Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – What Happened to the show I used to Enjoy?

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “Lines in the Sand” by BB

Unfortunately (or fortunately if you are enjoying this season), this is not the last episode.  Looking at the Bravo TV schedule, there are at least two more episodes, but they will air at 9 PM instead of the usual 8PM.

Go back in your memory banks to the various trips taken by the OC, BH, NY, and NJ housewives (I’m leaving ATL out because I’ve never watched that one).  Apply the examples listed below and most of these trips are practically interchangeable.  Bravo really needs to come up with some new formulas for their housewives shows.   The OC women are currently in Bali.  I’ll bet it’s more of the same old, same old drama.   Tonight’s episode is Déjà vu all over again.  The Bravo formula for most trips:

1.  Have at least one housewife (Lisa this time) be assigned lesser accommodations than the others so she can come off as ungrateful if she dares complain about it.   Please don’t try to tell me Bravo couldn’t get comparable rooms for all the wives/couples on this particular trip.

2.  Have two or more housewives (Brandi and Yolanda this time) come up with weak and lame examples of wrongdoing so they can zero in on the targeted housewife (whom they have chosen ahead of time) and ruin the trip not only for her, but for others as well.

3.  Have everyone seated at a really nice dinner or gathered all together before going after the targeted housewife’s jugular; you know, so others can pile on too. (Brandi and Yolanda managed to bring Kim, Kyle and Mauricio in on this attack.)

4.  Have at least one housewife bring the crazy, either because she is drunk or just plain cuckoo. (Kim, of course.)

5.  Have a housewife go home early. (Or in at least one case, be escorted home by a Bravo producer – allegedly.)  (Lisa)

6.  Have one housewife not make the trip so she can hear different versions of what happened when everyone returns. (Carlton)

Instead of the normal recapping and doing a she said/he said/she said, I’m just going to throw out my own random observations after watching this episode.

Brandi:  For some reason Brandi has decided that Lisa has some type of magical powers and has been using her all this time.  I’d be too embarrassed to admit someone could so easily manipulate me, but Brandi doesn’t get embarrassed – ever.  She calls Lisa a liar several times during this episode.  She accuses Lisa of being close friends with Scheanna and says Lisa knew from the very beginning that Scheanna had an affair with Eddie.  Brandi also accused Lisa of trying to get her to pack the tabloid magazines about Mauricio cheating and take them to Palm Springs to stir up trouble with Kyle.  Everything seemed to be OK with Brandi until Lisa started not calling her every morning and started being friendlier with Kyle.  Then all of a sudden, Lisa is evil incarnate.  At least Brandi didn’t seem like she was drunk this episode.  I don’t like her sober either.

Yolanda:  Yolanda has her own agenda and is not minding her own business, something of which she is constantly accusing Ken of doing when he tries to defend Lisa.  For some reason, Yolanda seems to think it’s her job to police this group because she is morally and intellectually superior to them all. I mean somebody has to do it since Brandi and Kyle can’t seem to do anything on their own because they are mind-controlled by Lisa.  She’s the Caroline Manzo of Beverly Hills.  She’s even promoting her own kids like Caroline did.  She needs to keep her haughty self out of the Lisa/Brandi/Kyle business.  But wait; the only things left for her to do are keep tabs her model daughters’ diets, do cleanses, try to get Mohammed to say something bad about Lisa, and host the occasional finger painting party.  Oh, and worship David, her love, of course.

Mauricio:  He doesn’t want to have friends who talk shit behind his back.  He needs to tell Brandi and Yolanda to take a hike along with Lisa and Ken then if that’s the case.  And probably all the rest of them including his sister in law.

Kyle:  Poor not so smart Kyle.  She’s so easily influenced and doesn’t know who or what to believe.  I think she should become best friends with Brandi and Yolanda and see how that works out for her.

Kim:  Kim is still stuck on Lisa and Ken not coming to her daughter’s graduation party.  Kyle was even embarrassed by Kim’s over-acting at dinner (trying to save her Bravo job).  Seriously, Kim needs to go away.  She has no credibility whatsoever.  Nada.  None.

Ken and Lisa:  They seem to have a wonderful life outside of this show.  They have legitimate, successful business ventures.  They don’t need this.  Vanderpump Rules is a ratings hit.  Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is not.  I wouldn’t blame Lisa if she left this motley crew behind.


Joyce and Michael:  I feel sorry this nice couple had to be a party to this fiasco.  They seemed to be the only logical, clear-thinking people at that dinner.  Michael was diplomatic and smart to not take sides.

Apparently Kyle was supposed to have told what went on behind the scenes in Puerto Rico on WWHL.  I didn’t stay up that late.


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958 Responses to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – What Happened to the show I used to Enjoy?

  1. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    BB- I would agree on the room accommodation thing but we didn’t see anyone else’s room-just that Brandi had a view of the ocean and Lisa had a view of the pool. We didn’t even see Lisa’s whole room-it looked like a suite-she just focused on the bathroom! But the formula is true and true Bravo!!

  2. LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

    Thanks for the blog, BB. Good morning errbody!!!!

  3. Rebecca says:

    I don’t think Yolanda has ever had any real friends. Lisa was 100% correct – and no disputing this – when she said, “this has nothing to do with you.”

    Yolanda’s intrusive response, “but we’re all in a group.”

    If this was a “group” then Carlton’s absense should have been the focus of the argument.

    Carlton wins this week for not being involved in this fiasco.

    • mrs peabody says:

      I would be very surprised myself if Yolanda did actually have any true girlfriends, she just does not seem the type to be a girls girl nor make the time for them what with managing her kids life (well GIGI’s) down to what she allows them to eat and her wiping her King’s A$$ all day long. You are right if they are a group, then the whole group should have been invited to that trip. I don’t care for Carlton but it was just as rude to leave her out as it was to leave Ramona out of that London trip. And whether Yolo likes it or not the husband’s have always been part of these groups, just because hers choses not to be doesn’t mean the other spouses make that same choice. I’m sorry but you cannot expect a spouse (no matter whether it’s Ken, Maurico, JoeG, joey or Peter) to sit back quietly while their spouse is being ripped to shreds by 4 mean girls, called a liar, accused of things she didn’t do and expect them to just sit there while their wife is in tears. I think more of them stepping in to protect their wife than if they were to not help her at all, to me that’s not much of a husband.

    • Rebecca says:

      It took me a while but I’ve finally arrived everyone….

      Carlton wasn’t invited because nobody wanted her to fight with Kyle. The fight was supposed to be between Lisa and Kyle. Yodolehihoo screwed that up when she went on full attack.

      This is pathetic, Bravo!

      • chismosa™ says:

        Oooooooh good obs REEBS

        • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

          chismosa has arrived!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s get this party started!

          • chismosa™ says:

            Not staying long. Haha!

            Will be back later though

            Thanks for the parade Reebs 🎋🎋🎉🎉🎊🎊

            Even Jill doesn’t do that for me 😦 😩😩

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              Seriously…if you are going to be besties with Rebecca then you won’t have any time for me…I’m going to tell Rebecca about the magazines you told me to pack for our trip to hell in a hand basket.

              • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

                CAAALLMMM DOOOWNNN!! What does my friendship with Chismosa have to do with you? Aren’t there some lemons that need picking? I’m going to go make jelly out of jelly beans and get a hobby!

                • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                  I was trying to help you see who chismosa really was and now you are back stabbing me…do you have any idea what I have been through this year? Between my Dog and my string I don’t know how I’m holding it together and now you are going to SUE me?!?!?!?!

  4. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. its SNOWING!!!! Wahhhhhh!!! 🙂 I didn’t watch the BH ladies last night so I’m looking forward to reading the blog. Stay warm, dry and have a great day.

    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Oh crap Powell-SNOW!!! I think we are supposed to be getting some snow for the next 3 days-nothing blizzard like but still…I’m looking for signs of spring and the weather is not cooperating!!!!

  5. Buttercream says:

    Good Morning all .. snow in the forecast for today and tomorrow ..ugh …
    Great Blog .. couldn’t watch the show live as transportation mule that I am for club sports practices … agree.. this followed the Bravo set-up, albeit lame and weak .. .No longer a fan of Yolanda’s .. such a disappointment .. she should be mentoring Brandi how to approach Lisa regarding her issues, working on a successful outcome beyond damage control … Yo lead the charge like a Bull with a hidden agenda filled with vengeance .. Kim .. agree.. she needs to go!

  6. Veena (NMD) says:

    Lisa – I assume talking about Scheana going to DWTS

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      So after her steadfastly denying that Scheena was there. now everyone went. …….

      • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

        She denied inviting her.

      • kit9 says:

        Yep. She flat out lied when she said Sheena wasn’t there. And, it’s not plausible she just conveniently forgot since Sheena met with Lisa backstage with her daughter, no less.

        • Anne says:

          Actually, it is plausible, at least to me. I’m about the same age as Lisa. I used to have an almost photographic memory — just ask my sisters about some of the embarrassing stories that I can tell about our childhood. Ever since menopause, I can still remember details about things that happened 10 or even 5 years ago, but have difficulty recalling what happened at an event last week, much less last month. No, I don’t have alzheimers or early stage dementia. Events and activities just blur together — especially when I am busy. So, I’ll remember an event — perhaps a party — but won’t remember everyone who attended or even who I talked to — unless someone shows me a picture or reminds me.

        • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

          Hey kit9, what did you have for lunch on January 3?
          Same type of question.


          Lisa said she didn’t invite Scheana.

          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            I guess Sheanna showed up more than once without being invited but still managed to get backstage and in pictures?

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              I know this tweet is from the blogger who doesn’t like Lisa and loves Kyle but it is what it is….

            • kit9 says:

              That Sheena is so crafty! That little nobody managed to not only wrangle tickets to the show on her own without any connection to Lisa, repeatedly, but she managed to get backstage as well.

            • VV™ says:

              Jill. Lisa clearly stated last night when Brandi asked her about Scheana and Brandi said why was Scheanna at DWTS. Lisa replied: “not through me”.
              This is a none issue to me.

              • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                She did say that VV-after she said Sheanna was never there-I don’t think it’s a big deal but everything on this show is a big deal. Kyle gets called out for inconsistency all the time so why not Lisa too?

          • kit9 says:

            Lisa wasn’t on DWTS every day, several times a day for her entire life as I have been eating. Second, Lisa didn’t say “I don’t know” as I would say when asked what I ate. And, Lisa clearly said, when first asked, “No, she wasn’t there”, flatly. Then, when challenged, she started shifting, as she repeatedly did when asked about the magazines, and said that she wasn’t there ‘through her’. BS on both counts. And, finally, she said “I didn’t invite her”, which she said more as a question to Ken, with Lisa’s patented squinty eyed confused look, which still doesn’t negate the fact she lied about Sheena not being there.

            • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

              So, from your point of view, you are back-pedaling. I’m not saying this to be out of line, I’m saying stop and think about the entire situation. She was rundown over the show, running two businesses, was constructing a third, and filming this stupid housewife show. Then some nitwit puts her on the spot – and I’m sorry – who Lisa is friends with is none of Brandi’s damn business – and she is stunned to hear what nitwit is saying. So yes, THIS situation is the same. Put on the spot, nobody can remember details very well. She was trying to remember a dance routine so who cares who is in the audience.
              I repeat – not everything is a conspiracy.

          • chismosa™ says:


  7. Veena (NMD) says:
    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      Ken’s tweet reminds me of a kid who says “I am the cutest and smartest kid in the whole world…my mother said so”.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      I love Mr. Ken. My husband would do the same for me if he felt I was being unfairly attacked. I can take care of myself for sure, but he has my back and always has, just like Ken and Lisa.

      • trudie says:

        I agree. If I was in that situation and my husband just sat there while the crows were squawking at me, it would not end well form him. Would King David sit there and not defend Yolanda in the same situation?

        • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          I don’t think anyone would deny that Ken did the right thing-but it’s the very thing that he has called out other men for doing.

          • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

            Just one… and that guy was defending Adrienne Effing Maloof.

          • HuskerHuny says:

            Ken defended Brandi when Mauricio and Dr. Paul were attacking her at various times last season. He wasn’t putting himself into the conversation, just asking that they not attack her especially since she didn’t have a husband to back her up. Quite gentlemanly if you ask me.

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              Yes HH he did say they shouldn’t attack her…but then that’s kind of what he did last night.

              • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

                But the real question is, why didn’t Yolanda and Kim STFU? Lisa and Brandi arguing over Kyle would have made sense, but then Yodolehihoo inserted herself.

                • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                  Yes this is a very important question-with no answer! Ken Yolanda and Kim should have gone off and beat the crap out of each other and let the other 3 speak!

      • Absolutely! My bf watched with me last night & commented that if a group of “friends” ganged up on me like that, he would step in. It was clearly a group against Lisa, there’s no reason Ken should sit to the side & let that happen. And wasn’t Yo involving herself in Lisa & Brandi’s issues? How is that different than what Ken did? If you want to keep something between two people, don’t start the conversation in front of a group!

  8. Veena (NMD) says:
    • So I get it now! Yoyo doesn’t like Lisa cause Lisa is BFF with Mohamed…which is normal to not be “friendly” with people who side with your x-spouse, but what is funny is Yoyo saying how “wonderful” her relationship is with Mohamed and then talking shit about his BFF. Methinks Yoyo is faking it! And she swore she does not like fake people or fake/Hollywood friends.

    • 2Stupid says:

      I think it also is a good “in your face Yolonda” to have Mohamed come to her defense. I don’t think he woudl do the same for Yo!

  9. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    Great blog BB…hope you took a XXXXXANAXXX after watching so you could CAALLMMM DOWWWNN!!

    That picture of Brandi…oh my!!!

  10. Powell says:

    OMG Boston!!! That pic of Brandi! It’s like she’s Miss Plastic. Yikes..

    • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

      You have got to put a disclaimer up before posting a close up like that.

  11. HuskerHuny says:

    I need a big hug Lynn friends. I just said goodbye to my daughter as she heads back home after her shower this weekend. When I was hugging her, I started crying realizing that the next time I see her, she will be a mommy. I can take the grandma part, but my baby is having a baby. Reality is setting in.

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      ((HH)) Well now you have me all choked up, lady!!! It hit you, didn’t it? You must be so proud of her. Take care, HH!!

    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Hugs hugs hugs!! I cried a little when I read this HH! (Maybe I have pms?) your baby is having a baby!! One more hug!!!

    • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

      Somebody run out and get HH a box of Lamar’s donuts!

    • Buttercream says:

      Double ((HH)) for your daughter and your soon to be grandchild! Excited for you and your soon to be +1 family!

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      A big hug to you our sweet HH. I am sure when the baby comes you will so overjoyed.

    • Oh my, I’m a little choked up and tears are forming….opps the damn just burst!! (((HH))) What exciting time lay ahead for you!!!! What will you be called?

    • shamrockblonde says:

      *hugs HuskerHuny really hard* – to this day every so often when I am watching one of my daughters, for just an instant I see them as they were when they were little, I can almost hear their giggle, and then I see them as they are today – the time in between goes by so quickly and we can only hold on to it in our hearts and in our memories – you did your job – you raised a beautiful independent young lady and equipped her with everything she will need as she heads toward this new chapter – enjoy it along with her – make memories to warm your heart – much love – *hugs HuskerHuny really hard again*

    • Sus says:

      Awwwwww, hugs!!
      I missed the Grandma announcement. Congratulations!

    • Amber...Real Wife says:

      Congratulations HH! May God Bless Your Family.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Awwwww hig hugs Husker !

      So sweet

  12. Veena (NMD) says:

    Did you all figure out what and why Lisa whispered to Brandi at dinner – it was something like I love you and you can end this – I took it as a plea for Brandi to be on Lisa’s side during dinner – but it was too late by then because Brandi couldn’t backtrack. It sat wrong with me somehow – like she was pleading with her to stay quiet.

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      I didn’t hear her saying please stay quiet. And yes, I know you said it was “like” she was pleading with her to stay quiet. I heard her and I think she was reassuring her of her loyalty at that point. But I would have to go back and listen again, and you know me and my lazy butt!!!….don’t wanna. LOL

      • mrs peabody says:

        I thought the same as you, she was letting Brandi know that she did still love her regardless of what has gone on that afternoon.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      My impression of that comment was the Lisa wanted to have a incident-free supper and that she and Brandi could hash it out later without an audience. She should have told Kyle instead.

    • plainviewsue says:

      I just watched the scene with subtitles:

      Lisa: I love you. I never knew in the beginning.

      Brandi: I love you too.

      Lisa: I’m always on your side.

      Lisa: OK, well, its up to you.

      I take that as meaning Lisa is implying whether or not the friendship is salvageable.

    • BB says:

      I didn’t quite take it that way. I took it as a reminder to her that Lisa has always had her back and wondering why Brandi was doing this to her. Stay quiet about what?

    • kit9 says:

      It did seem that way. Sort of last second pleading not to say anything else.

    • VV™ says:

      I think she said it because Brandi was all hurt about the Scheana thing. I think she was trying to reassure Brandi about Scheana.IMO.

