Brandi Glanville Podcast Recap by Kit9
She talks Cosby, calls Kyle Richards a horrible bitch, says Kim Kardashian is ruining her life, tells people how to stalk her, and says upcoming comments about Eddie will raise a shitstorm
Brandi saw Bill Cosby once. He looked at her, not like he was checking her out, but like he hated her. Brandi doesn’t understand why Cosby, being rich and famous, needs a pill to get a girl(facepalm). Thankfully, her producer isn’t as dumb as she is and points out that Cosby is probably “sick in the head” and that’s part of his problem. Brandi wonders if Cosby is a bad performer in the bedroom so he has to drug them to make himself feel better(double facepalm).
Brandi thinks the allegations are true. She believes the women but “probably” not Janice Dickinson because she thinks those days were “pretty foggy for her”. Brandi feels sorry for Cosby’s wife. Brandi was on Celebrity Apprentice with former the Cosby Show actress who played Rudy and the other contestants wondered why she didn’t call Cosby for charity $. She told them not everyone keeps up relationships w/former cast mates. Brandi thought that was really odd at the time and now wonders if it is because she knew about Cosby.
They talk about Cosby in prison but Brandi thinks he’d commit suicide first. She says she hopes he does. Brandi would kill the person if something like that happened to her and is upset the women waited so long to come forward. She says she knows there’s “a lot of embarrassment that goes along with rape” and that she doesn’t “pretend to know all of it” but wishes women would be stronger and come forward. She says women need to “get out there” and “take the power back”.
Last night at dinner at Craig’s, she met an actor she claims everyone would know who thinks Cosby’s a rapist, too. She adds she’ll be at Craig’s nearly every Thursday so people can “stalk” her there (apparently making fun of stalking is her idea of taking the power back?). Speaking of celebrities, Kim Kardashian is “ruining” Brandi’s life. In a recent pic Kim is wearing a corset that Brandi ran out to buy. You’re supposed to wear the thing 24/7 and Brandi can’t breathe in it but she wants a smaller waist after kids and turning 40. She seems to believe that this thing will make her permanently smaller.
(Note from Veena – Mark got a lot of tweets about his tweet and took it down, but Brandi liked it, so I added it to the blog.)
I LOVE Mark Hasche!!! @PeterMarkSalon you can’t see anything PS THATS YOUR Christmas present! Come get me!!!
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) December 10, 2014
She talks about her on/off boyfriend and how she allows her friend Mark to listen to JR’s calls without him knowing (nice!). Brandi says her BF wants be a priority in her life. JR told her that he’s not just her play toy. But, her kids and work come first as she has to pay for their college. She says there’s nothing like the unconditional love for your children even when “they’re snotty and you’re wiping poop off their legs”. She’s having bathroom problems at home that make her want to throw up. “Boys are gross” (and angry if these choice tidbits manage to get back to their friends).
Takes calls. First caller mentions her new car. Brandi named it Shayla and loves it but says the gas for it is costing her a fortune. Next caller asks if Kyle and and her can make amends. Brandi says no and calls Kyle a “horrible bitch” and she doesn’t ever want to be friends with her. She says Kyle’s “not a good person” and that “she’s obsessed with fame and money and doesn’t care about her own family” and it’s “sad”.
Brandi asks the caller if they have siblings and could they imagine throwing them under the bus and not helping them when they needed help (clearly the beef involves Kim). Brandi says she has a brother and sister and she just could never do that (Brandi has said she and her sister fight all the time so I’d love to hear her sister’s take on that).
Kyle is a “crazy bitch and that’s the truth”. Brandi laughs and notes she’ll “probably get in trouble for this” but that she doesn’t care (Shayla and the college fund might care, genius). Brandi says in about 2 episodes things are going to blow up. The caller likes Lisa R and Brandi says she causes some serious problems but that she does like her.
