Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Do Grown Women Really Act Like This?

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “The Birthday Witch” by BB

Lisa and Kevin, her party planner, pretend they’re letting Kyle in on the planning for the combination Ken/Mauricio birthday black tie dinner to be held at Lisa’s mansion.  They let Kyle make some suggestions for the party.  They agree to her suggestion that it be black tie, but that’s about it.  No psychic for you Kyle.  They are going to have water dancers.  Kyle says “what?”  (Me too!)  Anyway, Lisa wants it to be catered and not have the food provided by either of her restaurants.  She doesn’t want that worry.  She agrees to use Stassi, Scheanna, Jax and Peter from SUR to be servers and bartenders.  I have a feeling Lisa is probably footing a large part of the costs or Kyle would be more vocal about what she would like.  Lisa mentions teams when discussing seating and Kyle is wondering why it always has to be teams with Lisa.  Kyle makes a good point.

The only time we see Yolanda and Kim are when they are with their daughters before they go off to college.  Kim and Kimberly are getting matching butterfly tattoos and Yolanda and Gigi are discussing packing and what it will be like in New York.  Nice filler scenes.

Brandi has a photo shoot for the cover of her second book, Tweeting and Dating (or something like that).  The book is all about her, her, her and not her ex-husband.  Brandi comes up with the idea to show her as a super-mom in a black kind of conservative dress.  Nancy, Brandi’s new book editor, shows up and Brandi says she’s nothing like her previous book editor and she’s kind of a Cee U Next Tuesday.   Nancy intimidates Brandi.  Brandi always claims to be so gangsta, but so far all I’ve seen is a big ole scaredy cat.  Nancy, the book editor, is not understanding Brandi holding a frying pan, rolling pin and feather duster for the cover.  The book is about relationships, not being a super mom.  So Brandi changes into a hot pink dress, and pictures are taken with her bra straps hanging out while she’s holding her stilettos, like after a drunken all nighter.  Perfect!

Joyce asks Carlton to meet her for lunch.  Carlton thinks it’s an unusual invitation.  Carlton brings up Joyce’s flippancy about Carlton’s religion.  Joyce says she respects everyone’s religion and doesn’t take anyone’s religion lightly, so she wants to know if Carlton made good on her comment for her to go home and see what happens that night; i.e., did she put a hex or spell on Joyce and her family.  Joyce tells Carlton that she and Michael went to dinner that night, ate the same thing and Michael got very ill.  Carton says she has never practiced dark Wicca since she’s had children.  Joyce wants to know what she was supposed to think after Carlton made that comment.  Joyce just wants to make sure she doesn’t have to worry about her children.  Carlton tells her to never ever bring up children or suggest she would ever do something to her children.  They agree to start fresh, let it go and turn the page.  Whatever!

Cutsie scene of Lisa and Ken getting ready for the dinner.  Ken’s going to get lucky for his birthday, Lisa thinks a tiara is too much, and Ken picks out Giggy’s outfit, black tie of course.  I can’t help it.  I heart Giggy.  He’s adorable.   Besides Lisa, Ken, Kyle and Mauricio, there are others at the dinner.  The ones I know are Pandora and Jason, Carlton and David, and Brandi and her on-again/off-again boyfriend and realtor, J.R.  Kim is with Kimberly in San Diego for her college orientation.  Yolanda is at David’s daughter’s wedding, and Joyce and Michael have some other engagement.

I don’t care about Scheanna’s engagement or the awkward conversation between her and Brandi about it.  Ancient history and not really worth mentioning really.  OK the water dancers are really lame, but I don’t agree they need to have Carlton’s pole dancers in place of them.  Lisa thinks Kevin screwed up with the water dancers so she makes Kevin and Jax get in the water too.  Kinda funny.


Time for dinner.  The table is beautifully set.  Ken and Mauricio are sitting at the head of the table.  Ken gets everyone’s attention and then has nothing prepared to say.  Kyle asks if she can speak and gives a nice little speech about how she and Lisa wanted to keep the birthday celebration small and elegant.  Brandi says something inappropriate of course.  Brandi seems jelly that Kyle and Lisa are BFFs again and the attention is not on her.  Anyway, Kyle’s little speech was sweet I thought.  By the way, Mauricio’s birthday was actually a month prior, but Kyle conveniently hadn’t done anything really special for it.  No white party this year I guess.  At least it wasn’t filmed.

So the scene is set for an elegant, sophisticated, enjoyable dinner, right?  Of course not!  These are Real Housewives, people.  Beverly Hills be damned!  Some singer songwriter comes up to the table and sings a cheesy song he made up about Lisa and Ken and Kyle and Mauricio.  Now that’s footage that definitely could have ended up on the editing room floor.

Kyle seems to be having a good time laughing and joking.  She, Mauricio and Brandi discuss Jewish songs and Kyle jokingly tells Brandi she’s being offensive.  Kyle asks Brandi what the deal is with her and J.R. and proceeds to tell everyone her philosophy about Brandi.  She thinks Brandi puts a wall around herself so she won’t seem vulnerable and won’t get hurt, but she thinks Brandi and JR have a special thing.  Brandi agrees but says the thing is, J.R. is just like Brandi because he puts walls up too.  That’s why it’s not working.  When Ken gets a painting from Pandora and Jason and kiddingly won’t show it to the others because he says it’s an obscene portrait of Lisa (it’s really Giggy), Kyle then asks Lisa to explain to Carlton how the comment about the 3/4s of nipple about Lisa was a joke that Lisa made up about herself.   That’s when things start to go downhill.  Here’s the running commentary as best as I can understand it:

Kyle to Lisa:  Explain to her how the 1/3 of a nipple is your joke.
Lisa:  No, it wasn’t.
Carlton:  To her?  Say Carlton
Kyle:  Oh my gosh, Carlton
Carlton:  No, no
Kyle:  Relax
David:  When you refer to somebody as her, it’s like they’re irrelevant
Kyle:  Well, she’s had a lot of problems with me so far, but we’ve worked through them, right?
Carlton:   Well, no, actually.
Kyle:  What have I done now?
Carlton:  Well, so I had this feeling you’ve been talking shit about me, so it was confirmed at my party with a few friends of mine that you were standing in the bathroom line waiting to go to the bathroom, and my friends and guests heard you say Ewww, I’m not going in this bathroom.  Gross.
Kyle has an “I’m trying to remember look” on her face and Bravo has a flashback where Kyle says “Somebody did a poopie, oh, oh my God.”
Kyle:  Carlton, are you kidding me?
Carlton:  No, I’m not.
Kyle Talking Head:  You have a nice husband, beautiful kids, what are you so angry about?
Carlton:  You’ve been making some nasty little snide remarks and I don’t like it.
Kyle:  This is my husband’s birthday tonight.
Carlton:  Oh, I don’t care.
Kyle:  I know you don’t care.  I can see that.
Carlton:  No, I don’t
Kyle:  I don’t think that you’d be the type to care probably, but I’ve not been saying ….
Carlton:  Why would I not be the type who’d care?  (Uh, you just said you didn’t care, you moron!)
Kyle:  I’ve been nothing but fucking nice to you.
Carlton:  You haven’t been fucking nice to me.
Kyle:  When have I not, what have I done …
Carlton:  No, you haven’t.
Brandi talking head:  Oh, we almost had a good night!
Kyle:  What have I done to you?
Carlton:  You are very passive-aggressive, that’s what you do.
Kyle:  You’ve been looking for something since day one.
Carlton:  No, I haven’t.
Kyle:  I’ve been nothing but nice to you.
Carlton:  I haven’t.  I have a very good intuition.
Kyle:  I’ve made an attempt to get to know you.  I’ve been nothing but nice.  I’ve gone out of my way to know you.
Carlton:  Yeah, and I went out of my way to let you know right off the bat things I have a (problem?) with.
Kyle:  And what did you say to me?  Oh, you said Lisa’s ¾ of a nipple.  That was Lisa’s joke.
Then they start talking over each other.
Carlton:  Let me talk.
Kyle:  No, let me talk for one second.
Carlton:  Don’t you dare command me, you don’t fucking dare command me.
Kyle:  Cool your jets, OK?
Carlton:  No, you cool your jets.
Kyle:  I need to say something right now.
Carlton:  No don’t.
Kyle:  Carlton, quit looking for a problem OK.  Lisa, remember when the tabloids said you did the porno and it was a joke and we laughed.
Lisa: Yeah, yeah, yeah, laughing.
Kyle:  What did you say to me as a joke?
Lisa:  It wasn’t a whole nipple, it was ¾ of a nipple.
Kyle:  Exactly. So I said oh it was ¾ of a nipple, taking Lisa’s joke which I explained to you.
Carlton:  Talking about somebody’s nipple when I’m meeting you for the first time, I find that disrespectful.
Kyle talking head:  You’re so offended by nipples?  I’m sorry, nipples greeted me at your door at your party.
Kyle:  Well she (Lisa) just confirmed that she said that.  So you should take that off your list then, right?
Carlton:  I won’t because you have a list.
Kyle:  No I don’t have a list.  I thought we were actually enjoying each other’s company.
Carlton:  Oh come on.  Really?
Kyle:  I actually did.  Call me a fool, I thought we were.  At your party when I gave you my necklace you said oh it meant so much to me.
Carlton:  Oh, by the way. I gave you a compliment.  It’s not from a genuine place and that’s how I feel about you Kyle.  Listen, it’s in water.
Carlton talking head:  That necklace went into a glass of distilled water because I was cleansing it because I want to make sure that whatever her deal is, isn’t on it.  IS THIS WOMAN FOR REAL?
Kyle:  Then you know what, you’re phony and you’re full of shit.
Carlton:  You’re phony and you’re full of shit.  (Notice how Carlton repeats insults back to people a lot?)
Kyle:  You said to me, Thank You, it’s more than that.
Carlton:  Yeah
Kyle:  So you were lying?
Carlton:  By the way, for somebody who’s Jewish, you thought the star on the back of my neck was a Jewish star when you know I’m bloody Wiccan so please, bullshit.
Kyle:  If you don’t need to judge me, then act like a Wiccan, don’t act like a witch (or something like that).
Carlton:  And there it is.  There it fucking is.
Kyle:  You’ve been rude, you’ve been rude.  You’ve been judging
Carlton:  Nasty, disgusting
Kyle:  And you know what, you said to me Are you fucking kidding me about that, a Jewish star.  Obviously you’re anti-semitic.
Carlton:  AND THERE IT IS!  Of course, that’s what you do and you just proved it.  You label.  There is nothing anti-semitic about me and don’t you fucking dare go there.  Don’t you fucking dare.  Why would you say anti-semitic, how would you ….
Kyle:  I said to you is that a Jewish star and you said are you fucking kidding me.
Carlton:  Cause you knew I was Wiccan.  If you don’t know how many bloody points are on a bloody, oh, please.
Kyle talking head:  I couldn’t see the whole thing.  And there’s confessionals in her house, and there’s crosses and she’s a Wiccan?  Maybe she has a Jewish star what do I know?
Kyle:  Why would I say is that a Jewish star to be funny?  You think I was doing it to be rude?
Carlton:  Yes, absolutely.
Kyle:  Asking if I think it’s a Jewish Star is rude?
Carlton:  No, don’t be twisting it cause that’s what you do.
Kyle gets up and moves to another part of the table.
Kyle talking head.  Carlton is so dead set in thinking everything I do and say is wrong, then there’s no point engaging with her because she has her mind made up whether or not she makes sense or not.
Calrton to Lisa:  Just from what she just said just proved her point about her.
David to Lisa:  One thing about Carlton, she doesn’t have prejudiced bone in her body.
Carlton and David get up to leave with David saying I don’t want to even go there.
Kyle to Carlton:  Carlton, I just want to say when I said to you is that a Jewish star do you think I meant that to be rude?
Carlton:  I’m done talking to you.  You’ve got verbal diarrhea.  You’ve said enough.  Trust me.
Kyle:  Oh, she’s so disgusting.  Goodbye.
Lisa gets up and goes after Carlton
Brandi to Kyle: She’s being silly.  She is.  She’s looking for something that’s not there.
Kyle:  Guess what.  If you don’t like me, go home.
Lisa to Carlton:  I think the star thing was a genuine mistake.
Carlton:  No, it wasn’t.  You’re wrong.
Lisa’s talking head:  I know diddly squat about pentagrams, Star of David’s.  I wouldn’t know one if it hit me on the head so, is it an easy mistake to make?  I think it would be.
Carlton to Lisa:  If your religion is that you’re Jewish and that’s your faith, then you recognize the difference between a five-pointed star and a six-pointed star.  Now for her to call me anti-semitic.  That’s just unacceptable.
Lisa shakes her head as if she agrees with Carlton about that.
Kyle to Brandi:  I have made the effort with her.
Brandi to Kyle:  She was wrong.  Just leave it at that.  She’s left and she’s gone.
Brandi talking head:  I’ve had my own share of ill will with Kyle, but I do think that Carlton took this a little too far, but at least there’s no spells.
Sorry if I got any of this conversation wrong.  I’m exhausted.  Can’t believe I’m actually watching these women argue about such petty nonsense.


Lisa and Jax on WWHL with Andy by NMD

Lisa was on WWHL with disgusting Jax.  Andy asked her about Brandi and Scheana because of some tweets that went down when the show aired.

