Real Housewives of Orange County – Point Break

 Real Housewives of Orange County

S9E13 “Point Break”

By Stars99

Shannon Beador, Heather Dubrow , Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Judge & Lizzie Rovsek

Shannon Beador, Heather Dubrow , Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Judge & Lizzie Rovsek

Remember last week we learned: Tamra bitched at Eddie for not taking better care of their robo baby “Astro” so they aren’t having a baby anytime soon (As if they ever were)… I have a new obsession with “Resting Bitch Face Pictures”… Her Royal Heatherness isn’t enough of a snobby bitch so they got 2 new purebred non-rescued dogs but made a guilt donation to a charity… Mr. Unhappy is tired of Mrs. Unhappy’s continual bitching – He just wants to be happy, puhleeze!  Wow… was there a pattern or what?

This week’s episode begins with Heather and Terry meeting Vicki and Brooks (Ugh!) for dinner.  Terry prods Vicki to rat out Shannon. He wants Vicki to tell them exactly what Shannon said in Mexico about them. Vicki gives a synopsis of the events ending with Heather kicking Shannon out of her house. Vicki says she was told that Heather told “the world” about Shannon’s marital problems.

Heather - Moi

Her Royal Heatherness looks down her nose at the peasants amongst her, puffs out her chest and indignantly replies, “Do you think I would have someone leave my house for no reason?” Then Heather launches into her “perfectness mode” and points out how she’s been a friend to Vicki for years and that she didn’t bring this subject up… Vicki rightly points out that it was Terry who brought it up. Heather spins her side of the story… In her talking head, Vicki insists that Shannon really didn’t “yell” at Heather at the infamous Christmas Party – that she really just raised her voice. Heather is disappointed that Vicki seems to be taking Shannon’s side. Vicki doesn’t understand why Heather doesn’t have any compassion for Shannon right now. Vicki wants Heather to be nice to Shannon. She also wants Shannon to be nice to Heather. I think Vicki is delusional if she thinks it’s going to happen anytime soon.

Candle wonkyDavid and Shannon are at home doing the family dinner thing.  Oh, and drinking… Color me surprised! I’m distracted by the candles on the table being wonky. A big topic of discussion is that David is helping to chaperon Sophie’s class when they go to Italy. Wow… A class trip to Italy at 12-years-old? When I was 12, I think my class maybe went on an excursion to Pizza Hut. Shannon started telling Sophie that she is worried about the trip and that she’s not sure she will be safe on it. Great… Thanks, Captain Bringdown!  I mean come-on… It’s such a slap in the face to David – She’s in essence telling her daughter that she doesn’t believe David will keep his own daughter safe. How nice. Even if she has worries – She shouldn’t be telling Sophie – She should be telling David in private! Why do I have the feeling that Shannon is going to glue crystals all over Sophie’s body before she leaves? Don’t go to the dentist if she asks you to, Sophie… She’s gonna put crystals in your teeth! 

Tamra visits Vicki once again at her boring insurance office. The receptionist buzzes Vicki and tells her, “Your best friend is out front.” Even though there are camera crews there and it’s OBVIOUS this is all a set-up, Vicki pretends to inquire, “Which one?” Tamra pretends to be mad because of COURSE Tamra is Vicki’s best friend in the whole wide world. Then, for some inexplicable reason they start talking about how inconvenient it is to go “potty” in the middle of the workday. We learn way more information than we ever need to know. And because every conversation ends up being a gossip-fest, they start talking about Heather and how she’s really perfected the art of pointing her royal finger at everyone else.   

Lizzie is at her parent’s picturesque beach house in Laguna Beach getting ready for the dinner party she’s throwing for her castmates. The house has such a spectacular view – I just love Laguna Beach. It’s where we got married… Sigh… Christian worked hard to get the house ready for the party.  Oh goodie, there’s a seating chart!…lol.  Lizzie wants couples to sit together and for there to be an elegant, romantic feel for the evening. Hehehe… Lizzie thinks that whenever you throw a party, the host’s most important job is to ensure that people arrive happy and leave happy… And that everything runs smoothly in between… She’s obviously not attended many dinner parties with this group. I have a feeling that Lizzie is going to be disappointed tonight – I saw the previews. I think someone needs to calm down and take a Xanax. Perhaps it’s me. Perhaps it’s you. 

While in the limo on the way to Lizzie’s dinner party, Shannon expresses to David that she’s not too excited because they’re going to see the Dubrows for the first time since she was thrown out of their house. They talk about how Tamra has told David and Shannon multiple times that Terry has said that he wanted to “Take the Beadors down.” However, Shannon just doesn’t know if it’s true or not…

Shannon eyesShannon is a rookie to this cast and makes another newbie mistake. Evidently, Tamra has said things to Shannon off-camera and when Shannon tries to make Tamra confirm on-camera what she previously said – Tamra goes into deny, deny, DENY mode.  Shannon unsuccessfully attempts to take Tamra (aka “The Spoon” who loves to stir things up) off to the side to clarify things up for her. Shannon wants Tamra to confirm that Terry Debrow indeed called her and told her that he wants to, “Take the Beadors down.”… (Pronounced “Bdores” as in Adore/J’adore/Bdore… Who knew? And here I was mispronouncing it “bēdôrs” all this time, lol)…

Shannon knows that Her Royal Heatherness is NOT going to be amused when she finds out that Tamra has been going around telling people about what Terry allegedly said. She thinks that might be the reason why Tamra is now lying about it. Tamra is trying to act like it’s not the kind of thing that Terry would ever say. In fairness, I think that IF Terry said it – I’m sure it was said, 1) In a joking manner; 2) Because he was reminiscing about seeing the opening dance number of West Side Story and he meant it in a cheesy choreographed dance with finger snappin’ kind of way; or 3) Out of defense of his wife who felt she has been wronged by Shannon multiple times.  Honestly, do any of us REALLY believe there is an actual plot to take down the Beadors? It’s all very silly because they’re already doing a fine job of it themselves. It’s hard to take someone “down” when they’re already at rock bottom – But it is, however, quite easy to kick the hell out of them from a lofty royal throne… Tamra conveniently doesn’t recall ever saying it… Tamra is awesome at having “selective memory.”

