RHOBH Send In The Clowns – Brandi Glanville Podcast 21

RHOBH Game of Thrones ~ Conspiracy Theory

by Princess Pindy

This is completely a work of fiction. I did not use a ghostwriter, a lawyer and an editor, yes, but not a ghostwriter. I had my daughter read it and she told me that on Tumblr they would call this #CrackFic. Fiction so outrageous, you had to have been on Crack when you wrote it…. For those of you who/m don’t know, Tumblr is where all the kids have gone since “Mom and her friends” went on Facebook, lol!  Just for the record Crack is Whack and I wasn’t on it when I wrote this. It is just something that I thought up while I was applying the trim to my fireplace.

Disclaimer: To repeat……this is a work of fiction and everything is ALLEGED, it’s a joke Dahhlingggs!!!

Ok, so, I know that this name has been thrown around but NOT as “The Evil Genius” of this season…. I asked myself…who/m has the most to gain from bringing Lisa down?? Some might say Kyle, it is after all, “her town”…..she can be a mean girl but I don’t think she has the brains for it.

There is Brandi…..oh yeah, the brains department, hmmmmm, there is nobody working in the brains department at the moment, everything we have in stock is out on the shelves, lol.

Kim….nuff said.

Joyce has the brains but she is just so damn nice and happy.

Carlton has the brains but she is just so damn not nice and unhappy.

So who/m does that leave….YoFo??….now some of you right now are saying “Princess Pindy, we have ALL discussed this ad nausea, you are not bringing anything new to the table!!!” But….wait for it…..did YoFo take down Lisa???….I mean, seriously???? Lisa is now seen as the ultimate victim. Did YoFo accomplish her goal??? Or did she just succeed in making herself look bad, foolish, petty, __________ (add your favorite adjective here)????

Now, let’s think about who/m would benefit from YoFo looking bad, foolish, petty, and _________(ayfah)????? That’s right, you are way ahead me DAVID FOSTER!!!! He has the BIGGEST EGO on the show….. He has a limited attention span for wives and Number 4 has proven herself to be less than perfect, she is aging rapidly and that hanging out at hospitals and pretending to care is a real drag man… So, you might ask me, “But PP, how did he do it?” and I would answer….here goes!!!!

David Foster parody

MY ALLEGED THEORY

David has had it with his addled, lyme~diseased~brain, wifey poo…after all, he is the KING damn it!!! He needs to dump this broad, stat. But, because of the size of his ego, he doesn’t want to look like the bad guy. She is after all, sick. Even a egotistical clown like DaFo knows that it would look really, really bad dumping a sick wife. We all know she has been “bedridden” (bedridden sounds like sex to me, lol) focus, Pindy, focus…..oh yeah, she has been bedridden for 18 months to 2 years, depending on when you ask her. He is DONE!!! Plus, can’t you just see him in his studio pouting and then getting up and stomping his foot and saying, “It’s not fair, Mohammad has a really young chick and I want one tooooo!!!” He needs to get people to see that she is not easy to live with, that he SHOULD divorce her. Soooo, King David starts whispering in YoFo’s ear….”You my love are the star of this show! If you want to take your rightful place as the REAL Queen of Beverly Hills, you need to take down that Faux Queen.” And YoFo looks up into his face and lovingly replies, “Oh my King, you are right, how did I not see it, you my King are so wise, so handsome, so yummy!”

Think about it. She will do whatever it takes to please her King. So the plotting begins….. David calls up his old friend Mohammad…and says, “Do you think you can get Lisa to play along with this?” Mohammad is not sure but any excuse to call his “true love”… Mohammad calls Lisa and tells her David’s plan and Lisa replies, “Whatever it takes to get rid of that Dutch Bitch, I’m IN!!!” Mohammad says, “Are you sure, because it could get bad?” And Lisa replies, “Dahhling, I’m an actress, I will eat her for lunch and she will never see it coming” And at this point in the phone conversation I picture Mo and Lisa laughing maniacally!!!! I picture Lisa hanging up the phone standing up straight, as she smoothes her dress down, looks in the mirror, and says, “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.” So, Mo calls DaFo and tells him that Lisa is ‘IN!”

David Foster parody 2(…I can also see a backstory of Mo and DaFo having a deal to get DaFo to marry YoFo so that Mo didn’t have to pay YoFo aliMOny…but I don’t think she got aliMOny, I think it was a settlement, but I like the idea of them conspiring…..lol!!!

Under the guise of “encouraging” his wife, Dafo continues feeding her ideas….”Lisa said some pretty bad things about Kyle and Maurico, you should really befriend her, I am sure she will be on your “team”…. YES, David is the one that came up with the idea for “The Dream Team”, think about it, he too is as mature as a middle school girl!! Kyle went along with the hearts on the place cards to make it look like there wasn’t a conspiracy!! She also makes sure she brings up the tabloids about her husband every chance she gets to set the stage for the take down!