Scheana tweeted

Asked if they can be civil – Lisa responded – “I don’t think they should ever cross paths again.”

Jax leaned over and said that Brandi was at SUR last week, and she shouldn’t go there if she was trying to avoid Scheana. Lisa said something quickly to him about that being something else and sort of shushed him.

None of this sat well with Brandi,so she started tweeting. Andy ignored her thankfully.

If Sheana is trying to be a star, she’d dang well better learn how to sing.  Being the mistress of Brandi’s ex is not going to get her any more air time.

As for Brandi, maybe we’re finally seeing why she’s so mad at Lisa.  Lisa invited her to her home when Scheana was there (didn’t they see each other at Kyle’s party) and suggested she congratulate Scheana (well, I wouldn’t congratulate the mistress of my ex husband on her engagement, but I can hold a little big of a grudge about those things – but I’m also not sure that’s reason to dissolve a friendship with Lisa.)

Or … did Brandi just want her tweets read on national TV since her book will be out soon – did you know her book will be out soon?

Things I learned …

1) Reunion is filming Friday

2) Brandi thinks editing is protecting Lisa (not sure how not showing Brandi as a mess protects Lisa – but …)

3) Lisa knew about Kristen and Jax because Jax told Gillermo (her partner), although Jax denies it.  That might explain why Lisa was so done with Kristen

4) Tom can not string a sentence together  on live TV – his call into WWHL was a painful stutter of nonsense until he finally blurted out that Jax changed his name when he moved from Florida (name was Jason?).

5) Jax’s intelligence is less than impressive.  He could not keep up with Andy and Lisa’s quips or games.  At all.  He’s an empty shell of a child-man.

I’m still not convinced any of it is real, but they all disgust me if it is.   Tom cheated on Kristen and lied.  Kristen cheated on Tom and lied.  Jax slept with Kristen and lied.  Jax would sleep with his grandmom.  Jax said he was finally remorseful after watching the episode.  I don’t believe it for a second.


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576 Responses to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Do Grown Women Really Act Like This?

  1. plainviewsue says:

    Am I first??? LOL! I just posted a bunch on last night’s blog. NJ Bev, I said it’d be a long ride from central NJ. VV, I agree with you on everything!! I absolutely hate Kyle, and as much as I know Carlton was wrong in a lot of what she said, I still cheered her on. Did I mention I really dislike Kyle!!?? Also, I think the lunatic Brandi’s tweets weren’t brought up was cos WWHL focused on Vanderpump Rules, which disappointed me.

    Now to read the blog, which I am sure will be outstanding!!

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      Hi PVSue. Hi everyone!! I love the first line of today’s blog “Lisa and Kevin pretended to let Kyle help plan the party…” or something like that. Enter laughing. I like that.

    • chismosa™ says:

      I was disappointed too on WWH.
      But VPR may be the cash cow with all the viewing numbers. I don’t get it.

      Is Andy producer of VPR?is Lisa?
      Andy seemed “off”

      • VV™ says:

        I’m telling you Andy is JellyTeam. Even the promo for the show last night he was very serious and that was filmed last week.

        • chismosa™ says:

          I saw the promo. Different tie. So yes last week.

          But they have to get confirmation the guests come. So he likely films those announcements all together at once …

  2. TexasTart says:

    Good Morning! I see NMD for the town called Drama…doesn’t look like much goes on there from the outskirts 😛 Good coverage of WWHL and I’m thrilled Andy did not utilize B’s tweets. I want to see the tide turn and I want to see Carlton turn to dust!!!! Thanks BB, for your recap, look forward to reading! 🙂

  3. Has everyone seen Simon’s blog on Philip Seymour Hoffman’s death? One little tidbit …

    “I spent four years filming a television show while rumors swirled on set regarding the cocaine habits of a couple of the Housewives. Yet I did nothing to help them. I am sure today that many of Hoffman’s friends and colleagues are questioning their own actions, or rather inactions, too.”

    Hmmmm- my guess is one was KKB.

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      a couple of… he says…spill Simon, spill!

    • ladebra says:

      There are always what ifs, but in the end, one has to be ready to do the work. And yes, I speak from experience.

    • chismosa™ says:

      A couple !!!!

      Yes KKB.
      Who else? Cindy Lou?

      OMG imagine JZ on coke.

      Funny because aren’t the “streets” saying nene was high on the last Atlanta episode ??? I don’t buy that. But it’s what I heard. On my street.

      • T-Rex says:

        I would bet SonjaTheDrunkenSlut is DEFINITELY one of those that dabbles in the white powder on more than an occasion or two.

        • chismosa™ says:

          A tear ……

          I could see pills maybe. But I don’t know about coke.
          And Ramona is a walking natural cocaine machine. No chemicals needed. LOL

          • 2Stupid says:

            I heard rumors on that Crazy Days and Nights site that Bethenny was known to use it and that was how she stayed so skinny. Who knows how reliable any of that is. All allegedly!

    • BB says:

      I’ve read it. Seeing numerous housewives falling down drunk many times over doesn’t make me shocked or surprised to learn that a couple of them may have snorted a line or two. And I have no burning desire to know who.

    • Kat From Ohio says:

      wants to put the idea in readers’ heads but won’t name names. typical and just another way for him to attempt to stay relevant (even if it IS true)

    • missusmc says:

      Isn’t Simons blog just as bad as Kyle’s “You’re an alcoholic, Kim! There, I’ve said it- now everyone knows!” move from season 1? You can’t shame or out someone into rehab. Declarations like this are self serving- with Kyle, it was to shed light on what SHE had been dealing with as her sister, and with Simon, he’s probably fielding inquiries as to who is using. People who use hard drugs are rarely happy, healthy, well adjusted individuals. They usually are fighting other inward issues (it takes a lot to stick your needle in your arm or snort a line up your nose). I don think addicts need to be treated with kid gloves, but it’s always easy to forget that addicts are human, with real issues, and often, a broken spirit. Outing them like they’re less than human (and also, “blind item-ing” to pique interest) is disrespectful.

      • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

        Hi MissUSMC: salute!!

        As for Simon…as long as he didn’t name names and as long it’s not his own brother, then I do not agree that it’s just as bad as what Kyle did to Kim. imo

        • missusmc says:

          Hi, Lainey! Ok, maybe not AS bad as outing a family member, but really, really bad, because he’s still unable to stop leeching off of the RHONY ladies. What he did was gross, because it can negatively affect the lives of several women, two (or more) of whom could be dealing with serious issues. If he has concern for these women, why not go to them directly? Why not substantiate the concerns instead of repeating rumors? Why am I playing into his hand by discussing this and giving him attention?

          On a side note: this topic is why I can’t be too hard on Brandi. I think she has issues way beyond anything we realize. I don’t condone her behavior at all, but I won’t comment because of what I feel is a very real addiction, based on what she has shared with us.

          • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

            I must agree now…that it (Simon’s info) was purely for the purpose for being interesting perhaps even scandalizing . However, should he be quiet…I think that’s his point, we do tend to be quiet about it our of respect for a person’s privacy, etc. Back to the scandalous aspect of his mention… I know it got me salivating, smoldering to know more…but addiction is serious and now the ladies are all suspect which only feeds the “judgmental” way that addiction can be perceived. I have such an addictive personality, that I purposely never tried cocaine or heroine or crack, though I have been around it and could have used. I chose not to die THAT WAY. I will die. Just not LIKE THAT.

            • missusmc says:

              If you’re genuinely concerned about someone, no you should not be quiet. But you also shouldn’t broadcast it publicly either. You can’t shame anyone into sobriety. It just doesn’t work. The whole part of even mentioning former castmates is icky. He could have been vague and said “a former show” (because he has been on more than one) to still get his point across. Or, if he would have taken it a few steps further to discuss the ethical issues regarding drug use and reality tv and the moral dilemma viewers have in response (for example, should we keep watching people that are clearly spiraling downward and clearly being used by producers?) I wouldn’t take issue with his words. I will say, for someone who couldn’t fathom how people could take offense to Alex’s naked pictures and told everyone who had a problem to open their minds and stop being judgmental, he sure is full of judgment for parents who struggle with addiction (especially for someone who was sober for 20+ years. Clearly, there were other issues, and those of us who don’t struggle should respond with gratitude for that, not judgment and condemnation). Just my opinion.

            • missusmc says:

              And I’m not calling anyone out for being curious. It’s totally natural. That’s why I’m so irritated with Simon. He totally knew what he was doing.

              • chismosa™ says:

                Missusmc- not sure if you’ll see this but you gave me much to ponder over on this issue.

                Thank you

  4. ladebra says:

    Great blog BB and NMD. I just watched both shows this morning. smh. I’m not that into Carlton. And amazingly I’m Kyle neutral on this episode. She wasn’t being mean. My problem with Kyle, is she is a mean girl. I enjoyed the Kyle and Lisa playfulness.

    I noticed at the table, Kyle was playing with her hair…. Ok, most of my life I had long locks. They get in the way, they fall in your face, they get caught oh stuff, they get tucked into places that tug … They fall into your food, they blow into your mouth and your eyes .. If your hair is long, you play with it. I don’t have a problem with hair gate.

    I want a snow day😛 stay safe and warm out there. 🙂

    • chismosa™ says:

      I love your comment. Haha!
      I’m new to BH – and I “got” Kyle last night but I sense an underlying bitchiness to her. Carlton is like KKB on scary island – though IMO no one was worse than KKB ever. What a mess!

      She did keep touching her hair – is that what Kyle always does in confrontation mode? I can’t even EAT without pulling my hair back. These women.

  5. TexasTart says:

    I don t know if anyone captured this last night..

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      I understood that.

    • VV™ says:

      She also mentioned this on her blog. Here’s what I don’t like about Kyle. She’s selective when she clarifies. I think she is sharing because Kevin Lee was there and knew exactly what took place. If it had been just Kyle and Lisa, she would’ve not bothered.

  6. ROFL – one of the VPRs supporting cast is tweeting that the text Tom read from Jax’s phone was Stassi’s text – he’s denying it. Are these people that stupid?

      • chismosa™ says:

        Does no one screen shot!??? What is this mysterious photo of the phone next to you by another phone BS — that makes me LOL!
        I screen shot like 10x a day!

        Question- by tom “cheating” did he go all the way – to sound like a 13 yr old- with I assume Arianna? Or innocent kissing or whatever ?
        They all did the same cheating to eachother is what I want to know.
        Jax> Stassi

        Tom==> Kristen ????

        Stassi the bit*h is innocent ? Lol

        Is tom secretly in love with Jax? His call to WWH?
        So weird.

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      What is Megan’s point? Didn’t Kristen already admit to cheating on Tom?

      • Most of her tweets were last week when Stassi was on WWHL – I don’t know if she was trying to make a point about the cheating, but she did confirm that Tom read Stassi’s text – explaining why Stassi got so flustered on WWHL when Andy asked her if that’s what happened.

        Are they all bad actors/liars or are they all cheaters? For some reason I care a little.

        • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

          haha, I feel ya.

          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            I don’t think this Megan chick is a cast member–I think Tom was being a smart ass by calling her a fellow cast member b/c she thinks she knows so much!!

        • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

          ok, now I get it…that text that Tom read at the beach was Stassi…i remember Jax replying…”Kristen, I have no idea what you’re talking about.” So the point is, that we the viewers are being misled (gasp!!) to believe that Kristen had warned Jax that Stassi was going to be using her phone to try to trick him,…etc.

          Was that clear as mud?

  7. TexasTart says:

    Congrats to Gigi for making Sports Illustrated swimsuit 50th edition. Very cool. I wonder if the exposure on RHOBH helped propel her career…maybe it would have happened regardless, she does have ‘the look’.

    • BB says:

      All that starving and cleansing seems to have paid off. I know, that’s mean of me. She’s a beautiful girl, but I hope she finishes college.

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      Yes, Congrats to Gigi!!! Her career has skyrocketed!!

      • TexasTart says:

        I follow her on Twitter and her followers, when they see her in a print ad – I’m talking large store or window art, or billboards, they tweet the pic to her that says “I saw you” and she retweets. What I learned from that her face can be found worldwide and represents countless brands. So to say, she has branched far beyond Guess. I’m really shocked she can balance this with school. She just returned to college and was there like 2 days and then flew to Brazil for a shoot for several days. Must be a real flexible course schedule.

  8. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    I can’t wait for Lisa’s blog-I want to know why she thought it would be a good idea for Brandi to say something to Sheanna about her engagement??? WTF was she thinking?? I guess she lost her mind for a second -with that idea as well as the aquatic dancer idea-what a busted uncomfortable mess those two chicks were flailing around in the pool!!! That was an epic disaster!
    Carlton is an idiot-Kyle maybe hated but Carlton really missed the mark on this whole thing. She came off as a loony and nothing she said made any sense. I don’t see where Kyle has done anything to deserve the hatred that Carlton has for her-I think Kyle is being a bit bitchy in her talking heads but we know those are filmed later and we know the producers manipulate the whole interview-maybe they told Kyle all the things Carlton had been saying about her and we are seeing her reaction. Carlton has nothing of interest to show me so I hope we do not see her back next season. I don’t enjoy anything about her and I know there a lot of people who feel the same way-99% of her blog comments are negative!!

    • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

      Would it have finally made Brandi look like a good human being (rather than a drunken, whorish mess) to take the high road with Sheana? Yes!!

      • chismosa™ says:

        LOL your name !

        Feel better. Don’t run to antibiotics.

        • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

          Mucinex, sudafed, riccola, and nose spray. I’m ok for a few hours. I also took my B12 gummies and am slamming back shots of orange juice. I’m fighting this thing no nobody’s business.

          • chismosa™ says:

            I’m down with all that

            Mucinex and sudafed can be the same thing sometimes. I think mucinex tends to work better – what I hear.
            On the streets. 🚙🚍

            Feel better

            • Mucinex is guaifenesin, it thins the mucous to help the body get rid of it. Sudafed is a decongestant. They work really well together. Some drug stores have generic mucinex which is cheaper and doesn’t have the blue dye.

              • chismosa™ says:

                Thank you Princess I’m notebooking.
                I always hear doctors say to not take the cold medications that are a mix of like 3-4 ingrediences. It’s better to take the different things separately – but yes all together.

    • kit9 says:

      I think the only reason Lisa would ask Brandi-actually she didn’t ask, she told her-to go talk to Sheena was to start some drama. I think it was a wee glimpse into Lisa strategizing and pulling strings. She wanted Brandi to go up to Sheena and be, well, Brandi, ie, smart assy bitchy, etc and then the footage could also be used on VPR. Brandi even asked Lisa what she should say. There’s no other earthly reason Lisa would ask a woman to go congratulate the mistress who broke up her marriage.

    • I think Brandi should’ve said “So Sheana I hear your engaged so I guess you’ll be f*cking a married man again. Good Luck with that!” BAM!!

  9. Rebecca™ says:

    Kyle was no saint last night. I’ve been awful tired of Kyle being nice to people on camera and then attacking in her talking heads. Quit being phony- you’re a bitch 24/7, Kyle.

    Lisa wanted Ken and Mauricio to have an equal number of friends. That’s not picking teams, that’s avoiding a nasty talking heD from Kyle later. Oops. That worked out well.

    Kyle marked her territory as soon as Carlton came on the show. “I’m from Beverly Hills! I’m Jewish! I’m the religious one!” Every episode is kyle the Jew vs Carlton the Wiccan. We’ve had how many seasons of Kyle only casually bring Jewish and suddenly she’s Super-Jew? Give me a break.

    She upsets Carlton at her house asking about religion and Carlton clearly does not want to go there. So what does Kyle do? She keeps on it! This is her chance to be a victim again. Let’s make Carlton out to be the big bad Witch so she can be the poor suffering victim. She is doing this to get a rise out of Carlton. Because KYLE IS NOT STUPID. She knows Carlton would scare people. What’s the saying? “Don’t poke the bear.” Kyle does it as often as she can. Carlton is falling for it and gives Kyle the exact reaction she is looking for.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Ok all I want to know from all this is why you’re not Rebecca Manganiello anymore !?!?!?!🐺🐺🐺

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      Super-Jew…. Heheheeee 😆

    • VV™ says:

      LOL @ Super Jew!

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      Wow, Reebs,…if what you say is true, Kyle is a genius. I never took her for being that smart/savvy. I don’t know what to think. This Carlton thing does bode well for Kyle.

      • I like your post Reb… Very interesting and true that Kyle likes the victim part.. But Kyle is not that intelligent to have planned make the nitwit asking questions about religion to infuriate Carlton. Carlton is paranoic about people’s opinion of her faith. In my opinion It just fell in Kyle’s lap like a blessing from the RHW’s heaven!

        • Keeponrockingme says:

          Exactly. That’s my takeaway as well. Kyke’s not that savvy. Carlton is crazy insecure about her faith.

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        Although she’s mentioned Mo being Jewish in previous seasons, maybe her faith is getting major airplay because of her daughter’s BatMitzvah?

    • kit9 says:

      Pretty much everybody makes snarky remarks in their TH that they don’t do in person. It’s practically the purpose of the TH at this point. And Kyle has not gone on about Carlton’s religion. At all. She asked a few questions in their first meeting-and Carlton’s reaction was insane(how DARE you notice my house is dripping in crosses!?)and then when Carlton was showing her tattoos, Kyle asked what was on her foot. It was the other women that started asking questions about her religion, not Kyle. I think Kyle looked scared to ask. And, Kyle hasn’t talked about her being Jewish in front of the women every episode or ever that I can remember this season. And, she never brought it up to Carlton except when Carlton asked if she was.

      • designernailsdiana says:

        Carlton is OVERacting “IMDNDHO”. Reading the play by play (thank you BB) it was easier to see how Carlton was deflecting and changing the subject. She wants to be in control of the argument and will not STFU when the other person is speaking. She was rude and condescending to Joyce and Kyle. It’s YOUR religion that YOU keep putting out there to be questioned. So why get all defensive if someone asks you about it? I’d be happy to explain mine and not feel threatened or judged. Maybe she likes judging and doesn’t want to let anyone make a judgement about her choices.
        I’d never mention religion to her if she was in my circle and I’d sure be careful to not engage her in any conversations. I’ve learned how to talk to a friend who goes on and on about herself and never asks about anyone else. I just stopped asking how she is or how so and so is doing (i.e: kids, siblings, etc). This way I don’t give her the floor to rattle on and on about herself. I enjoy a conversation that goes back and forth. She is doing much better so it’s been fun to talk and have a real conversation rather than listen to a monologue.
        Brandi and her Book writer…. what can I say…. but Nancy I LOVE how you took over and made sure the cover reflected the inside of the book. I’ll never read it, I didn’t read the first one. I like a good fiction book and have my favorite authors. Brandi is not on my list of authors because I don’t think she’s an author.
        It’s Hump Day Eve!!! Wish it was TGIF-eve ::sigh::

      • Keeponrockingme says:

        I completely agree with your take.

      • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

        She asked Carlton if she cast spells, right in front of everybody, at Carlton’s own house.

  10. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    Lisa’s blog is sucks. She took the opportunity to slam Kyle and made no mention of why she thought Brandi should talk to Sheanna …Lisa is going for a bit of the victim storyline herself this season.

    • chismosa™ says:

      I may bite the bullet and read a blog today. Carlton’s should be a HOOT!

      I want the comments dammit

    • kit9 says:

      I freaking knew it! I knew she’d just ignore it and pretend it didn’t happen. She’s knows there’s no good or reasonable explanation for it so she just ignores it.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        I had a feeling she would ignore it too-but I believe she had a reason for suggesting Brandi talk to Shaenna…I just can’t figure out what it is.

        • kit9 says:

          Oh, there’s def a reason. My take is above.

          • rabblerouser2010R says:

            The reason is, Brandi needed to be punished for making the “Stop Strategizing” remark in Palm Springs, not to mention her rebuking Lisa’s attempts to ‘mother’ her over the broken hand.

            I don’t like Brandi at all…so it pains me to say this…but if I were Brandi, I would have told Lisa she was out of her fn mind when she asked that Shaneena be congratulated on her engagement.

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              Everyone knows my feelings for Brandi but that was so stupid of Lisa to suggest such a thing-

  11. VV™ says:

    To me it was obvious that Lisa and Kyle were not in better terms when they agreed to have a combined Bday party for Moe and Ken. They did it for Bravo. Kyle’s body language always gives it away. You combine that with her raspy whiny voice on TH. I have no doubt.

    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Same with Lisa-she was not friendly to Kyle and she was condescending the entire time-especially when Kyle was making her toast.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Wait, let me get the 🎾🎾🎾🎾🎾

        Ok go on ……

      • VV™ says:

        I was referring to the meeting with Kevin Lee at Villa Blanca. At the party, Kyle got there late and I think Kyle was supposed to get there earlier to help.

        • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          Ummm help? Who was she supposed to help-the help?

          • chismosa™ says:



          • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

            As the guest of honor, Mauricio should have been there to greet guests. As co-hostess, Kyle should have been there to greet the guests.

          • VV™ says:

            Lisa alluded to Kyle being there late. Kyle TH said they (Kevin & Lisa) didn’t need her help since they didn’t want her input.
            I’m sure it wasn’t about moving furniture or cooking but perhaps about how the evening would unfold…

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              And they didn’t need her help but they should have listened to her input because those aquatic dancers were quite sad…

              • VV™ says:

                Kyle suggested a Psychic? ….

                • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                  And Lisa suggested aquatic dancers…such great ideas!!

                  • VV™ says:

                    I thought Kevin Lee suggested it first. I’m sure. She agreed.

                    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                      Whoever suggested and whoever agreed-bad decision-that’s all. Not saying a psychic would have been better but those dancers were a total NO!

                    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

                      Yes, it was Kevin who suggested it…it sounded like a goodish idea…but poorly executed. Lisa kept saying…you said “synchronized swimming”…really? It didn’t make the tape did it? Kevin didn’t say synchronized nuthin. Or am I wrong here?

      • kit9 says:

        Lisa was straight up mocking Kyle during her toast.

        • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

          I’m going to agree with you on that one. 100% Kyle was being heartfelt…well, she tried but Brandi, Lisa, and Carlton weren’t having it, were they?

        • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          She was mocking her and if it were the other way around Lisa would have cried about it in her blog-people say Kyle plays victim but Lisa is taking her victimhood very seriously-her blog is full of poor me and my 3/4 nipple!!!

          • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

            i disagree about Lisa crying about it if the tables had been turned. Lisa would have laughed it off. Plus, I can’t even see her being heartfelt about Ken anyway (at least on camera).

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              She would laugh it ff on camera but then in her blog she would make a big deal-it seems to be her MO this season…JMO!!

  12. chismosa™ says:

    Thanks for the breakdown NMD. The patience you have ! 

    I smell something producer-staged with regards to Joyce NOT being at Ken/Mauricio’s party >>>>therefore Brandi could focus on her other enemy Schaena. 
    Along with Lisa saying to B to go speak to Schawna about her engagement ….. I think it’s producer chop ups. 

    I bet Lisa was having a larger discussion with Brandi and of course the very **Evolutionary** producers only show lisa whispering so as to make it seem like she’s trying to fool the mike. This is like her 5th or 6th season of bravo reality shows – she knows what the mikes pick up. 
    Very suspicious
    Someone mentioned this yesterday I think. 
    Or I’m just listening to VV too much. 😜

    Carlton- why don’t you at least say Goodbye to your bloody hosts – instead of just clomping out with your husband. Bloody rude. 
    I think carl has a thing for blondes maybe. Hates brunettes? Only tolerates Lisa because she feels linked to her since they’re both British? 

    Another edit I noticed: 

    there was musical chairs when Kyle got up to move after they stopped arguing – because Mauricio was moved also. That was a very smooth fluid scene continuation. More must have been said. One minute Morris and Kyle are where they were while Kyle and Carl fought and then poof – Kyle got up but we didn’t see Morris get up. Smooth moves Evolution. 👏👏
    Lisa looked marvelous on WWH. Loved her outfit. 
    She had on a satin very Ramona-esque dress on the Today show yesterday. She said she’s “blindsided” this season. You DONT SAY. 

    Estimate: 400 comments today 

    • VV™ says:

      Very good because that scene was choppy. Will dissect when see it again.

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Chismosa!

      • chismosa™ says:

        Catch ya later. Keep an eye. 😳

        A/The Kyle scene changing her seat
        II/ Lisa talking with BBB about talking to Schaena and NO Joyce to distract 12 year old -minded BBB. Drama needed.


    • Pghemtchick says:

      Nice catches 🙂

      I brought up Lisa’s scene being edited down last night. It felt like it was part of a warning. A “hey Scheana’s here & has some bling on her finger. Play nice and just say congrats… I don’t want another tooth incident”.

      She was fine w/ Scheana at brunch and on WWHL. She commented that it was karma at the chamber party. That upset Scheana and made Brandi look petty since she’s already said she’s so above Scheana. I don’t recall any complaints here about Scheana being there.

      Lisa left Scheana out of SUR dinner because Brandi was an emotional wreck over Chica and the Joyce stuff. Lisa didnt add fuel to either of their fires there-didn’t add more stress to Brandi or give Scheana ammunition to use against Brandi (albeit she sees via TV and hears via coworkers).

      Lisa knows there isn’t going to be a Joyce issue why not invite Scheana and Stossi to work it. They both are Pandora’s friends and have been to Lisa and Ken’s several times. This also gives Pandy some people to hang with while the drama scenes are going down. I don’t see an issue with her there. Brandi had the power last night. Like someone said she could have made a I hope your husband doesn’t stray or be tempted etc. she could have “won”, but no.

  13. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Its bright and sunny Thk goodness although that will end by this weekend. Sigh. Spring where are you? It’s hump day eve so I’ll take that. 🙂 Have a great day.

  14. chismosa™ says:

    We don’t know for sure if reunion is this Friday – or next ?

    Andy would have to take a redeye after doing WWH Thursday night and then film for like 10 hours Friday? I don’t think so.
    So I’ll be on the lookout if Thursday is LIVE. — he’s having someone from the Office on and I thought Todd Packer also but instead it’s the guy from ugly Betty.
    I could have sworn he was having Todd packer on !
    Darn it.

