Vanderpump Rules – Instafight – Recap

Vanderpump Rules

“Instafight” – by HydrangeaHussy

The kids from Sur are back!  Last season Stassi finally dumped Jax after learning that he slept with her (now former) BFF Kristen.  Kristen put her (former) boyfriend Tom through the ringer after he cheated, only to have it revealed that she cheated too.  Tom was comforted by former-friend/current-girlfriend, Ariana.  Kristen moved on to Tom’s (former) friend, James.  Scheana got engaged, Katie didn’t have much going on besides her drunken antics, & Stassi quit Sur.  Now, on to the new season!

We begin with Jax, who tells us that he thought that the group was over after all of the drama last year.  But, the group has grown up and moved forward.  Jax realizes that he’s made lots of mistakes, but he’s changed now.  He’s at a high point, but he’s still scared that something will go wrong.  Things usually go wrong for him, and it’s usually his own fault.  Kristen lost all of her friends and her apartment after last year.  She’s now dated James, a Sur busser and Tom’s former roomie.  She is happy now that she’s out of her toxic relationship with Tom.  Tom and Ariana are also happier now.  Ariana feels like they moved seamlessly from friends to a relationship.  Scheana’s life is going great – everything she’s wanted is happening for her.  A weight was lifted when Stassi moved away and everyone except Katie is happier.

Scheana invites Katie to her birthday party, saying that there may not be tequila there.  Katie is still upset about her drunken reputation and is obviously still hating Scheana.  Her attitude hasn’t changed at all.  Katie doesn’t want to go because Tom, Ariana, Kristen, and James will be there.  Katie thinks it’s dumb to invite the two couples to the same party.

Lisa arrives at Sur, where Jax is bartending.  She’s looking for a new challenge, so she’s opening Pump, a new restaurant/lounge in West Hollywood.  She has a whole new young and hot staff.  Lisa kept Jax and Tom at separate bars after their fight, but Tom wasn’t making as much money.  Eventually Tom moved back to the main bar, where the two began in silence and moved up to small talk and now friends.  Jax thinks that he did Tom a favor by breaking up his relationship.  He says that it was a mistake to sleep with Kristen, but doesn’t seem to really mean it.  I think he’s just as self-centered as always.


In the kitchen, Kristen tells Scheana that she needs to talk, but not at work.  Kristen tells Scheana that Tom went to Miami and cheated on Ariana.  The girl posted something online about it and Kristen reached out to her via Instagram.  Kristen says that the details are too specific to be lies.  She’s going to let Scheana do whatever she wants with the information.  She won’t give Scheana the details at work, so Scheana only gets part of the story.

Other Tom, Katie’s boyfriend, is going to be working at Pump.  Katie is excited because they plan to get married, but Other Tom needs a job first.  Katie thanks Lisa for the job and tells Lisa that they have a full house right now.  Stassi and her boyfriend are moving back to LA for his job.  Lisa is shocked because she thought that Stassi would stay in New York.  She isn’t happy with the way that Stassi left because she was a good friend to Stassi and Stassi didn’t treat her with much respect.  I agree that Stassi owes Lisa an apology for leaving without giving notice.  Kristen will pass the message to Stassi, who is already on the way to Sur.  Stassi doesn’t seem too happy that her boyfriend wanted to move back to LA.  It’s so nice that Katie has someone to complain with again.  She tells Stassi that Lisa is still “butt-hurt” about the way Stassi left.  Stassi doesn’t really think she did anything wrong.  She thinks that Lisa was too sensitive.  Umm, you just quit coming to work!  Lisa is running a business here, not a charity!  Katie seems like one of those girls who just goes along with whoever she is with at the moment – super sweet to Lisa, then cutting her down behind Lisa’s back with Stassi.  Two-faced much?

Pump is almost ready to open.  Lisa says that it’s become a much larger project than she anticipated.  Robert Earl, owner of Planet Hollywood and Mixology, visits to give his stamp of approval.  I have to admit, the whole thing is gorgeous!  Later on, Lisa and her chef, Penny, are coming up with a good, sexy menu for Pump.  Lisa has a passion for food, and understand that it needs to look as good as it tastes.

