Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast Blogs Blogged and Let’s Chat

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast Blogs Blogged by Namaste

Season 5, Episode 7

 

Lisa Vanderpump

Yes Love is a Big Word

The Divine Ms. Pump claims here holiday was very busy with entertaining, decorating and cooking.  I think she was “directing” people to do those jobs.  I wish I was that kind of exhausted from telling other people what to do!

So as you know, when I was invited to “The housewarming party,” my gut reaction was to avoid it like the plague. I had commented to Brandi at Kyle’s house I wasn’t even interested in warming her slippers at this point.

Can I admit that I am still perplexed that she went?  I get it that she wanted to take the air out of the balloon by just showing and squashing the opportunity to gossip about her, but I don’t think I could have gone.  Lisa talks about how Brandi was desperate to join the group when she came on and how she was really the only one to embrace her (I think Lisa has a bit of a “rescue” complex).

I decided to go to the party as I knew–and from seeing this footage of the group–that if I didn’t, I would be the topic of conversation, so arriving with a bottle of champagne stops it in its tracks. Now the conversation with Brandi’s parents I thought was sweet–the way they were obviously aware that our relationship was no longer a positive one. Her mother, who I had invited to join us at dinner previously, a sweet woman, gently tried to explain how Brandi works, hurting feelings and then apologizing. It’s just unfortunate at this time. I am not interested. The friendship was not deep enough to weather that kind of storm. In regard to Brandi’s generous offer at my clothing event as she abused my beautiful olive tree, was supposed to shock, but no it was harmless. Words are just that. It didn’t offend me, but as usual, it was a classless example of somebody trying to garner attention.

I found it pretty funny that Brandi’s parents shared Lisa’s pain.  Brandi seems to hurt the ones she claims to love the most.  Lisa explains that Brandi didn’t just “hurt her”.  She was calculated and tried everything to destroy her reputation.  In this case, forgiveness is not really an option, therefore, she isn’t holding a grudge; she is practicing self-protection.  Lisa says she isn’t angry or bitter.  She says “forewarned is forearmed” and I agree 100%.  When people tell you who they are (or truly show you who they are) BELIEVE them!  Don’t convince yourself that they weren’t themselves.

Yolanda mentions yet again that I failed to invite her to another important event in my life, the opening of PUMP, and that if we were friends, I would’ve done so. Correct. At that time, to invite all those women could not have been furthest from my mind. Also the whole Vanderpump Rules group would be there, which, as you know, Scheana was part of, bearing in mind that she was working for me for years before I was friends with Brandi, before anyone was aware that there was a connection. So knowing that, even if I was closer to any of them, I would not put myself in that position again. I would never question why I was not invited somewhere. I wouldn’t want to go to a party that I wasn’t invited to.

OY!  Yolanda needs to let sleeping dogs lie.  She is a person that likes the sound of her own voice and loves to just complain about other people’s bad behavior yet doesn’t see her own.

Yes, love is a big word, and that hurt to see that. I don’t use it flippantly. I love Mohammed and Yolanda’s children. Of that, I am sure. Many,many weekends and lunches with them and Mohamed have created that bond. I have always been hopeful that Yolanda would be included in that equation.

I have a very strong feeling that Mohammed got Lisa V. in the divorce and Yolanda is just holding a grudge!  LOL!  I have a feeling Lisa and Ken have a very strong relationship with Mohammed and really don’t care who or what he sleeps with.  I also suspect Yolo doesn’t love Shiva so very much either.  Lisa tells us she hadn’t seen the women since Puerto Rico and the horrible reunion.  When Brandi suggested for the 1-millionth time that Scheana was a BFF of her’s, it was ludicrous.  Lisa says she doesn’t really befriend those 30 years her junior.  (whew, I could still make the cut!)  She is an employee, friend of her daughter’s.  She is a young woman that made a mistake, but isn’t her BFF.  Can we now move on from this?  Can we please?

Eileen and Lisa R. discussing cunnilingus (Small)

I appreciated the fact that Lisa and Eileen were kind enough not to be dragged into the negativity. I have enjoyed getting to know Eileen for sure. I do feel there is a divide between women who are fulfilled and happy in their lives, stimulated by their careers or the demands of motherhood and are not searching for something negative. That is a woman I bond with for sure.

I am surprised that Lisa R. wasn’t a little more vehement in shutting down the shit talking since Lisa V. is her “real” friend, but I understand that Bravo needs the drama to be brought out so Lisa had to sit by and listen.  Lisa sends us on our way to ring in the New Year.  She offered a prayer for those families that lost loved ones on the AsiaAir flight (horrific).  She says Life is so unpredictable. We always must try to remember what is important.  Too true.

Yolanda Foster

I Took One for the Team

Yolanda hopes we all had a great holiday.  She shares that she has been pretty sick again.  Says it took her 3 days to write this blog.  She says her last day she felt truly good was the day of Brandi’s housewarming.  Too bad she had to waste that day at Bobblehead’s house.

Brandi double stick tape 2 (Small)

Anyway, the short of it was that it meant a lot to me to see Guy and Judy Glanville sharing in this great moment. We all got to see their daughter back on her feet after a painful divorce but now back in a beautiful home and starting a new life with her sons.

This girl has been handed every opportunity on a silver platter since her divorce.  She has written books capitalizing on this so called horrific thing that was done “to her”.  I am always reminded, there are 2 people in a marriage.  Brandi invited other women into her bed with her husband and then got upset when Eddie wanted to take another woman into his bed.  Not surprised.  You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

I was happy to see all the women show up for this happy occasion, including Adrienne, and mostly Lisa V.’s attempt in engaging in the process of moving forward. Again, it is time to stop talking about the past. Brandi has begged for forgiveness too many times and almost took down that gorgeous olive tree, but at this point, it takes two to tango.

Brandi has not “begged for forgiveness” because she has never said “I’m sorry”.  She begs for attention.  I don’t believe Lisa V. talks about the past, but she is reminded of how she has been treated in the past and will not allow it to happen again.  Shit on me once, shame on you.  Shit on me twice, shame on me! (credit to my Mama!)

