Couple’s therapy episode The End by Lulu
Are we still masturbating?
Opens to the couple’s sitting down discussing how the experience changed them. Kelsey discusses how she spoke to her mother about her experience. She feels like she is better at expressing her emotions. Jon discusses how he spoke to his mother about masturbating. This opens the topic. Kate 2.0 and Taylor both openly discuss how experienced they are masturbating. I think I need soap, bleach or maybe electro shock therapy to erase that!!! WTH!?!?!?!? Ewwwww!!!!! I really wish I could erase that from my memory!!
Taylor’s daughter stops by and she admits that she is a handful. So does John who doesn’t quite know how to handle her. She’s just a typical pushing boundaries young girl. Nothing out of the ordinary. Dr Jen (needs to be smacked!) tells tailor that if she continues her “parenting style” Kennedy will be “anxious!!!”. Stfu Sports medicine Dr Jen!! Her advice let Kennedy for twenty minutes dictate what she wants Taylor to do?!?!? Then when the twenty minutes are up throws a tantrum…..
Whitney, Sada, Jon and Kate 2.0 buy Kelsey’s first dildo!! Words fail me….
Farrah had a date
Farrah was set up on a date with a real man. Who is planning on moving back home has a child. The reason why he broke up with his ex is because puts him down. Farrah would be perfect for him!! He starts trying to relate to her by bringing up he worked at playboy. Dr Jen gets it wrong again she says the guy was trying to bring up her career as a porn star….. The guy was nervous Dr Jen!! Some therapist you are! She concludes that he was a poor fit.
Kelsey attempts closure….. Ghost tells her that he did it to herself. That couple’s therapy was a waste could have resolved this at home. Ghost forgives Kelsey for putting him through “couple’s therapy????” Poor Kelsey Ghost is too broken to really understand her feelings towards him. Dr Jen decides she is going to help them “break up.” Her advice……..( ) ???? She is awful!!
Jon’s big surprise!!
Oh Jon your first marriage crumbled before viewer’s eyes. Why oh why would he even think about marriage?? He proposes a promise to get engaged to her in the future?
Last group on a boat…..
I called a therapist in my area and I asked two questions. First question: I asked if its ok to have a therapy session on a boat. The second if on that boat I could invite an ex boyfriend. I was hung up on…. Dr Jen your colleague thinks your methods are crap. Nothing was resolved but watching Kelsey and Ghost painful break up drag out on screen. What I learned about the remainder……. John gave Taylor a petition to adopt Kennedy which was sweet. Kate 2.0 to be nicer to Jon. Sada/Whitney to continue to grow as a couple. Farrah to respect herself??? Ghost to find love as well as Kelsey. I think Dr Jen missed her calling whatever that maybe is not therapy!
Brandi Glanville’s Podcasts 17 & 18 by Kit9
Guest Maria Menounos, host of Extra and her boyfriend. Brandi looked for pics of Maria drunk on the internet, couldn’t find any and declares her ‘perfect'(Brandi’s bar, here, as in all things, is set to ultra low). Brandi says that she’s heard a rumor that Maria and co host Mario Lopez don’t get along. Maria is very shocked and wants to know where Brandi heard that and, of course, Brandi knows a friend of a friend of Mario’s(the freaking CIA doesn’t have the all encompassing web of contacts this woman claims). They talk Brooke Burke being fired and replaced with Erin Andrews(ugh). Maria doesn’t think it had to do with age as Brandi does. Maria’s bf says that DWTS has been in decline for a while and believes Erin was brought in to bring sport fans to the show(I agree football fans love Erin’s boobs. Not so sure they love them enough to tolerate ballroom dancing).
Maria has a reality show coming out about her family and bf. Brandi ties to convince Maria, who is terrified of having kids, that she can have a family and it won’t change her. Maria counters she works 365 days a year and doesn’t know how she could fit in time for a kid. Maria’s bf says that even when they’re on vacation breaking news happens-Michael Jackson dying, for instance. Brandi asks if MJ dies on all their vacations(have to admit, I lol at that one). Brandi offers to drop her boys off at Maria’s so she can practice handling kids. Brandi tells Maria that when she has kids she’ll fall in love with them. Maria says she could never imagine loving her kids more than her dogs. Maria is afraid of having a ‘demon kid’ like Saddam Hussein(I’m afraid of Maria having a kid like Maria Menounos).
