And Once Again Brandi Glanville made a Mountain out of a Molehill

And Once Again Brandi Glanville made a Mountain out of a Molehill by NMD

Yesterday I recapped the he says / she says between Brandi Glanville and Eddie Cibrian.  At one point in the day Brandi tweeted then deleted the letter she received from a lawyer – presumably thinking it supported her claim that Eddie had asked HER for child support. Well, either she can’t read, she’s a nitwit, she’s looking for attention, or she’s purposely misrepresenting the truth.  Take your pick.  But Eddie in no way contacted her to ask her for child support.

Rather, an attorney hired by the couple during the divorce was, at Eddie’s request, trying to close out their case by filing the final paperwork.  He provided some information to Brandi, asked her to look it over and see if she agreed with it and to get back to him.

Attached to the letter was an audit Eddie had commissioned to determine if he under or over payed his child support or spousal support.

TMZ has posted the letter – read it here.

Exit explained it on the last blog:

“Ok-here’s the deal. According to the TMZ letter: In 2010-Edddie retained this attorney to determine if he over OR underpaid Brandi support payments. This was done to create a QDRO. But it wasn’t signed off on by the courts. In 2013, he wanted to settle the amount. It also states that there was a possibility of an over OR underpayment of child AND/OR marital support payments. These payments are factored into dividing the assets under the QDRO. Eddies figures state he has overpaid. From 2010-2013. And he didn’t do this on a calculator-an accountant or estate planner more then likely determined this. Brandi will submit her own figures since she does not agree. Totally standard for anyone. When they hash out the math of the payments-or the lawyers do-THEN the QDRO is finalized and Brandi gets her share of eddies pension or not. If their is an overpayment-she likely won’t pay him cash-it will be deducted from the pension settlement.

I’m not sure how much you guys know about pensions, retirement accounts, withdrawals, penalties taxes etc….but this is all a part of a QDRO and it actually BENEFITS brandi to have this situation resolved correctly or it could cost her. There’s tax implications for Eddie as well.

So, in conclusion, she painted a sinister picture of something that is necessary for her own well being. The payment situation HAS to be resolved no matter what-or no matter who’s favor-otherwise her final piece of her own settlement remains in limbo. This situations is waaaay different then she presented it.”

Re-read that tweet of Brandi’s:

It seems clear to me now that she tweeted that to get people to READ THE BOOK and see what she said about Eddie.  She made it seem like he was retaliating against her for writing about him in the book.

Good one Brandi – you managed to get every blog and tabloid talking about your ex and your kids.  Not many mentioned your book though.  I hope you feel it was worth it.  What’s next – will you get a letter from an accountant saying you owe more than you expected on your taxes and tweet that they are trying to get taxes out of you?

And yes – it sucks that Eddie may have overpaid somehow.  To most of us with normal salaries an overpayment of over $100,000 over four years is unbelievable.  But looking at Brandi’s monthly expenses when she was with Eddie (see below), highlights that she lives in a different stratosphere than us when she talks about having to be on a budget. Given that his salary was up and down coming up with a settlement figure must have been difficult.  Even if she didn’t understand this was coming, she shouldn’t have reacted like a child and taken to twitter to slam Eddie without finding out what was going on.

But if you still feel sorry for her – buy her book.  That’s probably the best thing you can do to support her:

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Meanwhile – RadarOnline has got hold of the income and expense report filed as part of Brandi’s divorce settlement in 2009.  At that time, she reported that Eddie made $60,000 gross a week from his job on a TV show.

Brandi reported her expenses at almost a whopping $40,000 per month, although that included their mortgage and home expenses.  Here is the breakdown:

  • $12K – mortgage and property taxes
  • $400 – home repairs
  • $1K- extra health care costs
  • $1.5K – child care
  • $2K – groceries and home supplies
  • $4K – eating out
  • $1.5K utilities
  • $550 – email, phone, cell phone
  • $400 – laundry and cleaning
  • $3K – clothes
  • $4K – entertainment, gifts, vacation
  • $1K – auto expenses and transportation
  • $2K – car payment
  • $600 – extracurricular activities for children
  • $480 – housekeeper
  • $750 – personal grooming items/makeup
  • $750 – pilates
  • $750 – dermatologist
  • $1,000 – elder care assistance
  • $500 – dentist for Brandi
  • $500 – preschool and after school program

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Just a housewife ... who loves this place .... and loves to write ... You can reach me through this email: nomoredrama8@gmail.com. Lynn's Place is in tribute to Housewives blogger Lynn Hudson, who passed away in August of 2012.
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419 Responses to And Once Again Brandi Glanville made a Mountain out of a Molehill

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. I was just reading some of yesterday’s blog. I’m out at doc appts. We are supposed to get rain. Better than snow. The temp isn’t bad. Have a great TGIF everyone.

    • Pghemtchick says:

      Morning! TGIF! Lol I never usually say that but it’s been a week of wacky weather. Ya supposed to be in the 40’s but it’s 36 and raining. That’s a little too close to freezing for me lol. Have a great day!

  2. Powell says:

    BB I hope your mom is ok after the procedure yesterday. I’m still praying everything will be just fine.

  3. Powell says:

    Lulu I can only imagine how busy you are getting settled. Keep doing deep breathing. 🙂 I’m glad the Governor and the President are making friends. It looks like they are adjusting just fine. How’s Mr. Lulu liking the new job? Thks so much for both of your efforts blogging CT for us. I know its been a task w/your move. You’re both troopers and great to do it in the first place. Don’t think we don’t appreciate it. Tell Mr. Lulu its ok if her or you don’t have the time. I hope you are taking
    it easy when you can since your the backbone
    that does much of the heavy lifting. BIG hugs to you.

