Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “Breaking Branches” – S5E7 – Warning – Cussin and Lewd Comments Included

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

“Breaking Branches” – S5E7

By Stars99


***WARNING*** The following blog contains some cussin’ and lewd comments that may not be suitable for easily offended ears. I can’t help it – Brandi was a huge part of the show tonight… Read at your own risk… Please note the comments do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the management of this blog, her advertisers, or any pet she may have.


Remember last week…

Lisa R and her daughters went to Oregon to visit her parents… Her dad is an amazing painter – Who knew? Kyle had her non-ghetto sangria barbecue and “That Tramp” (Eileen) was officially introduced to the group along with my boyfriend, her husband, Vince Van Patten… We also found out that it’s possible to hug a cranky swan even if it’s named “Hanky” or “Panky”… Our ever pretentious YoYo finds it to be “a job” to HAVE to vacation on the Amalfi Coast each summer #richbitchproblems (Cry me a river)… And Brandi tries too hard to be relevant by pretending to be edgy and by trying to be a shock jock with her mouth loaded and ready to fire (as we’ll soon see in this episode)… Oh Bravo, can’t we vote her off the island, please? (I even used my nice words…)…

This week…

Brandi is putting WAY too much emPHAsis on a housewarming party for the 5th different place in which she’s lived over the last 5 years, right? I mean, I can’t even keep myself from laughing at her talking head interview (TH) when she over-dramatically says, “This housewarming party, for me, marks the rest of my life.” Franky Scarlett, I don’t give a damn. Yes Brandi, because throwing a party for yourself in yet another rental is oh, so groundbreaking. Puhleeze.

And just in case you were wondering if Brandi could be a “Hostess with the Mostest” she opens her mouth and removes all doubt. Brandi’s plan… I mean her actual PLAN for her own party is to get wasted – because in her demented mind – if something goes wrong during the party – If she doesn’t hear it and she doesn’t see it – Then it never happened…  Brandi further explains that it’s, “Like black out sex.” Yes, it sounds like you’ve really grown up there, Brandi. Kyle says she is happy for Brandi and that she’s become independent and hopes Lisa V will be open minded and give Brandi a chance. I think Lisa V is very open minded and she would be out of her ever lovin’ mind if she ever gives Brandi another chance. But that’s just me. YoYo is also very proud of Brandi. Whoop-de-freakin’ doo…

The party is starting and everyone seems to be showing up. Brandi’s parents are there, Leeza Gibbons shows up, and even Adrianne Maloof makes an appearance. Gosh Adrianne, I bet you miss all that free publicity for your various ventures, dontcha?…lol  Adrianne introduces her very 20-something young  boyfriend to everyone. Brandi thinks this is great common ground that she and Adriane share, when she says, “I’ve been known to get dickmatized by young boys, too.” What a nice quote Brandi’s sons’ friends are gonna repeat, no? Brandi is proud that she and Adrienne have worked things out to get to this place where Adriane voluntarily makes an appearance at her party.

Lisa and Ken walk in


But what to my wondering eyes should appear? But Queen Lisa and Ken… Caught in headlights like a deer. Wow… I guess Christmas miracles still do happen.

And because Brandi is the bitch she is (excuse my cussin’)… She tells us that she’s confused at why Lisa showed up to her party because, “When someone tells you more than one time that they’re not coming to your party – You tend to believe them.”  Gosh Brandi, are you really conveniently not remembering just a few days ago that you begged and guilted Lisa to come? As Lisa V is meeting Brandi’s dad, Brandi tells Lisa that she didn’t think she was coming. Lisa confirms that she originally wasn’t coming but that she had changed her mind at the last minute. Leeza Gibbons asks what changed Lisa V’s mind about coming… Brandi blurts out that it’s because Lisa V loves her… Lisa immediately corrects Brandi by saying in the royal 3rd person, “No, no, she doesn’t.”  I die laughing.  It was a pretty awkward moment which I so dearly loved… lol.  Lisa explains, “I just thought I’d come by and wish you well, because I do wish you well.”  Lisa V is no fool – She purposefully showed up with champagne in hand in order to nip in the bud any further speculation about her relationship with Brandi. Lisa is silly though… She forgets the caliber of people with whom she’s dealing…lol.

Lisa talks to Brandi’s parents who obviously know things between she and Brandi are out of whack. Brandi’s mom explains how Brandi can hurt you in a heartbeat but that she doesn’t mean it. Lisa tells her she blames it on the parents…lol…Brandi’s mom tells Lisa that Brandi loves her… And that Brandi is very sensitive and very temperamental.  Brandi leaves the conversation. More talk ensued about Brandi being mouthy. Lisa says she doesn’t want to criticize their daughter because she knows that if anyone would criticize her own daughter to her face that she would probably slap them. Toasts were made. People drank. Party over.

ice bucket

Lisa R. makes an appearance with Kit Hoover on Access Hollywood Live that includes her participating in the ALS Bucket Challenge that was the big thing last summer.  Lisa R knows that it’s important to remain relevant – because if you don’t people will forget about you in about 5 seconds.  Lisa feels the pressure of her industry to look like a 20-year-old forever. Lisa promises she will attempt to keep looking, “Fresh as a fuckin’ daisy.” Lol.

Lisa is having her Annual Charity Tea Party event at Pump this year. Remember this is an awesome clothing drive for teenaged foster kids. Everyone seems to be invited and they all bring in some really beautiful clothes. Lisa R tells us that she’s always invited to several charity functions and that she tries hard to go to as many as possible. And when it’s a friend’s event – That they can always 100% count on her to show up.  Gotta love that!  Lisa V was surprised that YoYo had never been to Pump and YoYo took the opportunity to dig into Lisa and tell her that it was only because she wasn’t invited to the grand opening. It’s okay, Lisa – I wouldn’t have invited someone to an important event of mine who has a history of treating me poorly, either. Don’t worry, YoYo, Kim wasn’t invited to Pump’s grand opening, either.

Brandi olive branch

Brandi expresses her appreciation to Lisa for her attendance at Brandi’s housewarming party. Brandi symbolically tries to extend to Lisa V an olive branch (well, a twig – to be more precise). After Lisa takes one look at the very small twig and jokes that it’s going to take a lot bigger branch than the one Brandi was offering. She kidded that Brandi would have to chop down the entire tree for it to be enough. Our little Brandi thinks nothing of reaching up into the 100-year-old olive tree that Lisa had imported specifically for her new restaurant and rips off a larger branch and hands it over to an astonished Lisa. Kyle and Lisa V audibly gasp.  Kyle astutely points out in her TH that you can’t just rip off a branch from a beautiful, live tree and give it to Lisa. Kyle wonders how Brandi could ever think that Lisa would be happy about that… Lisa discloses in her TH that she would like to tie Brandi up with that olive branch and leave her tied to the tree… After several awkward moments Lisa finally takes the branch and spanks Brandi on the dupa – Unfortunately, Brandi kind of liked it. Color me surprised.

olive branch2

Lisa R tells the others about her appearance on Access Hollywood Live and that she did the ALS Bucket Challenge. One of YoYo’s best friends in the whole world has ALS and so she spontaneously offers to do the challenge right there and then. Lisa almost too happily complies and quickly brings a bucket of mostly ice and a little water and pours it over YoYo’s head. I’ve got to admit – That was very kewl of YoYo to do that on the spot with no thought of how it would impact her hair, makeup or clothes. Okay, so the finer points of the challenge weren’t actually accomplished – You know the ones wherein you identify who you are challenging to do it… and who challenged you to do it, etc. – But they were certainly were in the spirit of the challenge.