Tamra WhatAfter enjoying some Polynesian Fire Dancers do their thing on the beach while some random guy walked by texting without even looking up at the festivities, it was time for dinner. The group gathered around the beautiful table and sat at their assigned seats.  Heather’s favorite part of the table setting was the place cards with each person’s name handwritten on a seashell… Dutifully, I looked really close to see if anyone’s name had a heart next to it so I could determine who was on whose team (Right, YoYo from RHOBH?)… But, alas, there were only squiggly lines underneath the names… In fairness, I didn’t see them all so I don’t really know that ALL of them had squiggly lines underneath their names – Some might have just had a single straight line. However, I AM confident that Heather’s squiggle was longer than Shannon’s squiggle… I’d sue if I were Shannon. (I adore/J’adore/Bdore the word, “squiggle” can you tell?)

After Christian makes a heart-felt but long-winded welcome toast/speech (Vicki snored through it in her talking head but fortunately had the couth not to do so at the dinner table)… Dinner ensued. Everything was beautiful… beautiful table… beautiful view… beautiful food… beautiful people… Could this dinner possibly go off without a hitch? Somewhere, someone starts to inexplicably sing, “Beautiful Dreamer”… lol… 

Suddenly everything went silent… I mean you don’t even hear crickets chirping. Only the sounds of clanking silverware against fine china and Eddie loudly chewing his cud echoed throughout the house – No one said a word.  Even the voices in Shannon’s head and every single one of Tamra’s multiple personalities were being silent. To make matters even worse, there was no mood music playing… No nothing… I think even the waves stopped gently lapping at the shore because they, too – Sensed “a disturbance in the Force.”   

Fav body partTamra decides to break the ice by asking people about their favorite body parts. She asks Vicki what her favorite body part is – and Vicki suggests that she ask Brooks (Ugh!). Brooks (Ugh!) first answers, “Her brain.” Puhleeze… Yeah, right… But when pressed to identify a physical aspect he especially likes about Vicki, he says, “Without question, her vagina.” Vicki tries to put her hand over his mouth – but the cat was already out of the bag (Intentional double and triple entendre)… I dunno if Brooks (Ugh!) said anything more than that because quite frankly my body shivers in disgust every time I see Brooks (Ugh!) and I momentarily lose consciousness.

Dubrow Academy AwardBeing the good lil Bravo employee she is, Tamra can’t help but tell Her Royal Heatherness and Terry about the “taking the Beadors down” conversation she just had in private with Shannon. Terry instantly confronts Shannon by yelling down the length of table at her. When David reasonably tells Terry that he shouldn’t have included the entire table in this conversation but should have taken it outside… Terry gets his panties in a wad and flips out that David is trying to give him “instructions.”  David insists he is not going to allow Terry to yell at his wife. Heather wants to know who told Shannon that Terry had said that. Shannon tells her that it was Tamra (who is sitting right there at the table with them). It also came out that Tamra has said it “a few times.” Heather confronts Tamra who flat out denies, denies, denies.  In her talking head, Tamra continues to deny, deny, deny. However, in her talking head interview, Vicki says that Tamra evidently has amnesia – because Tamra told Vicki the same thing, too. Unsurprisingly, Vicki just sits there and says nothing to back-up Shannon on this. Vicki does not want to be the object of Tamra’s wrath.

Shannon fingerDavid confronts Heather about talking about their marriage to other people… In her talking head, Heather suggests that David should be mad at Shannon because that’s where this whole thing started.  If Shannon hadn’t originally said something to Tamra then this wouldn’t be a big, fat, hairy fight. OHolyNighttheStarsAreBrightlyShining – When is Heather going to take any responsibility for what she did? Why didn’t she apologize for the part she played in the whole thing… This would have been a great time… Heather denies she was talking about their marriage. She said, “Wait, I wasn’t talking about your marriage… Your marriage was… [as David protests, Heather interrupts and says…] Excuse me but you’re wrong…”

Tamra spoonShannon attempts to calmly restate the facts as she knows them. She says that Tamra previously told her that the Dubrows were looking to take the Beadors down and that Tamra is now disavowing all memory of that conversation. In tonight’s edition of, “I KID YOU NOT” – With a completely straight face – Heather ACTUALLY says, “I’ve known Tamra for 3 years and she’s not a liar.” Okay, everyone quickly jump back 10 feet away from your screen – ‘Cuz I’m SURE a lightning bolt is currently hurdling from the heavens towards us because of that gigantic wallop of a lie. In her talking head, Shannon accurately points out, “Well Heather, I’ve known Tamra for 3 months and she HAS lied.”  

Shannon explains to us that either Tamra made the whole thing up and Terry never said it, or that Tamra is lying now. Either way, in my opinion, Tamra is a lying liar who lies. Shannon explains to the table that she privately asked Tamra about it earlier because she didn’t know why Terry would have said something like that. Since Tamra denied ever even saying it – Shannon completely dropped the subject for the evening. Shannon’s right – it was Tamra who stirred the pot and brought it up at the dinner table.

Lizzie Not AmusedThis is where I love Lizzie… In her talking head, Lizzie says, “Why would Shannon just make that up? Someone’s stirring the pot here – and it’s not Shannon… and it’s not Heather…and I don’t think it’s Terry… Who’s left? You do the math…” Okay, I’m gonna hafta take off my shoes and socks to be able to do this math… Wait, it’s Monday, I don’t hafta do Math on Mondays. It’s the law. 

Heather tells Terry that she doesn’t want to be “taken to task” over something she didn’t do. Her Royal Heatherness, for like the 409th time tonight, says that Shannon always yells at her. Heather doesn’t understand why it was okay for Shannon to “yell” at her in front of other people at the Christmas Party – but it’s not okay to discuss this issue in front of a table of people. Shannon tries to say there were only 2 other women present during their Christmas party fiasco… but unfortunately, Heather can count. So can we. 

Since things are getting heated at the dinner table, Shannon quickly excuses herself to go to the restroom. OOooOOOO… I bet they all switch places with her before she gets back to the table so we can replay ChairGate 2014©®™ again! Yippie! 