Portia is very smart and just cracks me up. I guess she is the most truthful young lady in our group and knows more than we might give her crediti for. So cute seeing her make a sandwich. It makes me miss my girls at that age. This is about the right time to teach her to start sorting out dirty laundry by color and running the washing machine. It is often a great game for girls that age. My mom made me iron laundry every Friday after school at age eight, and even though I hate ironing and don’t do it very often, it’s important to be able to take care of yourself.

Get over yourself Yolanda!  Also, don’t tell Kyle how to raise her girls.  So far, Kyle’s girls have managed to avoid being arrested.  You, on the other hand, have not accomplished that.  Portia is a little girl and doing what little girls do.

I was excited to finaly see PUMP, a beautiful place. Definitely a restaurant you must visit when coming to town. I appriciate the fact that Lisa V. takes time out of her busy schedule to do a charity tea for a cause close to her heart, and we were all happy to be there and support her.

I call BS on this whole paragraph.  Yolanda is the neediest friend of this group.  She is all “ME ME ME”.

Yolanda ALS Challenge (Small)

The ALS ice bucket challenge was really the most brilliant publicity stunt of 2014, and it has brought worldwide awareness for a barely-known disease. I gladly took one for the team. My best friend Ellie Ducret has been battling this most brutal and fatal disease I past three years. I have slowly watched her lose the use of every single muscle in her body, being left paralyzed, dependent on others, while her precious spirit and perfectly brilliant brain is trapped inside. She is my hero. She taught me that you never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have left. I turn to her on the days I feel sorry for myself. I’m battling this crazy Lyme disease, but she puts it all in perspective real fast. She gives me strength and is the person that defines a true friend to me. I love the quote, “Best friends are people who make your problems their problems just so you I have to go through them alone!”

I loved watching everyone do the ice buck challenge last month, but I always hoped that everyone made sure to donate, too!  This is a horrific illness that breaks a person’s body down til there is nothing left but a shell and the worst part is, the mind is fully aware of all of this.  At least with Alzheimer’s the mind is the first piece to go and the person with this disease is unaware.  I think it would be so much worse to be aware of your body failing bit by bit.  OK, stepping off my soapbox.

With that said, I wish you all a very happy New Year, and I pray that each day love, health, and happiness will come your way.

I do hope Yolanda’s health takes a turn for the good.  Noone deserves to suffer.

Eileen Davidson

Brandi Showed Us How Not to Make Amends

Eileen believes this to be an interesting episode.  Hmmm, that is putting it mildly.  She says Brandi’s home has a nice view.  See, Eileen has manners and is trying to find something polite to say about Brandi.  Note: Eileen never once offers to eat anyone’s private bits.  Contrary to her label as “tramp”, she is not interested in this particular lifestyle choice.  Eileen shares that PUMP is a beautiful, classy restaurant.  Perhaps a place one would not offer to eat your lady bits (well, it is a Gay Bar so I imagine the offer might be implied by some, but at this pleasant afternoon of tea and tiny sandwiches, it was not.)

And then it happened. Brandi ripped off a branch from an extremely old olive tree and then made Lisa V. an offer apparently she can refuse. I’m not quite sure what Brandi was hoping to accomplish. Maybe she’s showing us how not to make amends? It does seem that Lisa V. is having none of it, and who could blame her?

Brandi Olive Branch (Small)

Lisa and Kyle’s faces upon seeing that Brandi has removed a branch is priceless.  Kyle and Kim’s faces after being told about Brandi’s offer were even better.

I’m hoping for a little more clarity after the tea when we all went for dinner. It seems Brandi is upset with Lisa V. for having a server working for her that slept with her ex-husband. That would be uncomfortable. It seems they have a long road ahead of them before they can patch up their friendship. Wouldn’t it be great if everyone sat down and hashed out their differences with a mediator? Oh wait! They do! It’s called RHOBH reunion!

On August 24, 2009, Eddie filed for a divorce from Brandi.  This happened over 5 years ago (and the affair with Scheana was long before that).  What is the statute of limitations on whining about your cheating X?

“Colonel Angus! Colonel Angus! I just love Colonel Angus.” Sorry. That’s a line from a Saturday Night Live skit starring Christopher Walken as…Colonel Angus. That’s all I could think of during that conversation with the ladies at PUMP.

I love Christipher Walken on SNL.  I did not love him as Captain Hook in the much anticipated live version of Peter Pan.  Eileen claims next week looks like so much fun.  I can’t read her yet, but I am pretty sure she is being sarcastic.

Next week looks like so much fun! I can’t wait! Happy New Year!

Lisa Rinna

Portia is My Spirit Animal

Lisa is excited for the new year and all it has in store for us.  She gives Portia a “shout out”.  The scene was quite cute and very natural for a child to say something silly.  It was very smart of Kyle to shut it down knowing she was being filmed.

Oh yeah, I’m pretty sure Portia and I are spirit animals. I owe that cute (and very smart!) little girl lunch!

It was cute!  She talks about co-hosting Access Hollywood and how she got the hosting bug when she filling in for Kathie Lee on Live With Regis and Kathie Lee.  She hosted Soap Talk for 4 years (I kinda remember this, but have not had the soap channel for years).  She also enjoyed getting the opportunity to dump some ice on herself for a good cause.

Lisa R. ALS (Small)

Speaking of, I was also very impressed to see Yolanda step up and take the ALS ice bucket challenge right there on the spot during Lisa’s tea at PUMP! Her best friend has ALS and clearly she would do anything to show her support. Kudos to Yolanda.

I just hope that everyone who dumped the water on themselves also had a donation.

What a lovely opportunity Lisa V. provided all of us to be able to help give back to the teenage girls in foster care. I was thrilled to donate a few of my dresses, especially the navy blue gown I designed for my Lisa Rinna Collection on QVC! All of us are incredibly fortunate and blessed to have so much, so anytime I can offer my service, time, or personal belongings for a good cause or charity, I’m so there. Throw in a lovely tea time at PUMP with the girls, and it’s a no brainer!

