Brandi Glanville Interviews Andy Cohen in a Reverse WWHL
Brandi starts the interview off with her usual professionalism, introducing Andy by his full name, and getting his middle name wrong (calling him Howard not Joseph). When he correct her she says she googled it, and Howards fits him better because Joseph is the father of Jesus and he’s a Jew. Andy is like – whatever. Veena is like – facepalm.
Next up, Brandi asks when was the last time he spoke to Joanna Krupa?
Andy treats it like a real question and says, a long time, maybe the Miami reunion. Of course it was a trick question and she follows with, did you get food poisoning?
Andy is confused, laughs a little and asks, from speaking to her? Nooooo.
And then the punchline from Brandi – No – from bad sushi that night.
Andy (still laughing) I didn’t. I know what you’re referring to. (laugh). I don’t think I’ve talked to her in a very long time. So Brandi continues, “she’s a beautiful girl. Stunning.” (Andy agrees). Brandi closes the joke with, “You can’t help the odor situation.”
(He just gives her a look)
Next up is a little narcissism. She asks, “Do you ever listen to Brandi Glanville unfiltered?”
Andy says no, and then goes on to explain that perhaps why he doesn’t is that he is scared to hear what she has to say, and he gets a lot of tweets from people mad about what she said, but he wants to let her do her own thing. Her face is really tight at this point.
Then he finishes by saying that he does understand one thing about her, and that when you take something she says and tweet it, it sounds worse out of context, so he wants to just let her be.
So Brandi says, I feel like you’re just partying with SJP and thinking screw Brandi. That’s fine.
Andy takes a long drink.
Then it gets weird. Brandi asks, So what do you think about LeAnn Rimes’ music?
Andy explains – well, I don’t know much of her stuff, except her first big hit, ….. but I did give her the jackhole (for some song on her Christmas special) and she tweeted, “Andy’s just jealous he’s not wearing my thigh high boots.”
Brandi rolls her eyes, – “yeah – super jealous I know you are. Ha ha.” (why is she asking about LeAnn?) “We all are, especially with the thigh high boots and the slit on a family friendly show.” (Really Brandi? You want to use your ten minutes with Andy talking about your ex-husband’s new wife and her TV show?)
Brandi asks Andy to play marry, shag, kill – and one of the options is Eddie. This is getting sadder by the minute. He chooses to shag Eddie, and she’s like “for sure.”
Andy turns it around and says, “Eddie Cibrian, I guess I know the answer to this since you’re still carrying on about him, I’m assuming he was amazing in bed.”
Brandi confirms this, saying Eddie was well hung, he’s good at what he does. He’s had a lot of practice.
She says that she’s been getting a lot of questions about how ‘refreshed’ he looks, and has he had anything done. Ha. Andy laughs and says she’s giving him a piece of his own medicine, and claims he hasn’t had anything done. He talks about wanting to get his ‘gobbler’ (under the chin) done at some point. Then he says to her, “I think if you tone down the fillers ….” And she says she hasn’t had fillers in over a year. He tells her that he thinks her last injection was so heavy … and she makes him feel her cheek bones. He seems confused, because basically there are cheek bones under those cheeks, and she claims that the fillers were in her lips.
She asks how he’d feel if she married Lou (his dad) and became his stepmom. Andy laughs and says it’d be funny for a second and then turn into his worst nightmare. She denies this and he asks, “but would you take care of him?” She says she’s very nurturing to her children and 90 percent of the people in her life unless she hates them. Andy sticks by his assessment of worst nightmare.
She asks if he felt bad for her when Kim called her a slut-pig. He laughs while saying it was terrible and she was her most vulnerable (because she was on crutches) and then reminds her that she was dishing it out as well. Then she says she doesn’t want anyone to feel bad for her, she’d have crawled out that night – she’s got this. (Then why’d she ask the question?)
Moving on to LVP – she says she KNOWS Lisa is his favorite housewife – they all know it. He has Giggy in the clubhouse (who is she – Jillzy?) and that he begged her to come back to housewives (according to her). He sort of denies this – saying he didn’t beg, but he did talk to her and did want her back. He says he thought it was the best thing for the show – as exec producer. He then says that he knows they all think she’s his favorite housewife because they’ve all talked about that, but he’s tried really hard to be fair with everybody. He says he has Giggy’s photo because Giggy is sort of the mascot of the show.
Brandi says that she thinks he needs to do something for Teresa, some soft of (she says clink and makes the motion) and he’s like “oh God,” and when she rambles off he says “I love her, I love Teresa.” Brandi says she loves Teresa too, she’s a fan. But she laughed at the “clink clink” dig.
Brandi asks if Andy or the producers ever tried to get LeAnn on the show. Andy takes a long time to answer, saying he didn’t think so – he had never. Then he said she was pitched for WWHL but he said no because he was in business with Brandi – for their business relationship – that wouldn’t be smart. Brandi said she heard that LeAnn took a few meetings with the production company. Andy said – frankly he’d love it. Brandi said she’s game for it (? really). But since Eddie has objected so much – that would be an interesting twist. Andy asks – what if she wants to be a housewife? Brandi says, bring it! I’m not scared. Andy says, “LeAnn, Call me.” Brandi says, “trust me, she will.”
And then thankfully it was over.