Brandi Glanville Podcast 23 & 24

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Brandi Glanville Podcasts 23 & 24

by Kit9

Guest Mark McGrath, former pop star, Extra co-host. Fresh from Celebrity Apprentice, Brandi lets Mark know she, through the Official Brandi Network of Everyone in the Universe, knows a lot about him because she knew people close to him back in the day. They talk about the rather odd career move Mark made by going from pop  singer to TV show host. Brandi talks about “a TV show” they both did, aka, Celebrity Apprentice. Brandi says of the experience, “it was the craziest shit I’ve ever gone through in my LIFE” (craziest thing she’s ever done? Now that’s saying a lot. A lot).

Mark says that the show is hard work. Hard mental work. Brandi says it was “a mind fuck” and that she’s so happy to be home. Mark and Brandi lament the hordes who come to LA to be stars but don’t want to do any work and rely on their good looks to get them fame (Brandi did it the REALLY hard way, y’all, capitalizing on her husband banging another chick). Mark kisses Brandi’s butt and tells her how so successful and awesome she is. Brandi mentions she is currently homeless (using the Brandi decoder ring for her serial exaggerating: she’s in a new, smaller rental).

They get back to CA and, talk about how hard it is to ask people for money. Brandi says she got people to give her money every time and suggests she even hit up Eddie. Brandi talks about how ridiculous it is when some of the D list celebs on the show act like divas with massive egos and wants to remind them they haven’t been on TV in 20 years. Says they’d treat the crew and everyone like shit. She said she only went off on one person during the show—a man! (Wah? So I guess it wasn’t Kenya as the tabs reported.)  Also says she could tell who had had kids and those who did not because having kids makes you selfless and patient (A huh. Cause when I think patient and selfless, I think Brandi G.)

Guest: Taylor Locke, Guitarist/songwriter, Rooney bandmember. Taylor is too soft spoken, according to Brandi, who suggests he take an Adderall (Nice. She’s trying to get someone to take drugs because they aren’t loud enough? (is that the patient or the selfless part of Brandi, I wonder?) Rooney had some success in Europe but not in the US so Taylor is now in a Fleetwood Mac cover band. He’s Lindsey Buckingham. Brandi says she has a ‘porn voice’ she likes to use in Karaoke. Poor Taylor isn’t prepared for Brandi’s immaturity. I feel sorry for him. Out of nowhere Brandi asks him how often he has sex. “Oh, god”, he says before trying to be a good sport and answer the question.

Brandi’s desperately trying to be shocking, provocative and failing. At this point her raunchiness is so boring.Taylor, giving her a dose of her own medicine points out that she’s not wearing a bra. Brandi starts talking about her nipples and how an old lady looked at her disapprovingly at the grocery store because of them. Taylor points out that both of Brandi’s nipples are exposed through her shirt. Brandi says that they’re hard and says that her producer keeps it cold in the studio so they’ll stay that way (someone kill me). Brandi doesn’t like squirrels, who she refers to as rats with bushy tails. Or birds (a lack of visible nipples, perhaps?)  Brandi says she has a real issue with people who dress their animals. Brandi’s ex BF hated animals and couldn’t stand Brandi’s two dogs.

Brandi is snippy to Taylor at one point and she apologizes for being so aggressive and says she’s really angry today. She has a lot on her plate, she explains. But, her bitchiness continues and things get downright weirdly contentious after he performs a song in studio. In an attempt to compliment him, she says, “You’re actually a really good singer” (yo, note to patient selfless Brandi: drop the “actually” if you want a compliment to be taken seriously). Brandi says that he did really well and that she’s proud of him. Proud. Apparently, he’d had enough with the proud comment and he points out that she had nothing to do with his performance (oh, hell no!).

