Survivor Cagayan – S28E8

survivorlogosurcast22Welcome back castaways… 9 down, 8 to go. Last week, Morgan was sent to the jury. Point of interest or not, she was shown arriving at the ‘ponderosa’ (where they sequester the jury) to join Sarah, where the two of them had their girl time bashing the bitter old woman, Kass. Remember what I said a couple weeks ago awaits these two later in their lives.. Tony also received a lot of votes to go home.. Back at camp, he’s a bit bitter about that. Doing a lot of crying that his game isn’t as secure as he once thought it was. Maybe it’s just my memory but I don’t think he’s received any votes in the past. Oh yes, Spencer… I thought he had found the special power idol but apparently not. Just one of the other (2) idols that has been played and put back in the game.In case you forgot, both LJ and Tony played those idols in the same night to protect each other and none of them received any votes that night. Spencer had won individual immunity at the challenge but didn’t need it. Tony has it in his head that Woo has an idol he’s sitting on.. Maybe he does, maybe he doesn’t. I don’t know. Anyway, the next day Tony the big he man cop, I mean Construction worker, is still crying about his name being written down. Says it happens every council… Do I need to post the voting histories? First, your actual tribe, Brawn, never even Saw a council. Your tribe came with you during the remix and you still weren’t at council but once, I think and that one saw Cliff leave with LJ getting the rest of the votes AND AND, you voted against your ‘blueblood badge alliance’ to get rid of Sarah. While we’re at that one, let’s not forget everybody’s lapdog, Spencer (apologies to all dogs out there), who barked at Kass that she had 0 chance of winning after flipping. Do you know what that tells me? Spencer plans on being part of the jury. You, Tony, have been voted against once in this game so cut your fucking shit you bald whining baby. Give the guy a diaper because he said he crapped himself when he saw his name had been written down. I am going to bust this guy’s balls the rest of the time he’s on the show but I’ll give him one thing, he’s playing to win. I don’t know what the hell some of these other morons are doing. It always appears to me that these asshats on these games, play to push someone else forward. 

Okay, now that I’m done with that.. The following morning, Tony and LJ are walking along, I assume collecting water or something. Tony has decided that the two of them are the alpha males here and one of them has got to go. In order for Tony’s plan to work, he has to be able to pin it on someone else. He chose Woo.. What plan? To blind side LJ.. He’s spooked and has his panties in a wad about seeing his name written down so many times during the tribal vote. As Trish and LJ put it  a bit later, Tony is scrambling so much, he may come unglued. Woo is off in his own little world thinking he’s tight with Tony, as does LJ. Foolish children. All through this episode we keep hearing about this core 6, and those other people.

s3Okay… Tree mail gives them the hint that they will be playing for some relaxation and special treatment. The cast summizes it’s spa day at Survivor. That’s exacltly what it is, for 3 of them. The group is split in to 3 teams of 3.

Teams are, Green – Jeremiah, Spencer, and Tony. Purple – Kass, Tasha, and Woo. Yellow – LJ, Trish, and Jefra.  The object here is to throw a sandbag tied to a rope into a basketball type hoop, using it to release a pile of 20 more sandbags. Then s1one person has to throw the sandbags through a box shaped net tunnel. Once all 20 are into or actually all the way through the tunnel, they all work together to get the remaining bags the rest of the way through the net by bouncing them along. Once all 20 are out of the tunnel, one member then has to start one at a time, bouncing the sandbags off of a trampoline, into one of those 5 baskets at the bottom of the picture. First one to land all 5, wins the challenge. I am not going to get into a play by play here, Green team wins.

I’ll back up a little bit here. Before the challenge and while he was having his cry session about being voted for, TH Tony said that these reward challenges were an opportunity to form those special bonds with other player, whoever happens to be on the ‘winning team’.. His plan is to blindside LJ because he believes that’s one who can beat him. LJ by the way, trusts Tony and their ‘alliance’ one hundred percent. Foolish boy… Okay, the three of them head off to get showered, pampered, and filled (bellies). Tony plans on talking to Spencer and Jeremiah about voting out LJ.. Shouldn’t be too hard to accomplish with a pair of ass kissers like those two. Spencer’s lips locked to the butt of whoever he thinks is in front, Jeremiah’s to Jefra’s though that hasn’t really come into play yet. That isn’t exactly what is said but, that’s where I see this going. In actuality, Spencer says he’s team Jeremiah but he’s worried about his position in the game and will kiss whatever ass needed to make sure he stays. While the challenge winners are at their s4reward LJ, Jefra, and Trish are spilling together that Tony is shady.. Duh… Trish tells the two of them that Tony is buring the candle from the middle out and wants to get rid of LJ and is trying to use Woo to do it.. Trying to convince everyone that all the bad on their core 6 is. At least that is what has been kind of going on all episode with this guy. The other two asshats at this reward (yes, I know I’m jumping around a bit here) Let Tony think they are completely behind him in getting rid of LJ. Bottom line is no one can trust anyone here. Spencer says he doesn’t trust Tony.. Says he’s juggling a lot of balls and he’s just one of them. I still think he’s an ass kisser though. Also meanwhile, Tasha is sensing her spot in the game is not very solid. She approaches LJ about having a private strategy convo. He kind of agrees but when she is at the predetermined meeting place, LJ stands her up. He’s team Tony instead of team LJ.. Tasha says that if LJ was man enough to make a big move, together with her, Spencer, Jeremiah, and Jefra, and blindside Tony.. Let’s get to the immunity challenge…