YoYo Ice bucket

Brandi asks Lisa to go to lunch with her tomorrow. Lisa asks her why would she want to do that? Brandi says that it’s because she loves her deep down. Brandi says, “Please, pretty please?” Lisa is surprised by the “Please” but Brandi promises it will be good…Brandi promises nothing bad will happen. Lisa clearly has her doubts and straight out asks Brandi if she’s going to be mean. … Brandi says, “No, are you?”  Lisa looks at her and says, “No.”  Lisa looks her straight in the face while Brandi is smirking and says that she’s not sure and can she think about it?  Brandi laughs.  Lisa asks Brandi not to pull branches off her tree… Brandi explains that she was just trying to extend an olive branch. Lisa explains again that it’s going to take a lot more than that.

lunch and munch

Then, in this week’s edition of “I Kid You Not” – Brandi then asks Lisa, “Would you like me to eat your pussy?” Lisa is unsure if she heard her correctly… Brandi says, “Well, what would you like me to do, Your Highness?” Okay, where in the HELL did that come from? Lisa graciously passed on the offer. Evidently, Brandi’s been told that Brandi is good at it. Lisa wonders if that’s what Brandi wants to do at lunch tomorrow. Okay, please raise your hand if you think this was a completely pre-written, fully contrived, and lame attempt at being a shock jock? Brandi was smirking way before she even uttered the comment… I don’t think Lisa was offended by it but she was sure baffled by it. But there will be plenty of other people who WILL be offended by it. I think of Brandi’s young sons… and the teasing they’ll face. Hulk sad.

Lisa walks over to the table where the rest of the cast is sitting and offers to get them anything that they want or need. She then proceeds to tell them about her exchange with Brandi that occurred moments earlier – And you could feel the story crescendo up to the punchline… And when Lisa delivers Brandi’s pussy bomb – Everyone’s eyes immediately pop out of their sockets… Not missing a beat, Kyle notes that Brandi has only offered to do that to Lisa and not to the rest of them – and she’s not sure if she should be offended, happy or what… Lisa R and her lips helpfully supply the “proper word” for this act and so they start discussing another ummm… creative word that rhymes with “stunning-linguist.” YoYo acts like she’s never heard of the word “cunnilingus” before but confirms in a recent tweet that she’s told that she likes it. Really? Did you really need to tweet about that, YoYo? Wow. Deep sigh.

stunned reactions

Eileen wonders why they’re talking about these kinds of things so loudly at a restaurant. I’m laughing because on top of everything else it’s a charity event where one would think they would have some class and decorum, no? Oh wait… we ARE talking about a group of women who include Brandi in the mix.

After the event is over, it becomes clear that Lisa actually does need the tables the women are sitting at… You know… because she actually runs a business there… (I’m sure the amount of room that is required to film these episodes is significant – When people are sitting around not paying it impacts everyone from the kitchen staff to the wait staff, etc.) The women decide to go down the street to Il Cielo.

As Eileen, Lisa R and Kyle wait for everyone to arrive, the new girls take advantage of their alone time with Kyle to ask about the obvious friction between Brandi and Lisa V.  Kyle starts to make some general statements about stuff when Kim and Brandi come and sit down at the table. Eileen tells them they were just asking Kyle to fill them in on the awkwardness between Brandi and Lisa. Eileen explains that she also sensed it at Kyle’s barbecue.

The truth canon, Brandi, begins to shoot some honkin’ lies about how Brandi’s ex-husband (Eddy Cibrian)’s mistress (Scheana – Vanderpump Rules) is one of Lisa’s best friends. Brandi said that she asked Lisa not to bring Scheana around her anymore after a certain amount of time. Brandi implies that Lisa kept bringing Scheana around anyway. Evidently, according to the truth cannon, THIS is the reason for the friction. Hardee har har har…

Okay, I cannot possibly move forward at this point without clarifying some items. What Brandi conveniently left out was that Scheana is one of Lisa’s DAUGHTER’S best friends and has been her employee for the last six years. What Brandi left out was that she only saw Scheana when Brandi went to an event being catered by Lisa V or when she went to Sur (Scheana’s workplace) – and even then, Lisa went to great lengths to reassign Scheana to another part of the restaurant from where Brandi was sitting so that chance encounters would be kept to a minimum. Bravo, of course, wanted Scheana to serve at every single event possible that Brandi attended to maximize potential dramatic confrontations and even went so far as to require Lisa to assign Scheana to serve at those Bravo-filmed events (We learned that from Lisa’s blogs). Yet, somehow this is still all Lisa’s fault. Let’s also not forget Brandi gets paid for these appearances, too… Not to mention the free meals/drink she receives from Lisa.

love is 4 letter word

More talk ensured about apologies and moving forward… YoYo bellyached again this week about how Lisa V did NOT invite her to her star ceremony in Palm Springs – but that Lisa R attended. It surfaced that Lisa R was the only one invited and that some of them didn’t even know about the event at all. YoYo said that it hurt her feelings. Brandi says that they all have certain issues with Lisa V and that they can all move forward but that it’s hard for Lisa V to move forward.

And now, here is where I just may have to stop calling Eileen “That Tramp” – Because here she comes, riding in on a majestic white horse ready to defend Lisa V’s honor – Since clearly, Lisa V wasn’t present to be able to defend herself.  Eileen astutely says, “Well, wasn’t she [Lisa] trying to do that by inviting everyone today?”  Brandi says, “I hope so.” Eileen continues, “Because she seemed lovely, and like she was handling everyone nicely… that olive branch was a little odd… but…” It was funny to see the women kind of try to backpedal… and Eileen continued, “I’m trying to put the pieces together.”  Good luck with that…lol!

Kyle smirk

In her TH, Lisa R says that everyone’s feelings are valid because we feel what we feel. However, she is not sure if Lisa V has done certain things or not because she doesn’t know since she didn’t see it herself.  Eileen echoes similar sentiments in her TH, too.

“We all love her – but we’ve all moved on from it,” says Brandi. YoYo immediately clarifies, “Love is a big word.” Kyle smirks. Brandi chimes in with, “Love is a 4-letter word – Much like “F***.” Eileen and Lisa R, in unison – and as if on cue, both say, “OhhhhHHHhhhhh” as if they suddenly understand something profound. All I understood was that somehow Brandi had learned to count to 4.

We all love her


Other Things we learned from this episode…

~~ Brandi was indeed wrong in the $100 bet she had with Eileen about Lisa R’s part she played in a soap opera. Remember Eileen originally said she knew she was right because you know… She was actually THERE filming the soap opera…lol. I wonder if Brandi paid up? She was so sure she was right…lol. Is it wrong that I take perverse joy in this?