    I’ll keep an eye 🔎🔎

  15. VV™ says:

    I wonder if after Kyle called Carlton Anti Semite, we would’ve gotten a Crying Head of Carlton all offended by being labeled that we would feel different?
    Kyle is milking those TH no doubt about it. Kyle herself said she can act.

    • chismosa™ says:

      When she said “well you didn’t have to TAKE IT” back to Carlton about the necklace, it was worthy of at least a 2nd callback to Days. I rewound it.

    • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

      Carlton was so right about Kyle.

    • BB says:

      No, we are going to get a crying head of Carlton next week being all offended. May I just say something here? Carlton may or may not be Anti Semite. I have no idea and Kyle shouldn’t have said that based on the example she was using. However, doesn’t Carlton have tattoo of a cross with the letters F U on it? As a Christian, that’s offensive to me. So I have to roll my eyes a little when Carlton acts all holier than thou and professes she doesn’t have a prejudiced bone in her body. If I’m incorrect about the tattoo, someone please correct me. My memory is not always totally accurate.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        Carlton’s reaction to Kyle asking if she had a Jewish star tattoo could be taken as Carlton being insulted that she would ever have such a tattoo-doesn’t make her an Anti Semite it just makes her a moron. Kyle says in her blog that’s her egrets saying that to Carlton-it was stupid. Carlton is offensive on so many levels and labels everyone on the show except Brandi-she’s tiresome.

        • rabblerouser2010R says:

          IMO the bottom line is this….
          Kyle accusing Carlton of being an anti-Semite because she looked like a cat shit in her mouth when asked if that was a Jewish star on the surface as a lot more validity than a Carlton having a ‘bad dream’ or that Kyle didn’t want to use a bathroom that had someone elses turd still in it.

          Although, I don’t think Carlton is specifically anti-semitic. I think she is makes a mockery out of all religions..including her own. It’s another layer of her disgusting hypocrisy, as though she expects everyone else to fall on their knees and give reverence to Wicca but is offended when they attest to their own faith.

      • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

        She does have such a tatoo and seemed rather proud of it..

      • Carlton may very well not “have a prejudiced bone in her body.” I’d say she shows little prejudice in whom she chooses to offend – everybody, leaving no one out. 😉

      • trudie says:

        I am in total agreement BB. Moreover, doesn’t Carlton have an antique confessional in her home where she has intimated sexual encounters have taken place? Her indignation over any perceived slights of her Wiccan-ness gets no sympathy from me. You can’t have it both ways, Carlton.

        • kit9 says:

          Exactly. And, that cross tattoo with the FU on is clearly a loud FU*K YOU to Christianity. Probably commentary on what she thinks Christianity did to her religion. And, she gave some bs explanation at the time about how its’ an FU to ‘negativity’. Please. It’s an FU to Christianity.So, for her to be horrified when someone says she’s a bigot to to other religions is absurd. She’s already shown she is a religious bigot.

          • mrs peabody says:

            I’m not a religious person myself even though I believe in God but I took offense to that tattoo. Who says FU on a cross? I found that to be very disrespectful

            • mm in oc says:

              regardless of being extremely disrespectful (this coming from an agnostic), it’s pretty immature to do that as well. It’s what children do and get covered up once they realize how stupid and potentially insulting it is.

      • kit9 says:

        The woman is a Wiccan but has a cross tattoo so why not think she’d get a SofD tattoo? So, her stated reason for her disgusted reaction to Kyle asking if that was a Star of David, is complete bs.Her reaction was revulsion almost, complete with obscene hand gesture.

    • gweema says:

      According to an article on Celebrity Net Worth, Kyle and Carlton are good friends and Carlton was introduced to the show via Kyle. This is all a setup to make viewers change their attitude toward Kyle if that is true.

      • rabblerouser2010R says:

        I don’t believe a thing that is written on Celebrity Net Worth, namely what they state someones net worth is. I think it’s inflated by 10x. 🙂

  16. Prince Ali says:

    Yolanda really goes after Lisa in her blog, it seems rather desperate.

    I don’t understand why Lisa told Brandi to congratulate Scheana. Even if a producer told her to do it, or if she was trying to help Brandi come off as taking the high road, it really was not her place.

    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Plus the fact that she knows Brandi so well-Brandi never takes the high road and why would she start with Sheanna? It doesn’t make any sense to me at all and it drives me crazy that Lisa didn’t address it in her blog!

      • kit9 says:

        She wanted Brandi to make a scene with Sheena, complete w/the usual Brandisms of smart assery and bitchiness so she could then use it on VPR, too.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Well I just meant what if Lisa and B were standing there talking for like 20 minutes and all that came out to us was “go wish her congrats”

      It just seems off.

      But next week b feels ‘played’ by Lisa. Or whatever she said 🙄

      • mrs peabody says:

        she probably said a lot to her that we didn’t see but my guess is it was more like “just tell her congrats and nothing else, I don’t want any problems tonight.

    • BB says:

      Yes, the first page of Yolanda’s blog is a warning to Brandi. The second page makes excuses for Carlton if I remember correctly. Pages 3-5 are about Lisa for the most part. I don’t get it. What has Lisa done to Yolanda to get this kind of treatment from her? Brandi is going to go with the excuse that Lisa used and manipulated her. But Yolanda? I don’t get it.

      • VV™ says:

        I think Yofo is Jelly. Mohamed is close to Lisa. Mohamed’s home was featured on S1,2,3 because of his friendship with Lisa.

        • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

          Jelly? Maybe she’s resentful. But what does Lisa have that Yofo doesn’t have? just wondering what exactly, she would be jealous of. She’s not in love with Mo no mo, so there can’t be jealousy about that. Yofo’s house has gotten its share of screentime, too! She resents Lisa’s friendship with Mo perhaps. But I don’t see jelly. I may be splitting hairs here.

          • VV™ says:

            It might boil down to Lisa getting all the attention and a lot of endorsements…Yofo from her high hose probably thinks Lisa doesn’t deserve. Yofo is very judgemental. She never liked Lisa since she came on he show.

            • mrs peabody says:

              Yofo thinks just because she was a model and is now married to the King she should have been top dog on the show. She went into this thinking that and found out she could not topple the Queen so now her King has no Queen. In reality all she is is an ex-model who was married to one rich man and is now the 4th or 5th wife of another rich man. She sees herself as someone important and I’m betting you no on in Beverly Hills sees her as that. Heck even her ex thinks Lisa is the most amazing woman he has ever known (or whatever it was he said, I didn’t see it). Think of it, if your ex-husband said that about some other woman how would you feel. It’d be bad enough if it was another wife he said it about (meaning you weren’t his favorite) but to say it about someone he wasn’t even married to, ouch!

              • mariareads says:

                Just some very old news but did you all know that Foster was the driver who hit Ben Vereen on the PCH all those years ago? I had no idea and ran across the info when I was reading about Foster’s career.

  17. chismosa™ says:

    Is she referring to the troubles that poor she and Juicy are going through?

  18. HuskerHuny says:

    The snow has started!!! Much needed precipitation for sure. The weather people are saying 3-5 inches with 20-30 mph winds. That’s when the drifting starts. This winter has been so dry so we need anything we can get. I really feel for those of you who have been hit time after time all winter long. Wish we could take some of that snow from you. Have to get my snow scoop warmed up and ready to go – see ya!

    • BB says:

      Better you than me. I’ve had my fill for the Winter and hope to see no more.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Yeah Husker come on by and pick up as many inches as you’d like !

      They called it “heart attack” snow last night so we have to be careful. 😦

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      I could be very happy with some of that ‘dry’…

  19. TexasTart says:

    Can not keep up with comments…forgive any dupilcate mention, maybe VV caught this, she is good at finding these things, but I noticed an editing gaffe that need not have happened. Not because what was shown; but because it proves what would seems to be an unnecessary splice dice.

    At Lisa’s dinner table and the guy is about to sing with the guitar, there is a camera angle behind Lisa and you can see she exhales smoke, and camera angle changes again and she is not smoking. My point is that everything that lead up to that and after that seems fluid but MUST be re-enacted in my opinion because there’s no smoke or smoking materials to be seen.
    I could care less if Lisa smokes, my point is I think they re-enacted part of that dinner and I wonder why.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Oh $hit how did I miss this!!!

      Thanks ! Interesting.

    • VV™ says:

      I didn’t see it either. Thanks will look at it.
      I do recall that Martin (Lisa’s friend was sitting next to her when the singer came up)

  20. TexasTart says:

    Also facial reactions from dinner guests to Kyle and the witch bitch showdown were not insync. And for what it’s worth; Maury looked very drunky before the toast and seemed to sober up really quick after Brandi and Carlton crossed their proverbial lines. Props to Kyle again for keeping her composure – I could NOT have done that with a lunatic spewing hatred at me for no good reason!

  21. Lander (SC Girl) says:

    You know why I think Brandi did nothing about her hand> Because of her book cover photo shot!
    If someone else came to this conclusion last night disregard this post. I could not read all the comments, we have some many now.

  22. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

  23. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    This nut

    • TexasTart says:

      This nut, lol. She doesn’t do her Bravo blog because they told her to use words, no symbols.

      For the emoji impaired – you’re not missing anything, but here goes:

      Tuesday [sun coming out behind cloud] Day [happy face] Vavoomshebang [4 explosions] I [heart] my family [heart]
      I [heart] my [dog] Kingsley. The rest is all [hearts] and [turtles]

      Supposedly this is Kim’s brain sober, lol

  24. jezzibel says:

    I would suggest that Lisa in a misguided attempt, to help Brandi move on from the ex, suggested that she go talk to Ol Grey tooth who had recently gotten engaged and therefore was moving on from her past mistake ……I’m not making excuses for what Brandi’s ex did, it was cruel(but it seem like it was a pattern in their marriage), but he’s moved on with is life, his various mistresses have all moved on with their lives. It will take years for Brandi to move on, forgive, and hopefully grow from the experience(or she may never, who knows).

    • Rebecca says:

      How old is Brandi’s youngest? 10 years old? Yes, she needs to move on. It was her husband telling everyone he was separated from his wife.

  25. Orson says:

    A couple of thoughts here:

    1. Jax would screw a snake if he could get it’s legs apart.
    B. A pentangle has 5 points. A Star of David has 6 points. If I saw the top half of a pentangle (only 3 points), I might wonder if the unseen half had 2 or 3 points.
    III. Didn’t it come out during Brandi’s and Sheana’s first sit down that while Sheana was screwing Eddie, she didn’t know he was married? If that’s the case, I’d sort of turn down some of the Sheana hate.
    4th. Now that Kyle realizes that it doesn’t matter WHAT she does or says, it’ll set Carlton off, she should take advantage of it. I’m sure Big Kathy taught her all about how to do stuff like that. Kyle is not an innocent babe in the woods, no matter how much she enjoys playing the victim. Carlton does seem to have a hair-trigger on her BSC switch.
    0101. Speaking of BSC switches and thinking of Simon’s revelation, what illicit or misused prescription drugs have a side effect of increasing one’s anger (or paranoia leading to anger)? There was KBB on Scary Island, Aviva at St Bart’s, Nene and Apollo at that recent thing, and of course, our own Miss Congeniality of BH, Carlton.

    This was going to be ||||| |, but I decided it’d be too long and complicated for a bullet point on a list.
    What will the alliances be at the reunion? The more I started thinking about it, the more it reminded me of playing rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock. ETA: I’ll be introducing the term “capital” into my discussion. Here’s a dictionary definition of how I’ll be using it: “a store of useful assets or advantages”.

    Last season ended with Kyle and Lisa back on friendly speaking terms and Kyle wishing they were in a better place with each other (you can be friendly without being friends). And Kyle and Lisa did do that Ken/Mo party together. So, will Kyle risk this friendship capital by siding with Brandi against Lisa? Especially with whatever Carlton and Brandi have going on between them? I don’t think so. Kim is still a blur to me. I think to avoid any thinking on her part, she’ll side with Kyle.

    I don’t know where Yoyo stands. She had Brandi’s back and was positioning herself against Lisa. Was that just because she was taking Brandi’s side? Now she seems to be distancing herself from Brandi and maybe she’ll back off on the Lisa shots. I think Kyle may be a bit jealous of Yoyo. Maybe Yoyo is good with Joyce? Lord knows, Joyce could use friends on the show.

    Carlton? Besides Brandi, who else likes her? A digression here: The “Like” words can be used all sorts of ways and are easily misunderstood. You can “like” someone and they’re your friend. You can “dislike” someone and they’re your enemy, to some degree. That’s the easy part. What about “don’t like/don’t dislike” someone? Maybe I don’t know someone well enough to either like or dislike them. Maybe I know someone but they haven’t made a strong enough impression on me to go either way? Or maybe they’re just in a different orbit so they pretty much don’t matter to me except when externals bring our orbits together?

    I don’t think Lisa and Carlton have any use for each other. I think Brits can be really good at subtle or not so subtle snark, but also can be gracious. So, I’m saying Lisa is probably gracious towards Carlton when they have to be in the same place for filming, but on the other hand, wouldn’t mind if Carlton dropped off the planet either. Carlton’s not worth the “nice” capital Lisa would lose by baring her claws at Carlton.

    Yikes, this is going on too long and I have to make a grocery run before it starts snowing here again. Lulu, how could you have left this winter wonderland?

    • VV™ says:

      Kyle and Lisa attempted to reconcile. At the reunion, all went out the window. Their friendship was cold as ice.