David Foster parody 3He tells YoFo, “Kim is so needy that if you just acknowledge her existence on earth, you can have her eating out of the palm of your hand. Make sure to remind her how Lisa and Ken treated her.” The whole little tiff at Kim’s gymnastics event was a setup to also help hide the conspiracy. Kim was thrilled to be “really acting” again! She even wrote some blogs!! Then when Lisa didn’t go to Kim’s party, DaFo felt like he had struck gold!!!! “At every opportunity tell Kim how rude and mean it was that Lisa and Ken didn’t go to her Backyard BBQ, but don’t call it that, call it a Graduation Party. Tell her she needs to speak up for herself.”, .” he tells YoFo. I see YoFo and DaFo laughing at that. I even see Yofo saying “Can you imagine my King that Kim wanted you, of all people, to stand around in her backyard and talk to commoners.” So YoFo starts egging Kim on and Kim is thrilled to have SOMETHING to talk about and a friend!!!!

Brandi wasn’t as easy as Kim, I KNOW, Brandi, not easy, who would of thunk it!!!!??? So YoFo had to be very sly. But David helped her by allowing Brandi to actually enter their house and be in his presence when there was no filming and encouraged their friendship by traveling far away and often, wink, wink. It was HIS idea for Brandi to give the car to her parents at his house. He even endured talking to them. Later that day he called Mo and said, “You wouldn’t effing believe it, seriously I thought if I heard one more story about hemorrhoids I was going to lose my mind!” And Mo encouraged DaFo by saying, “David, you have to keep your eye on the ultimate prize….freedom and young chicks!!!” So David continued in his quest for freedom and continued to help Yofo in her plot to take down The Queen. “Don’t forget to tell Brandi that Lisa is mothering her, use that little bimbo from Sur that her hubs was screwing too!!”, he told her as he swilled down more lemonade. David knows how to play on a woman’s insecurities and he passed along some of his knowledge to YoFo…not all…because he still needs to “make his escape.” So YoFo being the dutiful wife and wanting to please her King, befriends The Commoner, Brandi and implements her plan to become The Queen of Beverly Hills.

Now you might be wondering, “Well Princess what about Joyce and Carlton?” Sigh…. Joyce was too smart to fall for the plan. One doesn’t accomplish 2 degrees, being Miss Puerto Rico, building a school in Africa, being a working model/ actress, AND marrying a GermanHawtie by being stupid. She has maneuvered the most vicious world of all….The Pageant World….she knew a double cross when she saw one!!!! So she needed to be taken down a notch and who better to do it than Brandi….so YoFo whispered in Brandi’s ear about Joyce, used Brandi’s insecurities against her, like her King had taught her, and Wah~La we have the disgusting display that we call, “Palm Springs”……. YoFo even joined in on all the reindeer games and took shots at Joyce too. But Joyce wasn’t having it and luckily for YoFo, or should I say DaFo, Joyce was distracted by personal tragedy and wasn’t as formidable an opponent as I think she can…be…..

And Carlton…well she is so effing annoying and David could tell that no one was going to like her so he told YoFo to just ignore her as much as possible, lol. He told her, “Remember when I had you study the episodes of Basketball Wives and I had to explain to you what ‘you were a non-motherf*cking factor, Bitch’ meant?” And somewhere in YoFo’s addled brain she remembered Evelyn yelling that at Tami. King David was thrilled that she remembered because that meant she was healing and he could continue to plan his escape!!! YoFo was thrilled that she had pleased her King!!

So, we have Kyle, Brandi and YoFo working together to bring down The Queen….. Each excited for their own reasons. Kyle thinks she is going to finally be “The Star” once Lisa is taken down. Kyle is certain that she will be able to continue to be a victim, not defend anyone, not really commit to anything and come out smelling like a rose. She just knows that everyone is going to feel sorry for her and hardly anyone really read her book and won’t remember what she said about cheating spouses getting a free pass!!!!

Brandi is so happy that YoFo is her friend and is still talking to her after all the inappropriate, racist, disgusting ________(add your favorite adjective here) things that she did and said. She LOVES that YoFo doesn’t judge her or mother her the way Lisa does and she is a, RICH BITCH! Because “word on the street” and Brandi knows the streets, well gutters, but let’s not get technical, is that all those things that Brandi said and did were Lisa’s fault anyway!!!! Did Lisa tell Brandi to take the magazines to Palm Springs?? I could see it happening as a throw away joke….but Brandi is the boy who cried wolf, so it seems like no one cares if she is telling the truth. Maybe, just maybe, DaFo and YoFo had Brandi over, she got drunk <<< ( lol, I was going to say they “got her drunk”, but come on people!!!) …..and they told her that it happened….that Lisa really did tell her to take the magazines….it was like a dream …and aren’t dreams true? Oh wait that is Carlton, never mind…..

Yofo is certain that she has pleased her King and will soon be crowned the Queen of Beverly Hills!! She even agreed with him that they should sell their Malibu home so they can move closer to Beverly, Hills that is. And she fell for it!

There were some scary moments for DaFo when Brandi started going off the rails. But he made sure that YoFo used it to her, I mean his, advantage and it worked because being friends with Brandi and being supportive has just kinda backfired on YoFo. Most people shake their heads and wonder why the woman who said, “There is nothing as ugly as a drunk woman.” would side with one.

