Welcome Back once again, Castaways. One left after tonight. It’s nearly final 3 time and who will make it. To refresh some memories, Tasha was voted out last week. Kass and Woo had aligned themselves with Spencer, Tony’s arch rival in this game to try and get rid of Tony. This has been tried before and it never works because all these lemmings are afraid of Tony. Kass had decided that since he is responsible somehow for nearly the entire jury being where they are, no way can he get the votes to win so she changed her mind about voting for him. Woo, who has been dubbed NJ Elmer Fudd by our PrincessPindy because that’s who he sounds like, has no brain of his own and he insists on staying loyal to Tony. Spencer feels he’s been played by a bunch of sheep, including his final 3 alliance, that did not include his only real ally, Tasha. What does that make you Spencer? The morning after tribal, Woo and Tony are bonding in the canoe and Woo tells all that has been going on. He tells of the others targeting Tony.. This impresses Tony that Woo’s lips still have that finely defined ring around them but he knows, that in order to win, Woo has got to go.. Even though, they’ve been boys since the beginning..
The players have to dive into a pit of mud and cover themselves with said mud. Then they have to race to a bucket and scrape the mud off of themselves into the bucket. They cannot carry mud in any other way. Whoever scrapes the most by weight in 10 minutes, wins reward. The winner gets to have Pizza deliver hot pizza to them at camp. I didn’t know Dominoes delivered in the jungle.. I wonder if the 30min or free guarantee applies. At the end of 10 minutes, Tony’s bucket runneth over with the brown sloppy mud so all agree he’s the winner. There is always a catch though. Tony gets to share his prize with one of the others and has to choose. He picked his game wife, Trish. Says let’s go anorexia.. Probst asks why her? Tony says based on need. Nice gesture I suppose. Back at camp, Kass is glad he picked Trish over her (or anyone else) because it solidifies the notion that the two of them have always been in cahoots in the game. He’s the alpha male and Trish is his bitch (I thought Woo was his bitch). In Kass’ mind that’s all wrong because no one should have that much power in this game (You are all the dumbasses that let him have it. Should have been voted out weeks ago).
Pizza is here.. Spencer says the pizza delivery is much like the game. Much like the pizza, the game is being handed to him on a silver platter but no one seems to see that. No Spencer, you just keep getting played because you’re too trusting. Meanwhile, as Tony is inhaling one pizza after another, his show wife, Trish asks him to slow down before he pukes. The two of them talk game and she asks if he has the special idol in addition to the regular one. Why yes he does but he tells a fib (Say it ain’t so.. Tony Lied? 😯 ).. Everyone knows that a regular idol is no longer any good once there are 5 left or it’s dead. He tells Trish, he can play that special one at final 4 which is also a lie. It must be played or lost at final 5 as well. His hope is to convince the others that it’s still good at the final 4 tribal council. They’re all stupid enough to believe that so I’m sure it’ll work unless they grow some balls and decide to test that.. Getting a little ahead of myself here. For now the two of them decide it’s Spencer’s time to go… We’ll see how that works out for them. He also told Trish that he believes he has a better chance of beating Kass in front of the jury.. Trish whinnies that Kass has pissed everyone off. Okay Mr Ed...
Back at camp, Tony corners Kass in the woods and tells her about talking to Woo and Woo telling him everything. He’s upset that she wanted to blindside him but he’s willing to put it aside and take her to the end because he believes he can beat her. He promises on his wife and baby that she will be there with him if she just sticks to the plan. TH Kass says that Woo was stupid to tell Tony (because he has no balls) and that Tony was stupid to tell her.. Woo better grow a pair, and quick. Maybe he can borrow them from Kass. She talks to Woo about what Tony told her, he denies telling him anything… Tony walks up and once again has his panties in a bunch about others playing the game. You see, he’s the only one allowed to do that, in his mind. This whole tantrum scene ends with Kass telling Woo about Tony’s final 3 pledge, sworn on his wife and kid, just so he knows what was said.
Side note: With RHONJ about to begin in a couple months (still asking WHY), I couldn’t help think of this.. We see it on Mob Wives and shit like that show too. You want to know when someone in these groups is lying? Forget about voice deflections, head twitches, and all that other silly bullshit. Listen for the phrase, I swear on (fambly member, a part of their body, such as eyes, or a dead relative’s grave) and you know they are full of shit. It seems regional too.. NJ, Parts of NY, places like that and the NJ cop, Tony, is no different. In fact he said first or second episode when he swore on his badge to the other Cop, Sarah, that it means nada, not a damn thing. He’s lying through his teeth 😯 ...
At this point, Kass is certain that Tony made the same promise to Woo, about his wife and kid that was made to her. As Kass is talking to Woo, Tony gets his balls baked about anyone talking strategy of any kind when it doesn’t include him. That includes his lapdog, Woo, and he turns baby and puts on a ridiculous display.. She and Spencer start talking to Woo about his options. At this point, he’s the only one who hasn’t pissed off the jury. Kass knows that Tony wants her in final 3 because he thinks he can beat her in the votes. So what to do, what to do? Screw up his game by getting rid of Tony’s show wife, Trish. Trish happens by and overhears her name being mentioned and of course it’s all Kass’s fault so she goes all blue eyed banchee skelator psycho bitch on Kass. Kass ends this convo by asking Woo if Tony made him the same promise and swore on his wife and kid like he did with her. Woo says he didn’t. At this point, Woo is finally questioning how much he can trust Tony…
Let’s review facts for a second.. This alliance has to get rid of Spencer to avoid eating itself at the next tribal council. He’s the only true outsider left. Tony has 2 idols, both of which are dead once final 4 is determined, in spite of what he wants Mr Ed and the others to think.