Tamra takes Heather outside to talk. Lizzie has noticed that whenever drama happens that Tamra always takes a person who is involved in the drama outside to talk. Lizzie wonders what is being said outside that can’t be said inside. Outside, Heather wants to make sure that Tamra isn’t lying about this whole situation. In another edition of, “I KID YOU NOT” – Tamra actually says, “My behavior is so wrong but I don’t lie – I don’t lie.” Lolol… Oh Tamra, repeating something emphatically doesn’t make it true. The truth is that Tamra lies so much that she’s lying about lying… She lies so much that she can’t remember all her lies… In fact, it’s hard for her to keep the lies that she DOES remember straight in her head. I wonder if there’s an IPhone app for organizing lies… Hmmm…. 

In her talking head, Vicki says she doesn’t want to get involved and defend Shannon because she knows how vicious Tamra can be and that she’s afraid that Tamra will somehow turn this around and go after Brooks (Ugh!). Shannon says she understands why Vicki isn’t getting involved because it’s an issue between her and Heather. I have a HUGE issue with this because Vicki has additional information that would validate Shannon’s story…because Tamra told Vicki the exact same thing…. And yet Vicki silently sits there. What a gooberhead. 

My gift to you: Not blogging about Brooks (Ugh!) insisting that he repeatedly kiss Vicki at the height of all the awkwardness at the table. You’re welcome. 

The rest of the evening consisted of one by one everyone being called out to the balcony. First, Tamra takes David out on the balcony to talk… Then Shannon joins them… Then, because Shannon has gone out there – Eddie joins them, too… Then Heather is summoned outside… There was a whole lot of hashing and rehashing of who said what to whom and why they said it. Shannon comes to the conclusion that Heather has her truth… and Shannon has hers.  Shannon won’t ever believe Heather’s version of the story and Heather will never believe Shannon’s.  

After she’s heard Heather’s side of the story, when it’s finally Shannon’s turn to speak… She starts by explaining how she went to the Dubrow home feeling very hurt and broken… But before she could say much more – Her Royal Heatherness interrupts Shannon which causes Shannon to lose it. Shannon’s mad because Heather is once again spinning everything against Shannon by complaining that Shannon always yells at poor, poor innocent ‘lil Heather. Heather has now successfully baited Shannon enough for Shannon to actually scream at her. As if reading from a script, Heather plays the poor, poor Heather victim role she’s so great at playing in this situation. Shannon is losing what little is left of her ever lovin’ mind. Tamra physically grabs Shannon and places her hands on both sides of Shannon’s head to try to calm her down… Yeah right… Like THAT would calm her down… I know it would just make me angrier…

TruthShannon storms out of the room yelling, “I’ve f***n had it with her – You will ALL see the truth.” For some unknown reason, Tamra is grabbing at Shannon and in a high-pitched squeaky voice (like nails on a chalkboard) Tamra yells right in Shannon’s face, “Stop it!”… Whoa… Holy Crap on a Cracker! Shannon is trying very hard to get away from Tamra but Tamra won’t physically let go of her. Finally, David gets to where they are and somehow separates the two of them. Shannon has asked Tamra repeatedly to get away from her and to leave her alone. In the most grotesque and insincere way possible, Tamra pretends to be concerned about Shannon’s well-being.  

Lizzie blames the fact that her party is in the gutter on Tamra bringing up the “Take down the Beadors” comment. Me thinks Lizzie is not happy with our beloved TamTam. 

Next week it looks like we get to see the aftermath of this party from hell. Oh goody! 

That’s all for this week – Hope to see ya next week! Thanks for reading… Happy Trails!

 

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Happy Birthday BB

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184 Responses to Real Housewives of Orange County – Point Break

  1. Jan (TexasTart) says:

    Wishing you the very best, BB! We appreciate all you’ve done for us at Lynn’s Place! 😀

  2. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. Happy Hump Day eve. I didn’t see most of OC but POW WOW!! And I watched some of WWHL. Tamra just lied , lied, lied. Says she’s mad at Vicki. She’s mad because Vicki didn’t jump on her bandwagon like she used to to gang up on Shannon/Heather. Tamra really proved to me this season that she really doesn’t want to be friends w/other women. Vicki has been the most reasonable and non-confrontational she’s been since S1. I was on Twitter w/Disgrazia. Andy asked Disgrazia’s tweet. “Tamra have you done something to your face?” Disgrazia’s was “WTH did Tamra do to her face?” HA. I like that better. 😀
    Well you all have a great day.

    • T-Rex says:

      TrailerTrashTrampySue wouldn’t know the truth if it bit her in the ass. Since DAY ONE of her appearance on the Ho-Wives of OldCronesOfBeverlyHillsAdjacent she has lied, lied, lied and then lied about the lies. Look DastardlySimon was not the greatest guy either, and he has been gracious to point our her lies constantly regarding the show. I think NotGayEddie is FINALLY seeing what all DastardlySimon had to put up with and is now wishing someone would have knocked him upside the head and tell him to get a V-8 instead of marrying that lying witch. There is a reason her children are starting to revolt one by one away from her. Her eldest daughter left after not being able to take the lies and now her son is also leaving for that reason. The other two kids are probably not far behind either.

      • Powell says:

        I saw the scene where Heather, Terry and Eddie were on the balcony and Heather said to Eddie something like “you didn’t hear me say that” & Eddie said “I’m not getting involved”. And the whole time Tamra was trying to stop Shannon from leaving. That looked bad. Like I ss I didn’t see it all but it looked like Heather & Terry, Tamra and Shannon are all lying to some degree about different parts of the fight.

        • MM in OC says:

          I think Eddie is growing tired of his wife’s drama. He looked mortified by her behavior.

          As I said yesterday, I don’t think Shannon is lying. She was naive to think that she build some real friendships on this dumb show. She’s not a liar, she’s stupid (and humiliated). I would lose it to if I confronted someone with what they said repeatedly and they denied it. I would also get mad if someone kept saying I was yelling at them, when all I was really doing was calling them out on their BS (which was awesome by the way – Heather needs someone to check her).

  3. Powell says:

    Happy Birthday BB. I wished you a happy B-DAY on your Facebook page too. 🙂

  4. Powell says:

    NJ Bev I saw you were on the chat last night and just made everyone smile. We’ve missed you lady. I understand you’re very busy. 😍

    • NJBev says:

      Hellooooo Powelly-Poo!!(stole that from Laineyx2)
      Thank you!
      OC was epic last night! I haven’t felt that level of
      rage since JZ!!
      Isn’t there a song that says it feels good to feel mad?