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      Laughing at your numbering system, Orson.. Especially the binary 5 😆

    • BB says:

      I was wondering the same thing about the reunion. How are the alliances going to fall? Since there are probably 5 or so episodes left and the reunion taping is rumored to be this Friday, does that mean the housewives have seen all the remaining episodes or are they going into this reunion not knowing how it all plays out at the end with the editing and the talking heads added in? Inquiring minds want to know.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        I’m thinking they have all the episodes by now-it would be silly to have the reunion without them being able to comment on the big stuff that always happens at the end of the season.

    • Pghemtchick says:

      Great points.

      On number 3, Didn’t Brandi recently go on a date with a married man? For some reason I’m recalling a podcast or twitter rant about it. Something about her not knowing until the end of the date. Well, she should understand the beginnings of the Scheana thing. Now, the going back after knowing he was married is a different story. Knowing or not, for that whole date Brandi was the other woman in the eyes of that mans mrs.

    • mrs peabody says:

      reply to III, Didn’t Eddie have numerous flings while married to Brandi. Why is it just the one he had with Sheanna (or whatever her name is) the only one Brandi is so upset about?

      • mm in oc says:

        Anything to play the poor wifey and gain more screen time. I said in a previous blog that if she really didn’t want to deal with Scheana, the best thing she could do is completely ignore her.

      • Orson says:

        I think that’s a pretty easy question to answer, Mrs P. Sheana may be the only one whose name Brandi knows. And she’s certainly the only one who’s a cast member on VPR, so it’s not that difficult to arrange for their paths to cross. It’s a lot harder to hold a grudge against someone you NEVER see or run into than it is with someone who is an employee of one of your cow-orkers.

      • Powell says:

        I’m guessing cuz besides LeAnn Scheana’s the only one she had the opp to tell her how she felt. Brandi either needs to be civil to Scheana or hate Scheana. Scheana thinks it’s all squashed and done with.

    • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

      “B. A pentangle has 5 points. A Star of David has 6 points. If I saw the top half of a pentangle (only 3 points), I might wonder if the unseen half had 2 or 3 points.”

      She saw the girls’ names. They were at the top, so she saw the whole tattoo.

  26. Thank you BB for an excellent Blog! You overdid yourself, Girl! I could not understand what it was going on the conversation between Kyle and Carlton…Thanks for taking the time and the effort to put it together!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

  27. Pghemtchick says:

    Someone mentioned Lisa and Kyle’s fractured relationship due to the friends to only sell houses comments. They aren’t brushed off this season. In the previews on Bravo’s site, Brandi reminds Kyle about them as she questions her (Kyle’s) relationship with Lisa to better understand her own.

    Notice also next week, Brandi is wearing an actual brace on her hand. From the glance, it looks similiar to the braces you get for breaking a thumb.

    She also says, “Lisa’s never once asked me to say anything for her, but I was being manipulated in to doing things and saying things I didn’t “effing” want to say”.
    So is Lisa all powerful she can mind control Brandi?

    • mrs peabody says:

      I’m going to call crap on that, Brandi’s too truthful for that, she’d just come right out and say, I don’t really want to say this but Lisa is manipulating me to so I must. Brandi does want Brandi wants and doesn’t give a d*** how she looks or sounds. She’s full of crap.

    • VV™ says:

      Brandi is good at twisting things.

    • BB says:

      I wouldn’t want to admit I am so weak-minded that someone could manipulate me so easily. Lisa’s smart, but these women are giving her way to much credit. lol.

      • Orson says:

        I have a will of hardened steel! Well, iron! Um, lead? Okay, like a wax candle that’s been left out sitting in direct sunlight through a window. Still, Lisa would have to be a lot less married and show a lot more decolletage to manipulate me that easily. And I am unanimous in that!

    • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

      I need a flow chart here:

      Brandi gets mad at Adrienne, and goes gossiping to one of her 14,000 BFFs who is a former attorney of Adrienne and Paul.

      The attorney tells Brandi that Adrienne at least used a surrogate (allegedly) and I’m thinking more (because of Paul’s words about slandering his then-wife).

      Brandi brings it up on camera.

      The attorney gets sued by Adrienne (who has to name Brandi as the vessel of the slander).

      But this is LISA’S fault? OK!

      • Orson says:

        You’ve convinced me! Lisa is a master puppeteer! I admire the way she almost got away with it. But you’re too smart for her, Rebecca!

  28. mm in oc says:

    Does anyone remember – the whole reason for the sit down between Scheana and Brandi was because they were going to be around eachother and they needed to settle differences (and of course there’s the ratings issue as well). I’m really tired of Brandi being a jerk. I really am not sure whether she’s really upset about the affair (that Schaena didn’t realize was an affair) or if she’s just constantly angling for screen time. I’m venturing to say the second option, particularly because of her really lame and rude outburst during the toast.

    • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

      Brandi’s husband denied they were together to be with Sheana. Not Sheana’s fault.

  29. TexasTart says:

    Oh look DR Crackerjack got another gig. 🙄 I won’t be checking this out because I don’t believe a word either of these two say, but maybe someone is interested…

    • mm in oc says:

      Have you noticed that Kim seems to be much more coherent these past couple episodes?

      • TexasTart says:

        Yes. Sometimes she is better than others.

      • Orson says:

        Hard to believe, huh? I hope she’s in some sort of 12 step program. Maybe she’s rounding the corner?

        • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

          No she’s not. She’s still not honest, she’s still being nasty to the people who don’t treat her like a goddess of the silver screen, and she still doesn’t think she needs to ask for forgiveness to the people she hurt.

          • mm in oc says:

            I agree with you Rebecca, Kim is not doing the steps and taking accountability for her past transgressions. I’m just surprised she’s actually sounds coherent in her THs. However, her blogs appear to be written by an 8th grader (as well as her twitter).

  30. VV™ says:

    What was that Kyle said at the party about there should be T-shirts with the saying Where’s Kim?…….. Was she’s making fun of her sister?

  31. And I don’t know if any of you ever watched the Jerry Springer show called Baggage, Jax was on …. here is his episode…

    I don’t watch the show but since I was listening to the audio of BH, I kept listening when VPR came on, Did Jax ever mention he lost his virginity to a friend’s mom…???? I had to shut it off when this screeching sound came on…cat in heat, someone singing???

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  33. Powell says:

    Why the heck is Carlton Who on BHs again? She’s got a fricken problem. That argument w/Kyle mad no sense. I guess cuz Joyce wasn’t there she had to pick on somebody.

  34. Exit4 says:

    I’ll have to watch it again-but my impression of the anti-Semitic thing wasn’t so much kyle calling her an anti-Semite, but asking if Carlton’s reaction to Kyle thinking she has a star of David mean she’s anti-Semitic? Basically, Everytime Kyle asks her anything about her religion or the multiple religious symbols she has in her home or on her body- Carlnut freaks out and accuses her of disrespecting her religion. So when Kyle thought (wrongly) that her tattoo was a Jewish symbol and Carlton (again) lost her mind, I thought Kyle was asking her if her reaction (as if she was horrified at the idea of a Star of David tattoo) was her being anti-Semitic. I kind of think she was trying to point out how stupid going from an innocent remark or question to accusations of hatred or disrespect is. Not that she actually believed she was anti Semitic. But of course they only hear a word and nothing else. Does that make sense?

    Of course Carlnut went right to labels-because any kind of subtext or correlations is lost on these women! In any case, Carlton does everything she accuses everyone else of doing. Makes threats and is horrified when called out. I can’t imagine she’ll be around another season. Very few people like her.

    • Carlnut, lol! She labeled her a Label-er, hahaha!!

    • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

      The tattoo – I don’t take offensive as a Catholic and I’ll explain why.

      I don’t think Carlton is creative. At all. She wanted a cross. She wanted F U. She has a son named Cross. She didn’t think this through.

      So, she’s just dumb, she’s not thoughtful. No thought process at all went into that tattoo..

      • Exit4 says:

        Her tatoos don’t offend me as a catholic either. She has no religion IMO-it’s all for shock value.

        • kit9 says:

          Good, I’m glad they don’t but to me it’s clear that she’s trying to offend. There’s no way she just accidentally put FU on a cross, imo. It’s a religious symbol with the words FU on it. I think it’s an FU to Christianity and her little way of expressing anger at what she believes Christianity did to her religion. She brags she has a real Catholic confessional that she has sex in. That’s a literal FU to Christianity. I’m sure she thinks she’s being clever but she’s def trying to offend. And, I read her son is named after her husbands business, Stockcross financial.

          • BB says:

            I agree. Whether it’s for shock value or not, it’s offensive, at least to me. Can’t speak for others.

          • Rebecca says:

            Carlton’s son’s name is Cross. How would anyone with half a brain not think this tattoo, an F U cross, would not make people think it could be associated with her son? I mean really – it’s just plain stupid! Mother of the year, anyone?

        • Katie (aka kats2) says:

          Yep shock, attention, get noticed, etc. . . She needs help. The lesbian sex stuff the language the always offended stuff, something is missing in her life. But she is incredibly boring and vulgar.

    • Keeponrockingme says:

      Carlnut, lol. Did anyone else notice that Lisa said “disgusting” at Carlton’s party several times and looked less than enthused to be there? And yet, Varlton chose to single out Kyle for her comments about someone pooping in the bathroom. I think Carlnut is scared of Lisa.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        Yes I noticed Lisa said “disgusting” (I agree with her)-now why wouldn’t Carlton go nuts over that?? She’s crazy!!

      • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

        I think she’s annoyed that Kyle continues to make comments like this for attention. Maybe Carlton just should have stayed home and watched this season, rather than film it as a cast member. It’s Beverly Hills, dahling…. shi shi shi shi shi!

        • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          Kyle made the smelly poop comment for attention? I don’t even think Kyle made the comment but that’s neither here nor there-Carlton had no problem being called a cu*t by Brandi but the fact that Kyle has the nerve to breathe simply drives her insane.

          • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

            Would you say that? At a party full of people? On camera?

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              Would I ask if she dabbled in witch craft if we were in her garden and she was going on and on about witchy balls and all that-maybe. If I saw a confessional in someones living room I might inquire about that too-and if I saw someone with a cross on their arm with FU*K written in it I would wonder what the hell this persons deal is. Then I would figure they were trying too hard to be edgy and I would go on my Merry way.

              • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                Oh wait-this is the wrong subject. Would I say the bathroom smelled like poop? Idk? Maybe if I walked in and the smell smack me in the face-I might blurt out EWWWW IT STINKS IN HERE?

            • rabblerouser2010R says:

              I am pretty sure it was Joyce who said someone made a poopie and Kyle replied with Awww gross.

              • VV™ says:

                She did or at least sounded like her. Kyle followed with the Ewww.

              • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:


                • TexasTart says:

                  Yes, it was just the two of them there was NO line, there were NO people standing around to hear it and it was not easy to hear in the first place. Seemed to be a perfectly normal reaction to the smell hitting you with a reaction. I hardly think anyone considered they were being filmed at the moment or that we would turn this into (insert mystery music) POOPGATE!

      • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

        Hi Keep on! Carlton threw a kinda yucky party,…she can’t see that? Kyle should have said, “But Carlton, poop and the smell of poop IS disgusting! Would you like to accompany me to the bathroom, I feel a movement a’comin. Would you like to sit next to me? NO? Why? Because it’s grossssss!!!”

      • mrs peabody says:

        she wouldn’t go after the Queen but Kyle is really nobody when you think about it. Lisa is a business woman and probably has a better standing in the community than Kyle, why mess with her and possibly have it come back on her husband’s business. I think her and Brandi are both the same, they both go for the shock value.

    • mrs peabody says:

      I kind of wondered the same thing myself, Kyle’s remark had more to do with wondering if “her” was having a reaction to the symbol itself and what it meant rather than Kyle calling her antic-Semitic

  35. rabblerouser2010R says:

    So, I wonder if the whole Kyle vs Carlton showdown at the party is going to be named “Star Wars”.

  36. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    • Pghemtchick says:

      Lol. This is pathetic. It’s so far fetched imo.

      Yep, I can so see Lisa inviting Scheana to her house to have a cup of tea and talk wardrobes and life experiences. Scheana inviting Lisa to hit the clubs every night. Yep. Lol. It was hard enough to imagine Lisa being BFFs with Brandi let alone a younger woman who lacks social graces. I’ve said it before, Brandi doesn’t run or fit in Lisa or Yo’s social circle and surely Scheana doesn’t either.

      • VV™ says:

        Totally pathetic she’s calling her best friend when all season long she’s been bashing Lisa along with Yolsnda. Ex making fun of Lisa’s fall on DWTS, talking behind Lisa’s back with Hoyce about Hairgate, drunk Brandi telling Lisa to stop strategizing, taking Yofo to Sacramento because Lisa is too high class and many more and this is on the show only. Countless interviews prior to season airing and tweets bashing Lisa………. and Brandi calss Lisa “BFF”.

    • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

      Sheana has been in Lisa’s life as her daughter’s best friend for years. Brandi is a drive-by work acquaintance and THIS little tirade is one of the reasons why.

