Ramona’s Social Media Blunder by Veena
Yesterday morning Ramona Singer’s social media was hacked. It was either hacked by her social media assistant, or by someone else playing a joke. Since Ramona hasn’t tweeted anything about it, I’m going to have to assume it was her social media assistant, and the incident wasn’t a joke. But with the housewives, you never know. So with that as a very long disclaimer, here’s what happened.
In the wee hours on Thursday morning, some strange tweets appeared on Ramona’s twitter timeline. By the time I looked (after JillnonotthatJill alerted me to this)- maybe around 10 am east coast time, they were gone. The tweets called Ramona out for not paying her social media assistant for the last two months. Jill found some copies of the (now) deleted tweets. Assuming it really was Annie Foley tweeting from Ramona’s account, one can only assume that she’s out of a job right now.
Another strange thing that happened on Ramona’s twitter account was that someone posted a photo of Orange is the New Black’s character Crazy Eyes on Ramona’s account. Fitting, but not particularly flattering. The photo was taken down later in the day. The question is – did the social media assistant also put up the photos, and if so, why wasn’t it taken down with the tweets. But it is doubtful that Ramona posted the photo.
All in all, and interesting morning for Ramona.
“Bachelorette Beach Party” – by HydrangeaHussy
Everyone is getting ready for their joint-bachelor-bachelorette trip. The trip is for Scheana and Shay, but there will be separate events. Jax has a cut on his head from running into a glass door. There are not words. He isn’t inviting Tiffany anymore because he’d rather take a solo vacation with her. I think it’s because he doesn’t want her to find out that he slept with someone in San Diego, and because Vail is coming. I wonder what Tiffany will think when she sees this. Kristen can’t help herself and starts opining on Ariana and Tom. She maintains that Tom cheated in Miami. I’m sure that James would love for Kristen to spend as much time on their relationship as she does on Tom and Ariana’s. Vail is a little nervous because she doesn’t know the group very well. Be afraid, Vail.
Girls are staying with girls, and guys are staying with guys. Except for Kristen and James. Ariana and Scheana’s room is decorated for her when she arrives. Her mother, sister, and other bridesmaids are already there. Lisa sent a gift basket and upgraded Scheana to the best suite. I’m sure Brandi will have her panties in a wad about that. Pandora isn’t there because Lisa needs her to manage Pump while the group is gone. Pandora is just as good at managing the place as Lisa. I love their attention to detail.
The Miami group is going to Naked Taco for dinner, with bottle service. They begin with shots to celebrate. There’s a lot of tension as Kristen stares down Jax, Tom, and Ariana. I hope she doesn’t ruin Scheana’s bachelorette, but I’m sure that’s too much to hope for. These kids can’t get together without fists flying. Ariana starts a bachelorette game for Scheana. It’s a list of random and/or embarrassing things tasks that Scheana must complete. Scheana can’t help herself and points out that Stassi was invited but didn’t come. Why bring that up? Oh yeah, so we can learn that Stassi isn’t talking to Katie because Katie is in Miami. Kristen and Katie are going to bond over this. Scheana asks Jax why Tiffany isn’t there. He says that he didn’t think it would work out because she had to take time off work. Vail asks if they are together and he dodges the question. He won’t give her a straight answer. Katie gets him to admit that part of the reason that Tiffany isn’t there is San Diego. He admits that he was not single on that trip and behaved inappropriately. Other Tom is keeping his mouth shut because Jax has too much dirt on him. Jax gets way too defensive about the questions. I hope Jax’s lies finally catch up with him. Again, I say RUN VAIL! The group retreats to Scheana’s suite for some more drunken antics. Jax calls Tiffany, who doesn’t trust him after San Diego. She’s short with him and he pretends to be understanding. I don’t believe it and, sure enough, he keeps on drinking and encouraging the antics. He finds Vail and tells her that everyone in the group has secrets that they won’t own up to. Vail is touched by Jax and doesn’t understand why everyone says that he isn’t a good person. She’s falling for it. Ugh.
Everyone is feeling a little rough in the morning, except Jax. Tom and Other Tom question Jax about Vail. Apparently she was all over him the night before, as he sees it. He says that he has a girlfriend, but has a sh*t-eating grin on his face while he says it. Katie is warning Vail about Jax’s M.O. He acts like he doesn’t have a girlfriend because he wants to keep his options open with Vail. The group is preparing to go out on a boat for the day. I see lots of gratuitous half-nakedness in the future. There is no booze on the boat, but they have chardonnay. Scheana is happy that Stassi isn’t there to cause to problems. Tom is reminded of old times because everyone is getting along. I have to admit that it’s nice to see them all having fun together. Well, everyone except Kristen, who can’t let go of her Ariana-hatred. A storm approaches and they almost leave Jax on the island. That’s just too easy, lol. Jax has been texting Tiffany and Carmen. Tom warns him that it isn’t a good idea to be flirting with his ex. Jax offers to buy a plane ticket for Carmen to join them. He made the same offer to Tiffany. What a moron.
Back in Miami, the guys are having dinner but forgot about James. Uh oh. Thankfully James doesn’t pitch a fit when he arrives. Shay is glad to see everyone getting along. Jax points out that the girls hold grudges, while the guys don’t. Other Tom brings up Vail, which gives Tom an intro to talk about Tiffany. Tom tells the story about San Diego, which the guys find disrespectful. Jax continues to deny sleeping with someone in the bathroom. Other Tom, who has been supportive in private, tries to shut Tom down. Jax brings up Miami. Other Tom doesn’t want to talk about it and doesn’t stand up to Jax for his friend. James correctly notes that the boys are playing a game of “if you tell on me, I’ll tell on you.” He texts Kristen about it. Tom continues to deny sleeping with anyone in Miami.
The ladies also take Scheana to dinner. She tells the girls that she’s happy everyone is there and getting along. Aww! Lots of cute girl-bonding. Scheana charms some guy out of his boxers. Classy. I hate bachelorette party games like that, but that’s just me. Kristen gets a text from James, but doesn’t want to talk about it at the table. She goes to the bathroom and Vail checks her phone. She reads the texts to the girls. When Kristen returns, Scheana asks if there’s been any word from the boys. Kristen says no.
After agreeing to drop the Miami thing, Jax goes to the bar and is followed by Tom. Tom tells him that Jax has violated his trust. Jax considers Tom and Other Tom his family. What a way to treat your family. Tom asks Jax to stop causing problems and ratting out his friends. So, does that mean Tom did cheat? Do I really care?