Kristen and James meet Scheana and Shay for birthday drinks.  Scheana plans to be dancing on the bar by the end of the night.  She describes how busy she was the night before.  Then she tells the guys that Tom hooked up with a girl in Miami.  Kristen tells the whole story.  The girl told Kristen that she slept with Tom.  Scheana worries that Kristen is being malicious in trying to break up Tom and Ariana.  Yeah, that sounds about right.  Why can’t she just let Tom be happy with someone else?  It’s none of her business anymore.  James tells more details than we really need to hear.  He is loving this, the look of glee on James’ face when he talks trash about his former friend.  Scheana gets upset because Ariana is her best friend and she doesn’t know what to do.  Kristen admits that, if it were anyone but Ariana, she wouldn’t have investigate the social media rumor.  She wants to punish Ariana for screwing around with Tom while he was still with Kristen.  These kids need a good hobby or something, their love lives are way too intertwined and confusing.  Kristen isn’t going to tell Ariana, so it falls on Scheana to tell her.

Jax and Other Tom are going to see the plastic surgeon.  Jax has a deviated septum and has trouble breathing, so he’s going to have surgery.  Umm, did anyone else catch the lips on the receptionist?  Holy cow!  Taylor Armstrong’s got nothing on this lady!  Jax is pulling a Taylor, getting a nose job while his deviated septum is getting fixed.  Other Tom admits that he’s apprehensive about Scheana’s birthday.  Jax began dating Carmen, a girl from Sur.  He has now met someone else, Tiffany, who lives in Las Vegas.  He’s town between the two girls.  One of the benefits of Tiffany is that she’s friends with Jax’s surgeon, so he’s getting a discount.  Yeah, I really believe he’s changed.

Stassi is going to Pump so she can meet with Lisa.  She says that she’s grown up and was finally happy in New York.  Now that she’s back in LA, she’s getting dragged back into the drama.  Lisa gives her a hug, but says that she’s still cross with Stassi.  They sit down to talk.  Lisa tells Stassi that she was a good friend and Stassi disappeared.  Stassi makes an excuse that she just dropped off the earth.  Lisa isn’t letting Stassi go easily, telling her that she was really there for Stassi and that wasn’t appreciated.  Stassi says that she just nods and apologizes to Lisa, even though she doesn’t mean it.  Stassi can’t believe that the Sur group isn’t growing and changing, so she doesn’t want to be a part of it.  She says that everyone but Katie is in the same place.  Lisa points out that Katie is in the same place too.  Way to call Stassi out on her grudges and hypocrisy!  Lisa admits that Kristen did some very wrong things and understands why Stassi doesn’t want Kristen in her life.  Stassi has begun a blog that she hopes to make money from eventually.  Lisa advises her to get a paying job, then a hobby blog.


Scheana and Ariana are getting ready for the party.  Scheana has to show Ariana the messages from Miami because she can’t keep it to herself.  Ariana reads the messages calmly.  She knows that some of what she’s reading is BS.  She knows that the guys hung out with girls in Miami, but she thinks that the girl is trying to capitalize on that.  Ariana doesn’t believe that Tom cheated on her.  Scheana doesn’t really believe that Tom is telling Ariana the truth.  She’s worried about her best friend.  Ariana wonders why Kristen is getting involved.  Scheana’s gut tells her that there is something to the story, but Ariana doesn’t believe it.  Ariana thinks that this is another example of Kristen trying to hurt her.

It’s party time!  The group is at Mixology for Scheana’s birthday.  Kristen is happy to be there with James, who is the DJ.  He’s already a somewhat successful DJ, though I’ve never hear of him or these other people he name-drops.  Other Tom is going to the party, though Katie didn’t really want him to go.  Good for him!  Jax arrives with Carmen, who is in college.  What is an educated girl doing with Jax?  She’s also friends with the group, which is a plus compared to Tiffany.  When Ariana and Tom arrive, Kristen realizes that Ariana didn’t believe the Instagram story.  Scheana pulls Tom aside to discuss the rumor.  Tom denies that he hooked up with the girl in Miami, but admits that he hung out with her and exchanged numbers.  He already told Ariana about it.  He doesn’t even want to see the texts that Kristen showed Scheana.  Scheana doesn’t really believe Tom, but wants to stay out of this if they are happy.  Tom questions why Scheana is friends with Kristen, who goes out of her way to hurt Tom and Ariana, and James, who has treated Tom so badly.  That’s actually a good question.  Later on, James explains why he’s annoyed by James – he’s loud and obnoxious, spits in people’s faces, walks around like a Muppet.  I didn’t really see any of that, but James did get on my nerves for some reason.