I wonder how many of those teenage girls want to wear one of Lisa R.’s flowy QVC dresses to their homecoming dance.  OK, I am being mean.  I am glad that they all donated to this cause.  I love that Lisa V. gives back to children in foster care because she knows all too well that Max could have been one of those kids.

So, I feel like the olive branch thing kinda backfired on Brandi a bit, but I get what she was trying to do. I also know how much Lisa’s 100-year-old olive trees mean to her, so Brandi yanking a big branch off of one of the olive trees probably wasn’t really the best offering. Not sure offering to “you know what” her pussy was the best idea either, although it sure as hell made for a hilarious conversation, didn’t it? Apparently, I said the word “cunnilingus” six times in one minute. Not sure I have ever actually used that word in a sentence, and here I was saying it six times in one minute over a cup of tea at PUMP. Let’s also just state for the record I have never even written the the word “cunnilingus,” and I have now typed it out twice in this paragraph. Since I seem to be on a roll, I may as well mention how funny it was to hear Yolanda say cunnilingus and then wonder if it was a vegetable! Good times and many laughs were had thanks to that ridiculous conversation!

Um, I really have no words.  I am shocked that my “spellcheck” isn’t underling cunnilingus.  I am also shocked I just typed that word.  I am not a prude, but don’t think I have ever used that word in conversation.  Lisa R. says she felt as though she was in an awkward situation when they went to Il Cielo to allow Brandi and Yolo to shit talk Lisa V.  Lisa R. says that everyone’s feelings are valid (I say if they are based on facts…not shit they have made up in their head, then they are valid).  Lisa R. says she is well aware there are hurt feelings all the way around and there is a need for healing and closure.

But this pattern tends to be a natural progression of life, doesn’t it? Conflict that hopefully leads to resolution. In the case of Brandi and Lisa, I feel as if they’re dancing the cha-cha with one another. Forward and back with some more forward and back. I suggest you buckle your seatbelts because this is definitely shaping up to be a wild ride!

I am pleased that each lady is telling us things are about to get going; they better not disappoint!  I have a feeling that Eileen will not take having a glass of wine thrown on her.  I am hoping she truly puts Brandi in her place.  Lisa wishes us a fun, safe and blessed New Year!

Brandi Glanville

Lisa V. was Making Me Uncomfortable

Am I wrong for wishing she hadn’t written a blog again this week?  Why must I be subjected to this?  Anyhoo…Brandi starts off politely talking about her rental-housewarming party.  How many of you all have had a housewarming party when you rented your 5th home in 5 years?  Right.  I think perhaps Brandi decided she needed to “host” an event since she never has.  She said she invited everyone; her parents, the HWs, pseudo-friends.  She tells us that Lisa V.had told her in no uncertain terms she wasn’t coming to warm her house, her slipper, her coffee.  She says she rushed around all day and was running a few minutes late which would explain why she forgot to put double stick tape on her busoms in order to avoid a “nip slip”.  If you were paying attention, Bravo did blur her nips a few times as they were peaking out at us.  But hey, it was a “proper housewarming”.  Brandi tells us everyone looked great (thin) and she was catching up with her good friend Leeza Gibbons.  Oh Leeza, please.  Leeza was on Celebrity Apprentice and I imagine they became “celebrity friends” during this.  I doubt very much Leeza considers Brandi a good friend, but since Brandi is pretty limited in the friendship area, she will latch on to whoever she can.  Brandi share s that she was surprised to see Lisa and Ken show up.  She says all her friends see that Lisa and her (Brandi) have chemistry.  Hmmm.  Anyhoo, I am just glad we didn’t have to witness Brandi drunk out of her mind.  Thank you Bravo.

Tea Party (Small)

Lisa V. invited us all to PUMP, which is gorgeous, for a charity event benefiting foster children. I was happy to go but felt a little uncomfortable every time Lisa V. looked at me. She would just stare and not speak. It made me uncomfortable, and when I’m nervous, I just joke. Cut to the olive branch and the cunnilingous comment. I asked Lisa V. to lunch to speak in a more private environment, and it was like pulling teeth to get an answer, so I was like, what shall I do, Your Highness, so that you grace me with your presence? Eat your pussy? It was a joke, but I am happy to hear that Ken stills goes down under for Her Majesty.

First, please not that Brandi did not “spellcheck” The Word.  I realize that when Brandi asked Lisa to lunch, it was kind a awkward.  Brandi wanted an answer NOW and Lisa wanted to keep her hanging a bit.  I see Lisa is very tentative to jump back in.  Then Brandi makes the offer.  Can it get worse?  Yes, she then tells us how happy she is that Ken still takes care of our Divine Ms. Pump.  I seriously just threw up in my mouth.  WHY?  Again, I am not a prude.  I can swear like a sailor.  I call my BFF a Beotch or a Whore when we talk.  BUT, I am not on national TV.  I am not constantly going to court fighting about custody and child support.  I sit her shaking my head.  Her parents must be so proud.

It was nice that Yo did the ice bucket challenge without hesitation as her best friend is suffering with this horrible disease ALS. I’m liking Lisa Rinna, and I get how hard she has worked and for how long. She sings, dances, acts, hosts, is a great wife and mother, and stays looking fresh as a fu**ing daisy. Eileen looks great, and the workouts are really paying off. I’m still getting to know the new gals but am enjoying my time hanging with Kim and Yolanda more then anyone else.

Tea Party Group (Small)

Again, I give Yololemon props for allowing The Divine Ms. Pump to dump that bucket of icy cold water on her white jean wearing self (another question, how many of you own white jeans?  Is this a trend I am unaware of?).  I reiterate, I hope they all donated to the ALS campaign, too.  Lisa R. is truly a hustler.  I love this about her.  I saw a commercial for Law and Order SVU you last night and it looks like HH (Harry Hamlin) is on an upcoming episode which proves he is also a hustler.  Brandi compliments Eileen which means she paid attention when Bravo instructed her to write the blog as though she is still in the mind frame of the episode.  So, Kim and Yolo are outed as official members of Team Brandi.  I am on any other team than the one Brandi is on.  Just sayin’.