    • plainviewsue says:

      Honestly, I think Brandi has the brain capacity of a teenager. Lisa is executive producer of a show that features Scheanna & the rest of the servers at Sur. How is Lisa bff’s with Schenna? She works for her. I think we now know what the reason is for Brandi throwing her friendship with Lisa out the window. Lisa is a very lucky person.

  37. VV™ says:

    On the Kyle/Carlton dinner exchange, I counted TH as follows again subject to revision. Looks one sided to me:

    Kyle: 4
    Carlton: 0
    Brandi: 1
    Lisa: 1

    Just sayin’ …..

    • Exit4 says:

      I’m confused? Not to to do! Lol

    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      What are you just sayin’? What does THs have to with that convo they had? Carlton was acting like a raving lunatic-they had her reaction-they wanted Kyle’s.

      • VV™ says:

        TH are how Bravo tells the story. They link situations. They are basically questions by producers to keep the script in line to tell the story (I’m paraphrasing a Bravo producer).

        Why isn’t Carlton granted the same amount of TH on that exchange? That’s a fear question. It doesn’t have anything to do with her odd behavior. She should be able to tell her side.
        That’s all.

        • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          Perhaps she was ranting in the THs they filmed and making less sense than she did last night so they didn’t think it was necessary to show us. She’s kind of strange and her TH are strange too.

          • HuskerHuny says:

            That was my thought as well Jill. Crazy Carlton was probably so out of her mind screaming, yelling and using profanities at such a rate that the beeper couldn’t keep up.

          • VV™ says:

            That would have been Gold Footage by Bravo standards.
            This season Kyle and Brandi are narrating. They have the most TH out of all of them.

        • rabblerouser2010R says:

          I think they were waiting for Carlton’s head to stop spinning….but that didn’t happen.

    • BB says:

      Revision (according to my running commentary in the blog):
      Kyle: 4
      Carlton: 1 (talking about putting the necklace in distilled water)
      Brandi: 2
      Lisa: 1

    • VV™ says:

      I stand corrected. BB on her excellent blog above says Carlton had 1 TH.

  38. Exit4 says:

    Have any Wiccans ever commented on Carlton?

  39. shamrockblonde says:

    such absolute nonsense – Carlton – has she ever been a dominatrix? she seems to enjoy being the one in charge – giving the orders – no talking back – do as I say – do not question me kind of girl – only on crack – as for the issue of the cross – I don’t like it – not sure what her true motive was for getting it, but to me, someone who does not know her or her thoughts – something I suspect I should be grateful for – it is kind of not just an insult to my faith, but to her son as well – at least it could be perceived as such – as for Lisa – I think she saw Brandi talking to Sheena – yes I know that it is not the right spelling – as a way of giving Brandi a chance to be a grown up – Brandi could have said no, or just chose not to – she claims to be a grown up but refuses to act like one – Lisa was taking her at her word – a grown up goes to an event and acts in a gracious and respectful manner – being the better person and putting aside your own feelings is something adults do all the time – clearly this eludes Brandi on a regular basis – I have already explained my thoughts on her – but she cannot have it both ways – she cannot wish to be treated like an adult and behave like a child – as for Kyle – this woman is exhausting – just exhausting – she brought a knife to a gunfight when she started with Carlton – and not for nothing – referring to Carlton as “her” while she was sitting right there was rude – she should have called her by name – for all of her “I am Beverly Hills” attitude, she is lacking in the social graces – in more ways than just that –

    more snow tomorrow – be safe my angels – *hugs entire lynnfam really hard*

    • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:


    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      LOL…I can’t remember if you were part of the conversation..(.I do remember Jill and Pindy) on how “May God Have Mercy On Your Soul ” if you EVER referred to an Irish mother as SHE or HER.

  40. Mene Seela says:

    Carlton seems to me someone who has a *problem* with all or most organized religions. I’m just guessing here but Christian based and/or Judaism. Carlton probably supports any religion other than those.
    I don’t think Kyle’s instinct was wrong in surmising that too. Maybe she could have drawn it out of Carlton on camera in another way instead of concluding the tattoo was a Star of David when it wasn’t.

  41. Mene Seela says:

    Brandi is just gross. Is she going to tell me that she NEVER slept with a married man???

    She won’t “let go” of the Eddie topic because when her marriage ended so did her
    being “Mrs. Famous”.

    I doubt she has the boundaries or the sobriety to match her outrage.

  42. HuskerHuny says:

    A snow emergency has been declared in my town for tonight into tomorrow meaning everyone is encouraged to park their cars off the streets so snow plows can get the snow cleared. Unfortunately, on the block where I live, it means my neighbors put their cars ON THE STREET and when the plow goes by it pushes the snow to my side of the street. Idiots!

    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      I have neighbors who do the same thing-it drives us crazy!!!

      • just wondering in Jersey says:

        My. Ex neighbor parked on the street very near my driveway and the plow always dropped everything in front of my driveway. Boy am I glad he moved.

  43. Nancy says:

    Bode Miller came in 6th Men’s Slalom World Cup. Not exactly a medal finish. 😦
    I hope he does better in Sochi.

  44. TexasTart says:

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      Love her. I hope she shows others how to handle this horrible situation with grace. There are enough bottomfeeders on the Bravo network (past and present). Time to clean house.

      • TexasTart says:


      • mariareads says:

        Agreed! I think Ramona is having quite a time of it and so far she’s trying to deal with some dignity. Good for her. I’m disgusted with Mario. Completely disgusted.

        • Mene Seela says:

          Me too!
          I’m sure Mario is feeling all Look everyone I’m scoring with a 27 yr old! but soon she will dump him for someone in her age group. Probably right after Mario karaoke’s Stairway To Heaven for the 17th time.

  45. jezzibel says:

    By her own admission her ex was sleeping with half of hollyweird(good chance he still is), her anger at Ol Gray tooth may stem from that fact that she publicly outed herself as one of his boinks and to Brandi she is the face of all those other anonymous women, the one that she can get at to demean and rage at.

    • jezzibel says:

      and this commenter on the Daily Mail story NAILS IT
      I’m sure he was cheating when they were dating. I’m sure he was cheating when they met; he probably had a girlfriend and Brandi was the other woman. Serial cheaters don’t suddenly become serial cheaters after the wedding. They cheat ALL THE TIME. Seats are available. Please have one Ms Glanville.

      Read more:
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    • Mene Seela says:

      Seriously right on.
      As I mentioned up thread I think Brandi is still upset about not being “Mrs. Actor” than she is about the cheating and demise of her romantic relationship.
      That’s not saying she isn’t sad about her kids family breaking up, just that personally she she’s been robbed of her Fame By Marriage.

      This is what bugs me about her. If her ex was a no-name bank manager she wouldn’t still be pissing about this daily.

  46. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    • HuskerHuny says:

      That’s called karma Brandi.

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      I truly hope for a time when Brandi and anyone out there like her doesn’t have to worry about the room she walks in. Her actions and choices of how she reponds and behaves with the situations in her life (good or bad – fair or unfair) is the bed she has made for herself. I do think some people have taken advantage of her but she’s an adult and chose to play along – there is no one else to blame but herself.

  47. VV™ says:

    Dear Evolution Media,

    PLEASE EVOLVE! Nothing appealing about RHOBH this season. Same recycle stuff; Pole Dancing, Waxing, Dinner Fights, Dog training, fights, fights, fights, and more fights….just plain boring.

    Now DEVOlution is sending some love Kim’s way before she’s fired.
    @evolutionusa: #Behindthescenes at a #RHOBH photoshoot with star @KimRichards11 #VAVOOMSHABANG

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      How do you know Kim will be fired? What has Kim done that is wrong to get fired?

      • VV™ says:

        You can Google. Yes, her attendance has gotten better. She’s blogging as well. She’s doing most of the things she gets paid to do unlike previous years. Word out is major cast changes. Do I know for sure? No. Her lack of story line seems to be an issue.
        I just recall that Bravo and Production companies throw some love before firing cast. It is just a hunch.

  48. mariareads says:

    After reading the blog (thanks for the recap of the argument-I was staring at Carlton as if she was completely out of her mind when it was going on-I missed a bit of it !) and the comments, I have to admit what I have been keeping quiet about. I really, really, really find no redeeming qualities in Carlton at all. Nothing. Nada. Tipota. She’s out of her freaking head. When AOL had message boards I used to frequent a religious board where we all talked, argued and shared our different faiths. It was a mind field for sure but all was anonymous and we were able to block the most obnoxious nut jobs. Mostly different Christian denominations, Jewish and Muslim posters for the most part. A few Buddhists if I recall as well. One day we were suddenly swarmed by people calling themselves “Pagan” “Wiccan” and a couple of other earthy type titles that I can’t recall. What I DO recall is how angry and full of venom the Wiccan and Pagan women were. It was what ruined the conversation for all of us. Never met anyone in real life who was Wiccan but on line they were very hostile which doesn’t mean much but makes me wonder…about Carlton. Is she just a miserable b@tch hiding behind this stuff that she really doesn’t believe in? And what’s with the “used to dabble in the dark before I had kids”? Remember that line? She has said it a few times so she is no innocent. She HAS played games with spells or whatever she practices in the past. She has admitted it. She has absolutely no tolerance for any other faith. I’m not usually offended by ignorance because it’s simply that…stupid, ignorant people who don’t know what they are talking about but I think there is something seriously wrong with Carlton. She has major anger issues and her behavior is bizarre. The flirting with her “help”. OK, so maybe she is Bi. Please, don’t insult me by thinking you are shocking me. Nothing shocks me at this point. I have known enough people in my life to have met a variety of souls and many I have liked and some I have found to be completely rotten people who love to stir the pot and use it to spout venom. Carlton is just not a nice person. Nothing to do with Wicca. Nothing. She’s just not nice and she’s a little nuts as well. But her use of crosses DOES offend me somewhat. It’s a symbol that has enormous meaning to millions and millions of Christians and I truly don’t get decorating her home and her body with that symbol. If she had one or two that she thought were especially beautiful I wouldn’t think anything of it but she has so many and then there is the confessional. I’m Greek Orthodox so it doesn’t have the same meaning to me as it does to Catholics but having said she has had sex in it also offends me. I think this nut job is seriously angry and bent. She’s a sad representation of Wicca, I would think. Loving the earth and it’s creatures and all that she talks about it doesn’t seem that her personality and behavior match that at all. Or is it just trees and grass and animals that she reveres and loathes other human beings? Can’t stand her. And what’s up with that husband of hers? He reminds me of an older Jersey Shore type. Sorry, I know Brandi is usually the one getting the rough posts but Carlton is an ass and her BS is so tiresome. What a misery guts this one is. Hope she is gone next season or I have seen the last of RHBH. Which wouldn’t be much of a loss at this point. On the other hand I am enjoying watching Shahs in Turkey. I have been to Istanbul and that’s another story but really, really am looking forward to tonight’s show.

    • jezzibel says:

      I have a friend who is a wiccan..nice guy(he doesn’t watch RH so I can’t ask for his opinion on Walnut). Elements of christianity(most of modern day life) have their roots in pagan practices and traditions, Walnuts anger at christianity is misplaced(anyone with a basic understanding of history knows this), I thinks she would join any fringe religion, just so she could be outraged if anyone asks her questions about it(all hail the great meatball).
      Carlton if your reading this: Thursday originated from Thor’s-day, Thor being a viking deity of thunder. Here concludes the useless trivia portion of the blog

      • mariareads says:

        I agree Jezzibel. Many elements of Christianity are carried over from pagan practices. Some of which were intentional in order to attract people to the faith. Christmas trees, moving the date of the birth of Christ to be celebrated in December, Easter and on and on. I studied the history of Christianity for 10 years. I learned so very much. Some of it not so nice where people/politics were concerned. There is no question in my mind that there are people who are Wiccan and Pagan who are nice, good people. Carlton IMHO is not one of them. Carlton is an alpha female and she uses her beliefs (which are still not clear to me) to batter people with. Not cool.

        • Nancy says:

          Mariareads…do you still belong to that blog as my husband would love to join it
          as he loves discussing different religions. Would you mind posting the address?
          If not that’s ok.

          • mariareads says:

            Nancy, they are all gone. AOL did away with their message boards one or two years ago. I wish they hadn’t. There were some great ones out there and I learned a great deal because of them. Great people posting too. I belonged to a mystery book board, women’s religious board and a political board. It was great fun. I have met many of my pals from the book board and we still meet up and go to Bouchercon (book festival), look each other up when we travel and have had many stay at our home. Very different from blogs. You really felt like you were having a conversation. I have searched for religious message boards out there in the web but none of them have the same feel to me but your husband could do a google search for religious discussion message boards and there will be tons of hits to look through.

        • jezzibel says:

          I think you might like this I am currently watching it, its about the history of the Celts

        • Powell says:

          Yeah maria. I don’t think we know what Carlton’s beliefs are. It seems to me that what she’s shown us is just for shock value. If she were smart she would have taught the viewers about her religion. I haven’t learned anything from her.

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      I think she’s just a miserable bitch.

    • Powell says:

      IDK what Bravo expected from her at all. I just don’t understand her. Hopefully, hopefully she won’t be back next season. I’d rather watch Kim arrange family photos and fold laundry.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Maria I just LOL’d at your Tipota. You’re right there is NOTHING Tipota about Carlton that is redeeming.

