Brandi Glanville Podcast 27
Brandi is angry. She just heard a rumor that Lisa Rinna is joining RHOBH and she is seething with jealousy. Brandi denies this and says she’s met Lisa once and liked her. She also says she has no idea if she’s joined the cast. Brandi whines that ROL hates her. Brandi says that the guy, Dylan, who runs ROL used to date one of her sober friends and continued to do drugs in front of her. So, Brandi, apparently, went off on him and now he hates her. This was 3 years ago. Brandi complains that news outlets quote ROL as if they were reputable.
A few other things Brandi wants to set straight. She says she’s not suing her ex for things he’s said about her on his reality show. Brandi is asked about the rumors that ex-cast members are joining the cast this year but she refuses to comment (she’s finally gotten a clue about not blowing Bravo secrets!). Art, her resident ass kisser, compliments Brandi on her bluntness and honesty (oh, brother). Brandi mentions Gary Oldman’s recent controversial comments and is annoyed he apologized.
Brandi is also in a bad mood because she just met with her lawyer to talk about some “ridiculous fight” that is a “fucking nightmare” that she can’t talk about (hmmm, her former landlord?). Brandi then says she has a serious issue with one of her friends, Kristen Taekman. She says that her husband, Josh, is experiencing some backlash from the show. Brandi says that he does look like a dick on the show but he’s not. He just has a very dry sense of humor that doesn’t translate on the show. Brandi knows he’s joking, Kristen knows he’s joking but the audience doesn’t. Brandi plans to call him on air.
She says that Kristen laughs at Josh’s comments but they don’t show that. And, Josh is a great guy who takes care of his family. Art pipes in that you know someone is a good person or not from their ability to make/keep friends. Brandi thinks it’s telling when someone only has new friends around them and is thankful for her friends. Brandi just ran into her ex boyfriend before the show and she claims they had a “special moment”, where she was thinking how cute he is (translation: Brandi wants a booty call).
Josh calls in. He says the way he’s coming off on the show makes him cringe and sick to his stomach. He says he and Kristen are “deeply in love and have a great working relationship. But, he says he and Kristen have a lot of “inside jokes” that don’t translate on TV. Brandi, again says that they don’t show Kristen laughing at some of Josh’s comments, instead airing silence. Random Joshfact #1: he is 6’3″. Brandi mentions that she knows Kristen doesn’t cook at all and that she knows Kristen and Josh’s “schtick” (maybe Brandi should tell Kristen’s TH’s that their fighting is just schtick cause she seems to think it’s real).
Josh says he isn’t completely comfortable being filmed and that Kristen handles it better. Josh says that from seeing himself on the show, he’s learned a lot about himself and doesn’t like everything he sees. Random Joshfact #2: Josh is a great dancer. Brandi says she’s known Josh for 20 years and she thinks she talks to him more than Kristen. Josh signs off and Art starts heaping more praise on Brandi (he’s really outdoing himself this podcast. Apparently Art’s girlfriend is now working for Brandi so I guess he’s kissing ass for two).
The rest: Brandi is shocked to see a text on her new phone from Star Magazine and doesn’t know how they got her number (oh, yes, it’s a real mystery!). Brandi shaves her dog, Sugar, which makes the doggy depressed for days. Brandi calls her mother to wish her a happy anniversary. And, get this-Brandi has her own app coming out soon! (I know, wtf?). It’s called Blunder Block and it protects you from yourself, she explains. For example, it can block certain numbers and social media, spell check and link to designated driver services (no word on when the app can slap the drink out her hand, pull her dress down from around her neck and tuck her tampon string in).
But, the biggest bit of news is…..unbelievably, Brandi is coming out with a wine. Yes, the poster girl for ugly public intoxication and receiver of a DUI, has a wine coming out from the people behind Skinnygirl and Adam Carolla’s Mangia. They are still working on a name but are considering, “Unfiltered”. Brandi wanted “STFU and Drink” but that was shot down by the distributer (entries for name suggestions begins in 5, 4, 3, 2…..go!).