  13. plainviewsue says:

    BB, it was a perfect recap. I liked the breakdown of each of them; no need to go into the ridiculous “storyline.”

    Lisa’s and Joyce’s blogs were great. Yolanda is desperate to back pedal, but it isn’t working. How many events has Yolanda not attended since joining this show? And it’s all because Lisa wasn’t there to paint a tile???? Yolanda wants the popularity of Lisa, but it is not going to happen. Ever. Ever.

    Who is Yolanda Foster in this world to be questioning Lisa on her friendship with Kyle and planning a party together??? Who is Yolanda Foster in this world to tell her what Brandi is upset about? The whole scene was ludicrous and embarrassing to watch.

    As for Kim, she is laughable. In her blog she says she believes Brandi, because Brandi is her friend. What are we, in junior high? So if Brandi tells the truth, then Kyle does want Kim to fail in her sobriety, Kim did crystal meth, Kyle did tell Brandi the rumor of Lisa’s bankruptcy.

    The sooner this season ends, the better.

  14. Good Morning everyone! Thanks BB for Blogging!!!! Typical of Bravo… Find the most beautiful settings for a farce of “bonding” together Housewife trip! They got the ratings for Scary Island, then the formula. They don’t count on that we, the viewers, do not enjoy fighting grown women on petty things! Brandi was probably sober but in something else…she was visible “not all there”.

    All season complaining on Lisa mothering her… Yolanda telling Lisa she was not B’s mother … then poor wounded B makes excuses on her behavior because Lisa stop mothering her!

    Geeee… what a way to ruin a franchise! I am out!!!!!! (I always think the same after Monday RHOBH… disappointed and tired of their fake drama!)

  15. R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

    This was Joyce’s trip to her homeland. Her father had just died. And Yolanda stirs up a hornets nest. Not one word of apology to Joyce.


    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      Oh you didn’t get the memo? You can stir up a hornets nest while on vacation but never ever at Yolanda’s party!

      • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

        and don’t even THINK ABOUT humming!!!!

        • Buttercream says:

          .. ..just ask Taylor what happens when you DARE to humm or sing when King David is in the room !

          • mm in oc says:

            I would have been pissed off if someone told me I couldn’t sing along. I love singing!! And I hate turtles because Kim loves them – there, I said it.

    • DebBrenn says:

      Boy, Did you hit it on the head! At Yolanda’s events, “Dees ees aboud my dauta” “Everyone be quiet, my love, my hosbun is playeen his geeenious music,” but nothing wrong with turning a generously offered trip by a grieving woman whose father isn’t even in the ground yet into an ugly witch hunt (no offense, Carlton, honest!). And this article was perfect, too.

    • chismosa™ says:

      I don’t get WHY they continued on to PR …. No other contingency plans to go elsewhere.
      Especially with Mo maybe having hotel connections.

      And Joyce said to not make it a pity party.

  16. Stars99 #TeamT-Rex... All Day, Every Day!! says:

    Great job, BB – I really liked how you approached this week’s blog – I would have been at a loss to know how to go about it, to be honest. I am so many feelings and comments… but I am going not going to say anything for the moment. If you read something in the news about a big explosion in Orange County, don’t worry…it’s just my head.

  17. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    “I don’t like her sober either”….hahaha I missed that the first time I read the blog!! Good one BB!!

  18. Jules says:

    lets all remember that Yolanda left home and school at 16 to be a model. She is not very smart in the book learning department. just likes to pretend she is this all knowing higher than chick. She clearly before even sitting said “Brandi is …” so bullcrap on “I wanted to talk to Lisa about my issues with her.

    • Jules says:

      and it let’s not lets. You’d think I left home and school to model at 16.

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      Face it… Lemondrop is a moron. She would be absolutely nothing if she wasn’t f*cking money. How old is she? There are people who cannot read and can barely sign their own names who are more intelligent than she is.

  19. ladebra says:

    Great blog BB !!!

  20. missusmc says:

    So, basically, Lisa and Kyle didn’t get along for awhile, so Lisa became closer to Brandi. During this time, Lisa and Brandi discussed Kyle in a negative light. Lisa was upset with Kyle but still regarded her as a friend. When Kyle and Lisa made up, Brandi, being 12, and Yolanda, who heard from Brandi what had been said and is also 12 (due to her Lyme disease, I’m sure) couldn’t comprehend this and panicked, thinking that Lisa would tell Kyle what Brandi and Yolanda said. So they beat Lisa to it, not aware that Lisa, who is not 12, wouldn’t have said anything because everyone talks about everyone else, always. It’s not a big deal. Seriously. My BFF and I sometimes have spats, and I tell my husband all about it, and never does that mean I want to “take down” my BFF or ruin her or embarrass her on national tv. It just means that we are all human, and humans are imperfect, and sometimes when we vent, we say things we don’t mean. We may even jokingly want to take down someone. We may even mean it. But true friends don’t follow through, because they want to keep the friendship and push through.

    So, here’s my message to the cast of RHOBH: everyone talks about everyone. Deal with it. Decide who your real friends are and stick to those people. Quit complaining and plotting and whining. Stick to your friends, go shopping and be fabulous and take amazing vacations that I dream of. And for the love of all that is holy, stay the hell off twitter. Seriously. You all look like fools on social media.

  21. Not sure about everyone else, but I found this episode to be gross. And that is odd cause we didn’t see Carlton once. Kim lives in a GLASS house and continues to throw stones. Kyle is taking Brandi’s word. Um, really? Brandi is upset with Lisa for being friends with Kyle again, but Brandi can buddy up with Kyle after their falling out in previous seasons? Yoyo who had a HUGE battle with Kyle last year can be all forgiving with her, but Lisa cannot set aside her difference and be friends with Kyle again?
    I can see that Lisa is a person who walks away from ridiculousness. Instead of engaging crazy, she would rather walk away. Unfortunately, these women perceive that as an admission of guilt when you choose not to make a fool of yourself. Brandi’s unending probs with Scheana are ridiculous. Scheana did not “end your marriage”. LeeAnn’s husband ended his marriage with you when he chose to put his penis in every woman’s body. That ended your marriage. Scheana was just a number. Is it a little disloyal of Lisa to keep Scheana around? Yeah. Can she fire someone simply because they slept with LeeAnn’s Husband? Nope. Scheana is a girl who made a very stupid mistake. Has she been punished? YES! Publicly shamed for her behavior and has worn the letter “A” for it. Brandi needs to MOVE ON!
    Just my two cents! We got more snow here this morning in Northeast Ohio…again. This is like Groundhog Day every f-ing day! Can’t wait for the daffodils to start coming up.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Sorry about the snow AGAIN! This winter has been miserable for you people out east and in the south.

      Your two cents were pretty much right on. Lisa is so much more mature than the other women. I would walk away from their nonsense in a nano second. You can’t fix stupid.

      Hope you see spring really soon!

    • Dixie says:

      Why is Brandi so sure Lisa knew about Scheana and Eddie’s affair. By the very nature of an affair, it is a relationship that is kept on the down low. I can’t imagine Sheana was telling people, especially her boss, that she was sleeping with a married man. So how does Brandi know that Lisa knew?

    • chismosa™ says:

      I thought Lisa’s loyalty would be to her daughter’s very good friend /bestie?

      Whom she knew prior to puff cheeks ?

      Not sure …..

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        When it all came out about Eddie and Leann-Sheanna was flapping her gums to anyone who would listen

  22. R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

    Does anyone else picture BB typing away with tears down her face?

    “Why? Why?”

    It’s ok BB, Jeff Lewis comes back soon.

  23. HuskerHuny says:

    Here’s my take . . .

    Kim – we are not laughing with you, we are laughing at you and not in a good way. You are emotionally immature and to even think of getting into a war of words with Ken and Lisa you will only lose and lose badly.

    Yolanda – please practice what you preach. Sticking your nose into Brandi and Lisa’s matters while at the same time (at a previous dinner fiasco) telling Joyce’s husband to keep to himself while Brandi is attacking his wife. Which way do you want it Yoyo? I’m over you blaming it on Lyme’s. I really liked you last year, but your true colors have come to the surface this year. Just because your ex-husband has a tremendous amount of love and respect for Lisa; is it jealousy? If so, maybe your life and husband is not as perfect as you would like us to believe. Brandi has brought you down . . . waaaay down.

    Kyle – grow a backbone already and take a side – Brandi or Lisa. Believe me, if you choose one over the other, you will end up on the losing end as well. You flip and flop like no other person on this show. I have to believe that all of this nonsense that you put out is hurting your husband’s business.I would never list or buy a property from him. You both look rather dumb and insecure.

    Brandi – one word – backfired. Your take down plan did just that. You no longer have the fan support as you did at the end of last season. And you’re so dumb, you have no idea of how to fix it. Enjoy what little support that your current book is getting. You will not be asked to write another, but if you do, fewer and fewer people will buy it. Your true colors have been exposed these past several months and your 15 minutes have about 12 seconds left.

    Lisa – she puts out her digs and remarks for sure, but that’s her sense of humor, like it or leave it. But I have never seen this woman be genuinely unkind or cruel. Does she dismiss some of the crap that the others put out? Yes and I would too. She’s far too mature and level headed to get down in the gutter with the rest of them, but believe me, if she should choose to do so, she would win. Brandi would be out in left field this year had not Lisa taken her under her wing last two seasons when the sisters, Adrienne, Taylor, Camille and let’s not forget Faye, threw her to the dogs and left her for dead. Lisa became a good friend to her and defended her undefendable actions to the end. Lisa is the only one out of these woman who I would chose to be friends with and not because of her money and status. She’s funny, kind and giving.

    Joyce and Carlton – unforgettable (Joyce) and creepy and nasty (Carlton).

    Sorry for the long-windedness. Last night’s show was so unsettling. Seeing women treat each other like that and for really no reason at all other than to freeze someone out and some kind of imagined celebrity status. Cruel, just cruel.

    • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

      I am SHOCKED at Kyle claiming that Brandi just jokes a lot and that she “gets” it.

      The next person who claims Kyle is hurt by Lisa’s jokes can go suck one of Yodolehihoo’s lemons. It’s just bad acting!

  24. MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

    I apologize in advance for offending any of you.. Now that I’ve raised your radar to be offended….

    This had to be the most retarded episode I have ever seen. The Blondes on the show were the head tards.. Anyone else notice that? The only one I give a pass to is Joyce. She’s still new and hasn’t quite yet learned what happens when you take this group of heifers on a trip. I guess she didn’t learn from her palm springs experience. Here is something else.. I bet Carlton WAS invited but declined. Then the Bravo Diablo decided to do some creative stuff and shoot some of these heifers stating she was uninvited. Further, when all is said and done, we are going to learn that Morris IS a cheater.. Remember when people didn’t believe Mario was cheating on Ramona? Look where we are now. If any of these drama queens were my wife, I would run screaming for the hills and run across water to get there.

    • DebBrenn says:

      The reason Mauricio freaked out that much was because he can’t afford to have his behavior looked at too closely. That the focus was all dumped on Lisa instead of his cheating was partly due to his good luck and partly to the fact it scares his wife more than anything to have to actually face it.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Hmmmm . . . food for thought there Mel . . . Mo and Mario . . . just thinking maybe . . . time will tell . . .

    • T-Rex says:

      MelTH! In addition, let us remember that LisaV didn’t run to the tabloids, TWO GROWN ASS WOMEN in a bar that Murray went up to, solicited their “digits” and flirted with for hours were the ones that went to the Tabloids to discuss. Murray is another “serial cheater”, probably always has cheated, probably always will and until he is actually caught red handed “dipping his wick” where he shouldn’t. VileKyle will stay with him and defend him, because let’s face it she has NO career, NO money of her own, and outside of the Bravo TV show she would be back to being a Housewife and Mother, there is ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with being a HOUSEWIFE and a MOM, but she aspires to so much more, with so little talents.

      • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

        so little talents.
        You are giving spliz an awful lot of credit there, T-Rex (hope you are doing well) 😀

        • T-Rex says:

          I am doing MOST EXCELLENT today, thanks for asking!

          My big PEEVE in this Murray cheating scandal is that everyone keeps pointing at LisaV or to any of the HoWives about the story, when it was CLEARLY given to the tabloids by the OUTSIDERS, who have NO dog in the Hwife fights. Murray is a Man-Whore, we get it and everytime he strays, VileKyle winds up with a Baby, a Car, or in the last case an entire STORE(which she is NEVER at, and barely runs according to numerous sources, it’s in name only)

          • jezzibel says:

            S-1 Camille G put those rumors out there about Maury sticking his wick in place not located to his wife.

          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            I think people are pointing at Lisa b/c at the very start of this season on the very first show Lisa was pushing Kyle hard to talk about the rumors-I haven’t seen anyone accuse Lisa of starting the rumors-just that she brought them onto the show-first.

            • VV™ says:

              “Pushing Kyle hard to talk about the rumors” that’s a big big big time stretch.
              She made 1 joke. Brandi was the one that kept bringing it up….

              • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                Oh ok…the elephant in the room…where there’s smoke..did I imagine all that? No -Lisa brought it up more than once and BTW it was a crappy joke. Acting like Lisa had no part in it is a bigger stretch.

                • VV™ says:

                  Yolanda was the one that was making the “where there’s smoke … ” Lisa assisted her like “I” would a friend if she gets her words crossed. Yolanda was making that point NOT Lisa.
                  The Elephant in the room comment. I have to watch again to see the context and Bravo edit. I don’t recall off the top of my head.

    • Sus says:

      I learned my lesson with Ramona and what’s his face. I won’t be shocked if Maurice is stepping out. I was extremely shocked about Ramona. They seemed like they were doing okay. What’s his face is a moron!

      Honestly, I’ve never gotten a good vibe from Maurice. To me, he comes across as insincere. I don’t know if it’s the salesman that comes out or what. I really hated him when he was all over Kim and the Ogre about being late in Hawaii. He’s been married to that family for how long? You decide the reality show is the time to call Kim out on being a flake? Dick!
      He’s not my type so I don’t think he’s God’s gift to women the way Kyle does. If he is stepping out, I can’t even imagine Kyle’s reaction. I’d feel badly for her but I’d cackle all the same.

      Oh yeah, I forgot this. I thought it was suspicious Maurice was so mad at the idea of Lisa saying bring the tabloids. If there isn’t fire around the smoke, how come he’s not reading the stories on camera and pointing out all the lies? It looked like he doth protest too much.

    • MTH,
      While I agree with you on a whole, please please please don’t use the word “Retard” or any other use of this word. I beg you. This is equivalent to the “N” word to so many of us with a loved one with a disability. Check out this site…


      • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

        Becky, I know the negativity of the word, that is why I apologized in advance. I would never call someone who is disabled somehow, that word. I know that in most cases they are born that way and it is certainly nothing to fault them with and with others something has happened in their life..

        While watching the show last night however it is really all I could think of.. I can think of many other words to use, and will use them from now on, especially with these shows, No need to beg and thank you for not attacking me for saying it.

        • I am not one to attack…I have plenty of friends that have used this word in front of me and I have kindly asked them not to. You see, when my daughter (who has autism) was in 6th grade, the school posted pictures of students at a dance. A picture of my daughter was posted with a whole group of other students, but she was in the front. A nasty classmate posted under the phone, “That’s Katie! She’s a retard!” Since then, I have made it my job to let others know how hurtful this word is!
          Perhaps another word might be “Asshat”. I quite enjoy using that word when referring to people who are beyond explanation!

          • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

            I know about your beautiful daughter and shame on anyone who calls her that. No, I’ve never seen you attack anyone just thank you for not attacking me. Those who have been here awhile probably remember the last time I used the word to describe someone on one of these shows, Peter, in Atlanta. I said he was acting like… I still believe that though, I don’t watch that show anymore.

            The People, are asshats. The Show, was dumb, moronic, idiotic, stupid… any number of descriptive words. I mean fighting over some f*cking magazines that have NEVER been produced ON the show and fighting by people who were never involved to begin with. How Morinic can these Asshats be? and I still say, The blondes are the lead AsshatsIdiotsMorons. (Better? 😀 )

          • trudie says:

            That breaks my heart.

      • Pamela says:

        Agreed about the use of the “R” word, thank you saying this.

      • missusmc says:

        Yes, thank you for saying this. And thank you, MTH,for being gracious and understanding about this, too.

  25. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    NaughtyBut(stupid)Rob is saying sow,thing about NeNe being on Dancing With the Stars….wait what????

    • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

      Nobody wants to see that.

    • Anne says:

      Pure Dancing with the Stars also reported the rumor about Nene, citing a E News story. Also rumored to appear: Cody Simpson — isn’t he Gigi’s boyfriend? Cast announcement is next week?

      • BB says:

        I hope Nene’s wig is secured really tight during all those dips and twirls. I pity whoever gets her for a partner. She’ll probably quit before she’s eliminated like she did on the Apprentice.