Brandi says that on CA, Terrell Owens, former NFL’er, cut his finger doing shooting and he was the biggest baby. Brandi says “shit went down” between her and Owens on the show. She talks Kenya and claims Kenya, in an interview, said Brandi needs to eat a sandwich. She also claims that Kenya has it written into her contract for CA that she not be filmed while eating but Brandi stresses that the “bitch EATS” and it’s not pretty. She said Kenya would go into a corner to eat.
She also says Kenya’s a big girl and thinks her ass is silicone. Brandi says that Kenya is “built like a guy”. Brandi talks again about Kenya keeping the tags on her clothes. Brandi wouldn’t want to wear anything Kenya’s worn. Her producer wants to know if Kenya smelled. Brandi said she didn’t get that close and then gags at the thought of it (she’s how old, again?).
Brandi says her problem with Kenya all started with a comment she made on the Atlanta HW’s in some article about how she loved Kenya but that Kenya “reeks of desperation” in dealing with her BF and wanting to get married. Brandi tried to explain the comment to Kenya, which she says was taken out of context, but Kenya was not having it. She also claims Kenya recently accused Kate Gossling of slepping with her bodyguard. Brandi thinks Kenya is just doing things to draw attention to herself (triple facepalm? I need more hands for this).
A caller from Canada. Brandi pokes fun at Canadian’s saying “oot”. The caller is freaking out with excitement to be talking to Brandi. This caller goes on about how great Brandi is and calls her “perfect” at one point. The caller asks what hair products Brandi uses. Brandi says Pantene.
Next caller says she wants to address the notion that by simply wanting to ask Lisa V questions, the other ladies were trying to take her down. Brandi doesn’t understand what “take down” means “take her down off what? Is she better than all of us? No. We’re just saying what happened and we all need to own it”.
She thinks some don’t want to be seen as less than perfect. Brandi says there are a lot of egos on the show and that some women on the show-she swears it’s NOT her-want to be the Queen Bee and are vying for position. She says it’s very High School, very cliquey. Brandi claims a lot of it is between Kyle and Lisa. Brandi thinks the show needs all of the women and nobody should be Queen.
She talks Beiber. She thinks Justin needs a spanking, he’s a brat. Her kids don’t like him. She hopes he gets a job at Home Depot when his voice changes and his career is over. Brandi’s fav current song is Selena Gomez’s song about Beiber. Brandi wants to see Selena with someone else and ponders who she should date (…this is a 40 something year old woman, right?)
Brandi says they are going to show Teresa going to prison. She thinks they are negotiating right now and that Teresa’s getting a lot of money thrown at her to film her going off to prison. Brandi wishes Teresa well and hope she gets out fast. She feels for Teresa because she signed anything her husband put in front of her, too. Brandi wouldn’t ask questions, just say, “sure, here you go!”
Brandi claims Eddie got her to sign her name off their house right before she found out about the affair. So, when she got divorced, her name wasn’t on anything and she “got screwed out of a lot of things”. Brandi thinks something like that happened to Teresa. Brandi says it’s her fault she didn’t read what she was signing. Still, Brandi thinks Joe is kind of an asshole for doing this to Teresa.
Caller praises her putting her kids first and putting her temper in check. Brandi says she has her dad’s temper and is trying to control it and tries her best to “be honest and set a good example” for her kids. She doesn’t always succeed but she tries her best (try harder). Caller says she needs to try to keep from bashing Eddie and Brandi says she doesn’t speak negatively about him front of her kids.
However, she mentions that she is seen talking to her attorney on camera this year and explains she “doesn’t want it to be a conversation but unfortunately it’s her “reality and they’re filming it”. She says she wants to move forward with Eddie and for things to be peaceful but knows that when that epi airs “it’s going to be “a shit storm” (to sum up, she doesn’t speak negatively about Eddie in front of her kids but does on tv which she can’t help because she’s made the choice to be on reality tv. Got that? Facepalm).