      So interesting about the blog you went to ….and the other ‘paganists’ coming on and being nasty. Hmm

      It’s like people who say they are democratic and liberal and want to accept “all” beliefs or types of people – EXCEPT anything or anyone conservative.
      Not all are like that- just the same hypocrisy.

      Hope to catch you again another day.

  49. VV™ says:

    Andy has been retweeting the Vavoom Shabangs lately.

  50. TexasTart says:

    I honestly believe that Carlton was filled with hatred for Kyle before the cameras ever rolled this season. Maybe the same for Joyce, but the vibe isn’t the same at all. Carlton is one of those bitches that decides she doesn’t like a person based on a ridiculous thing that she probably knew nothing about first hand (and stands by that until death). I have known bitches like this and once they have the ax to grind, it does not stop until you remove them from your life entirely. I’m not sure why Carlton chooses to repeat most of what Kyle says, but the “THERE IT IS” remarks were all about looking for the moment to prove to everyone that Kyle is such an evil woman (for what I’m not sure). I don’t think she proved a thing other than being a raving lunatic does tend to scare people!

    Carlton came to RHOBH with baggage and unfortunately she unloaded it on us. 😦

    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      I agree TT-especially about the THERE IT IS thing-she was waiting for her moment to say those words but the impact wasn’t there. Some people think Kyle is doing some sort of underhanded stuff but if she were-Bravo would let us see it. Carlton has been waiting to have a run at Kyle and last night she thought she found her moment-but it didn’t really go the way she planned! She came of looking nutty as squirrel shit and angry as hell-not a good look on poor Carlton-same goes for those bangs!!!

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      I’m sure she did watch all the past seasons and saw the dream team forming and that was the team she wanted. I don’t think she had the power to predict or dream about the dynamics changing.

      • kit9 says:

        I watched the preview for next week at Bravo and Carlton makes some reference to somehing that happened last year so she was def watching the show. No doubt in my mind that she came in gunning for Kyle.

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      The thing about Carlton’s ‘there it is’ is she’s about 3 years too late in using it. We, the viewers, have been watching and analyzing Kyle for years now. We know who she is on screen, and she hasn’t really changed since the beginning. If the witch wants to influence how we see Kyle, she better take stock in how we see HER.

    • Nancy says:

      Her husband sure jumped on the crazy train right along with his crazy wife
      so they have been practicing that since day one. IMHO

      • Powell says:

        He didn’t know WTH that was about but he’s her husband and had to support her at the party. He may have gotten home and said “Carlton WTH were you talking about?”. 😉

    • Powell says:

      I’d like to hear her husband explain wTH Carlton was talking about. I don’t think he even knows.

  51. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    This is so funny and TRUE!! Carlton’s systematic hypocrisy…

  52. VV™ says:

    Did anybody get the feeling that Tom Sandoval was just civil to Lisa on the phone but that there was something else there?
    I did. I think Tom Night be aiding JellyTeam.

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      Nope I thought he was playing the role he had in the scripted reality drama. But I don’t watch VR I did watch WWHL. I thought all of fine but all very fake.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        The whole show is one fake set up after the next. Not a bit of truth to any of it…it reminds me of The Hills when it was almost over and they didn’t care that we knew it was fake.

        • Nancy says:

          I thought it was too until the fight between Tom and Jax.
          There is no way he would have agreed to that as his looks is everything to him
          and clearly his forehead was lacerated.

          • Katie (aka kats2) says:

            I believe it’s called method acting but not sure. These are all wannabee actors and models who would take a bullet for more twitter followers.

          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            I thought that was the worst fake punch ever thrown! Jax had blood on him for a hot second and then he was back to looking perfect-the give away to the fake fight was Ms. VanderPump getting up 2 seconds before it started and the look on her face was like “YIKES”-like she knew it was coming. And how about Sheanna? “They knocked me over..they knocked me over..” All the while trying to conjure up a tear…fake all the way!

            • Nancy says:

              Where did the blood come from though? I agree with everything else you said
              but still can’t get over the blood.

            • Nancy says:

              So do you think the entire show is fake?

              • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                Completely fake-scripted all the way. Seriously who would actually be friends with someone like Stacci willingly???

                • Nancy says:

                  I’m surprised that Lisa would put her name on that kind of show though.

                  • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                    I think it makes her look better if it’s all scripted-then she doesn’t have to admit the fact that she has a bunch of morons working for her-maybe they aren’t really morons but they just ACT like morons!

                    • Nancy says:

                      Agree but not everyone knows it’s all fake as I’m sure most of the real BH people
                      out there aren’t watching it but I’m sure they have heard about it. I still think
                      it’s a big risk they are taking.

              • Katie (aka kats2) says:

                YES totally fake from the little I have seen and read.

            • Katie (aka kats2) says:

              The way Lisa got up was a total joke, like she knew something was coming and she got out of the way. Such a joke. She gets PR and they get a shot a career outside of serving food. It’s Andy’s version of The Hills which he was obsessed with. Don’t buy it any of it!!

        • kit9 says:

          Jill! Speaking of The Hills and the ridiculous phoniness of VPR. I caught something on VPR that was literally straight from TH..Kristen leaving town after her blow out with Tom…she went ‘home to clear her head’. That was what the idiot Heidi said every season when she had fake blowouts with Spencer. Literally the exact same words and the exact same action and situation…going home-all the way home to Michigan(Colorado for Heidi)to be withe their families to ‘clear their heads’. Please.

      • Powell says:

        Hehehe. 🙂

    • chismosa™ says:

      I thought he was in love with Jax by that call

    • kit9 says:

      He said something very interesting–that Lisa was telling Jax what to say.

  53. djprincessc says:

    I kept waiting for a house to fall on Carlton during her attack at dinner and I got nothing. *whomp*
    A girl can dream….

    • Nancy says:

      Hi dj…feeling any better?

      I’m excited for you re: your post upthread. Keep us informed. 🙂

      • djprincessc says:

        Yes Nancy! All good now! Finally! That was a hard flu to shake! How are you and George doing??

        Oh ya about the boy, haha. I’m kinda getting over him. I like him, but he’s moving like a turtle. We’ll see what happens. Lol.

        • Nancy says:

          We are fine thanks. 🙂
          Don’t give up on Mr Turtle as you know sometimes they win the race. lol

          • djprincessc says:

            Glad to hear!! And you’re right, thats very true. But I need a little more initiative from Mr. Turtle. lol.

            • Nancy says:

              Why don’t you ask him out?

              • djprincessc says:

                Oh we have already gone out! But its been a few weeks since then. We text and stuff but it seems like now I’m initiating more than he, I tried once and he did try to see me on Saturday when he was working. So now I’ve kinda just backed off and am testing to see how much he’s going to try. So I sit her twiddling my thumbs being fabulous (Kenya) in the meantime. lol.

        • Powell says:


    • Powell says:

      Yes. 🙂 I haven’t seen it but from what BB captured that was the stupidest argument I’ve ever seen. It made no sense at all why Carlton bashed Kyle upside the head. It was like a couple of Jr High School girls arguing. One side didn’t make any sense. I’ll make sure I have a glass of wine or a beer when I’m watching it this weekend. 😉

      • djprincessc says:

        Yes Powell very stupid. I was sitting with my eyes wide open trying to figure out if this was for real! lol. Mmmm….I just opened a bottle of Pinot Grigio last night. I might have some today! 🙂

    • Powell says:

      What’s the good news DJP? I can’t find your post Nancy mentioned.

      • djprincessc says:

        lol. Its on yesterdays comments! The short version is that I was asking Chismosa about Capricorn men bc I know she’s into astrology. I’m not into it really, but I do like to read about signs and see if anything is true. She’s the expert! Anyway the boy I have been talking to is one (I’m gemini) and have noticed some very distinctive traits so I was curious if maybe his sign had anything to do with it. Its nothing serious with us, we are moving at the pace of one of Kim’s turtles. lol.

        • Powell says:

          Ok. I don’t know anything about what signs are compatible. But you both can’t move like turtles forever. 🙂

          • djprincessc says:

            I kinda believe the signs computability thing as a gemini I HATE Scorpio men and we are the least compatible. So it is true sometimes! lol. I know Powell, its my pride I want him to come to me more! hahahahhahah!! I don’t want to put myself totally out there!! lol.

    • chismosa™ says:

      DJ I’m catching up——

      Reading upwards —–

  54. djprincessc says:

    Or I wonder if Kyle threw a bucket of water on Carlton, if she would melt?

  55. Katie (aka kats2) says:

    VV thanks for the info and suggestion on searching for rumors of Kim being fired. I found some not sure they are realiable but I get the point.

    Like or her not Kim’s story is the real deal, if it happens and she is fired I hope Bravo handles it in the best way possible. I hope Kim is able to transition back to non-camera life without hitting any bumps. This could all backfire on Andy/Bravo. I just don’t see it ending well. . .

    • Nancy says:

      Nor do I esp since her daughter has left the nest. I sure hope she’s
      going to meetings but I don’t think she is. 😦

      • Katie (aka kats2) says:

        I don’t see why they don’t keep her on as at least a friend of a HW or something. Kim is really the least of their concerns or should be. Get the felons and gutter trash off the show. At least Kim’s situation is real.

    • VV™ says:

      It’s all about ratings and they have plummeted this season. It’s easy to see who would be in the chopping block. I don’t think Kim enjoys being on the show. I think she even mentioned that during S1 & S2. I think she’s only doing it for the money. She tweeted she migh go back to acting not long ago when asked.
      Again, Bravo is only looking at the bottom line. Ratings always dictate.

  56. jezzibel says:

    I have a comment stuck in awaiting moderation jail…any of ya’ll nice folks mind springing it….its not nasty and pertains to the conversation I swear

  57. mariareads says:

    Agree Nancy. I know what an empty nest feels like and initially it is very upsetting. I don’t have a substance abuse issue and I don’t drink but I do understand how depression and situational sadness can turn a person back in their sobriety. And I think Kim is hanging onto that sobriety by a thread. I do hope the best for her. It’s going to be tough.

    • Katie (aka kats2) says:

      Sure is, I wish a scripted TV show would come along and pick her up and leave this reality nonsense behind.

    • Nancy says:

      There are so many actors in AA and I really think she would feel at home there.
      (I’m assuming that she isn’t going and I do hope I’m wrong)

  58. TexasTart says:

    It’s been a beautiful day in the neighborhood 😀

  59. mariareads says:

    I wish that for her too. She really can be very funny in some of the TH’s. She just doesn’t have a story line that they can push other than having Kyle as her sister and her past as a child actor. At least from what I can see.

  60. nyc mama says:

    Hi all. Just when you think it can’t get does.

    Brandi’s blog is up. It’s all about how atrocious Lisa is and Sheana. She thinks that Lisa should have fired her when they became close. Good luck explaining that to the authorities after Sheana reports why she was fired. Lisa shouldn’t have encouraged her to offer congrats to S but Brandi acts like she is still in HS and not an adult I know, nothing you all don’t know already.

    I am not a fan of Kyle but last night I was. Carlton is batty; Yolanda now gets me sick with her holier than thou attitude; Kim needs to go away even with her better TH’s and take Brandi with her along with Carlton and Joyce who is boring although she does give Brandi a run for her money which I enjoy. And I still like Lisa. She isn’t perfect but at least she is funny, smart, interesting and actually has a BH lifestyle which is what everyone tuned in to see.

    • Pghemtchick says:

      Hiyas 🙂

      I just read it and just LOL.
      My favorite line was:
      ” It’s clear to me watching Vanderpump Rules that Scheana and Lisa are far closer then boss and employer. It actually breaks my heart because I truly thought Lisa was my friend for the right reasons. I hope one day we can figure it all out.”

      Yes, Brandi, Lisa hired and befriended Scheana 2 years before you even came on the Housewife scene… It was her well played advance move.

    • Powell says:

      Brandi has gone on and on about needing her job to support her and her boys but she wants Scheana to lose her job cuz Scheana had an affair w/Eddie? That’s just idiotic. Why Lisa would keep encouraging Brandi to talk to Scheana and Scheana talk to Brandi I’d. That’s just the stupidest thing to keep doing. The only thing I think Lisa should do is give Brandi and Scheana the courtesy of telling them that Brandi is in attendance to her party in her home and Scheana is working at the party. I don’t think they should get the same courtesy at the restaurants.

      • nyc mama says:

        I agree.
        Brandi needs to grow up and act like an adult. That combined with her jealousy is toxic and she continues to self implode. IMO I think that Brandi assumed that once she became friends with Lisa she would be able to get retribution against Sheana by getting her fired. Instead Sheana is on a TV show because of Lisa so that is who Brandi is blaming in her mind that her take down didnt work and Sheana has fans from the show.

        Her blog is off the wall. I hardly think that Lisa and Sheana hang together or are BFF; she exaggerates.
        Brandi said she would have fired Sheana for Lisa had the roles been reversed. That says it all. Brandi isn’t bright enough to realize that, Lisa didn’t become successful by doing stupid things like that and perhaps Brandi is in the pickle she’s in because she has.

  61. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    I wish Carlton would post her blog-then PYHU can pick it apart and I can have a good laugh!! (She’s no Starzy but she is funny!!)

  62. VV™ says:

    Is Brandy going to ask Bravo not to invite Scheana when they have events?

    Lisa advised to Stassi to separate her personal life from her professional life ( paraphrasing ).