s2Treemail says stuff about colors and stuff. What they are doing is memorizing sequences of colors that Probst calls out and repeating that in the form of stacking colored tiles one at a time. This will go as many rounds as needed until one person is left and that one will win immunity. It could be just me but I really wish Probst would STFU during these types of challenges. Just say when to make a move and get your mouth out of the way so they can do it. Trish is out with the second tile, Woo is out s5with the third.. Their memories failed them. No one else gets knocked out in round one. Next round they are 6 of 7 tiles in before Spencer, Kass, Jeremiah, and Jefra get knocked out.. On the 7th one all 3 remaining players choose a different color. Tony is out. LJ believes he has it right. Nice try LJ, it is Tasha who wins immunity.. Somehow I’ve never shaken the feeling that if she watches, the NY Countless is completely jonesing for this Survivor neckwear.. No worries says LJ, just split the vote between Spencer and Jeremiah..

Back at camp, Tasha is (in TH) saying she knew she had a one third chance of being voted out. Honestly I don’t think she was ever on anyone’s radar for that night but she’s happy she’s assured of sticking around for a few more days.. LJ hould have taken that meeting with Tasha but he’s now pushing this split vote idea.. Tony thinks Woo has an idol and no one knows that Spencer does but that’s the only reason to split a vote like that. Tony is still playing the throw Woo under the bus angle, trying to guarantee everyone that Woo has an idol. LJ says this 6 had a plan, that  Woo is a part of, and they all pinky swore on it and everything..

Tony starts working the camp to do it to LJ before LJ can do it to him. He approaches, Woo, tells him that LJ is shady and wanted to blindside him. See what’s happening here? The cop, sorry, carpenter, is throwing all of his own wretchedness on LJ trying to convince the others that LJ cannot be trusted. Woo trusts Tony one hundred percent.. I was once told that you will never find the devil in the places you think you might. Strip clubs, casinos, other places of sin. You will find the devil on the front row of church trying to burn someone else.. In this game, meet Tony, the Survivor Devil… He approaches Spencer next who is completely stoked that Tony is now targeting LJ and feeds him the same line of bull he’s feeding the others. Spencer and Jeremiah then have a little convo, bump chests and fists, LJ is now their target too. Trish is next. She’s either very smart, or very stupid. I vote for the latter. He asks her what happened while they were at the reward and she tells him that LJ is concerned about Tony wanting to vote out Woo.. Trish and Kass have a moment.. I don’t know when Kass became part of this 6, perhaps when she switched. Kass is all for keeping things they way they are and going with LJ and the split vote.. Trish isn’t sure what to do.. I think her brain may be waterlogged. Tony knows it could be dangerous for him to make a big move at this point but you either have to kiss ass or kick ass. He says that at council, he may have to kiss ass. Let’s get to it..

Tribal council

You all know the drill.. They go to tribal, the jury that consists of Sarah and Morgan, in, and the Probsting begins. He starts in with Jeremiah and how he, Spencer, and Tasha are all in trouble with the other 6. To Kass, she’s a big reason we find ourselves here with this current split and he asks if there’s any empathy from her about that.. She says you can’t play this game and not get dirty.. I’ll note that the two bitches on the jury bench are rolling their eyes at this point. I want to put my right hand on Morgan’s left ear and my left hand on Sarah’s right ear, and slam Morgan’s right ear into Sarah’s left ear. You both got outplayed, get over it.  Probst asks Tony if he agrees with the dirty hands notion. Yes he does. They come to the game knowing they’re likely to get stabbed in the back at some point and that’s why he has his bag of tricks with him that night, implying he may have an idol. Probst wants to know what’s in that bag of tricks, Tony says may find out tonight but it’s something that could make him feel more secure. To Tasha, it must be a little comforting to hear that Tony needs his bag of tricks when he’s part of this tight 6.. She’s seeing cracks forming. To LJ, what could it mean that Tasha is so confident on top of the fact that she has that immunity necklace.. LJ says she’s getting a reality check about seeing nonexistant cracks in his alliance. LJ believes he has a very good eye for spotting loyalty and believes in his 6.. To Tony, what line of work. He repeats the lie about being in construction (he could be in off time). Sarah nearly fell off the bench with that lie. He says trust is very important, someone may steel your tools if they can’t be trusted.. To Kass, does loyalty play a part in the game for her… She says yes but, she checked her life at the door.. In other words, she trusts no one to push her ahead in the game.. I’ll note the rolling eyeballs from the two beeshes on the jury bench once again. Okay, Everyone knows this Brady Bunch super 6 is going to break apart, the question is when.. Soon. Let’s vote. They vote, Probst puts them in order for the read, polls for the idol, not played, votes read.

Yep, LJ is the third member of the jury.. I guess he feels a bit stupid right now pounding his gums about how well he can read people and their loyalty.. Especially since he was talking about a Survivor Alliance.