Brandi then says she does have something to do with it because he’s here on her show singing it. He says, yes, he’s here in her “nipple room”. Turning up her bitchiness even further, Brandi then says he has a very high voice, like a girl. She then makes fun of his body, saying he could use a hamburger. He, having already mentioned he’s a vegetarian, says he’s “not interested in fucking hamburgers”. He says he’s naturally thin but Brandi is skeptical. Brandi wants to know if he starves himself to stay so skinny. He points out that Brandi is thin and she claims genetics. So, he wants to know, why is she giving him crap about being thin. Brandi says because he’s a guy (huh?).

Talk turns to her boobs again and Brandi says that she got implants to feel better about her body after having kids. She says she’s a very visual person she has to turn herself on before she can turn someone else on. Taylor says that if Dr. Drew were there, he’d say that Brandi has Narcissistic Personality Disorder (lol! Go Taylor!).  Brandi reveals she didn’t have sex for 6 weeks while doing CA in New York. Brandi ends things on two of her favorites-infantile and stupid-when, after she thanks him for coming, asks him if he came. I’ll speak for Taylor and say no, no he didn’t.

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111 Responses to Brandi Glanville Podcast 23 & 24

  1. plainviewsue says:

    Ew. That is all.

  2. I am not around a few days and then come back to Brandi oh dear! And I agree with Sue “ew”. Taking the new kitties to vet in a bit and just running flat out these days, but miss you guys especially my morning hi from Powelly! Go Lynnfam!

    • Powell says:

      Sue’s “ew” cracks me up. I hope your kitties had a good doc visit. My good morning was a little late since I was out getting my do done. 🙂

  3. LaineyLainey says:

    I like that Taylor guy! He was just not playing along was he? She was so rude to him.

  4. Orson says:

    Well, with Barbara Walters retiring, I guess now we know who her replacement can be. Such interviewing skills! 😉

  5. Orson says:

    Why would anyone who has listened to Brandi’s podcasts be willing to appear (?) on one?

  6. T-Rex says:

    OMG TheLIAR-Supreme-MORONSTFU-Brandi is just as scummy as always, cripes. Oh and the SLUT wants a medal for “maybe” going six weeks without banging some randomn dudes, yeah that’s classy. I am still unsure as to why CrayCrayRImesHusband-Mr ManCandy doesn’t go for full custody of his children. This person raising his children part time seems like a horrible role model for those children. Good to see that the one guest put her basically in her place, and she is NOT naturally thin, she is anorexic and on drugs, adderall is the drug dujour in Hollywood to help keep weight off(she has admitted to being on several prescription drugs, and stated adderall in the past) and allegedly on non-prescription drugs(my opinion). I just hope she isn’t on the HO=wives next season, If she is, no matter how much I like LisaV I won’t watch that one either. I noted she wasn’t at the Bravo upfronts, I am hoping that she plays “hardball” with Bravo for more money and they tell her to go “pound sand”!

    • Powell says:

      T-Rex I don’t think Mr ManCandy wants to be a full-time dad. I’m sure he loves them but I think he likes the freedom of not being a full-time dad, which means he has time to spend Leann’s money on new toys. From your lips to God’s ear that she won’t be on HWs next season. It would be great if she asks for more money and Bravo says “no thanks. You’re more trouble than it’s worth.”.

  7. Powell says:

    Good afternoon peeps. It’s a bit cool but nice out. PrincessP and RR I hope you’re ok and the fires are burning out.
    Bless you Kit. Brandi is still doing podcasts? Poor thing. Her, her fancy bra and her cases of wine can have at it.
    Everyone relax and have a great day.

  8. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    • Powell says:

      A dress collection? Here we go again. Sighhhh. I was on board w/her doing dish ware but clothes? Sighhhhhhh.

    • Powell says:

      The Contess Collection. CL. I don’t like any of it. And ShopHQ?

      • catmom1 says:

        I’m with you Powell. Not attractive at all. Bad and/or boring designs, much of it looked like an unattractive rehash of the 80’s that should never come back. To quote plainviewsue……. Ew.