So there you have it, that is my theory of who/m is the Evil Genius behind this ridiculous season. Is it true, no, it is fiction, it is all alleged. Do I think that David Foster is trying to get rid of Yolanda…..the best indicator of future behavior is past behavior.

What is true is that YoFo’s popularity has plunged and “word on the street ” is that nobody would blame DaFo for divorcing YoFo, I mean “what a bitch!” (allegedly)

What is probably true is that Kyle doesn’t know what to think, she is just so confused and still doesn’t know what to believe. She isn’t taking sides and just hopes she survives for another season, although Camille tweeted that Kyle runs the show, so now I’m confused!!

It could be that Kim thinks that she did some of her best work this season. She showed her range of emotion and is sitting by the phone waiting for her agent to call. She also made sure to make clear that this show saved her life, just like Kyle allegedly coached her. I don’t want her back.

I think that Joyce has shown that she would be worth another season. She runs a pageant called “Queen of the Universe” and she opened a school in Africa, HELLO!!!! Plus she has GermanHawtie that I wouldn’t mind seeing some more of and I would like to see their lifestyle.

Carlton, you make us snooze, you lose. I don’t want her back.

Brandi is in New York on Celebrity Apprentice, as far as we know. She is milking her 15 minutes of fame. IPPHO, I have no doubt that if YoFo is dumped by HWs, she will no longer be Brandi’s friend. I have a bad feeling that Brandi will be back…..unless she shows her true colors on CA, which is a much wider audience and becomes the social pariah that she has been working so darn hard at becoming.

Lisa is Teflon and nothing sticks to her. She is the victim damn it!! Whether she is lying about the magazines or not doesn’t seem to have made a difference in her popularity. Did she do it??? As the cool kids say, “Pics or it didn’t happen!!!” She is probably a happy camper knowing that YoFo will probably be gone from the show and from her life. She will never have to endure another dinner or event with that “Hollywood Friend.” I mean who/m could blame her?? She has a perfect excuse to never be around Brandi or Kim, does it get any better?? Yep, there is the added bonus of being in the position, IPPHO, to negotiate a better contract or leave the show and maybe get another spin off with her new “Gay Bar”. Maybe the show will be called “Pump a Rump”, lol!! So love her or hate her, when all is said and done, Lisa is still The Queen of Beverly Hills.

#CheckMateBitches

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Brandi Podcast 21

by Kit9

Takes calls. What was her big secret? “The secret is about my books being made into a movie-which we are trying to do. It’s a longer process than I thought. We have to rewrite and do a screenplay and that’s going to take a long time. I’m just happy that people are interested in it” (given the way she said this and the fact that she announced it in response to a caller’s question, seems like there may have been a deal that fell thru but she’s still fielding offers). Caller asks if they are going to get a new HW. Brandi said she knows there has been a casting but nothing has happened. Also, none of the cast has been asked back yet.

Guest Sean Stewart, child of famous rocker, singer Rod Stewart, Adrienne Maloof boytoy. Sean is 33. Brandi doesn’t think Adrienne had a real relationship with Sean. Brandi asked Adrienne to be on the show with Sean. She said no, immediately. Sean says he has nothing but good things to say about Adrienne. He says she’s a sweet lady. But, wants it known that she didn’t break his heart as some tabloid apparently claimed. Brandi says that Adrienne is a partier who likes to drink. Sean says he never saw her drink which makes Brandi burst out laughing. Sean says he’s done enough drugs to kill Hollywood.

Brandi asks how the sex was and he says good. Brandi wants to know if there was body makeup on the sheets. No comment. Brandi wants to know if Adrienne was freaky deaky? No comment. Um, if he won’t blab deets about Adrienne, wth are they going to talk about? Sean says he likes older women because they have more sexual experience. Sean thinks Brandi is hot. Sean has a friend he brought along for the interview and the guy keeps yelling things in the background during the interview. Very annoying.

Sean wants to be an actor. He’s also trying to open a bar. Brandi and Sean trade barbs about having dissed each other in the press. Brandi thought the relationship with Adrienne was a hoax. He claims to have bought Adrienne 30 Birkins (I listened to it twice and that is what it sounded like but could be wrong. I mean, 30?!). Brandi wants to know what he does for money. He says he “works”. Doing what is not clear. “At Hermes?, Brandi asks(lol!).

Sean’s friend yells that Sean is a businessman, which Sean disputes(being a businessman means there is some actual business going on). Sean describes himself, instead, as an entrepreneur (entrepreneur being rich spawn speak for trust fund kid). Brandi wants to know his favorite sexual position. Doggystyle. Brandi asks if Adrianne has a nice ass. Yes, she does(tip: to remove resulting visuals from last two comments, try setting head on fire).

Sean claims Adrienne put the story in the press about her breaking his heart. Then Sean and his moronic friend talk about a time when they were out with Adrienne and she got drunk and was dancing around with her nipple exposed. Brandi mentions her nipples are always hard (I don’t get paid enough for this). Brandi wants to know if Sean is “equipped for porn”. Sean says he’s “packing heat”. (Oh, and in case you haven’t noticed, Sean sounds like a moron, too. So, there’s his moron friend, Sean and Brandi. That’s a power of Mx3.)