  4. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    Good day everyone. I might have to calm down and take a zanax before I read more. I get a charge out of Jill screaming that on the blog. Looks like a dozen topics from yesterday, that I would have something to add………

    but first, let me take a Selfie.

    • Jan (TexasTart) says:

      Thanks to Chismosa and BB for “Selfie” What a riot! Could that be more ridiculous…more hilarious?  I’m counting blessings that cell phones came along later in my life!!!  😆  I can’t stop giggling. I must watch again! It’s definitely not for everyone; it’s self-absorbed youth at it’s finest 

      • chismosa™ says:

        TARTS that’s it.
        I’m sorry it makes me go crazy laughing. I think it was so smart

        Instagram should use this as their theme song when you log into it. Or automatically play when someone posts.

        LOL

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      CALLLMMMM DOOOWWWNNNN

    • Powell says:

      TexasTart I started laughing at your 2nd sentence. You crack me up. :D. Gotta go. Boob imaging now. 😉

  5. plainviewsue says:

    How come there is no allowance for alcohol????

  6. $1,000 a month for elder care assistance? I’m at a loss. Is this for her parents?

  7. plainviewsue says:

    Wait a second………………there are provisions for extra health care costs? And how about that monthly dermatologist amount? Housekeeper AND child care? What the hell has she been crying about?

  8. Definitely, poor Brandi… 40K a month is to have starving kids!

  9. MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

    Brandi is either a liar or completely stupid.. That’s just from looking at that expense breakdown for ONE month. I’ll guess she wants people to believe that is EVERY month. Bitch Please. We ain’t that stupid, I doubt the judge reviewing your expenses was either. I get that it’s for a fambly of 4 including 2 asshat idiot parents but really… $2k for groceries AND $4k for eating out? WTF do these people eat? EVERY month. $480 for a housekeeper… FIRE Consuala and pick up a damn broom. $500 Per Month for a dentist for Brandi… Top notch dental coverage doesn’t cost that much, get some insurance. $4K – entertainment, gifts, vacation – for Scheana… Don’t pretend like YOU spent that kind of money, per month. That’s on top of going out at $4k per month. $40k is more than many people make in a year. Either she is a liar or completely stupid. I say both. SMDH..

    • I think you’ll find this intersting. She also checked the box on the form declaring she has an associate’s degree.

    • Buttercream says:

      Yeah Mel! Clap-clap .. good job reading the mush!
      🙂
      Have a great weekend everyone … we are suppose to have sun and no snow (until Wed.)

    • Exit4 says:

      This is what I’ve been saying all along Mel-I sympathize with her situation. Divorce and everything that comes with it is hard for anyone. Having it public is 10 times worse. But this struggling mom act-she’s financially better off then most of her fans in the same situation. Or more to the point- she could be, but I don’t think she manages it well. It’s almost as if she uses her kids as pawns-“I need to feed them!”. I’m sure she loves them, for sure, but she uses them for sympathy.

      • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

        Sure it sucks. I am sure she loves them, I am not trying to take that away from her. Note, I didn’t mention anything about the expenses for the kids, even though I think they are ridiculous and overinflated. What I’m saying is, they don’t seem any worse for the wear in the 5050 split between mom and dad (with bonus mom)..

    • SoutheastVA says:

      She’s a stupid liar!

    • Sus says:

      I bet the $500 a month is teeth whitening. .
      I’d like to see what the real Brandi looks like compared to the made up Brandi. If you go to bed with her, are you going to recognize her in the morning with her face washed?
      Not that I have any love left for Brandi but this has made me crash down at the bottom of the cliff. She’s disgusting. I don’t care what Eddie and that thing he’s with do, Brandi is the mother and should be above this crap. She has little kids. Long road to go with Eddie and the thing (for as long as they are together anyway).
      Mighty convenient that this is happening right when the new book is released. I gave Brandi’s first book a read. No way am I doing it again. I don’t want to read about men who would go out with this skank. Gross!

    • mm in oc says:

      I vote completely stupid

    • Powell says:

      Fire Consuala MTH? 😉 Too darn funny.

  10. PoorSingleMother Couldn’t afford to TALK to Production to go see a doctor for her hand, because she has no health insurance, she needed that money to feed her kids (she said that in her Blog) but she can afford 4K to go out to a Restaurant every month. Plus now she can’t go drink for free at SUR and Villa Blanca… Que pena me da!

  11. Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    I thought her expenses would be a lot less considering the fact that she claimed she was homeless and lived in her car. So what home repairs did she have done on a home she didn’t have? Do you pay a mortgage on a car? Or property taxes? Did the nanny come to car to watch the children? Did they eat thousands of dollars worth of food on the hood of the car? ( Brandi loves the hood of a car) did her elderly people live in the car too? Oh and the car had “utilities”??
    Oh what tangled web we weave….
    #liarliarpantsonfire

    • Oh! Jill, you are killing me! Haaa! I feel so great now! I am rich! I need less!

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      Sorry but I am not only no longer in the Brandi camp but I have switched sides. To EddieC. As much as I hate a cheater, that bitch is crazy and suddenly, I understand. Not saying he was right but, I understand.

      • mrs peabody says:

        Him and Leann are looking better every day. I have also said I don’t agree with him cheating but I can she why he did it, she’s crazy. After awhile all that ongoing drama just gets tiring. Maybe he just wanted someone he could hang with that was normal and not full of all the drama. At this point who really can blame him. Was Leann nutty before she meant his ex-wife or did all her craziness start after she hooked up with him?

        • California35 says:

          She is going to say she wasn’t like that until after it. Like she is saying about the drinking.

        • Exit4 says:

          I’m starting to think Leeann isn’t as nuts as people make her out to be. I think a lot of the stuff people write is what they want her to be.