  9. Jan (TexasTart) says:

  10. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    While I’m sure they are not set to impress me – but these uniforms are awful.

    • Powell says:

      They’re alright. Just a tight shirt and black trousers. They can take the PUMP stitching off the shirt.

      • Jan (TexasTart) says:

        Right, like I don’t have a issue with the shirt or pants. The name and the stupid ties that are intended to appear as a stage of undress – are very sloppy looking! Lisa does wonders with interior design – but not this and those horrible looking 2 piece scarf dress on her waitresses at SUR.

  11. Jan (TexasTart) says:

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  13. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    I don’t know why they’re posing here….

  14. Jan (TexasTart) says:
    • meneseela says:

      Hahaha she made a faux tweet from Vivica about being meno? That’s our girl!

      Donald is extra noisy because Trump owns the Miss USA pageant. He’s outraged (!) Kenya is embarrassing the brand he owns….. erm ….. he loves the attention she showers onto his sleazyish pageant businesses.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Vivica – mean??
        Have to read this — more ammo for people to go at her. Great. Ughhhhhhh

        Has trump not seen the MISS USA’s of late ???? Yuck! Messes all around.

        Thanks for this have to read it! ^^^

  15. boston02127 says:

    Exactly what is it that Brandi is trying to attract in her life by acting so obnoxious and contemptible? I wonder if she ever stopped to think about that?

  16. boston02127 says:

    Does anyone know how Brandi did on Celebrity Apprentice? It may have been already posted and I missed it. Sorry if I did.

    • BB says:

      I don’t know how she did, but I suspect she went pretty far. Just a guess based on figuring out her whereabouts for the past month or so and the fact that she was pretty quiet on twitter until recently.

    • ladebra says:

      I don’t remember where I read it, and CA tries to keep everything buttoned up, but I read Brandy made it to final 3-4. That she did well. And that was a couple of weeks back when I read that.

      • chismosa™ says:

        Yeah I read all the spoilers up to who is at the end.
        I think that’s where she left.

  17. chismosa™ says:

    Hey all— OMG so happy to read another podcast — thank you!

    Ok – just had to share this here —>
    She’s just ….. I don’t know what brain cells are left ……
    And Andy RT’s her crazies. Lol

    • Jan (TexasTart) says:

      Poor Kim, lol.
      And I guess if you asked where she got the dress, she would say her closet.

    • cusi77 says:

      If Andy is RT’s Kim’s tweets it means she’ll be back… Yolo and Kyle are BFF, they will be back…

      Someone watched the Giuliana one hour interview to Lisa VP? Giuliana asked Lisa if she will be back for another Season and Lisa said that she has not been asked… I wish I was a fly on the wall and know what could be Lisa’s conditions to do RHOBH again… Lisa said that the worst HW was Brandi (paraphrasing) when asked by Giuliana.

      I wonder if we have been fooled -once again- by Bravo to pick our interest when BOTH, Brandi and Lisa are back next Season… I will not be watching! Nothing to watch there other than women with no dignity.

      Even if Lisa accepts another Season, that will be very disappointing for me… She needs to leave with dignity or that means she never had one. IMHO.

  18. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    Good Morning. I hope everyone has an enjoyable Sunday.

    Tonight on Bravo: Real Housewives of Atlanta “Husbands Revealed”.

    • BB says:

      I guess Bravo is squeezing every last little ounce of whatever from their highest rated housewife show. Next week it will be Real Housewives of Atlanta “Moms, Dads, Kids and Friends Revealed.” Then the next week it will be Real Housewives of Atlanta “View from the Pets’ Perspective.” Ha ha!

  19. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Happy Sunday friends-it is a glorious day in NY!! Perfect day for my nieces communion brunch-which is at my house. Enjoy your day and ummm who really cares about the ATL husbands?? Seriously-does anyone care? Why are they dragging this out??? Idk!!!!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Sounds like super nice family event! I’m sure it was great! What did u serve? I always obsess about the food.