Brandi says that Adrienne is really nice and isn’t a bad person but then says that she put a false story about her kids in the press(wtf? She’s really nice but put false stories out involving her kids?) Brandi asks about Sean’s brother, Ashley, son of George Hamilton. Brandi slept with him (of course she did (TM) years ago. Sean offers to sleep with her, too. Brandi and Ashley are still friends. Brandi has a very high sex drive and will have booty calls after a breakup. Sean’s mother is Alana, former model. Not surprisingly, Sean’s friend babbles something about being hot for Sean’s mom.

Brandi wants her kids to think she’s the most beautiful woman in the world after Sean says the same about his mom. Brandi son’s friends know that their mother is on tv and want to come over to meet her. Sean praises Brandi for saying whatever she wants prompting Brandi to rant, yet again, how everyone is bland and uninteresting because they won’t speak honestly for fear of backlash(‘bland’ apparently meaning people who don’t make offensive comments about child sexual abuse or make racial stereotypes).

Brandi still says Adrienne “attempted to, threatened to sue me” over something she admits she shouldn’t have said(noticed how she downgraded it mid-sentence). Brandi quickly rehashes the events that led to her and Adrienne fighting, blah blah blah, the alleged take down meeting, blah blah. Brandi then claims that she wasn’t on anyone’s “team” (team, no. Dreamteam, yes!) and that she only does “her” and that she doesn’t sit down and make plans to go after someone (she prefers to stand).

Then, she claims, again, Adrienne put the stories in the press about her and her kids, mentioning Adrienne saying something about her being drunk during the day (I didn’t know what she was referring to before this comment jogged my memory. Ok, Adrienne said this during that big fight that went down between her, Paul and Brandi at Mauricio’s event. Then, after that, stories appeared about Brandi being a bad mother, apparently. There were dozens of people standing around when Adrienne said it, including crew and probably press that could have taken the story to the tabs. Still, Brandi blames Adrienne, the same woman she says is really nice and not a bad person).

Brandi pretty much cries every day. She’s sensitive, she says (Miss STFU! is a big softie, ya’ll!). Sean talks about how giving he is-how he works with homeless children. Brandi says she’s getting involved with Make A Wish (the charity she’s playing for on CA maybe?). Sean was arrested when he was younger but denies being a bad boy. Sean is on medication for ADD.

This week’s installment of Brandi says something she probably shouldn’t: Brandi tells a cray story about how a friend of hers has a kid that takes meds for ADD that lists ‘bath salts’ as an ingredient on the label (where is her friend getting her meds filled, an alley?). Brandi doesn’t know if she believes in ADD. She thinks all men have ADD. She thinks being married was like having a third child.

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190 Responses to RHOBH Send In The Clowns – Brandi Glanville Podcast 21

  1. Rebecca can't understand why people don't appreciate the importance of dragons. says:

    “When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die.”

  2. Rebecca can't understand why people don't appreciate the importance of dragons. says:

    David can’t win this Game, he has no dragons. I suspect Giggy might actually be a baby dragon. I think the silly clothes over his wings. Have we ever seen him sans canine couture?

    • Powell says:

      LOL Rebecca. No we’ve never seen a naked Giggy. The one time Ken I believe was taking off his clothes either Bravo blurred it or moved the camera so we couldn’t see.

  3. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Happy Saturday. It’s raining but hey, it’s not snowing. Boobah and Mariareads I hope you had a great birthday. Enjoy the rest of your birthday weekend. Have a great day everyone.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Hi everyone! Pindy, I love your theory…hey! It could happen!!! Kit9, thanks for the podcast blog/recap.

    • Boobah says:

      HI!! I did have a good Birthday!! I decided to extend it into a birthday weekend when I first woke up this morning!! Party On!!!

  4. Veena (NMD) says:

    Good bye Gran Canaria – Hello Barcelona

    http://wp.me/p4kxEH-4F

  5. Powell says:

    PrincessP Games of Thrones huh? I haven’t seen the movie yet but from bits I’ve heard about I say BH is a bit like GofT.
    Kit I can’t believe Brandi is still doing these podcasts and God bless you you’re still sitting thru them for us. Thks ladies.

    • Rebecca can't understand why people don't appreciate the importance of dragons. says:

      Do you have Cox? Cox is giving everyone a free HBO weekend next week. You can catch as many episodes as you can on OnDemand.

      • Powell says:

        DirecTV. I have HBO. I’ll try to check it out. I have so much I need to watch to make room on my dvr.

  6. Powell says:

    Boston tweeted me back that she’ll stop by and post to us. Hopefully she will today.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      Powell she posted something this morning on the last blog-poor Boston-this is a shitty situation for the BFD!

      • Powell says:

        Ok. Thks. I’ll have to read it. You’re description doesn’t sound good.

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          Oh no-sorry Powell-she’s ok!! It’s just that I know how crappy it is when there is a loss in the fire department-no matter who it is! She’s fine and so is her fiancé!! Sorry to misled!!

  7. Powell says:

    There’s a SC marathon. I didn’t know that Whitney’s mom was married to Ian Fleming, James Bond writer’s son. That’s why I need to watch the marathon. Even though I’ve been watching it I haven’t paid close enough attention.