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308 Responses to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast Blogs Blogged and Let’s Chat

  1. Powell says:

    What’s up peeps? You ready for Bobble Head to say Lisa owes her an apology? I think Lisa’s manners don’t compute to Bobble’s pea brain. I think Lisa needs to come down to Bobble’s level, yeah Lisa is up here⬆ and Bobble is down there ⬇, and curse her out. Just my opinion. 😉

  2. Tonight the editors actually let Brandi’s “checkmate” 🏁comment make it to air. So funny.

    Hopefully no blisters on Brandi’s face like on the Apprentice last night 🙀🙉

  3. LOL namaste !

    I have a very strong feeling that Mohammed got Lisa V. in the divorce and Yolanda is just holding a grudge! LOL! I have a feeling Lisa and Ken have a very strong relationship with Mohammed and really don’t care who or what he sleeps with. I also suspect Yolo doesn’t love Shiva so very much either.
    ~~~~~~~~
    I agree and Yo seems to RUN to shiva when she sees her ….. I’m sure “out of love” but really just to keep tabs.

    I need VV to keep me up to speed with mohammed and Shiva’s odd instagrams ……

    VV feliz año Nuevo if you’re lurking …… ❤ 👀

  4. Powell says:

    Lisa needs to set Bobble and Yo straight once and for all. Just what she said in her blog is just what she needs to say to both of them. Lisa has known and employed Scheana for what 6,7 yrs now. She’s known Brandi for 3 yrs. End of story. Yo was mad at Lisa for not bringing her flowers and candy while she was ill. So no Lisa didn’t invite her to her Star ceremony or to Pump’s opening. A logical person would get that they wouldn’t be invited to events of the person she’s supposedly mad at. Bobble needs to grow the eff up and Yo needs a hobby. To much time on her hands.

  5. Powell says:

    Namaste thanks for using “Bobble Head” in your blog. I’m so honored. 😉

  6. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    I just read that Lilly Pulitzer is designing for Target this spring! This makes me so happy (random I know but when I get a thought I feel the need to express it!!)

    • I Need a Life! says:

      Oh, Jill. Thank you! It’s a happy thought. The weather is below ZERO as I type and all the schools have closed tomorrow. Lilly brings me as close to Florida as I can get right now. I hope she has yummy pink accessories like make up bags. The lines have been crazy in Chicago at Target when the first day of designer specials take place. All the Ebay sellers scoop it all up.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        I hope she does a line for girls-Maggie looks so cute in a Lilly dress! She got one for her 5th birthday and it was my most favorite dress ever! I will go broke buying her stuff!
        My Target is always empty-even for the designer specials -that makes me VERY happy!!
        Below zero!!! OMG!! I’m freezing tonight-we are at 22 degrees and dropping to single digits by morning-that’s not good!!

    • Powell says:

      I love LP. Been wanting a piece for yrs but never really looked into getting it. I’ve tried to get the special designer clothes online at target w/o luck. You have to be there when they open.

    • Girl get online FAST the morning it hits. Things sell out super fast !!!!

      I love Maggie. I want a Maggie.

      #glitter4Life

  7. Last blog was awesome- this blog is just as good! You ladies are outdoing yourselves.

    Thank you both for all of your hard work

  8. Toodybird says:

    Looking forward to 8:00 central time but have had a heavy feeling for some time that this Brandi/Lisa fued is just another contrived conflict/resolution of RHBH. And that makes me sad and tired. So I am going to drink some Chardonnay and look forward to all your lovely comments.

  9. Oh and btw? Yolanda is the most insufferable know it all. Ever. Might be worse than Jill Zarin.

    She’s giving advice to turn laundry day into a game to Kyle?

    Whatevs, cannot stand her.

    • So I just noticed that when Yolanda took off her jacket for the ALS challenge she says to Lisa- c’mon you know I would do anything for my girlfriends! Almost like you don’t know what your missing out on by not being my friend.

      Now I think she’s pathetic.

      She is really pretty tho. So I don’t hate her. Cause I’m shallow like that.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        It is harder to hate the pretty ones….

      • Omib she is incredibly incredibly sly and passy-aggressy – I am SO with you on that.

        I love her body. Neck down I want that. She shouldn’t wear that talking head shirt though with the horizontal line of lace though- broadens her. Like kelly Beensomeone with the strapless dresses. 🔲🔳

        Are her boobs fake? This I need to find out …..

        • Her body is slammin

        • TexasTart says:

          IDK about her boobs, they don’t look obviously fake. You were saying last week about Yo’s attire for impromptu ice bucket challenge??? She was in the same clothes..just took the jacket off. It probably was impromptu.

          • TexasTart says:

            I spoke too soon! She has a different shirt at least thereafter. … matter of fact looks like the same top as Brandi.

            Oh so much liked your long post and had all kinds of things to say but wasn’t able to post in the day damnit. At least I have to say I too, was creeped by that weird.kiss Brandi gave Geraldo.

            • Oh thanks Tarts — I was ramblin’ on – too much CA !!!
              I haven’t even watched ATLANTA yet!

              No I never commented on Yo’s outfit for ice bucket … Someone else must have.

              How funny to want to be doused with water and/ice when you’re wearing WHITE !
              (Well the pants are to just be expected with her…..)

              That restaurant they go to after Lisa’s tea/ Connie L. Olive branch bonanza – just read cameron Diaz had like a rehearsal dinner there. It’s like legit nice!

    • Powell says:

      I like Yo at times. I don’t like her when she gets all preachy that others are wrong. I don’t like her saying one thing but really meaning something else. I think she’s more “Hollywood friend” than the others.

    • Toodybird says:

      Agree, both are insufferable. JZ flipped me when she announced that Alex and her red Lycra pants man were’t good enough to attend the wedding. Yolanda Likely feels the similarly. Wrong either way, but JZ is more of a bloated toad.

  10. Someone remind me – I love jeff to death – but how does he feel about Brandi?

    I know that he used to hate Kim from Atlanta and badger her and that made me LOL soooooo much but not sure about Brandi !????

    Can’t wait to see them on WWH. If there’s a poll I’ll vote. But I watch later.

