasTart says:

        Hi chismosa, I didn’t know that and already at work – report back if you see them!!!

        • chismosa™ says:

          I’m going onto their twitter pages to see if they say anything. God Teresa has about 100 straight tweets about her family — simmah down nuah! 😳

  121. ladebra says:

    Monday Monday …. Grrrrr 😛

  122. T-Rex says:

    Something no one else has really addressed, which I have brought up is that “fake lisp” storyline of MORONSTFUBrandi. One day she has it, one day she doesn’t, again depending on the sympathy level needed in her TH. She was able to PAY for that, even twatted she was paying for this procedure, so how the HELL is she affording that and not the wrist. Why??????? Mz Andy needs a set of ladyballs this Reunion and start going after all her blatant LIES!!!!!

    • chismosa™ says:

      I know I was all OVER that lisp since I started watching this season but yes she said she had some “jaw” issue that got fixed. Good point ! More MEDICAL ISSUES.

      And I don’t knock jaw issues because I have some sort of tmj going on and it’s awful but no lithsp.

      • Orson says:

        Maybe she’s so screwed up from mixing Xanax with wine for so long she’s destroyed her memory and doesn’t really remember things she’s said/done? Not that that’s much of a defense but let me get it out of my system.

        • T-Rex says:

          Orson, but it’s in her TH’s from Bravo and all over her twatter back a few months ago. she dropped it once someone questioned the doctor’s performing the procedure, and questioned why she would have that done for her condition. I don’t twatter, just remember someone sending me the information. Oh yeah she refers to this ass “MY TRUTH”, which means she gets a lie and sticks with her lie, until busted, then she cries and sends out a bunch of twatter garbage STFU F*** U, hates, etc. She is such a low class moron

    • ladebra says:

      Hi T-Rex! Sending love and light your way.

      I get what you are saying, it’s a mystery. I too think Brandi says stuff to shut up the critics, but not everything she says is the truth, so in the end, she’s an opportunistic liar. I get it. I did it – when I was a teenager and I wanted my Mom and Dad to leave me alone. But then I grew up. 😀

  123. Ladebra says:

    Pindy (knockknockknock) Pindy (knockknockknock) I found our banner!

  124. TexasTart says:

    Teresa has yet to tweet about a GMA performance, but posted this

    • chismosa™ says:

      GMA performance LOLLLLL!

      Yes every school in our tri state area seems closed as of now.

      And we are getting a storm this weekend that will be measured in FEET not inches.

      • TexasTart says:

        I didn’t realize I said it that way! LOL. She really should not be doing interviews…to promote product is good, , but interviews, not.

      • Pghemtchick says:

        If you’re getting what we got last night, you might hit feet. I haven’t been out but I can’t see where the car ends and the road begins. Lol. Good luck 🙂

        • chismosa™ says:

          Thanks. We’re getting feet this weekend so it just never ends. They were so right when predicting a lot of snow this winter.

  125. TexasTart says:

    • ladebra says:

      Tex you are a twitter sleuth! You and VV are so good at ferreting out the most interesting! Thank you 🙂

  126. TexasTart says:

    I enjoy what you bring over from Twitter too! Super hard to get focused on WORK this morning…as I’m sure you would agree! 🙂

  127. chismosa™ says:

    PGH- I think you had mentioned this Bud Ice ?? drug concoction going around — police are investigating if it is linked to the heroin with PSH. —

    Bad Batch?
    Multiple reports Monday claimed that police were investigating if Hoffman was felled by a toxic strain of heroin making its’ rounds through the East Coast. Eight empty glassine bags with distinct emblems (Ace of Spades, Ace of Hearts), which officials are testing, were recovered from the death scene. Police said the bags (which also have been tied to heroin strains dubbed “Bud Ice,” “Income Tax” and “Theraflu”) — have been linked to a particularly deadly strain of heroin that’s been spiked with the powerful opiate fentanyl. The heroin-fentanyl combo has been tied to premature deaths in Pittsburgh, Maryland, and more than 20 overdoses in Rhode Island last month alone. A law enforcement source told Fox News that officials are investigating if the actor “had [overdosed on] the bad batch going around.”

    • Pghemtchick says:

      Yep this it! It’s killed over 24 in Pittsburgh. It’s scary stuff and looks like it’s spreading. Maryland has a bunch of deaths related to it as well. There have been a bunch of busts in the area lately as they try to track the manufacturers. I mean ridiculous busts too, like one woman selling heroin out of happy meals in the McDonalds drive thru:

      • chismosa™ says:


        can you imagine. And then a small kid by accident gets the wrong happy meal package. Scary!

  128. chismosa™ says:

    JILL/ ASHY—- there’s an article on RO that speaks JUST to you ….. I wonder if you can pick it out !?????