          I remember Detox saying that you can’t steal someone’s man. And you can’t. Obviously neither Leeann nor Eddie were happy with their spouses. I don’t agree with cheating either. But it does happen-but this one blew up! Social media-Liz Taylor dies an icon and she “stole” Debbie Reynolds husband! Such different times.

          In the beginning Leann did not do well with the twitter stuff-but I also think people went at her so hard and she didn’t know how to handle it and made everything worse. At this point her and Eddie are quiet and Brandi is STILL going. I’m not a Leann fan-but even Brandi admitted she’s good with the kids-and I give leann credit for that-not everyone has that scenario.

          • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

            There’s another blogger (who shall remain nameless because she’s another “victim” when she feels like it, who decided to take a run at our beloved K-Jo) who posts blinds all the time on Leeann with all kinds of crap. There’s no way in hell she wasn’t being fed info from Brandi. No way.

            I think Leann is a little off, but all the gossip sites being fed info from the ex-wife makes her look way worse, and getting caught up in all this crap is costing her her career.

          • Powell says:

            I’m not saying LeAnn was/is nuts but she had some problems. Her constantly dressing like Brandi, calling the boys her boys, talking plenty of sh*t on Twitter. LeAnn had some issues. First she has an affair w/Brandi’s husband, then she gets on national tv, The Today Show and does an interview w/Matt Lauer saying they didn’t have an affair, she and Dean know what they have and the rumors have hurt their families. She was lying. She threw the first punch. I don’t blame Brandi for being mad, upset, etc but she just made things worse and it doesn’t look like she wants to turn her life around.

            • Exit4 says:

              True. I went to Leann’s twitter page once and I was shocked at the viciousness. For just saying good morning there would be tons if nasty comments. All from the same people. I don’t like that at all for anyone. It has to take a toll. That people are so invested in someone they don’t know kinda freaks me out!

      • Powell says:

        I know MTH. And you’re pissed that you’ve switched sides right? And w/a cheater at that. I know I am.

    • Powell says:

      JNNTJ I’m dying here!!!! Hahaha. 😉

    • SJNYC says:

      Hey the 40k a month doesn’t include her vag surgery does it? I guess that was just a brandi bonus.

  12. California35 says:

    So this money is what she requested/needed and what she was spending when still with him? So it doesn’t mean she got that $? Also, it doesn’t mean that is what she needed after the divorce. She could need less on those items, but she may have more items now 😛

  13. mazelnindy says:

    thank you, nmd, for connecting me with Mariareads!! Extra work for you but much appreciated.

  14. Exit4 says:

    It’s 50 degrees! Tropical! Lol. Didn’t even need a jacket.
    We’re having a weird fog thing going on today-I was out and we have these little lakes by me and with the warmer air and the ice it makes a spooky haze over top. Even the snow piles have it. Of course-it’s supposed to get cold again and maybe snow again next week! My friend is in Disney running a marathon and is torturing everyone with her warm weather. I told her she’s getting defriended. I definitely picked the right year to get a decent winter coat! I must have ESP.

  15. Mene Seela says:

    65 here and sunny for change. Yard work day.

    I’m beyond disgusted with Brandi-Eddie-Le Ann. What a bunch of entitled children.

    Le Ann has improved lately since she’s learned to been quiet on twitter.

    Brandi is a non-stop tantrum.

    • California35 says:

      I agree. Although one HUGE sifrence is Leann has worked all her life for what she has. Also none of the craziness came out before until the whole Eddie thing. I know she got herself into the situation, but boy is she paying for it with this ex wife.

    • Catseye says:

      Mene Seela, this is off topic, but I think you posted about an eyebrow makeup product a week or so ago. I didn’t get a chance to respond then, but have you ever considered permanent makeup to fill them in? I had my lips done (mostly to fill in a scar on my lower lip that always bothered me). One of my best investments ever!!

      • Mene Seela says:

        Catseye I’ve been using Smartbrow for a week and I love it. It looks really natural and stays on for days unless I use their “eyebrow cleaner” (really!) to wipe it off.
        I might try to permanent but I’m afraid I’ll be stuck with something I don’t like.

        So you lined your lips … lie a tattoo ( “… like a tattoo -oo -oo” song)? Did it hurt? Is it obvious or subtle?
        I might try that. My whole face has faded away. LOL

        • Catseye says:

          I first had the liner done and then my full lips a few yrs later. Yes, it hurt like the devil the first time, but they have really good numbing creams these days and when I went in for a touch-up about 3 1/2 yrs ago, it was nothing. I had a subtle, natural look with as close a match to my natural lip color as possible. Good to know you like Smartbrow, I’m amazed that it stays on until you remove it. That’s fantastic!

      • Powell says:

        Brave Catseye. I’d be too scared to get permanent makeup.

        • Catseye says:

          I went to a place that specialized in it, but even so, when I went back for a touch-up years later, things had greatly improved. I did see a botched job on a former co-worker, who thought it was smart to save some $$ and had eye liner done at a nail salon. It looked like a permanent smear.

  16. missusmc says:

    40K that benefits the kids only half a month (since she only has her kids 50% of the time) is her version of Eddie abandoning her and giving her nothing? Unbelievable. I don’t usually take pleasure in another person’s pain, but I might have to applaud her inevitable destruction. Also, and again, I don’t condone cheating, but Eddie really is looking better and better everyday. Seriously. Breakups happen. Life moves on. Can you imagine if Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt behaved this way after their breakup?

    • Orson says:

      No kids but they had a production business together. And they both were working.