    Please jeff don’t like her please please jeff. 🙏🙏

  11. Powell says:

    Ladies. 😊

  12. Best line of last episode:
    “What means cunnilingus?” ~Yolanda
    Yes, I just typed THAT word. That means I have typed that word more than once in the last week which is pretty much my lifetime quota for now.

  13. Off topic, BUT was wondering for those that are “in the know,” how much is Teresa allowed in her commissary account? How is that account replenished? Can her tre-hugging friends send in money to that account to make sure she has plenty of Cup O Soup? How much does the shit in the commissary cost? (Yes, I watch Orange is the New Black, but I still don’t know specifics.)

    • I Need a Life! says:

      I had read that $300 is what you can deposit. Are you interested in adding to her funds? 🙂
      There’s list out there somewhere of what things cost. Not cheap, really.
      Best article so far that I actually trust.

      http://time.com/3655203/teresa-giudices-last-words-before-prison-tell-joe-and-the-girls-im-good/

      • Um, no, I am not a tre-hugger. I will not be sending her cash so she can buy snickers and eyeliner. I wish someone had captured a pic without her extensions.

        • TexasTart says:

          Why do SO many people comment about seeing her w/o extensions?! I believe her hair is 100% her!

          • Nope, its not real. Her real hair is actually quite thin.

            • TexasTart says:

              Girl, have you seen it?! Are you saying all that hairline she has going on is fine hair? People with fine hair, that I know primarily have light hair, high foreheads and little hair surrounding the face…I don’t think you can put extensions in fine hair and not have it look janky like Brandi and Tamra. I think Tre’s is all grown on her head and it looks beautiful. Personally I thought she should cut it before going in. Maybe she didn’t so all of youse that think she has extensions would say “told ya so!” haha!

              • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

                You can tell by her hairline alone that she has LOTS of hair-I don’t think she has ever needed extensions-but she doesn’t blow out her own hair-that shit is PROfessional!! Beautifully done with zero frizz…my dream!!!

          • plainviewsue says:

            You are correct. She doesn’t wear extensions.

        • TEXAS I love YA – and see your points but I think she has clip ins. Not saying she doesn’t have super thick hair but I think to shape it and make it look even more luxe she adds clip ins.

          Especially after starting her hair line. (Or- adding her name to it)

    • TexasTart says:

      IIRC I read $320 a month and later read $320 a week – which seems excessive! I think TMZ had a commissary list…IIRC….and I have a lot to remember so RH shit has to fall of the priorities sometimes, lol

      Thanks so much for the bloggity blogs, will.read them after the show!

      • I Need a Life! says:

        A fun read when you’re sitting under the Lily Pulitzer pink umbrella.

        http://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/dan/

      • Orson One Hundred says:

        Here’s the Danbury commissary list. I’ve been waiting for a chance to post it and here and now seems appropriate:
        http://cdn1-www.realitytea.com/assets/uploads/2015/01/DAN_CommList.pdf

        My understanding is the maximum an inmate can have in their commissary account is $320.00. Some media is saying it’s $320 a month and some say it’s $320 a week. Sooner or later, someone will read the rules and regs published online by the BOP and give out the real word.

        Inmates are allowed to receive “care packages”, but it’s not like what you’d send you child in college or overnight camp. There are vendors that are pre-approved by the BOP
        that you can order stuff for “your” inmate through. You’ll never see the package yourself. The idea, I imagine, is to lessen the chance of any contraband getting in. And there may be some sort of monetary value limit per month. It’s been a while since I glanced at those sites.

        And I don’t think just anyone can deposit money into an inmate’s account. I think there’s an approved list of family members or friends (and maybe a lawyer can be on the list) who can make a deposit or send a care package. Oh, and the deposits don’t go to the prison itself, there’s some corporation out West that handles that. And there are ways you can gift “your” inmate with a small television and the like but there are hoops you have to jump through to do that.

        P.S. I hate that bitch Jill Zarin.

  14. Hate that pink lipstick/gloss the Lisa wears this season.

  15. Hey isn’t that guy with Lemons and Bella at Lisa’s in Palm Springs?

  16. Veena (NMD) says:

    Bella and Gigi can’t live together in NY? SMH

  17. nyc mama says:

    Brandi is delusional; Her revisionist history excludes any of her bad behavior. Does she really think that we are as stupid as she is?

  18. OK, I don’t want to be Judgy McJudgerson, but I will. I am the mom of 2 16 year olds. My son has his license (for those that don’t know, my daughter has high functioning autism and has expressed 0 interest in drive and that makes me a happy mama! 1 less thing to worry about…) Anyhoo…taking away a phone for 21 days WHILE your child is on a LUXURY Yacht with her billionaire father and making her pay her lawyer fees from her savings which is replenished by her billionaire (is he a billionaire? or is he only (lol) a millionaire?) father is not a punishment!!! Refusing to pay for her digs in NYC is punishment. I cannot say “I would do this in that situation” cause I pray to GOD this never happens to me and I don’t throw stones…my mom said when I was younger, “Never make fun of the pregnant girl in HS cause if could be you…” Just my two cents…

  19. Should we start a pool for when Kyle’s daughters get their nose jobs? Ok, that is a little mean isn’t it?

    • SJP you have me wondering on this — when did they do it?

      They don’t look super bad right now right? I mean if even kyle herself had one……
      The eldest one — she has another father (middle eastern ? Indian? I can’t tell with that name) — did she get one too?
      Morris’ nose is super prominent so I imabine these last 3 will need something.

      They should wait until after graduating and then right before college — ??

      I still think women should wait until at least 20/21 for their final bodies to “set”

  20. TexasTart says:

    I didn’t even pay attention …Pay Attention Puuullleeeze! … sorry a little ADD….didn’t pay attention to all the Brandi and Lisa sit down because it’s SO LAME that Brandi wants an apology. Moments like this you have to question what the hell Lisa is doing even meeting her! Makes me ca-razy!

    • Toodybird says:

      Again, feeling blue with suspicion that this Brandi and Lisa delimma was just a poseur to drraaagg us along. Please let me be wrong.