  129. I will have to leave you to entertain yourselves today until the chat blog posts. I was occupied with other events yesterday, and paid no attention to housewives or possible blog content.


  130. HuskerHuny says:

    Happy Monday to all. Hope everyone is over their Super Bowl hangover. For someone like me who didn’t really care who won, I was hoping for a well-played game by both teams. Unfortunately, Denver didn’t get the memo.

    Quick message to I NEED A LIFE . . . you said that you would be coming to Omaha for a visit. I have lots of suggestions as to places to visit so you can see a bit of what Omaha has to offer. If you don’t know that much about the city, I think you will be surprised. Just give me a shout out and I’ll be your tour guide. I only live 30 miles to the northwest.

  131. Lulu says:

    Good Morning!!!!!!!!!!! I’m officially in Washington state!!!! Sorry have been having issues with my phone service then the internet. Internet is fixed but not my phone!!!! I have to stand in one spot and if I move one inch no service…………..

    It took us three days to get here and aside from really terrifying moments. In Iowa over 100 miles of black ice no traction and crawling. Then too even more terrifying Montana and their freak blizzards in the dark on the mountain. That was horrible anytime a car/truck would pass you up
    it would not only white out our vision but the entire road!!! Once the car started sliding sideways we got off and stayed the night in a hotel. In hindsight it is good that we did that . Due to the storm the next 300 miles were pretty bad. One particular stretch going down the mountains there is no way we could have done at night. The best part was when we hit a very beautiful city called Missoula. Absolutely beautiful drive from that point on. Scenic town with the remaining route surrounded by beautiful mountains with trees. Idaho is a beautiful state at least the part that we passed. Once we hit Washington state the meltdowns started happening. The governor was pretty tolerant the entire trip but that was his breaking point. He wanted out of the car!! Aiden for the most part was pretty tolerant. But now kinda making my life a little harder he is VERY clingy. Put me down and I’ll scream clingy. Probably from living in his car seat for that long of a time. The remainder drive was beautiful though! Happy to be here safe and sound. Even though we are living out of our suitcase with no furniture it will be here by the end of the week. I think we can survive till then!!

    A funny thing happened in Wyoming. A trooper pulled me over for following too close. That was not his reason for pulling us over!! He asked if would his dog find anything in our car!?!?! Ummm
    nooo!!! We are not traffickers thank you very much! I did feel insulted at that insinuation. I get that we had our of state plates and our car was practically filled full with our stuff. But that does not make us traffickers!! I swear…………

    Hoping to be able to rest at some point this week so I could sit back and watch all my missed shows! Too much to do! But I will have couple’s therapy blog from last week and this by the end of the week!

    GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • ladebra says:

      Good to hear you are safely arrived. And hoping you get that rest soon 🙂

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      Glad you made it okay, Lulu.. LMAO at moving one inch and losing phone service 😆

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      That sounds horrible about that cop…grrrr. I heard about how one guy got pulled over and some how the cop knew he had a license to conceal carry in his home state…and searched his car looking for a handgun, even though the citizen didn’t bring it with them.

      I have also seen videos where when they really want to search your car but don’t have a warrant, they will bring out a dog..then give him a verbal cue to go wild…so they can say they got a ‘hit’ off of the dog.

      But at the end of the day, I am so happy you arrived to your destination safely.

    • BB says:

      So glad you all got there in once piece, LuLu!

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Happy to see you arrived safe!!

    • Powell says:

      Hello Lulu, Mr. Lulu and the little guys. I missed you along /everyone. So happy you all arrived safely.I’m looking forward to “The Adventures of The Lulu Family Travels.’. 🙂

    • mrs peabody says:

      Welcome to our beautiful state, I hope you enjoy living here.

    • T-Rex says:

      Congrats on your move. Glad you all made it there safe and sound.

  132. Powell says:

    Good afternoon everyone. So is there no new blog cuz NMD got tuckered out from Super Bowl madness last night? 🙂 You know I don’t care. I just hope you had a great time. And I hope everyone is sober and having a great day. 🙂

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Sober and snowed in!! So much snow I can’t believe it-it’s still coming down!!

      • Powell says:

        Goodness I’m sorry to hear that. We’re getting rain that is supposed to turn into snow. Sigh. I’m tired of S N O W.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Sober and snowed in LOLLLLLLLLLLL

        Need🍷🍷🍻🍻 Not ❄️❄️❄️

  133. Exit4 says:

    I cannot wait for Carlton to fight with Kyle because her bathroom smelled like poop. This show has literally gone in the toilet!

    • kit9 says:

      And pronouns are insults! Carlton is batsh*t crazy.

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      Is that what the next fight is about?