See you next week – MTH



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183 Responses to Survivor Cagayan – S28E8

  1. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Happy Friday eve. It’s still colddddd. When will it end? I hope you’re warm and cozy and you have a great day.

  2. MTH – I so much enjoy reading your Survivor recaps more than watching the show. Love the commentary and the NY Countless reference had me laughing out loud!

  3. Powell says:

    Orson I saw the link you posted ‘re:Porsha and the assault charges. I know it’s pretty tempting to slug a fellow HW cuz many of them deserve it but I wouldn’t lower myself by just hauling off and slugging someone. In self defense yes but I wouldn’t be the one to start it. Porsha just should have called Kenya a washed up drag queen or something. Porsha needs to call up Heather from NY and get lessons on verbal combat. 🙂

    • not THAT Jill says:

      I agree Powell-I don’t like violence but Kenya was pushing her luck!! That megaphone and wand would have been hard to find if I were seated next to her!!

      • Jules says:

        Bravo should not allow props at the reunion. the fan the year before was annoying.

      • Powell says:

        Well I would have destroyed Kenya’s props and asked her how much they cost and write her a check. Kenya is pretty obnoxious w/the stupid props. That right there shows you she needs something to help her avoid people, questions and certain situations and also to get viewers to pay attention to her. Bravo/Andy needs to ban props.

    • Orson says:

      Yes, it would have been much smarter of Porsha to not have physically assaulted Kenya, but face it, “smart” never struck me as Porsha’s strong point. Hell, I’ve got a doorknob that can outthink her. Kenya, on the other hand, is smart enough to provoke people into attacking her so she can claim “I’m a victim!” Nene, on the other other hand, blusters, bullies, chokes, sticks her talons in people’s faces, and shouts down people and when anyone begins to stand up to her, declares her victimhood.

      I guess it’s too late for “verbal rape” to show up in the ATL reunions. I think it’s got a good chance to appear in the post-reunion twitter skirmishes, though.

      • Powell says:

        Yes Kenya plays that very well doesn’t she. She played that card to the hilt this season.

        Yes NeNe uses her size/ big mouth against people and then she’s the victim. Everyone else is wrong but NeNe. It’s funny cuz last season NeNe was the voice of reason. But I do have to agree w/Kenya when she told Marlo since New Normal was cancelled NeNe didn’t have anything or much of anything going on.

      • laineylainey says:

        Porsha was most likely trying to save her spot on the show when she stood up to try to defend herself or attack her castmember (depending on how you look at it). You know, she was bringing the drama. She just took it too far, poor Porsha.

        Yes, Kenya is smart in knowing how to provoke others and how to get a reaction out of them. She didn’t get this far in life without knowing how to “play” the situation to suit her needs. I still like Kenya more than Porsha. Not that we’re taking a poll. But I feel as if I read somewhere that the ladies were all supporting Porsha and were going to threaten not to sign on if Porsha didn’t come back. I wonder…. Personally, I wouldn’t hate it if Porsha came back on the show. Not that Kenya needs a foil…since it seems they all dislike her. Porsha actually has an interesting storyline what with her newfound freedom. She’s beautiful and seems to be working on different projects…i.e. she has a life!!! No need to make stuff up like ghostwriters that don’t exist and or tabloids that weren’t brought on a trip.

        • Powell says:

          We’ll really have to see when we watch the reunion but from what I saw Porsha attacked Kenya. Yes Kenya was obnoxious w/her props and provoking w/what she said but verbal combat is so much better than being physical. Porsha isn’t gifted w/her verbal skills as we’ve seen. Cuz she really should h followed “Sticks and Stones ……”. I want Porsha to come back. A 3rd season is where we should see if she can truly take care of herself and make wise decisions for her future. This season she was spending money cuz she thought Kordell was going to have to foot the bills. Kenya can twirl back to Chicago.

    • Rebecca can't understand why people don't appreciate the importance of dragons. says:

      I think this is ridiculous. Porsha BETTER NOT get fired.

      Wacky Jacky could have killed Johnny the Greek with her stiletto if she hit him an inch to the side on his temple. She’s walking around free. Her daughter actually tore hair from Danielle’s head. She was still on the show.

      • Powell says:

        So so true Rebecca. And Joe kicked baby Joey’s ass.

        • Rebecca can't understand why people don't appreciate the importance of dragons. says:

          That was a consensual midget-wrestling event though.

          • Powell says:

            HA HA!! Consensual midget wrestling. HA HA!!!!!!!! Woo!!! That gave me a belly laugh. Good one Rebecca. HA!!!

  4. ladebra says:

    Morning! … why do I smell a trumped up publicity stunt?

    • HuskerHuny says:

      I can’t believe, if all of this is true, that one of Brandi’s many ‘close’ friends can’t get her off TV and get her treatment for whatever is making her act out. If true, she needs to live her life off camera, get her life in order and be a role model to her sons. She has shown drunken, stupid behavior in the past, so it’s not a big stretch to believe that the above is, in fact, true.

      • not THAT Jill says:

        HH-how was your visit with the baby?? Are there pictures? Is she the most beautiful baby you have ever seen?? Tell me everything!!!