  5. Powell says:

    Ok I now B didn’t mean anything but a joke by wearing Bryns PJs but why did she have to post a pic? It’s not good to promote that body image even though she probably didn’t think she was doing that. A 40 something in a 4yr olds PJs? Not a good look. Now it’s ALL over the media. GMA showed the pic. Sighhhh. 😔

    • Powell says:

      Tmz showed it last night.

    • Foxymel11(Mel) says:

      Good morning Powell!! I do stupid things for my kids all the time. I even jump in their little tikes car. But I’m not going on Facebook posting it. Bethenny seems to enjoy good or bad exposure. Who was even taking that picture? Smh

      • Powell says:

        Right Foxymel. Parents do goofy things w/their kids having fun & I believe that’s what B was doing but don’t post it. Especially something like this. I mean she looks like she’s a size 00 so are girls/young women/women going to look at her and say they want to be that small?

  6. T-Rex says:

    Good Morning. I was going to bring over some information I posted this morning regarding the age of DiabolicalDina since for some reason she doesn’t understand the “internets” and you can’t lie about your age any longer. SHE IS 42 YEARS OLD. So unless her daughter was an “immaculate conception” she has had to basically be naked in front of someone later than 20 years ago. She didn’t start dating Tommy until 2005, married the LyinCheatinTommy in 2007 for a reality show on VH1 that made her look like a complete moron for marrying the LyinCheatinTommy who professed on national TV that he was NOT faithful to his bride and couldn’t care less if they were married or not, and made no bones about the fact he was going to continue to cheat. She married LyinCheatinTommy for money, pure and simple. She had no money and was living with her Sister DonCaroTheClown and her husband who took pity on her and her daughter and moved them into her home when DiabolocalDina was completely homeless and didn’t have two nickles to her name. Of course now DiabolicalDina forgets all that. The whole “plan” was to move DiablocialDina into their home and set her up with the forever bachelor LyinCheatinTommy so that she would have someone to support her and her daughter.

    • Powell says:

      T-Rex I saw the show when they got married. What I saw was on I think “Tying the Knot”. I used to watch the show. It was about extravagant weddings. When Dina appeared on NJ I was like “she and her husband were married on that show”. Tommy was verrrry into work from the start. He did major parts of the wedding planning. I remember he kept adding people to the guest list and it was making Dina mad because every time she thought she had a number, Tommy would add more people. I enjoyed that show and I enjoyed their wedding. But to me it seemed Tommy wasn’t going to be a 9-5 man and come home at the end of the day. IDK if Al & Tommy felt they had something to prove running the biz and making it a success for their dad or if they just wanted to be away from Caro & Dina

    • T-Rex says:

      I whoopsed on the years, I guess they married in 2005 but they didn’t date for five years as she professed in her special, they only dated seriously for about a year and half before marrying. Now she may have been sleeping with him but she LyinCheatinTommy moved into his home in 2002 and he was single, single, single.

  7. trudie says:

    Happy, happy birthday BB. May it be fabulous from beginning to end!

  8. Powell says:

    TexasTart, NJ Bev, MM in OC &Toobirdy were discussing Vicki’s skin and hair. She looks really gorgeous in her THs. Last night they showed her w/her hair cut shorter. She needs to keep that length. But I think Vicki needs to facials done Bi-weekly. Not major peels or anything drastic but just deep cleansing of her pores and too exfoliate. Her skin would maintain the plastic surgery IMO. And she really does need to do like the NJ and ATL ladies and have a makeup artist doing her makeup every day and hairstylist. Vicki can afford it. She’s the boss and can take the time also. I’m not comparing Vicki to Anna Wintour but she has a makeup artist do her makeup every day. And there’s nothing wrong w/having that luxury when you can afford it.

    • T-Rex says:

      Powell you do know that they do the photoshop in the TH’s right? This is why she looks different, they all do, then when they are actually filming. They use the “gloss” to soften the look to their faces then they do the complete overhaul of any imperfections.

    • boston02127 says:

      I think Vicki would look better if her hair was not as blonde and she had some honey color streaks in it.

      • Powell says:

        Yes. It would look good.

      • MM in OC says:

        agreed. More gold or low lights would help her look not so washed out. Also there is no balance in her makeup. She’s all raccoon eyes and no blush or lip color.

    • MM in OC says:

      Hi Powell!

      I think she should do a series of laser treatments to help produce more collagen. That’s my dream treatment as it’s also good for hyperpigmentation (getting old sucks). Other than freckles and an annoying brown spot on my right cheek, I consider myself lucky. PS I’m sure Heather has been doing these types of treatments as preventative for years. She looks essentially the same as she did in the early 90’s except she didn’t have the joker eyebrows from botox and she was about 10 pounds heavier.

      • Powell says:

        Yeah laser treatments would help. I think she thinks the cosmetic surgery was it and she doesn’t need to do anything to continue to improve her skin and to maintain it.

    • NJBev says:

      IMO
      she looked better in season 1-
      all that work done, for what??
      the only thing that crosses my mind
      is that there was no HD in the first
      few seasons, iirc?
      and I think Powell is right about the
      make-up artist. Although, we must rmbr
      that the Jersey and other girls are not
      menopausal-so they aren’t sweating the
      make-up off as quickly as Vickie would,
      that artist would have to follow her around
      like a shadow…..

      • Powell says:

        HA. 🙂 She needs better makeup then. There’s so much on the market that having money can buy. Believe me. I loveee makeup and I’m seeing stuff online all the time that is incredible and I’ll probably never be able to buy.

      • MM in OC says:

        Yeah, I think 7-8 years with changing hormones is also impacting her skin. There is no vibrancy in it.

  9. jezzibel says:

    The whole “take(insert-name-here)down” has been Tammy Sue’s modus operandi from her very first season, she did it to Jeanna, Gretchen(repeatedly), Alexis(repeatedly),Simon,Jeana (again ),attempted a go at Vicki, Heather, Shannon.

    • Powell says:

      Yup. Like I said she really doesn’t want to be friends w/women. Vicki finally got her number last season and is being vocal about it this season.

  10. boston02127 says:

    Happy Birthday BB!!!! I hope you have a great day.