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      Sorry but $500 per for Brandi’s dental work, $750 for pilates, $10k per combined for food and entertainment ON TOP of fees and such for the kid’s activities, is NOT for the kids. If it were, that’s a lot of damn McNuggets. Even if they were made by a gormet chef. There isn’t any way in hell she could spin that kind of money being for the kids. I don’t think this was ever about anything to do with the kids other than in her f*cked up mind. It’s about the alimony running out and ending and now he wants what he feels he overpaid her back.

      She has officially hit rock bottom with this one.

      • Exit4 says:

        I don’t know if she was modeling at all when she was married to Eddie? If so I can tolerate the appearance related stuff-it’s a necessary thing-a business expense if you will!

        • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

          I don’t think she’s actually been a working model in years. I am ignorant when it comes to the fashion industry so I could easily be wrong about that.

  17. Well, I have put it off long enough this morning…going to go put on my work clothes and we are going to start laying down the wood tile floor….. I never thought I would see this day, 8 months of waiting….pray for my knees and wrists and pray for my hubby’s too pls!! It’s gonna be FUN!!!

  18. Mene Seela says:

    Frankly Brandi’s only broken hearted about losing her status has Mrs Hollywood TV Star. After all this time she probably can’t even remember what the guy’s voice sounds like.

  19. T-Rex says:

    So THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFTBrandi has again REGAINED her fitting title of the BIGGEST LIAR OF THEM ALL in the BBHills, and probably the whole Hwives franchise at this point, CONGRATS. AND now we can clearly see her “broken” hand was another in the LONG LIST of Lies she has spewed. UHM, she didn’t have it looked at, clearly has the money to do so, isn’t wrapped any longer in filming, and not splinted, so she MIRACULOUSLY healed a break in 12 days!

  20. Exit4 says:

    And now we have a tornado watch! Really? REALLY? Oh well……

  21. mrs peabody says:

    Face it Brandi is a DRAMA QUEEN who lives for this. This has probably always been her life. She’s just one of those people, we’ve all known them, always something dramatic going on in their lives. Sometimes you just has to move them out of your life. Sounds like that is really what Eddie did even though his way sucked, he should have just left her. Sounds like Lisa has now done that and maybe Yolanda a bit too even though I doubt she would ever admit to it. Joyce has her # and calls her on it. I’m betting if Kyle didn’t need help in going after Lisa she’d be done too. Carlton is weird and Kim probably had no clue until she threw Kyle under the bus. Don’t mess with those sisters Brandi, you burn one you burn both. Now as soon as Andy has been thrown under the bus she’ll be gone. Hoping it’s soon.

    • trudie says:

      When my kids lived at home, every night at the dinner table I would ask them the following question: “What three things did you do today to make the world a better place?” I wonder how Brandi would answer this.

      • Orson says:

        We tried something similar when I was in high school. Mom asked me at dinner once to name 3 things I did to make her life easier. I told her “I didn’t make you a grandmother, you didn’t have to post bail for me, and you didn’t have to pick me up from the Emergency Room.” Low expectations are the secret to a happy life. 😆

        • Powell says:

          Hahaha Orson. That’s good. What was your mom’s response?

          • Orson says:

            She laughed. My uncle choked on his dinner, my aunt did a spit take, and my cousins looked at me in amazement. Did mention it was a family dinner and Mom got the idea from her sister interrogating her daughters the same way?
            I think the best one was the last time she A) served me peas for dinner and 2) told me the starving children in Europe would be grateful if they could eat peas. I never ate the peas for going on 17 years by then, why would I start now? I went to the desk, got out an envelope, wrote “To the Starving Children in Europe” on it, spooned the peas into it, licked and sealed the flap, flopped it on the table, and said, “Here, mail it to them.”

            That was a close one. It took her about 10 seconds to catch her breath and start laughing.

        • trudie says:

          Great answers. Those would have worked at our dinner table.

        • mm in oc says:

          My best friend once got a fortune cookie that said: Lower your expectation and you wont be dissappointed.

          Hilarious!

    • Exit4 says:

      I know said this back when everyone loved her! I know Jill did. And yes, we’ve all had that person in our lives. I think Kyle did a keep the enemy close thing with Brandi. She’d rather have her as an ally then be her target. But eventually, she became one. Like most sisters-watch out! No matter what they stick together when someone else hurts them. I can’t see how Brandi can come back? No one likes her.

      • Orson says:

        Well, Carlton likes her. For all that good that’ll do her. I guess Bravo is holding off on announcing they aren’t renewing Carlton’s contract until at least the reunion is broadcast and at worst until they’ve found her replacement. Yolo has been distancing herself from Brandi, which raises a question; was Yolo really that fond of Brandi or did she just want to split up the Brandi/Lisa alliance as a shot at Lisa? Okay, they were both models, got dumped by the husbands they divorced, and are moms. Yolo still strikes me as being in a higher “class” than Brandi. But maybe that’s because Yolo has picked wealthy men for her husband and Brandi just married a studmuffin who had a part in a popular TV program (that’s no longer on air, right?).

        If Brandi was really diabolical she could try an alliance with Kim, but she’s probably history too. But a Brandi/Kim thing would really tear Kyle down. It strikes me as Kyle needs to be loved. The main thing that Lisa continuously does to hurt Kyle is to be mostly indifferent to Kyle.

        • shamrockblonde says:

          well said Orson, I agree – I think Lisa figures that if she acts as if it – whatever the “it” is at the moment – is no big deal, and not worth creating drama over, Kyle will either realize that and let it go, or take comfort in the fact that Lisa is not giving it any quarter – basically showing her support for Kyle without saying a word – sadly, Kyle never seems to take it that way……..

        • keeponrockingme says:

          ITA. I don’t understand the Yolo-Brandi connection, either. I hope Carlton is gone. She is so predictable. I plan on taking a drink every time she tells Kyle to “F— off!” at the reunion, should make for a fun drinking game.