Stassi, Kristen, and some groupies are going out for drinks.  Stassi wonders why Scheana is friends with Jax and Kristen.  The group is shocked that Other Tom went to the party.  Stassi says that he can do what he wants, but that it would make her mad if her boyfriend went.  Typical Stassi – you can do whatever you want, as long as it’s what I want.  She’s confused that Ariana and Scheana are BFF, but Scheana and Kristen are friends.  You’ve been gone for 6 months, don’t come back and act like you’re still Queen B of this group.  I think that Stassi is pissed her friends moved on without her, so she’s putting them down and clinging to whatever followers she has left.  They girls say that Kristen is crazy and not worth being friends with, but they spend an awful lot of time talking about her.  Peter and another Sur bartender join the ladies.  Peter doesn’t like Kristen, so he doesn’t like Scheana.

Back at the party, the group sees an Instagram from the ladies.  They decide to start an Instagram war to prove who’s having the most fun.  Wait, didn’t these people all say they grew up?

Jax asks Kristen what was being said about Miami.  He asks why Kristen bothered to investigate.  Kristen defends herself – saying that Tom is a liar and cheater.  Kristen is a liar and cheater too!  She doesn’t want Jax to defend Tom.  He thinks that Kristen is still obsessed with Tom, despite how happy she says she is with James.  Scheana tells James that Tom denied sleeping with the Miami girl.  James says that he’s lying.  How would James know?  Was he there?  Why is he involved?  Tom asks Kristen to come talk to him, but Kristen ignores him.  For someone who puts so much effort into researching her ex, she sure wants people to think she doesn’t care about him.  For someone who loves to tell rumors, she won’t say it to Tom’s face.  James rushes to her defense, interjecting between Tom and Kristen.  Tom tells James that he wants to know why she’s so interested in his life.  Tom tells James to stay out of it and go take another Beamer selfie.  Apparently James is known for taking selfies in his Beamer.  Ok, so the guy is a tool.  James says that he isn’t in competition with Tom, because there is no competition.  This guy is way too big for his britches!  James starts telling Tom not to “get smart” and Tom shoves James’ face.  Of course, there’s a fight in the first episode!



Happy Birthday LADebra




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163 Responses to Vanderpump Rules – Instafight – Recap

  1. Veena (NMD) says:

    Happy Birthday LADebra!

  2. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. It looks like it’s going to be a nice day out. 54 degrees right now. I hope you have good weather. Have a great day.

  3. Veena (NMD) says:

    The actors on Vanderpump Rules get better each season. It’s hard to take the show seriously – but it doesn’t get on my last nerve like some of the others. The cast are really active on twitter -they know what they are supposed to do to sell this show.

    • Powell says:

      🙂 The “actors”.

    • T-Rex says:

      Yeah, not sure why they are even billing this as a “reality” show, it is clearly not, it’s very heavily scripted. Yeah Stassi and her fake-boyfriend just “happen” to move back so that she can be paid a lot of money to appear on the program, give me a break. It’s no worse than any of the other shows out there though, as you said. 99% of this cast list themselves as “actors”, so they clearly are utilizing those skills to get themselves into more roles.

      • VV™ says:

        T-Rex, Stassi has been dating Patrick for a year or so. She did move to NY to be with him. I do think, she talked him into moving his radio show to LA so, she could do VPR. I agree they are all actors on the show but they’ve all said they are aspiring actors/models/musicians. They are well aware of how reality TV works and what is expected of them.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      I just can’t bring myself to watch this show. It makes me feel like I’m that close to contracting an STD. It really makes me feel dirty!

      • T-Rex says:

        To me, it’s like a scripted Soap Opera, no different. I think they are trying to be like Melrose Place, but coming off as a very poor, immature, version of a really bad soap opera, think Beverly hills 90210 without anyone having any money but still as extremely annoying.

      • Barb (Just Wondering In Jersey) says:

        I tried watching the first episode last year. I couldn’t make it through that and have not been back.

  4. Powell says:

    I didn’t watch VPR last night but from the earlier promos it looks like a lot of made up stuff this season.

  5. Veena (NMD) says:

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  7. Veena (NMD) says:

    Uh oh – Kristen is in trouble

  8. not THAT Jill says:

    A quick Q&A with Brandi at the end of the article-She would like to fire Kyle and Lisa makes everyone wait the longest to film…she can’t talk about the slap and she actually listened to bravo for a change and didn’t give much away!!

    • T-Rex says:

      So this pretty much confirms that VileKyle fans not going to be happy this season, she looks to be the unfortunate cast member to get the bitch edit. And THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-MORON-STFUBrandi confirms she’s the “herpes” of the Reality show world. UGH! I did hear, that she was told she would be immediately fired and edited out of the season, if she talked about the show without their permission.