  8. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Pindy-I hope to God I never get on your “bad side”…you have an evil mind!! Only evil mined people can figure out the inner workings of such diabolical “take down”…you are an evil genius and I’m scared!!! Great blog and I don’t tell you enough how much I love you and admire you and never ever have a bad word to say about you-I think you the BEST person in the whole world!! (I hope that was enough ass kissing to keep in your good graces-if not let me know and I will step up my game!!!)
    Kit-I lit my head afire as you suggested but the image is still there…burned into my memory forever!! You are right-you don’t get paid enough to listen to that dumb ass go on and on about stupid crap-but I’m glad you do it anyway! She’s seems to be a bit obsessed with Adrienne -Sean and the other guy she had on-they one who served Adrienne her divorce papers? Why so much Adrienne talk? She even brought Adrienne up at the reunion-what’s up with that??? I really don’t remember stories in the press about Brandi before she blabbed Adrienne’s secret on TV-if they were out there I must have missed them. I think Brandi used that crap as an excuse to go after Adrienne and secure a spot on the show-she’s gross and mean and drunk!

    • kit9 says:

      Ooohh, good point, lots of Adrienne talk, right? Maybe Brand’s heard a rumor she’s coming back. lol! Explains the praise she was giving her, anyway. lol I had no clue what story Brandi was referring to about her in the press involving her kids until she made that comment late in the interview and I do remember, not so much the story, but Brandi’s claim that Adrienne was responsible for it. I’ll see if I can dig it up.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        I remember the story about Brandi sleeping all day when her kids were with her but that came out AFTER she told Adrienne’s secret-I don’t know any other story that came out before she blabbed

    • Powell says:

      JNNTJ you are funny. You made PrincessP sound like Dr. Evil. 😉

    • I just take a foot rub, lol!!

  9. Princess Pindy I bow on your fantastic Conspiracy Theory! I am still laughing! You are a writer Lady!

    Thank you Kit9 for Blogging the Podcast! Tytytytytyytytyyytyty! I read here a tweet where someone told Lisa that Brandi admitted on her podcast that she was recruited by Adrienne to bring Lisa down (I DISLIKE the words “bring down” ugh) I guess it was in another one.

    • Powell says:

      Cusi I hate “take down” too.

    • kit9 says:

      Yes, please enough of the dopey take down talk! And that tweet yesterday was silly because it’s not something Brandi just admitted it’s something she’s talked about forever and mentioned again in the pc in her rundown of her history with Adrienne which i noted. It ain’t new. I’m assuming that person just started watching the show recently.

  10. Powell says:

    I saw on yesterday’s blog that someone posted Taylor’s tweet that she’s getting married and David Tutera is the planner. He doesn’t come cheap so here she goes again trying to live the BH lifestyle. John makes a good living but I don’t think he’s very wealthy.

    • Rebecca can't understand why people don't appreciate the importance of dragons. says:

      There were allegedly multiple bank accounts in the Caymans, set up by Russell to allegedly hide his ill-begotten funds, allegedly.

    • kit9 says:

      Oh, man, maybe she’s filming it for some reality show and got them to foot the bill? How else could they afford some super lavish wedding?

    • T-Rex says:

      John also had to give up half of his holdings to his ex-wife, from what I read she got a bit more than half, as she retained their home and she didn’t have to pay half to get it in the divorce settlement. John paid his wife well, and she in turn did something that was unbelievable, she proved she had CLASS with a capital C by NOT going to the press, not saying shit about the woman ShannaTaylorNotFordLyingGrifterHusbandStealinLypsMcgee, who she had asked her husband to help since she believed the lies that ShannaTaylorNotFordLyingGrifterHusbandStealinLypsMcgee was spewing out her ginormous mouth. So, as pointed out John is NOT rolling in dough

  11. plainviewsue says:

    Princess Pindy………………absolutely brilliant!!!!! Your devious mind is a gift!!!!

  12. Pghemtchick says:

    No pictures in #campingvsNYgate yet.

    I’m wondering if I read her comment about packing for 4 wrong last night. I read it as she was boggled down because she packed for 4, but it could have been I’m packing for 2, so shouldn’t be a big deal since when we all go it’s 4.

    I dislike ambiguous tweets.

    • kit9 says:

      I’m guessing that the camping trip was planned with the kids but changes were made to the plan so they could see their mother while in NY? Maybe theyll meet up for the rest of the camping trip? Idk

      • chismosa™ says:

        That’s what I thought too …..

        Maybe Brandi got a quickie break, unexpectedly …..?

    • kit9 says:

      The kids are in NY w/her, she posted pics

  13. plainviewsue says:

    Kit 9, I’ve said it before and I will say it again. You deserve hazard pay for listening to that insane woman rant on.

    Adrienne’s a nice person now. At reunion Brandi brings up Lisa saying Maloof Hoof wasn’t nice? But by all means attempt to tell the world that Adrienne’s children were born from a surrogate……………Doesn’t Brandi say nobody should attack kids?

    Ugh.

    Watched LVP on Hello Ross last night. You know I love her, but the interview didn’t impress me.

