Real Housewives Of New York S6E14
Cast Blogs by Ramonacoaster
Note: The following are for last weeks’ episode, Ramonacoaster turned this in before the Montana trip aired, but I was not able to post that night – as to explain why you will find the ladies discussing the gossip by the facialist and not having asthma debates already. TexasTart.
Aviva: What Had LuAnn So Riled Up?
Sometimes I think being a Real Housewife means to be in a constant state of PMS fury. Whose turn is it to go off the rails this week? Hello, LuAnn! LuAnn has been desperately trying to stir things up and start fights. In this episode, she lays into me — not exactly an original idea. What has her so riled up?
Miss Manners would rather have the focus on the charity and the event than texting about your father’s made up sexscapades. Frankly, I’d rather not hear about your father’s anything.
1. Miss USA came to her luncheon. Oh horrors! I mean, who would want a gorgeous celebrity to show up at your charity event?
I’m sure celebrities won’t bother to show up for future events if you are going to make up stories about them.
2. She decides that I invited the very charming Miss USA. I didn’t, but what does the truth matter? In Housewifeville, we don’t let the truth distract us from our attacks.
Who knew a well-placed lie could actually garner attacks. Did Miss USA have a place card with her name on it? I’m sure not anyone can just show up to these lunches without a name on a place card. Even the mystery guest had one.
By the way, it was LuAnn’s cohost who invited Miss USA, according to Bonnie’s Instagram.
3. Because there just wasn’t time in LuAnn’s busy schedule, she waited until I was hosting a party to confront me. Nice.
To be fair, Lu should have yelled at Heather in your townhouse too since she was laughing and showing your text to everyone.
4. When she couldn’t make her preposterous story about the unauthorized invitation stick — or maybe she just got tired — she went to Attack Plan B: Textgate! At LuAnn’s party, I sent a text to Heather about my randy old goat father’s boast of a threesome. Ramona asked Heather what she was laughing at, Heather asked if she could show it; I said sure; and before you know it the text was passed around and we all got a laugh at it. According to LuAnn this ruined the parts of her party not already ruined by the mysterious intrusion of Miss USA.
I’m sure Luann was seething at the inopportune time to ask Heather if she got your lewd text. A speech about cancer is much more important.
5. Whenever there’s some disagreement about what’s happened, the knee-jerk reaction of the [desperate] Real Housewives seems to be “Aviva’s lying.” LuAnn didn’t have any trouble rallying the clique at my party to join her on the chorus. Then it becomes my word against theirs and I’m overwhelmed. It doesn’t matter that the truth is right up there on the screen. Watch the episode . . . then call LuAnn.
I watched when Ramona heard from Miss USA that she did not spend the night with Cody and icky George. Then again if she did, I doubt she’d readily admit it.
6. With no place else to go, LuAnn oddly attacked me for my father’s behavior. He is a colossal embarrassment to me, but I’m not responsible for his ugly and inappropriate patter, anymore than I am about LuAnn’s. Good tactic though. When you can’t score on your target, go after their relatives.
That is typical of Luann to attack you for your father’s behavior. I’m sure you can’t help what he does and says. What she should have called you out on is foisting your father on your friends and the viewers. No one wants to hear tales of his half true sexual exploits or get felt up by him.
You know, I thought I was a good sport at LuAnn’s party. I bought one of the hideous dresses from the fashion show (who decided repurposing rugs as dresses constitutes fashion?), bidding against Carole for the privilege of donating money to LuAnn’s very worthy cause. Maybe I’ll wear that dress to LuAnn’s next event — that’ll show her!
Okay the style of writing seems more like Aviva’s blog last season. It’s so much more direct and less vague.
LuAnn: Aviva Horrified Me
I loved Saratoga and winning at the races was a bonding experience for life! I’m happy that Sonja didn’t leave. I knew she wouldn’t! We tried reverse psychology and it worked. I’m sure she saved up all that gas just to get back at us. Strategic I have to say!
Get your gas masks on. Sonja is a walking biological weapon.
I suppose I should of been worried about Sonja, but I knew she was on a mission to have fun and she was in good hands with all of us around her. When she tried to kiss me but fell into my lap and exposed herself, I knew it was time to go!
Next time do an underwear check and make sure she has them on.