~~ I’m jealous of Portia’s “Hello Kitty” toaster.  If I drank, I would probably be jealous of the crazy amount of alcohol in Kyle’s fridge – but let’s be honest… She entertains a lot and just had a big party…

~~ Riddle me this… How is not teaching your kids how to do their own laundry doing them any favors whatsoever? Alexia, Kyle’s daughter, is going off to college in less than a year and does not know how to cook anything or how to do her own laundry. Alexia is only one year younger than Kyle was when she gave birth to her firstborn, Farrah.  Evidently Mauricio also does next to nothing around the house, too – Not even changing light bulbs. It bugged me when Kyle said that Mauricio’s way to ask Kyle to make him a sandwich was to ask her where the turkey is. I probably would smiles sweetly and say, “He’s sitting on the couch passive aggressively asking me to make him a sandwich, honey.” It’s a little scary that it doesn’t seem to embarrass them, either. Wow. Just wow.

Funniest Moment of the Epsiode…

Once again Ken is my hero when he refuses to look Brandi in her eyes as he and Lisa are leaving Brandi’s party. Brandi tries to berate him into doing so – but he clearly wants no part of Brandi or her antics at all. It does not look likely that she’s going to be able to flirt her way back into Ken’s good graces anytime soon. Ken should get some kind of award for that, no?

Delusional Thought of the Episode…

Brandi delusionally says that Lisa, “Really, really, really wants to be her friend again”… lolol…I mean, seriously.

Eileen th

Quotes of the episode…

“Sometimes I’d rather be eating a donut than working out – But I’ve been known to do both at the same time. I’m not kidding, I actually have…” Eileen says during a TH when she goes to her friend Lynn’s house to learn how to paddle board in the ocean.  Eileen explains the demands of her job dictate her keeping in shape. At first she says she’s passionate about working out and that she likes it… but then she questions if what she just said is actually the truth. Dagnabit… I really like “That Tramp”… errr… Eileen…lol

“I like my lips – If you don’t think of lips when you think of Lisa Rinna – There’s something wrong, right?” Lisa R talking tongue-in-cheek about her lips. Gotta love her!

“Getting older really hasn’t affected my career that much… I still play crazy.” – Lisa R

“Lisa Vanderpump has great style – She’s very Beverly Hills with… a twist.” – Eileen, That Tramp

This is from Conan O’Brien’s opening monologue on his show tonight… “Scientists made an incredible discovery… Scientists say they have found evidence that human beings had sex with Neanderthals.   True… Apparently, the evidence is any episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey.” (Completely dies laffin…)…

Next week…

YoYo does some silly looking hip thrusts in front of some people relaxing in front of an open fire pit on a patio… declaring that, “I’m back baby”….  Kyle tearfully tells Alexia that she wants her to be happy and that if she’s not she can come home (I’m guessing she’s talking about when she goes off to college)… At their requisite friendship summit, Lisa asks Brandi what she actually wants… Brandi wants to have fun with Lisa again… Lisa tells her she’ll have to apologize and Brandi once again requires an apology from Lisa… There also looks to be a dinner at a restaurant and Eileen is telling people who are there about her relationship history which including meeting our beloved Vince while he was still married. Brandi decides to throw a drink on Eileen. Gosh Brandi, desperate housewives got cancelled a few years ago.

Well, that’s it for this episode… Thanks for reading… Happy New Year’s! Please be safe and make sure all those around you are safe, too… See you next year! Happy Trails!


Happy Birthday MelTheHound and MKValle


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252 Responses to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “Breaking Branches” – S5E7 – Warning – Cussin and Lewd Comments Included

  1. Veena (NMD) says:

    Happy New Year’s Eve!

  2. Veena (NMD) says:

    Strange tweet for Yolanda to send

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      • Veena (NMD) says:

        • Just because you invited her doesn’t mean all is forgiven! You behaved badly! OWN IT! Lisa V. has shown you she really doesn’t want to be your BFF. She prefers your X and his new fiancé over you. She seems desperate every time she whines that she isn’t invited somewhere to be near Lisa who she CLEARLY doesn’t like.

          • California35 says:

            She does seem desperate. The less Lisa cares, the more Yolanda wants her to care. Kind of like Brandi.

            • shamrockblonde says:

              her desperation stems from the fact that she cannot stand that Lisa & Ken prefer Mohammed’s company over hers – she wants Lisa to view her as an equal, and Lisa views her as an acquaintance – nothing more – definitely not used to not being fawned over – she needs that – Lisa while gracious with those who support her, root for her, does not depend upon it, does not seek it, and does not crave it – Yo does –

              • Amber...Real Wife says:

                Actually Lisa treated her better than a acquaintance long ago. She respected the friendship of Mohammed and knowing in her heart that YoFo was bad mouthing her to the WitchardSisters in PARIS,, she publicly sided w/ YoFo. She allowed YoFo to be her pushy self and didn’t snark at her like she did the others. YoFo ruined the ‘friendship’ when she decided to ‘take down the Queen’.

          • T-Rex says:

            Namaste- EXACTLY! TheRoyalVPumps have known Mohammed for years, they have met several of his ex-wives and girlfriends, but their loyalty is to Mohammed, not them! NeedyMcNeedyJudgementalJudgyPantsYolo-Lemonhead decided to let TheRoyalVPump “have it” last season and for some reason TheRoyalVPump is supposed to give her a pass for last season because they are on a reality show together? UHM, that ain’t the way it works!

        • Jules says:

          this is the same stupid chick that accused Ken of putting his hands on her in an abusive manner when we all saw he did not. Why would they be anything more than Co-workers with her.

          And by stupid chick I mean STUPID. she never graduated high school. Crap I am wrong she is quite smart. Smart like a fox to sleep with wealth men.

  3. Donna says:

    I have a feeling Brandi hates/detests Lisa V and wants to bring her down.

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      Really? I always felt that Brandi did everything last season for a story line and it backfired – just like Jill fabricated her fight with Bethenny and it backfired on her. Her tweets before the season aired made it seem like it was all a game to her – until it got real and people didn’t side with her.

      • Donna says:

        Good point, I agree

      • YES! Just like Jill and it so super backfired! Lisa V. is the Betheny, only better, on BH

      • T-Rex says:

        Veena, I got the impression that THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-SCUMBAG-LYINGLIARWHOLIESTOLIE-MORONSTFUBrandi wanted to become the STAR of the show, to show everyone that she was BETTER than TheRoyalVPump, much as TheLUNATICZarin did that completely backfired. Let’s hope Bravo shows THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-SCUMBAG-LYINGLIARWHOLIESTOLIE-MORONSTFUBrandi the same EXIT door that they did to TheLUNATICZarin!

        • mrs peabody says:

          I think she wants to show Eddie and Leann she is much better than them and is using the HW and tried using Lisa to do that but that backfired on her. Think what you want about Eddie and Leann but they are not the ones in the media acting like her, you really don’t hear that much about them unless it’s her saying something. She hates him still and will never let go the fact her marriage ended.