        • Orson says:

          I think HH is a lying liar who lies about having a grandbaby. If she wasn’t, there’d be photos of the little sweetheart. 👿

          • not THAT Jill says:

            I did see one photo from a Facebook link on the birth date of the baby…but I’m waiting for MORE!!

          • HuskerHuny says:

            I just said good-bye to baby Tesla. I got to spend the better part of 36 hours with her and she’s unbelievable. She eats, she sleeps, she dirties her diaper . . . she’s perfect. I had three babies with formula issues who constantly threw up (projectile), cried and screamed so I never got to experience a baby quite like her. She’s on her way to Omaha to see her mama’s twin sister aunt, have pizza at our favorite pizza place, maybe a trip to the Henry Doorly Zoo (it’s a bit breezy, but sunshiny and warming up) and then will make her way back home to KC. Quite a day for a nine day old baby. Her parents are amazing and are so nurturing. Just had to tell them to dress her a bit warmer, but otherwise, they got this thing down.

            So yes y’all – that’s me and the perfect child have breakfast yesterday. Tried to feed her some turkey last night (we had our Easter meal), but she preferred her bottle. Maybe next year! All is good in Husker Land!

    • Orson says:

      Braindead, oops, I meant Brandi says she doesn’t have a problem so I believe her. After all, she is the truth cannon, right?

    • T-Rex says:

      I think I called this when she got her stint on CA. I knew that THE-LIAR-SUPREME-MORONSTFUBrandi would have some faked up, made up, drama “emergency” while out in NYC. This is her complete MO. Either she needs mental help from a psychiatrist, or she is that far into drugs(allegedly) that she needs rehab stat. Either way, it’s another in a LONG LINE of her made up, faked up, only for TV medical issues, probably to cover up a drinking and drug(allegedly) binge that left her too hungover to function, that bitch needs to be OFF the air, stat.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Totally agree TRex. This will be her “out” of the show and if anyone calls her on it (ESPECIALLY Kenya) — then those calling her out (ESP. Kenya) will be attacked.

    • Foxymel11(Mel) says:

      Oops she did it again. Ugh I thought more exposure would make her more famous but I think someone mentioned that since she’s her worst enemy, she’d somehow make herself look like a crazy person on CA. Brandi needs to get off that show and go get some help. Why can’t anyone in her life just be honest with her? I bet things got too hot and this will be her excuse to dip on out.

      • Powell says:

        Oh really don’t understand why her BFF #10,000 Jennifer of Celebrity Rehab and former addict herself isn’t helping Brandi? Jennifer sees the warning signs and when she’s been on it seems to me she’s just Brandi’s enabler.

        • Rebecca can't understand why people don't appreciate the importance of dragons. says:

          Celebrity Rehab was an epic failure show. How many celebrities relapsed and/or died after being on this show? Didn’t Jennifer’s boyfriend Andy Dick relapse after being with her. Methinks Jennifer is a bit of a fraud.

          • Powell says:

            Yes I don’t recall anyone remaining drug/problem free. Jennifer and Andy dated? She knows and so does he it’s never good for addicts to be in a relationship. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

        • Foxymel11(Mel) says:

          Powell, maybe she’s tried, and Brandi went all crazy on her? I think if Jennifer tried and she didn’t want to listen, then maybe she should see less of her to not compromise her own sobriety. Who knows?

    • Powell says:

      You remember when Dennis Rodman was on? That was a total mess. I’m surprised Donald is putting up w/another contestant having issues. I wonder if we’ll be able to spot it w/all the editing NBC will do?

      • laineylainey says:

        YOu read my mind, Powellypooh. I was thinking Brandi is pulling a Dennis Rodman. Next thing you know she’ll be flying to Russia to spend time with her Biffle Putin. Or some other despised leader. (like Dennis does with the monster Kim Jung Eun)

      • chismosa™ says:

        Yes ! And then she’ll be back for an All Stars !

        Heaven help us …..

  5. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    Survivor – I was sad to see LJ go, he was extra nice to look at. He knew how to take positions and make calls without being ridiculous. But he was outwitted! Frankly I’m disappointed! he was not reading people like he said he could. Good play, again, Tony. Very good, but all you get is a little golf clap because it’s all about to change. The reason Tony won’t last much further and I predict will be gone next week, sans immunity is he’s entirely too out there. All of this stomping and strutting around historically gets people voted off before the final 4. Historically, I say, but some have defied that. Like some nut case that liked to wear pink ‘panties’ around camp. Ugh, I just made my own skin crawl!

    Needless to say, I thoroughly enjoyed MTH talking crap about Tony! I want to High-Five him for conveying what was really going on there! Reminds me of something a HW, Tamra said to Vicki one time, and I’m not sure I’ve got that quote right, so I’ll just stop there. OH! Don’t you know the Countess would be so lucky to have that immunity necklace for her next party, ROTFL!

    I wonder if anyone is even still looking for an idol, now we know there is still one out there. Hmm. I notice Jefra is kind of floating along, being relatively quiet and not making any waves….a couple women have won this game doing just that, but it’s not in the cards for her because of being originally on the “beauty” tribe. The “beauties” will be very and forgettable without LJ!