      • not THAT Jill says:

        She’s going to slip up and tweet something about the show-she always does…I just hope someone sees it before she deletes it!!
        I didn’t think Brandi and Kyle would end up as friends this season-Kyle has nothing to gain by being friends with her-I don’t think it was ever Kyle’s intention to try to take lisa down-I think she wanted Lisa to admit that she does bitchy things like the rest of them do. I know I’m in the minority with this thinking but it’s ok…I was in the minority for soooo long with my Brandi thinking!!!

        • T-Rex says:

          Yeah, but if I remember correctly VileKyle and THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-MORON-STFUBrandi were twatting all “warm and fuzzies” to each other at the end of last season. Yeah, I was on that morons bandwagon but firmly came off of it rather quickly. I still think we need a drinking game for all the fake maladies THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-MORON-STFUBrandi is going to come up with, she probably states she fake-broke her hand again Slapping the RoyalVpump. Yeah, you and I have to continue to agree to disagree about the RoyalVpump, take-down attempt.

          • not THAT Jill says:

            I don’t care about the take down stuff because it all came out of Brandi’s mouth-we all know how she operates so her telling Lisa that everyone wanted to take her down doesn’t surprise me-it suited her agenda at the time-she wanted to be Lisa’s pet-Lisa fell for it hook line and hooker!!!
            I think that in the beginning of this season Kyle Lisa and Brandi start out on ok terms…I can’t wait to watch this mess!!! I’m dying to know why Brandi cracks Lisa-they better not edit the scene out like they did last season with “I just check mated you bitch”!!!

            • T-Rex says:

              The RoyalVpump, clearly stated that she was “okay” to be filming with THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-MORON-STFUBrandi as a cast-mate, a co-worker, she would be cordial and friendly, BUT they were not and are not friends, nor did they socialize, outside of filming for the show. I also agree if they edit the “slap heard round the ho-wives world” that will be very annoying.

          • Powell says:

            So t-Rex you want us drunk blogging? 😉 🍷🍸🍺🍻

      • Powell says:

        And we knew Kyle and Brandi would no longer be “friends” this season. Kyle was just convenient since Brandi wasn’t getting her daily 9 am calls from Lisa.

    • kit9 says:

      Brandi’s been leaking new season info by bashing Kyle for a while now. A couple months ago, Brandi called a zit she had ‘Kyle’ on the podcast, remember? So, I knew right then that they are not getting a long this season. So, the dingbat is still leaking info. Course, doubt Bravo listens to her show…lol

      • not THAT Jill says:

        Kit the only person who listens to her show is YOU!! I swear her fans never ever tweet about the pod cast-ever!!

  9. I Need A Life! says:

    Good morning. I’ve been reading conflicting reports about the filming of Season 7 New Jersey. Some reports have said they’re filming, while “Gossip Cop,” says that there has been no filming, not even Tre.

    • T-Rex says:

      Oooo, very interesting. Have to keep us posted. Usually though, folks that see them filming, every day folk, usually twatter up some pics of them filming.

    • Orson says:

      I’d have thought they learned their lesson from season 4; do not film the new season until after the reunion from last season is in the can.

  10. not THAT Jill says:

    Brandi has an app that protects her from herself…what a friggen idiot-she’s a grown ass woman and needs an app to keep her from drunk textig and tweeting???

  11. Powell says:

    HH James is too big for his britches huh? 👖 🙂

  12. shamrockblonde says:

    I have tried several times to watch this trainwreck and every time I get disgusted and turn it off – it almost seems incestuous somehow – last night I watched Master Chef Junior – soooo good – the current Top Chef contestants got nothing on these kids – and Aaron could take a page out of their book when dealing with his competition – these little ones support and help each other at every turn – love this show – actually made me cry a little – and WAY better than watching a bunch of 30 something year old wanna-bes doing their best impersonation of uneducated, uncooth self-absorbed twits

    • T-Rex says:

      Shammy- This is what we watched last night as well. It was so wonderful to see these amazing youngsters all there “pulling” for each other, even if it’s a competition. This was really nice to see. We loved the show the last time, but this group seems even better.

    • kit9 says:

      I LOVE this show! I stumbled across it last season and was immediately addicted and got several others to watch it and they love it too!

  13. shamrockblonde says:

    T-Rex! I know!! their reaction at learning that they would not in fact have to kill the chickens was oh so cute! – and the one little girl saying that if she won the money she would give most of it to charity and buy a horse! – I will take their innocence any day over all the antics of the Bravo shows!