  4. Powell says:

    Happy New Year’s Eve. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎆🎆🎆🎊🎊🎊🎈🎈🎈
    Happy Birthday MTH and MKValle. The best present your mom ever received. 🙅🙅🙅😘😘😘

  5. TexasTart says:

    Just so y’all don’t miss this one: lila1star posted this morning, a followup to OMIB’s question. She talks about having lyme disease and direct messages received from Lisa Vanderpump. You can find her posts on the first blog on December 30th. There are three posts…I’ll try to link to it:

    • TexasTart says:

      The link goes to the blog, but not to the post itself. If you use “find on page” in your browser to get there fast. Ask it to find: Lila1star

      • lila1star says:

        Thank you Texas tart—my comments go through word press here–is that the case for you all? If so–there is a tinny chat icon on the top right which turns colors if you have a response and takes you right to it.

        Now the show–I have to rewatch it as I fell asleep during but I have to call foul on YoYo and the ice bucket–I now declare the woman cured! I literally shrunk into my chair watching as extreme cold and heat creates excruciating pain for anyone with active Lyme. Just sayin…..

        • TexasTart says:

          Yes, we all go through WordPress, I think the only people with the bar at the top that has the tiny icon chat is only for people who have gravatars (?) In any event, that icon is so tiny, especially on a mobile device, that I don’t notice it turn color! But you are correct, they are to inform us if someone comments (replies) to a message we posted!

  6. Veena (NMD) says:

    LynnFam is at 998 posts. So with a New Year’s post tomorrow am – our MillionaireMatchmaker Chat Blog will be our 1000 th post – yeehaw! EVERYONE MUST STAY UP TO CHAT – PLEASE!! The show isn’t on until 10 – Bravo must hate Jillzy

    • Powell says:

      Happy Birthday LynnFam!!! Woo hoo!!!! You did it!!! 1,000th post coming!! 🎊🎊🎊🎈🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉 Cheers. 🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍺🍺🍺😊😊😊

    • Orson One Hundred says:

      Maybe Bravo was contractually obligated to air the program, so they found a time to air it when it could do the least harm. I mean, who’s going to be watching MM at 10 pm on New Year’s Eve?

    • TexasTart says:

      Woohoo! And how fitting to have the 1000th blog be for the love of Jill Zarin. She’s so damn lucky!

  7. Foxymel(Mel) says:

    Happy New Year’s Eve, everyone! I hope you all stay safe out there!
    Stars, great recap, I can’t wait to watch the show now. And what cussin were you referring to? Hehe

  8. HuskerHuny says:

    We’re having a heat wave. Coming to work in -23 degree wind chills yesterday, it was a balmy -8 degree wind chill this morning! Break out the shorts!

    Great recap Stars. I got home late from trivia last night and only caught the final 10 minutes. Just when you think Brandi can’t lower herself, she manages to set a new record. I can’t imagine what her sons are hearing from their friends.

    Well, here it is . . . New Year’s Eve. It’s always been a family night for us. So it will be me, my husband and my son (who is never sick and is fighting a cold). I’m thinking Reubens for supper and then some fireworks around 7-8 p.m. Just can’t count on being awake at midnight anymore! Everyone stay safe tonight in your celebrating!

  9. not THAT Jill says:

    I have t watched BH yet so no comments for me! I did read Starzys blog though and I’m excited to see the episode!
    Happy New Year all!! I hope everyone has a fun night-I’m going to my sisters house for a fun fabulous pajama party-our new New Year’s Eve tradition! I love it-comfy warm and no worrying about what to wear-I even have some really cute PJs with champagne bottles on them!

  10. Starzy – great blog! Happy birthday to Jeff and everyone I have missed the past few weeks. Happy new year and big hugs for all the fun comments and comradery on my Tuesday night BH fix!

  11. Foxymel(Mel) says:

    Tartsy– what a beautiful Christmas gift you gave to your family! You are such a sweetheart!

  12. California35 says:

    Good morning everyone!

    Stars thanks for the blog, boy did I miss a lot. That’s what happens when NyQuil is taking effect. You made it fun as well. Your warning was funny too😋 It is nice of you, although you are only reporting what happened, It is still nice that you warn us 😊

    Happy B-Day Mr Mel and MKV. What a day to be born 😊

  13. 2Stupid says:

    Ok, Reality Tea has a picture of Ramona and Kelly Krazy Bensimon together in Miami. I wonder if she is filming Real Housewives. Maybe they will spring her on Bethenny. That could be good!

    • California35 says:

      Ugh! I hope not, its like fighting “with Humpty Dumpty” LOL 😋
      Ok that made me laugh, it may be fun to watch.

  14. T-Rex says:

    First off Starzy GREAT BLOG. Okay for my snark! First off NeedyMcNeedyJudgementalJudgyPantsYolo-Lemonhead gets a new name, because good f***ng grief are you some really needy judgmental person this season! I guess with her children all leaving the nest and DavidbananasFoster not around much, she is having some serious midlife crisis issues. Lady you are NOT friends with TheRoyalVpump, you are CO-WORKERS, and she didn’t invite the cast to her Palm Springs award, DEAL WITH IT! Their issues CLEARLY have to do with TheRoyalVPumps relationship with NeedyMcNeedyJudgementalJudgyPantsYolo-Lemonhead’s EX-Husband Mohammed! And it’s completely obvious that NeedyMcNeedyJudgementalJudgyPantsYolo-Lemonhead is extremely jealous of this relationship, but I believe they were friends before you were even dating Mohammed, so of course they are still HIS friends not YOURS. Oh, and I don’t think HE was even invited to the Palm Springs event! I again, was going to give VileKyle a pass this season, but NOPE, that canary at the bird snark when they were all bitching about TheRoyalVPump, directly after leaving a Tea Party with her, made me remember that she is the shit-stirrer to the max! Okay, did anyone else need an English to SpaceCadetKim dictionary this episode? Cause WTF was she even saying?? I had to blank out for the few seconds she was on screen! I am loving the TrampEileen and LipsLisa, good for them for not buying the bullcrap spewed by the bitter mean girls this episode. Okay now the extremely disgusting part of this episode was about every single second that THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-SCUMBAG-LYINGLIARWHOLIESTOLIE-MORONSTFUBrandi was on! OMFG, she LIES so much it’s just incredible, it’s totally sociopathic and pathological, because no one lies that much, and she knows she is lying and doesn’t care! She has some serious, serious mental issues!! I fear for her once she is booted from this show and has no other means of support because things are not going to end well for her. Seriously, who RIPS up a live tree in an establishment and hands it to the owner whilst asking to lick their private parts?? WOW! Again, she doesn’t need the Bravo Bitch edit, they don’t need it, they are probably searching for footage wherein she isn’t a perverted, lying moron! I almost decided to stop watching this season after this episode, but will ABSOLUTELY for sure have to next season if she is back on the show!

    • California35 says:

      I am as displeased as you are about Brandi. I can’t get over stuff she did last season. I wanted her gone! She is annoying in a different label. The cusing, the sexual talk, the smack talk, the single mother stuff, the poor me stuff, the vulgarity… Period. Yes other wives may have use similar words or similar talk, but not to this label. No one teally want her around, and it is obvious. She only notices Lisa not wanting her around. But we can tell everyone is keeping her around but not close. Who wants her around their husbands, their friends and ther children???
      The season started with very little of her, so I had enjoyed it. I have been hoping she will fade away, but this episode showed she is determined to stay. Not by being nice and apologetic, but by bringing the vulgarity and shocking value.
      I dont know if I will continue watching. On the one hand I like te other cast and am enjoying the season, so I dont want Brandi to keep me Away. On the other hand I dont want to see her.