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      I missed it-it hunk I have it on DVR but no time to watch today-how about a quick recap Sue? If you don’t mind?

      • plainviewsue says:

        Ross asked her if she’d be back. He didn’t understand why the women were out for her. She said it was very difficult. She doesn’t know if she’ be back. He asked her if she could name who she wouldn’t want to return, and she jokingly said she wouldn’t, but Ross could say it. She said she originally didn’t want to do Lady Gaga video cos of her feelings about the women, but Lady Gaga called her herself. Ross nearly died!! She asked if she could bring Giggy, and Lady Gaga said of course. She said Lady Gaga did a great job. When asked if she’s friendly with any of the women, she said Joyce and Carlton are good people. They talked about Pump. She said she’s hiring for it now. That was about it. Oh, she said Brandi was incarcerated, meaning on Celebrity Apprentice! I guess meaning she doesn’t have to deal with her.

    • kit9 says:

      I know! My jaw dropped when she said Adrienne was a nice person. What?!

  14. Powell says:

    LOL PrincessP you come up with them at the weirdest

  15. Powell says:

    I don’t know Thomas is going to get back into politics if he’s on tv having unprotected sex.

  16. Veena (NMD) says:

    I love love love Barcelona – What do Dragons, Sea Shells, and Marti Gras Masks have to do with Architecture – Meet Gaudi’s Casa Batllo

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  17. Mene Seela says:

    Princess I love your Evil Genius theory about David Foster. I hope someone sidles up to Yoyo and whispers “where there’s smoke ….” just to watch her lose her sh1t.

    Rebecca, I agree that Giggy just might be a dragon. Wouldn’t that make Lisa “Khalessi”? But Ken seems like poor Ned-off-with-his-head than a warrior.

    Which reunions are the most like a Red Wedding? ALT? BH?

    • Rebecca can't understand why people don't appreciate the importance of dragons. says:

      The dinners. All of them.

  18. Prince Ali says:

    I watched an interview of YoFo and DaFo. It was about her Lyme Disease [obviously], and I found it telling that DaFo was talking about how he took the three kids out to dinner, and during dinner he complained to them, “you know I didn’t sign up for this” to which Bella replied, “neither did my mom.”

  19. jeang says:

    Oh Princess Pindy, your imagination and writing skills are so awesome and we are lucky to have you. Bravo would/should jump at the chance to have you on their payroll directing their storylines.

  20. Jan (TexasTart) says:

  21. Pghemtchick says:

    So, glancing thru an article on 370 when I ran across the blurb:

    “Some family members in Beijing said they want to fly to Kuala Lumpur to seek more answers from the government, but an airline representative said it may have to wait a day because of a lack of hotel space this weekend because of the Formula One Malaysian Grand Prix race on Sunday.” (Source: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/malaysia-airlines-flight-370-ships-retrieve-possible-debris-in-ocean/)

    Then I got to thinking, well yes life needs to go on, but really? Why weren’t blocks of rooms made available for these families? Used or unused, they should have a chance to have a representative on the ground. I think the airline should have blocked and paid for them. Then I got to thinking who goes to a country still searching for answers and openly grieving an unexplained tragedy… Then I remembered DaFo & YoFo are there. Not saying they are bad people-life moves on even if a standstill for most of a nation-a nation that could have solved the dilemma by moving the Grand Prix date.. Then YoFo posted this:

    Cause I’m sure the people of Malaysia care how she travels. If I was a cynical person & a relative, I’d reply back to her with a pic of my loved one and tears saying this is how I travel…but I’m not (a relative at least lol).

    #sensitivity #getwise

    • Mene Seela says:

      My word. What is in those bottles and pills? Is all that stuff herbal medication? She must be a bucket of fun.
      I’m sorry if I sound like I am minimizing her horrid ordeal but I do wonder about certain treatments making things worse. Additionally, my friend in an RN at a major hospital and she says there are patients who become addicted to being sick. The attention, pill taking and the procedures.

      • Pghemtchick says:

        From looking the ones up I can see, it’s a lot of homeopathic. That would worry me to interact that much. Hopefully, her doctors realize all the over the counter she is using.

      • chismosa™ says:

        She went to Mexico recently for a new type of theory/ therapy.

        That’s where I assumed she got her pills and new regimen.

        Why she’s not in Germany or Scandinavia or Israel is beyond me?!! They’re always cutting edge 💥

    • Mene Seela says:

      Pghem … has she ever said anything about the plane tragedy?

      • Pghemtchick says:

        She did at the time (iirc) and the day before said she wasn’t excited about flying to Malaysia. The next tweet after this one is a newspaper/mag cover of the tragedy.

    • jezzibel says:

      no wonder she doesn’t eat, she’s full of pills.

    • jezzibel says:

      I wonder if any of those are suppositories, might be why she act like she’s got a stick shoved up her @$$ all the time.

    • Powell says:

      I just hope she has a full recovery. Maybe it can help someone else.

    • I am sure DaFo finds this really sexy!!!

  22. Mene Seela says:

    For anyone who cares there are pix on MediaTakeOut of Kenya’s head after Porscha allegedly attacked her. Hair pulled out at the root.