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      So now, not only did regular viewers of the show have to endure Wendy Williams, Rob Kardasian, and ‘Chaz’ Bono, stomp around, they have to watch Thugolina? Glad I don’t watch…

  26. ItzAngieDuh says:

    Good morning! Drunky & Lemonhead are ridiculous. Drunky is contradicting herself. Out of one side of her mouth she says ‘nobody tells me what to do’ & from the other side ‘Lisa is manipulating me’. Which is it? Lemonhead should be ashamed of herself. Her jealousy of Lisa is turning her green!! She needs to go play in her lemon grove & come down off her high horse. She is jealous because Lisa works, is very successful, & doesn’t have to kiss Ken’s ass the way Lemonhead has to worship her ‘love’. Please!! Stop feeling sorry for Kim Bravo & kick her ass off this show!! Seriously!! Carlton, Lemonhead, Drunky, & The Adult Teenager (Kim) can go. I understood Kyle & Mauricio’s frustration. Lisa has been punishing Kyle for not standing up for her at the S1 reunion, & Lisa sided with Lemonhead when Kyle called her out about the remarks she made about Lisa in Paris. I also believe that Lisa knew Kyle was telling the truth, but sided with Lemonhead to further stick it to Kyle. So when Kyle sat down to ask Lisa about it, they should’ve discussed it. I love Lisa, but she should’ve sat there & explained her side instead of storming off. Mauricio had witnessed Lisa making disparaging comments about him, so why wouldn’t he believe that? Drunky doesn’t realize that Lemonhead is manipulating her now. I see her future going the way if Lips McGee-she is so outta there next season. I know I’m in the minority here, but I love Kyle as well. Some of the things she does gets on my nerve, but I thinks she’s beautiful, has a successful marriage, & loving family. All the HW shows are getting very dark & I’m not liking it. I mean when you tuned into NJ or OC, you knew it was gonna be bad. The darkness is creepin in everywhere. I just hope that Lisa & Kyle can maintain their friendship because in S1 it looked authentic to me. Have a great Tuesday everyone!

  27. NYC Mama says:

    Why would Kim retweet this?

    Retweeted by Kim Richards
    john smith‏@KimKsGiantAss·Feb 23
    @KimRichards11 Go have a drink and a Klonopin

  28. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    Brandi admits that Eddie may have over paid her support-but too bad so sad-she spent the money!

  29. T-Rex says:

    Oh, and for the Record regarding YOLO-LEMONHead and her Serial-marriage husband, not only is SHE wife number four, he had a BabyMama before wife Number one that he lived with for several years and is the father of her child, his eldest daughter, he just didn’t marry her. So she is technically Number 5, yep, her KING certainly has liked acquiring the Harem throughout these years. Be careful YOLO-LemonHead, you could be next on the chopping block, my guess is Wives to DavidBananasFoster have a “shelf-life” you just don’t know what yours is yet. What you going to do when he trades your Lemon-Head in, you are going to feel mighty foolish!

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      They are selling off assets, I think she IS next.

      • T-Rex says:

        MTH- I have this weird feeling that DavidBananasFoster doesn’t want to look TOO much like a Cad leaving YOLO-LemonHead during these Lyme treatments and especially during filming and the show airing. I would bet the minute she gets another “breakthrough” on her health, he may decide it’s time to Breakthrough to another wife!

        • jezzibel says:

          Muhammad’s probably thinking “no regifting @$$hole “

        • Orson says:

          Maybe it’s just me, but I suspect Foster has enough stature in the industry to have his recording artists come to LA to record. I know there’s a recording studio in LA because my nephew in law recorded several CDs when he was living in LA. There may even be more than one recording studio in LA. Maybe he’s out of town so often for the same reason Kelsey Grammer was out of town so often during Season 1? That might explain why His Highness spikes his hair and wears those thin neckties that went out a LONG time ago.

        • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

          Look how well it worked out for that asshat who ran for VP with Kerry when he left his sick (Cancer) wife for some two bit tramp… or cheated on her or something like that…

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Maybe we should check Yoyo’s expiration date before it’s too late!

  30. shamrockblonde says:

    BB – thanks for the blog! I have not seen the episode yet, but your description was so spot on that I could see it unfolding in my head – Yo’s issue is that Mohamed is closer to Lisa than to her – he put his years old friendship with Lisa and Ken over his ex-wife and she cannot stand it – as for Kyle – she does indeed have a beautiful family and appears to have a great marriage as well as a secure life – but for her, it is not enough – to the point that she is willing to discredit Lisa and Ken – I think she is suffering from the Jan syndrome – remember the Brady Bunch? remember the episode where Jan gets jealous because her older sister was getting so much attention, at one point whining “Marcia, Marcia Marcia!!” – that is Kyle, only it is “Lisa Lisa Lisa” – why anyone would begrudge a friends’ success in life and in love is beyond me – friends are supposed to support each other – I am leaving Joyce and Carlton alone in this – as for Kim – I seriously and sadly believe that the drug and alchol abuse that she indulged in has affected her mind – there is something just not right about her, and I suspect she is very fragile mentally – Brandi is still in a downward spiral and is grabbing anyone and anything she can as she heads down the path – too bad Kyle and Yo are so focused on their own insecurities that they do not see her pulling her down with them – that’s on them and very telling –
    as for Lisa – she is older and wiser and has something none of the others have – she has experience in business and in life and is confident in herself and in her marriage – no matter what happens, she knows how to make decisions with the future in mind – unlike any of the others – they only see the moment – Lisa, Ken and even Mohamed see how the now affects the future – and that is smart – not crafty, not shady, just smart – everything she has she earned and in large part she earned it because she and Ken kept the future in mind –

    *hugs HuskerHuny really hard again* – I totally understand how you feel – sad and happy and proud and scared all at once – its amazing!!!

  31. This may be a dumb question, but in that picture of Brandi, why are her eyeballs blue? The part that supposed to be white. I don’t get it.

    • jezzibel says:

      I think she needs to fire her dermatologist, and hair colorist….stop with the injectables, peels , and scrapings. She is not getting a good return for her investment….and invest in quality makeup…I know several Mary Kay women who could help a girl out

  32. disgrazia4 says:

    Good blog recap and do you think the delusional chipmunk will get it? Prolly not. :/

  33. I haven’t seen anyone mention when Kim was yelling at Ken and said how Lisa lied about her trip to the tunderland and Ken said why didn’t you come to Pandy’s wedding??? and Kim said she was “moving” (we discussed what that meant last night, lol) and then Ken said, “Then why didn’t you call??” which tells me that Kim did not call two weeks prior or send a gift from Tiffany’s….I just thought it was funny….. Ken is done with these bitches and I know some are upset he called women stupid but he was the “Truth Cannon” of the night, IPPHO!

  34. mrs peabody says:

    I have many different thoughts on last nights show so I will break it down by each person.
    Yolo, such a hypocrite. It’s ok for her to get involved in Lisa’s and others issues but Ken cannot, says she wants to talk about her issues of Lisa not showing up for the finger painting party but the conversation was about Brandi and her issues, thinks that was not an gang up on Lisa but that is what I saw, does not want problems at her parties but she can sure bring it on at someone else’s. The list goes on and on with her. She can say what she wants about not being jealous of Lisa but her actions speak a lot louder than her words and this goes a lot farther than Lisa not showing for a finger painting party that she said she was not coming to anyway. I think she is jealous of all that Lisa has accomplished, think of it other than being an ex-model what has Yolo done other than marry 2 rich men, one who has cheated on her and respects Lisa a lot and one who has a history of short marriages. Lisa is successful and has what appears to be a very happy long marriage. Lisa does not ride around on a high horse and people love her while Yolo can’t seem to get off that horse and I doubt she has few friends. She feels she should be top dog and hates that Lisa is. I think Yolo needs to go onto to where old unwanted housewives go after their time on the show is up. She needs to join JZ.
    Kim, rather than just believing Lisa would do this maybe she should remember all the lying she has accused both Brandi and Yola of in regards to her. Why all of sudden just believe what they say now? As far as her comments to Ken while I understand she was mad but she was out of line and she needs to let go that “not coming to my dtr’s party” they said they weren’t coming end of story. How many did she not show up to and other than responding to her comments have they ever brought it up to her? No. Get over it Kim. I would not miss her if she were let go
    Joyce, I think is nice and I think she needs to be given another year but I do not feel Carlton should be on this show, she’s just to dark and bitter for me and truth be told I did not miss her at all last night but do feel like I have said, if this was a group thing put on by Bravo she should have been included.
    Kyle, I really do think Kyle was hurt when she was saying “I am so dumb” but what I think she should have also done is ask Brandi why are you telling me this? why did you even have the magazines there? why would you buy them? Is that what you and Yolo meant at PS when you said you could hurt me bad? and why Bravo did you feel the need to show them on tv? I don’t know if Lisa said what they said and if she was joking around if she did but my guess is if it did happen that way all 3 were just as involved in it, that is was not just Lisa planning this and to me it starts with who bought the mags to begin with and why? A question I would be asking Kyle if I was Lisa was the bankruptcy info your way of trying to get back at me? I like Kyle enough that I would like to see her continue on the show.
    Lisa, I do not think she is perfect by any means, I’m sure her digs that I find funny do hurt some of these ladies at times but they all get them in. If I was being accused of this I would probably has reacted the same way she did, this is rubbish and not worth talking about, this info has been out there for years why keep bringing it up. I think she has said she does not believe this and as far as that conversation with Ken she was right in you don’t know what goes on in someone’s private life, no one does but the person involved and I see nothing wrong with saying that. I’m sure this was a surprise to her to be attacked like this and probably threw her off and that affected how she responded to them. I myself do not think fast on my feet, I need time to process things and if 4 mean girls were attacking me and accusing me of doing things I would need time to think back on what happened before giving them an answer. I do think she had probably started pulling back from Brandi which is her right but I do not think she would have ousted Brandi on anything that had gone on between them, I don’t see her as that type of person. If Lisa leaves I leave.
    And Brandi…..what a piece of work she is. I think Brandi was probably feeling that Lisa was slipping away from her and from her that fab life Lisa was exposing her to, I don’t think Brandi does well with being dumped. Yolo seeing this jumped on her chance to turn Brandi on Lisa and Brandi being hurt just ate it all up. Brandi is so good at being used by others to do their dirty work (her own words) that Yolo had no problems feeding her the line Lisa is not your friend just like she has done to Kim. But because Brandi is an idiot she thought she was in control of the whole situation when really it’s been Yolo all along. As far as her reasons for being mad at Lisa they are just excuses to cover her tracks and play miss innocent. As far as the x-girlfriend who works for lisa, so what she was one of many girls that slept with your ex why obsess with her? If you don’t like seeing her stay out of SUR. Why should Lisa fire someone who slept with your ex before she even knew you. Do their work handbooks say if you sleep with a married man and I get to know their wife years after the fact you will be fired once I find out? Rather than blame the girl who thought he was a single guy (because he didn’t tell her differently) maybe the blame lies with him. Whether Lisa has a friendship with this person or not she does not have to give it up unless she wants to, if you can’t handle that then stop your friendship with Lisa. Just GET OVER IT ALREADY! The end.

    • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

      And…… inhale…… exhale. You’re free from this show for another week.

      Time to go to our happy places. Mine is Cabo. One the beach. With a frozen margarita in my hand. A little Pink Floyd playing. Inhale….. exhale.

    • chismosa™ says:

      That’s what I said about Yo too. She has not accomplished much on her own unlike Lisa + longtime marriage.
      and that’s fine! Be happy as a wife. It’s her OWN ISSUES

      Brandi saying to Lisa that Lisa doesn’t call her, blah blah blah— after Lisa JUST said to Brandi “oh you don’t come kiss me hello” + then B tells talking heads that she’s avoiding Lisa. Wtf!?!
      Get your stories straight BotoxBrain!

      I completely agree about Lisa not having her answers ready or getting up to leave — I don’t take it as admission of guilt.
      But…. I also like her so when a HW I don’t like always leaves I do think she’s guilty! Haha

      • chismosa™ says:

        Sorry that should read :

        But…. I also like her so when a HW I don’t like always leaves I do think THAT OTHER LITIGIOUSLY-and mentally-challenged HW is guilty! Haha

  35. VV™ says:

    DWTS requires you to practice 6-9 hours for each dance number. Not too mention the press that goes with that. TV appearances, Radio Interviews, phone interviews. ROTC etc etc

    • T-Rex says:

      No way NENE’s fat ass is going to work everyday for the DWTS competition, sorry, but I don’t believe they would even ask her, but as you point out VV there is a WHOLE lot of other requirements that you have to make to be on DWTS besides the physical workouts. She is just to THUG and GHETTO to do that show!

      • Buttercream says:

        T-Rex – maybe NENE will work hard while on DWTS and slim down like Kristie did …NENE will do one fabulous twirl after twirl on the dance floor . NO ONE would dare pickup that heifer in fear of breaking their back! Can you just see her standing by her dance partner after their “performance” trying to catch her breath, sweat pouring down her face, dance outfit soak with perspiration and trying to talk at the same time? nah neither ..

        • HuskerHuny says:

          Not a pretty sight for sure. Appearing on DWTS can only hurt her.

        • chismosa™ says:

          I saw her in the activities outfit Sunday —

          I think she got lipo. She looked quite thin. For her frame. She’s a huge frame. I’m sure her wrist is a boulder.

          Her legs are very nice. I always notice legs!

          • OMG Buttercream, I am very visual and your description of Nene dancing and her couple on the dancing trying to hold her in the air… it made laugh so hard! Then the Donald Trump hair piece dancing with her! I will watch that! Hahaa!

    • VV™ says:

      * They practice 6-9 hours “daily”. Six days a week.

  36. iceNfire says:

    Hello – I’ve been busy sabotaging my Husband’s plan to buy a restaurant …and that has brought me here. Brandi’s comment that Lisa puts her business before her friendship with her struck a cord with me.

    Years ago when we had our first restaurant my cousin asked me to cater a b-day party for her two year old…. for free. I told her we had already committed to a customer and she said “You’re putting business before family!!??” I said “Yes” and she said “Then just give me the ingredients and I’ll do it myself” … I totally lost it and screamed “Buy your own damn food!” … then I slammed the phone down … I miss slamming phones

  37. They forgot the “Carlton” scene where she wanders thru her mansion alone saying how she doesn’t need those women to enjoy her wonderful life. Then she begins rearranging her closet, dusting her confessional and sorting her bondage gear by colors and size.

  38. LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

    Anyone interested in voting for the Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year…I’m not telling you who to vote for…just saying you can go here and vote repeatedly, I think for whomever you like! I know Yolanda would appreciate a vote for Gigi, but do what you want, people!! the moms of the other models would appreciate your vote, too – I’m sure. 🙂

    • Jules says:

      anyone else notice how weird Gigi’s breast look in the photo?

      • chismosa™ says:

        I had feelings they were implants but id have to analyze more.

        SI is a man’s mag. I’m sure Gigi may win

        • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:


          • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

            I meant maybe she will win. I’m surprised she’s not leading…there are some big names with thousands of followers out there tweeting to their followers to vote for her.

            • chismosa™ says:

              I don’t know who votes for this. Men?

              I mean if vogue had this contest all the fashionistas in the world and bloggers would be ALL OVER it. I don’t get the SI demographic

              • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

                men AND women vote. Yolanda voted. I voted. I would not have voted if not for yo, to be honest. So the demographic is men who subscribe to SI and friends and contacts of the models? No big mystery. Fashionistas, prob not, unless they are a good friend of one of the models?

                • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

                  Oh and children vote…Jackie Evanchoe (sp) voted…she tweeted the link and asked “people to vote for her friend Gigi”

                • chismosa™ says:

                  Ok I just didn’t understand who the mag is catered to is all.
                  I thought it was a step above the Victoria’s Secret catalog as something ‘fun’ for men.

    • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

      I’m sure *cough* Emily’s mom *cough* would appreciate a vote.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      I’m voting for Gigi to get a great education and let her modeling pay for it. When no one wants to take her picture anymore, she will have something to fall back on. Beauty is fleeting; your brain is forever.

      • chismosa™ says:


        Like x10000000

        I wonder why Yo doesn’t focus on that more.

        She puts more weight on looks I guess. She should want more for her daughter. (And may, we just may not see it)

      • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

        Mohammed is picking up the school bill. She’s choosing to pose topless on magazines. That could hurt her down the road.

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:


  39. chismosa™ says:

    I’m new to BH but it seems that Lisa’s detractors seem to focus on her not remembering something she said or did and “manipulating” the answer 
    The skull necklace crown—>>>lied about what she said to Brandi 
    Shaena at DWTS—–> lie 
    And I’m sure more —
    I think she just doesn’t remember word for word what she said!
    I think puff cheeks was looking for a crafty way to get at her since she’s SO SKEERED of her brilliance –that she is using how Lisa answers minute questions as the thing to call her on. The ultimate “using” of Brandi. That’s what puffy and or Yo came up with.

    I think ultimately⤵️ it’s analyzing Lisa’s recall and memory lapses. Jmho 

    WHY DO THEY KEEP ABOUT SCHAENA at the party when it’s been proven production made her go? That’s a nonentity.  Oh and:

    Contempo Casuals called from 📼☎️💾1987 and wants their pleather jacket design back.