      • T-Rex says:

        Cali – I am with you, the first few episodes were terrific without that Hooch on our screens, but then now they are giving her more air time and all I want to do is turn off the show!

        • California35 says:

          And what is up with Bravo paying for her homes? The other wives have their own! Does she get paid less then? Seriously, what is she doing in this show? She doesnt belong.

          • T-Rex says:

            Mz Andy for some reason thinks she is funny. I don’t get it either! Bravo started paying for homes on BHills when ShannaTaylorNotFordLyingGrifterHusbandStealingPOS was on the show living in VileKyle’s poolhouse, and they wanted to not have to film her living in a poolhouse! SO, I guess they decided that the needed to upgrade THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-SCUMBAG-LYINGLIARWHOLIESTOLIE-MORONSTFUBrandi from her small condo to a bigger home at the same time, and well, they just kept paying for them since all she can afford apparently is a small condo. After being evicted from her last place she moved IN with someone’s condo until Bravo found her a suitable house to rent. I did hear she was super pissed at the time that it wasn’t going to be in Malibu, where she wanted, but an hour outside of LA, which is where her new rental home is now.

          • Powell says:

            That was probably in her contract her 2nd season. She probably cried she’s a poor wittle single mother w/no man and wah, wah, wah. They wanted her so desperately that they gave it to her.
            T-Rex why wouldn’t Bravo agree to a home w/multi yr lease instead of annual leases? It’s costing them more money to keep moving her and paying the previous landlord for damages.

            • T-Rex says:

              Most leases are only for one year, with a caveat to re-lease, however THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-SCUMBAG-LYINGLIARWHOLIESTOLIE-MORONSTFUBrandi has been basically evicted or not re-signed to lease from each and every lease. Once the year was up, the owners told her to vamoose, and the first one did evict her.

      • Powell says:

        I don’t get how any woman in one minute is begging for a friendship, then ragging the next minute. It’s crazy.

    • Powell says:

      I absolutely agree t-Rex but we can’t stop watching cuz we have to see this unfold. Lisa R and Eileen will see the real Bobble Head. They kinda do but not the full extent yet so we have to wait it out.

    • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

      Mohamed was on a boat, but he still gushed over Lisa when the reunited….

  15. nyc mama says:

    Hi all…Wishing you all a wonderful 2015! Ahd Happy Birthday.

    As for the bet, this was tweeted by Eileen last night.

    Shelly Miller ‏@shells304 15h15 hours ago
    @Andy @Bravotv @eileen_davidson Did @BrandiGlanville pay up for being wrong about who was the “real” Billie? @lisarinna #RHOBH
    0 replies 0 retweets 1 favorite
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    Eileen DavidsonVerified account
    @shells304 @Andy @Bravotv @BrandiGlanville @lisarinna we rolled it into another bet
    Reply Retweet Favorite

    Why Brandi, Kim and Yo on this show? Yo bringing David lunch is not a storyline anyone is interested in.

  16. Powell says:

    I have some of my tweets from last night that people found a little funny. Me being my serious but silly self. 😊

  17. Powell says:

  18. plainviewsue says:

    Once again, love your writing style & your recap!!

    One thing I have to add…………..OMG, Brandi’s dress at her housewarming. Her boobs were out for the world to see, including her dad. I had a twitter convo w/our Boston & both of us were just blown away that she would dress like this with her father present. Then she says that her dad loves Yolanda’s boobs!!!!!

    She is such trash and so doesn’t belong on this show.

    I concur. Love love love Eileen and Lisa R. I’m enjoying Kim so far this season. It’s the best she’s looked and acted.

    Yolanda, oh Yolanda. My heart breaks for her regarding her health, but her behavior on the show drives me crazy. Get over it. You led the charge against Lisa V last season. You accused Ken of manhandling you. You think Lisa V is just gonna let it all go? No.

    If Kyle ever truly backed up Lisa V in any conversation, I think I’d have a stoke!!!!

    Happy New Year’s Eve everyone. Love you all 🙂

    • Powell says:

      Sing it sista. Happy New Year Sue. 😊

    • T-Rex says:

      PVS – I was SO totally wishing VileKyle would have done just that! I would have totally been like WTG, finally, but unfortunately at this point in filming she is still friends with THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-SCUMBAG-LYINGLIARWHOLIESTOLIE-MORONSTFUBrandi.

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    • T-Rex says:

      Oh, and she didn’t mention it was many years ago, and they had TWO summits on the Bravo show to deal with the issue, wherein THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-SCUMBAG-LYINGLIARWHOLIESTOLIE-MORONSTFUBrandi said she was finally OKAY with Scheanna working at SUR! Uhm, TheRoyalVPump was SHOVING Scheanna in her face, that THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-SCUMBAG-LYINGLIARWHOLIESTOLIE-MORONSTFUBrandi was slumming it at Sur and Villa Blanca for FREE FOOD AND DRINKS, at the same place that TheRoyalVPumps EMPLOYEE was working, UGH!!

  24. Powell says:

  25. This recap was absolutely perfect! I would be SO happy if Brandi disappeared. Yolanda also needs to give up this extreme “hurt” act. She just expects everything to be as if last year never happened? These women are delusional!

    • California35 says:

      They are! They should fade away.

    • Powell says:

      Hey Bobbi. Yes the extreme hurt act, I like that by the way 😊 , has gotten on my last freakin nerve. She and Kyle keep saying they “understand that’s how Lisa is and I except it”, but they both keep up the extreme hurt act. Lisa wAs so tired of it that she waved Yo off at the BBQ when Yo kept saying, “why didn’t you invite me”. Boy oh boy these ladies are lucky I’m not rich and their Bev Hills neighbor cuz I’d ask them why do they want to be friends w/such a mean person. LOL at the their lucky I’m not rich and their neighbor. 😆😆😏😏

  26. Powell says:

    Last but no the least.

  27. T-Rex says:

    Okay, so something else I have been pondering about this whole Rental issue and one THE-LIAR-SUPREME-SLUTBAG-SCUMBAG-LYINGLIARWHOLIESTOLIE-MORONSTFUBrandi. Okay we know that for the past seasons she has been on the Ho-Wives that BRAVO has paid for her rentals while filming. So, here is my question, she is screwing some Real Estate dude and he can’t find her a place of her own to buy? She is “rolling” in dough, well at least she twatters that occasionally, then bashes her Ex the next week saying she is broke raising her boys on her own(uhm, which means they live with their dad almost 60% of the time, he pays child support, pays for their schooling and ALL of their extra curricular activities, vacations, yeah he’s a deadbeat, @@), why doesn’t she own a place at this point in her career??

    • California35 says:

      And at this time, with her spending on keep…she will never have enough to buy. If she had really thought of it and tried to get her life together after the divorse and all of that mess. She could have left BH or any expensive town, gotten a place and live a humble life. She on the other hand, wants to live as she did before (or as she ever?) glamorous life. It is hard to keep up when one does not have the same money as those around.