  14. boston02127 says:

    I started watching VPR and was really turned off by the instant gossip, the period conversation and the fight and who slept with who. This could be a fun show but they are going down such a sleazy road.

    I’d rather watch Lisa decorated the new restaurant than watch all that b/s.

  15. boston02127 says:

    Thank you for the great blog HydrangeaHussy. 🙂

  16. not THAT Jill says:

    What is the average age demographic for RHOBH? Does anyone know? I’m asking because Brandi has come out with an app that blocks the user from texting or tweeting or calling certain people while drunk as a skunk. Do woman who watch HWs seriously need this app? I’m thinking if you are over the age of 40-which it seems most of Brandi’s fans are-you shouldn’t need an app to tell you what to do!!!

    • boston02127 says:

      I think Brandi made that app for herself. I’m 23 and can go the rest of my lifetime without it.

      • not THAT Jill says:

        I think she made it for herself too but I find it soooooo funny that her twitter followers are saying they can’t wait to get it-they are my age (47) or older and talk about grand kids and gardens-WTF ARE THEY GOING TO DO WITH THIS APP?????

        • T-Rex says:

          Well, we have this town in Florida called The Villages which has the highest STD rates in the state, and folks are constantly being fined, and/or arrested for public indecency and public fornication(yep that’s the word the paper used), and here is the kicker, it’s an exclusive retirement community, got to be over 60 to live there. Very high end homes, golf courses, country clubs, etc. but it’s the Trailer Park of Retired folks of Florida in their escapades! Maybe they could use it, LOL! Of course most of them probably don’t know what an app is!

          • not THAT Jill says:

            I just keep picturing these middle aged fans of hers running around in F.U. Hoodies and STFU tank tops while babysitting their grandchildren and saying “oh I’m bombed off my ass -let me turn on my Blunder Blocker app”….I can’t even!!!

            • T-Rex says:

              Have you even seen one person wearing her crappy clothes?

              • not THAT Jill says:

                In my real life? NOOOOO!!! And I don’t know anyone in my real life how needs her app-even my young nieces are smart enough to know better!!

                • T-Rex says:

                  I have two cousins one 28 and the other 31, and I asked them if women their age would need this app. They both said that app is not something they would need or use. Mind you these two both have PHD’s, I asked if they knew anyone that would use it. They said that maybe girls with very low self esteem problems, with very huge alcohol or drug issues, that slept around a lot, and were very needy and needed constant attention, could probably use that app on their phone. Mind you, I didn’t mention the Ho-wives or who wrote the app, just a quick would you use this app, interesting that they pegged THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-MORON-STFUBrandi as the only one suited for an app like this!

                  • not THAT Jill says:

                    My nieces are coming over on Friday for a little party-I’m going to ask them if they would pay for an app like this. Thanks for asking your cousins-very interesting answers!!

                    • T-Rex says:

                      That will be cool to see what they think. My cousin did send me a post that this app has been out for a while, she was wondering how I, her much older, married cousin, who doesn’t even have a twatter account would even know about this app, LOL! I am not ancient I reminded them.

    • chismosa says:

      I’m surprised SHE came up with this. I feel I heard about this like 3 years ago …..
      She’s the first ?

      Color my shocked.

    • T-Rex says:

      A little less than Half the audience is skewed in the 18-49 and the other bigger half is over the 49 mark, so I would say median age falls between 51-54 years old, if I had to make a guess. NO ONE is buying that App, except morons who follow THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-MORON-STFUBrandi, because grown ass adult women have something called “self control” and usually after age 40 do not sit around drinking and dialing up random dudes to F***. Her rabid idiots, er supporters have the IQ of a slug(sorry to slugs everywhere) so they will buy it to support her, but none will use it. GrownAss Adult women, unless they are a housewife on a reality show, don’t twatter away nonsense while all drunked up and call folks names and have twatter fights that make no sense, for no reason. I think Bravo probably needs to attach this to several Ho-Wives phones and demand they use it in the contracts they sign, as they seem to be the only ones that would actually need this.

    • chismosa says:

      I’m surprised SHE came up with this. I feel I heard about this like 3 years ago …..
      She’s the first ?

      Color me shocked.

  17. plainviewsue says:

    Rosie Pierri told me to go scratch today. I have arrived!!!! LOL

    • rabblerouser2010R says:

      LOL- …awesome possum.