  11. boston02127 says:

    JZ’s Newsletter:

    Hi Everyone!!!
    I’m excited to tell you that TONIGHT…Bobby and I will be on Celebrity Wife Swap!! The show will air on ABC at 10:00PM EST. We will be on with Blossom star Jenna von Oy and her husband Brad Bratcher. We are watching it in our home in the Hamptons with Jenna and her daughter Gray, so tweet with us…@JillZarin @JennavonOy. It was an AMAZING experience and I hope you’ll tune in.
    Love, Jill XO
    .
    .
    That’s it. First newsletter in months. One paragraph. BTW, does she own a home in the Hamptons again? I thought she rented.

    • Powell says:

      Thks Boston. Nice try JZ but NOPE. Not watching. Love Six from Blossom but not watching. 👎

    • T-Rex says:

      She did a fake home tour from a house on 449 Montauk that they did not own nor purchase, it was on the market in 2012 and the listing was removed not sold, still has the owners listed that purchased it in 2010 and as of 2013 is listed as a rental property. The tour was from March of 2014 according to the news article, not sure if this is the same house she is “claiming” to own. She also posted that she bought a house in 2013 in SouthHampton, that again was a rental that is still listed for sale even as of today. She is an idiot posting this stuff, when the real estate records are oh so available online.

      • rabblerouser2010R says:

        Her fake house goes well with the fake Ferrari she also claims to own to get her around the Hampton’s.

        • Powell says:

          IDK why she lies about stuff like that. Who the hell cares if you’re renting a place. JZ and Beyonce’ rented a HUGE home in the Hamptons last summer and they can afford to but neighborhoods in the Hamptons. Lots of wealthy people rent in the Hamptons and it’s well publicized that they rent.

    • T-Rex says:

      Okay did some more research and the home that she is “claiming” to own is for most definitely for sale by the “ACTUAL” owners, see the listing below:

      http://www.corcoran.com/hamptons/Listings/Display/2401352#WebID=31002

      • Boobah says:

        Yup, its been under the actual owners name since day one. She never owned it. Btw, its not 6000 sq ft nor was it built in 2012. It was re-done (lol thank you NJ) in 2012 and the sq ft now includes the basement – which is highly unusual in the area. I am so sick of this lie!

        OH! And it on the shinnecock inlet – not the ocean. The ocean is much more hoity-toity. How that house is 8million is beyond me – very narrow parcel of land, shared driveway and right off a major highway – the sale price will come down or it will come off the market – its been a while and its become a stagnate.

        • T-Rex says:

          The owner is the ForSaleByOwner guy, and of course that business went pretty much bust. I believe his cousin is the contractor that re-did the house, and of course they “finished” the basement and added that as square footage, most folks don’t do that up there from what I heard, you folks up in the NY/NJ area can confirm this probably. No way that property is worth that much either, compared to what they purchased the property for to begin with. Leave it to THELunaticZarin to glom onto something that isn’t what it purports to be, then she lies about it being HER home as well, uhm until your name is on the TITLE to that home it ain’t YOUR house, it’s just a mere rental property.

          • Boobah says:

            I’m on the eastern end of LI so I can confirm that you are 100% right – its very uncommon for the finished basement to be included in total house sq ft.

            I agree w/you about it all – so annoying that she acts like she bought the house! Actually she stated she “bought” her new house back in May 2013 on twitter! Such an outrageous LIE!

            PS – -hope you’ve been feeling better. (((T-Rex)))

  12. boston02127 says:

    I can’t wait for Eddie to leave Tamra. I’m going to laugh and laugh and laugh.

    • Powell says:

      HA!! Yes Andy showed the sonogram last night on Wwhl. How dare Tamra show her son’s baby’s sonogram on tv. Sicker than Vicki.

    • T-Rex says:

      I personally think that if TrailerTrashTrampySue stays with the show, that NotGayEddie is going to “exit stage right” from the relationship. He thought that they were getting the spinoff because TrailerTrashTrampySue said they were, which was a lie, then he probably also thought their gym would be featured this season. Uhm if TrailerTrashTrampySue can’t manage to show up to the gym as an owner to work there, then how can they film there. On top of that he is now seeing the true colors of the TrailerTrashTrampySue and all her lying and machinations that he is apparently pretty sick of the whole situation.

    • I think that is why she was crying in the preview for next week…

      • Powell says:

        Crying why I wonder? I guess because he still doesn’t have his life together. I just hope the baby is ok w/Ryan using those substances.

        • Because SHE WANTS A BABY AND IT’S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!

          • Powell says:

            HA . She couldn’t handle robo baby. She’s right. She no longer has the patience or stamina. See Eddie is a different kinda husband than Simon. Eddie doesn’t lift a finger w/the kids but Simon has always been hands on. He would take the kids to school cuz she wasn’t up.

            • I am soooo over Tammy Sue….I think Eddie is too, lol.

              • T-Rex says:

                Oh, I think NotGayEddie is now seeing that DastardlySimon was pretty spot-on and he was a FOOL to believe TrailerTrashTrampySue when she was saying that DastardlySimon was the evil one in their breakup, and realizing he got the “booby-prize”. Again if he didn’t have HIS money invested in that gym, which is failing miserably, he would have been gone gone gone already.

              • Powell says:

                I think the sun light is peaking thru. 😉

            • T-Rex says:

              Apparently from what I have read DastardlySimon gets his kids more than fifty percent of the time now. Oldest daughter lives with him permanently, and now second oldest son is moving in with him as well. DastardlySimon definitely stepped up to the plate regarding his kids, he is still a control freak and such, but he loves those kids and proves it by being there for them 24/7/.

    • T-Rex says:

      Yep her deadbeat son RoidRaginRyan with no job, no money, no education and no prospects has shacked up with a girl with 3 children from several baby-daddies, and now she is making another with ROIDRaginRyan. Wonder if the State of California thinks it’s great that they are going to support another mouth on the state dime.

  13. Austin says:

    No doubt that Shannon is cray-cray, but Heather is doing everything she can to gaslight her, too. She’s delighting in her problems and pain. I don’t like either of these women.

    • Powell says:

      Ooh Austin that’s good. Yes Heather is Gaslighting her. One of my fav films too w/Ingrid Bergman, Angela Lansbury- her 1 st film & I believe she got an Oscar nom & Charles Boyer & Joseph Cotten. 👍🎥🎦

    • Powell says:

      Her Heatherness is crafty. I think she’s doing it on purpose. Terry doesn’t have a choice in backing her up. There would be hell to pay if he didn’t.

