S6E10 “The Day Of Jacqueline”
We start off with the girls at the airport not dressed appropriately for a plane ride. They are at baggage collecting their mountains of luggage. They toast Teresa while riding in their luxury van to the hotel. They discuss Amber not coming cause her blood work is off. Mego is relieved she is not coming. Less drama. They arrive at a palatial estate. Then back to Teresa in NJ looking at homes. She and Gia are meeting an agent to view a home. Tre is less than impressed by this house. The house is beautiful by most standards. They flash back to Tre saying “I don’t want to live in someone else’s house. That’s gross.” (Wait til she finds out how many people have been in your prison cell before you.) The house is 8800 square feet! Mine is 2400… She is claiming all she needs is a house with a door and her 4 daughters. We are now back at the home in Miami. Its 80’s/Miami Vice. Everyone is dragging in their luggage. There is no butler.
Amber arrives at her doc’s for more testing. The talking head is with Amber and that awful white eye liner! Amber is pretty worked up and nervous. They do a blood draw.
We now arrive to the much anticipated arrival of Jacqueline. The scene is very staged. Kathy arrives at Jac’s place with a box of desserts. Nick is with his therapist. He is of course drinking his blk. Looks like this is his music therapy. He appears to be attending. He is using small sentences. Looks like he is making strides. He is reading and spelling, but still not as verbal. Kathy and Jac discuss Richie and Kathy building a new home. Their house is framed. Jac is Kathy’s taste tester. (I would like to sign up for that!) Kathy mentions Dina’s name and we then see Jac in a “Zen” pose. LOL!
We arrive poolside in Miami and the girls are bikini clad and they have a pool boy. One of the twins is rubbing lotion or oil in between her boobs while chatting with the pool boy. ICK! The ladies are bonding and talking about their men. They are boozing and waving to boats. Melissa dances around the pool. Dina comments that Mel likes to show off her body. Jealous?
Jac and Kathy discuss the plea deal. Kathy feels terrible for her. Jac has hives. Jac discusses the Arizona trip how they had put stuff aside. When they got back, they had made plans to go out and then never did. She tells Kathy she sent a message. She reads it aloud to Kathy. Jac is crying while reading these over emotional texts. (Jac’s eyes look super weird in her talking head…like the eye liner is weird!) Tre responded to Jac’s texts with a short response…thank you, kisses! (Tre is as deep as a puddle…)
The ladies in Florida are at a market buying fish. Dina egmits she doesn’t really cook. She eats hummus. They are looking for longhots? WTF are those? The twins create a lot of white noise.
Back at Casa Gorga, Joey is taking care of his kids while Melissa is away. Answers the phone and of course it is Mego. The kids are behaving wild…I am sure production loves this. Joey is very protective of his little girl. As it should be.
Amber is in her paper gown waiting for the doctor to come in. Jim is there holding her hand. Blood work came back. The blood work is perfectly fine. Everything is good. Doctor pronounces her in perfect health.
Kathy and Jac go to see Kathy’s construction. Of course, Jac is wearing stilettos. The studs are up. Looks like the kitchen is the centerpiece of the home. Jac announces that they are selling their home. Jac says they are downsizing to make sure they can afford Nick’s therapies.
The Florida group decides to call Amber to see how she is doing. Nicole announces that she always wants to know if someone is talking behind her back. Says she always wants to know. Dina looks like she is gonna vomit on her shoes. The girls are in the kitchen dressed in heels and strapless tops and dresses. Amber calls Dina. She announces everything is fine! Blood work is good and they are coming to Florida. Dina seems less than enthused that Amber is gonna come and mess with the Zen. Dina goes to tell the group about Amber’s news. Amber is bringing Jim and Dina says, “Don’t kill the messenger!”
Back at Tre’s place. Looks like Joe just got home from work…yet; he is wearing a suit and tie. Where did he come from? A court appointment? They discuss selling the house and how it is ridiculously big. (Did no one talk about his when they were building?) Tre says she is being business savvy while looking for a new house.
The vaca girls are serving their meal and saying grace. Food looks delicious. These bitches are way too skinny and look like they never eat a full meal. Mego is buzzed. Melissa doesn’t know what a golden shower or pearl necklace is. They google these terms to show Melissa what this is. Rino sends Teresa a text that if Jim is coming to Florida, he is not coming. He is way smarter than we gave him credit for. Girls move outside and the conversation turns.
Dina and Teresa are off to the side of the group. Dina is trying to work up the balls to tell her what Amber knows. Everyone ends up back at the table by the pool. I kinda like the loyalty of the twins. When they care about a person, they will not perpetuate a rumor. Teresa does not want to know the rumor. Nicole does. Dina looks like she is gonna poop in her pants and vomit on everyone’s shoes. Everyone decides to go to bed without laying this rumor to bed. Not something I could do.
We are left up in the air. Previews for the next episode seem so Scary Island! Can’t wait!
Don’t Be Tardy
S3E12 “Off The Bench”
The last episode, just a couple days ago, Kim was having her Mommy makeover. In this seasons’ finale, Kroy is working out in the house. He’s about to go to Falcons training camp, after being laid up for a year with his Achilles Tendon injury. Kim thinks it would be fantastic to have a party for him before he ships out for 5 weeks. Kim’s going to fly in some of Kroy’s friends from the NFL and Montana for the party.
Kim says that she’s two weeks post surgery. I think she has a surprising amount of energy and mobility if it’s only been two weeks. Of course she did at once say training camp was 3 weeks and then say it was 5 weeks, so I’m not sure Kim keeps her weeks straight. Kim’s friend and stylist Shun Melson shows up with some dresses for Kim to try on for the party. She brought some cocktail dresses from Givenchy and Victoria Beckham, but will haul out something, designer unnamed at the end to say this one is appropriate for Kroy’s party.
KJ has a moment with Kroy in the workout room. Kroy’s chiropractor arrives to work him over. Kroy tells him that he’s not feeling mentally confident going back on to the field. I’m quite amused to see Kroy has bright yellow nail polish with spots or something, on the big toes. No polish on the other toes. Wait, why am I even questioning that it’s not all the toes?! Chuckles.
Kim enlists Shun to help her figure out how to use the video editor on the computer. She’s having a video made of Kroy’s friends and family wishing him well as he goes back to work. Wait, isn’t that what the party’s for? They’re not successful in piecing the videos together and Shun says she just wants to do clothes – not computers.
Kroy is out of the house and the party is being set up in his man cave. Kim’s dress looks like something Taylor Swift would perform in. Kroy comes home early and everyone scrambles to get it together to surprise him. Kroy had an idea something was up, but he was really surprised and touched that all his buddies were there for the party. There’s a chef cooking for everyone and Kim shows her video that includes all the same people at the party wishing him well and encouraging him.
Days later, the family all says goodbye and the part with Kash saying goodbye was too cute for words. Kroy drives off into a the sunset in his Porsche. Okay, there’s no sunset, but I’m sure it’s more peaceful where he’s going!
Tune in Thursday September 25th for a special edition “Security Cam Sessions” to watch the Biermann bunch act like The Couch People watching themselves.