      • Powell says:

        Well if she wasn’t a dumb ass she could’ve gotten a paid for home out of the divorce. But alas she’s just a Bobble Head.

        • kit9 says:

          Like that freaking car! There are so many super nice SUV’s other than that super expensive completely unnecessary extravagance! And the gas to run it.

    • California35 says:

      Funny I was commenting about het rentals up on our previous comments.

    • dch60d says:

      Brandi’s credit rating is in the gutter right alongside her. She can’t get a approved for a mortgage. Brandi mentioned it herself early this season. I don’t remember her exact claim, i.e. excuse, but she brought it up in her TH when she was complaining about Eddie taking her to court for the overpayment of child support/alimony. I just remember thinking, “what does her low credit rating have to do with ‘xyz'”? IIRC, she won the case, but there’s no way her low credit rating had anything to do with it, at least not in the way she brought it into the equation.

  28. not THAT Jill says:

    Brandi has been busy tweeting this morning-the real Brandi not her handler! She just told someone to EFF OFF but then said it was a mistake-she tweeted the wrong person-hahahahahaha I just love to watch this madness!!
    She’s so dumb

  29. plainviewsue says:

    Anything good, retweet!! Can’t check TL’s anymore of people who blocked you.

    • not THAT Jill says:

      Sue I can still see tweets from people who blocked me (JZ and IA are the only ones I know who have me blocked) on my iPad.

  30. Hello everyone and Happy New Year’s Eve. I am the DD tonight and we are headed out to a hibachi place for dinner.
    My thoughts on the show…
    How much does an olive tree cost? Did Lisa say before she imported those trees and paid a fortune? Raise your hand if you would have kicked Brandi out of your tea party!
    Brandi has proven time and time again that she does not know how to dress appropriately. It’s like she gives Eddie ammunition.
    Why does everyone hate Lisa V. So much yet literally BEG to spend time with her?
    Scheana is NOT Lisa’s bff. Scheana is her daughters age. She is an employee. But the stori sounds better when Brandi says its Lisa’s bff.
    Is it EVER appropriate to talk about “eating pussy” at a tea party? Is it appropriate to talk about cunnilingus instead?
    Raise your hand if you have ever had “black out sex”. If you raised your hand, please define this for me. I have had ambien sex. Does that count?

    • T-Rex says:

      The Olive trees are One hundred year old imported trees that she has a special gardener she is paying to keep alive, if I were TheRoyalVPump I would send that skank a BILL for any issues with the plants from her idiotic behavior!

    • T-Rex says:

      Whoops forgot to answer the “black out sex” question, well hmmm if you were blacked out would you remember sex? So yes, in my wild days I did manage some black out moments, but NONE of them involved sex since I didn’t hang out with “rapists” that would have sex with a basically comatose partner!

    • Powell says:

      Namaste you have me cracking up. ✋ My hand is raised to would I have kicked Bobble out of my tea party. But then again I wouldn’t have invited her. No I’ve never had “blackout sex” & nope “Ambien sex” does not count. LOL. 😆😆
      You and Mr. Namaste have a great NYE date and ringing in 2015 together.

    • Exit4 says:

      Black out sex is when youre so drunk you don’t remember you’ve had sex until the next day when you sober up and someone tells you that you did it. The choking thing is more like S&M.

    • Orson One Hundred says:

      From this guy’s perspective, it’s where you give a girl GBH or some other drug (booze works too) to render her unconscious, and then you rape her while she’s passed out. Why Brandi brags about this is beyond me.

      Actually, I think Brandi’s version of B/O sex is that she’s so drunk that she can claim she can’t be held accountable or responsible for her actions because she was intoxicated. “It’s not my fault, I was drunk!” I can hear her claiming that in court when she’s up for DUI and Vehicular Manslaughter.

      • Powell says:

        Her boys have such a role model of a mother.

        • Orson One Hundred says:

          I suspect if Eddie and Leann wanted full custody of the boys, their lawyer wouldn’t have much trouble using clips from HW and her podcasts to convince a judge that Bobble is an unfit mother. Heck, she’s a “star” now herself, so they might be even able to get some child support from her.

    • TexasTart says:

      My hand is raised. I want to have ambien sex!

  31. nyc mama says:

    What I don’t get is that Yo and Jim are so clueless. Why would Lisa invite them anywhere after their behavior not only with her but what they both did to Ken last season was dispicable

    • mrs peabody says:

      I sure wouldn’t invite Yolo anywhere, I think she is the one who encouraged Brandi last year and got the ball rolling on the take down Lisa plan by Brandi. I think Yolo is so jealous of Lisa and wants so bad to be the queen bee (along with a few others who want this title, yes Kyle and Brandi I’m talking about you) of this show. I think Yo is jealous of Lisa’s place in her ex’s life, is insecure in her marriage to her 2nd ex-husband given how many times he’s been married, is jealous of any one fabulous like Lisa given she herself is just an aging ex-model with what appears nothing going on for her in her life except her children. She’s just a pathetic jealous person who is jealous of anyone who is better than her. I think she is a very insecure person.

    • Powell says:

      Bobble Head. 🙄

  32. TexasTart says:

    Powell, I just got you out #freethetweets and are they duplicated, did you post again? I don’t have time to investigate, I am on the road.

    • boston02127 says:

      I’m can’t wait for a good snow storm.

    • Powell says:

      Bite your tongue PrincessP and boston. 🙂

    • Orson One Hundred says:

      We all hope you and yours will survive this ordeal. Providing you do survive, in the future you can regale your grandchildren with the stories of how you struggled to make it through the Great Blizzard of ’14. I hope that thought will give you the strength you’ll need to persevere this trial.

      • Yes I will. #stayingstrong

        • Orson One Hundred says:

          In “The Outlaw Josey Wales”, Lone Watie describes how he and 4 other great chiefs of the Cherokee Nation dressed up in white man’s formal attire with top hats and went to Washington to speak to someone at the Bureau of Indian Affairs who told them to “Endeavor to persevere”. The 5 chiefs contemplated this. “Endeavor to persevere”. They smoked many pipes on this thought… “Endeavor to persevere.”

          Then they declared war on the White man.

  33. boston02127 says:

    Happy & Healthy New Year! 2015!

  34. Exit4 says:

    I wish Lisa would just say no. No I’m not eating lunch with you, no I am not coming to your party, no I’m never going to be your friend again and no I don’t like you or want you to lick any part of me-not even the soles of my hooker shoes.

    Saying anything but NO gives Brandi ammunition. Just say no! I’ll get out the egg and the frying pan of I have to. 🍳

    • Orson One Hundred says:

      My pat excuse for getting out of stuff like that is this: “I’d love to, but I’m washing my hair that day. Or I have a cake in the oven. Or I have an arms deal in Tangiers. I can’t remember which.”

      And if LVP actually does got to lunch with Brainless, she should arrange her timing so that Brainless picks up the check, not her. After the server takes their lunch order, LVP should ask for an apology. When Brainless the Bobblehead answers with counter demands for an apology from LVP, LVP should just 1) say “That’s not an apology.” and then B) get up and leave.

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      That would make too much sense, Exit. 😉

    • kit9 says:

      lol @ soles! After watching last night-I was surprised because it seemed like Lisa liked the back and forth w/Brandi a bit. She wasn’t the least bit offended with the pussy comment-sort of mildly amused. It was weird. And the preview showed Lisa does go to that lunch with Brandi.