    • not THAT Jill says:

      Go scratch….she’s not even original!!! I saw the twitter exchange-she thinks she fooling people with her fake girlfriend and gets so pissed off at anyone who doesn’t believe her!! She can go scratch her ass in Macy’s window!!

    • chismosa says:


      I love that expression. My friends were using that like 13 yrs ago. I feel bad for people who’ve never heard it before !

      Why haven’t we heard from the “”””girlfriend””” again? Does she not want to confirm anything anymore??!

    • T-Rex says:

      Awesome Congratulations PVS, you are our Rockstar when it comes to getting shout outs from Bravo!!! Oh and someone told me that she used the word “twatter” at the Reunion! Is this true, means she reads here too!!

      • plainviewsue says:

        LOL! The best was Rosie said at the reunion everyone needs to get off twitter, and there she is the night of the reunion, retweeting and favoriting every nasty tweet about Teresa. Go scratch Rosie!!!

    • VV™ says:

      Rosie is certifiable. She’s not smart enough to take advantage of the platform that Bravo has given her. She always resorts to insults and personal attack.

  18. boston02127 says:

    Is anyone else planning on watching this new show?

    • T-Rex says:

      I probably won’t, I did watch the PBS show a few years back when folks lived like it was the early 1800’s, even Oprah made a visit and lived with them a week or so to see if she could do it.

    • New England Girl says:

      I might. I’m obsessed with “Buying Alaska” and the people that live way out in the wilderness. Thank you for the heads up, Mrs. Boston!

  19. lillybee says:

    Talking about food related reality shows, Lisa hired Penny Davidi as head chef at Pump. Penny was a nasty contestant on the Next Food Network Star show. This makes me wonder if there is a reality show in the works for Pump. Penny will bring the drama.

    • T-Rex says:

      Lilly – Penny was also on a celebrity version of Chopped for the Food Network. She did pretty good on that, made me not dislike her too much any longer, I really did NOT like her on the NFSNSS show at all! However, she is an excellent chef from a lot information I read on her. So she will be the Drama but with a huge dose of good cooking as well.

  20. chismosa says:

    LADEB – happy happy birthday 👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
    And thanks for always sending out nice happy animal or location pics !

    Have a lovely day !

  21. chismosa says:

    Is anyone not into American Horror Story as usual? I was expecting so much more…..

    Walking Dead was really awesome this week, so excited.
    Still have to watch The Affair, which I’m loving

    -sorry just caught up on some shows. Lol

    • Powell says:

      Love it. I’m glad lobster boy caught the Clown and we learned why the Clown turned killer. I couldn’t believe the rich boy killed their housekeeper/Patti labelle. She cracked me up. “I wash your drawers so I know you don’t clean yourself.” “Kill me. I dare you.”. When he kept getting closer I said he’s gonna kill her. This is my first season watching.

      • chismosa says:

        I’m not so crazy about it.

        Ever since hearing about patti labelle and what a B she is, I didn’t pay any mind to her acting chops, of which there seemed to not be much. Ryan Murphy loves a catchy snazzy casting (hello housewives 😩)
        I loved the witches one. I’m meh with this year.

        And I LIVE for scary clowns.

  22. T-Rex says:

    Yikes, word on the street is that ConvictFelonTeresa has been dropped by her two biggest sponsors. Fabellini and MilaniaHairCare have both decided to cut ties with her. The MilaniaHair websites are all inactivated and any products that were on Amazon and such are now gone. Fabellini has announced that they no longer have a contract with her either, although she still appears for now, on a website. I actually do feel sorry for her, because they do need the money, and folks here said the hair products were pretty good, so unless they were no longer selling, not sure why they would cut ties until she is actually in Prison. In addition, I can’t imagine folks not showing to Fabellini events, just to see her, but what do I know. I was reading up on those documents from the courts and last night while looking at some documents, found that the ConvictFelons would require a minimum of $5000 for an appearance fee, in cash, for events she showed for, this is any events, not just the events for Fabellini. This is why the judge was pissed at their financials of their income, cause they didn’t report the appearance fees, but did report the income from the wines at the events. Then at the Fabellini events she would sell the wine and make monies off of what was sold at the event, she made very little off anything in the stores. So that is a huge hit to their salaries. I hope she gets every single Dime she can off Bravo for the upcoming shows she is going to have to do to make money prior to going away. I wish though that they would make them put it in trust to support their girls though, because I think they may just flitter the money away on stupid stuff.

    • Onemoreinboston says:

      I wonder what having MilaniaHairCare shut down will do to Milania’s self esteem? Or will she not even notice?