  14. Powell says:

    I’m looking forward to Leah Remini’s new show. I’ve always loved her. I want to hear her and her family discuss being cut off/excommunicated from many of their friends because they left Scientology. So unfair.

  15. Powell says:

    I didn’t watch Jersey Shore. Are you all going to watch The Situation’s reality show w/his family and their family biz?

    • MM in OC says:

      NO!!!!

    • NJBev says:

      Oh, puh-leez tell me you’re making this UP!!
      I can’t, I tell you, I just CAN’T ANYMORE!!!

      • Powell says:

        Nope. I’m not. The Sitch said he lives 2 minutes away from Snooki but when they all said goodbye she told him to eff off so he’s leary about how she will receive him. He’s made up w/everyone else. He’s been sober 3 yrs now I think he said.

    • chismosa™ says:

      He was the biggest POS out of ALL the idiots on that show.
      He was malicious. Drugs or no drugs.

  16. Powell says:

    HAHA!!! Wendy Williams is a MESS! Randy/Jermaine Jackson’s wife Alejandra has a reality show coming on. Oy Vey… 😬

    • Powell says:

      The show airs in Nov. I’m sure someone here will find out the network. It sounds like it’s going to be a hot mess.

  17. BB says:

    Thanks, everyone for all my birthday wishes. I feel every bit of my 59 years today, but I’m very grateful for everything I have. Typical day with Just Jack and that’s special enough.

  18. Austin says:

    I’m just finishing last night’s episode, and I really can’t believe that Heather said something to the effect regarding Shannon, “Do we need to call an ambulance?” in next week’s episode. Yes, right, Heather, because anybody who calls you and Tamra out on your BS needs to be locked up in the looney bin. Good grief, what an evil person Heather is. Doesn’t seem like she’s gotten the memo that she’s not getting the sweetheart edit anymore and that she is incredibly transparent at this point.

    • mrs peabody says:

      I’m really disappointed that Vicky didn’t say something last night, she should have stood up for Shannon. That whole mess is on Tamara and for Heather to try to put it on Shannon is just plain mean, I didn’t see where Shannon was going to say a thing about it after Tamara denied saying anything. I’m really getting sick of Terry too, I think him and Heather are 2 of a kind.

      • Powell says:

        Heather keeps saying, “it was going to come out anyway” as her excuse for blabbing stuff. I like what Austin said. Heather is trying to gaslight Shannon. Trying to make Shannon think it’s all her. This is all on Tamra. Shannon can lay this all on Tamra’s door.

    • Foxymel11(Mel) says:

      Hi Austin. I agree with your take on Heather trying to insinuate that Shannon has lost her marbles and needs an ambulance. I can’t with this woman. Tamra and Heather deserve each other.

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      I agree, I thought it was so completely disingenuous and highly manipulative. It reminded me of cornering a lion then thinking the lion is acting vicious when they are only reacting to the fact that you have then pinned in.

      Then Tamra antagonizing the situation by manhandling her and chasing her around, when clearly all it did was antagonize Shannon.

      • NJBev says:

        perfect analogy, RR-
        I hate Heather DooBrow,
        she is a condescending, narcissistic little Botch.
        Don’t even get me started on the AH she married-

        Oh, I’ll bet she is loving the edit she’s getting this season,
        hahahahaha

        • rabblerouser2010R says:

          I love you Bev xox

          I don’t like Heather either. She is one of those people who talks to you in such a fashion, that you start to wonder if you have a booger hanging out your nose or something. It’s that odd line between being technically polite (usually) but at the same time give you the impression that they are desperately trying to find the nearest exit.

      • Powell says:

        Tamra did that to Alexis. That’s Tamra’s M.O.

  19. Thank you so much for the great blog!

    It was nice of David to stick up for Shannon when Terry was calling her out! Terry better watch it! David doesn’t seem like a chump to me. I can’t stand Heather and Tamra. If I were Shannon, I’d get off the show and work on my marriage. She doesn’t need this! Go to a real marriage counselor, not a holistic crystal one.

    • MM in OC says:

      I kept waiting for Terry to call David a penis (remember the promo commercials). Maybe that’s in the near future. Regardless, Terry obviously doesn’t have the debating skills his wife does. He looked like an idiot screaming for airtime.

      • rabblerouser2010R says:

        Terry is a big LAME-O. He tries to be funny and witty but he just fails at it. I am sure David must think he is a big moron.

        I am just picturing Terry growing up, he was probably the ‘good son’ who studied hard.and worked hard to get through medical school. But then he had a brother, who partied hard and rocked out and became a successful musician..abet drug use ruined it and cost him his life. But I bet somewhere inside Terry, it probably bothers him that his brother was the ‘cool’ one…so now he spends his time trying to be ‘cool’.

        Terry is not cool…and never will be cool.

        He would come across better if he was just happy with his success, instead of being a try hard.

        • Foxymel11(Mel) says:

          He is the “pleaser” type of man. Also, I think some men just like their women to talk down to them? I mean, this is what Heather does. At least he’s not the target and may get brownie points for being an idiot as far as Heather’s concerned.

      • Foxymel11(Mel) says:

        So right, MM in OC! I just rolled my eyes when Terry kept going. He is just looks like an idiot. I don’t think he was expecting David to be confrontational back. You see the parties that are happening in your neck of the woods? 😉

        • MM in OC says:

          The OC lady parties?? Nope, they live south about 30 minutes. I know people that live in ladera and have seen the “ladies” before. Jeana is supposed to be really nice. Friend saw Vicki on a plane and said she was very thin (so just imagine how emaciated the other women look). Other people that say that Tamra is a bitch – kids at same school at soccer games she sits alone on the field by herself and it on her mobile phone the entire time. Friend of a friend said Tamra’s a fun girl (I guess if you want to party, she’s fun). And of course Heather was a singer in the Don Miller Orchestra that used to play at Birraporetti’s in South Coast Plaza mall (it’s now a Claim Jumper). She was a snob then too – none of her bandmates could stand her except for Don Miller who was her boyfriend. The only thing nice I can say about her is that she looks relatively the same and she does have a nice voice.