    Haven’t read ⬆️yet

  40. VV™ says:

    Just watch the part when Lisa is talking to Ken at their home in reference to Mauricio’s allegations. When Lisa says she doesn’t know for sure, she has her back to the camera. At least on the clip they showed last night. Hmmm I have to find the clip as it aired on the show.

    • mrs peabody says:

      I saw that too. Unless I see their mouth moving while they are saying something and their mouth matches with the voice I take it with a grain of salt.

    • kit9 says:

      Lisa said 4 different times that Mauricio could have done it. It wasn’t just that one. Then, she flat out hinted she had some knowledge that he cheated before Ken interrupted her.

  41. Cityside says:

    Leeann’s husband’s ex-wife if one crazy beotch.

  42. chismosa™ says:

    Sorry my other notepad notes I took while watching of what I noticed:

    Sorry so long. Not sorry

    Yo: ” you can’t knock down friends on the way to your success.”
    What does that mean? Brandi is on her way to success???

    Did Morris really “admit to straying” like the tabloid cover showed ? Anyone saw that? 

    Kyle said 2x sitting on the beach “oh that’s so funny because of all the stuff I HEAR” — as in she hears things about Lisa but doesn’t bring them up. Ok. 

    Yo keeps making allusions like Lisa is sooooo much older than her. Girl she’s like 2 – 4 years older than you or something !

    Mauricio corrected Kim that there’s only ONE MAGAZINE so he’s on top of the rumors in the mags. He was quite jumpy on that. 
    Whoa I didn’t like Morris saying effin bi*ch. I don’t like that in a guy. Not sure if he was like this always ?
    Definitely Mario Singer 2.0

    VV— the bus conversation about Schaena – there was a lot of seat-changing. Behind Brandi. Across Kim. Empty most of the convo then a certain orange-dressed person comes up and does the “pretend to be on the phone” bit to eavesdrop. (I love that move and pull it myself a bit) 
    Then….. Empty seat again. 

    But the convo did flow smoothly. About Schaena. I’ll have to re-watch. 
    Still nonentity IMHO 

    VV they showed Lisa smoking at Carlton’s house ? I don’t remember this at all. 
    When Ken said to Lisa on their balcony “when it was the other three / checkmate”—–> is that camille, Taylor, Adrienne?? 
    Then my cc’s said from Guile it won’t be checkmate. Is it Kyle? Or guile ?

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      Yes, Lisa smoked at Carlton’s house. You missed it. No biggie. Just inhale, exhale…i’m doing Lisa smoking….in…out….

      • chismosa™ says:


        Please tell I have to rewatch the episode

        When they asked Carlton about the witch stuff?
        The first time they went there for lunch and drinks in chalices ?

        Thanks —

        • VV™ says:

          Carlton invited the ladies for lunch at her house (early episode). Lisa found out they were all making fun of them about her faint in DWTS. She was taken aback by it and stepped outdoors to smoke. They showed her from a distance, but you could see the cigarette in her hand.

    • Powell says:

      So according to Yo Lisa is trying to knock Brandi down her ladder of success? Huh? I’m not even going to try to decipher that one.

  43. Orson says:

    Re: Kim. She may be off booze, but I wouldn’t consider her exactly sober. Remember when she was getting something done (injections?) by Dr Paul and he asked her if she was taking any medications and she named a list of psychotropic drugs that had been prescribed to her. Anyway, I guess getting refills is easier than going to meetings and therapy. She brings nothing to the show and aren’t her child support trains close to pulling out of the station without her?

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      I think she’s still a stoned lush.

    • missusmc says:

      Let’s just say for a minute she is sober (which is probably not true, but just go with it.) Wouldn’t Kim’s actions be that of someone who is referred to as a “dry drunk?” I mean, she doesn’t ACT sober, and I don’t mean slurs her words here and there, I mean someone who thrives in chaos, is unreliable, is always on the defense and doesn’t take responsibility for her actions (hmmm… Sounds just like another blonde cast member of this show, doesn’t it?) Even if blood tests would show that she is technically sober, Kim has not worked the program and isn’t living the life of someone who is dedicated to a lifetime of sober living, in my opinion. Her lifestyle, attitudes, and actions haven’t really changed from season one, when she admits she absolutely was not sober.

      • Powell says:

        I believe she does thrive in chaos since her life’s been chaotic for so long, it’s almost normal for her. That’s why those folding clothes and straightening pics was a weird thing to show. She didn’t know what to do w/herself.

        • missusmc says:

          Kim makes me sad. I know I sound like a hypocrite because I look at Brandi and say she’s a mess and needs to go to rehab, but when I look at Kim I realize she never had a chance. She was a child star and has dealt with addictions for years. Seeing her at the meet and greet for former stars broke my heart, because it’s as if she equates fans with being truly loved. She’s still a very sad little girl in many ways, so I can’t really be too harsh on her. She doesn’t know how to function in a “normal” setting. I have been pretty vocal on this site about how I don’t think kids belong on reality tv, but Kim is a good example of why kids shouldn’t be famous or stars, period. I almost hate watching her on screen,because she’s so awkward and lost and says the worst things at time and just doesn’t know any better. And she probably will never be okay, and that’s just horribly sad.

          • mrs peabody says:

            I like to rank on her but I at the same time do feel bad for her, even though I am older I remember watching her as a kid and always liking the shows she was in. I thought she was a good little kid actress and what’s funny at times I still see those facial expressions in her and it always reminds me of her when she was little. I don’t think this show is good for her and wish she’d just go live her life quietly and get herself in good shape so she can have a long life.

    • Powell says:

      She probably still has meds to take, also not being funny but Kim does have some brain damage from the alcoholism. Again not being funny but Kim really can’t be 100% sure about a lot the past 3 seasons. She’s “remembering” events from a foggy memory.

  44. chismosa™ says:

    What I want to know is what the F happened in Palm Springs to make Kyle Kry?

    Why did they edit that $hit out ….

    • mrs peabody says:

      maybe Brandi did bring the mags after all or she brought them up anyway like she did at Carlton’s lunch.

  45. chismosa™ says:

    REBECCA keep rockin’ — I’ll be back later

    Thanks for the banner and parade that said “welcome Aviva. Great job …you made it. RaRa” 🎉🎊🎁

    Jill- for you 🙊:

  46. chismosa™ says:

    Pindy who’s your gravatar …….


    • T-Rex says:

      It’s a another Lie from RadarONLiarLiarPantsonFire(allegedly) Lisa had ZERO to do with CedrictheIllegalAlienSquatter being deported. They fired him, that’s it, if he lied to the INS about being employed that’s on him, not the Vpump/Todds. By the way it’s illegal to report someone working for you that doesn’t in order for them to stay in the country.

  47. chismosa™ says:

    • mrs peabody says:

      Maybe Bravo set it up so tape for their show, showing the employee’s supporting their boss, who knows who cares. Get over it Brandi!

    • Pghemtchick says:

      I wonder who invited Ashlee from NJ two seasons ago…she went to several and was backstage. I just can’t imagine it being that hard to get tickets to.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        They are extremely hard to get-there is a wait list you can get on but most of the seats are filled with people who “know” someone…it’s not like trying to go see Bethenny …it’s apparently a very big deal. You don’t buy tickets to the show and most audience members are invited.

    • kit9 says:

      Well, of course Lisa didn’t invite her. Sheena was never there. Lisa said so.

  48. VV™ says:

    I think we should have a blog party once RHIB is over. Thanks for the blog. Just a reminder that at Ojai, Lisa and Brandi got the worst accommodations twin beds, separates from the main house and I think the rooms were on top of a garage.

  49. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    A few things struck me as odd during the episode….I know y’all can’t wait to hear what I have come up with!!
    Lisa wasn’t really all that mad about Brandi saying she put the magazines in her suit case-if Brandi told a lie about me I would go off on her skinny ass-Ken said let’s ask Brandi but Lisa said just let it go…why? IDK?
    When Mauricio said Brandi told Kim about the magazines Ken was like “and you believe Brandi?” Why would Ken be shocked that someone believes Brandi? Surely he and Lisa weren’t on to Brandi’s lying ways way back then..were they?
    Is anyone surprised that Lisa smokes? I thought it was well know that she is a smoker and doesn’t want to be seen on film smoking-the Countess is the same-a real puffer from what I hear…who else do you think smokes and hides it from us?? No big whoop-just curious
    Did y’all hear chismosa broke up with me-now she friends with “that Rebecca”…they deserve each other!!

    • Well, I think we have seen how I react, lol! I would never allow someone to lie about me, so there is that…. I still think Lisa made a joke about bringing them…I think that Brandi was alluding to the magazines in PS when she told Kyle that she could hurt her more…. Lisa never really did as Kim said, “Answer the question.” It was kinda like the #sorrynotsorry #magazineswhatmagazines #wherewasgeorge <===Ann Richards #wherewerethemagazinesandwhendidlisaseethem #whothef*ckreallycares #sowhat #wheretheressmokethereisfire #somebodystopmemakingthesehashtags #noreallyhelpme

    • R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

      I think Lisa told Ken to let it go just to calm things down. She doesn’t like screaming matches.

      It’s not entirely acceptable to smoke on tv.

      Go find another “mouthpiece” and you better come up with a sincere apology to chismosa. We’re as tick as tieves. Aint’t that sunthin?

    • Powell says:

      No JNNTJ I couldn’t WAIT to see what you came up with. 🙂 Maybe next epi Lisa will unload on everyone individually. Yes Lisa said she smokes right? I think we saw her smoking in a pic of her outside SUR I think that someone posted here. And Chismosa breaking up with you for “that Rebecca” is so declasse’. Well I won’t breakup with you if you hang out with VV. I share my friends and I’m not afraid to admit it. 😀

      • not That Jill says:

        Powell you are a true ” girls girl” …let’s go get a spray tan!!

      • nyc mama says:

        So, you condone open friendships? Yoyo will not be pleased. There are strict rules to follow. So if you are going to follow Yoyo’s rules of friendship then if you want to reconnect with Chismosa you are going to have to advise the blog before you do otherwise everyone is going to have to turn against you. There are more rules but we need to just take one at a time.

        • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          Can you please tell this to chismosa and “that Rebecca”…they scare me b/c they are very manipulating…and very Bobby Fisher-esque. Maybe you can be my mouthpiece?

          • nyc mama says:

            Ok, but I will only stir up trouble, um, I mean be your mouthpiece at a dinner table with EVERYONE around and preferably there will be a psychic somewhere nearby with an ecigarette.

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              Will you tell someone to STFU if they yell at me? That is a true test of friendship!!!

              • nyc mama says:

                Of course!!! At least until someone who buys me shoes comes along….unless of course you wanna up the anty. Just sayin’ I can be bought.

              • nyc mama says:

                Oh, and don’t piss me off or I will post about that little secret you told me that you made me promise I would never ever never ever tell anyone. And I’ll tell them other stuff as I make it up too.

                • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                  Oh that’s a big fat lawsuit right there!!!!

                  • nyc mama says:

                    OMG, your suing me.

                    I’m being sued. You are costing me $10k in lawyers fee’s and I wasn’t revealing anything that no one knew or suspected. YOU are taking food out of my childrens mouths.

                    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                      I’m not suing you…my chef is suing you!!

                    • nyc mama says:

                      Well our mutual friends told me that you are filing for bankruptcy, they don’t like you and you once lived in Elizabeth.

                    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                      YOU CANT SWIM!!!

                    • nyc mama says:

                      You racist bully!!!

                      That’s it. I am off to print some tabloids with “stuff” about you and your family. In the meantime can you please organize a dinner party so I can pretend to be your mouthpiece/bff — hey you have a chef — and then throw you under the bus? TIA Off to call ROL and warm up the presses in the basement. Now that you completely disrepected me I am out for revenge and will self-destruct while I foolishly try to take you down.

                    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                      Did you just call me a racist? I have Irish children-I can’t be a racist!! I’m a good mother!!

                    • nyc mama says:

                      Stop mothering me and STFU!!

                      We’re still bff’s right?!?! We are just having a hiccup.

        • Powell says:

          Hahaha. Rules on top of rules. 😉

  50. Amber...Real Wife says:

    Lisa let these women off too lightly. I would’ve have read them all to filth!

    Kim. Yes I went to MO came back and didn’t feel like rushing to a backyard bbq an hour away after coming back to town. I had RSVPd and sent a gift that hasn’t been acknowledged which is more than you EVER did for your countless no-shows. Back off me bitch!

    Kyle. For someone who doesn’t want the cheating allegations mentioned you continually bring them up. I’m not responsible for the rumors or the magazines. My comments about MoReeseEIEIO are how I felt at the time. My house was sold and you were gone. I can’t apologize for my feelings much like you can’t apologize for your feelings about me being BobbyFisher. Checkmate and get over it!

    Yolanda. Who do you think you are? I don’t owe you any explanation as to who I decide to befriend or ignore. I also don’t need your permission to move on and forgive slights that have been done against me. I see why you are a champion of the Master Cleanse because you stir what you are and you are monumentally full of shit!

    Brandi. I showed you kindness when the others wanted you gone. I knew you were a snake and although I shouldn’t be shocked that you bit me, your speed and treachery amazed me. Consider your tab at Sur/VillaBlanca PAIDinFULL and CANCELLED. Don’t come back but enjoy your nights at ChezYolanda, Umansky’sKosherGrill and Kinglsey&Kim’sChickenSalad.

  51. boston02127 says:

    Great blog. TY 🙂

  52. Powell says:

    Hey everyone. I was listening to the radio on the way home from work and they had this segment where they had a list of movies they want to see as sequels. They said they want “The Wiz Part II” and for the cast they named several people for parts. When they came to the Cowardly Lion they said NeNe Leaks and then played a voice over of the Cowardly Lion. LOL I thought it was so funny and can picture NeNe in that role.

  53. Mel says:

    This picture had me laughing soooo hard I had tears lol.

    I tried posting it earlier but just click the link.

  54. boston02127 says:

    My 2 cents.

    Eddie & Leann have been married since April 22, 2011. Brandi needs to get over it. If I were Eddie I would of left her too. I would of run like the wind. I couldn’t imagine living with that loon for even a week. From everything that I have read over the past few years, it seems that Eddie and Leann have those two boys more than Brandi does. Also, when Brandi is upset does she stop wearing makeup and washing her hair and face? Last night she looked like a hot mess. I think she’s bipolar.

    I think they’re all jealous of Lisa because she has another show. She is happy with life, her family and her marriage, nice home.

    I think Mauricio was a little too quick to become so angry. The way he stomped away makes me think he’s guilty of something.

    Kyle needs to shut up about the subject that SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT. Shutting up would help put the subject to bed.

    I think Yoyo may be nervous because she has no storyline. She’s got lemons and a fridge.
    She tries so hard to make her life seem marvelous and I don’t think it is. I think she’ll be wife #9 (or whatever) to her “love” soon. Also, she repeatedly has stated “I’m a grown woman, I don’t need to be told how to act” well last night she WAS told how to act and it was just mean of her. (yes, I used the word marvelous) haha

    If anyone thinks Kim is straight, I’ll bet my car on it that she’s not clean. She’s a mess.
    She is like the Kelly Bensimon of BH. I’d rather stick a fork in my ear rather than listen to her.

    Joyce….pfft. whatevs

    I saw the clip for next week when Lisa is crying to Carlton. If Bravo makes me like Carlton (even for 2 seconds) I’m done.

    Bravo needs to shorten the season of these shows. At this point I’m ready to drive to CA and punch them. It should be the same for the rest of the HW shows, cut the season short and stop harping on the same old crapolla.

    • BB says:

      Boston, thank you for asking about me and my mom. She’s doing fine and will get the results of her biopsy next week. I’ll let you guys know.

    • VV™ says:

      “Kyle needs to shut up about the subject that SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT. Shutting up would help put the subject to bed.”

      From you keyboard to God’s ears. 💻🙏☝️👂

    • Powell says:

      “At this point I’m ready to drive to CA and punch them.” This is the best line ever!!!! Boston I’m stealing this in some variation from time to time. LOL. 😀

      • ladebra says:

        Most days, I would do it for you, and take a picture just so you could see. Not the same, but close!

    • trudie says:

      “If anyone thinks Kim is straight, I’ll bet my car on it that she’s not clean.” Can we please talk about the fact that she was sitting in her suitcase last night?

      Also, why wasn’t Lisa’s denial of magazine-gate at the beach sufficient? Why did they have to bring it up at dinner?

      If these things have been bothering the other ladies for so long, why wait until PR to bring them up? (I realize it is Bravo induced) They all need to go on an enforced cleanse.

  55. BB says:

    I just watched my recorded Private Lives of Nashville Wives. Liking it! It’s worth a watch. It will air again Saturday at 11 am EST on TNT in case you didn’t DVR it.

  56. Here is the link to Kyle’s overpriced “Fashion”, nothing new, can get these styles anywhere for less…
    The jacket is not as bad as Ghouliana Rancid’s one the other day, lol!!

    • Powell says:

      Didn’t know Kyle had a line on HSN. I’ve seen a few things that I liked in Guliana’s line. I haven’t paid attention to it lately though.