  21. Why is Yolanda escorting Bella like she’s a cripple walking for the first time? During the modeling shoot thingy?

  22. TexasTart says:

    Brandi Brandi Brandi WTF are YOU to judge anyone?! 😬

  23. Snap! Ok Ihave tones from liking to loving Eileen for her is a marriage is in good shape a third party can’t destroy it comment

  24. TexasTart says:

    WOW just WOW. She’s.so dumb.

  25. WTF? I knew it was coming the wine toss but I am totally gobsmacked. Seriously get to rehab Bobble Head

  26. Veena (NMD) says:

    Well – that drink throw was a little strange. Brandi wasn’t mad at Eileen – she’s just a soap stalker/fan

  27. Slightly OT- I decided I love all of the messy crazy that is Kristen on VPR. She is so awesomely insane that she makes me feel so normal by comparison. Because who hasn’t obsessed over an ex boyfriend?

  28. Powell says:

    Well Eileen is a better woman. I would have reached across that table and punched Bobble so hard her cheeks would go back to normal size.

  29. Ick factor is right

  30. Aww – I like Vince and Eileen together

  31. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    She’s so dumb

  32. Powell says:

    Effing bit*h!!

  33. Ok I love the Lisas playing with Lemons fridge!

  34. nyc mama says:

    Where’s Kim? 🙂

    Every time she can;t go lower she does. I wonder how she is going to explain this or rather blame for her behavior. And we know she goes even lower.

    Love the Lisa’s together… and Rinna in Yo’s fridge.

  35. JumpTheShark says:

    Perhaps it was Brandi’s evil twin who threw the drink…trouble is, they are both crazy! Then, she has the nerve to show up in a whoreable dress, escorted by some tattooed gym rat. Bravo needs to demote some of these tramps to a trailer court: Brandi, Tampra, Shana…

  36. TexasTart says:

    I’m sure a lot of work went into Brandi’s hair in this scene, but it’s ugly!

  37. Brandi’s hair looks janky again – what is that rhinestone thing in the back? It looks cheaper than her Forever 21 dresses

  38. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    She sucks at apologizing

  39. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    STOP DRINKING!!! Dumbass

  40. Oh god Yolanda. I can’t with this one.

  41. Ah, I just got it – Ken didn’t want to be around Lemons and deliberately skipped – right?

  42. TexasTart says:

    Brandi’s bitch that trails along with her and her janky ass hair does not fit in with this crowd any more than she does…..awkward!

  43. TexasTart says:

    Good analogy about the penis and the ring from Lisa. Brandi is so nasty and SO rude.

  44. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    She’s drunk? Is she going to stay drunk every episode?

  45. TexasTart says:

    Anyone getting a SWF vibe from Brandi?!

  46. TexasTart says:

    Loving the Lisa R and Eileen side convo’s!

  47. Yeah the whole Brandi thing is weird tonight, I need to watch again because it is too much to take in. And sitting on Davids lap? Is that the only thing she can do with guys is sit on their laps, if I was Lisa I would be having flashbacks to how Brandi acted with Ken

  48. Powell says:

    I think I would have told Yo I will have to excuse myself and leave her party. Bobble Head was that disgusting it was embarrassing.

  49. JumpTheShark says:

    Where’s that media whore Dr. Drew when we need him?

  50. And we all thought Kelly was as crazy as crazy gets.

    Now there’s a whole nother level called Brandi.

  51. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Eww gross

  52. I love Lisa R’s comment “if that isn’t white trash I don’t know what is?” about Brandi – it is instantly a classic

  53. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    I know everyone hates her but..OMG poor Kyle!! I swear when Annabelle leaves my house I’m going to be a mess…a big friggen Brandi sized MESS!!!

  54. TexasTart says:

    WHITE TRASH! 😆

  55. I haven’t watched yet – but the wine throwing scene – isn’t Brandi’s hair pulled back on the sides …. With volume on top (typically I love that look)

    And her hairline – seemed very dark and almost Tre-like – I rememeber just from previews it caught me off guard ….
    She normally doesn’t seem to have a strong hairline or especially dark or thick one.

    I’m going to look for it.

    Maybe her “housemate” used too much LA LOOKS hair gel, extra strength, in setting it.
    😂😂😭😭😭😂😂

  56. Veena (NMD) says:

    That was …. interesting. Lisa R and Eileen sure have B’s number. Now we know why she’s back on WWHL. I am going to have to miss Dance Moms to watch.

  57. Orson One Hundred says:

    Re: Lisa attending Brandi’s housewarming party. I think it was a case of damned if you do and damned if you don’t. At least by attending, Lisa was a first hand witness of what was done and said and wouldn’t have had to hear 2nd, 3rd, and 4th hand accounts. And by this time, I think Lisa, well, if not expects, at least is no longer disturbed by Brandi’s antics. Of course, having learned her lesson, Lisa will NOT supply Brandi any ammunition that can be used against her, so LVP keeps Brandi at a very long arm’s length.

    • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

      I just think Lisa is a “good employee.”

  58. nyc mama says:

    I like Eileen more and more.

    Los Angeles, CA
    Eileen Davidson @eileen_davidson · 20s 21 seconds ago
    and that’s not even addressing the finger b****** part. Oy! Reality tv #rhobh
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    Eileen Davidson @eileen_davidson · 1m 1 minute ago
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    Eileen Davidson @eileen_davidson · 40m 40 minutes ago
    Super fan? Or Super bitter? Still not sure. #rhobh

  59. Veena (NMD) says:

    • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

  60. Veena (NMD) says:

    So – when did Brandi say checkmate? Missed it!

  61. TexasTart says:

    In case you missed earlier mentions…Brandi and Jeff Lewis on WWHL tonight. Andy had a teaser. In commercial break eluding to Jeff is READY for her. Does this have something to do with making her pay for the fiasco at the upfronts?! Maybe that is wishful thinking, lol

  62. Goddammit I think my mother is watching Downton Abbey from what is it – season 4/5 ?

    Without HAVING WATCHED IT BEFORE.