Guest: Honey Badger guy Randal. Randal says honey badgers are very smart animals. Brandi thinks the honey badger, who she refers to as “little fuckers”, is her kindred spirit. Randal says a lot of animals are assholes, like meerkats. Brandi says all cats are assholes. Her son Mason wants a sloth(too easy). Randal believes in unicorns. Randal says a badger could kill a human and have-a dwarf in the UK who was also a porn star. This Randal guy is pretty freaking funny. Randal loves sea lions or ‘shark bait’ as Brandi calls them. Randal is a lover of all animals. Brandi says miniature horses have huge penises. Brandi says her dog Buddy is like a honey badger, a nightmare who hates everyone but her. She doesn’t believe in having bred dogs with all the dogs that need homes.
Brandi thanks everyone who has supported her book. Apparently Brandi wrote a Valentine poem and she posted in on Youtube and some blogger said it was “sad and she is depressed and a horrible person”. Brand received an email from a woman who is depressed and asking for advice so Brandi has her call into the show. She’s in her fifties, had a good job but became injured and was given more responsibilities she says because they wanted her to quit. Brandi wants her to name the school to put them on blast but she’s not willing to do that. They refused to pay her what she was due and eventually she ended up leaving, has no job, is in real financial trouble, nearly homeless and had to sell almost everything she owns.
She’s left the house only a few times in two years. She hints at some embezzling scandal at the school and, citing the film Silkwood, suggests she’s afraid for her life. She says they’ve messed with her retirement and left her w/nothing. Brandi encourages her to fight back, go public and that they’ll keep doing this to people if nothing is done. Brandi encourages her to be strong and not afraid of them because they’ve done everything to her they could already. She doesn’t want to do that. Well, that was pointless and depressing. Thanks, Brandi.
Guest: Director Josh Stolberg. Director of film Brandi, Kyle and Camille have small roles in called The Hungover Games. It’s a spoof film of the Hangover and Hunger Games? Apparently, Brandi’s boob was hanging out half the time during filming. He brought pictures to show Brandi. He had to edit out Brandi’s nipple. Jaimie Kennedy wrote, stars in and produced the film. Brandi tells insane story of how a friend of hers once dated Jamie and how she texted him as his gf. Wtf? She’d never actually met him before the film, though. Kyle and Brandi were given fake wine during shooting.
Brandi had one line kept flubbing it. But, Josh says several of her ad libs made it into the film. Brandi says many of the women on her show can’t laugh at themselves but says that Kyle and Camille can. Kyle and Brandi weren’t exactly friendly when they shot the film and they had a fight scene where she and Kyle went at it and Kyle was really hurting her. lol! Brandi says she broke her leg when drunk(shocker!). Josh wrote Piranha 3d and is currently writing another horror film. Brandi won’t watch horror films. Brandi had nightmares for months after seeing The Ring(dude, really?). Tara Reid and Bruce Jenner are also in Hungover Games.
Guest Morgan Stewart, from the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. She’s 26. Brandi says there are no hot guys on the show. Yes, she watches the show. Brandi says she’s over hashtags(#thankeffinggod). Morgan’s lips are fake but her boobs are real. How rich are they? Morgan says they’re privileged but won’t cite numbers. Morgan claims to have had real jobs…..then lists nothing that sounds remotely like a real job. Brandi pursued getting her real estate license once and said it was very hard but gave it up for reality tv. Brandi says her ex bf who worked for Mauricio wasn’t really making a lot of money in real estate.
Brandi’s friends say Morgan is just like her. Brandi says it’s so hard being smart and pretty and outspoken(she’s joking, I think, but it’s hard to say because it’s not funny). Brandi then lectures viewers not to judge her. Got that? She is a total fame ho and signed up to put her life on tv, but don’t judge her! Brandi gets on with this chick like crazy. I think they’re on the same emotional level. Brandi says that some people on ensemble casts, like BH, think they ARE the show but that the show needs everyone to make it work. Brandi says Kyle and Lisa are anchors of their show.