      • rabblerouser2010R says:

        Was the Milania hair care line already being sued because there was a similar named product already on the market?
        I got the oil…and I have to say it was fabulous.

        • Orson says:

          If it’s a good product, they’ll still sell it, but they’ll repackage/rename it. I saw some sites where Fabellini products had been repackaged to not emphasize the word “Fabellini”

    • chismosa says:

      Whoa ……

      So how come I still see the items here ?

      When I google Milania hair products ???

      (Still a knockoff of Kerastase packaging IMO!)

      • T-Rex says:

        That’s a secondary supply company, they bought items from the original company, they may have product in their inventory that they are still selling, they could have bought some cases to carry in their online store, but if you go to the original website, all information is gone. Go to Amazon and try to search and it’s gone. You probably will start seeing product on Ebay for those secondary suppliers trying to sell the products, probably at an inflated price now that you can no longer get the product.

      • Powell says:

        Maybe it will be one retail er at a time to cease selling them.

        • T-Rex says:

          The parent companies have ceased operations of the products, so they will be selling the inventory they have to secondary suppliers in sell offs. You will probably see a lot of the product on Ebay I would suspect as well, that’s where a lot of discontinued products wind up. Today the milania hair care twitter account is gone as well as the websites.

    • Powell says:

      I saw a little blurb online that some biz wants her to take down a pic w/their product either on her Twitter account or her website. Something to that affect. I didn’t read it so I’m not exactly sure. Tre said they bought a container of Fabilini that wS was w/their distributor. What’s going to happen to that? Will they have to pay the distributor to warehouse it? It’s takin up space and not earning any money.

  23. Powell says:

    Hey peeps. Anyone shop at Sephora or thinking about buying some type of cosmetics for Christmas? They’re having a 20% of sale 11-6 thru 11-10. Use my code GIFTVIB.

    • not THAT Jill says:

      Oh thanks so much Powell-I need a few things…not for Christmas but for ME!!

    • chismosa says:

      Thanks Powell ⭐

    • Exit4 says:

      I want to get this stuff called Dip Brow? Anyone tried it? Bare minerals (whose makeup I won’t wear-it’s like clay) has an eye brightener I heard is good. Anyone else? Thanks Powell!

      • chismosa says:

        That brow thing you mentioned sounds very Benefit- ish….
        I feel like I’ve heard about it –

        It’s like 2003 for me, I’ve finally joined civilization and discovered MAC. 🙌🙌🙌

        bare minerals does make good eye stuff – I just don’t like loose powder flecks and got people around me off the original BM foundation because you breathe in those tiny flecks-things every time you apply. But I’ve heard great stuff about eye stuff and them.

        • Exit4 says:

          What???? MAC spice lip liner has been in my bag since 1997. I bought it at Bendels when I worked for BG. Its a go to. They opened a bendels in my mall last year-but just accessories. Is the NY store still there? I remember them selling clothes and everything-when the mall store opened it was just a boutique.

          • chismosa says:

            This MAC is (unfortunately) inside a Macy’s. I despise going into Macy’s.
            But I had a wedding about a month ago and didn’t want the stress of having to do my makeup so I went to MAC and asked about having them do my makeup. They did a fantastic job.
            I told the guy I would need to touchup and he insisted I wouldn’t. And he was right !


            Yes I have heard of spice liner – that’s a cult thing!

            Bendels is still in the city. Still boutique-y but gorgeous !

  24. chismosa says:

    Can someone remind me why Madison left MDL, essentially ?

    I mean I know he was on this “life journey” since his first season when he was not sure about his sexuality ……

    Why leave now? Sorry I seem to have forgotten.

    He’s like the real Zen Bit£* Dina Manzo tries to be.

  25. cusi77 says:

    Happy Birthday LADebra!

    Hello Everyone!

    Thanks for great Blog HH! I don’t watch VR but I am sure that your Blog is much better than the program itself! I will continue reading you, thank you HH!

  26. Exit4 says:

    TRex-I’m sending Veena my email. Can you send me the documents to read? I meant to send it last week-then when you mentioned them, I remembered.

    I hope that’s ok!

  27. Exit4 says:

    Happy Birthday Lady Bra! Have a double D day.

    • ladebra says:

      Haha! It has been a great birthday! …. I just went to Google something, and the Google is in all these birthday cakes ….. And when the mouse pointer is over the logo, it says “happy birthday Debra”. It freaked me out, then it just made me laugh, and now I think I might be a little creeped out that Google knows my birthday lol!