    • Powell says:

      Kyle is right on HSNs home page. The Portia, Sophia and Farrah dresses and the Kyle jumpsuit. Nope her line is nothing special. Kathy’s clothes look better. But only hope she sells out. HWs only have a small window of being able to sell their wears.

  57. VV™ says:

    Boston, Thanks for the blog ! 😆 so so so true

  58. boston02127 says:”

  59. VV™ says:

    Kyle: They keep bringing the cheating rumors story over and over and over. We just want it to stop…. Please people stop 🙄

  60. R to the E to the B to the E to the C to the C to the A says:

    OT… Funny as hell

    • Powell says:

      LOL. That was the face she made when they talked about her MS and Mary said she doesn’t have MS. MS stands for Michaela Salahi. That was terrible that she used an illness for her selfish benefit. My mom said she can’t wait until Michaela finally tells the truth about what Tareque had her doing throughout their marriage to defraud people in some way.

  61. VV™ says:

    🚨 Blast from the past. Does anybody remember when? Kim didn’t go to Kyle’s daughter’s (Sophia) graduation because she was taking care of Chad, who was sick… Yes, Chaddyboy – who is/was an adult at the time of the party.

  62. VV™ says:

    Kyle’s blog is up. She’s still giving Brandi a pass. In honor if that, I’m posting this.

    kylerichards18’s photo

    • boston02127 says:

      LOL & Ewww. I looked.

    • T-Rex says:

      My opinion is that VileKyle let spill other LisaV secrets, that were completely UNTRUE, and she needs THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORON-STFUBrandi not to dish any more of the lies VileKyle has told her, so she isn’t going to say anything against her

      • VV™ says:

        That might be true. For whatever reason Kyle is still supporting Brandi. Bravo needs to fire Brandi, she is TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC.

    • chismosa™ says:

      I wish there was dates on this.
      I need to make an insta account.

      Brandi looks SLOSHED 💊💊💊🍷🍷🍷

      Kyle- that’s your BAD side. But she puckers up and does the Duckface


  63. nyc mama says:

    Is it an act or is she really as stupid as she continues to show us?
    “Brandi took to E! News to explain her reason for sharing the information she had heard from Kyle Richards, sending RHOBH fans into an uproar.

    “I repeated something I heard…And what’s wrong with filing for bankruptcy if you have to?” Brandi questioned. “It’s not like a bad thing. It’s not great, but there’s nothing defamatory about it.”

    Although those hardcore LV fans may never forgive her, Brandi is confident things will be okay between her and Lisa in the end.

    “I love Lisa,” insisted Brandi. “I think that we will [make up], for sure, but we have hurt feelings.”

    Does she really think Lisa or Ken will ever trust her to be friends again? Delusional.

    • Powell says:

      She will only be invited back into Lisa & Ken’s house because it will be on Bravo. Other than that she’ll never step foot in there again. And forget about SUR and the other restaurant.

      • T-Rex says:

        I highly doubt that THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi will be invited EVER To the residence of the Vpumps/Todd, even for Bravo filming. I would doubt they would open their doors next year to filming if that skank-whore had to be invited. I would say that Lisa would stick to PUBLIC outings at her restaurant. If she HAS to film with THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi why not also get a free commercial promotion for one of her restaurants. THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi is so F****n delusional LisaV will NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER be her FRIEND. What a looney tune skank-STD having idiot she is.

    • T-Rex says:

      *************************“I repeated something I heard…And what’s wrong with filing for bankruptcy if you have to?” Brandi questioned. “It’s not like a bad thing. It’s not great, but there’s nothing defamatory about it.”********************************

      You skank-ass MORON of a Human being of course it’s defamatory if it’s a COMPLETE AND UTTER LIE and everyone has told you it was! GOOD GAWD I swear if you opened the top of her head there is only a hamster running around up there. I hope someone finally sues her ass and she winds up in that Double wide she is destined for! Again, just when you couldn’t hate her even more, she does not disappoint and takes the hatred to a whole NEW level.

  64. VV™ says:

    This is an interview Kyle a couple of months ago. What I find interesting is how she talks about the rumors. How she prepared her family prior to joining the show and how they’ve learned from Paris.
    No Crying Heads on this interview. No hurt face. Nothing nada. It lasts a little over 2 minutes.

    • Powell says:

      I didn’t listen. Is this Anna from TMZ?

      • VV™ says:

        Yes, this is Anna from TMZ. You should watch only lasts a couple of minutes.
        Kyle acted those Crying Heads for drama. Those were fake fake fake. I don’t see the hurt when asked about cheating rumors on this interview.
        Revealing is she expected trash like this to come up on magazines since she signed for the show. What gives?

    • boston02127 says:

      Thank God that she has Paris to get advice from.


    • chismosa™ says:

      Can you twat this to her ?

      Hair is straight
      Center part
      No curls
      Not black?


  65. Powell says:

    Is NeNe supposed to be on Glee this season?

  66. boston02127 says:

    When Carlton had that party at her husbands work place, if I were Kyle I would have send a HUGH (like 4ft tall) flower arrangement of a wiccan star made with black roses with a nice note.

  67. VV™ says:

    • SJNYC says:

      Snap – She has been playing twitter perfectly these days, not hard to believe she is as smart as they say she is.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        There is no denying the fact that Miz VanderPump knows the game well…she did make the rules!!

    • VV™ says:

      I just think it’s funny. For a joke to be effective, it has to have a element of truth.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        I think it’s funny..and it keeps us up to date on her victim status. She is very witty.

        • VV™ says:

          This is were I think some miss her humor. Any Lisa fan knows she’s joking. That’s how I took it. I don’t feel sorry for her one bit. She’s a strong lady. Trust me that tweet was not aimed at symphathy.

          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            Meanwhile her twitter fans are tripping over themselves to show their sympathy and tell her what “bullies” the other women are.::it’s totally aimed at sympathy and it’s working like a charm.

  68. Cristina (djprincessc) says:

    That picture of Brandi is soooooooo scary!! Reminds me of the joker!! OMG. I think its hilarious, I’m sure others will think its mean. lol.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Hey girl — no- read above – many of us found it funny.

      Boston doesn’t do NOT funny. How are you.

  69. boston02127 says:

    Well………….Italian Ice & homework time. I’ve been putting it off all night. Sigh.

    Night night.

  70. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    VV-you around? What is the exact date of the trip to Peurto Rico? Did Lisa only stay the one night and the go to a different hotel?

    • VV™ says:

      They left LA on August 1. Media posted pics of the at the Airport.
      Bravo had them at El Conquistador BUT Lisa tweeted the below pic from the St. Regis on August 8th.

      • VV™ says:

        ***August 6th not 8th.

        • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          That’s the tweet that made me ask-if they left on the 1st what was Lisa doing at the St. Regis on the 8th? Did she go back? Did she really leave that night? Or did she just go to a different hotel and just post the picture at a later date??? Help me VV!!

          • nyc mama says:

            She and Ken stayed for a few days for a short vacation at the St. Regis but I don’t know when they switched hotels.

          • VV™ says:

            I’m glad you brought this up. Until last night, I didn’t know they were staying at El Conquistador. I guess Lisa and Ken moved to the St Regis. Not sure, if they flew with the rest of the cast or they stayed a couple of days extra.
            *Bravo trips are real fast 4 days total, I think (2 to travel and 2 to film)

            Maybe this is were the tiff with Andy/Bravo started….

      • chismosa™ says:

        I remembered when you posted this ……

  71. Leslie (SCGirl) says:

    Did anybody else notice how ripped Brandi was on the bus ride to the dinner where all hell broke loose? Her eyes were so glassy to the point that they distracted me from the actual conversation that was going at the time. I was truly mesmerized by the sight of how high she was sitting there Big as Pete on camera…very disturbing. She looked ridiculous. We’ve seen her wasted many times on the show before, but she was under the influence of more than alcohol, or her beloved Xanax to look that messed up. The b*tch was loaded. The camera was all up in her face during that scene and it really made her look bad. She’s not fooling anybody. Brandi has alcohol and substance abuse issues…probably what bonded she and Kim.

    • looneylucy says:

      I missed it Leslie. Will watch again because I did see where she smirked at all that was going down. Good eye!

      Where the heck is everyone? Nobody watching Shah’s reunion?

      • mariareads says:

        I watched lonneylucy! It was good. It was actually fairly “real” and none of the fighting, yelling going on. And Mercedes mother came on.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Ya hará Maria….

          Let me guess- REZA CRIES and things are NEVER HIS FAULT and it’s always everyone else’s fault NEVER his.
          He takes a page from quite a few HWs and never takes accountability.

          It’s all about him. All the time. I can’t believe he has a sister. I thought all attention was on HIM!

          I’m team GG all the way.

          • mariareads says:


            Yup. Reza cried over his tiff with Mike. They both cried and made up. But really, the rest of them were very civil and some of it was funny. Mostly it was very honest and I was impressed compared to all the BSC we see on the RH’s reunions.

            • chismosa™ says:

              Ughhhhh I’m still disgusted by Reza from his attack on MJ last reunion. he’s a piece of trash and I don’t care WHAT he blames it on …his “issues” his “being raised with parent problems”

              Can’t stand him!

              I’m going to watch later.
              Hope you’re well.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Yeah my name’s on EVERYONE’s lips and I come back and it’s a ghost town 💀💀💀

        What up!?????

    • jezzibel says:

      she and Kim have bonded because they have the same dealer………………..oops too soon, Kyle was suppose to out this on camera

  72. nyc mama says:

    Lisa retweeted this earlier…

    Retweeted by Lisa Vanderpump

    Kyle Richards ‏@KyleRichards18 · 8h
    This just got real! At @HSN Getting ready for my debut tonight! 7pm PAC time 10pm eastern time. Hope you tune in! 💃🎉

    and now this…

    Kyle Richards ‏@KyleRichards18 · 21m
    @LisaVanderpump @HSN thank you Lisa!

    Lisa VanderpumpVerified account‏@LisaVanderpump @KyleRichards18 @HSN good luck!

    Kudos to Lisa for seemingly taking the high road.

    And I too appreciate her humor and her sometimes self-deprecating humor and tweets.

  73. VV™ says:

  74. ladebra says:

    for all us tree huggers 🙂

  75. chismosa™ says:

    Hey I’m back —- what are you talkin’ about me upthread !?!?! Have to catch up …..


  76. Leslie (SCGirl) says:

    Ok so I flipped over to HSN to see what Kyle by Kyle looked like. Basically she’s selling Kyle Moo Moo’s, and the fabric looks cheap. Wonder if she’s using a sweatshop in Mexico or China to manufacture her fabulous Kyle original designs? Oh and but of course she has a dress called ‘The Porcia’…good lord please.

  77. Leslie (SCGirl) says:

    Oops, it’s Portia not Porcia.

  78. chismosa™ says:

    I don’t think anyone posted about this.
    Just talking up her book I suppose

  79. California35 says:

    Late as usual 😦

    Nice blog and funny captioning 😛 I am not even half way through the comments…but I noticed something today on TV (and i didn’t watch much of it), and I wanted to write to tell you. One rich girl from rich kids from BHs will work for Mauricio, AND Kyle has a clothing line that she is promoting on HSN. Seriously for just a few minutes on tv today, and to find both of them?! Any ways…you may know already…

    How can the BHs ladies look good or win the battle against Lisa by teaming up like that? Also how can they complain that Ken defends her? Duh! of course he will, I don’t care what he has said in the past about guys getting involved or not, the point is that Lisa was being teamed up and she was on her own…so he HAD to speak up. The best he and Lisa did was walk away…why fight with stupid. I am not saying the ladies may have had some good reasons or good points (I don’t really, but lets say they did). They just went about it really bad…Lisa has fans and her fans are not going to turn on her seeing those ladies attaching her…again…duh! How are they going to say now that SHE manipulated this episode…she made them do all of that so she looks good..poor them..boohoo! I can’t wait for this show to be overrrr.

    About Bethenny ( the article posted)– If at all true, I don’t blame her for being rude to Brandi…Brandi had a list of questions Bethenny should not ask??!! whatever!! Brandi is not Barbara Streisand, too bad Bethenny had to re-do the segment to ask the “appropriate” questions. I can imagine her being mad about that…

    I hope everyone is doing well, busy week for me.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Oh wow I didn’t read that about Brandi and Bethenny. Interesting.
      I’ll check it out. Maybe legally she couldn’t discuss? But that shouldn’t stop Beth from being able to ask the question? Then Brandi can shut it down as a legal thing, a la Teresa in jersey.

      I saw Brandi on Access Hollywood if anyone cares, and I took notes.
      She seemed to want to shut down certaib questions as well. But NOT questions regarding Lisa and how scared she is of her and how “smart” and “brilliant” Lisa is. 🙄 🙄 🙄
      🙄 🙄

      Well put about Lisa. It’s just ….. So much.

      Is the Asian girl from Rich Kids the one going into real estate?
      Is the boyfriend of the blonde girl- the guy in RE already- does he work for Mauricio?
      I can’t believe I know these things ….. That show!!!

      Have a good week , I’m sure we’ll have tons of discussions about BH as it moves on.

      • California35 says:

        Sorry, I don’t know much about those rich kids of BH, so I don’t know if the blond’s boyfriend works for Mauricio. When I run into it on tv, I catch the same parts over and over 😛 somehow it happens. BUT yes the asian girl is the one working for Mauricio. I did see Brandi’s “boyfriend” on that show also.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Yes I saw him too. He was showing the Asian girl a place to buy, something low-end like a 3-4 million $ apartment or whatnot.

      • Orson says:

        Now I’m confused. Does Brandi think Lisa is working on getting her deported or does Brandi think this whole thing is just a minor hiccup in their friendship that will pass in time? I’m reminded of folks sitting at the net line at a tennis match where they get whiplash from trying to watch the ball going back and forth.

        • California35 says:

          She is “cleaning” her image…so she will say what she is told to at least while she is still on the road about her book. All of the sudden she says she loves her, whateverrrr.

  80. California35 says:

    I need a feel good tv show…those Housewives are just exhausting…

    A new tv show on tonight…about a boy. I saw the movie years ago [with Hugh Grant ;-)] , it was a sweet movie. I will give this show a chance 🙂

  81. mrs peabody says:

    Yolo’s new name……Stupid Yolanda………

  82. mrs peabody says:

    Kim smokes too, she’s smoking when they are on the bus and Brandi is telling Lisa to as Scheena. I have it paused and she is smoking.

    • kit9 says:

      Kim’s is an ecig

      • mm in oc says:

        I dont know what an ecig is, but it sounds awful!

        • kit9 says:

          It’s an electronic cigarette, not a real one that you light. It has nicotine but not the tar or smoke. Just water vapor is expelled.

          • chismosa™ says:

            They’re looking to ban them here in ny.

            I have to re-watch that scene. All I kept watching was Yo moving behind Brandi, fake being on the phone and then again old seat ….

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              I missed all the smoking-my sis said she saw Lisa with a ciggy on the beach? Did y’all see that?

              • Jan (TexasTart) says:

                No. But I saw Kim smoking in scene where Michael speaks at the table.

                So is it Bravo that tries to conceal smoking from us – or the cast members? Probably a little of both. Gotta get back to work!

                • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                  I think the cast-all the VPR kids smoke on TV and bravo shows it all-we never see HWs smoke-Luann smokes upa. Storm but they never catch her!!

                  • mm in oc says:

                    I agree with you Jill!! they all seem to have that smokers voice. Although some may just do it socially.

  83. mm in oc says:

    Watching WWHL. Is it just me or do jane and jeff have some chemistry?! It could be my wine consumption, preparing for the worst as I believe several people will be laid off tomorrow (including myself. Drowning my sorrows in wine and bravo. God I need a life!

    • BB says:

      mm in oc. I hope you are not laid off! Please come here for some hugs, encouragement and moral support if it happens. If not, come here anyway!

      • mm in oc says:

        Thanks for the kind words. I’ve been through about 8 layoffs here and this is the first time I feel worried about losing my job. It’s only 9am so we will see in the next hour or two.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Oh gosh mm – I hope you’re ok today- Wednesday
      — so sorry

      Definitely come here for chat and jokes.

      And YES I felt chemistry with JG and JK. according to wiki she’s still married so I don’t know…. Plus why would Andy say that if she was married. Huh

      • mm in oc says:

        Thanks. They’ve been cleaning house of the problem children (anyone with a a write up) over the past couple weeks. So far I know of three people today. I’ll find out in the next hour if I’m on the list.

    • California35 says:

      ((mm in oc))

    • VV™ says:

      (((mm in oc)))

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      (((((mm in oc))))))

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      I hope you are not laid off, but we are here to pray you through it, (((mm in oc)))

  84. VV™ says:

  85. Ladebra says:

    Happy hump day! Watching WWHL this morning. They just mentioned The Grand Budapest Hotel! I can’t wait to see that movie!

    T-Rex – how you doing? I think of you often and hope that this stage of your treatment is going well and you will soon be done and all better! So still sending love and light your way 💕

    Mm in OC, if they shut that door for you, I hope a window opens. I went through a layoff last year and I don’t want to do that again. Ever! I’m too old for that lol.