  35. Ring Ring


    “Hi, is Connie there?”

    “Connie who?”

    “Connie Lingus”

    Har har har hardy har!

  36. Great Blog Stars!!! You had me giggling at … “or any pet she may have.”

  37. Amber...Real Wife says:

    Hello All. Great blog on RHOBH.

    What a skank-a-rrific affair the episode tended to be. I guess it had to be expected when the action was centered around BrandiRunNTell. Really how depraved does this woman have to be before producers realize she’s bringing down the franchise? It’s not cute or funny, shocking or cutting edge…. it’s just GROSS! She is so revolting and nauseating to look at when she gives that smug, self-satisfied smirk that she’s just said something so lewd and disgusting to shock the other HWs and tv viewers alike. Does licking Andy’s nasty ass father’s face guarantee employment? I don’t want her fired, as my family has been thru that and I don’t want that KARMA. No Siree Bob. Let’s hope she’s ‘REASSIGNED’ to another franchise. You know…. ‘HOLLYWOOD DIVAS’ or HOLLYWOOD EXES’. Maybe there they’ll knock her ass out or we’ll see how ‘tough’ she really is! 😉

    YoFo is just so desperate this season. Yes we saw the overthrow of the Queen was a dismal failure but you’re begging to be back in the fold one moment, immediately followed by badmouthing the Queen behind her back the next just proves she’s right to withhold her friendship and you’re not worthy!

    Kyle is really trying to show us how rich and forgiving she is this season as we see her allowing her daughter , who seems to have been privy to many a LVP bashing sessions, to judge her friends. WTF was that all about? Kyle should’ve said ” They’re both nice and I like them both the same” but she probably knew Portia would sell her out in a hot second w/ a ‘Oh no you don’t … you said…’ HW TIP… There is nothing wrong w/ having your children leave the room when you’re going to decimate a fellow HW. Young ears shouldn’t be involuntary witnesses to such shenanigans. Cut it out…. Kyle, Teresa, KimZ, Melissa, Jac…..

    The final scene where the witches backed Brandi’s deluded tale of misdeeds by Lisa was laughable. Yes Brandi… Lisa and Scheana are BFFs w/ matching tattoos and turbans. Is this bitch out of her mind? That was Lisa’s employee who you wanted fired but didn’t get your wish. You continually showed up to the girl’s place of work to drink and eat for free while trying to impact her schedule and tips by getting her sent home! The sitdown was necessary for you to keep getting comped and get closure that would allow the girl to work unencumbered at her own job. Just say Yolanda convinced you to go for the title, that she herself was also vying for, you got tired of being Lisa’s sidekick or henchman and wanted to be #1 and you FAILED. MISERABLY.

    Happy New Years to All! 🙂

    • Powell says:

      Drea Kelly, Shamika Lawrence and Shanna Moakler would on Hollywood Exes would knock her ass OUT. 😁

    • Powell says:

      Hey Miss Amber. I totally agree. “Just say Yolanda convinced you to go for the title, that she herself was also vying for, you got tired of being Lisa’s sidekick or henchman and wanted to be #1” – Amber if Bobble Head admitted to all of this I’d respect her.

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        I really believe YoFo tricked her silly ass by showing her a shiny object or some shoes and bingo bango she went for the crown. The WitchardSisters are always down to bash LVP and make her the ‘bad guy’ so it was easy to get a bunch of flunkies together for the coup. Silly girls.

  38. Well Starzy you’ve outdone yourself again- great blog,

    Thank you for the disclaimer.

    Too bad Bravo couldn’t offer their viewers the same courtesy.

  39. shamrockblonde says:

    Happy Birthday Jeff!! *hugs Jeff really hard* – sets down ice cream cake – hoping all of your wishes come true!!
    Happy Birthday MKValle! *hugs MKValle really hard* – sets down ice cream cake – hoping all of your wishes come true!!

    First day, last day
    last day of sorrow
    first day of joy,
    last day of fear,
    first day of courage,
    last day of lonliness,
    first day of love
    – hoping your New Year brings you nothing but good, and enough love and laughter to withstand any and all that life brings to you –

    this is an Irish Blessing that I wish for all of you this New Year’s Eve –

    With the first light of sun, …Bless you. When the day is done, …Bless you. In your smile and in your tears, …Bless you. Through each day of all your years, …Bless you.

    May the New Year find you with hearts full of joy to counter the tears, courage to fight the fear , and laughter to lighten your heart- I love each and every one of you – be safe – be happy


  40. shamrockblonde says:

    *hugs Exit really hard* – and the same to you, my love – the same to you!!

  41. adamay411 says:

    For those of you who have not seen the listing: Tomorrow afternoon is the first episodes of NYC, OC, BH, NJ, & ATL. Sounds like fun.

  42. Powell says:

    Has anyone been watching WD marathon the last few days? I’ve been watching on and off. They’re on the Governor epis. It’s funny looking back to the beginning.

    • I just finished watching the pilot with my kids and my son’s gf…I don’t think I ever saw it and I am realizing that I missed a bunch of the 1st thru maybe 3rd season….so I need to watch again… Surprise visit from his gf…I remember him mentioning that she was coming down for a New Years Party but I didn’t know that meant coming here, lol… and she brought Christmas presents for us all…..yikes, who knew… good thing I have a extensive “Gift Stash”….. I really need to start listening when he talks…, just kidding, I am not going to listen…

      • Foxymel(Mel) says:

        Hi Princess! Walking Dead is pretty good, no?
        That was really nice of your son’s girlfriend to bring everyone presents–making that effort is critical. Wishing you and your family a beautiful New Year!

      • Powell says:

        Surprise surprise PrincessP. Wow you had a gift stashed? Good thinking “in case of emergencies”. Haha.

        • Oh yeah, I have a box of stuff that when put together can make a nice gift. I am always on the lookout at clearance for beauty stuff. Just put in a gift bag and add tissue and sparkle!!

    • Foxymel(Mel) says:

      I started watching season 4 with my hubby since he had already seen the prior ones, well I watched all the episodes and I’m dying for more!! This show is amazing!

    • TexasTart says:

      I watched S1-S3 for the first time this fall. It was very interesting to see it this manner, seeing how much the character changed and how they lost their loved ones.

      • Powell says:

        The losses are the most heartbreaking. I signed the recent petition to keep a certain character. I won’t say anymore in case you’re trying to catch up. 🙂

  43. eirego46 says:

    Brandi is such a pig…I really feel sorry for her children

  44. Buttercream says:

    Happy Happy Birthday to you Mel!
    Glad you are here after all your challenges you faced this past year… Wishing you the best!

    Happy New Year to everyone else! Raise our glasses and cheers to a new Year! Hubby and I like the 6pm Fireworks at Penn’s Landing..cause we know we will be in bed zonking at midnight!

    Enjoy y’ all!

  45. TexasTart says:

    Whew! I just got here and only read the Stars and not the comments. Lots of chat here today.