    I didn’t know Miss Porscha had violence in her….

    • Powell says:

      That doesn’t sound good. Kenya is a piece of work but Porsha went too far if this is true.

      • Rebecca can't understand why people don't appreciate the importance of dragons. says:

        But Kenya is at fault too. They should both be fired. Kenya is evil to the bone for hurting Porscha like that.

        • Powell says:

          Yeah the other day I said the fight if it’s true is probably about what Kenya said at dinner in Mexico. Yes Kenya was totally wrong & even if she thought it which I’m sure many of the others thought it too, you can’t always just say what you want. Porsha should be made but it’s not a matter of life or death that Porsha had to protect herself so she shouldn’t have hit her, pulled her hair.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Ratchet !
      Go to VH1!
      Get your brain checked!
      Go back to 10th grade!

      buh bye…👋

  23. ladebra says:

    I know some of us watch Midwife. I didn’t know it was starting season 3 tomorrow, so I sharing is caring, and I don’t want anyone to miss

  24. Thanks everyone!!! I am glad you liked it!! I had so much fun writing it. Typing away in the dark, giggling, lol. Kit9, you deserve a raise!! 😉 I don’t know how you do it. Funny, funny stuff. I think it is admirable that Sean wouldn’t say too much about Ad. 30 Birkins????? That is crazy!!!!

    • Orson says:

      I never knew you had an inside source. Your blog makes absolute sense to me. What good is a former model trophy wife that’s bedridden with a chronic illness?

    • chismosa™ says:

      and you’re right about Facebook ….. Numbers dwindling among coveted younger crowds. All on INSTAGRAM!

      #letmetakeaselfie

      (Sing with me Tarts!)

      • Yep, I hope it was worth the tease and the wait, lol! Tumblr is where it is at and there are sub groups for EVERYTHING….of course I have one, lol!! I have it so when I see funny stuff on the internet I can show my daughter. I know she won’t see if on FB!!! My son still like FB but I will walk into his room and he will be having about 7 private messages going at once. My daughter and her friends to group txts……

        • chismosa™ says:

          Is tumbler like a blog ? I need to #getwise
          I’ll look it up …..

          • Kinda, they post pictures, gifs, etc. I told her it reminded me of looking at a teenager’s room when I was a teenager. You could look and see what they posted on their walls and know what they liked….. Like my room would have had Donny Osmond, I had Stallone and Farrah Fawcet posters, etc…. So Tumblr is whatever they are interested in. Their friends follow them and then other people see their posts and follow them, or people “reblog” it. She did a tutorial of making cosplay armor and so far it has over 9,000 reblogs. So 9,000 people “shared” it…..

      • Jan (TexasTart) says:

        🎼🎶🎷🎸🎹🎵🎼 [musical notes and instruments]
        Let.me.take.a.selfie

  25. Racine Thyme says:

    Pindy, that was brilliant. I enjoyed every word.

  26. Veena (NMD) says:

    Riots in front of our hotel – – –

  27. Powell says:

    I’m looking at First Look-NY. Sonja is in South Hampton w/3 interns, for the life of me I don’t get why she needs interns, but I digress. Sonja is getting ready for her burlesque. She says to the interns “Oh we have hot water her. At home we don’t have hot water because it’s so expensive. Don’t you just love having hot water?”. WTH??????

    • Powell says:

      But when she was out w/Harry and she was telling him about her multiple possible jobs she said something to the affect of “I don’t want a deal where I would make a few hundred thousand dollars. I already have $25 million dollars to protect”. Huh? Sonja constantly talks out of both sides of her face.

    • She needs interns because she has
      A) A large house and can’t afford staff to clean it
      B) In her circle people do not do their own grocery shopping and dog walking
      C) She needs people around her to adore her

      🙂

  28. And PP this was an outstanding blog – thanks!

  29. Shiny says:

    Princess, that was fabulous….I can picture DFoster holding his head worrying that you’ve revealed his dastardly plans to the world, but then he realizes that YoYo wll never believe it, even if she gets up enough energy to read again.

    Kit – no one should have to listen to such sloppy drek. Thanks for your heroic duty. How many showers were needed to wash it off? Time for Brandi to go back to being a gross non-entity.

  30. Pghemtchick says:

    Well the execs are stirring the Atl rumors…

  31. chismosa™ says:

    PINDY – your theory was great 👏👏👏👏

    I am laughing but thinking more about it!!

    Kit thanks for the PC… Still reading

    • Oh chisy, if you only knew what I DIDN’T put in, lol! There are so many subplots that could be taken that would be far more interesting than the drivel that we saw!!!!

  32. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    Kandi’s bridal shower was held today. She tweeted a lot of pics…here’s one with Phaedra, Tiny and friends. She also posted a pic with maybe 5 ladies she said they had been friends since the 6th grade. I’m thinking Kandi is likely a good friend and treasures relationships. Oh, her Mama was there too.

  33. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    Brielle is 17 and off to the prom in a beautiful dress. The resemblance to her mother keeps getting stronger as she matures.

    • chismosa™ says:

      I appreciate your correct use of THE ARTICLE
      T
      H
      E

      Amen🙌

    • chismosa™ says:

      T H E prom is in MARCH ???? huh?????