          • Powell says:

            keeponrockingme I hope you’ve got some Advil cuz your gonna be drunk and have a hell of a hangover. 🙂

        • Powell says:

          Carlton has to be gone next season. She added nothing to the show and Bravo knows it. They told Kyle “the new HW is a witch”. That’s what Bravo wanted viewers to see but Carlton has left us in the dark. She didn’t educate us at all on her faith. I can only see Yo being Brandi’s friend next season. Since Brandi threw Kyle under the bus w/the bankruptcy biz, Kyle & Kim will be leary of Brandi next season.
          Orson Eddie was on a soap opera on NBC called Sunset Beach. He played a lifeguard. He was handsome back then. I watched the soap until it was cancelled. That’s the 1st thing I saw him on. He’s an ok actor. He’ll never get an Oscar type roll or be nominated for a Emmy but he’s ok.

          • NYC Mama says:

            Doesn’t seem that Kyle or Kim are leary of her yet.

            • Powell says:

              No not on the show but w/all the bankruptcy stuff Brandi has been spreading for the last few weeks, next season the sisters should be giving Brandi the side eye.

              • NYC Mama says:

                But Kyle and Brandi did a talk show just a day or two ago where it seemed like they were still buddy buddy and we all saw Kim tweet about Brandi’s book even if she didn’t get the title correct I doubt if she would have done that if there was a problem and this was all after her lie where she implicated Kyle.

                • Orson says:

                  Brandi and the Dick sisters buddies next season? If Kyle had the brains of a hinge pin she’d remember how well being friends with Brandi worked out with Adrienne and Lisa. B might really be able do some damage to Morry’s business interests.

                  • VV™ says:

                    Kyle, Kim, Brandi and Yofo are still banking on the Puerto Rico trip.
                    It hasn’t hit them yet that there will be backlash.
                    #toodumtofigureitout

          • Just Wondering In Jersey says:

            Powell did you see him when he was a fireman on Third Watch?

    • T-Rex says:

      THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi also thinks she is “somebody”, she doesn’t realize that there is a very short “shelf-life” for bottom-feeders like her. The Vpump/Todd’s will enjoy a successful life the rest of their days on the planet, while the likes of the infamous THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi will wind up in a two bedroom/1bath condo in crappy place in the Valley and blaming all others for their demise~ Or she will become a “paid” mistress, just to be able to live in a decent neighborhood. Either way in 3 to 5 years it’s going totally SUCK to be her! She is burning “bridges” faster than she can build them, NOT a good thing to do, especially in LA/BHills

  22. iceNfire says:

    My latest theory – Brandi and Eddie fell in love, married, and had two children. Eddies career dried up so when he singer with millions of dollars hit on him he went for it. Eddie and Brandi are putting all this gossip out there to benefit the sales of Brandi’s latest book. Eddie and Brandi will be back together at some point with enough money to keep them happy well into their old age … i should write fiction

    • Orson says:

      He’ll pull a Parker Stevenson on Leann. When Stevenson and Kirstie Alley got divorced, HE got spousal support. That reminds me, did Vicki ever bite the bullet, accept the inevitable, and sign those papers re: Donn?

      • Powell says:

        I think E & L will eventually divorce. Yup she’ll pay alimony. LOL about PS. What’s really funny about that is he was a Star way before Kirstie. She ended up being more popular. Good question. Is Vicki paying Donn? Vicki does not want to give Donna one red nickel.

        • Orson says:

          What Vicki wants really doesn’t enter all that much into it. California is a community property state. Vicki was an insurance agent. Now she has a large agency that she built while they were married. Unless there was a pre-nup, a big hunk of that Vicki’s insurance company is his. And the home too. What’s good for the gander is good for the goose.

    • Powell says:

      Nice conspiracy theory ice. 🙂

    • chismosa™ says:

      Ooooooh nice ……

      He must have always, deep down, loved her crazy and known her crazy

  23. shamrockblonde says:

    totally off topic, but I thought it was pretty cute – not sure what night it was, but whenever the first part of the reunion for Shahs was, I think it might have re-aired late, but I heard the tv on in the den and shamrock 1 was down there watching it – I told her to go back to bed, and she turned toward the screen, and they had Mike in a close shot – she looked at me and said “he’s kind of the Joey from Friends in that group – best looking, but not very sharp” – one big yawn and she was off to bed!

    we all went out to dinner last night at a little place close to home – good food good atmosphere – they have quick draw there, and sometimes Mr. Shamrock plays – the girls were asking him how you play and he gave them each a ticket and told them to color in the boxes for any four numbers they wanted – one twin was between my daughter and I and the other was on the other side of Mr. Shamrock – after he collected the tickets from the girls he sat there going back and forth between them – I asked him they were filled out ok and he said yes and then looked up at me and said of the four numbers they had both chosen three were the same and as for the fourth number they were one number apart –

    Jeff – the cowboys are another team on TAR!!! – love those guys! – also the deaf guy and his Mom – not too crazy about those two – even though several teams are ones that just burn my toast, I still can’t wait to watch it –

  24. Powell says:

    Ladies I think you will find this funny. I was getting my mammogram. On the wall they had a cartoon of an imaging room w/the technician and a man. You know how the mammogram machine is at chest level. The cartoon had the machine sitting below the belt. The technician tells than man, “go ahead and place it on the plate” and there was a caption that said “If women ruled the world”. I started cracking up. The technician started laughing cuz she knew what I was laughing at. She said “oops. I meant to take that down before the gentlemen I had before you came in. Men are so scared to come in here. I thought his wife was going to stay in here with him, but she waited in the waiting area. ” I told her, “don’t take it down”. That was so darn funny. 😀

    • Mene Seela says:

      LOL. Medical Panini grill. Smash.
      Good for you getting your mammo. I had a bunch of routine tests last year and they found something. Thankfully it was attended to immediately and I am fine. You just never know.