    We are going to get rain starting tonight. They are saying 4″ – it doesn’t sound like much, but here come the street flooding and the mudslides. And everyone forgets we can’t drive 90 mph in heavy rain. Oy vey. So CA problems lol.

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      oH Gosh, good to know I’ll warn LaineyGirl. Take cover, LaDebra!!!

    • mm in oc says:

      Ain’t that the truth about SoCal drivers!!

      Thanks for the positive note. Sorry about last year! It’s never fun.

  86. VV™ says:

  87. Veena (NMD) says:

    Sorry – no new blog today – Bravo has worn me out and I don’t feel like blogging about any of them.

  88. HuskerHuny says:

    Happy HUUUUUMP Day all of you Mikes out there!

    Won $30 at trivia last night. Missed the last question worth 15 points and that put us out of 1st place. What Hitchcock movie is considered the best movie made in the last 100 years according to some British film thing? I put Rear Window. I’ll let you guess the correct movie.

  89. VV™ says:

  90. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. My east coast family we woke up to SNOW again and it hasn’t stopped yet. Boohoohoo. What else can we do? 😦 This just has to be the last of it this season right? A girl can dream. 🙂
    DJP is saw your comment that Brandi looks like Joker in that pic. YES! YES! That’s who I was trying to think of when I commented to Boston. You can picture how Jack Nicholson looks in Batman. That’s the same look. Ugh. What was Brandi’s dermatologist mthly expenses? She better ask for a refund.
    Everyone stay warm and have a great day.

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      The way to think about the derm expenses, is to consider, how much improved it is thanks to the derm treatments, in other words, it could be worse.

  91. Powell says:

    mminoc I hope things went the opposite way today and that you didn’t get laid off. Crossing my fingers.

  92. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

  93. mminoc, hope all is well and you stay employed, check in with us!! Sending good thoughts your way!

  94. mm in oc says:

    Well folks, I’m officially on the RIF list. At least I have a good severance package

  95. mm in oc says:

    Thanks to everyone for your words of encouragment. End of an era for me as I worked here for 13+ years. Last day is next week. People keep giving me these puppy dog eyes. I’m annoyed and can’t stop crying. Ugg. I hate myself right now.

    Onto new, bigger and better things!

    • T-Rex says:

      So sorry for you MM! Sending good vibrations that you won’t be unemployed long! I remember a for the last few years we had those lay-offs it was heartbreaking for all of us to watch and all sit on pins and needles to see if we had made “THE LIST”.

    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      So sorry for you mm!! Hang in there and keep that bigger and better attitude!! And please don’t be so hard on yourself-cry it out!!

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      (((mm in oc))) wow, this is hard. Let yourself have a good cry, sweet lady. I am very sorry for your pain. You will be in my daily prayers. I believe that everything will be ok in time, and I’m glad you got a decent severance package. That’s a really good thing.

    • MelTheHound - Team T-Rex says:

      Onto new, bigger and better things!

      Add me to the choir of well wishers…. Don’t hate yourself, look in to the puppy dog eyes and smile with a ‘you’re next’ grin 😉

    • BB says:

      Sorry to hear what happened. If it’s any consolation, I’ve been RIF’d before and it turned out I got a more satisfying position out of it. I hope you find something else that will not only pay the bills, but will be something you enjoy waking up for every day. Don’t be afraid to dream big.

    • ladebra says:

      Sorry to hear, 13 years is a long time. I hope you will find something you love quickly, and look back on this as a bump in the road! Don’t let the turkeys get you down.

    • Powell says:

      You’re there until next week? The day I was told I packed my stuff and left. They weren’t getting one more minute from me. Is it so that you will get your full severance?

      • mm in oc says:

        I came home today. I don’t want to be that way. Don’t want them to have the satisfaction of not having to see me. Also I want to make sure my employees are OK. Need to finish their reviews, etc. Can’t keep a good girl down!!!

        Some people are just going to work from home and come in next Friday to turn in all thier equipment. It will likely take me all week to clean out my desk. I’m in marketing so I have mementos from past campaigns, programs, etc all over the place. As well as 500 chotchkies.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Yes that happened to me where I was told and then was given many days to come in. Didn’t want to lose the awesome severance.

          Be strong ! You’re so positive 🙂

    • Powell says:

      You can cry as much as you want to.

    • mm in oc {{{HUGS}}} I’ve seen a lot of lay offs here as the company downsizes it’s presence in Minnesota. A door has opened and now you can find it. I’ll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

    • chismosa™ says:

      OMG MM just read this.
      So sorry and please I hope you feel a bit better later. This has to SUCK

      Big hugs xxoo

    • Shiny says:

      ((mm in oc)) Definitely better things ahead, but RIF is the pits. If you feel down, go with it as long as you need to. 13 years is a long time and a lot of colleagues to be friendly with and miss. Treat yourself gently and well.

    • sparklemuffy says:

      ((((((mm in oc)))) I would say come to Tennessee, but it’s FREEZING here 😦 so sorry about this.

  96. HuskerHuny says:

    I believe that everything happens for a reason. I left a job I loved 17 years ago for a job that promised better things. I cried for 2 months after leaving that job but I now know how lucky I was that I did. There is something out there that is perfect for you. I know how bad you must feel right now, but I pray for bigger and better things for you. Good luck!

    • HuskerHuny says:

      I’m sorry – this is supposed to be with the remarks above. See how upset I was? Again, good luck mm in oc.

  97. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    BB – Thank you, I think you did a very good job blogging this episode, which was in my opinion, the most lame housewives episode ever! I pray your mother is doing alright during the down time awaiting test results next week.

  98. shamrockblonde says:

    *hugs mm in oc really hard* – I’m sorry that happened to you – go ahead and cry its ok – it is very hard to let go of something that has been part of your life for that long – just remember that it does not lessen you in any way – you are still the same smart, intelligent, professional person, and that company is run by a bunch of asshats!

    good luck beautiful – and don’t worry – all will be well – have faith – deep breath – and remember – you have the most important things of alll – your loved ones – *hugs mm really hard*

  99. ladebra says:

    This made me lol

    • VV™ says:

      😆 😆

      • Powell says:

        LOL. He’s not kidding. It was discussed on GMA this morning and from what they were saying there are much healthier FF options. The McDonald’s Egg white McMuffin, an option at Starbucks and another FF restaurant are much much better options.

    • chismosa™ says:

      I kept reading this and reading this and I DIDNT GET IT. and usually I GET God.

      So….it turns out I was reading that he was going to be
      “Eating” most of you not “Meeting”

      Bwahahahhahaaaaa! Wth is wrong with me!
      Lol 😆😆😆

  100. VV™ says:

  101. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

  102. AZGirl says:

    Good afternoon everyone. Catching up on all the blogs after Monday night’s BH crapfest. This whole tabloid thing is so stupid. Who cares? Lisa has said repeatedly to Kyle to just ignore the tabloids. Lisa says over and over how the magazines should line bird cages.
    So knowing what Lisa stance on the “mag rags” why would she put any importance in what is written in them even if it was about Maury.
    I see a scenario similar to most of you that Brandi had them at her house (because Brandi has a reading skills of a 5th grader) and Lisa teased her to bring them to Palm Springs. Brandi enormous ego is bruised because Kyle and Lisa are back to being friends and viola! Brandi starts sh#t in Puerto Rico. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

    I am much more curious about a few other things going on…such as:
    1. Why is Maury protesting so much over a tabloid article which appeared months ago? hmmmm.

    2. Why the heck is Brandi constantly injured? I seriously suspect she has a substance abuse problem because no one has that many injuries in such a short period of time.

    3. Why is Kim even on this show and WTF is she doing going after Lisa and Ken for not showing up at her daughter’s stupid party? Kim has been AWOL for 4 seasons now.

    4. If I were a betting person I would bet that King David and Yoyo are separated by May, 2014.

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      My response to your questions/comments.
      1) so his wife will have a storyline. The show keeps her occupied.
      2) could be that her mind is altered, or it could be malnutrition? could be rage. Or a combination of all three. something’s not right.
      3) Her sister did her a favor and included her on the show. She goes after others for doing what she has done because she is the queen of double standards. No one should hold her accountable (she thinks). Childhood star syndrome.
      4) NOoooooooooo! I hope not.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      I also notice how Brandi always has scratches, bruises, bumps, cuts, etc., on her arms, hands, legs. What in the world is she doing? That’s not counting her broken hand or broken foot.

      The more Kyle and Mo protest this ‘story” the more credence they are giving it. They keep their mouths shut, no one would be talking about it.

      I agree that Brandi made up a story to put Lisa in a bad light with the others. She’s so insecure and childish and I’m not buying it. But others are.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        Kyle didn’t bring up the rumors on vacation-Zohar can not be on her. If I were Kyle and Mauricio I would be mad as hell that this was going on-who would bring those magazines on a trip? Buy them and read them at home but what’s the point of trying to bring them?

        • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          Zohar???? This iPad is possessed!! Or cursed….

          • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

            “Zohar is a spiritual text that explains the secrets of the Bible, the Universe and every aspect of life.” Maybe it’s a divine message. Zohar is NOT on Kyle. You were right.

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              Did you just happen to know that…or did you google???

              • She is lying, but don’t say anything, let’s invite her to dinner and confront her!!

              • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

                Yes! No! Maybe! I can’t remember! I’ve been very busy since that happened! My head is swimming with details. If I did, it was unintentional. Don’t read too much into it, I’m only human. I can’t remember if I took my vitamin this morning. Wait, yes, I did. No, I did not. OMy I’m just too busy, I cannot possibly remember something like that.

                • Well, Jill is really upset that you are pulling away from her, and since I am a girl’s girl, I am going to tell you that you need to #getwise and you need to back off of Jill because you are too mothering of her. But you are also not there for her so you really should be calling her every morning, so which is it Lainey are you just my Hollywood friend??? #pushmepullyou

            • mm in oc says:


            • NYC Mama says:

              The Zohar is what Kyle brings with her on airplanes. we saw her clutching one when she went to Sacramento with Adrienne.

              If I were Kyle I would be mad as hell that Brandi was continuing to perpetuate this. And if I truly wanted answers I would have taken Brandi and Lisa off somewhere to hash this out and not done this at the dinner table and caused a casino. It isn’t as if Kyle didn’t know what to expect at this point.

              • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                In real life it would be best to bring Brandi and Lisa off to the side and ask WTF?? But in Bravoland these things MUST be hashed out over dinner!!!

                • NYC Mama says:

                  Yep to both. Bravoland continues to jump the shark with all these shows.

                  I wonder if Lisa will come back to RH next year. She doesn’t have to with VR doing well and she doesn’t need the money.

                  • mrs peabody says:

                    I hope she does. I’d like to see her, yes Kyle, Joyce. I wouldn’t even mind Carlton if she wasn’t so negative and bitter. But not Kyle, stupid Yolo or Kim even though I like her talking heads most of the time. I think it would take miss high and mighty stupid down a peg or 2 and show her who the Queen is. As far a Brandi there needs to be consequences to bad behavior and she needs to learn that.

                    • mrs peabody says:

                      I meant I hope Lisa doesn’t leave, I like her and would miss seeing her. She is the show just as Teresa is NJ

                  • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                    If she comes back it won’t be to this mess-Bravo needs to recast-starting with Carlton (because I don’t like her and I think that’s reason enough) and maybe it’s time for Yolanda to move on. Yolanda really doesn’t enjoy being on the show except when she is promoting her daughters modeling-that’s not enough to keep me entertained and as you can see this is all about MY FEELINGS!!

                    • designernailsdiana says:

                      Bravo doesn’t care about YOUR feelings. They only care about Brandi, Kyle and YoFo. They must have their drama on every vacation and every nice sit down dinner. Mrs.Peabody you bring the book of lies and JillNTJ can bring a ouji board to use with Carlton and Jeff (MTH) to summon the HW’s of former places to get answers to those lies. We can get Tre and Caro to serve up some NOT 100% meatballs from Bethenny’s cookbook.
                      oh…. ummm…I think I just went into my deep dark place…..I promised the Doc I wouldn’t visit that place again without my Spiritual advisor… and see if Theresa Caputo is available.

                    • mrs peabody says:

                      yes I see that and that’s ok.

                    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                      Thank you for understanding mrs peabody!!
                      Diana I’m scared of the Ouji board…and Carlton!!!

    • mrs peabody says:

      Add to your questions
      5. Why isn’t Kyle mad at Brandi as she is the one who keeps bringing it up on air not Lisa (think Carlton lunch, PR). She’s the one who felt the need to speak about it at that time, she not only was hurting Lisa but Kyle and her family. I really do think Kyle was hurt by what Brandi was said. If that was actually what had happened I would guess that was Lisa joking about and Brandi knew it and now because of her anger at Lisa she decided to make use of it. I think that is what her threat to Kyle was about in Palm Springs and that was why Kyle was crying.
      I agree about stupid Yolo and her King, I think that marriage is about to expire. As far as Brandi and her injuries I think it might be that and her active sex life, she sounds like she likes it rough.

    • VV™ says:

      I think Morris has a temper. He is part Hispanic after all. The more he whines about it the more “fishy” he gets in my opinion.
      I think Morris doesn’t like Lisa partly because they refuse to go back to him as their agent. (I actually agree with Ken and Lisa on this. Keep friends and business separate)
      I think the fact he doesn’t like Lisa is partly “cultural” English is his second language and he does not her jokes.
      I think he influences Kyle negatively when it comes to Lisa.
      I think Morris is you typical momma’s boy.

      I can almost guarantee, if we count the times that Lisa mentioned the cheating rumors versus the times that Kyle did. Kyle will win in a landslide.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        Kyle has brought up the rumors twice-once at lunch with Joyce and another time when she was speaking with Mauricio. If you are counting TH interviews then I don’t know the count but Kyle doesn’t control the TH interview.
        You think Mauricio has a temper? Based on anything we have seen? I’m asking b/c I see him as very laid back-but if my husband was in his shoes with the crap that went on in PR I’m thinking my husband would come off as having a temper also!!

        • VV™ says:

          Here a short clip from Bravo. Interesting because sometimes they can refuse to answer.

          Back to Kyle, I think she should’ve gotten “it” when most of her Crying/Talking Heads are about the cheating rumors. She should’ve gotten where Bravo was driving the story. This is her fourth year doing this, so she had to know. She either agreed to it or played dumb.
          Every time I see her crying. The scene where she says I can act, that’s not a problem flashes through my mind.

          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            Lisa was an actress you think of that while Lisa is crying with her ciggy? I do. Same with Carlton crying about Kyle-actresses-all of them!!

            • VV™ says:

              IThe Crying was a side comment on my part. I am just saying; if I am Kyle and all my TH are questions about these cheating rumors. I think I would suspect Bravo wants to put this story front and center.
              I mean she could’ve told them to cut it out. She had to know.

              • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                And if she knew? What should she do? Quit? Demand they not show it? We know Bravo better than that by now!

                • VV™ says:

                  Don’t you think Bravo/Evolution is at fault here?
                  I don’t understand the Water works when she knew exactly what was going on.

                  • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                    Lisa cries next week with Carlton and she already had time to process-are the water works b/c she feels terrible or is production at fault?

      • chismosa™ says:

        VV I love you more than my luggage but I can’t stand the “temper” belonging to one particular ethnic group.

        There’s an Irish temper, a Latin temper, a (insert culture)-al temper …..

        But yeah I am TOTALLY seeing what you see that he keeps whining about it, keeps talking about it, correcting everyone that it was ONLY ONE MAG (is this true?) …..

        He doth protest too much.
        🔊🔊Mario singer. Kyle watch out. I don’t think Kyle would leave him. She seems to want to show she has a perfect life and marriage.

        Don’t hate me,
        Smooches 😘😘

      • AZGirl says:

        I agree. Maury does have a temper. Remember S1 or S2 when Kyle told Maury that she and Camille had a “falling out” when they were out to lunch. Daggers shot by Maury to Kyle. I think the anger has nothing to do with cheating it has to do with business. He does not want a bad reputation due to his business. As for Kyle and her crazy sister, Maury is done. IMHO

        • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          I think the one man who has shown a temper is Ken-the yelling and cursing and anger was way higher for Ken than it was for Mauricio

          • kit9 says:

            That’s so true! Ken has gone off for no reason. Remember when he got all pis*ed off because Kyle told that what he said to Taylor had offended her?! That was so weird. He got mad over the word, ‘offended’.

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              He has shown his temper-he doesn’t try to tone it down but it doesn’t seem to bother anyone…just me

        • kit9 says:

          I remember that scene and saw no such daggers. At all. I remember thinking, ‘wow, he took that well’. And, if he were so angry about it, Kyle would have stopped fighting with Camille. And, she did not. She went at Camille hard at the reunion.

      • kit9 says:

        People are plotting to give more exposure to accusations that attack his character in a huge way and it’s whining? He has every right to be angry. And, I’m sure any dislike Mauricio has for Lisa has to do with the really nasty attack on his character she made at the reunion. And, Kyle doesn’t need any outside influence to give her reason to think negatively about Lisa and she wouldn’t be talking about the tabloids AT ALL if not for Lisa purposely making it a storyline this season on day 1 in a completely calculated move. And ehnic stereotyping? If that stereotype were remotely true Mo would have ripped Lisa a new one a long time ago.

