Brandi Glanville Podcast 26
Brandi talks about her kids recent vacation in Hawaii with their father. She calls her kids “fancy” for taking such lux vacays. She says her kids are spoiled and entitled. But when they are with their mother, they just want to chill and sit on the couch (see what she did there?). Brandi whines she doesn’t get a vacation(vacation from what, exactly?). Guest: Comedian Chris Gore. Warning: interview has a raunch rating of 11 out of 10. He wrote a book called, Celebrities Poop. Not surprisingly, much poop talk follows which I’ll spare you except the fact he calls women, “ninja poopers”. They talk relationships and the difficulty of dating. Brandi brags about her book on dating being on the NYT best seller list. Gore says he’d like to move to the Midwest for dating except for the “racism, sexism, homophobia” and culture. Brandi sarcastically adds that the Midwest is so “artistic” (oh, yes, Brandi, woman of high culture, looking down on the lowly, unartistic Midwest. Pole dancing is high art, ya’ll!). Chris, “culture” Gore discloses that he sticks his finger up his butt when showering to be super clean. Brandi is impressed. Brandi’s ex was dirty (before or after touching her, she doesn’t say). Brandi makes a joke about incest and the Midwest. They talk anal sex…in detail. He insists on an enema for the women when he does anal.
*Interrupting this filth to say I looked this Chris Gore guy up to see what he looks like and this guy is NO position to get choosy about his sexual partner’s hygiene. He should thank god anyone would have sex with him.
Brandi says she asks for diamonds for anal and keeps it reserved for holidays only. Gore says he’s about to say the most shocking thing ever on her show-he doesn’t like oral sex. He thinks it’s because he always want to be in control. Brandi says he’s really effed up. Gore talks of cream pies and finger banging. He wants to know what Brandi’s pubic hair looks like and she tells him. Brandi says she would rather take a man’s “cock in my mouth” than let someone borrow her toothbrush. She thinks that’s SO disgusting. Well, now I have to go find some brain bleach to try to rid my head of this filth. The only thing remotely interesting to come from this moronic interview was a bit where Brandi mentions she has friends who nag their husbands horribly and in front of her (gee, wonder who she could be referring to?).
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