This is a game of puzzles. At the bottom station there are 3 ropes braided together that hold a key. They have to un braid the ropes to release said key. Next they use the key to unlock the trunk that holds the rungs to the ladder to assemble and climb to the next level. once there, they use the planks to build a staircase to get to the top level where they have to solve a slide puzzle to get to win immunity. The ladder and stairway will only go together one way and both must be complete before they can work that slide puzzle. Tony runs away with the ropes the ladder and the steps leaving the women, and apparently Spencer way behind.. The women have always been useless in these games, not very strong, but as Tony is frantically trying to figure out what a slide puzzle is, Spencer manages to catch up and also begin working the puzzle. His strategy is to get a few pieces in place, then study the rest and then, put the pieces where they belong.. Guess who comes from way behind and wins immunity.. She says she hasn’t handed them out in awhile but see Djprincessc to get your platinum star, if you guessed Spencer won immunity in this challenge. Something neither Tony or his followers did not want to have happen because now that alliance has to eat itself.
Pre Tribal Stuff
Back at camp, Mr Ed congratulates Spencer and then turns to Kass and asks if she thinks she’s (Trish) is stupid… Good god, Mr Ed, let it go. Yes, we all think you’re an idiot. What ever do you mean, asks, Kass… Mr Ed says well I heard you talking about me and wanting to vote her off (so were Elmer Fudd, and Spencer).. Spencer even says we all were. Psyco bitch is painting a huge target on her back, thinking she’s calling out Kass before Tribal council. Claims in TH that she’s not a ‘passive aggressive’ person, if she has a problem with someone, she goes straight for them. She says to Kass that she doesn’t want to argue with her because she’ll cut a bitch (in so many words)… So now she’s this giant badass handing out threats. Ho Please.. Go sit down and STFU. Even Tony, her show husband, told her to shut it. TH Kass says that while Mr Ed was going off on her, all she saw was blue eyed skelatore waving her bony finger at her.. As this is going on, you can see the others deciding how they’ll vote at that night’s council.
Tony and Woo jump on Mr Ed’s back and the three of them trot off down the beach to talk. Kass knows the purpose of that is to try and solidify votes against her. Spencer knows that if the three of them stick together it’s over for both of them. The wild card here, is Woo. He asks Tony if he promised on his wife and kid that Kass was in final 3. Tony says yes, he had never made that ‘promise’ to Woo but now knows, he has to. Time for him to lie again. Here it comes.. He says in TH that Kass is done. Then, in the edit, he swears to Woo, on his wife and kid, that he, Woo, and Mr Ed, are going to the end. For good measure, he throws in his mother and his dead father. That must be the triple dog dare equivalent because Now, It’s Serious 😯 Woo has a moment of clarity at this point, Kass was telling him the truth. Tony has been promising everyone the world. I think Mr Ed is too stupid to see what’s going on. At the end of this little meeting, they all agree that Kass is done. Woo however no longer trusts Tony and believes Tony would save his show wife over him, time to make a move. Back at camp, Woo is talking to Kass and Spencer that he’s decided to have any chance at all, Mr Ed has to go. Tony sees this pow wow going on and questions Woo about it.. Kass is skeptical about Woo joining them because he’s made that promise before, and Tony is still there. Tony now believes his master plan has once again, gone to shit.
Once again, in Probsting, Jeff demonstrates that he sees all and knows all. Spencer is safe so these 4 momos have to fight it out amongst themselves. Bring the pretribal discussion down here because everything that happened there, happens here. We hear about the psycho bitch Trish again, and this time Tony gets in on the act against Kass with his diatribe. Tony’s tribal strategy and for the most part, game strategy, is to pound his chest whenever someone dare speak against him. He gets has panties in a wad, begins to mock the person speaking against him and refuses to let them complete a thought. He and Mr Ed are made for each other. The funniest part of this council was Woo’s description of the rest of them. Tony is the dad, Trish is the mom, Kass is the sister, Spencer is the brother, and he is the foreign exchange student stuck in the middle. Probst calls for the vote. They vote. Probst polls the idol, Tony shows everyone he has that secret idol, plays the regular idol but, not for his show wife, and then the votes are read. 4 to 1, Mr Ed trots over to the jury. As she exits stage right, Kass flips her off (CBS blurred her hand so I assume that’s what happened).
Next week kids, the finaly, May 21st, followed by the reunion. I doubt I’ll be recapping the reunion. Where are we? Tony is still hoping to buffalo everyone into thinking he can use that special idol in hopes of making final 3. There is still one immunity challenge to go and winning that is the ONLY assurance any of them will have for a final 3 spot. Then the live finale followed by the reunion and I’m sure teasers for next season which is likely already filming.. See you then 😀