    • Prince Ali says:

      Kyle’s “I’m so dumb” reaction when she found out that Lisa supposedly told Brandi to pack the magazines did not seem genuine. To me, it seems that Yolanda, Kyle and Brandi had discussed previously all the items they were going to attach Lisa with. The fact that each of them went after Lisa ON THE SAME day seems telling… why does it bother Yolanda that Lisa and Kyle had mended their relationship, why is Kyle still giving credence to the tabloids, why did Brandi all of a sudden care that Scheana is Lisa’s employee — Lisa’s reaction on the bus when Brandi brought up Scheana, now that was a genuine reaction.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        I don’t think Kyle went after Lisa-I think Kyle should have asked about the tabloid thing.

        • NYC Mama says:

          She did, twice. first in the afternoon on the beach and then again at dinner. That is 2x giving the other women the opportunity to jump on the bandwagon. as we saw, the night before Yolanda was already planning what she was going to say as was Brandi.

          this whole thing smells.

          I also find it strange that it was Joyce’s trip yet Kyle seems to have been in charge. She had Joyce uninvite Carlton because they weren’t gettign alone and she invited Brandi knowing that she and Joyce continued to have issues (albeit they were going through a temporary lull). It was about Kyle’s needs more so than Joyce. Had my friend just lost her father I would not have invited someone who was known to attack her to join us on vacation.

          • trudie says:

            They had already discussed it on the beach, and Lisa said she didn’t do it. Why did it have to be brought up at dinner? How many times does Kyle want Lisa to say that she didn’t do it?

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              I would ask in front of both. That would make it 2 times hat Kyle asked-that’s not extreme to me.

          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            Kyle didn’t attack Lisa she asked her a question and then asked it again when she and Brandi’s ere both there-I would have does the same. The reaction of the others is so not Kyle’s responsibility. Kyle wasn’t with Yolanda and Brandi when they planned the next days events.
            Carlton wasn’t uninvited-Kyle said “we don’t have to invite her”. When Kyle invited Brandi Joyce’s father was still alive. Joyce said herself she had no problem with Brandi coming.

        • Prince Ali says:

          Jill, I agree that Kyle did not go after Lisa like the other two (three if you count Kim, but does anyone count Kim?). However, if she is so concerned about the rumors being brought up why wouldn’t she be more mad at Brandi for resurfacing the topic ONSCREEN, since it has been off the show for quite a while now. Not that Kyle didn’t have a right to question Lisa given what she was being told by Brandi — but to me it seemed pre-planned: that Kyle knew Brandi was going to bring up the tabloids onscreen.

          • VV™ says:

            Exactly, Kyle could’ve told Brandi. I don’t want this cheating story on film again.

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              It was already on film! Since when does a HW mention that they are “on film”? Once Brandi let it out-it was out and that cat ain’t going back in the bag no matter what-we know this we have seen it so many times!

              • VV™ says:

                Not when they were filming silly. It’s a long flight from LA to Puerto Rico….

                • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                  As if!! Remember when Teresa asked that her cast mates didn’t mention JAIL on camera? Every other word out of their mouths…JAIL! Imagine Kyle asked Brandi not to bring up the rumors in PR?? Brandi wouldn’t stopped talking about it-if you tell Brandi not to do something she does exactly that!

    • kit9 says:

      They are so unimportant that Lisa felt compelled to confront Kyle with them with a camera crew on day 1 of filming.

  103. mm in oc says:

    Thanks again to everyone. I really do appreciate all your kind works. Hopefully I get a new , better job by June.

    Not back to the important stuff…

    STFU Dim Kim No one cares what you have to say!

  104. Constance says:

    Joyce lets Brandi have it

    “She hates that people were calling her a racist but she continues her racial remarks.
    “Calling a Latina a chihuahua isn’t less racial than saying black people can’t swim. She thinks she is funny but she fails to realize that she has zero comedic timing.
    “I guess I shouldn’t take it personal because this is a woman who has no limits. She will go as low as publicly talking about her STDs, hanging tampons out of her private parts, trash talking every woman and backstabbing her ‘BFFs’.”

  105. iceNfire says:

    Hello – Reading Lisa’s blog has my head spinning. I wish I had links to share but I keep getting sidetracked when I search for them.
    Lisa says she didn’t know Scheena had an affair with Eddie but we have seen how she is in everyone of her employee’s business. She claims to have known Jax and Kristen cheated. She also claims that Scheena was Pandy’s friend before she was hired as an employee. Scheena was on many talk show’s crying about her affair with Eddie and how he cheated on her with Leann and Lisa now claims she knew nothing?
    That clip of her in season 2 telling Scheena she didn’t know and her and Brandi looks like she is giving Scheena instructions to follow so she can go with her lie. Any employee wanting to be on tv would do exactly as instructed by their boss

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      Sheena was on talk shows crying? really? wow, I totally missed that. Do you remember who’s talk show…perhaps we could look it up. That is so something I had no knowledge of ever happening.

    • LaineyLainey BTHOC, TRex says:

      Brandi gave Scheana instructions? huh? when? what? Brandi was on the show season 2? Wow, my memory is baaaaaaaaad.

    • Prince Ali says:

      Perhaps I need timeline clarification, but wasn’t Scheena Lisa’s employee/Pandora’s friend prior to Lisa and Brandi becoming CLOSE friends (as in more than just co-stars of RHOBH) — so it doesn’t matter if Lisa knew or didn’t know about the affair, why is Brandi holding a grudge now?

      • T-Rex says:

        Scheana has worked for Lisa for a long time, a few years before Lisa even MET THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi! Scheana is one of her BEST waitresses and from what I have heard that people request her as their server because she is very good at her job. Once she was there working for Lisa, she met Pandy, Lisa’s daughter who was starting the Emagazine business. Pandy asked both Scheana and Stassi to write pieces for her mag, and that’s how they became friends. Lisa knew NOTHING of the Man-Candy situation until Scheana went blabbing her story to the tabloids! AND the better question is why is THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi against Scheana anyway, there were a hundred other affairs before he dipped his wick into Scheana! He had been having affairs since the DAY he MET THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi, in addition they had an open marriage where the both of them invited women into their bedroom together, so again I don’t get the whole grudge thing either. BUT here is the issue THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi is about the stupidest person I have ever seen on Television, she really is the HEAD MORON for all MORONS around the planet.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        Why does Brandi do half the things she does? Who knows!! But why would Lisa insist on not knowing something that is kind of hard to believe? The whole thing is weird to me. It’s Like Lisa and Brandi had a deal to both pretend and now Brandi’s going back on her part.

        • iceNfire says:

          From Lisa’s blog – “But it begs the question, why would Brandi buy it anyway?”
          Years ago on The Phil Donahue show he had the cast of Taxi on. (iirc it was the cast of Taxi) and they were discussing the gossip mags. They all agreed most of the stories were lies but they also said that the rag mags are on the set of every Hollywood show. I believe all the hws buy them and if The Queen didn’t but or atleast read them then how did she know about the Morris rumors?

        • T-Rex says:

          I disagree, Lisa didn’t even know who THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi was when she came onto the show, by the way how THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi LIED to get on the show, I posted about that a few days ago, will repost how the THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi got her first spot on the show for those who hadn’t seen how that all went down. Scheana and Man-candy happened over SIX YEARS AGO!!!!! THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi and ManCandy couldn’t even afford to eat at the Vpump/Todd restaurants, so again how did Lisa know her????? She DIDN’T~

          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            I told y’all last season that Brandi lied to get on the show-I even posted articles and everything…
            You don’t think that when Brandi came on the show that pandora-who is such great friends with Sheana would go to her mother and say-“oh by the way Mother your new cast mate-well her ex husband was cheating on her with my great friend Sheana”…

            • T-Rex says:

              Oh I agree ONCE THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi was actually ON THE SHOW that LisaV found out about the affair, but THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi made it sound like Lisa knew when it was going on, almost actually SEVEN YEARS AGO

              • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                Oh I didn’t get that at all from Brandi-I didn’t think she was saying that Lisa knew while Sheana was actually having the affair!

                • T-Rex says:

                  Yes THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi has stated more than 10 times now that Lisa KNEW about the affair when it was going on, which is another COMPLETE LIE.

                  • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                    I never heard her say that T-Rex…to me she was trying to get Lisa to admit that she knew before the night at the restaurant that Lisa had full knowledge of who Sheanna was.

        • When Lisa found out about the Scheana thing it was at the opening of SUR. So at best, PumpRules was scheduled to film a pilot, Scheana might be one of Lisa’s “best servers” but that doesn’t mean Lisa knows who she sleeps with. Furthermore, I think that Lisa has made it quite clear that she doesn’t seek out celeb gossip so the chances of her missing Scheana’s Inside Edition interview or whatever it was, are pretty high. I have been a server/bartender on and off for the last 8 years and personally I am very careful about what my big boss (the General Manager) knows about me, and more to that point I am thrilled that the owner of where I work currently doesn’t know my name. The owner might be able to say that he has heard my name from the managers, or he knows that girl x, y and z are the strongest servers at our location, but if you lined up 20 girls he couldn’t pick out girl x, y or z, because 200 people who work for him. Lisa knew Scheana was good at her job, she probably didn’t care to know more. Even though PumpRules makes it seem like Lisa is all in their business it is just for the show, she is trying to mother all of these poor 20 somethings who are lost in the bright lights of Hollywood and all that tripe. Brandi wasn’t full time at that point, and I don’t know if her and Lisa had even filmed together not in a large group. It is stupid for Brandi to get mad about this now.

      • VV™ says:

        Prince Ali,
        Brandi came on the show as a friend of the HW S2. Lisa became “friendlier” towards Brandi after the trip to Hawaii (Episode 17 ). Lisa didn’t even invite Brandi to Pandora’s wedding which was at the end of that season). They didn’t film together that much.
        Schaenna had already been working at Villa Blanca for a couple of years.

        **** For the record, I had to Google Brandi, Eddie and Schaenna I had no clue who they were.

      • chismosa™ says:

        That’s what I thought too. If anything Lisa’s loyalty is to Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. Despite her terrible life choices.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        B/c Lisa denied knowing about it until Brandi told her.

        • Shiny says:

          I tend to believe Lisa on this one – just because you heard that someone you know was having an affair with a B level Tv actor doesn’t mean the name would have stuck in your head months later or connected at all when you met your new cast mate Brandi. (And that’s assuming Lisa knew it from B or C rated talk shows or gossip about a woman in a totally different generation and social group.)

          Brandi, thinking she is the center of the universe, assumes that if Lisa ever did hear about it before, that Lisa would remember and make the connection. How many hundreds of people does Lisa actually know? Why would she care about some actor having affairs, even if she did hear that one of her wait staff was dumped by an actor she had an affair with.

          Brandi is way too self-centered. The idea that she was BFF with Lisa, as opposed to a young project under Lisa’s wing, is absurd. And the idea that only she can be friends with Lisa, not Kyle at the same time, is stupid of her. And the idea that the two husbands who are (0r were at that time) good friends can’t have a birthday party together because Lisa and Kyle can’t be grown-ups and act friendly enough to put on a party? well, Brandi is too limited to see how the real social world works after you get out of school.

          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            But it wasn’t just “someone she knew” it was an employee who was friends with her daughter and an employee who was being groomed to be on her spin off-Lisa had to know before Brandi came into the restaurant that night-

            • iceNfire says:

              Yep – I think Lisa’s denial about knowing anything about Scheena and Eddie is the root of Brandi’s hurt. Since then Lisa has added little white lie on top of little white lie and now it’s gotten out of hand and Lisa isn’t going to admit to any of it.
              I guess I’m very lucky b/c when someone confronts me with a question that I don’t want to answer my eyes get very big and then there is no need for me to use any words b/c my eyes don’t/can’t lie

          • mrs peabody says:

            Shiny, I totally agree with you. I believe Lisa too

    • NYC Mama says:

      Who really cares… besides Brandi? This happened years ago. Everyone has moved on with their lives except Brandi.

      No matter what happened, Brandi agreed to everything or else she wouldn’t have done it. Period. It is ridiculous to try to claim now that she was surprised, coerced, forced, blindsidded, etc.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        It really doesn’t matter but for Lisa to say she had no idea that Sheana had an affair with Eddie until Brandi told her doesn’t seem possible-she had to know. And so what if she did…but then…why lie about it?

        • VV™ says:

          I don’t think Scheanna put on her job app she banged Eddie. I am sure Lisa is all business with her employees.
          Eddie is a D lister, if it had been Brad Pitt I get it but I didn’t even know who Eddie was.

          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            VV-I’m not saying Lisa had knowledge of every hook up in Hollywood but by Lisa’s own admission pandora and Sheana are “great friends”. Brandi comes on as her co star and pandora doesn’t mention this to Lisa? Impossible. I feel that Lisa knew about Sheana the second Brandi was even considered for the show-Pandora had to know right? I mean they are great friends and great friends know when you have been on Access Hollywood and iInside edition and in countless magazines.

            • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

              The only reason this is even an issue to me is because Lisa made it an issue when she denied it.

              • VV™ says:

                Think about it. Would you tell your potential employer that you slept with a married man while wife was married?

                I understand this was on TV but on the other hand, I cannot tell you what I saw on Access Hollywood last week.

                • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                  Don’t know who is on Access Hollywood tonight but I’m not the smart savvy business woman that Lisa VanderPump is. If my great friend was on I would know and if my employes was on and my daughter was great friends with this employes I would know! Lisa had to know before that night otherwise how smart is she really?

                  • iceNfire says:

                    Yes! The point I’ve been trying to make is that Lisa lied. Her house of cards is beginning to topple and her lies are and manipulations are more easy to see once you fall off the bandwagon

                    • nyc mama says:

                      We don’t know who lied yet. It is just a she said, she said but nothing has been proven conclusively. I don’t think anything is any clearer. It is all convoluted and with Brandi’s history of lying she is the first one I doubt in this scenario. She said Lisa had Cedric deported which has been denied by her and Cedric, and this is being denied by both Lisa and Scheana. We don’t know what Scheana and Pandora’s relationship was back then even if they are now close friends. Still too many unanswered questions.

                    • mm in oc says:

                      Listen, I agree that it’s unrealistic that Lis adidn’t know once VPR was in production. all “stars” are fully vetted and they would have salivated over the notion of a conflict between the two.

                      I think this comes down to the producers and how they would rather a housewife take the fall for this than admit that they set the situation up. The difference is that I think both Brandi and Lisa were in on it and were perfectly fine with it at the time. Now Brandi needs more talking points so she throws caution to the wind. I very much doubt that the producers are happy with her right now. Moreover, Lisa has been crossing the line as well to protect her brand. I’m sure Bravo isn’t happy about that either (e.g., the Cedtric Brandi story)

                • kit9 says:

                  The woman went on a publicity tour touting her affair with Eddie! She wasn’t found out by some tabloid and outed. Sheena went to the tabs with her story. No way could Lisa not know that an employee of hers was being made semi famous splattered all over the tabs-doing tv interviews. Especially not when the employee is her daughter’s close friend. Lisa is lying.

            • VV™ says:

              Pandora and Scheanna are not the type of friends that share confidences. It’s not that kind of relationship.

              • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                How in the world would you know that? Lisa said they are “great friends” great friends share!!

                • mrs peabody says:

                  Not everything. I don’t share everything with anyone including great friends!

                  • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                    Something like this can’t be kept secret in a setting like a restaurant-it’s all gossip all day!!

                • VV™ says:

                  Check Pandora’s IG, FB, and Twitter. That’s how. Also check Scheana. It’s not hard to figure it out.
                  None were braid maids at her wedding.

                  • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                    Then Lisa made the part up about them being great friends-and I have also read hear that Sheanna and Pandora are so close…did they become besties yesterday?

                    • VV™ says:

                      I think you know what I mean.
                      Again. Go check thei social media and come up with your own conclusion. I think the TV show SUR made them closer.
                      Remember Pandy just graduated from College about 5 years ago. I seriously doubt she was a friend of Scheana then.

                    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                      VV-if they weren’t friends 5 years ago -Lisa told a lie. It’s not that I’m. Making things up to say here. Lisa said Pandora and Sheanna are great friends and have been for 5 years-in 5 years of being friends you don’t think Eddie and Brandi have never come up? I’m sure the second Pandora found out Brandi was coming on BH she told Lisa about Sheanna and Eddie.

            • mrs peabody says:

              who says Pandy even knew Scheena while it was going on.

              • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                Lisa-she said Sheana has been there for 6 years…this happened about 6 years ago

                • iceNfire says:

                  umm Scheena cried about Eddie cheating on her in December 2009.Isn’t that about 4 yes and a couple months ago?

                  • mrs peabody says:

                    But who’s to say their friendship was going on at that time? Did Lisa or Pandora say that?