  20. Kit9, I appreciate your taking the time to listen to Brandi’s really awful podcasts but I don’t know how you can stand it. Do you have to take breaks, flinging open the nearest window to breathe in some fresh air? She’ll never understand that what she thinks is naughty humor is just an excuse for some really juvenile bad behavior. I doubt her guests will return for a second time, although it doesn’t make sense as to why they agreed to do these in the first place. :/

    • cusi77 says:

      ITA with Empress KIT9. Thank you for your effort, it is very much appreciated!

    • kit9 says:

      I DO take breaks! Lol. And, not because something else comes up that I have to do. They are full on, I-can’t-take-this-idiocy-anymore-right-now breaks!

      • cusi77 says:

        Your source “Faith Fox” is the same who said her ex wanted child support from her?

        I guess Kyle and Brandi are not in good terms after this interchange of tweets! A single mom was put on the street by a shady landlord… Kay….

        • VV™ says:

          This person—> FF is a huge Brandi supporter.

        • VV™ says:

          Kyle and Brandi are in great terms. See this tweet from earlier this month.

          #kyleisspineless

          • ladebra says:

            I don’t get it. The Realtor doesn’t sign the lease; the Realtor doesn’t own the property; the Realtor isn’t the Landlird. So why is it the Realtor’s fault?

          • mm in oc says:

            Oh my! Brandi working overtime to feed pathetic Kyle’s ego. It must be exhausting being Kyle’s friend. She needs constant stroking of her fragile ego. And brandi is in damage control mode ensuring she has someone to film with.

            • cusi77 says:

              So… Now Brandi’s RHOBH fav is Kyle? What about Yolo? No more Louis Vuitton shoes? No more taking her parents in the highly oh mighty presence of King BananasFoster to talk about being a gassy family?

              • Laineylainey says:

                LOL!!! Not gonna lie, I would love to sit in the company of King BananasFoster (as you so hilariously called him)…I wouldn’t even hum…I might tap my toe to the beat if he allowed it.

                • cusi77 says:

                  I agree Lainey, I think that it must be an interesting person to meet and I have no doubt that their parties must be a lot of fun, great music and I think they said that they finished the first party dancing (When DF allowed it, I bet!).

              • mrs peabody says:

                Shouldn’t he be King LemonsFoster? As far as Brandi being BFF’s with Kyle that will last a hot section, once she starts flirting around with Maurico Kyle will kick her boney a$$ to the curb faster than you can say wtf.

      • rabblerouser2010R says:

        Uggg…
        Maybe Brandi should have taken her ‘realtors’ dick out of her mouth long enough to read the freaking lease agreement.

        I apologize for the vulgarity but Brandi and her little friends twitter campaign to smite Mauricio’s agency and her ex boyfriend is just beyond redicious.

  21. Veena (NMD) says:

    I think I’ve found the source for all the knock off purses in Rome http://wp.me/p4kxEH-bX

    • cusi77 says:

      Careful with the Gypsies from Rome and up Veena!

      • Exit4 says:

        OMG that’s too funny-whenever my parents or my mom travel to Italy they’re told the same thing! Watch the gypsies! My friends cousin was doing a semester in Rome and when she was taking a picture-someone literally grabbed her camera out of her hand from a Vespa. It’s bad over there-very blatant.

      • cusi77 says:

        Veena you are a genius! I believe you should be working for the INTERPOL! You got them!

  22. meneseela says:

    OMG I found the best show! The Americans. I’m catching up on Netflix.
    Keri Russell and Matthew Rys are married KGB agents living in USA under deep cover during the 1980s. It’s about their marriage and dealing with having American born children.

    Fantastic!

    • ladebra says:

      And it got renewed! I didn’t watch it but I heard good things about it too. Thanks for the reminder!