          That’s the extent of my OC housewives. Saw Pandi at Villa Blanca once. She’s prettier in person.

          Any of the LA/OC fans want to get together at some point, we should meet in Long Beach!!!

  20. mrs peabody says:

    Heather’s new name “The Finger”

    • MM in OC says:

      That was the best talking head! Vicki is getting major props for her funny and honest commentary this season.

      Heather being the etiquette police should know that pointing is considered very rude. I wish Caroline was on the OC housewives to call Heather out!

  21. kendo says:

    OK, my comment on last night is that Christian is hot, hot, hot! Love that beach house!
    Lizzie doesn’t look good with all that makeup.
    And Shannon is beyond crazy! How many voices are in her head? Who could deal with all that? She needs major medication!

    • MM in OC says:

      Christian would be better looking if he shaved or combed his hair. One or the other. Both messy hair and scruff just looks sloppy.

      HW’s would drive anyone crazy.

    • mrs peabody says:

      I think this is not the show for Shannon. I don’t think she knew what she was really getting herself into. It’s easy to sit and watch it and think you can handle all these women but when having to deal with it in real life I’m sure it’s a lot more difficult than one would think, therefore I do not think Shannon is crazy, I think she plays one way and they play on a whole different level and it goes against everything she believes to behave like that. I honestly think the finger is the type that can outtalk anyone and make anyone she is talking to look crazy. She just has that way about her. Doesn’t make anything she is saying the truth but she sure makes herself sound reasonable and the other one not.

  22. kendographics says:

    I’m really enjoying Heather! Terry looks like he’s had some work done. Looks really good!

  23. I agree with everyone that said Vicki looks better in her THs.

    Vicki would look better with shorter, maybe a little bit darker blonde. Last night’s party, she looked pasty and sweaty. She needs to learn some makeup tricks and also buy the grease blotters. Her hair and makeup looked like she had been partying for hours!!

  24. rabblerouser2010R says:

    I didn’t get much of a chance to talk about NJ.

    I am not really feeling the newcomers very much, especially the twins.

    The new Teresa and her husband are OBNOXIOUS. I couldn’t believe when they were leaving how Resa bitched how ‘That f*cking kid took my shawl’, when all the poor child did was take a guests coat/outwear and nicely hang it IN THE CLOSET BY THE FRONT DOOR.

  25. shamrockblonde says:

    *sets down an ice cream cake* Happy Birthday BB!!!! – hope all of your wishes come true!! – *hugs BB realy hard*

    I watched the 24 finale last night – oh soooo good! – and as a result I have only caught pieces of last night’s drama – this much I know – Terry wants air time so badly that its pitiful – I have never liked that guy but from what I saw last night, commenting that David was trying to take him down, making it sound like he was this tough cool guy – so embarrassing – not to mention, I’m pretty sure that David could wipe the floor with Terry if he wanted to – assuming that he could catch Terry as he was running away – Shannon may not have lied but she does embellish – a lot – about what was said and how it was said – I only saw her outside trying to get away from Tammy sue – and her hysterics during that were just soo beyond – and Vicki not pointing out that tammy sue told her that about the whole taking down comment in order to keep Crooks safe from tammy sue is just sad – its desperate – she put him ahead of her so-called friends – Shannon – take your husband by the hand and go home – get off the show – go to a real doctor, a real dentist, and get some counseling – David is working hard to care for you and your children – you have a lot to be thankful for- if you spent as much time recognizing that as you do complaining and whining, your marriage would be in a better place –

    tammy sue will always throw major shade at someone to keep the spotlight away from her own selfish, shrewish, drunken ignorant behavior – I would rather listen to heather than have to endure tammy sue’s classless crude conversations – favorite body parts? seriously? at a dinner table? oh good grief –

    as for 24 – it was the best! I hope it comes back – the US needs Jack Bauer!!

    • NJBev says:

      nobody better lay a finger on the bow on that cake!!
      I’ll warn ya now—Don’t touch the bow-

    • Powell says:

      Shamrock I fell asleep AGAIN and only saw when Jack got in the helicopter. OMG. WTH? I hope it comes on Saturday night. 😖😭

    • Powell says:

      Yes what was w/favorite body part? Tamra is like Brandi w/the shocking topics of conversation. And the stupid table just jumped in w/both feet. They should have ignored her and started talking about something else.

      • boston02127 says:

        Have to admit, I think that I threw up a little in my mouth after hearing Brooks answer. Hearing that only makes me think Vicki is just as classless as Brooks for not getting up and leaving the table after his classy answer.

  26. AZGirl says:

    Happy Birthday BB! Tamara is ridiculous. She has no conscience at all. Is it just me but Eddie looks as if he is done with Tammy Sue’s BS. He just there to get paid and free food and drinks. Terry taking on David was hilarious. Terry now a “tough” guy because he has a spin off with Paul. I like that David protected Shannon.
    Did catch up with NJ yesterday. Just saw bits and parts while making dinner. I am not loving the newbies. Watching Gia complementing Joe on his speech was so heartwarming. Yes, Joe is a criminal and he is heading to jail but you can see he loves his girls and his family. Breaks my heart.

  27. HuskerHuny says:

    Where do I start with OC? How’s this . . .

    Vicki – there’s a new invention; it’s called a hairbrush. Try one sometime. And quit talking about your lady parts that your creepy boyfriend keeps bringing up. Yuck! Quit trying to stay on Tamra’s good side. She doesn’t have one. Shannon is a true friend and you should have backed her up.

    Heather and Terry – best line of the night. What’s your wife’s best physical attribute and Terry said Heather’s face to which Shannon replied, “You mean the one you made for her?” That was funny. To think that this man is cutting on people. He has the maturity of a 12 year old and that’s because Heather treats him as a 12 year old. How in the world does he have patients? He’s embarrassing to other doctors.

    Shannon – she’s at her rope’s end and she showed it last night in all of its glory. I feel for her, but at the same time, why in the world did she sign up to put her life and all of its warts on TV? I truly do believe that she will take Tamra down and hopefully, Heather and Terry as well. I hope she has the strength to do so when it comes to the reunion.