      • Powell says:

        Mene I’m imagining that. Ssssssssss. The grill is sizzling. LOL.

        Yes I get mine annually although I am late getting it cuz I should have had it in December.

    • AZGirl says:

      One time I was getting my Mammo and they had a scene from Ellen’s sitcom on a loop in the waiting room. Ellen goes for her first mammo and gets her hand stuck in the machine while playing around with it. Too funny.

    • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

      First story in history that begins with “Ladies I think you will find this funny. I was getting my mammogram.”

  25. Powell says:

    Cool Hand Luke is on. You know I’ve never seen the entire film? Always bits and pieces of it.

    • Mene Seela says:

      Paul.. sigh.

      • Orson says:

        You gals could all learn a lesson from that car washing scene. Just sayin’. 8)

        • Powell says:

          Orson I wasn’t in the mood to watch it so again I only watched bits of it. But I did watch that scene and after when they were back inside. That was hilarious. She knew what she was doing big time. Oh had to laugh.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Mene he’s my ultimate !!!

        • Powell says:

          Yes. It’s 50 days of Oscar’s on TCM and they had another Paul movie on yesterday. Shoot I can’t remember the title. Paul and Geraldine Paige. He played her errand boy and they ended up in his hometown. Grrr. I’ve seen it maybe 3 times. It’s a good film.

  26. iceNfire says:

    I thought the hw’s got the episode one week in advance of the air date so they would have time to write their blogs. So does this mean the cast of RHoBH saw all of the reamaining episodes before they filmed the reunion?

    • Exit4 says:

      Alex from NY said in her cafe mom thing-that they see all of the episodes before the reunion. But they may not always be complete episodes. Or rough cuts. Or just certain scenes. So they have an idea what we will see before the reunion airs-but they aren’t sure exactly how it will play out.

      • chismosa™ says:

        EXIT
        Thank you I’ve been dying to KNOW THIS

        THANK YOU

      • iceNfire says:

        Hi Exit – Thanks, I often just scroll past Alex’s twitter b/c she is constantly trying to send people to Sulia .. what’s up with that?????

      • VV™ says:

        That conflicts with other HWs that claim they get them weekly before they air.

        • Exit4 says:

          During the season I think they get them about a week ahead-I’ve seen posts talking about them just watching the episode. But maybe the first episode comes earlier because they do a lot of press before the premiere?

        • chismosa™ says:

          Yes VV I think for the reunion they need to see the finals.

          Not the regular season-run.

          • Exit4 says:

            I feel like I’ve read before Alex said it, that they see the balance of the episodes (in some form) before the reunion. If you think about it, they’d have to-the last episodes are usually the craziest! It would be out of whack if they didn’t see them. Even though they know what happened because they lived it-they’d have to be aware of what bravo chose to show. Otherwise all reunions would be like that season 3 jersey reunion where they were filming season 4, while watching season 3 and were all crazy mad over stuff that hasn’t aired yet! And wouldn’t for months!

            • chismosa says:

              Exactly.
              The only thing they CAN’T go after eachother at the reunion is a) blogs written after or b) tweets ——AFTER those episodes because those didn’t come up yet- to the public.
              So they can hit eachother in the blogs and on twitter after filming reunion when the episodes air.

    • chismosa™ says:

      She’s a wackadoo and I think I’m going to like her

      Her wardrobe is already my favorite.

      • California35 says:

        But she is friends with Brandi!!!! although, that could not mean anything…since she has so many friends…she may not be one like her.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Yes I can hold that against her. And her hubby looks like he’ll be annoying but …. For now these are the vibes I’m getting〰〰〰〰〰🔮🔮

          ****(Reserve the right to change my mind later)

          Plus I’m back to liking Carole again. I’m kind of schizo

          • California35 says:

            Yeah i am also trying not to hold it against her. But i cant help but keep it on my mind. Calling Ramona and Sonjia her drunken aunts did not seat well. We will see though. We all change out minds at some point.

            • chismosa says:

              oh i didn’t get that before when i read this… she calls them that? jeesh.

              Maybe older cousins– or yes, could be aunts i guess? Ehhh we’ll see….

        • kit9 says:

          Brandi and Kristen are very tight. Brandi was in her wedding.

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            Hey kit-how you doin’??
            Yes Brandi and Kristen are so close it seems they share a tiny little pea brain-Kristen is going to annoy me to no end this season..”but I’m pretty….”…..for real????

  27. Mene Seela says:

    I just noticed a typo on todays blog title … should be Holehill … right?

  28. Veena (NMD) says:

    Where is Rebecca? #TeamCanada

    • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

      I’m a little confused as to why Carey Price decides he’ll only play well in the Olympics and not at Bell Centre.

      #Imisspatrickroy

  29. Cityside says:

    Does anyone know Nancy’s last name & address so I can send a card to George?

    City

  30. chismosa™ says:

    Jill it’s about cocktail hour for me 🔔🔔🔔:
    🍷💊

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      TAAAAAAKEEEEE A XXXXXANAXXXXX…I might have a few 🍻🍻🍻🍻 later but I’m not feeling very “happy hour-ish”…I have had a head ache all damn day!!

  31. NYC Mama says:

    She is bonkers.
    She started this mess but now she is trying to turn this around as if she is just an innocent, maligned victim…again.

    Brandi Glanville‏@BrandiGlanville·1 hr
    I would like to get talking about the book again & not let a certain someone win, so will u gals&guys post ur favorite quotes from new book?