    People joining a show like 2-3 seasons in that are a continuous storyline (and not reality).
    I can’t STAND when people do that. Ughhhhhhh
    I’d rather have brandi throw wine in my face !!!!!!!
    I feel like picking skin on my face !!!!

    It annoys me SOOOOOOOOO much

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      Hahahahahaha this is hysterical because this is how I watch so many shows!! I get into bed and Kevin will be watching an episode of Shameless or Ray Donovan or Homeland or whatever and I just follow along even though I have no idea what’s happening!! I ask a few questions and feel like I’m all caught up!! Kevin used to get annoyed but now he’s over it-he answers my questions and shakes his head!!

      • I wouldnt be able to deal with that. I just …. Can’t.
        HOMELAND ????

        I need a moment to decompress. 🙈

        • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

          I started watching Homeland when it was almost over with season 1-Kevin was watching and I caught like the second to last episode and then he put on the last episode-I love it even though I had no clue!! I did go back and watch the whole thing a few weeks later…I watch Shameless with Kevin sometimes and I have yet to see the first episode of a full season!!

      • Powell says:

        I don’t have a problem jumping in S2,3 either. That’s how I started watching Scandal. This is just my 2nd season.

  63. I’m finding Brandi’s behavior increasingly concerning.

    She’s acting out in sexually inappropriate ways and is becoming more and more aggressive.

    I used to think she needed rehab- now I think the booze is a symptom of a larger problem.

    Either she has mental illness or she had something happen in her childhood- like significant sexual abuse.

    Either way? She needs to get off of TV. This just isn’t healthy.

    • Agreed. It was disturbing and déjà vu of Kelly on Scary Island

    • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

      The hyper sexuality stuff is disturbing to see in anyone but extra in Brandi because she is “famous” and she gets praise for being trampy sexy flirty or whatever-she thrives on it and she’s getting the attention she craves because of it.

    • Rebecca wishes dragons would appear and roast every Housewife who says or does something stupid. says:

      I’m going back to her take that she always wants to “win.” These women are so far above her and she has no chance of fitting in. Acting out is her only way of trying to get attention. Read the People article on Aviva. She threw her leg on the table specifically because she was desperate to stay on the show.

      Brandi’s half-price whore behavior is her fake leg.

    • Powell says:

      Sorry I don’t think she has any mental illness. She does need to see a psychiatrist but she’s not mentally ill. Since Eddie cheated on her, her way of “I’ll get you before you get me” attitude has progressed to much misplaced aggression and inappropriateness. Why throw the wine at Eileen? Why say to Babyface and his wife that she doesn’t know that her ring isn’t big enough. Babyface said it. Someone in her life has hurt her and that’s why she felt the way she did about that ring. These people are so scared of Bravo. Why didn’t Yo ask Bobble Head if she could speak to her away from the table, then tell her how inappropriate she was to her guest, one of David’s good friends and tell her to leave her house? David is so much her love. She talks about how proud she is of him and his career. Why did she allow Bobble to continue to be her guest and insult another guest. That was the 2nd most disgusting and despicable thing Bobble has done in one night on tv.

  64. 😉

  65. Free me Tarts or Veena …. Please

  66. kit9 says:

    Holy crap. I didn’t think Brandi could shock me but, wow. One thing, though, before I watch it again(just too much cray cray to absorb in one sitting!)this getting hammered and saying really rude things out of nowhere ain’t nothing new for Brandi. I remember her on the Hawaii trip-she made a rude comments about how it didn’t seem like Ken and Lisa loved each other? Anyone else remember that?

    • Powell says:

      I do. I don’t care. This bit*h wouldn’t be invited to anything at my house or at an event if I was these ladies. She’s disgusting.

      • kit9 says:

        She really is just vicious. To say things like that to people out of nowhere for no apparent reaso? I just thought of another one! When she was at dinner with Heather McDonald and made a “joke” about how Heather, essentially, didn’t care about her sick son. WTF?

    • Veena (NMD) says:

      I thought it was Adrienne and Paul she made comments about.

  67. Veena (NMD) says:

    What about Kim tonight – telling Brandi – well it’s okay – you apologized. How long did it take Kim to forgive Brandi?

  68. mrs peabody says:

    I think of all the housewives Yolo is the one I can’t stand the most. I just don’t like her, she is so sickening.

    • I Need a Life! says:

      I don’t watch BH anymore thanks to Yo, Bobble, Kyle. Enjoy reading comments, though. I would watch if JZ showed up at the party!!

  69. TexasTart says:

    Jeff made.Brandi stand up – are y’all seeing Brandi’s streetwalker skirt?!

  70. TexasTart says:

    Giggles. Jeff.disgusted at Justin Beiber pic, NOT!

  71. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Ok that outfit-is she for real??? Come on now!!!

  72. TexasTart says:

    White trash came up again.
    Brandi has no regrets from that episode

  73. Veena (NMD) says:

    Brandi is very very anxious tonight.

  74. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    I said sorry so now get over it? What a dumbass!!

  75. kit9 says:

    Ok, Andy was right, Brandi looks different from just her last appearance which was just a couple weeks ago. But what is it specifically? I can’t put my finger on it. Jeff is hilariously digging at Brandi, btw. lol

  76. TexasTart says:

    Wjaaat? Did Jeff say “I don’t know Eileen but she seems dramatic.” in regards.to the wine throwing…really?

  77. kit9 says:

    Holy hell, Brandi picking up her fight with Tom from VP Rules. Oh boy. He ripped her a new one last time on Twitter.

  78. TexasTart says:

    This show is so in the gutter…but I am not.reaching for the remote, lol

  79. TexasTart says:

    At least she agreed she is white trash and didn’t have to google what it meant, remembering the Aviva, Ramona and Sonja.

  80. Veena (NMD) says:

    Wow – Brandi is crying because Jeff hurt her feelings by asking if he could get an STD from her touching his hair – she threw a glass of wine at him.

    • ramonacoaster says:

      I was wondering what he said. I only caught the last 5 min and then saw her turn around and cry. So uncomfortable.

  81. kit9 says:

    OMG. This isn’t funny anymore. Brandi and Jeff. Wow. Uncomfortable, awkward. She is really mad at him. She needs freaking help.