    Trish is a goner without Tony, I think, but she’s not such a hot head and goes with the flow better since the bitchy women are gone. Anyway, I think it’s possible for the 3 of the “brains” to stick together and make the final 4, but no jury majority for Kass to win. Latasha has a good shot because she’s proven to be good at puzzles AND endurance. I would like her to win, but I am picking Woo to win! So you heard it hear first, and I’ll remind you if I’m right. 😉

    Great recap with lots of color commentary, thank you MTH!

  6. Barb (Just Wondering In Jersey) says:

    MTH you made me snort with the countless/necklace statement. Heehee. Thanks for the recap.

  7. ladebra says:

    Thanks for the Survivor recap MTH — I fell asleep before tribal but it wasn’t a surprise who was voted off. Here’s what I don’t get, or maybe they just didn’t show it – with there being all the idol clues all over the place, why didn’t those 3 guys at the reward look for a clue? I would have. Well, Spencer has an idol but the other two. Maybe everyone’s brain is just a little mushy from all the rice. Anyway, I really enjoy your recaps, thank you!

  8. Foxymel11(Mel) says:

    Thank you so much for the great recap!! I prefer to read the recap than to go on demand and get the show! I hope everyone’s having a great day!

    Anyone know if filming for BH is starting soon? I can’t imagine Brandi being stable enough to film. Also, how crazy would it be if Andy had Leann Rimes on his show?? Brandi’s head would explode!

    • Orson says:

      I think it’s way too soon to start filming another season of BH. They’re still catching their breath from the reunions. And there’s probably some recasting they need to do.

  9. shamrockblonde says:

    *hugs Jeff really hard* thanks for recap Jeff! – you had me laughing out loud at my desk with that Countess comment, and as for the two jury girls, I seriously imagined myself smacking the back of their heads like Gibbs does to Tony on NCIS – Tony will not win – I am starting to like Woo for the win at this point – I like Kass, but her chances seem slim, unless the jury can somehow overlook her flipping – and why hasn’t anyone been looking for the other idol? oh! and I agree about Probst shutting it during the challenges! – but I think he does it on purpose to make the challenge – well, more challenging!

    how is Lucy doing?

    I saw the report of the arrest warrant for Porsha – Kenya knew she could bait her – and I agree about the props – they should not be allowed!

    and now I am off to go look at the pictures of wee Tesla!

    • laineylainey says:

      Maybe now that Porsha did this, props won’t be allowed. Even though props are not in and of themselves illegal, they can lead to physical assault which is illegal. Perhaps they won’t allow taunting anymore at the reunions, just in case it causes someone to lose control again. Oh wait, it’s not the props’ fault or the taunting…it’s Porsha’s fault. She’s the one who physically assaulted her castmate. But lets go ahead and blame the props. “The props made me do it.”

      • not THAT Jill says:

        I don’t think the props prompted Porsha (say that 3 times fast) -I think Kenya got what she wanted just not in the right form-she wanted a reaction and Porsha gave her one…in the form of a right hook I think…careful what you wish for Twirl!!

        • laineylainey says:

          Her goal was to get under Porsha’s skin, for sure, fer shure, fo sho! Bingo!! I love your tongue twister…the props didnt prompt porsha’s pout, (i changed it a bit…) From the beginning, Porsha has been talking down to Kenya or flat out making fun of for her age, her husbandlessness, etc. You know, cause Porsha had the pitcher perfect life in comportion with Kenya’s life. In other words, she was using bully tactics toward Kenya from the start. Belittle Kenya to puff herself up.

          Kenya tucked that away and is now flying the Revenge Flag or Revenge Wand high in divorced Porsha’s beard er…face. Kenya knew that underneath Porsha’s hair, nails, and moist unashy skin is an unthinking simpleton who would most likely resort to violence given the right bait. The more verbal tend to use their words, those who don’t come by appropriate vocabulary as easily resort to yelling, hitting, spitting, kicking, etc. It’s a hard lesson for Porsha. A lot of people are saying (including Nene) that Kenya is partly at fault. I agree that she is at fault for taunting Porsha, (that’s what we call bullying in the teaching profession but the kid who hits always gets in more trouble unfortunately). I think the relentless goading (though I haven’t seen the show yet) is what is troublesome about Kenya. She is the smarter of the two and she did goad her and taunt her in a bullying way. so yeah, I see that very clearly. But Porsha hit first and is therefore in more trouble now. Porsha crossed that line. (when the law comes into play)

          Maybe when the judge sees the footage he/she wil take into account the level of verbal and emotional bullying and she won’t have to do any jail time at all. Who knows.

          • T-Rex says:

            This whole debaucle is the VERY reason I will never watch the THUGS-R-US-RHowivesofAtlanta. They are THUGS, they can’t even keep it together for a taping, regardless of who taunted whom, you should have some ounce of self-control, but nope not the THUGS-R-US-RHowivesofAtlanta, give them any chance to throwdown like it’s a freakin “Rumble” and they happily will oblige, it’s disgusting and so is Bravo for ENCOURAGING that behaviour. Oh and I think Bravo is COMPLETELY behind and on board with these idiots acting this way!

