RHOA Season 6 The Reunion Part one
The dynamic divas are sitting down to their reunion. Andy does his customary greetings. Nene is in a long, long-sleeved fuchsia gown. Kenya has a scepter because she deigns herself the queen and knights Andy. Porsha bought herself new twin boobs that she is showing off in her bronze beaded gown. The lawyer is wearing her hair up in an ice blue beaded gown with these huge earring (it’s nice that she repurposes old chandeliers). Kandi is wearing a black gown with white beaded sleeves and Cynthia is wearing a black gown with a silver beaded sash. They are showing scenes of all the good times they had dancing. I fast forwarded the Kenya twerking scenes.
Some viewer shamed Cynthia for not knowing how to twerk. The lawyer said she is a gangsta robot. Nene didn’t have much to say about Cynthia’s twerking. You can feel the tension emanate but they continue to go back to bantering. Andy asked a viewer question if Kenya’s butt is real. No one has felt Kenya’s butt to know if it is real and I doubt they’d ever want to be that close to her. The lawyer called it “a diaper booty” and Kenya took exception to that. Andy asked about the dick comment in Mexico and Kenya stated she had no problem getting dick.
Andy asked Kandi what is the next step for A Mother’s Love the musical. Kandi finished the DVD and they are thinking of touring. Tyler Perry really liked it. Nene declined being in the musical and Nene said Kenya put it down by saying it was a “chitlin” production and Nene said she just didn’t have any time for it. Kandi didn’t think Nene would want her to be her boss. Andy asked Cynthia about what she felt about Todd. Cynthia said she didn’t know Todd that well and she had heard that Todd was an opportunist. The lawyer always knew Todd was going to be her husband and she always liked him. Todd didn’t sign the prenup yet. The reunion filmed 8 days before the wedding.
A viewer thinks Nene is a hypocrite when she wants everyone to come on time and she comes late to Kandi’s event. Nene thinks being late is rude and the worst offender is Kandi. Kandi admits she has been late but she has been better this season. Everyone has been a late offender at least once if not several times. Kandi knew to stop for Chick-fil-a before the trip to Savannah because she spoke to the lawyer on the phone and she knew she was running late so she felt she had time to stop for a bite. A viewer thinks Kenya was wrong to talk about Kandi’s weight and Kenya thinks Kandi is built like a brickhouse and has a nice shape. Kandi doesn’t feel that she is the widest and refers to Nene. Nene thinks everyone says stuff because they are on the show. A viewer thinks the lawyer is not very Christian-like to call Kenya “an escapee from whore island.” Kenya thinks a woman who calls another woman a whore is not being a Christian. They argue banter back and forth saying a spade is a spade.
Kenya’s eviction is being brought up, her convertible white Bentley and her oil tycoon boyfriend who everyone thinks is made up. Andy gives his condolences regarding Velvet. Kenya starts crying, remembering Velvet. Everyone knew Velvet was Kenya’s baby, Cynthia said. Kenya didn’t invite Nene and the lawyer to the memorial because Kenya felt a lot of things they said were below the belt. The lawyer I think was sorry that she didn’t use her funeral services. The lawyer then makes a joke that Velvet was Kenya’s only friend and Kenya said she has no right to say that and she is being dirty about her dog. The lawyer didn’t insult the dog. She insulted Kenya. Kenya points her scepter at the lawyer. Andy wants to talk about Kenya’s African prince. Nene didn’t reach out to Kenya about her dog but she did mention to Cynthia that maybe they should all contribute to get Kenya a dog. The lawyer asks “Casper the friendly boyfriend?” Viewers don’t think he exists the same. They don’t think her acting career exists as well. Kenya says she has dated some famous people but you would never see it because she has lived her life under the radar. This makes me wonder why did she decide to star in a reality show if she likes having a private life. This makes no sense. Kenya is still together with her African prince. He has never been to Atlanta so they meet in other cities. Porsha doesn’t think he exists and states that Kenya recently paid a Nigerian singer $15,000 to pose as her boyfriend. Kenya said it’s a story that originated in the media. Kenya points her scepter at Porsha and Porsha grabs it and throws it away. Then Kenya takes out a megaphone and sticks the batteries in. She came somewhat prepared. Kenya then uses the megaphone on Porsha. Poor Cynthia! She is sitting right next to Kenya with megaphone in her ear. Porsha doesn’t like that she is using the megaphone on her and she doesn’t even know that it is called a megaphone. She keeps calling it a prop. Porsha says she knew someone who knew another fake Walter that Kenya approached to be on the show. Andy the shit-stirrer says he feels bad the scepter is lying there. Let it lie there Andy! Porsha calls Kenya a septic tank bitch. Nene says she has not met the African prince and she thinks Kenya put out the story that she has. Kenya says she has met him and was very rude. Nene said was in Beverly Hills and met a guy with a Nigerian accent outside her hotel who she couldn’t understand. She blew him off and Kenya called to say that it was her boyfriend. Her pretend boyfriend complained that Nene was nasty and rude to him. That’s the story.
Andy brought up that Walter was a fake boyfriend and Kenya said Kandi knew they were dating. Kenya refers to karma taking over when people laugh at other people’s misfortunes. Andy thinks karma taking over was referring to the lawyer and the lawyer calls Walter her rental boyfriend. I guess karma came knocking when Apollo got indicted on fraud charges. Porsha calls Kenya a villain since day one and Kenya has laughed at other’s misfortunes and then claims the victim. Kenya thinks Porsha should use a dictionary to look up the meaning of words. Kenya uses her megaphone again and they keep screaming at each other. Kenya then brings up that Porsha cheated on Kordell.
The fight starts when Kenya uses the megaphone to call Porsha a dumb ho and tells her to shut up. That’s when Porsha jumps up to get in Kenya’s face. Andy tries to get in between when Porsha’s hand reaches out to grab Kenya’s extensions and they fall on the floor while a production assistant tries to pull Porsha off. Poor Cynthia had her boob exposed in the melee and she needed to get her chest pixelated. I’m wondering how many times Cynthia’s had her boob exposed on the show. Kenya is lying on the ground. Andy didn’t have a chance to stop it. Porsha is lying on the floor and screaming that she embarrassed herself while Nene and the lawyer are trying to comfort her. Kenya told her she is gone and walked off with Lawrence in tow. Porsha got carried off while saying “I can’t believe that ratchet ho made me go there.” Apparently Nene and the ladies had spoken about the fighting before hand. The ladies are clearly on Porsha’s side. They all seemed to dislike Kenya and think her scepter was ridiculous.
Andy goes to speak to Kenya and apologizes. He wishes it didn’t happen. Then he visits Porsha in her dressing room to ask her what happened. Porsha felt like so many things happened at once. She feels she has taken so many things from Kenya for two years and the “blowhorn” was the last straw. She blacked out and didn’t realize what she did until she was on the floor. Porsha feels embarrassed and disappointed but she felt pushed against the wall. Andy told her she needed to go home, get some rest and at some point apologize to Kenya.
The reunion continues next week without Porsha.
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