  82. TexasTart says:

    I want someone to physically go after her throwing wine….why is she crying? OMG why does she treat people like shit and then wants them to apologize?
    Arrrrgh! 😡

    • Powell says:

      She can throw wine on people, tell them the ring they bought their wife is too small and it’s all a joke, funny, but when someone is joking w/her “That’s not cool”?

    • kit9 says:

      I thought for a tiny second there, Jeff was going to hit her.

  83. Exit4 says:

    That was very confusing????

  84. Powell says:

    Did y’all see that?!?!

  85. kit9 says:

    You’ve got to be freaking kidding me. She can dish it but can’t take it. She called Jeff a “fu**ing a**hole” when the show ended.

  86. TexasTart says:

    At the end she told Jeff to f*ck off?! Whaaaat?! I couldn’t hear what she said.

    Helllllo More questions than answers!

  87. Exit4 says:

    Poor Jeff Lewis is going to get attached by the crazy Brandi people. I missed what happened exactly? Was she faking it? That poor family!

  88. mrs peabody says:

    What did Brandi say about that ring? I’ve watched it a couple of times now and I can’t quite catch it. Did you seen how Yolo and her love where presiding over the head of the table with their smug looks on their face.

  89. TexasTart says:

    Do you think still be an After Show?! I think too much happened on BH and WWHL and I already need to rewatch both – how crazy.

  90. mrs peabody says:

    omg who says that to a guy in a room full of people

  91. Veena (NMD) says:

    I’m watching the aftershow – she is already over it and they are going out partying after the show.

    She texted with Lisa on NewYear’s, and thinks Lisa should be over it by now. She also said that deep down they love each other – and Lisa knows it.

    • kit9 says:

      I think Jeff was just placating her with the sorrys because she had a meltdown. Trying to reign crazy back in I don’t think they’re going out for drinks. I think Jeff ran like hell! If he didn’t the whole thing was fake.

  92. Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

    Please don’t tell me y’all really fell for that WWHL crap? She was sooo faking-it’s Brandi!! She doesn’t cry she attacks-if she were really mad at Jeff she would have went off on him-I peeked at the after show and they are laughing it up-it was all set up-did you see Andy really sucking at acting??

  93. Powell says:

    That’s what her problem is. She’s taking anti-anxiety meds for what, in the A.M. and drinking when she’s socializing. Yes she’s mixing pills and booze. Jeff was right. It’s still in her system. I bet she drinks everyday when the previous days pills have not worked their way out of her system. She’s going to end up in rehab. Her GF Jennifer obviously doesn’t help pointing this out to her. She’s going to lose her kids if she keeps this up. Eddie has plenty of evidence on tape from tonight alone.

  94. Veena (NMD) says:

    So I think Brandi throwing the glass of wine was fake – she waited until they came back on camera, and had a strange look on her face as she threw it – but the meltdown after was real, and she was really pissed and sad at the same time.

    • kendo says:

      I agree, she was mad as soon as he said it. I’m surprised she didn’t loose it earlier.

      • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

        That’s why I think it was a planned scene-if Brandi were really mad do you think she would have the control to wait even 5 seconds before reacting? We know her better than that!

        • kit9 says:

          She did say something about Jenny not letting Jeff near her kids but sort of pulled back from going full nuclear which I thought she was going to do. I think with Jeff, she knows he would eviscerate her if she went full Brandi on him. She’s not even close to being as smart and quick as he is. Also, it was 2 on 1, with Andy there.

      • TexasTart says:

        WHAT did he say??!

        • Andy wanted Brandi to run her hands thru Jeffs hair to see if it is real and jeff said “can I get an STD from that”. I guess because Eddie gave her an STD she is sensitive? Considering the crap she says it doesn’t seem to be enough to toss her wine at him

          • Jill...no not THAT Jill says:

            She’s not sensitive to it-she talks about it all the time and jokes about it all the time. If she was so upset she wouldn’t have waited till the end-it was set up I’m sure of it.

            • I think the bitchier Jeff comment was on the after show when someone asked Brandi what she though of Lisa upgrading Scheanna’s room on VP and Brandi said that is what they do for hookers and Jeff replied “you would know” and they took his drink from beside her

          • TexasTart says:

            Thanks SJP. I saw that part and it didn’t seem to bother her then and there was a commercial break like Jill mentioned. I thought it was something said during commercial….for.some.reason.

    • kit9 says:

      Jeff and Andy had been taking shots at her all night. I think she really did meltdown but who knows.

    • TexasTart says:

      I didn’t see the wine throw being fake and she did have a real weird look when she did that on the show too. It looked real for Jeff, lol! The crying would more likely be fake. So you did see the after show and she’s over it. Good grief. She’s such an attention seeking ho.

  95. Powell says:

    255 comments. Woo y’all talk a lot. 😉

  96. Ok re watching BH, Brandi’s bottom lip wasn’t nearly as big as it was on WWHL tonight. What the eff did she do to her face now?

  97. What made Brandi upset on WWH ? I don’t get it ?

    And what ring ? Whose ring is not big enough?

    Hellllppppppp …

    Of all freakin episodes to be late on ……

  98. TexasTart says:

  99. lillybee says:

    I may watch BH tomorrow, right now I am watching The Little Couple. There is very little to snark about on that show.

    • California35 says:

      I love that show, so sweet 😊

      • mrs peabody says:

        I’m watching it now too, I love it. Such a nice family and those kids are so cute esp Zoey, she is a doll and Will always has a smile on his face.

  100. California35 says:

    Ok, I’m here now. I missed a few minutes.
    Yo talking about daughter bla bla bla

  101. California35 says:

    Ugh!!! Brandi! She is the one who is begging for Lisa to be her friend again, but then she is asking Lisa to apologize AND she has to approved th apology AND AND ugh!

  102. TexasTart says:

    I think it’s deeper than that, Kenya

  103. TexasTart says:

  104. Holy crap. New weave new lips
    Stop trying to be Lisa2!

  105. lillybee says:

    I am kinda hoping that Brandi throws a glass of wine at The Trump on CA.

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