    Tamra – is she playing for real or playing a role when it comes to this show? She said on WWHL last night that she’s doing her job and keeping the show entertaining. Andy replied her job is to act normal. Which is she – acting or normal? Either way, she’s a liar, she’s obnoxious, she’s aging badly, her own children don’t want to be around her, says she doesn’t understand Twitter but proceeded to have a Twitter war with her own child not so long ago. SHE’S A LIAR!!! Yet Heather believes her. We all saw her lie to Shannon’s face in the past episodes. She knows she was caught red-handed because the cameras were rolling so she had to admit it. But the cameras didn’t catch her saying that Terry said that he was going to take down the Beadors, so she doesn’t have to cop to that one. I believe Terry said it and I believe Tamra repeated it to Shannon and Vicki.

    Lizzie – poor Lizzie. Her dinner was ruined by Tamra who decided to bring up the take you down comment. It’s your fault Tamra, no one elses. You could have kept it to yourself, but no, you have no class, so out it came. Just doing your job – I know. And now you’re going to be a grandmother. That poor child is going to have a ‘roided out father and a I don’t care who I hurt grandmother. Whew – that’s a lot for a sweet, innocent baby.

    Boy howdy, that’s a whole bunch of words. Sorry. I do feel better for getting it all out. I’m hoping Shannon can get her stuff together and is able to expose some of these witches and their spouses. The reunion should be fun.

    • T-Rex says:

      HH- I don’t know why everyone on this show is afraid of that viper TrailerTrashTrampySue! IckyVicky and PointlessDubrow you idiots can band together and take that hag down, but yet you both choose to follow your TrashQueen instead of growing a pair and putting her in her place! TrailerTrashTrampySue I believe is acting somewhat for the cameras, by stirring the pot whenever she can when normal folks wouldn’t and throwing a match on gasoline whenever she can as well. She is a Lying Liar who Lies, she lies so much she can’t keep them straight and I can’t for the life of me understand why no one confronts her!

      • Powell says:

        T-Rex IDK why they’re ascared either. Tamra lies so much that her lies alone is what can take her down. Heather just needs to get back just what she dishes out.

  28. Powell says:

    🍊County is on.

  29. Amalfi says:

    Omg — it is Tamra’s time for the bitch edit. I never thought I would see the day… although they didnt really need to edit much to make her look like a first class beyotch.

    • jezzibel says:

      I cannot wait to see her running away screaming “that no one will ever see her again” at that dinner…..its long over due that she gets called out on talking from both sides of her mouth.

      • mrs peabody says:

        I wonder what brings that on. You really have to wonder what these women think when they see these scenes played back on tv surely they know their lies are going to be shown. How embarrassing to have your boyfriend say you vaginal is your best part on national tv or worse yet having him keep saying give me a kiss over and over, wonder if he was trying to make sure Vicki didn’t say anything she shouldn’t. Or telling everyone someone does nothing but yell at you (oh boohoo finger, give it a rest) when we can all see she wasn’t yelling. I could go on and on.

        • T-Rex says:

          He is totally inappropriate and if he’s will to say and do this crap in public, IMAGINE what he says in private, ::::shudders:::: at that thought. You just know that dude bangin other women.

          • Foxymel11(Mel) says:

            Lol T-Rex! I hope you’re feeling better, btw.

            Soon they will break up AGAIN and it will come out that he was a real freak, a la Camille Grammer and her ex.

            • T-Rex says:

              LOL on the TwoFaceCamillaFameWhore, I mean seriously you moron you “out” your ex for doing something nasty in the sack, but you are the actual idiot cause you let him do that to you to begin with. These women need to ask the Wizard for a Brain!

            • Powell says:

              Isn’t she seeing a guy in LA? Someone posted a link to a story.

          • MM in OC says:

            I thought the vagina comment was funny, but I have a pretty sick sense of humor. More grossed out that Tamra asked such a tacky question. Only fitting she should get a tacky answer.

  30. designernailsdiana says:

    HaPpY BiRtHdAy BB!! 🎂

  31. NJBev says:

    Great Great blog today!! thanks so much Starrs99
    personally loooved the “I don’t do math on Mondays”
    roflmao
    gonna go read comments-it’s raining so I don’t have to water
    today!!

  32. Is Bravo really giving Gross George & his “fiance” a spin-off? Please tell me that this isn’t true!

  33. LisaJ says:

    I don’t know if Tamra had work done to her face, but she’s definitely had work on her eyes. She looks like Liberace. Why people are afraid of her is beyond me.

    • kit9 says:

      Absolutely. I noticed the very first ep. this season. Her eyes look weird. Andy asked her about her face and having had work done last night and, of course, Tamra first lied about it before finally copping to ‘fillers’. Just fillers, my butt.

      • Powell says:

        Fillers, botox. Vicki doesn’t do enough to take care of her skin and Tamra does too much. There’s a happy medium. They want instant results. They don’t want to work at getting results.

    • Powell says:

      LisaJ last night on Wwhl which one of LynnFam our very own Disgrazia tweeted and Andy asked her tweet did Tamra do something to her face. Tamra kept lying saying no after Andy was looking hard saying she had filler. She finally admitted she did. She wasted her money cuz it makes her look older.

  34. boston02127 says:

    Over the years we have heard so many housewives use the word “bully”. I’m surprised it hasn’t been used on the OC. Tamra is a big bully.

    I also can’t believe that she doesn’t think that all her lies aren’t going to catch up with her. She blatantly lies to cover a different lie on camera.

  35. cusi77 says:

    Happy Birthday BB!!!! Vivan las Baronesas!!!!

  36. chismosa™ says:

    Powell – Diabla Dina’s first foray into reality tv was not tlc it was VH1 👋 so let’s not try to make her something she’s not. LOL!

    It was “my big fat fabulous wedding”

    —/(I commented yesterday late to NJBev about Dina’s age)

    —-

    BOSTON: thanks for the Jill newsletter. I can’t believe I’m taping this show. But I shall! Never seen it before.

    TRex how did you find out which house is Jill z’s? Im going to read the listing ….

    Ny tonight. Yay. And NO NY hws on wwhl. Odd!

  37. boston02127 says:

    The leg flies tonight.

    • Boobah says:

      Great comment!! I read it like “The eagle has landed”. Hahahahaha!!! Phew! Good belly laugh – thanks Boston!!

  38. Jan (TexasTart) says:

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