Back to NYC where there is no shortage of ladies who lunch for a cause. I’ve been involved with many charitable organizations, and Look Good Feel Better is a great one, which helps women with cancer. My good friend Camille Passaro from Muse apparel was wonderful enough to give us dresses to auction off to raise money for the charity. Hollywood Life hosted the event with me, and Bonnie Fuller truly made a heartfelt speech about her own experiences with cancer. It was such a lovely day with a great group of ladies. We had a wonderful fashion show about to start when I got wind of what was happening at the next table. I thought it was so rude the ladies were talking while Bonnie was trying to speak.
The speech about cancer seemed more serious than what they were talking about. How can anyone be shocked by George anymore.
At first I thought it was just the usual conversation talking about sex, but not in my wildest dreams did I think it was all about George and his sexcapades! I was grossed out when I learned that was the topic! Really, who would share their own Father’s sordid affairs with ladies at a charity luncheon for cancer? That is something I would try and hide, not put on the table for all to see.
Aviva already put George’s sex life on a reality show. One season was enough. We don’t need more George.
I was so happy when the fashion show started so I could reveal my mystery guest. Kelly and I are still friends and she so generously donated her time as did Kristen to model for the event! They really looked amazing and are great models. I loved how Carole was in competition with Aviva and drove up the price of that beautiful dress. It was fun to watch her take great pleasure in making her spend more. I was happy because we raised a lot for a great cause! I never invited the ex Miss USA to the luncheon, so of course I assumed it was Aviva who did.
Kelly has reiterated time and again that doing the housewives show made her realize how amazing charity work is. I guess she wants to continue to be amazing.
I thought Ramona was pretty daring to go over to Miss USA and grill her about her night with George. Who else but Ramona would do such a thing? It seemed to me that she was innocent, I don’t think she spent the night with George. I think that George likes to brag and even has his own daughter believing it. The whole thing is creepy! Even more creepy than the facialist’s story.
Only Ramona would have the balls to grill Miss USA and tell her what George has been making up about her. It seemed like the right thing to do.
If I had a facialist in my home that would gossip like that, I would show them the door. She was telling Sonja about where and who she’s been with? Why would anyone like to hear they are being spied on and talked about? Then she goes on to tell tales about Carole and myself that are not true! Sonja just sat there and thought it was amusing. I don’t think so! Carole and I both were disappointed by Sonja’s reaction. I think it’s GROSS that she didn’t deny either way that she slept with Carole’s boyfriend!
Are the stories the facialist told about you really not true. You doth protest too much I’m afraid.
I was pleased when Aviva invited me to her art party and included Victoria’s work. I thought this was the perfect opportunity to discuss her lack of timing at my ladies luncheon. She was texting ex Miss USA’s name around, so of course I assumed she invited her. I never expected the response I got from her though. Instead of being embarrassed for sharing her text message, she was defensive. Aviva bringing up my daughter’s art work in the same sentence as George just horrified me. How could she compare her father’s sexcapades to my daughters artwork? Doesn’t Aviva know the basics of art and how the human body has been used since the beginning of time?
She used it as a weapon to attack you. Aviva seems to be very defensive when she is guilty over something.
Sonja Makes Love, Not War at Parties
I was so mad at the girls when I walked out of the house to packed to go to the Hamptons. I wanted out of there because of the negativity. These girls are buzz kills! I wanted to party and they were poopers. But I decided to come back because I knew they wouldn’t have any fun in Saratoga without me.
Sure you did. I think you were a little sore at not winning that money. Sometimes it is just nice to go with the flow and place your bets with the rest of the girls.
Lu should have come with me to Siro’s after the races like we discussed. I had a ball! They had the same choice — to stay at the track or go home, nap, and eat dinner at the house. They know that I stayed at the track. We all had numbers of drivers, escorts, security, National Racing Association officials, etc. by our sides. I shot basketball hoops when I got back to the house (high heels and all) before I went in the house and got attacked by their accusations. Wheeee! Fun! Just what I wanted to do in Saratoga. I went upstairs and they just kept at it. So I packed to leave. As you can see, I had a fabulous time that night and even played the air guitar! I’m not mean when I imbibe, quite the contrary.
It was edited to look like you started screaming and cursing when you walked into the house. The NRA was there too?