    • LaineyLainey says:

      I’ve been watching since the pilot. This season, they’ve been talking a lot about the Stealth technology. My hubby worked on that back in the 80’s! He even earned a Patent! I’m glad you found the show! LaDebra, I had not heard about it getting renewed! Happy dance!

      • meneseela says:

        Wow that is interesting!!! He must be very proud of his work. I was reading about some new secret Stealth plane that’s been spotted around Texas. Super cool!

        http://aviationweek.com/blog/mystery-aircraft-over-texas

      • chismosa™ says:

        Lainey that’s super cool. I never know what is real and what is a made up storyline —- like in mad men…

        That’s so cool

      • Jan (TexasTart) says:

        Very interesting! And earning a patent is highly commendable!

        • LaineyLainey says:

          Hi everyone! Thanks! We were in our 20s when he got that patent. It was for a manufacturing (finishing) technique for the wings of the B2. His conscience weighed on him and shortly after he got the patent, he changed industries. He went from helping to build the B2 bomber for Northrop to manufacturing latex gloves for J&J.

    • chismosa™ says:

      LOVE the Americans. Love Keri Russell and adore matthew Rhys – his welsh accent is adorable. They’re dating irl now too.

      They tape around NYC area so it’s fun to spot things. Even a large mall in Long Island I saw used as a backdrop where I used to shop it’s so funny! So cool.

      I think first season was better IMHO. Still haven’t watched this week’s.
      I love Oleg

      Enjoy it!

  23. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Lainey-we had a full brunch menu-omelettes-scrambled eggs- waffles- pancakes-sausage -bacon -bagels…EVERYTHING!! And then we had lunch-hot dogs-chicken and burgers!! I love that you always ask what we are having to eat!!

  24. lillybee says:

    Did everyone avoid Atlanta’s husband’s show tonight?

    • Laineylainey says:

      I missed it because I was enjoying the outdoors today/this evening….we’ve had gorgeous weather! Even ate dinner outside!

    • mrs peabody says:

      I’m watching it now, it’s better so far than the reunions because Andy is not on it. The guys are just talking to each other and asking each other questions and telling their feelings and giving each other advise. Greg did ask Apollo if he was going to jail and something about him being so stupid. They talked about the kids dating and how they as fathers feel about that. About when the wife make more money. Mama Joyce. I’m about 3/4th done with it. They also talked about having to relive the stuff over and over.

    • Sasha says:

      I actually enjoyed. Watching the Atlanta men. NO ARGUING AND I did learn a lot of things about them. They were all funny. Apollo probably put out more information than Phaedra wanted him to.

  25. Trashy T says:

    I just can’t watch most of these shows anymore. I’ve skipped all of Atlanta since part one of the reunion. Not interested in Married to Medicine, Million Dollar Listing NY, Jeff Lewis, etc. I never thought it would come to this. I’d rather watch Law and Order reruns with Chris Both and Jerry Orbach.

    Am looking forward to DWTS… Maks is back therefore so am I. I think he and Meryl are incredible and am keeping all bodily appendages crossed for them. I know that isn’t s popular sentiment here.

    • Jan (TexasTart) says:

      Who cares what’s popular?! I know some of my favorites are not popular either! Good to hear from you again TT, and good luck to your team. 🙂

    • LaineyLainey says:

      Hi Trashy T! Yeah, I’m not crazy about Meryl and Maks. I WAS rooting for meany Nene, then I switched to Charlie who they just said buh bye to. This week I will hope that Candace nor Amy are eliminated. But one of them probably will be, everyone in my office thinks Candace should have been cut long ago. Everyone I like gets eliminated! How’s that for unpopular? Haha!

      • Barb (Just Wondering In Jersey) says:

        Ducking before I say this. I like Meryl and Maks. I have had more than enough of Amy and I hope Candace goes next.

  26. Jan (TexasTart) says:

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