                    • iceNfire says:

                      In the last episode Lisa said Scheena has been friends with Pandy for 5 years and an employee of hers for 4 years. Then she said Scheena has been an employee for 5 years … idk…

                • VV™ says:

                  The dates become confusing because when they say it. It was taped a year ago.

                  • In one of the articles that someone linked to it said that Scheana and Eddie started their fling in 2006, it sounds like Scheana come to the mags when she got sour that Eddie left his wife for his other mistress not her.

  106. Mene Seela says:

    Tampon-gate. LOL.
    That reminds me that my friends and I joke: Tamp”ON”?
    ON what?
    Shouldn’t it be TampIN?

  107. chismosa™ says:


    j/k 😜

    • Jan (TexasTart) says:

      It’s a snow day. Chill.

    • designernailsdiana says:

      You’re such a dramatic person…. Chimosa you should submit a tape to become a RH. You have great friends who will throw you under the bus if given a chance, talk behind your back, ruin every relationship you try to make “real” and make sure you never ever get to finish a meal let alone start one.
      But I’m being snarky cause I’m STILL at work, alone in the office.

      • chismosa™ says:


        (Actually I did make a tape for the Real World once, years and years ago when it was still a good show. Only at the insistence of this possibly closeted-cousin I have) shhhh. Whispering 😶

      • Jan (TexasTart) says:

        Ooooh, that’s a great idea! Do it Chismosa! I’ll be your friend!

    • mrs peabody says:

      It left.

  108. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    Jill and NYCmama, I just found a hilarious ongoing exchange from yesterday. Thanks for the laughs. 🙂

    • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

      OMG it was so much fun and it totally helped me get over my broken heart (caused by chismosa and her two timing ways…that girls knows nothing about loyalty!)

      • chismosa™ says:

        I still have to read it …. So much catching up …

        Jill you’re always in my heart. It’s Reebs who put those thoughts in your head. Don’t be ramotional about it.💥


      • Jan (TexasTart) says:

        Uh oh, that Chismosa. I bet she blamed it all on Rebecca. Actually, I missed this! I better read up…before I sign up to be her friend on a reality show!

        • chismosa™ says:

          Tarts you have nothing to worry about.

          It’s just Jill and Princess Pindy that have been put on BLAST. 💣💥


      • nyc mama says:


      • nyc mama says:

        Excuse me but you can’t talk about loyalty. I take you under my wing after Chismosa two timed you and what do you go and do? You get your chef to sue me. #getsotherstodoherdirtywork

        • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          You didn’t call me this morning and I felt you were pulling away just because if the string incident…

          • chismosa™ says:



            I’m retching 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽™®©

          • nyc mama says:

            Well, we have mutual friends who don’t like you and told me that I was mothering you so I was just giving you space. I admit that I was disappointed that you didn’t tuck it. When I screamed at you to “Tuck it” your response was to STFU so I was giving you space and then, I got the letter which is sitting right here if anyone wants to see it. #childrenstarvingbecauseofyou

        • chismosa™ says:

          What is SOOOOO funny about this exchange above that I need to read-is that I simply said one thing to Pindy that she hadn’t sent me a video or something, and Rebecca did

          JILL had nothing to do with it ….. But in her TYPICAL housewives fashion, had to stick her nose in it. 👃👉👈

          (I may have missed something with Jill, still have to read it)
          But it started with me throwing a LAMP SHADE at Pindy.

          Reebs then took me into her clique.


          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            You tell so many stories you can’t keep your lies straight! You told “that Rebecca” thanks for the parade-she clapped or something silly when you showed up on the blog yesterday-you told her “Jill has never done that for me”you are a liar face and a drama Queen…it’s all about chismosa-all day all night!

  109. mrs peabody says:

    Carlton’s blogs up

    • mrs peabody says:

      Didn’t really address how bad Stupid Yolo and Brandi were but did blame Kyle for most of it.

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        Bloody hell …going to read!

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        Her obsession with Kyle is quite scary! She blamed Kyle for the entire thing and yet says hardly a word about Brandi and Yolanda who actually start the whole ball rolling…what a bunch of crap!!

        • chismosa™ says:

          She seemed eerily obsessed with Kyle from day 1.
          So weird.

          Bloody weird.

          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            Bloody hell…she’s crazy obsessed-this blog just proved it to me 100%

        • mrs peabody says:

          I was starting to soften after she cried and was nice to Lisa on next week’s show but I’ve harden up again, she has to go along with Brandi and stupid Yolo!

          • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

            mrs peabody-if you ever feel like you are under Carlton’s “spell” here’s what you do…

  110. chismosa™ says:

    Re: the whole bringing things up at dinner – magazine-gate

    On access Hollywood Brandi was asked if they’re “prodded by producers to fight with eachother”:
    Brandi said that when they shoot for a long time they do sometimes say “let’s make something happen so we can just go home”

    This was in my notes from access H.
    And she kept referring to Lisa as “The Pump” and the hosts were “graced” by Brandi’s presence and they kept saying, even as the segment ended and they went to commercial – “we have to talk about The Pump. We need the Pump”

    I think that’s gross. But then again it’s billy bush so what do we expect.

    Brandi did shut them down when they brought up her fighting with other HWs from other cities. It was weird. Almost like legally B didn’t want to discuss it.
    We know she doesn’t shut up. So it struck me as odd.

    • iceNfire says:

      If I were at the dinner table with five girlfriends and four of them had a problem with me I’d like to think that I would take a look at my behavior that caused these friends to question me. Lisa chose to run since she was unable to make them let it go and move forward. Lisa made herself look like she was in the wrong by leaving – imo

      • nyc mama says:

        Look at the women she had a problem with.Three of the four had problems with many of the other women from this season and others so what does that mean? Walking away only meant that Lisa didn’t want to deal with a group of women attacking her and/or she didn’t want to do what so many other housewives do…make a ridiculous scene like Kim displayed so many times. Lisa has always been low key and handled these situations similarly in the past so why now, all of a sudden, does this automatically show anything at all?

        • mrs peabody says:

          Shows me she has more brains than all the rest of them put together.

        • chismosa™ says:


        • Shiny says:

          I’d leave the dinner because I’d also want to get my husband out of there so that he didn’t start yelling or have too much adrenalin pumping through his system trying to defend me.

        • trudie says:

          I agree. I don’t see why LIsa shutting the whole thing down was wrong. No way would I sit and take it from them. If Kyle had an issue, it should have been discussed between Kyle, Brandi and Lisa. No reason for Yoli and Kim to be there. Except for their Bravo contracts.

      • chismosa™ says:

        I agree with that in certain people’s sense (NJ hollllla) but for some reason not in Lisa’s case.

        But I’m a BH newbie. 🍒

        I see what you mean.

        • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

          I have no problem with Lisa walking away from the dinner table -it wasn’t a fun looking scene and I would have lost my mind on Yolanda and Brandi -but what I keep wondering is why the hell wasn’t Lisa so angry with Brandi for telling what Lisa called a lie? Brandi said Lisa put the mags in her suitcase Lisa said no way I didn’t do any such thing-when she is on the bus with Brandi she doesn’t seem all that angry about the fact that her friend just told the whole group a lie-wouldn’t you(any of you-including Lainey) be so angry if your friend did some thing like that? Lisa tells Brandi before she sits down to dinner that she loves her…huh? What? She just lied about you and you love her? I would want to beat her ass!

          • chismosa™ says:

            I’m getting a headache so I’m going to jot down this post from you (though we’re still sketchy – HAHA j/k) – and watch again while READING this.

          • nyc mama says:

            Jill, I wonder too about Brandi. I would be pissed.

      • Jan (TexasTart) says:

        Lisa fled because she didn’t want to breakdown/cry on camera, or in front of them.

      • Catseye says:

        I think that maybe Yolanda has a problem with Lisa, from years ago, before she was divorced from Mohammed. He, more than likely, was bringing the harlots he was cheating with, to Lisa’s restaurants unbeknownst to Yolanda. I know I personally would have a hard time trusting someone, who knew I was being made a fool of and kept their mouth shut. But, it’s part of Lisa’s business, so that’s more or less what she has to do, to stay successful and retain her clientele.

        • iceNfire says:

          What a good point! Lisa has said “Villa Blanca is where you take your wife, Sur is where you take your mistress” I wonder just how many mistresses she knows about.

          • chismosa™ says:

            Yes good points.

            Lisa knows where the (young, blonde) bodies are buried.


            • Ice_ I agree with nyc mama. .. Plus we don’t know for how long that attack went on, just what the Editors chose to show to us! If she gave specific answers or not. Lisa is not the one who does not answer… Between production and edition, they can manipulate anything and everything. I would have left before my husband got his blood pressure to a highest dangerous levels! They were in their room smoking and that said volumes of their state of stress they were under. This Episode I am with Lisa and Ken! Brandi is out of my likes since she wore Our Lady of Guadalupe to cover her girly parts! The rest of her bad behavior during this Season has been just gravy to not like her at all!

        • VV™ says:

          The dates don’t add. Yolanda divirced Mohamed on 2000. That was 14 years ago. Lisa and Ken came back to the US after Pandora decided to go to Pepperdine University.

        • nyc mama says:

          I also think a lot Yolanda’s problem with Lisa is Mohamed but I think it has more to do with the fact that he shows Lisa respect and has consistently treated her well, but he doesn’t seem to share the same feelings for Yolanda even though she is the mother of his children.

          Sur wasn’t open when he was cheating on Y and I wonder if VB was when they were married or if they were already divorced when Lisa opened VB. In any case it wouldn’t surprise me if L knew of his side action and kept her mouth shut and Y resents it all.

  111. chismosa™ says:

    Anyone else watch The Americans? 

    Better than Homeland (I keep reading) so I binged and I’m so excited for tonight !!
    So bloody excited 💉💉

    • Shiny says:

      Loved The Americans last season, but like The Following, Blacklist, etc, I have to watch the show on DVD in the afternoon. Too exciting and scary before bed for this wimp.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Shiny I hear you. So much …..

        Then I get worried that something HUGE happens so I want to avoid reading anything online about anything !

        I don’t watch Blacklist though. Another time.

        “How you Shinin’?!”👐

  112. chismosa™ says:

    Can some west coast/ CA people please explain what LADebra meant above early today when she wrote that in LA/CA you can’t drive 90mph in the rain —

    You drive FAST? In Cali?

    I think just the opposite ? Plus with your infamous traffic…?

    Sorry having a brain


    • Jan (TexasTart) says:

      Ladebra, I’m sure will come by and answer, but I thought she was exaggerating the number (but could be wrong) while making the point that people drive too damn fast in the rain….which is a very prominent problem in places that go for long stretches without rain… LA would fit that bill.

      I drive on a toll road that is posted 80MPH and there is a stretch of that marked 85MPH (which is by the way the fastest posted speed limit in North America). I drive the limit unless it’s rain or fog and I drop it down, at least by 10, but there are people who go 90 regardless…they were today IN THE RAIN!!! Those idiots and the tailgaters make me crazy. You need a sizable buffer driving at high speeds.

    • iceNfire says:

      I cant speak for LADebra but in Northern Cali we do drive very fast and since it doesn’t rain often we act like we don’t know what to do we have to drive in the rain.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Thanks both of you— I gotcha. You don’t know what to do in rain. I seeeeeeeee

        Derrrr. I know I’m slow on the uptake about 3x a day, average

      • Shiny says:

        last time I was in Northern CA, the cars all slowed down when it was raining – as if it were snowing! My son who lives out there said, “the natives think that rain is real weather.”

      • lillybee says:

        I am way north of you and we really never have much traffic. Since I am from NYC, I have to laugh when people complain about the traffic. The have no clue.

    • mm in oc says:

      I got this one as I’m born and raised in so cal. It never rains here. Everyone drives jpretty fast and assertively (when I go to other areas of the country they are all driving the speed limit and it drives me crazy). Unfortunately the exact opposit is true when we geta couple of sprinkles. What is normally 45 MPH is down to 30 MPH. It’s annoying that everyone is afraid of a little rain.

    • Chismosa, you know I am in SOcal so Idk if its different but I feel that people drive extra SLOW and it drives me crazy bc its just rain, like dangerously stopping slow. Since it never rains here I think thats why. Remember though I am in the South Bay part of Socal so who knows?? lol.

    • Ladebra says:

      (Hangs head) I was exaggerating, a little. I mostly drive on the freeway, and the posted speed is 65, but if you aren’t driving 80 they are passing like you are standing still (for my soCA friends, I go the 170 to 5 to 118 to get back to Chatsworth on the weekends). BUT coming home on the 101 bumper to bumper for 7 miles, I’m driving 5 mph. Annoying.

      I’m watching the traffic right now … They have major wrecks on 5 major freeways with lanes shut down and cars at a standstill, cause of the rain. The lady actually said “if you don’t have to drive stay home” honest, it’s just raining. lol

  113. not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

    Any idea what she’s talking about???

  114. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    ❗ Survivor starts tonight! I missed the beginning, I forgot!

  115. Orson says:

    I’m beginning to wonder how so many people here (not naming any names) can be so blind to Lisa’s manipulations in her vendetta against Brandi. She hired Scheanna so she could introduce Eddie to her. She arranged to have Leann and Eddie cast in the same movie. She arranged for Brandi to get tampons with foot long strings. She tricked Brandi into buying a see through dress that couldn’t contain her boobs or her ass. She used mind control to get Kim to hide Brandi’s crutch on game night. And that’s why Kim was going to the can all the time… she was getting her marching orders from Lisa on her cell. Lisa manipulated Adrienne and Paul into using a surrogate and keeping it secret so she could set up Brandi to blab it so when the poo storm hit Brandi, Lisa and Ken could defend Brandi, thereby fooling Brandi into thinking Lisa was her friend.

    Hell, some of you people probably think it was Teresa’s idea to flip that table and Joe’s idea to go all librarian poo at the christening party. The Chess Master’s fingerprints are all over those too.

    It’s all as plain as day. Obviously Lisa is manipulating some of Lynn’s Family here too with her mind control tactics.

  116. chismosa™ says:

    VV – where you At?!??!?!📡📡🔊📣📣

    Can’t you get on the phone while on the elliptical at the same time 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊

    • VV™ says:

      I was at the gym.

      • California35 says:

        Well my hair dresser saw you somewhere else 😛

        Hi everyone. Glad to be home…

      • chismosa™ says:

        I was RIGHT ⚠️⚠️⚠️

        • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:


          • chismosa™ says:

            Watch yourself we were just getting back together……

            • nyc mama says:

              Careful, Jill is labeling you. I’m on your team Chismosa unless Jill buys me more shoes…and a Birkin. #uppedtheanty #teamchismosaunlessigetshoes #noloyalty

              • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                Don’t you effing dare command me to buy you shoes!!

                • chismosa™ says:



                • nyc mama says:

                  Well then I am uninviting you to the party that I am not planning and the elaborate trip too. So there. #tuckyouandtheshoe

                  • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

                    I was never invited to your party in the first place because you are an anti-Jillite…

                    • nyc mama says:

                      Gasp. How dare you!!! Don’t you dare accuse me of being an anti-Jillite! This accusation can ruin my husbands business since a large number of his clients are Jill’s.

                      I would have invited you and put you on the list if I was having a party and had a list. So technically you were invited because you would have been if it happened.

                      Oh, and I am going to have a spell cast on you so your tv will give you subliminal messages and make you do strange things with strange men. Oh wait, you already did that with that guy in the bathroom that Kim told me about. Faye said you had all your clothes off but I won’t tell anyone.


  117. Well while you were all backstabbing and forming new alliances, talk about Survivor, I was making a personal appearance at Home Depot and Costco. There were hundreds of people at both places that came out just to see me. I would like to thank Greg in the Cell Phone Dept at Costco for being so attentive and not getting upset when I knocked down his pamphlet display and cracked it in half. The crowds to see me were so unruly!! At Home Depot the manager herself gave me a free piece of molding and told me Merry Christmas, I guess they are generous with their celebrity gift bags! All in all it was nice to meet with my fans, Mis Amores, Bravo Lovers, my loveys, the adoration was overwhelming. So many people thanked me for showing up, it was wonderful. I am so busy working on so many projects that I don’t have time for all this drama!! Commenting on this blog is a job, not my reality…… #dontknowwhotobelieve #dontknowwhichwayisup #mydaughterstolemybikini #Iwillcutabitchlikebadbangs #cutortuck

    • nyc mama says:

      Be careful. You know how dangerous gift bags can be. Remember Kelly. She almost died from hers. #giftbagskill #kookoolives #postkookoostressdisorder

    • chismosa™ says:


      Your appearances…. OMG dyin here.
      Your fans must be so adoring ! We are so lucky to have you grace us with your presence 👑🙌

      • not THAT Jill -Team T-Rex says:

        I know nyc and chismosa had to be there at this appearance..those two would go to the opening of an envelope…

        • nyc mama says:

          I usually only go to book signings for books on the NYTimes bestseller list but I went, stood online for over 3 hours, watched her take out the display (best theater eva!) but I was promised Jimmy Choo’s and all I got was a lousy screw. #screwbutnochoo

          I heard Jill didn’t go because they found her in the bathroom with a guy and they couldn’t get her out. Kim told me so it must be true. #tuckahoe