  28. VV™ says:

    Okay, just saw Madison on MDLLA. He looked thinner IMO. Maybe he’s working out. It was a very short appearance.

  29. LaineyLainey says:

    Dear Hydrangea, thanks for the blog/recap. Loved it! Loved the show! The Instagram fight was so pathetic,…but…and I don’t know why….FUN TO WATCH. FUN TO LAUGH AT. And yes, the botched plastic surgery on that poor receptionist. OH MY GOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH! Poor lady, pobrecita.

    There’s a thread up there about AHS. IM LOVING IT!!!!!! Luh it!!!

    • chismosa says:

      It’s my favorite two topics — scary clowns and nazis. And it just hasnt delivered.

      Blech 💩💩💩💩💩

      • Laineylainey says:

        I love love love it. Tanti baci LOLOL. What would u do differently? Any ideas(that I can steal?).

        • chismosa says:

          It’s not as — I don’t know, subtle ? As last year?
          Veering campy, which is what I don’t care for.

          The storyline has focused too much on like ELSA… But with no actual finishing point, nothing….. Too interesting.
          Berlin was crazy. We get it. Next.
          I can’t put into words how I feel it hasn’t delivered. I’m going to read some reviews. From Twitter it seems people still are cray cray for it.

          If Marlene Dietrich walked in that would be awesome, just bc that’s her sworn enemy.

          Haven’t watched tonight la la la covering my ears 🙉

          I wanted ALIENS – that was a rumor before too! Ughh 😦

          • LaineyLainey says:

            I DID watch it! Ok ok, no spoilers. But I do like the campiness of it. Couldn’t put my finger on it, until I just read your reply. Hey!!!!! aliens! There’s still time! Good idea.

  30. Orson says:

    Just sayin’, I read somewhere online that T’s “Fabulicious, On The Grill” cookbook sold 80 copies since February. I wonder if that includes copies for reviewers.

  31. chismosa says:

    This page still exists. No Milania hair care –
    Tre still says @fabellini and @milaniahaircare on her bio page.

      • T-Rex says:

        Yes, this is still up but once the ConvictFelons have sold the product they currently have, the home company will not be producing any more product. Even ConvictFelonJoe alluded to that in his interview. The ConvictFelons stated that they had a shipment at their house of product to sell, and that would be it. The parent company has stated that there is no longer a contract with them. The website is maintained by the ConvictFelons and not the parent company, that company has basically also dismantled their website, it goes to a home page with contact phone and address, and that’s it, it no longer has links to ConvictFelonTeresas webpage, and no longer has their product information on their website. That website is also linked on the Tgfabellini website.

  32. boston02127 says:

    Kyle Richards — Daughter Viciously Attacked By Kim Richards’ Pit Bull

    • not THAT Jill says:

      OMG!! I saw this story but I didn’t know it was Kim’s dog that bit her!! So scary-Kim can not control that dog!!

    • T-Rex says:

      This is Ridiculous! Also, they must have lied to the hospital personnel as to the breed of the dog that bit her. California, as well as Florida has VERY strict rules on Pit Bull attacks, and the hospital is required to report to the authorities an attack by a Pit Bull or any other dog on their “dangerous dogs” list. This is why Pit Bulls get the bad rap, they have shitty owners! That dog needs to be put down, or sent to a Pit Bull rescue to live out it’s days away from the population. Once a dog like this attacks, they will do so again unless under strict supervision by professional handlers. If that Spacecadet doesn’t self report the dog she is in violation of the law and could be fined and also charged with a crime for not reporting this to the authorities.

  33. boston02127 says:

    Bethenny Frankel’s former assistant, Julie Plake, gave birth to a baby girl on Tuesday – Bethenny’s 44th birthday.

  34. Powell says:

    Good morning everyone. It’s raining. ☔☔☔
    NeNe is onon GMA calling herself the “OG” the only original HWon ATL. She’s got a Birkin bag w/all her HWs sayings such as “Bloop, wig, plonk”. She doesn’t have any new advice for new HWs cuz she didn’t get any. She doesn’t like when new HWs come on and just do too much. They’re not themselves like when she and Kim were on. She loves doing Cinderella on Broadway. Her HSN line is size 2-24. An affordable luxury line she calls it. NeNe is so full of herself. Lara Spencer was kind of taken aback. You could tell on her face.
    Anyway. Have a great day.

    • HuskerHuny says:

      Nene is just so above it all. I was watching GMA but turned it off when they said she was coming on.

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