          • Powell says:

            Lainey true about Porsha belittling Kenya, but on the flip side Kenya does the exact same thing. Kenya came on the show w/a lie just like Porsha did. But if it’s pointed out to Kenya that she had a rent-a-boyfriend she gets upset and doesn’t want to talk about it.

            • LaineyLainey says:

              Was the rent-a-bf part of Kenya’s story her first season? Is this only Kenya’s 2nd season? I’m losing track.

              • Powell says:

                Yes this is her 2nd season. Her first season she brought on Walter that she has supposedly known for a few yrs and they were supposedly so much into their relationship that Kenya wanted a proposal last season. The whole season no one thought they were a couple. When they went to Anguilla Walter and Kenya weren’t affectionate, her didn’t want to have sex. Whereas Kandi and Todd were christening various hot tubs but Kenya and Walter weren’t doing anything. After the season Walter went on a radio show saying Kenya asked him to be her BF on the show. He agreed and got to highlight his trucking biz.

                • LaineyLainey says:

                  Girlfriend needed a storyline! Too bad she didn’t pick someone who was willing to play along with her. Bad for her, but good for us to see how fake everything is.

          • chismosa™ says:

            I see it as Porsha was ON Kenya since day 1 that Kenya and Porsha were on together so yes, Porsha started it – IMHO.

            ^^moist unashy skin


      • Powell says:

        Not the prop’s fault at all but Kenya knows what she’s doing w/them.

        • laineylainey says:

          Nene laughed and laughed at Kenya’s fan at the last reunion. She wasn’t laughing this year, it seems. Kenya does indeed know, never any question about that!! LOL!! she got more than she bargained for,…but in the end it’s bad on Porsha. Unless this gets Kenya fired and arrested, too. Then it will be bad for Kenya.

          • Powell says:

            Totally bad on Porsha. Porsha is also filing charges w/the DA against Kenya. I bet Phadera said “OH my!!” when it happened but after they finished taping she laughed her head off and Slut Moore deserved what she got. 😉

  10. HuskerHuny so glad you were able to visit with your granddaughter.
    Table and chairs for the pool area that I ordered from Sears arrived….UNASSEMBLED! Even the chairs need to be put together. No wonder I got such a great deal! HA!
    First Born is coming over after work with his tool box. Really, I can’t wait until Easter is over.

  11. T-Rex says:

    Sorry if this was posted before, looks like TRav from SouthernCharm IS the Baby Daddy!

  12. Shelley says:

    I am so sad and mad that LJ is gone…boooooo!!!!

  13. Powell says:

    Watching Vinnie Politan on HLN talking about Porsha’s charges. Atty Joey Jackson said she will probably have to do community service no jail which could be up to a year.

  14. Powell says:

    OMGGGG!!!!!! SHE JUST CAN’T help herself. Coming up Vinnie is going to talk to Jill Zarin. UGHHHHH!!!!

    • Powell says:

      She won’t go away cuz NBC, ABC, and HLN-Turner keep calling her for an opinion. Damn!!!

      • T-Rex says:

        Actually, it’s THELUNATICZarin’s REPS that keep calling THEM! Her REPS call them and offer THELUNATICZarin on as commentary, FOR FREE! Yep, she isn’t even paid for her time or her information. News REPS can’t pass up “free” commentary.

        • Powell says:

          Ok. But the networks don’t have to say yes but as you said she’s free. 🙂

        • Rebecca can't understand why people don't appreciate the importance of dragons. says:

          If it costs them viewers who tune out because they hate Jill Zarin, they are losing money by having her on… for free.

          P.S. I hate Jill Zarin

    • Powell says:

      Good. Her face isn’t on. She called in. She’s saying she thinks what Porsha did is wrong. Porsha putting on makeup for the camera is like it’s a joke to her. (It’s said Porsha took a selfie before turning herself in.) She also said when the cameras turn on you get this “I have to bring it”, but it’s wrong. Growing up she was taught you don’t put your hands on another person.
      Vinnie asked Joey Jackson if Bravo could be liable. Joey said that is probably something that will be looked at. Many on Vinnie’s panel think Bravo set the fight up.

      • laineylainey says:

        The plot thickens. I believe the producers encouraged Kenya’s props and her rhetoric. I also believe the producers, in order to form a more “perfect” reunion encouraged Porsha to not just sit there and take Kenya’s taunting. Wendy Williams revealed that they script what they want you to say on DWTS…she said they wrote her lines as “angry black woman” and she refused to play into that. She says that aside from being a really bad dancer, her refusal to perform her “lines” did not bode well for her either. She says that if she had played into the stereotypical angry black woman caricature they wrote for her, she might have been allowed to stay a little longer. Not sure how true that is, but that’s what Wendy said, which is why it’s hard for me to buy any of the reality situations at face value.