      That looks like a wedding dress. Her hair looks kind of messy. The color.

      But I hope she’s a good and happy girl. Kim’s lucky

  34. Someone is having a party and I swear effing Vicki G from the OC is there!!! I have never heard so much whooooo hoooooing in my life…….

  35. lillybee says:

    Holly Molly, there is a tornado watch two counties south of me and my local TV is doing non stop coverage. It is tiring watching a weather map.

    • OH NO!!! The world is going mad!!!

    • Jan (TexasTart) says:

      What, 2 counties south and they tie up your programming! UGH! They kind of do that here if it’s in the range the TV channel broadcasts…they start with the live coverage.
      They interrupted programming yesterday to say hail was in the way and sure enough it hailed in 10 minutes…..so I guess there are times those warnings get to the people that need them.

    • chismosa™ says:

      Be safe

  36. Powell says:

    I’m watching Dateline on NBC and the commercials are on and guest what they show? “Rosemary’s Baby” Coming Soon. Ahhhhh!! Who’s seen Rosemary’s Baby? 🙂 I was thinking about that movie a few weeks ago thinking it’s been years since I’ve seen it. I love that movie. I’ve seen it probably more than a half dozen times.

    • I have never seen it and I have never seen Psycho and I never plan on seeing either, ever!!!!

    • chismosa™ says:

      My fave I have it on VHS and I think on DVD too.

      Hate Polanski the pedophile but love him as director

      Zoe Saldaña stars …. With the guy from Suits I think. –
      But set in Paris, present day. Can’t wait!!!!!
      I hope they don’t butcher it like other remakes.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Loved it, it was so good!!!!!! So scary.

    • kit9 says:

      Love it! Classic film. SO wonderfully creepy! Look at his eyes and feet!

  37. So my new series that I am watching is “Vikings” it is really good. Don’t tell me anything because I am still on Season 1. It is brutal and gory and all that….. but “HOT GUYS”, lol!!! It is on the History Channel, I don’t know how accurate it is but at least I know about their gods because of Comic Con and the Marvel movies and I made a costume of Thor for one of my dd’s friends….Girl Thor!!
    #girlpower
    #genderbend
    #qualitytvwhataconcept

  38. LOL! I just told my husband that I hoped the WHooo Hooo girl passes out and he made the mistake of saying “Who” so I went full out and let him hear what the WHOOOOooooo Hoooooo girl sounds like, 🙂 I might of over done it!!!

  39. This map will show just how much Seismic activity has been going on this week in California….
    http://www.data.scec.org/recent/index.html

    • Here is another site that shows Worldwide activity, The Pacific Rim….”ring of fire” is really been active today….’whole lot a shaking goin’ on”….
      http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/#{%22feed%22%3A%221day_m25%22%2C%22search%22%3Anull%2C%22sort%22%3A%22newest%22%2C%22basemap%22%3A%22grayscale%22%2C%22autoUpdate%22%3Atrue%2C%22restrictListToMap%22%3Atrue%2C%22timeZone%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22mapposition%22%3A[[-81.92318632602198%2C-1035]%2C[80.17871349622823%2C-603.984375]]%2C%22overlays%22%3A{%22plates%22%3Atrue}%2C%22viewModes%22%3A{%22list%22%3Atrue%2C%22map%22%3Atrue%2C%22settings%22%3Afalse%2C%22help%22%3Afalse}} WHOA, what a link!!!!! hahaha I hope it works!!!

      • Sorry, doesn’t work, you could always just type it into to your browser, NOT!!!! Well, take my word for it there have been eq all around the Pacific Rim today all over 4.5 and ONE JUST HAPPENED IN ALASKA 4.7!!!
        #whywouldyousayimobsessedwithearthquakes
        #ifeeltheearthmoveundermyfeet
        #gladihaveeqinsurance

        • Jan (TexasTart) says:

          Not sure why, but I have all those map links already! A person might have to CAAAALM DOWN AND TAKE A XANAX if you live in the hot spots on the map!

          #stirredbutnotshaken

  40. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    Watching Joan Knows Best. And she is live tweeting. She is so hip and over the top – I totally can not comprehend she is 80 and does all this work.
    Handsome BF for Melissa this season. Lynne has clearly had her face pulled back…Melissa playing the mother role and the porn thing….LOL.

  41. lillybee says:

    Lol, another tornado warning so I am going to binge on The Borgias on Netflix.

    • Jan (TexasTart) says:

      You can watch Netflix without interruption….I hope there’s no activity near you.

      • lillybee says:

        Still two counties away but in the stations coverage area. The thing is that they say if we get a tornado it at worst would take out some trees and outbuildings. So stupid, they should just run a banner at the bottom of the screen.

  42. ladebra says:

    Has mm in oc checked in? I think Orange County is in the center of these 100 aftershocks and the quake? There was damage from what I’m seeing this morning.

  43. Veena (NMD) says:

    Wandering through the streets of Barcelona late at night looking for our hotel – might as well have been on the Amazing Race ….

    http://wp.me/p4kxEH-5h

  44. Jan (TexasTart) says:

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