    POWELL, no need to apologize or thank me, at the moment your tweets looked so similar I thought I released duplicates and it’s not big deal. I was in my perfection mode at the moment – and traveling – so it’s not you, it’s me. 😉

    STARS! I don’t think there was enough cussin’ and lewd comments in your blog!!!! However, I died laughing that Lisa Rinna’s “Fresh as a fuckin’ daisy” made the cut. And I died laughing at you saying “In the royal 3rd person” about Lisa V!

    Excellent photo selection with the Dick Sisters aghast at what Brandi said. Perfect. So does Bravo let you copy photos now?! I hope that is all better because I enjoy the photos you choose to illustrate your recap. I too, noticed Brandi’s smirk BEFORE the pussy comment! Yo annoyed the hell out of me with her NEEDY NEEDY NEEDY behavior. Arrggggghh! The OooooohhhhhhHHHHhhhh was actually after when Brandi made the point that Lisa kept pushing her (Brandi’s) exe’s mistress that he didn’t marry – on her after she said no more. Regardless of context, I loved the all knowing OooooohhhhHHHhhh exchange between the soap opera girls.

    I love it when Eileen in a TH talks about hearing both side and like she wasn’t going to judge Lisa, saying “I hear it and unless it happens to me it’s just not part of my reality.” SO TRUE. I can’t figure why Kyle sits on her hands, sometimes it is HARD for me to like Kyle and I like Kyle, just not as a friend, but she’s not callin’ me anyways, lol. As for Kyle – don’t y’all judge on the alcohol in the fridge, because I only saw it on one inside the door shelf and that fridge was huge! So that was not much for someone who entertains so much….like Stars said…

    I would be so very pissed off if someone yanked a branch off my tree, much less, the olive tree that I paid a freakin fortune for at my business. The pictures show Kyle and Lisa’ reaction. I would NOT have let that go! LOL I loved the quotes Stars include. And I feel for you Stars. Knowing you have to like some as a voice of reason, tends to negate Tramp (Eileen). But take solace in the fact that lots of housewives swoop in that sound like the voice of reason. I thought Yo was the voice of reason, before she revealed herself as a Lisa V hater. Yes, I said hater. I know, so strong, since they are just Hollllywood friends. But I must not get started again on how NEEDY Yo is, because it makes me crazy! Stars left me in stitches by sharing the Conan O’Brien thing. So funny. Wishing Stars good health in the new year sprinkled with snark. 😙

    • Powell says:

      LOL Stars TexasTart needs more cussin’ and lewd comments in the blog. 🙂
      IDK how I missed the booze in the fridge. I’m sure it was just the right amount I’d like to keep in mine. 😉
      I just don’t get Yo’s hate for Lisa & Love for Bobble Head.

  46. Idly wondering while the champers is chilling (who used to say that? Champers? Was it that British broad that kissed Prince Harry on RHODC?) do you think Lisa had something to do with Mohammed divorcing Yolanda?

    Because the hate is real.

    I can’t imagine that Lisa broke up their marriage because I don’t see her having an affair on Ken but then again I’m naive like that.

    Something happened. And I deserve an explanation.

    Lol! Jk

  47. TexasTart says:

    As seen in pink lettering on the back window of an SUV today:

  48. Exit4 says:

    Happy New Year Lynnfam! We did a triage over here and even though I don’t feel spectacular-I feel human enough after dinner and shower to walk next door for New Years. Both kids and husband are feeling good enough as well. I think everyone wants a change of scenery. They know we had the bug-if they don’t care….lol.

    Casual party-I will be wearing my finest yoga pants. If I don’t make it until 12, I’ll just watch the ball on my couch. I don’t even really want to drink, so clearly, I must be dying. I’ve lost the will to drink! On a drinking holiday no less! But medicine has alcohol in it-so I would technically be medicating….

    Hope everyone has a great New Years Eve and New Years Day. Tomorrow, I will probably watch some Mummers and be lazy. Then time to deconstruct Christmas 2014 and start counting down to Memorial Day!

    Chis-i hope you found your yellow underwear! Say hi to Melissa gorga for us! I want a full recap. Eat those grapes girl!

    Here’s to more fun convos in 2015!

    • TexasTart says:

      Cheers to more fun convos in 2015! Don’t count on having a nap on Monday though.

      • Exit4 says:

        Ugh! I’ll be so mad-better catch up on my sleep!

        I’ll bet she doesn’t go on the 5th. Either before or after (with permission) to avoid a circus. Just a thought.

        • TexasTart says:

          I’m not so convinced she looks to avoid circuses anymore…but probably general media will not be so interested in the check-in.

          Hey, I loved your comment about Christmas eve, that was so nice to share in your moment.

  49. Powell says:

    I’m watching NBC A taste of 2014. They are talking to celebs about different things from this yr and Bethenny is one of the celebs.

    • She’s besties with Hoda and I thought I saw Hoda hosting ?

      I may be wrong. What an awful pic they had of her on E news yesterday – half her bikini was so big on her and she looked so so bony. I’m actually sad for her.

      But I didnt know she had curly hair – with volume ! Maybe she got a perm or something …

  50. TexasTart says:

    Does glitter have a half-life?

  51. Hi haven’t read anything or watched the show yet but wanted to wish everyone a happy and super healthy 2015

    All best to you all 💜💜

    • TexasTart says:

      OMG, I can not escape the glitter! My HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! seems so plain …..surely I could think of something better….nah….I’m okay with that. 😉

  52. Powell says:
    • ….☆.¸¸.•*¨*••.¸¸.☆.¸¸.•*¨*••.¸¸.☆¸.•*¨*.☆.
      (¯`´(¯`´.¸________ღ☆ღ_________ ¸.´´¯)´´¯)
      ☆ ▓▒░ ☆☆ HAPPY NEW YEAR ☆☆ ░▒▓ ☆
      (_¸.(_¸.´´ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ღ☆ღ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ `´.¸_).¸_)

      hugs and peace to all
      diva n mr ford…

    • ladebra says:

      Amen Powell. Happy New Year!

  53. ladebra says:

    Wow! You guys are hilarious!! In a good way. Love the glitter. Love love love your blog Starzy!

    Happy Birthday Jeff! And MKVALLE! How great to have your birthday on the biggest party day of the year🎉🎉 and you nearly always have the next day off work! Woohoo 👍

  54. Barb (Just wondering in Jersey) says:

    I wish you all a happy and healthy new year.

  55. TexasTart says:

    Good Morning 2015! Hello everyone. Between the fireworks, the thunderstorm and sciatic nerve pain, there was no sleep for the weary. Near freezing with rain. Brrrr. I want snow – the kind Princess had! So thankful I don’t have to go somewhere! 💧⚡🌀❄ Good day everyone! 😊

    • Orson One Hundred says:

      She articulated some very good points in that article about T’s lack of self-awareness. The same points could apply to some of the “ladies” from BH.

  56. Powell says:

    🇭🇦🇵🇵🇾 🇳🇪🇼 🇾🇪🇦🇷

  57. New England Girl says:

    Happy New Year! Just to let you know – Bravo will be airing the first episode of each Ho’wives beginning at 2:00 today…Whoo Hoo!

  58. ladebra says:

    Don’t forget to eat your black eyed peas! For luck and prosperity in the New Year. Please sir, can I have another! 😜

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