        • T-Rex says:

          There has been rumors for the past few seasons that the voting is RIGGED on the show and that they decide fairly early on who is going to win DWTS. Of course the same is said of American Idol, TheVoice and every other show that the outcome is determined by the so-called “viewers”. I am of the conspiracy side of these shows and think they are indeed RIGGED as hell, and doesn’t matter what the viewers think, that in the end the Producers pick who they want, and the viewer votes mean diddly squat

        • Powell says:

          Lainey I bet Kenya was told to bring props. Thks Sherlock. I didn’t think of that. Wendy said today which was a repeat from last week’s epi that when she made the DWTS comment when the “Stars” we’re announced that NeNe wasn’t going to win the media reported it as Wendy doesn’t like NeNe. Wendy said you know the media love to see 2 black women at it. But Wendy didn’t just say NeNe, she said just about all of the contestants because of the iceskaters, which she is hot about and said ice skaters shouldn’t be on the show. LOL.

          • LaineyLainey says:

            So true about the media turning Wendy’s comments about who would win into a cat fight.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Lainey this makes the talk of how and why sean Avery was off – make seem so true.

        • chismosa™ says:

          Lainey thanks for the week reply yesterday. Totally made my day ! 🙂

  15. Powell says:

    Well now y’all we have to watch CA and ATL reunion. Some crazy HW stuff going on. 😀

  16. AZGirl says:

    I know this is a lousy source BUT lets think about how this young lady must feel about her mother. A mother who has filmed naked in a bath tub with her boyfriend. The countless drunken, half naked, parties with male strippers scenes that Tamara has filmed over the years. Toss in all the on-line photos of Eddie’s package and her in a bikini in Vegas. Really?

    Being a teenager is hard enough but to have your mother behaving this way on film and on-line must be brutal. Then to have Tamara tweet all the “I am the victim” tweets to her daughter. Remind you of anyone???? Yep, Taylor. Poor Taylor who was abused by her husband (allegedly).

    • Powell says:

      Very sad. We don’t know if it’s all true, partially try or not true at all but we do know what Tamra has done on camera and if her daughter was teased we can all say we’re not surprised. Tamra and so many other mothers and fathers n all these reality shows just think about the now and what they want. Not what’s truly best for their kids. Just this week Mimi, I don’t know her last name, from Love & Hip Hop Atlanta has come out w/a sex tape she did on purpose and Vivid Entertainment shot it. L&HH season starts soon or has already started and this will be on the show. It’s come out that she and her now fiance, some stupid rapper that sounds to me is just as bad as her ex Stevie J, for $100,000. She’s saying nobody pays her bills, etc to justify her actions. She has a 5 yr old daughter. $100 grand is nothing the way they live and she sold herself cheap. She has her own biz. Start another biz if she needs more money. So Tamra naked in the bathtub & all the other disgusting things are on the internet for ever and so will Mimi’s porn. They have kids that will be teased. They hope their kids will one day go to college. Do they know how hard it is to get into college, to get scholarships? Since the stock market crash colleges scrutinize parents financial status and now they search social media. They’ll pass on their kids and go to the next kid just not to have disruptions on campus. But these reality personalities think about their personal instant gratification and what they want. Not what can affect their kids 5, 10, 15 yrs down the line.
      If this is true about Tamra I could see Simon getting full custody. Especially if Sidney testifies.

      • LaineyLainey says:

        Did you read the text messages? Wow, Tamara really does suffer from arrested development. She treats her child like…well, Tamra argues like a teenager and is relentlessly negative and argumentative when the child merely shares her feelings, because she’s not falling into line with Tamra’s agenda. She tells her kid “whatever”? So immature.

        • Orson says:

          I am NOT accusing Eddie of anything, but I can understand a 14/15 year old female being uncomfortable with a new stepdad just moving in. You know? Does Tamra ever get whiplash from switching back and forth between being a HW bitch and a victim of her now ex-husband (2nd ex husband, that is)?

    • Powell says:

      I think Gretchen looked like she had more botox than even Brandi. Did you see any tears? Michaela was funny. She’s supposed to be crying and Andy asked her why she was crying. All she did was squint like she was crying and no words came out. Danielle cracked me up w/the dead pan look at Caroline as Caroline is crying and saying Danielle knows what she did. Funny. That video had a whole lot of fake crying.

  17. Starts June 6th!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. meneseela says:

    Kenya’s reunion props…. I wish she brought those damn tabloids about Mo.
    OH! and the ghostwriters! She should have brought those too. Hmmm maybe MeGo’s W2 from the stripping job.

    I know those things are sitting in Bravo’s closet.

  19. not THAT Jill says:

    I hurt my back the other day-bad this time! I can barely get dressed-anyway I have Kevin doing the laundry…it would be easier to just make the kids wear dirty clothes! I have to explain every step with every load…it’s exhausting!! He used to know how to do laundry…back in the day!!

    • chismosa™ says:

      ASHY – I know you’re just saying this and playing this so you can get your Kevin Spacey ON!

      Feel better 😷

    • Hope you feel better soon. Don’t fall for his helpless act, it is a ploy, lol!! I myself have used it to my great benefit!! HAHA!!!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I’m so sorry about your back!!!! It’s sucks, doesn’t it. I hope you heal up real quick-like!!

  20. Rebecca can't understand why people don't appreciate the importance of dragons. says:
  21. iceNfire says:

    Hello – Set your dvr’s! The entire first season of Orphan Black begins tomorrow at 9:00 a.m and the second season begins Saturday at 9:00 p.m. BBCAmerica …..

    *BigKid aka KidRock just walked in the house! He came home and surprised me for my b-day weekend Yippie!