      • Exit4 says:

        Yes. Kyle didn’t use the bathroom because of a poopy smell! Which is almost the same as the Seinfeld skit last night where jerry couldn’t go to a Super Bowl party because George used the master bathroom- for a number 2. She also calls Carlton “she”- which as kit pointed out is a bad thing because pronouns are also offensive. And also she dreamed Kyle talked about her in her dreams. I really believe she may be the worst housewife ever. Really.

    • T-Rex says:

      If I were VileKyle I would show up to the Reunion and hand CarltonTheDumbassFAKEwitch a copy of the book Everybody Poops, Would even be cooler if it was a signed copy from the Author. Also, when I get the chops I will post my feelings about this fakery regarding CarltonTheDumbassFAKEwitch and Wicca. Not saying ANYTHING against Wicca, just against CarltonTheDumbassFAKEwitch and Wicca, I personally think she “plays” at Wicca, but does not fully embrace the religion.

  134. mrs peabody says:

    Was there a new HOA last night? It didn’t record and I couldn’t find a repeat so not sure if there was a new one or not. Anyone know?

  135. VV™ says:

  136. kit9 says:

    Just in case anyone missed it-the epi where Stassi gets her butt hole waxed on VPR is coming up. No need to thank me, you’re welcome! lol!

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      Thanks a lot 😛 Right on top of my need to know list, these bravo-women getting their asses waxed…..

      • mrs peabody says:

        Why would someone do that.

        • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

          Why would someone wax their asshole? I know some porn ‘stars’ do it but why anyone else would… Your guess is as good as mine 🙄

        • kit9 says:

          Yes! My very thought. I even discussed this with friends. WHY? Why would a woman do that? What hair is there to wax? What am I missing?! The only thing more unbelievable is that they filmed her doing it, uncensored. There’s Stassi, bare arsed on her stomach pulling her cheeks apart.

    • chismosa™ says:

      LOLLLLLLL Kit. Too funny

  137. LavaLady says:

    Catching up on the blogs since I am home today because of the SNOW. Third day so far this winter, only one more left. Then they start taking days away from the Spring Break.

    Trying to be productive, but it’s hard. DVR is calling me; Have to catch up on Downton Abbey.

  138. VV™ says:

  139. T-Rex says:

    I am really torn on the PSH, drug OD. While I get that there is a bad batch of Heroin out there that potentially was the culprit, the fact is, he didn’t call his sponsor(if he is a former Drug Addict who went through rehab last year would assume he has one), he didn’t find a meeting, he didn’t call his agent, he didn’t call ANYONE for help, nope he called his DRUG DEALER. While I understand he was a great actor, I loved him in almost everything he did, to me now he was just another selfish asshole Junkie, that thought nothing about his family and small children and stuck a needle of crap in his arm for a short term HIGH(fix). I guess too, since I am dealing with something like cancer, and have watched other Cancer patients, I can’t stomach the fact that folks want to play Russian Roulette with their lives. Look, I know that Heroin is a SUPER POWERFUL addiction, but he wasn’t some homeless or poor person, he had a COMPLETE support system and he CHOSE the drugs over that. In my mind now he is now some lame-ass Junkie. I know that’s pretty harsh, but could just be that it’s where my mind at now with my condition.

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      THANKYOU!!!!!!!! I knew I couldn’t be alone here with that sentiment.

      • HuskerHuny says:

        Makes absolutely no sense to me as well. How can sticking a needle in your arm be more powerful than the love of your children? I can’t even begin to know.

        • I understand your sentiments T-Rexy. You are spot on.

          I understand addiction (not mine) and is a b*tch! Above and beyond selfness, it controls you to the point to not be able to reason with it, not even the love of your kids is strong enough. I have compassion for him. It should be a lesson to NEVER start doing drugs! Once You start you are never in control ever in your life.

        • T-Rex says:

          HH- Now they have mentioned he had DRUGS stashed all over his house, a house his children probably visited, which means that his Kids could have found those drugs and ingested them and maybe died themselves. Yep a lame-ass Junkie is all his legacy will be for me.

          • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

            Same here.

          • chismosa™ says:

            TRex I hear you barkin big dog. It’s total apples to oranges when you bring things like cancer into the mix.

            I don’t know if his kids were allowed in that apartment. It was his rental, temporarily.

            God I shiver thinking about a movie he was in where he was a die hard addict. So sad and true to life. I’m sad but I can see that it’s his fault.

            I don’t know how id feel about a severely depressed person killing themselves because they didn’t call their shrink and stopped taking their meds. I don’t know.