    Brandi Glanville‏@BrandiGlanville·1 hr
    Hi kitty Cats Im so over the moon about my book, I think a certain someone is trying to take press away from my NYT best selling new book

    • Mene Seela says:

      I just opened Amazon Kindle buy page and Brandi’s book is right there.

      • SJNYC says:

        I just scrolled thru amazon’s current 100 best sellers for both books and kindle and Bonzo’s book was on neither.

        • Mene Seela says:

          Biography page

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          BONZO!! Haha
          I saw she was on Amazons list but not of “all book” she’s number 2 on “humor” and a few other categories…I think one might be “self help”….as if!!!!!

          • Mene Seela says:

            should be under Needs Self-Help

          • SJNYC says:

            Probably #1 in “tits on an ant” too so I guess if you slice it down you can make a case it is a best seller on Mars? Still didn’t make amazon’s 100 current best sellers! Take that Bonzo Brandi and suck it! Ok, that might be a little aggressive, but she has made my guilty pleasure of RHBHs almost unwatchable for me so I am bitter…

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      A certain someone wouldn’t be talked about if a certain big mouthed liar didn’t air her stupid business all over twitter!! She is acting like Eddie sent the paper work for his pension fund knowing she would blast it on twitter and take press away from her book-if she really thinks Eddie is that much of a mastermind doesn’t she think he would have mastermindly tried to get her to STFU about him and his wife??? Seriously I think Brandi has some mental and learning issues that need to be addressed-she is crazy and dumb!!

      • Powell says:

        Remember the focus has to be on her. ALL about her. E&A can’t talk about themselves cuz then ding dong has to say they are trying to take focus from her. Oh boy. DId Chismosa Brandi makes her itch? I’m with ya.

        • chismosa says:

          wait, what? i’m trying to follow this comment…. don’t get it… maybe my name is in there by mistake

          :0

    • Orson says:

      “One of these things is not like the other…”

    • Exit4 says:

      She truly is an ass. Don’t put this stuff in twitter and he’d never respond. No one would have known….obviously logic escapes her….

  32. LaineyLainey says:

    I noticed someone wants Nanvy’s last. Name and address. Please email me laineylainelainey at hotmail dot com

    I wasn’t sure if I shd publish it here

    Thanks.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Hi Lainey-you doing ok??

    • chismosa™ says:

      Yeah Lainey I feel you haven’t been around much.
      I miss the laughs. Hope everything is alright

      • LaineyLainey says:

        Jill and Chismosa- yes, I am ok. Thanks!!! I have to admit I’m just a little melancholy. A melancholy baby. I feel a song coming on!!!!! Maybe i should TAKE A XANAX!!!!

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          CAAAAALMMMM DOOOWWWWNN
          Cheer up Charlie..brighter days ahead I hope!! XOXO

        • chismosa™ says:

          Feel better.
          Xanax is a downer I thought. I don’t know I’m going to see how I feel as it kicks in with my Pinot noir
          💊🍷

          Awww Lainey…. 😦
          😘

        • Powell says:

          Awww Lainey. I don’t want you to be melancholy. What can we do? I don’t have any good jokes. Knock, knock someone….. 🙂
          What happened w/LaineyGirl and the job she auditioned for?

          • LaineyLainey says:

            Nothing happened with that job she wanted to book, powellypooh. But she did book a smaller gig…a small runway show for sunglasses…yes, sunglasses. On feb 26. She’s excited about it.

            Don’t worry about me…you guys do make me laugh. I think getting used to the reality of Nancy being gone is going to take time. So while I find comfort when I visit the board, her absence is more acute here, too. A paradox for all of us,I’m sure. 😊

            I was out with friends last night. It was fun! That’s why I wasn’t around til late last night.

            • chismosa says:

              😦 Lainey
              Hugs

              I get you. Especially late in the day, she was always on. I have all these little medical things i want to run by her… and then i realize – oh i can’t. 😦
              You are right, it’s very acute here.

              Glad you had fun with your friends. Margaritas for everyone

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Sorry for the typos. Trying again… I can send Nancy’s address to anyone who emails me. I typed my email address wrong before…it is laineylaineylainey at hotmail dot com.

      This email address is correct.

  33. chismosa™ says:

    NMD/ Veena – just saw the cover of TV GUIDE in a store.

    Uhhhhh……. You should take a long look at it! 😍😍😍😍

  34. VV™ says:

    Lisa Vanderpump interview on Craig Ferguson – February 20, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtuSV-BHVqY&sns=tw via @youtube

  35. VV™ says:

    @BravoPR: Check out this cute clip on @eonline of @LisaVanderpump & @giggythepom from #pumprules airing Mon. 2/24 @ 9pm ET/PT: http://t.co/IwcBFxKJaw

  36. VV™ says:

  37. VV™ says:

  38. chismosa™ says:

    Pardon if this was talked about.

    http://nypost.com/2014/02/20/girlfriends-guide-to-divorce-bravos-first-scripted-series/

    No sign of Andy 👏👏👏

    Not sure if I’ll watch.

  39. chismosa™ says:

    VV– China Moon still holds a grudge about NJ but it’s ok 😛

    —–
    I have a phone preguntita —
    Is that ok?

    • VV™ says:

      What’s up?

      • chismosa says:

        ughhh- stupid easy question— once you remove photos from your phone- (I just save them on the computer/ external drive, WHATEVER)–
        can you put photos BACK on your phone?
        If you dont know- NO WORRIES.

        muchos nachos

        • VV™ says:

          Hope this helps.

          • chismosa™ says:

            Thanks VV I had my normal EFFING problem when I went to download the newest update to the iPhones via iTunes on the computer ➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️The phone disappears and has to be completely RESET.