  22. NJBev says:

    Hello All
    I know it’s late, but I couldn’t risk reading the blog today b/c
    I haven’t seen the episode of “Survivor”. (last week, either)
    I fell asleep
    during this one, and hubs got me super PO’d 5 min into last weeks epi
    and I had to leave TV room as I was so upset with him that I feared I might
    end up on next days newspapers front page for homicide.
    I will watch and then read soon OR I will give up on trying to catch up by
    watching and just read “our most wonderful recap”
    Hope y’all are having a great evening and enjoy your Friday!!

  23. NJBev says:

    In his interview with Lindsey Lohan, Andy kept a straight face as
    Lindsey said to him ‘I have a message to you from Jill Zarin”
    Andy didn’t even flinch, he cocked his head and said “oh yeah.
    what could that be”
    “Jill said that she and my Mom should be the next seasons RHofNY-
    because they would bring in the ratings and save the show” “uh, because,
    you know, the ratings are so bad….”
    Andy just says something to the effect of it’s surprising she wants to be
    a HW…. blah blah blah. His ability to not go right into irony was
    amazing. Good poker face, that Andy..

    That Jill Zarin is so desperate, hungry, salivating to go back to that show.
    I am thinking it’s not an impossibility anymore.. He could offer her $1.00..
    SHE WOULD DO IT. NO DOUBTS in my mind.. I know HE wouldn’t
    want to bring her back…. does he call ALL the shots now??

    with Ramona being single now, I don’t know what will happen with this show-
    but the direction is changing SOO dramitically, imo—
    Sonja can’t yell at Ramona anymore about not knowing how it feels to be
    left. yadda yadda yadda.

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Thank you for saving me from watching Wwhl ! I taped it and was going to watch just to see this part, because people are talking about it on twitter. Oh please, please tell me this will not happen!

      • lillybee says:

        This is why I think that JillZ is the voice on the streets to Aviva. She is still using Aviva to bash Heather and Carole and get them off the show.

  24. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    Good Friday. My husband is doing CPR on my computer and that’s where the blog content is located, so it will take longer to get a new blog going. Had some twitter stuff to post to but I won’t even have time to fool with it at this rate. :-/

    We are working today, no one in our industry takes off GF. And I am swimming in work…for which I need a computer! Can’t say I’ve ever had off a Good Friday, nor any of those obscure federal/bank holidays for that matter! If you are off work, enjoy your long Easter weekend.

    • chismosa™ says:

      You too Tarts!

      I was surprisingly taken aback by how good Lindsay was on WWH last night. Coherent, quick, got everything. Didn’t sound **out of it**

      I was offended as someone raised Christian, by Andy’s sign off. I will be sure to tweet a nice funny to him during the Jewish high holy days in the fall by me, a non Jew, in the guise of being cute and funny. Easter is the most important Christian holiday. He really should watch his disgusting wonky mouth. Not cool. But then again, what can I expect from him. :/ 💩

      • Jan (TexasTart) says:

        Yes, about Lindsay. He railed her a little hard on admitting to this or that. I DIED when she said she had a message fron the one we love to hate….I honestly don’t think LL is aware of the bad blood there…or is she.

        I Thought the sign off was DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE which as the last thing I thought said and I was O_o because he never says that — it was a stab at Lindsay?!

        What moronic comment did he make regarding religion? ….I do remember he said they would be in the clubhouse Easter Sunday.

        • chismosa™ says:

          He has started saying don’t drink and drive beginning right after Austin because people called him out on it on twitter so he started adding it – every night.

          Sunday’s guest is Phaedra (????)- clearly favoring Stupid™ since that whole drama is set to happen this Sunday so I’m sure PHAKE will make all fun of Kenya. When I was hoping Phake was one let go this year. 😟
          Phake will be on Sunday with one of the 23 women on Married to Medicine, not sure who- odd name – and that they’ll – andy said “we”– “will praise the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ ”

          I’m not even a super sensitive person to this sort of thing in my daily life- but/////
          I can’t even fathom the backlash it would be if a non Jew said something about the holiest of Jewish days in September/October. I don’t care what minority/majority you are- you respect. It’s not a language thing- (like all should speak English in this country or something to that end)– it’s a religion thing.
          {{And I’m all for mocking Joseph Smith and Xenu because those are CULTS and/or grotesque revisions-rewritings of older religions.}} —But one of the three major religions of the world?

          Just left a bad taste in my mouth. I’m borderline agnostic but that doesn’t mean I will disrespect the faith.

          He’s gross and should leave. I only watch because im not a Nielsen house and I want to know who I hate and for what — it’s easy to hate Andy!

          • Jan (TexasTart) says:

            Okay, thanks for explaining what was said and it is strange how he said that but I’m not sensitive to him saying that even if it’s not his place to say “we”. If one takes the time to analyze what he says verbatim, he’s out of the realm SO OFTEN it would be a full time job, LOL. It’s easy to pick him apart. I don’t even like Lindsay Lohan, but I didn’t think he was fair to her. It was also apparent to me that she didn’t get the flow of the show as much, like she was clued in because she had not watched it….just the feel I got.

  25. Jan (TexasTart) says:

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