  140. shamrockblonde says:

    first – can someone please, pretty please send this blog to all the HWs? PLEASE! they need to read it as it is spot on! very nicely done! –

    Second – CONGRATULATIONS TO THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS!!!! I was rooting for them to win and from the snap, they dominated – well done!!

    be safe in the snow everyone – heading home from work now as it is getting bad, so I will see you all tomorrow!!! love you!!!

    p.s. – Jeff, if you are out there – have you seen the cast for TAR??? — all I can say is AHHHHHH!!!

    *hugs entire lynnfam really hard*

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      Yes, I’ve seen them 🙂 .. Not to happy with all of the retreads and debating whether or not to recap the show. Stay safe with all the assholes on the roads.

  141. Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    Ask Andy…he answers a question about how they chose who sits next to him at the reunions


    • chismosa™ says:

      Jill did you submit this one–

      Brandi has said offensive remarks that insulted blind people (Stevie Wonder), the black race, Joanna Krupa’s body parts, and on her podcast claimed she wanted to be molested as a child. The woman is out of control! Would you please give her some boundries if you are going to keep her on RHBH?

    • chismosa™ says:

      This is a good one and GET THE MEMO Andy

      At all the reunion shows, a lot of the girls deny, deny, deny things they have said. You need to run clips right then and there to prove they did. Might shut everyone up with the oh so quick denials of “I never said that”! Just saying….

  142. VV™ says:

    Andy looked very serious when promoting Lisa and Jax tonight on WWHL. I thought it was odd.

    • ladebra says:

      he put up a Vine video of his little dog out for a walk in the snow. He really loves that doggie. And to his credit, he didn’t show the doggie pooping lol. Andy does have boundaries 🙂

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      Probably an act because of the slapping and fighting on that stupid show, they have to at least all act like they don’t condone it while they film and air every minute of it and it’s in the previews.

  143. T-Rex says:

    Regarding the SuperBowl commercials, which I personally thought were pretty Lame this year, one I found highly amusing was the one with the Bull that was shuttled off to the Farm for those Cows, ala the show The Bachelor! I thought that was great, as I find the Bachelor, which I have never watched, nothing more than a cattle show anyway. If those folks think that the network thinks of them as anything more than cattle, or just a “piece of meat” they are sadly mistaken. Only thing would have been any better was if the Bull got out with roses in his mouth.

    • Nancy says:

      One of the girls on that show committed suicide not so long ago.

      • T-Rex says:

        I was explaining to a co-worker the show after we were all discussing the Bull commercial and this guy never heard of The Bachelor and looked it up online. He was astonished that A) Stupid(his words) women would even go on the show he couldn’t believe that desperate golddiggers would make for good TV either. I explained that most were just looking for their 15 minutes of fame and not really a husband. and B) That Stupid(his words not mine) women were actually watching this show, based on the demographics only women seem to be watching the show. Interesting perspective, again I have never watched it, because it’s not something for me, and I kinda have the sentiments of my co-worker.

  144. Nancy says:

    If anyone cares about Carlton’s faith as we sure aren’t going to learn anything from her…

    • T-Rex says:

      Wiccan as a religion has really only been around since the 1950’s although they claim a much older past than that, ie pagan, it’s really only been organized since then. Again, not questioning or debating anyone’s religious beliefs just more of a history

  145. VV™ says:

  146. I just heard on Dish Nation that they are going to mention which Housewife is stopping to be a Housewife… Someone knows who is?

    Phaedra? Lisa? Ramona? Someone quitted today!!!!!

  147. boston02127 says:

    Is this the current blog that everyone is on? Thx.

  148. I have been sitting here on the phone with the IRS for a hour. In June they sent a letter that they owed my son $201. Check never came. Saturday he gets a letter that he owes $168. The first call I got disconnected. The second call, the guy has no idea why, he just couldn’t find an explanation, so I have now been on hold for 30 mins seeing if someone else can figure it out…. my tax dollars at work!!

  149. boston02127 says:

    Brandi’s tweet~~~~I’m freaking out I just got an email from a lady who thinks she found Chica and the video looks exactly like her!!@JenniferGimenez chk email

  150. chismosa™ says:

    Maybe Andy is going to be all serious about PSH….. I 🙄 at that because he’s so into his downtown celeb acquaintances. Yuck. Probably be the Mazel.

    Oh and I don’t know from any extended preview, just the one that aired Sunday – but I know my MOTHER gets upset when I’m in the same room as her and refer to her as “she” to someone else. It’s rude. I don’t know if that’s cultural/ generational- I don’t know.
    But for a HW— give me a BREAK!!!!! 👅

    • VV™ says:

      Chismo, I saw the preview before we the death of PSH. I meant to comment on it but had forgotten.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Oh he filmed the “trailer” or announcement meaning days before — not in his garb he’ll have on tonight ….

        So not today – gotcha.

        I hope it’s a RELEVANT poll tonight. I’ll vote

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