Aviva looks like Jackie O at the luncheon Lu threw for Bonnie Fuller’s charity for cancer victims. It was so obvious that it was Kelly in the mask. Surprise?!? Come on! She looked amazeballs! I’m sure she’s happy to be out of the drama.
Thank goodness she is no longer on the same show as Aviva. That would hard for her to handle.
Ménage a tois with Miss USA? George? I believe Miss USA when she says that she went home to her place. I’m sure that Aviva was just told this tall tale by George. I’m very intuitive. I do not believe Aviva planted the girl at the luncheon. However it could be a great springboard for Miss USA’s career. We need poised girls like that on RHONY! She held her own up against the Ramona-coaster just fine! She took the info not as an insult, but as advice — the way I sincerely think Ramona meant it. This girl is confident and that is what we need! Fun, dramatic, but centered people who know their truth.
Nice to see that you are advocating for another housewife on the show.
Kristen — start your wonderful facial, I’m an adult. Pickles is not worried. I do occasionally stay over at a gentleman friend’s home.
You looked like you had a good time at your friend’s house at least.
Regarding the beauty industry chatter it’s amazing how these rumors get started. I have to admit our group really stirs the pot though! I like to hear what is being said in the beauty community. It’s like when you are little and play the game of telephone. The teacher shows you how you start a message in one ear, and by the time it gets to the fourth or fifth kid it’s absurd! It’s just that — absurd, fun to play.
I wouldn’t take it seriously either. You can’t control what other people say about you. You have to take gossip with a grain of salt. It did look like a set up for more drama. Especially since you knew Kristen would go tattling on you with that information.
LuAnn seems to be sensitive about everything with me these days. My relationship with Ramona is the usual. Now it’s my relationship with the beauty industry! I’m not going to tell them to stop talking — because that would mean there is truth to what they are saying. I’m not lowering myself to that level. As I say; “Lie with pigs, you’ll get dirty!” I’m paying for a facial and some quality entertainment!
If you start getting mad, they might suspect there is truth to the rumors.
BTW, Satoko was totally off the scent of who I am seeing and where I stayed that night. LOL
So not the pirate dude then? He should stay in St. Barth’s.
Carole even went to get a facial with Satoko to get the straight facts. Kristen still gets facials from Satoko and spray tans from Francky L’Official on Madison Avenue who also styles my hair (and the Victoria’s Secret models)!
Francky was the same gay dude that Bethenny did her hair while on the housewives. I’m sure Carole likes being entertained by gossip too.
These girls are Debbie Downers when they are talking about Aviva having her art show at home! I always have art shows at my house. It’s a great backdrop. People love to see private homes. I use it as a charity hook all the time. We set up trips abroad based on the same premise. Wouldn’t you like to see a vineyard in France and have dinner at the owner’s home . . .and the proceeds go to charity?
I guess on the invitation that you are having an art show, it is not particularly clear what that means.
Aviva did a great job. I remember Lu had an art show in her garage. It’s the Hamptons! Why not!?! Aviva is always inclusive. It was nice of her to have LuAnn’s daughter’s painting highlighted.
Victoria is very talented. I’m not that into art either but I did glean some interest into Victoria’s art.
“I did not invite that woman to that party,” sounded like Bill Clinton saying “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!” Aviva did ask if she could text it to Heather at the luncheon. Heather then asked Aviva if she could share it with the others (sure to create waves). Heather decided she wanted to share and Aviva agreed. Lu is doing same thing and ruining Aviva’s party by carrying on about what went down at her luncheon.
Luann needs to create waves too. Too bad it didn’t get her a golden apple after filming.
No wonder I drink around these bitches! And I really shouldn’t! That’s why I said I was leaving Ramona’s cocktail party in the Hamptons — the girls were being negative about my Caburlesque cameo for my Sonja In The City charity event to support the new LGBT youth center. I need to be around more relaxed people who want to make love, not war, when partying. At least I do until these girls are in a better place, a place that I know them to usually be in. I don’t stir the pot, I stir the drink! (#Sonjaism) But, if you get in my face I will get fierce. There are times that friends should just socialize and stay light-hearted, and this was one of those times. Everyone is allowed to be silly and let their hair down when at a cocktail party. Otherwise, they should stay home!
It is actually more fun to watch people stir the drink and be more provocative but in their own way.