    Brandi needs to come to terms with the reality of her employer and castmate. She will bump into Scheana be an adult.

    • nyc mama says:

      I think that is part of the problem. It’s Lisa’s fault. If Lisa was really her friend she would have fired Sheana from Sur and VPR and banished her so Brandi won’t have to deal with her at Sur, Lisa’s, the Upfronts, etc. Anything less means that Lisa is nothing but a fairweather friend or worse — plotting against Brandi and manipulating her apparently telepathically based on next weeks promos. Like a bad soap opera.

      • Rebecca is seeking drugs for the end of her cold says:

        “Pandora, dahling. You must cut Sheana out of your life. We can’t have Brandi upset anymore. We’ll put her on a plane to Paris tomorrow, dahling. Oh stop crying. I don’t care that you’ve been friends with her for six years. Yes, I know you’ll have to find another columnist for Divine Addiction. Brandi’s happiness is now more important than yours dahling. I’m sorry but it just can’t be helped. Now run along now. I’ll need you to cover Sheana’s shifts at Sur, until another one of Eddie’s mistresses comes looking for a job.”

      • ladebra says:

        I don’t think Lisa is a life long, stand by you no matter what friend with Brandi. I think she cared about her, and wants to see her do well, and (if it were me) wants to keep on her good side. Having said that, she probably wants to see Scheana do well also, and she probably cares about Scheana. So I don’t see the plot, or the malice.

    • Mene Seela says:

      I have a hard time believing Brandi gives a crap about where Scheana is/isn’t except when it presents an opportunity for Brandi to snivel on tv.

  63. ladebra says:

    Ok, I’m going to start reading from the bottom up- but there’s a lots of comments! So if this was said, apologies.

    The rest of Amy whatshername interview with the Guidice’s is going to be on Nightline tonight. Just FYI, Teresa isn’t discussing the details of the case.

  64. jezzibel says:

    I wonder when Carlton was casting around for a religion to be a part of, did she approach scientology and they turned her down for being too BSC?

    • chismosa™ says:

      They don’t turn you down. And they’re not a “religion” – so long as you have the $$$$$$$ they’ll take you !

      I think the crazier you are, the EASIER for them! 👽👽👽👽👽

  65. chismosa™ says:

    Ok 442, above estimate so far 📈

  66. chismosa™ says:

    @BB — my bad I thanked NMD above – thank YOU for the breakdown of the Carlton breakdown

    • Nancy says:

      Shahs is good tonight.

      • mariareads says:

        So good. Made me cry.

      • chismosa™ says:

        I’m sort of over it Nancy. The wishy washiness of them all. Only GG is consistent in her craziness.

        I used to die for MJ. And I’m still investigating the notion that ASsssa and Reza couldn’t go back.
        Before the tv show how did all of Iran know this man Reza was GAY? he couldn’t put a conservative suit on and go there? He uses the gay excuse.
        I cry BS on this. Seeing the Iranians I know in a few weeks …..

        Team GG. She’s the only “normal” crazy. The only one who can apologize. They all are Teresa Guidices – they don’t want to APOLOGIZE or say sorry !

        I was so happy to see hagia sofia last week – the center of our Greek religion. It’s NOT a mosque until the stupid Turks turned it onto one. WE built it. Not the Turks.
        I want to see it one day but don’t want to support turkey’s economy

        Reza is 40years+ and a 1/2 Muslim and doesn’t know this $hit!?!?? It burns me !

        Ughhhh ok. And now I have to see Tre on TV. Lord serenity now please 🙌🙌🙌🙏🙏

        • chismosa™ says:


          STFU ASSa

        • Nancy says:

          You have some good points there. I like Asa’s mother. Reza is too much of a
          drama queen for me. Believe it or not GG has always been my favorite.

        • djprincessc says:

          I am soooooo not into the going back to their country thing, they are SO boooohooie about it. I’m with you on all your points.

          • chismosa™ says:

            I find it suspect. All Asa has for a storyline is Diamond water ? She has no conflict with anyone. Her stupid art is ridiculous — and I love art! 
            We don’t see her Jackson boyfriend. He’s not even on camera at ANY event she has. Latoya was on camera ! 
            She’s using this as her storyline. Milking it 

            They ALL fled Iran. ALL of them. Ask any Iranian.
            And I don’t know wtf mike is talking about last week when he said they demanded all their money because they were Jewish. I live one town away from the largest Iranian Jewish population in the US – where Reza’s father lives now. They are some of the wealthiest of wealthy. And most—- it is whispered, snuck their money here. 

            Why didn’t mikes family go here- where they’d feel at home? Why to LA if they felt like such outsiders ? 

            Reza – why couldn’t he go back??? Lilly and GG always did. Blah blah blah. Used to be my favorite show. So over it. 
            (But I will still watch 😦 )

            I’m mad I loved seeing brunette people on tv that were not the KKK family ! Lol

    • Nancy says:

      I want to go to Turkey.

  67. jezzibel says:

    It must be down right terrifying for Yolanda, knowing her “king” has had multiple wives/lovers/girlfriends before her, and deep down she knows all those sweet nothings he says to her have been uttered to previous others, and she’s one misstep away from being replaced or discarded like one of Henry VIII’s wives/mistresses for something newer, shinier, and younger just like her previous husband did.

    • Nancy says:

      Has she reached Anne of a thousand days yet?

    • chismosa™ says:


      Same for Mohammed’s new fiancée — who is not a natural blonde. He has a type.

      All these men switch in for new models and they all have a type. Like Leonardo Dicaprio except with marriages.

  68. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    Anyone watching Shahs? Didn’t that little girl look like she could be MJs daughter-he face was sooo beautiful…MJ made me cry.

    • mariareads says:

      Me too! What a beautiful child! And I think we saw a very real moment with MJ. Hit her right in the heart while the cameras were rolling. That was reality. So sad for her.

      • Nancy says:

        Her mother has done a lot of damage to her over the years.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        My heart!! She was more real in those 5 minutes than we have ever seen her-what a moment for her-sad and lovely at the same time. And that little girl-MJ must have known if she ever had a daughter she would look just like that!

    • looneylucy says:

      Best episode ever! I shed a tear at the border and for MJ, too, at dinner. Seems they all had an awakening on this trip. But I also felt how it could be difficult for Mike. Most of all I was happy for Asa’s mom reuniting with her family. If Bravo funded this, they finally did something right!

      • mariareads says:

        I was crying when they were at the border too. My father was away from Greece for 30 years before he went back. Totally different thing because he COULD go back but the feelings were so similar. I remember crying when he saw his mother standing at the top of the stairs. ~ To think they can’t go into the country of their birth and more so that Asa’s mother can’t see the graves of her family had tears running down my face. Great episode. Absolutely.

        • Nancy says:

          I couldn’t imagine not being able to go back home. So sad.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Maria I’m so sorry your dad couldn’t get back earlier !
          My dad left there in his 20s…. But we went to visit my yiayia and all the theas and theos every summer. I can’t imagine not seeing my parents.
          ….but I wonder collectively how many years it was till my father went back. Hmm I have to ask him.

          Maybe I’ve asked you before – what part of Greece was your dad from ?

        • chismosa™ says:

          Maria I just typed out a whole comment to you and it went up into the sky—

          What part of Greece is your dad from and I’m so sorry he was unable to go back sooner. I can’t imagine that long. 😦

        • chismosa™ says:


        • chismosa™ says:

          Maria I posted like 3x to you- never showed up-
          So to bottle it down:

          I’m sorry for your dad not being able to go back sooner to Greece
          My dad left in his 20s …..
          I can’t imagine not being there every summer – alien to me.

          Not sure if I’ve asked you- but what part of Greece is your dad / his family from ?

  69. VV™ says:

    • VV™ says:

      Let me clarify. Andy tweeted he’s cleaning his office and DEVOlution retweeted it.

      • Eastbayca says:

        Well, he is moving offices so cleanup happens…

      • chismosa™ says:

        Time out ✋
        He’s moving away from the NBC building ??down to soho where he films WWH?

        Crossing 👆👇👇👉that he gets released from NBC soon

    • chismosa™ says:

      VV- so he’s leaving 30 Rock/ NBC building ?

      Going down to soho – where he tapes WWH?

      I’m so hoping someone eventually kicks him out of Bravo

  70. TexasTart says:

    “Joe and Teresa break their silence” on GMA this morning. Which they already did with Andy, but they claim it’s an “ABC Exclusive”.

    It’s a pre-recorded segment and opens with Amy Robach asking Teresa if she’s the same person we see on TV. Teresa said she is really low key and easy going. They did a summary of the charges and Teresa said she could not answer any questions about the charges in respect of the legal process.  Spoke about being strong for the kids and the little ones don’t know, but Gia knows there are legal problems.  Amy said they are filming Season 6 with Teresa and three new cast members.  All the legal woes will be ignored in season 6 and left to be played out in the courtroom – not on TV.  End of segment and Lara says “and that’s why they call it Reality TV!”  [laughter on the set of GMA….which was funny, but they’re too giddy in general for my taste]

    Teresa must be able to manage her stress fairly well because she looked beautiful and healthy. So Bravo is not making the Giudices their cash cow by banking on airing legal woes. However, they could gain some curious viewers IF the trial goes down while S6 is on the air.

  71. boston02127 says:

    No classes tomorrow! Yipeeeeee! Snow

  72. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:


    • Pghemtchick says:

      ….in a restroom” they couldn’t afford a bigger bulb bubble to fit that. 🙂

      Lol. I tease of course, but really? I can think of a few that are 1000x better. One could argue NY’s Carol’s first book being one of them.

  73. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    • boston02127 says:

      LOL….poem at the end.

      Roses are red,
      Carlton is blue,
      ‘Cause Kyle didn’t like the smell of poo in her loo.

      • chismosa™ says:

        I seriously thought you just made that up! Sounds like you Boston.

        Bravo hates Canadians ???? Where do they get this from !

        Brad Goreski – ……I’m trying to think of others

        That’s a funny blog.

        Thank you Jill and Boston and whoever posted

      • From the Mayo clinic
        “Hashimoto’s disease is a condition in which your immune system attacks your thyroid, a small gland at the base of your neck below your Adam’s apple. The thyroid gland is part of your endocrine system, which produces hormones that coordinate many of your body’s activities.

        The resulting inflammation from Hashimoto’s disease, also known as chronic lymphocytic thyroiditis, often leads to an underactive thyroid gland (hypothyroidism). Hashimoto’s disease is the most common cause of hypothyroidism in the United States. It primarily affects middle-aged women but also can occur in men and women of any age and in children.

        Doctors test your thyroid function to help detect Hashimoto’s disease. Treatment of Hashimoto’s disease with thyroid hormone replacement usually is simple and effective.”

        • chismosa™ says:

          If you look up the statistics it’s EXTRAORDINARILY common. I have it and it’s no big deal.

          This vs Lyme disease is like a cold vs cancer.
          She’s rather young but I was young also.

          She has no need to clarify. Just keep it between you and your family – !?!?!? No need to raise awareness !

  74. boston02127 says:

    Brandi’s new book~~~~~On the very first page of the book, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star dives right into dishing about her “husband’s torrid affairs with cocktail waitresses” and “one cunt-ry music singer.”

  75. boston02127 says:

    The War Continues! Brandi Glanville Slams ‘C’-Word Leann Rimes, Blames Ex Eddie Cibrian For Giving Her STD In New Book

  76. Lulu Team T-Rex!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    Hello everyone I’m checking in I know its late!! Just have been very busy with no time to smell the roses!! Hope every ones day is great.

  77. Pghemtchick says:

    I just chocked and died a lil.
    The necklace Kyle gave Carlton was $152 retail for a 20-40 cent skull bead and some 14k gold. It was a write off prolly tho since it’s sold at the shop.

  78. chismosa™ says:

    And it begins. Classy all the way!

    GTFOff tv. For the sake of your family and legal issues. Trash.

  79. boston02127 says:

    Well….I’m going to go make pizza. I found out at almost 11 PM that there are no classes tomorrow and I doubt there will be work either and I’m wide awake.

    By “make pizza” I mean pre heat the oven and take the pizza out of the freezer.

    • chismosa™ says:


      You never know there are “bakers” who when they’re antsy like to just cook. It relaxes them. That would be funny if you started rolling some dough right now.

      Enjoy tomorrow! We’re worried about losing power more than anything

  80. chismosa™ says:

    Spinoff please 📢📢📢📢📢📢
    No doubt

  81. chismosa™ says:

    Set the dvrs. Oh wait isn’t the Opening Ceremonies to the most expensive Olympic Games ever on the same night ???

  82. chismosa™ says:

    BOSTON — we haven’t gotten one of these lately from you ……

  83. chismosa™ says:

    Last one. Please don’t get sick to your stomachs …


  84. RCH says:

    Hi everyone!!!
    Nice to see some familiar faces 🙂

    I’ve thought from the beginning that Brandi’s problems with Lisa were because of Lisa’s relationship with Sheanna, not because Lisa was “mommying” her.
    It really wasn’t nice for Lisa to bring Sheanna around Brandi, or to ask her to congratulate her. Why would she do that? Seems like Lisa was trying to stir up drama, and I think that’s the real reason Brandi is pissed.

    Whats the deal with Jax’s secret life in Miami? Does anyone know?

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