            Apple has always told me it was my issue with my PC.
            So I’m bookmarking what you sent me ^ for another day with LESS stress.
            I hate 🍎🍎🍎sometimes!

            Thank you for the video 😚

  40. Powell says:

    Women’s speed skating is on. I love to watch this.

  41. Exit4 says:

    The 6 year old drew on our LCD screen TV with red sharpie. Does anyone know if it will come off?

    *sigh* this is why I drink Pinot by the gallon.

  42. OK, if you want to see a picture of the progress of the wood tile floor, click on my name and my “blog” lol, should come up and you can see it!!

  43. Exit4 says:

    Samsung was useless-they have me a number of someone to call for a cleaning kit. We went with rubbing alcohol. It worked!!!! And then we went over with the monster spray and a micro fiber cloth.

    Crisis averted. He’s still punished. Markers are banned in the basement until forever. Although I didn’t know he has a sharpie….he stole it from the office.

  44. iceNfire says:

    • iceNfire says:

      • chismosa says:

        omg
        these two are going to go HAM on eachother.

        ps- i really saw that Kenya’s hair is really hers—- the camera caught some grey hair — so it really is her hair. Beautiful.
        #teamKenya
        #teamGWTWFabulous

        • Orson says:

          Have they taped their reunion yet? If Nene and Kenya go all out full contact on each other, can you imagine Andy putting himself in the middle trying to stop them? They’d squash him like a bug. Nene’s got the size, the mass, and the talons. Kenya has the agility and the snapping fan. I’d bet on Nene; she’s unstoppable when she’s got a rage on, she’s got short hair that can’t be effectively pulled, and she can probably take a punch or two before she gets your throat in her hands.

      • Mene Seela says:

        OMG I scared my cat laughing so loudly! LOL

      • looneylucy says:

        Did anyone see Nene on The View this week? She sported a short, blonde wig, but had all her black hair showing at the neck. wtf? so obvious. Any stylist would not allow that, I would think? She looked horrible.

        • chismosa™ says:

          I’m going to watch it I dvr’d it

          WIGGGGGG

        • ladebra says:

          I saw that! I didn’t think it was a good look. And it was pushed way pack on her head, so she really did look bald. I was wondering if she fired her hair person cause that was awful.

  45. Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    Dingbat Brandi is on Hello Ross right now and Ross asked her what her husband was SUING her for and she said MONEY- SUING her????…Lord does she lie like a rug or what?!?!?! She’s not even close to getting sued…what a moron!!!
    Oh and she loves Lisa …she calls her “Pumpy” she can’t not love “Pumpy” but “Pumpy” hurt her and she felt like she was an employes at SUR…WTF?!?!?! She’s insane!!
    There is nothing normal about her kids lives-they spend half there time ona. Tour bus with their step mother and half the time with Brandi “getting chased by paparazzi”…she’s dillusional!!!
    Ross asked her about the reunion and all she did was talk about Joyce and her outfit..Ashe said Joyce looked like she was going ice skating! Why would she speak about Joyce and waste time on her? She makes no sense and now I like her less…the end!

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Oh my word would you look at all my typos!!
      *Ashe=she

    • nyc mama says:

      I saw the video this afternoon. She is truly a damaged piece of work. Delusional too. She probably believes that Lisa will trust her again because this is just a “hiccup”. .

    • Maybe I will watch, I have Lisa on Craig on the DVR but that is disconnected….

    • California35 says:

      I saw that too! He asked good wuestions and mind of made fun of her, but in his very funny way and not caring way. He did not press hard and i get why. She really avoided getting herself i to lore trouble. I am sure she had someone coaching her right now. She focused on joyce, the least of her problems. Waisting time on her to not get into the atuff that matters and would get her in more trouble.

      But wth about her kids 1/2 time in a tour bus??!? Wow! What a dig! Yeah like they are on a tour all the time. Maybe they went on one tour all this time, but ehe said it like it is all the time. She loves Lisa, but Lisa hurts het!!??!

      Ay! Whatever lol

      • California35 says:

        Wow sorry about the typos. I hope this made sense.

        I saw that too! He asked good questions and kind of made fun of her, but in his very funny way and not caring way. He did not press hard and i get why he didn’t. She really avoided getting herself into more trouble. I am sure she had someone coaching her right now. She focused on Joyce, the least of her problems. Waisting time on her to not get into the stuff that matters and would get her in more trouble.
        ….Maybe they went on one tour all this time, but she said it like it is all the time. She loves Lisa, but Lisa hurts her!!??!

  46. boston02127 says:

    Thanks for the great blog and posts.

    One question, is BB’s mother ok? Does anyone know?

  47. nyc mama says:

    Does she really think she is going to win? Has she peeked at the comments on all her blogs this year? She should. It will help alleviate her disappointment when she wakes up to reality. If she wakes up…

    Brandi Glanville ‏@BrandiGlanville · 1h
    Have u voted yet? If u think I should win go 2 these 3 links http://bravo.ly/1coQpGy http://bravo.ly/1iR9CFz http://bravo.ly/1dC6Qz3 #RHAwards

    • mrs peabody says:

      I voted and I didn’t vote for her once. The didn’t have worst housewive so I couldn’t vote for her

  48. Powell says:

    “I’ve never had multiple partnersssssss.” “You can take your hoodrat ass back to Detroit.” 😀 Bravo’s Top 10 Vacations

    LOL good morning everyone.

  49. ladebra says:

    Hey NMD, how was the party? If it was good, bet you are still sleeping!

  50. ladebra says:

    I couldn’t resist. This little one could live in my purse. How bad could a piddle be?
    https://twitter.com/fascinatingpics/status/437264782992080896

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